#i would laugh so hard

[arabella-strange]

What if they dress as Vox Machina for Halloween and just hit the maximum PC threshold

[gale-gentlepenguin]

You know what would really make me laugh?

Okay so you know how we are thinking,

"Man, Adrien is really going to be learning some serious stuff in the future, like how he's a sentimonster, and his Dad was Monarch." All that stuff that will be shocking

But like its episode 1 of season 6 and we find out Adrien did learn all of this, off screen. He is completely fine, he coped with it and just moved on and its not even mentioned after this. Just "Yep" that was a thing.

And thats it.

[blorbodiaz]

which could mean nothing.

[priapussdick]

phi and non are working together. after taking their revenge they are gonna drive into horizon finally making macauchay shippers' dreams come true

[poguesmaybank]

Y’all know what would be so funny. If while y’all are all clowning for rep tv tonight, she announced debut tv.

[isagrimorie]

I'm sad that Marrok isn't Barris Offee -- I wanted to know where she is and have Barris emotionally traumatize Ahsoka again and maybe heal together.

I am also ambivalent about Marrok being Star Killer because so many fan boys who treat the Force like a min-maxing D&D game will be... annoying.

On the other hand, I can't entirely dismiss that Marrok wasn't trained by Anakin because:

Marrok Did the Cape Drop in the Most Dramatic Possible.

And you know only someone from the Disaster Lineage taught the ways of the Obi-Wan Cape Drop could be this Dramatique.

[rainachain]

AAAFAFIAUFGIAEBFAIBFAIBALBA sry just needed to get that off my chest anyhoo i wrote the third act for a fic thing and im so happy im about to make it everyone's problem sry not sry

screenshots out of context below

i swear this is so funny reading it out of context it lowkey has serial killer vibes lmfao can't wait to spend an eternity editing this :')

[feelin-peachy-keen]

Hey dumbass come get your dick sucked

[neurocophany-theyshe]

I just randomly remembered the time I posted this gif in one of my discord groups

and then spent the next 10-15 laughing uncontrollably by myself after screenshotting it at random moments

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[deoxy-ribonucleic-acid]

I can’t decide if the awkwardness of the rwrb movie makes it better or worse.

[maureen-corpse]

on the one hand there’s something about the way fans want the big buff qunari warrior to be nonbinary but there doesn’t seem to be as much of a rush to they/them any of the other companions that bugs me a bit

but on the OTHER hand it would be so so so funny if Dragon Age said, “Oh, you thought you would finally be able to make a lesbian player character to fall in love with the strong warrior woman? well TOO BAD” and make Taash not a woman

[gayestclarinet]

I DO NOW!

do you think isagi and kaiser, both notorious trash talkers, ever got mad post-game and insulted the same guy in the same way at the same time and then looked at each other with an expression of unfiltered horror

[exoscreamsoda]

who set up the internet in that decrepit little hovel so that lestat can be an ipad kid 😭

[polysentimental-geometry]

If only we could run a simulation of some sort to see what would happen if biden, true to his irish and senile nature, dementia bombed buckingham palace

[madpenfan]

Is the title track of SVT’s album literally gonna be called Fuck My Life