#i would let him *redacted*

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[watercups]

style test: wyll & karlach

[emichevy]

Guys I fear I made him too pretty I gotta kill him off now ☹️

/j

[thebookbutterfly]

Sam Collins is constantly pushing himself to the brink of burnout using his healing magic. Surely it’s only a matter of time before he accidentally pushes himself too hard?

I don’t know about the rest of y’all but if I don’t receive this audio soon, in which Darlin give him the comfort he deserves I might have to stage a formal protest.

Like, please Erik 🙏🏻🙏🏻 I’m begging on my knees for this 😫🦋

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

in Warren Alfie Baker (his stylist) X Scarosso (NEWS)

[daddyisastateofmind]

This has been rotting in my brain, so you all need to suffer too:

*Pre-inversion, in a universe where Darlin' and Lovely menstruate*

Darlin: I just asked because Quinn liked it

Sam: First of all, do not compare me to that limey fucker. Second of all.....that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of

Darlin: He said that quite a few vampires like doing it, and that's why historically vampires were portrayed as preying on mainly women.

Sam: Literally no other vampire does that, Darlin'. Should have known he'd be into some weird shit like that.

Darlin: *shrugs* I just asked

Sam: So what, you'd just sit on his face while you were bl-

Darlin: Sometimes. He also like me to keep my tampons in the freezer.

Sam: .....you made him blood ice pops? O_O

Darlin: *now uncomfortable*...I didn't say I got anything out of it, he just asked me to and I -

Sam: Oh, Darlin'. Listen to me, I'm not judging you. I'm definitely judging him though. I don't know how any self-respecting vampire would actual-

Vincent walks in, tampon string hanging out of his mouth: Hey guys, what's up?

Sam: *nopes the fuck out of life*

[tilebytiles]

i have lots of things to say about tbhc alex. Unfortunately none of those words are in the bible

[ghost-proofbaby]

a man said the most eddie-coded thing about me that i genuinely cannot stop thinking about it days later but he doesn’t know that i know he said what he did

[souvenir116]

Yes yes whatever you say yes

[grimark]

flying perilously close to spoilerposting here but one thing that's SO fun about garashir is how they have such complementary daddy issues and yet neither of them really fully grasp what the other one's problem is

[angelfiedyaz]

I can no longer open tumblr in public cause I know imma open it to one of you freaks talking about wanting to get the brains pounded out of you by Sam or Milo or any other redacted boi....

I'm so here for it tho

[nevaroonie]

Not Fair

TW - Cursing, If You Look Hard Enough Slight NSFW,

WC - 1072

AN- well here it is the long-awaited part 2 of David Shaw was paying attention! I hope it was worth the wait{ I couldn't remember if the cat was male or female- mb.. like a slight David x Asher type thing- matching word count was not intended}

It’s not fair. You should be here with me. You should be here. Smiling, laughing, and gossiping with Asher. You should be here! You should be annoying the shit out of me. You should be here. Angel.. I miss you so fucking much. God theirs so much I wish I could say..

But I'm reduced to say it right here. Over a gravestone with your name on it. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve come here. Every day is harder than it needs to be. Waking up without you in my arms hurts. My mind likes to convince me that you’re in the living room playing Minecraft. 

Funny enough.. I’ve been playing Minecraft more. I wanted to see what you loved about that game so much… angel the last thing I expected to see when I opened the world biome I started on. Was an entire pack of wolves..

I would have been offended to see the name, Davey.. But now the only thing I want is to hear you say it one more time. Run my hands over your body.. Had I known..God.. I just miss you so much.. Things are so much harder without you.

I haven’t spent the night in the house since your passing. It's too quiet.. The pack has taken to watching over me. Or sleepovers is what they’ve taken to calling it. I'm not the world's smartest man. But I'm not stupid either��� even when you’re not here..

Talking to you is easy. It's a bit funny.. You get to meet my mom before I ever did. Micheal stopped by earlier, he couldn’t bring himself to come to the service. And he felt bad about it. 

I'm sure you wouldn’t have minded.. But he did drop off your cat.. The one I said I wasn’t going to take care of. His new partner is allergic to cats.. Originally he was going to give her to us after the trip.. But you know how that turned out.

So he gave her to me. And I’m starting to see why Milo keeps a cat. Though she’s a gremlin just like you…. Were… it’s nice having a reminder of you.. But the main reason for today's visit.. It will be the first day I'm spending the night alone back in the house. 

Of course, asher is trying to come over. He wants to make sure I eat. As if he could properly cook something. The last thing I'm going to let his ass do is burn the damn cabinets again. Though he’s been the biggest help.

He’s even been getting into fewer arguments with Christian.. However, I feel that's more of them building a good relationship. But I don’t know.. I haven’t been focusing on my alpha duties. I took a break from some of the jobs. Milo and Amanda have been covering for me. 

But I know I’ll have to get back to work soon. As much as I wished the world would stop so that I could permanently sit here and cry like I want to. I can’t.. I know I can’t.. I’m an alpha let alone the alpha of one of the strongest packs in Dahlia..

I’ll have to go soon..but I want to say sorry.. I know I wasn’t the best partner.. I was an ass, a prick.. Any name really. It’d probably fit. These words don’t mean much now that you’re gone. But I still needed you to hear them. 

But do I remember the things you have taught me. You’ve taught me things I needed to know. Things I’ve needed to grow. Angel, you still teach me things while you're gone. Your cat teaches me things too. I brought her a bed. But she likes to sleep in our bed..

Or well mine now. I think the reason I’ve been so scared to be alone in the house is because we got it together. It was supposed to be our forever home. But without you it’s quiet. And doesn’t feel like home.. Or at least our home anymore. 

Your memory haunts the place. Everywhere I go in that house. I get reminded of what I lost… what the world lost. I still remember the nights I had to force you to get off of that damn computer. You did so much for me. And yet I can’t return.. The favor… Angel something I’ve come to realize, as time passes..

Yes, I still think it’s not fair you got taken away. From the people you loved and cared about. Yes, it will be hard to live life without you. But.. what you’ve taught me is things will get better. 

I will keep opening up more.. I will keep living. You will never not be on my mind. But your memory has and will make me stronger.. And the pack has my back more than ever.. Sometimes I wonder if that's the influence you had on them..

They most definitely see through my bullshit now. I know that's something you taught them.. You and Ash.. learning to accept you’re gone hurts. It hurts a lot.. But..i know things will get better. Angel.. I love you. And I always will. 

David stands, brushing off his jeans and wiping the tears off his face. It was getting late and he needed to get home. His furry friend would be upset if he was late. He took one long look at the gravestone. Forget-me-nots were growing around it. He laughed a little as another tear rolled down his face. And made his way to his car. As got in the car and went to adjust the rearview mirror. 

He saw a familiar face.. With a matching smile. 

‘’ Good job Davey ‘’ 

And that moment he couldn’t help but break into tears.. And laughs. His angel would do something like this. Or find a way to do something like this. They’ve always been like that. He started the car and that face stayed for most of the ride. They even had a conversation.. Before he had to say goodbye for the final and last time. 

His angel was floating with the angels. And probably telling his mom all about him. As well as gossiping with his dad. Time will heal this wound. But for now, he’s allowed to grieve.

[rosesvioletshardy]

has he ever considered that i have feelings ???

[righteous-r0de0]

oughhh oughhhhh milo greer the man that you are

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

for Vanity Fair - Red Sea International Film Festival 2023.

[vampire-biter]

Up at 2:00am. Straight up ‘Jorkin it’

And by it.

I mean bowser.

Creds to vicartless on TikTok :D