#i wouldn't even be able to be mad cause that's so fucking funny

[corbinite]

Also also also

I was on my way to the car sales place

I've been scrambling all day getting all the documentation I need ready

Texting the car sales guy back and forth about what I need and the schedule of things

And then as I'm driving there

I get a text

"Sorry I just realized it's my wife's birthday I have to go"

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[lynn-tged-posting]

tged webtoon ep 175 spoilers and thoughts but it's nothing really serious i just really enjoyed this week LMFAO and more below the cut

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i need it to be known that this panel was the thumbnail for the ep and i was . so confused. bc wow that expression is not one u usually see on javier but also considering what happened in the angel arc,,, maybe,,, he's learning to be more like lloyd for real after all,,, LMFAOOO

and then it turned out it was just the spirit king's perception of him AHAHAHAHA the other two panels showing that were good too,,, wow,,, whats wrong with him,,, with THEM,,, /j genuinely the gags where javier looks lowkey like a fucking thug are so silly funny WAHAHAHA

they say the more u spend time w ur loved ones the more u become like them,,, or something like that. idk thats just what i heard HAHA

and jesus christ yeah okay when you look at lloyd's construction from this lens. yeah. the spirit king does have a very very good point about protecting nature from forces like this,,, lloyd buddy you've been fucking with nature a lil too much cool it a lil bit ur making spirits mad sob sob sob

i do hope that lloyd and the spirit king are able to come to a compromise? cause im sure lloyd wouldn't just,,, fuck up nature just Cause right,,, right,,,,,,? he's a good enough guy,,,,,,,,,,,, right,,,,,,,,,,,

speaking of the spirit king. oh my god that's just fucking ice king . cmon now HAHAHAHA

the resemblance,,, just enough to avoid copyright probably. thats so silly HAHAHAHA

it's ok mr spirit king. surely lloyd will. compromise. after u stop uuhh attacking ofc but like. yeah,,,,,, surely,,,,, <- so much copium oh my god please lloyd don't fuck this up LAKFJDLSDJKF

ALSOOO more world building reinforcement hehe, based on what we know about when the demon king prequel takes place, this dragon should be tyrannus!

i think the way u can tell too besides just Knowing that is the missing gem on the forehead; verkis has a gem directly on his forehead thats pretty bright (in both tged and dkc), whereas tyrannus has no gem at all! so this dragon in this ep is absolutely tyrannus,,, i wonder what else he was up to at this time,,, hm hm!!!

oh also,,, the estate citizens reactions to the snow piling on was actually really really sweet,,, they're so cute look at them,,, work hard play hard as they say!!!

i think it's really telling that they're able to play so freely like this even without lloyd's explicit say-so bc ofc, lloyd wouldn't force anybody to work in bad conditions,,, they know when to rest, they know safety like the back of their hands, and they know lloyd wouldn't make them work in a mf blizzard,,, :') true fronterans,,,

also the humans being absolutely drenched in mana and power is also incredibly funny . i am incredibly curious to know what kind of powerhouses came out of frontera estate in the years between tged and cpsm. this is so silly i love it

ALSO I KNEW LLOYDS SINGING WOULD BE A FORCE OF FUCKING NATURE IT TAKES DOWN SPIRITS TOO THATS SO FUCKING INSANE. alicia's reaction too fucking SENT ME bc i had forgotten that she technically had never heard his singing before LMFAOOO (in the bone dragon arc she had covered her ears w mana and was spared,,, my god,,, an atomic bomb of a weapon) the fucking timing of the spirit just. falling LMFAOOO

some insane fucking expressions btw. lloyd u never cease to amaze w how fucking monstrous u look sometimes. artist youve outdone urself again . im VERY happy we got something other than the open mouth ones (theyre monstrously good but like the spit freaks me out HAHA) so the grinning is. CHEFS KISS. lloyd,,, u really dont ever hold back,,,

ALSO ALICIA FUCKING SMACKING HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD AND THEN THREATENING TO NEVER SEE LLOYD AGAIN IF HE SANG. AND LLOYD'S EXPRESSION AS A RESULT. CHRIST LKADJFLKJSDFHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

THESE PANELS WERE SO FUCKING GOOD. LLOYD LOOKS SO DAMN DISTRAUGHT HE LOOKS SO UPSET HELP MEEEE . saddest fucking puppy ive ever seen jesus christ. HE LOOKS SO SAD,,, maybe he thought the queen wouldn't be too bothered by the singing since EVERYONE ELSE WAS but no,,, not even she can handle it,,, hey lloyd, at least javier is willing to appreciate the effort u put in by singing (not that he'd ever want to listen but y'know,,, its the thought that counts,,,)

like bro literally looks like this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND THEN the moment, the very MOMENT that the spirit king determines that he wants to kill lloyd,,, oohhh it's over for him,,,

"HERE COMES JAVIER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!"

GENUINELY THIS PANEL IS SO COOL TOO the build up to it in the episode was also really really good,,,, from a tiny twinkle to a zoomed in motion blur of javier getting ready to SWING at the mf i REALLY LIKE THAT

i went insane over this on twitter i was so so happy to see this,,, literally the very moment he detects any threat to lloyd, javier just KNOWS. he drops EVERYTHING and IMMEDIATELY RUSHES TO HIS AID. that's so,,,,, THAT'S SO!??!?!?,,,,, ACCUSATORY POINT,,,, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

fellas is it gay to know exactly when your friend is in trouble and immediately fight for him no matter what. /j /lh

i really like that lloyd knew immediately too. he knows his knight. he's well aware of what javier would do,,, he'd probably do the same for him,,, god they know each other so well. im so. they make me SICK. affectionately

and then the final nail in the coffin (in a very positive way),,, alicia wondering why she even fell for lloyd,,, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

she's questioning everything in this very moment and yet i'm willing to bet she'll just accept that this is how he is,,, alicia and javier shaking hands fr

god i couldn't stop giggling this entire ep. there were so many silly things and shenanigans in this ep while also getting into the start of smth to consider when they're building the railroad (i.e. the issue of construction fucking up the natural mountain/nature around them). i just had a lot of fun overall and i really really like that,,, im very happy :3 YAYYYY YAYYYYY

excited to see what happens next week,,, i really hope they come to a good compromise w the spirit king!!!

[onestepbackwards]

I've been following the Unity situation and its so fucking insane like holy shit. We have everything! - Absurd fees for devs! That may or may not be retroactive and illegal, but we won't say until you cause a stink about it! (We totally aren't shh we wouldn't break the law. Totally :) ) - Getting rid of one of their levels of subscriptions during all of this, The 'Plus Plan', and allegedly putting you on the more expensive 'Pro' subscription if you auto renew! - Insider trading! Selling their stocks not even a week before they released this new change in their company! x x They've since backpedaled from what their original plan was. Originally, they told everyone that every Install, reinstall, dlc, demo, and pirated copy would now cost a fee (with few exceptions, such as charity games and bundles) It's not hard to see how this could tank an indie company with ease. Mad at a dev/company? Just mass install/uninstall. Now they are apparently saying that 'nonono! We only meant the original install :)' Which also opens the door as to how they are tracking installs. They so far have seemed to be avoiding as to how on earth they are going to do that without breaching privacy on a computer. Especially when it could just be easier to make a fee based on purchases, but no. x

So you know, don't worry guys, they have their own 'proprietary data model.' But so far (As i type this, or am aware of) have not given details about how that model works. When asked about stuff such as Xbox Gamepass, Unity mentioned it would be Microsoft paying for the fees. As of now, I have no idea if Microsoft was even told this, and I doubt they are going to agree to it either out of nowhere. x Another fun thing, is if you change your Unity plan, you are added to the revenue threshold immediately. Interesting that this is after they sneakily got rid of their Plus plan, which a lot of devs seemed to use.

And interesting enough, they seem to contradict themselves from their QnA and their official twitter post regarding Demo's and Early Access, or at least tried to be sneaky about the wording?? x x

They won't charge for demos or early access, until they do, apparently. Or if the demo has data that can be transferred to the main game, anyway. Unity also claimed this would only affect 10% of its users. Which is funny when you look at all the Indie devs and studios who are coming out on twitter saying that this actually directly hurts them. Not to mention all the people that have spent years learning this engine, for themselves, or so they can apply to companies using it. And now all of that was just spat on by Unity themselves. There's also the games that have been out and are built on this engine, and can't just be tossed and rebuilt. Such as Among us, Genshin Impact, Pokemon Go and the Diamond/Pearl remakes. Overall, it's a huge mess. Unity majorly screwed up. I'd recommend looking into what games you like, and if they run on Unity. If you don't have them yet, you may want to purchase them so they are in your steam library, or whatever console you play on. With the uncertainty of all of this, I wouldn't be surprised if some companies delist their games on steam. If you buy from them now, you'll still be able to support the devs before Unity implements this new fee plan. Plus, since you paid for them, they will still be on your console/in your steam library. Please stay safe ya'll, and support your local game devs during this storm. They need it.

[me-and-your-husband]

may i requesting a pt 2 of ellie x thick reader last one had me kicking and swinging my feet while twirling my hair 0____0

fuck yeahhh here we go. this is a little more modern than the last one

warnings: smut, dirty talk, reader is thick, thigh riding, strap, sex toys, oral, kinda switch ellie, language, ellie is a bit feral (once again)

as stated before, she'd absolutely DIE if you sat on her face. like literally ascend to heaven.

"ellie, but what if you can't breathe?"

"i'd die a happy woman. come here."

she'd lick you out so well, hands never ever leaving your ass, fingers squeezing the soft flesh

if you were laying in bed on your stomach, she'd just lay her face right on your ass, letting out a content sigh as you look back at her like girl wtf but you eventually get used to it

if you're into wearing dresses or skirts, she would literally start drooling immediately. she'd be taking you out on a date and you come out dressed in this cute little sun dress, so short your ass was almost peaking out. she was almost BEGGING for the wind to pick up just so she could get a view of "that sweet, sweet ass", as she liked to call it

if you were taking her strap (i think we've all collectively decided it's purple), she'd always want to give it to you in doggy so she could watch your ass jiggle and spread as she pounded into you, feeling the juicy flesh of it slapping into the top of her thighs

you'd literally be getting in the shower the next day, walking past the mirror and noticing the bruises in the shape of her hands on your ass from her death grip on them the night before

you couldn't even get mad at her tho. it just made her blush when you showed her

"what can i say? love your ass."

however, if she was taking your strap, she'd literally fall apart if you gave it to her in missionary. this way, she can still kinda see your ass bounce as you pound into her.

her ABSOLUTE fav tho? when you you ride her in front of a mirror. she'd be facing the mirror and you'd be sat on her lap. she'd have a perfect view of your ass bouncing on her through the mirror, also being able to bury her face in your tits, play with them, watch you come undone, your watch where her strap/fingers disappeared in your pussy

probably has you in her phone as "favourite piece of ass 4ever" cause she thinks it's funny (you don't find it that funny)

she's a MENACE in dressing rooms. since ur both girls and most retail workers would probably just assume you're typical girls who need to show each other shit before they buy it, she literally follows you into EVERY SINGLE change room. she's not subtle about it either. girl barely ever goes shopping for herself unless you go with her and force her, so she's mostly just watching you try on stuff. in this scenario, you're shopping for a new bathing suit and she's sat on that little stool or bench in the corner, manspreading, unashamedly staring at you as you change.

when you end up inspecting this thong-style bikini bottom in the mirror, ellie says "y'know you can't get that, right?"

your brows furrow. "why?"

"if you wear that out, i'll be bending you over one of those ugly lawn chairs before you can even get in the pool."

"ellie!"

she'd just laugh, then go, "turn around. i want another picture of that ass."

let's just say you absolutely cannot ever go biking with her. the first (and only) time you went, she crashed into a tree cause she was so focused on your ass on that tiny little seat in those tiny little shorts when a squirrel or something ran in front of her. she veered to miss it and flipped the entire bike into a tree.

you could barely sit in peace. she'd literally just slot herself behind you and sit you between her legs, her hands coming to rest on your ass

she'd constantly be trying to make you squirt. not really relevant but

don't tell me she wouldn't pretend to fuck you from behind when you bend over to grab something like a teenage boy because she totally would don't lie

sometimes when you're cuddling, she'll just stick her hands between your thighs because they're so warm and squishy and she melts

you've also established that you can't go to the gym together for two reasons.

a) she thinks everyone is always staring at your ass when you wear leggings and

b) she's always staring at your ass when you wear leggings

she's probably almost started a fight multiple times over this too

"hey man! you staring at my girl's ass?"

he was a MASSIVE dude. you panicked and grabbed her by the shirt and BOOKED IT out of that gym

hand always on your thigh

no matter which one of you was driving, her hand was on your thigh

if you were wearing a dress, shorts, or a skirt, she'd constantly be kneading the bare flesh of your thigh.

she'd definitely draw little tattoos on your thighs when neither of you could sleep. she'd have this thin-tipped sharpie on the nightstand and she'd just grab it and start drawing.

sometimes she'd do it when you're sleeping. you'd wake up and there'd be a bunch of art on your thighs and your heart would swell

once, you noticed she wrote "my beautiful girl. mine forever." on your thigh and you almost started crying tbh cause i would

but mostly she writes little notes like "let's fuck when you find this" because girl is ALWAYS ready to fuck

i feel like a lot of headcanons say she loves giving, which is true, but ellie deserves some love too and she definitely deserves release

i feel like she'd be so vocal, so needy, so whiny. she'd absolutely LOVE to ride your thigh. she'd overstimulate herself grinding down on it, kissing you drunk and whimpering into your mouth. she wasn't even embarrassed when she saw the slick spot left on your plushy skin from her drooling cunt

i just know ellie likes them thick and is feral for it.

permanent taglist:

@winters-fairy @idkwhattonamethisblogs

not tagging any of my other taglists right now as i'm currently in the process of separating my tlou taglist into joel and ellie.

[doctorguilty]

AT talkings

I have this headcanon that winter king always "has" the ice king chompers in the sense that's a feature he can't change about himself (cause think about it physically he shares most features with ice king, he just stands up straighter instead of slouching, lack of beard could easily be attributed to shaving, the fact he's not balding one could speculate could do with madness not causing his health to deteriotate like think about how often times ice king looked emaciated, and then like winter just cuts it short, like otherwise his nose is a bit shorter that's about it..?), and so it's something he's figured out how to hide with whatever in universe would call glamour magic, cause like his outward appearance overall seems really important to him especially being as disarming and charismatic as possible, but the magic fucks up on him under extreme emotional stress and such (ie nearly getting killed and getting desperate)

Caused like ik it was probably just an almost (like not THIS fast but still miss-able) blink and you'll miss it foreshadowing of something being off about to be revealed but it's fun to think of it being a little deeper (especially me really hung up on how deep I feel he goes that we'll likely never get to explore so it's just a free for all anyway, shrug emoji), I recently noticed in the storyboards for his song sequence there was like one or two boards near the end of the song is a close up of winter's face and the artist drew his teeth pointy, it would have gone by super fast but had had a revision note nonetheless and wasn't in the final animation so it was definitely a conscious choice saving that for later WHICH ALSO TELLS ME the later scene wasn't an incidental artist stylization for whoever drew THAT board to be like "lol it would be funny to just him like this here" but it was deliberate one way or another that it was saved up until that point that he wasn't gonna be drawn with the spiky teeth until he got to the brink of desperation

So yeah my personal vision for that like even if it feels not entirely likely (I don't know if there's ever been a character in AT to use glamour magic but maybe there has?) is like there was his own intent behind all that and OH you know what's funny is that Simon totally wouldn't have even seen it because he was still tied up back-to-back with winter, whack!!

[krakenshaped]

Nothing boring about having your projects clearly named! what is couch about tho? :0

Brjskhdkqjdna if I don't clearly name them I'll lose them cause I play a lot of dnd and have so many docs in my drive (too many I need to gut my Google docs so baaad)

Couch is about Manjoume going to therapy and lamenting being unemployed LMAO I wrote it at the beginning of this year and never really did finish it (I got a big chunk of one shots collecting dust like that)

I'll grab a snippet for the funny 👇

"Therapy was one of those necessary chores, you told yourself in an attempt to coerce yourself into going every two weeks. Kind of like cleaning your room or paying the gas bill or walking the dog. 

Jun doesn't have a dog. Nor does Jun pay his gas bill or clean his room or even clean himself regularly. He does go to therapy though. In some sort of strange, hopeful way that therapy will somehow fix his problems and give him meaning to his life, or… Something. At least it somewhat helped him stop thinking so much. 

Perhaps 5 years ago from now, he wouldn't have expected to see himself in this place. Y'know, he thought by 21 he'd be doing something important with himself. He'd be in the pro leagues, all sleek black suits and shiny cars, a name that people knew - no respected.

It would be plastered on billboards, on advertisements, on shining lights. Manjoume Thunder. Not just Manjoume, youngest of three or Jun, duel academy's second biggest crackpot but something more. 

Maybe he'd even have a girl by his side. 

Maybe that girl would Asuka.

But he's not in the pro leagues. He's not in a fancy car. He's not even in his bedroom back home - wherever home is.

He's on Tenjouin's couch. 

He's been on Tenjouin's couch for around a year now. The lead up to that was a rollercoaster ride. Turns out after the world almost ends multiple times and you literally die and are brainwashed into joining a cult all while studying for midterms, you don't have a lot of patience for your shitty fucking brothers - who are both pretty mad that you're back at their mansion and not a baby Seto Kaiba. But then, Manjoume remembered, hey, I'm not 15 years old, I can defend myself now, and honestly, he could only last a couple of months having to butt heads with his brothers over any and every miniscule issue.

God forbid he breathe without somehow getting paid for it. Those assholes thought he was some sort of living cookie clicker for shitty card games.

So he did what most young adults with a brain do when their shitty, rich, totally not abusive brothers slash guardians are completely unbearable to live with. He stole Chosaku's credit card, took all available money out the account and used it until it was frozen. 

Which was totally fine. For like. A year. All he needed was enough money to survive on until he could get a job and start living for himself. Easy. Right? If everyone else can do it surely he can. I mean. How bad can it be? He just needs to pay for his rent right?

Ah, but. He also needs to feed himself.

Hmm… He also needs utilities to make that food. Not to mention to pay for aircon, I mean it's pretty fucking hot in the Kanto summers. You expect him to not have ac? He's also gonna need a computer to type up his job applications… and then an internet connection to submit those job applications… 

Internet is how much a month…?

You have to pay what for a TV license???

At least he lasted the year.

Which to be honest. Is more than he initially thought after he crunched the numbers. He doubts anyone else would be able to survive in these conditions. If there's one thing Osiris dorms taught him is that you can survive anywhere in this world with wits quick enough and your brothers credit card. However that didn't really last forever. Jun didn't think there was anything more difficult than finding an affordable living that doesn't compromise his luxurious taste, until he realised he has to convince people he's worth employing.

People ask for so much. He had no idea that the assholes that run the workplace could be so demanding. They want you to be qualified but apparently the ever-so-lofty PhD in dueling isn't a valid qualification and even if it was they also want you to have experience - the places that don't need experience want you to be young so they don't have to pay you a full wage and to top it off you have to answer every question correctly. That includes the small talk. Don't forget, they also want you to be able to drive because how else are you supposed to be here at 6 and finish at 9 when the first bus in the morning is at 5.59, and forget it altogether if you have anything else going on in your life, because even the most flexible of jobs will knock you back if you have additional commitments.

And so it took him back to Tenjoin. Because who else in this world is his backbone if not Tenjouin Fubuki? Who else will swaddle him in linen cloth and hold him to his bosom like the holy child if not Tenjouin Fubuki? His guiding light. The brother he never had. The harbinger of all knowledge and wisdom this world had to offer- 

"I'm glad you have a support system that's so reliable, Manjoume-san, however if we can loop back to the topic? We were talking about the Society of Light."

"Oh. Right."

[cloudbellsv3]

I feel crazy when I say Matt/Steve is my favorite rarepair because they never interacted at all but WALK WITH ME PLEASE 😭😭:

Matt and Steve have super senses. They'd be able to relate and comfort each other well on that front. Maybe even give each other ways to cope with it since neither of them were born with their senses.

Catholic upbringing! Now, I know Steve's canon is iffy on that, but let's pretend okay? I think the symbolism would be to die for when writing for their ship.

I think their personalities and internal angst just compliment each other well. Their morals align pretty damn nicely too which is of the utmost importance. I think Steve would admire Matt's work as a lawyer and I truly don't think him being Daredevil is something Steve would hate. Like, c'mon? Realistically Steve wouldn't be mad at that especially since all Matt tries to do is help people. I think Steve would be pretty fucking worried though since Matt doesn't have any backup while he's out there.

It's so funny cause I can genuinely talk about these two for quite a while even though they've never met in the MCU. But my brain just smooshed them together once I watched s1 of Daredevil.

[restlesscrybaby]

Could you do some Jack Horner headcanons with a y/n who is a complete menace, but not in the "irredeemable monster" way like Jack Horner. They are in a menace in the way of if you let them out of your sit for one second and they have gotten into trouble (someone has already been bit and they are chewing on something they are not supposed. They are fully aware of what the are doing and continue to do so for shits and giggles.

THIS SOUNDS SO FUN!! WHOOP WHOOP!!

~ JACK HORNER WITH A MENACE HEADCANONS. ~

~ Enjoy! ~

Let's begin. He doesn't even understand how this fucking started. He didn't know what he was getting into when he first started dating you. ( or first being your friend. )

But man it is not what he expected.

He thought you were a calm person. Well, he should've been able to tell you weren't but. Whatever.

Whenever you do start getting into trouble. He's always snatching you right back up. He feels like he's cursed with you sometimes.

"OWWW!"

Oh good God. His head lifted up, as his pen stopped scratching against the rough paper. He had been signing a document, but the yelp of pain had echoed the factory. He knew it wasn't you, it was too different. That was a lawsuit, huh? He set his pen upon the oak desk, sliding the document into a drawer for safe keeping to keep working on later, obviously.

Upon stepping out, he watched as an innocent baker held their arm, they had a red face, it seemed like some accident happened. His loud footsteps approaching them caused them to snap their head up, a sputter out of words.

"Uhm,, Mr. Horner, your uh--,, is it his lover--,, Your lover bit me." The worker sheepishly sputtered out, tripping over their own words in his presence.

His brows furrowed in confusion, his plump lips pursing in confusion. He requested, more of demanded loudly, to see the bite mark.

And they unveiled their arm, moving their hand away from the wound.

Oh.

My.

God.

He put a finger on his temple, as he gently rubbed them. An aggravated heat built upon his chest. Yep. They bit someone.

Wouldn't be the first time, huh?

God forbid you sit still for once!

He scowled, his eyes angrily forced shut as he let out a scoff. He opened his eyes, his hand dropping.

"Tell me where they went." He spoke out, a grit between his teeth, like he had to force the words out of his own mouth.

They silently pointed, towards some of the conveyer belts. His brows raised, but one lowered back in confusion. He didn't see them. If this fucker was lying, he swears to God.

He stormed over. Duh.

Only to find you.

Chewing on a--

"HEY-- GET THAT TIN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH-" His words hissed out of his mouth, his hand angrily swatting at the silver pie tin you held between your teeth, intently feeling the metal crush beneath your teeth.

You found it funny.

You didn't do it to just do it. Or not even know what you were doing.

You thought it was hilarious as he tore the tin away from you, but you retaliated. You bit onto his hand, causing him to screech in panic. He swatted you off, waving his hand around as you easily hit the ground.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" He screeched, as he pinched the bridge of his nose, a very annoyed sigh escaped from between his lips.

Silence...

He awaited an answer.

"... Doing what I want too." You grinned. You knew exactly what you liked doing. It was being yourself. Atleast you weren't some monster, you just... Drove people mad.

He let out another sigh, his lips pursing with annoyance. You did it.. To do it? But you knew what you were doing? What the fresh fucking he--

"You're doing this... To do it." His voice snarled, as he focused his pupils to yours, locking eye contact.

...

And you nodded.

Of course, he let out an angry yell, saying you shouldn't do that.

Did that stop you?

Nah.

Did that stop him from getting reinforcements to make you stop?

Nah.

He started to practically you-proof everything. But, you always found a way. Whether it be breaking through it or just finding some way through it, you found some way to rain havoc upon any of those who dared stop you.

But, to be honest?

He liked it.

...

Unless it was inflicted on him.

But he liked watching you terrorize the people of the factory, he found it just as funny as you did.

You were just some menace, he was an irredeemable monster.

Match/friendship made in heaven.

~~~~~~~~~~~

AHHH SURRY IF ITS NOT GOOD HOPE YOU ENJOY :3c

[galactiquest]

also on a more funny note, knives and vash learning vash unwittingly and unknowingly started a cult that worships him as humanity's savior and knives as it's destroyer and they must all emulate vash to be worthy.

vash getting scores of followers more easily and without even intending to while knives has to bust his ass and he's just more incredulous than mad. like "WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS HE DOING THAT?"

Knives: So you're telling me, if I were simply nice to people, and didn't kill them, they'd willingly follow me?

Vash: Yeah, emphasis on the not killing them thing.

Knives: I don't believe it. I've been approaching this whole thing wrong the entire time.

...

Vash would totally hate having any sort of cult following like that, but I think he'd be easier to follow, simply because he wouldn't sacrifice you to a "greater cause" or whatever.

(But if Knives had a following I'd crawl my way up the ranks and slowly gain trust on the inside... And eventually become the right hand man to Knives and advise him to settle down into a ranch-style home with me instead of pursuing the destruction of humanity... I'd be able to do this because I'm strong-willed.)

[slytherinshua]

NO FORREALSIES LIKE “how is he a victim” THE DUDE WAS BEING STRANGLED AND WAS HELD AT KNIFE POINT FUCK U MEAN HOW IS HE A VICTIM

He’s just mad the girl of his dreams doesn’t love him like that anymore 😤

side note but Doha is so baby girl but in a totally not bay girl way - this needs no explanation

also you’re so right he’d def worry abt you day and night (i did laugh a little when he shut the door in her face tho)

gosh i have so many requests for him but i don’t wanna over whelm you or anything <3

-🦦 love u btw SMOOCH

again cut for spoilers lmao ksdjksd

NAHHH CAUSE I WAS ROLLING MY EYES AT HIS LOGIC LIKE WE GET THAT UR STILL NOT OVER SOLHEE BUT I HAVE NO SYMPATHY 💀 solhee and doha are better anyway cause doha is too much of a sweetheart and im convinced he can't lie even if he WANTS to. like i swear he just doesn't have it in him to lie to anyone, bro can't even lie to the press.... IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO LIE TO YOU LIKE HE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO HE'D JUST FAIL LMAO HES SO CUTE

UGH HE IS SO BABY GIRL HES JUST A CUTIE PATOOTIE FRRR 😭

it was funny but also cute and sweet like yeah don't mind the knife that is inches away from my face... lets just shut this door 🥰

feel free to send in all the requests you want cause tbh i don't feel the obligation that some writers do to complete every request that is sent in. i mean i want to, but i also want to write my own ideas as well and if i tried to complete every request, i wouldn't have any time to write things from my own thoughts, you know? but i love requests so much and so much of the time, i get a request im RLY excited for (like the doha texts for example) and i just run to do it right away. requests have helped me get out of writer's block and given me motivation to write 😭 i think that's also why i never want to close my requests. because yeah i have a lot in my inbox, but that doesn't mean there's not room for more that i might be more excited abt writing. cause im not a machine that just writes whatever is sent in, ill write the ones im rly excited abt, and tho i try to write every request, some of them have to be pushed aside for a bit because i have trouble with them

damn that was a long way of explaining that a) i love requests, b) i don't mind you sending in multiple requests, pls do it, and c) i think i have a good mentality for writing as just a hobby and handling requests (lol my sister has gotten worried in the past that i might feel pressured to write requests, but i mean that's exactly what they are: requests.)

i love u too 🫶🫶🫶 srsly having a minhyun anon is so fun!! :(

[cryptidofthekeys]

ya know even tho I ain't talked about them in a long time

I miss Greer and Henrik

I miss the lil ship I had with them two ...And the many AUs with one being the fucked up Yandere AU that I loved to play around with

but what's even more shameful

its a damn shame... I didn't play around and experiment with Dr. Greer's mad scientist twin brother- bc oh it'd been so fuckin funny to have Yan!Hen basically holding Dr. Greer hostage in a Lab basement thingy or what the fuck ever-

only for Mad Scientist Greer (their both also called Greer too btw) figure it out and be like ah- hahahah I don't fucking think so

NOT my brother u yandere fuck- and so he switches place since Henrik wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and causes absolute chaos and nightmare times for Yan!Henrik

[satansappendix]

So frustrated

I have been up 18 fucking hours on like five hours of sleep (,cause I got deep rooted issues with not feeling productive in a day and not enjoying the day enough) but me coming home from work fucking heaven forbid I'm tired it's not like I went to work at 7am and didn't get out till fucking 3pm and that's a long time and work has been extra stressful cause the cash machine is down and it's been my job to fucking deal with it all week and I'm tired, so when I get home all I want to do is lay down for a while and chill maybe even nap but Julia gives me shit about it saying that I'm not being helpful and everyone is tired cool I don't care I don't have to beg for rest no one should have to I want to sleep and just be done with it for a while she says all of this whole not saying anything to my brother who has no job currently and is just upstairs in his room doing whatever the fuck he wants, why is it my job when Ivr done so many things today already, I still literally helped more than Micheal who did nothing all day like fuck off I just want to rest and be chill for a while I only have a limited amount of time on this planet let me fucking enjoy them get on Micheal's case about not doing shit instead maybe??? And maybe don't be like are you sure you're autistic when I literally can't tell if you are mad at me for leaving and ice scream shop when you said to do it Julia?;l like we got there And they had their close sign up technically they took it down when we pulled dinn but like I feel bad doing that to people okay also if you ask me to make a decision and it is in line with you jntione reaction don't get mad at me??? What the fuck did I do Julia? If you didn't want me to make the decision then you do it if you wanted a specific outcome Jesus fuck you and when I'm offering something I mean it I will do it that's why I'm offering it if I didn't want to or like didn't feel somewhat okay doing it I wouldn't offer it wtf but Micheal is fine, sure she makes off hand comments about him always being in his room when he's not there but never to his face fuck you also I'm literally disabled so yeah I get tired easily and need more rest than others and that's not. Bad caus eif I don't rest and enjoy life I will literally die like for real like I spent all morning nauseous out of my mind cause fuck my gallbladder which is also something mom says I need to get checked out then oh I'll help you make an appointment then it never happens then she will just straight up fully apply to jobs for my little shit brother yeah cool thanks I don't know if she thinks I should be capable of doing but I don't think you understand because of my disability I will literally just suffer forever before blocking up the phone to make a doctor's appointment and I have told her I need help doing it but I always seem to get forgotten I will literally die before I am able to call a doctor okay like I would rather in my panicked Brian feel constant nausea, bowel issues, and lack of appetite than pick up the phone for a five minute call this is cause Im disabled in this very specific way and j know it's not normal fuck that's why I need help and I asked for it but I'm still not getting any idk I'm having a bit of a time with life but right now I need to sleep in literally cross eyes from tired ness lol my lazy eye is funny

[slashers-gf]

Can you please do kokushibo 👹sm*t

This is smut so if your not 18+ then keep on scrolling (I know your not tho)

You are a demon slayer and right now you were fighting a demon. You were a strong and powerful demon slayer but right now you were have trouble.

You were fighting against kokushibo known as a upper rank one of the twelve kizuki. You weren't trying to fight him cause even if you were know to be one of the greatest demon slayer, you knew you couldn't beat him. But you had no other choice but to fight him as he was going after you. 

You were losing to him. You had bruises and cuts all over you, heck you might even had broken bones but you just didn't know because of the adrenaline. You had to survive you just had to. You could not die like this. You had your family to get back to. That was that was going through your head. How would your mother be able to take care of her 5 children without you there to help and protect them from the monster.

Kokomo kick you in the stomach making you go flying into a tree. You coughed out blood. You were scared of what would happen to them, you didn't care about your life. But you just have to live to see them, you would do anything to make that happen.

Y/n pov

"Please s-stop" I coughed blood. He walked towards me ready to kill me. He was huge about 6 feet tall. (Damn he that tall image his 👁👁) He towered over me looking down at me. "I put your pathetic life at rest" he said while he was about to kill me with his sword. "Dont I cant die please I-I'm begging you" looking down'god I'm pathetic, how can someone like me begging a demon'

"And why is that" he seemed to be interested in what I have to say. "I just cant I have my family to protect, so please dont kill me." He laughed "thats real funny how about I kill them to after you" he smirked and was about to kill me "I'LL DO ANYTHING" he stop just centimeters away from my neck. "Anything" he asked. "Yes anything you want, I'll even give you my body" he bent down to my leave and picked my my chin to look at him. "Are you sure? Be careful of what you say little one"  he smirked at me. For some reason I didn't feel scared for my life I felt calm while I looked into his eyes. "Yes"

He looked at me and smirked. He smashed his lips on mine. I didn't move a muscle and just closed my eyes hopping the time would fly by. He suddenly picked me up and threw me over his shoulder. I screamed at his the action. "HEY " he slapped my ass "dont yell you stupid human" he kept on walking. "Where are you taking me" I asked but he didn't answer. "hey im talking to you, I expect a answer" I was annoyed. "We're almost there" I can tell he was annoyed. I just stayed quiet so he wouldn't get mad and kill me on the spot.

He finally said "we're here" I didn't know what this place was. It seemed like a old haunted house. He entered the house he still hasn't put me down. The inside of the house didn't look old. It was clean it had stuff in there as if it was just a normal basic house. He walk to a room and threw me on the bed. "Hey wh-" his lips were on mine. He slip his tongue into my mouth, his tongue meet mine and we were fighting for dominance. He then started to strip me to nothing.

The sat on the bed and layed down signaling me to come and sit. I sat on his torso, he grabbed my hips pushing me towards his face. Once I understood what he was doing I grabbed his wrists "no I cant its embarrassing" he growled and griped me harder "shut up and do it before I kill you" I moved up slowly, I was hovering over his face. He suddenly pull me on to his face and he got to work. I moaned when I felt his tongue start to lick my folds. His tongue felt so good, he began to licker and suck on my sensitive bub. He gripped my thighs to pull me closer to his face. His tongue slipped pass my fold and started to lick my entrance. I stared moaning more when he did this. He pushed his tongue into my me and stated to tongue fuck me. "Im gonna cum" he keep fucking me with his tongue I could feel it wiggle inside me. I came into his mouth, he lapped it all up,getting every drop.

I slid down onto his chest. His face was  overed in my juices. He wiped chin with the back of his hand. I got off of his, my face was super red, I hid my face with my hands. "Dont hide your face " he pulled my hands away from my face and started to kiss on my neck. It tickled when he did that until he found a sertain spot on my neck. I moaned when he started to suck only that spot. He kept on abusing that stop until there was a dark shade of purple left. He pulled away to see his work and smirked. He moved to my boobs a took my nipple into his mouth and started to suck while me teased my other nipple with his fingers.

He pulled me on to his lap. He had one of his legs between my legs. I started to grind my hips on to his legs to get some friction, while he sucked on my boobs leaving marks. "Your such a naughty girl grinding your pussy on my thigh" all I could do was moan when he said that. He moved one hand to circle my clit. I stared to move fasted trying to reach my climax. "Are you close" I clung to him "yes so close" he stop his movement on my clit and pushed me onto my back on the bed. He took on pants and his boxers following. His member springed out, he was a lot bigger that I expected, shit he's the biggest I have been with and seen. He climbed over me and opened my legs wide. He position the tip at my entrance.

I started to breath heavily, I was scared that it was gonna hurt. I was closing my eyes preparing for the pain, then I felt a hand on my cheek. I open my eyes "it wont hurt a lot since your so wet" he slowly entered his tip inside me. I arched my back when I felt the stretch that his cock was causing me. He pushed more and more into me. My eyes rolled back "your so tight" my eyes started to water. Tears slipped pass my eyes and across my face. He wiped my eyes "shhh it's ok your doing good" I nodded. Once he was fully in I tried to adjust to the feeling. Once I was comfortable I started moving my hips. He moaned when I did that. I smirked and did it again. He growled "I won't be able to hold back if you keep doing that" I smirked and did it again. He gripped both my wrist with one hand and put them above my head. He pulled out and rammed back, we both moaned.

He did it again, I wrapped my legs around his waist. He started to thrust his member in me. He kept thrusting while I was a moaning mess. While he was doing that he hit a spot that made me see stars. I moaned out loud and arched my back. "Yes right there kokushibo"  I was on cloud nine. I was close, he removed his hand from my wrists. I wrapped my hands around him clinging on to him. He was hitting that spot every time. "Im close" I was up against his chest. "Cum for me" that was all I need to to hear. I came, he followed not long after me.

I could feel his hot seeds in me. He pulled out. His cum was dripping from my hole. "What a beautiful sight to see, filled up with my cum" he smirked at me. I was tired, I closed my eyes. I felt him pick me up and I heard water coming from the bathroom before the I fell asleep.

The end

I hope you liked it, if you have any requests ask me. Sorry if I miss spelled some words I'm not really good at this.

[blockednddeleted]

okay i took some time to think about it and i think i got it

my ranked list of the romance options in fields of misteria below

so, here they are... (of the ones that are known and listed on the steam's fom store page)

Eiland - no surprise there, i've already said he's my main

Ryis - the dark horse that's seriously contending to steal my heart

Valen - i'm actually surprised by how high she ranks with me*

Juniper - same reaction as valen to see her so high in the list*

Celine - the girl next door with a passion for nature, def middle

Balor - i'm intrigued by him, i'm interested in where his story goes

March - i'm so surprised by this ranking, it's truly shocking**

Adeline - i wish i liked her more but her fashion is peak tho

Reina - i love her passion and ambition but she's just my friend

Hayden - not into in the slightest, but my god those arms

00. Other***

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* mainly cause valen & juniper seem more like the natural pairing here with the enemies to lovers, flirty relationship they have going on like at the tavern and in their shared scenes. i almost feel like to romance one of them is to be intruding on whatever the fuck they have going on there or to become like a strange third wheel of sorts.

but i do feel more pulled to valen than juniper cause of her commitment to her cause, her sense of justice and purpose. those kind of driven and noble qualities are so attractive to me. which is why its strange that Adeline wouldn't rank higher b/c those traits are baked into the very fabric of her character as well. it could be because i don't trust any politician, much less a nepo baby born into the ruling class, not even in such a charmingly lovely fantasy game as this unfortunately.

(special note: despite being siblings, eiland doesn't irk me in this way that adaliene does. tho i was disinterested in him in the beginning for similar reasons. then i learned he's a shy anxious absolute disaster of a nerd and i was hooked. it doesn't hurt that he shows zero interest in local governance. which while irresponsible in this fictional setting, the fact that he is so dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge more than makes up the difference.)

juniper, on the other hand, exists almost diametrically opposed to these kinds of characterizations. however, as much as i love myself a prickly character with a fondness for animals and hidden soft spots in their heart, this is one of those rare times that this doesn't score points with me. and its def because of her mean streak. which again, normally i would be pleased by b/c i feel to do any less is to not do this character archetype justice. but man, i wasn't prepared for the sense of protectiveness that would come out when she was mean to the other townsfolk. when she's mean to me, that's fine, flirtatious even. i love being able to be mean right back to her, which in a game so quaint and peaceful, is a breath of fresh air and refreshing change of pace. but in valen's scene with her... i was so mad. so it's like, for her to be mean with anyone else is immediately crossing a line for me. which sucks cause she is so hot.

(yes, i am conflicted when it comes to the "silence nerd" bit cause on one hand, i'm offended on eiland's behalf but on the other, it's funny af.)

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** I did not like march when i first met him in game. and tbh still don't. as an option that is. i've progressed the story and gotten to six hearts. and while i've gotten past my initial dislike for his whole deal, i still haven't warmed up to him as of yet and i can't see that changing any time soon. i'm pretty new to this game and its fandom but i have heard that he's a fan fav. i don't get it. i mean, i do, but i don't. this may get me in trouble with his stans but his deal is so immature, it feels like grade school bs. while he's at it, he may as well push the player off the swing set and dip their ponytail in paint, that's how it reads to me. maybe i'd be less critical of him if it weren't for the marchs i've known irl idk. i'm sick of that kind of dynamic tbh. it's not cute to me, just annoying.

i guess he ranks as high as he does on the list b/c i'm interested in the story that's there and to see how his character develops. besides that curiosity, i'm not really that interested or fond of him.

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*** There are two mystery options but as i don't know who they are i can't rank them as of yet. I have a feeling that caldarus will be one of the options but i'm not sure. if he does get added as an option, i def know he'll take a higher spot on this list. it could be because of his proximity to the character's house, his consistent support and encouragement or the fact that he is a literal dragon, but i've def developed a soft spot for him already

my god

fields of misteria thoughts and feelings below

i just finished playing the shooting star festival for the fourth time now and im surprised at how it feels like the first time again.

this time i took ryis as my date and oh my god, the way he has snuck up on me throughout my playthrough is truly something magical. i legit have the feeling butterflies rn, i'm so fond of his character.

i'm not sure if he'll take the top spot as my main, but damn he's close to it. funnily enough, eiland, my current main, was similar in how unexpected that attachment was. i wasn't really interested in him, as an option or character, until i learned what a chronically incurable nerd he is about history. i myself am also a nerd about history and i've been obsessed ever since.

but having reached the max 6 heart level and year 4 now, i'm starting to see what other dates on the shooting star festival look like. i took eiland twice, two years in a row. reina on the third. and now ryis on the fourth.

i thought reina would rank higher as an option with me and im a bit disappointed with myself that she doesn't. tho i think that's cause she reminds me of a few people i've known in life and so even though she's super cute and incredibly lovable, i'm only really vibing with her as a friend.

i wonder...what would the dateable option list look like for me if i were to rank them? i'm curious. i'll give it some thought and reblog with the update. i kinda wanna know

[eldritch-spouse]

ok I wanna know what the clergy guys + breg and fasma like seeing reader in. like, vinnel likes clown garb on their s/o and krulu likes flowy white robes, but I wanna know what makes em hot under the collar 🤨

Breg loves your pajamas. Maybe it's just because he's seen you in a variety of them during his several visits to your bedroom at night, but lord does he think cute funny nightgowns and shorts with dumb patterns make for the best looks on you. Casual and comfy wear, essentially.

Call Fasma an old fart, he gets it, he does, believe him- But you'd look so good in a sheath dress, or a suit, whatever you feel fits you best. He'd love to see you all dolled up. You like polka dots? 'Cause he does. He really does. What about gloves? Maybe he can get a nice pair for you. Maybe, no promises...

Morell really wants to put his piglet in overalls. He used to wear many of those when he was young, courtesy of his dad mostly. Nonetheless, you'd look so adorable in a pair of those, oh he wouldn't be able to hold back the mad cooing. You can pick the color, it's more than fine as long as he gets to take pictures.

Gallon loves anything remotely elegant. Designer clothes, custom stuff, anything that stands out, with pizzazz. Now obviously, these are very expensive tastes, so it's a little more likely that Gallon will insistently nudge fancy clothing your way as gifts. How did he get your measurements? Don't worry too much, darling.

Vinnel will dress you like a performer any chance he gets. You ever wanted to look like a professional clown? Well, you kind of already are- No? Too bad, poppet! Sit your ass down, it's face paint time. Some days you'll be a jester, others you'll be a harlequin clown. Pierrot style maybe? How about a mime? The acrobat type? Oh, you're just so adorable! Give him a honk!

Santi thinks you look best in your birthday suit! Ah, just fucking with you- But he does have pervy tastes, to no one's surprise. You like lace, love? Let's hope you do, because the incubus knows the prettiest patterns to accentuate your lovely form. What about jewelry? Are you fond of Hell gold? Wear his rings, passion, you'll look gorgeous with them.

Grimbly's here to turn you into a literal doll. Let's hope, for the sake of your sanity, that you enjoy pink. Or needlessly intricate patters and frills. He's also doing your makeup! You're also getting an umbrella like him. Sunglasses, if you let him. Regardless of gender or preference, the bat will try to put you in at least one dress. Just one! Just one, okay? Please please please-

Patches, as a product of his time alive, has an odd liking of victorian styles, even if he himself has no fashion sense. And owns little items from that period of time. His fondness of big hats is probably a tell though. One day, he'd love to have a date where you two dress up in that style, if only just to satisfy that nostalgic craving.

Nebul, to no one's surprise, is into gothic styles. Purples and blacks and long flowing garbs, maybe even something that partially obscures your face? Generally, anything that isn't too bright. He might even gift you precious stones, all in dark hues. If he could have it his way, you'd dress in elegant robes all the time, with an almost cultish appearance.

Fank-e, also predictably, wants you in rave clothes. Fishnets and bulky boots, pants with pocket chains, neon shirts, glowing bracelets, several necklaces and chokers, bright rings- All the colors all the time. If his processors aren't having trouble trying to interpret your visage, then he's doing something wrong. OH- Will you let him dye your hair?? <:]

Sybastian, honest to God, has no preference. Though he loves anything that's scarce. In fact, if you could go around naked, he would throw a fucking party. Hell, he would go around buttass naked too, if he hadn't been forced into a loincloth eventually... You probably don't have a habit of it, but Syb would love to see you decorated with bones and skins.

Ludwig is also another one with little preference, but red is and shall always be one of his favorite looks on you. As well as hoodies. It reminds him of his younger self's sense of fashion, hoodies were his religion back then. Wearing anything loose will endear the demon to you a lot as well.

[evenstarfalls]

Rereading Vicious because i can't control myself and i love this book so so much part 2

"He didn't often let himself indulge, but he couldn't deny that there was something simple and satisfying about using his hands" WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Poor Beth 💔

Victor's stick figures haha 10/10 ominous declaration

Eli is such a hypocrite

I feel like someone could do a really good analysis of how what happened in the flashbacks shaped them as villains. Not me but someone

them being in the some hotel is so funny until it isn't

as awful as Serena is her power sounds terrible to have like idk psychologically. it would be nice for about 30 minutes then it would make me miserable and drive me mad

I wanna hear about Eli killing someone with a bear trap

aww Victor's trying so hard not to care about them. most dysfunctional found family

VICTOR AND ELI TALKING ON THE PHONE IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL THEIR RELATIONSHIP THE TENSION THE HATE THE PINING THE OBSESSION <3 <3 <3

Mitch is a much better dad than Victor. I mean they're both trying I think but Victor is so shit at it you can barely tell

oh so I know this is the villains series but sometimes I wonder if Victor technically qualifies. I mean he definitely does in Vengeful and he's got an evil attitude but he doesn't do much evil in Vicious. Like he's almost an antihero; he does bad things in persuit of revenge. In his case revenge means destroying his serial killer ex, which is a "good" thing to do, but it's really mostly about the hatred and revenge so I kinda don't think he deserves her points for that

I think Victor went through a phase at some point in his life where he talked in a fake british accent to try to sound fancy.

Victor literally radiating an aura of "go away don't bother me" is such goals I want to be able to do that

Vicious AU where Victor and Eli don't just miss each other outside the hotel and they have a verbal battle in the hotel lobby while eating takeout

Dominic...poor boy

Victor is so dramatic like what

VIC SEEING ELI IN THE BAR I CAN'T GJSKGJKJA

"It was only the second execution she'd ever been to" bitch why do you have to say it like thatttt

Sydney was so excited to have matching phones with Victor and Mitch? Poor little girl I want to hug her

Specifically, safe had become Victor.

Specifically, safe had become Victor.

Specifically, safe had become Victor.

Good riddance Serena

I CAN BARELY EVEN READ VICTOR AND ELI REUNITED AT LAST

Sydney is a good pet owner

Victor is having so much fun

Eli being religious is terrifying and horrible and ugly and brings back such bad memories but Dominic being religious I'm just like good for you babe <3

LISTEN IK WHAT HAPPENS NEXT BUT I'M STILL SO SAD IS A WORLD WITHOUT VICTOR EVEN A WORLD AT ALL

listen just imagining the scene where the cops come in and arrest Eli is so real and dark and haunting. Eli insisting he's a hero. Blood everywhere, Victor's body. The monster, exposed before god and man. Eli panicked, yelling for them to burn the body. It's overwhelming

Victor missed Sydney's birthday 💔

Eli love why the fuck wouldn't you burn the evidence. How have you even survived this long. so smart but so dumb

HE LIVES VICTOR(<3) LIVES HE'S BACK HE'S HERE TO GIRLBOSS ANOTHER DAY

One more thought: I'm not obsessed with Eli but I'm obsessed with Victor and Victor's obsessed with Eli so i'm a little bit obsessed with Eli transitive property or whatever

god it's late oops. do i regret it no. i love this book so much. i loaned vengeful to my sister cause i'm trying to make her read it but i think i'm gonna reclaim it