#thermodynamic lawyer esq.

[ninethirtynine-pm]

[c4rdkingd0m]

Linda you need to calm down, its like you’re tearing the hair off a black baboon’s skull. You’re a bitch. With four thousand names, mind you.

[accidental-will-wood-reference]

me

a REAL street sign

[dr-will-wood-confessions-is-dead]

thermodynamic lawyer esq somehow can stop me from having panic attacks but ONLY fi theyre caused by One Specific Trigger and i still dont know why. its so funny. like yeah im shaken up, trying not to cry, but also im a bitch with some four thousand names

[dick-chugger]

How I've been feeling recently

[gunk404]

Okays did the Thermodynamic Lawyer ESQ GFD Song Thing i promised

Wawa dumbass noises:

Inst:

I did not get to yell i did this too late and probably wouldn't be able to anyways so i just like ruined my vocal chords

like how the instrumentals turned out tho 👍

[accidental-will-wood-reference]

accidental will wood reference

God if it ever takes a cake a whole hour just for cooking again I might fucking kill myself

It smells good tho

@god-offical why did u let us make such shitty ovens I just want to ov in the goop and ov out a cake okkk :(

[tedlebred]

bsd art dumpy

[astrakanite]

do you guys like. thermodynamic lawyer chonny jash, perchance. do you guys-

nah not the biggest fan

[t0x1nz]

things i am not:

male

female

things i am:

-squealing

-trolley wheel

-baby with autism

-ceiling fan

[accidental-will-wood-reference]

seems seth brundle’s at it again..

Never mind oh my god his head is too fat to fit…. The case is 1.49 inches wide his ass is THREE!!!! HED POKE A HOLE THROUGH IT!!!! Its so over lmfao

[cranberryspringart]

Rip Missy, you would've loved Will Wood. 😔

[willwood-lyrics]

Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover And shamelessly spoils the end

[leafgorge]

she cry on my baby with autism till i get strapped to a ceiling fan

she cotard on my solution till i shanananananananana free will

[butterscotch-goat]

some doodles of my OCs with thermodynamic lawyer lyrics (why does the song go so hard????/pos)

CW for blood and telling someone to die ig idk how to word that!!

fun fact I showed a friend a drawing of Beatrice and they said "omg Bea I love her!!! Wait actually love/hate" and I was like "what why lol" bc she's a little goober and they were like "bc she was still on Charles' side until she herself became a test subject" and I was like oh yeah I forgot about that that is kinda a dick move (tho technically she was on both aster and Charles' side but she didn't stop supporting Charles until the wings thing happen)

[dr-will-wood-confessions-is-dead]

Fuck it, aerodynamic lawyer. Their client is found guilty so they launch themselves 200 feet into the air