#thermodynamic lawyer esq.

[ninethirtynine-pm]

[c4rdkingd0m]

Linda you need to calm down, its like you’re tearing the hair off a black baboon’s skull. You’re a bitch. With four thousand names, mind you.

[accidental-will-wood-reference]

me

a REAL street sign

[dr-will-wood-confessions-is-dead]

thermodynamic lawyer esq somehow can stop me from having panic attacks but ONLY fi theyre caused by One Specific Trigger and i still dont know why. its so funny. like yeah im shaken up, trying not to cry, but also im a bitch with some four thousand names

[dick-chugger]

How I've been feeling recently

[accidental-will-wood-reference]

accidental will wood reference

God if it ever takes a cake a whole hour just for cooking again I might fucking kill myself

It smells good tho

@god-offical why did u let us make such shitty ovens I just want to ov in the goop and ov out a cake okkk :(

[tedlebred]

bsd art dumpy

[astrakanite]

do you guys like. thermodynamic lawyer chonny jash, perchance. do you guys-

nah not the biggest fan

[veezm0]

things i am not:

male

female

things i am:

-squealing

-trolley wheel

-baby with autism

-ceiling fan

[accidental-will-wood-reference]

seems seth brundle’s at it again..

Never mind oh my god his head is too fat to fit…. The case is 1.49 inches wide his ass is THREE!!!! HED POKE A HOLE THROUGH IT!!!! Its so over lmfao

[cranberryspringart]

Rip Missy, you would've loved Will Wood. 😔

[willwood-lyrics]

Tears pages from spines as she judges the cover And shamelessly spoils the end

[leafgorge]

she cry on my baby with autism till i get strapped to a ceiling fan

she cotard on my solution till i shanananananananana free will

[butterscotch-goat]

some doodles of my OCs with thermodynamic lawyer lyrics (why does the song go so hard????/pos)

CW for blood and telling someone to die ig idk how to word that!!

fun fact I showed a friend a drawing of Beatrice and they said "omg Bea I love her!!! Wait actually love/hate" and I was like "what why lol" bc she's a little goober and they were like "bc she was still on Charles' side until she herself became a test subject" and I was like oh yeah I forgot about that that is kinda a dick move (tho technically she was on both aster and Charles' side but she didn't stop supporting Charles until the wings thing happen)

[dr-will-wood-confessions-is-dead]

Fuck it, aerodynamic lawyer. Their client is found guilty so they launch themselves 200 feet into the air

[calechipconecrimes]

sources and my opinion of you under the cut

little lion man by mumford & sons - you fucked up big time and you should probably make it up to them. go say you're sorry

willard! by will wood - you have the weight of the world on your shoulders rn. that's not healthy. relax

how far we've come by matchbox 20 - you're missing someone or something hard. go to therapy

separate ways (worlds apart) by journey - angsty loverperson. lol. i hope it works out for you

st. bernard by lincoln - you have nothing to prove. take a deep breath and let it go

natural by imagine dragons - you might be feeling like you have no autonomy. if so, remember that every choice you make is your own and no one can tell you what to make of yourself

hayloft ii by mother mother - who hurt you and can i help you hurt them back

against the kitchen floor by will wood - ough. i feel this one. take a moment if you need to remind yourself that you are loved

thermodynamic lawyer, esq. GFD by will wood - you mad bro? calm down it's just a game bro

hold me down by the happy fits - okay loverperson. maybe don't float away. lmao.

song titles are in green and artist names are in red for visibility