#thermodynamic lawyer

[amaritheartist]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. Thermodynamic Layer Esq, G.F.D. 🦍 🤮 🕴️ 🧠 👄 📃 📖 🩸 🐍 ☠️ ♟️♜♞♝♛♚ 🧪 🚫💔 🤕 😵‍💫 🦠 🚀 🛒 👶 😭 🤚 💀 🏜️ 🧪 🚫💔 🧪 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[ninethirtynine-pm]

[labratofthemonth]

please reblog if you’ve learned the sacred art of being completely straight faced in public while will wood is screaming about babies with autism and people having radiation come out of places radiation should not come out of blasting through your headphones

thank you

[doctorsiren]

“Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover and shamelessly spoils the end!”

[butterscotch-goat]

[oh-tobeafrog]

(in the will wood museum)

tour guide: and here we have the room of fucked up pianos mr. wood has used throughout his career

person: whats that sound

guide: oh thats the next room. the baby with aut

[keter-class-anomaly]

autism be damned that baby can be strapped to a ceiling fan.

[gandlebob]

I specifically find this hilarious

Thermodynamic Laywer is now a calm non-energetic song. Sorry guys we can't scream the lyrics anymore we have to whisper

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

the webbed site really seemed to like when I told people to listen to lemon demon because of his. uh. Interesting song topics so i’m gonna also do it with Will Wood. everyone listen to will wood some of his song topics include:

[scatting] i am having a gender crisis

I FUCKING HATE MY WIFE (in the court of law)

acab

Doctors and medicine are so evil. we should go back to the olden days when everyone fucking died it was so much better

MORALITY IS A CONSTRUCT <33)2?!!!!!!!!

Oh, you want me to be myself? …………………….……I’m sorry, who?

I’m going to find the most beautiful and poetic way to tell you that I should be put in a straightjacket

my hungry ass could NOT be a chemist! also, i’m not real

MORALITY IS A CONSTRUCT AGAIN 🤌🤌🤌

grips. vampire prettyboys

so you know Sixth Sense?

[spikyegg]

william you madman

[static-scribblez]

Apparently this is a universal experience for almost every Will Wood fan on this app

[2econd2ight2yd]

Just realized that the lyrics are supposed to be “a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan” I thought that the “cry like a baby” part was separate from “autism strapped to a ceiling fan”. like ur strapping autism itself to a ceiling fan.

[hayheadd]

aglaya lilich pathologic animatic to will wood are you happy

[buttery-pancakez]

thanks will wood i think you’re cool too 🫶

[satanscheeto]

that one will wood lyric

[bitterishvices]