#i would kill for this

[lunainlove]

Ok so I’m on YouTube watching those videos that are like “Special Ops Sniper rates 11 sniper scenes in movies” and I just had a thought.

Simon “Ghost” Riley was that thought.

Imagine this man, retired, asked to be on some videos reacting and discussing the realism of movies and being so done with it. Him going on a 30 minute rant on how the person doesn’t even have the right weapon and how their angle is off. And the comments are just people thirsting over him even tho he’s wearing a mask of some kind.

I would love to see it 😭😭😭

Also the same but with Soap reacting to demolitions things and being super bubbly and going into lots of details on the chemistry of things.

I would also love to see that 😭

And just imagine another video where they put them both in the same room while reacting to things (because the yt channel got multiple comments of people begging to see the charismatic Scot with the scary Brit) and IMAGINE THE BANTER omg people on the comments would be commenting that it feels like the military version of love island but they love it and so do I.

[bunnybugzsworld]

A boy bsf is not a want its a need

[shvroyism]

GERRI SPIN OFF WHERE WE SEE HOW SHE STARTED WORKING HER WAY UP IN THE CORPORATE WORLD AND ENDED UP IN WAYSTAR. THIS IS HOW GERRI STANS CAN STILL WIN !!!

[sammysprincess]

i was doing my nightly routine after a shower last night and i thought about how much i’d love to brush sammy’s hair and put in my leave in conditioner and hair oils and then braid his hair for him <\3

[lomlbuck]

whoever gets evermore ft bon iver as their surprise song is my worst enemy for real

[crimsonf00l]

Spread the little guy!

Ever seen a poodle moth?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

ive never had a mozzarella stick

i bet theyre good

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[warden-anders]

the way that irving and helly's body language INSTANTLY switched from conflict to comfort as soon as helena switched out was INSANE. he cradled her so fiercely AND SHE CLUNG BACK. irving knew he wasnt going to come back from that, but helly was worth more to him than his life was at that point. all she knows is that she's cold and wet and that irving was there, and of course irving wouldnt hurt her, so she embraces him back! anyway they love each other theyre family and i need to bite something

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.