#i would kill for this

[lunainlove]

Ok so I’m on YouTube watching those videos that are like “Special Ops Sniper rates 11 sniper scenes in movies” and I just had a thought.

Simon “Ghost” Riley was that thought.

Imagine this man, retired, asked to be on some videos reacting and discussing the realism of movies and being so done with it. Him going on a 30 minute rant on how the person doesn’t even have the right weapon and how their angle is off. And the comments are just people thirsting over him even tho he’s wearing a mask of some kind.

I would love to see it 😭😭😭

Also the same but with Soap reacting to demolitions things and being super bubbly and going into lots of details on the chemistry of things.

I would also love to see that 😭

And just imagine another video where they put them both in the same room while reacting to things (because the yt channel got multiple comments of people begging to see the charismatic Scot with the scary Brit) and IMAGINE THE BANTER omg people on the comments would be commenting that it feels like the military version of love island but they love it and so do I.

[archangel-1]

[shvroyism]

GERRI SPIN OFF WHERE WE SEE HOW SHE STARTED WORKING HER WAY UP IN THE CORPORATE WORLD AND ENDED UP IN WAYSTAR. THIS IS HOW GERRI STANS CAN STILL WIN !!!

[bunnybugzsworld]

A boy bsf is not a want its a need

[thelittolpinklady]

this?? ok this??? this is everything. it is giving star wars royalty and i’m living for it i would give my first born child for this. STUNN 👏 ING 👏

[sammysprincess]

i was doing my nightly routine after a shower last night and i thought about how much i’d love to brush sammy’s hair and put in my leave in conditioner and hair oils and then braid his hair for him <\3

[sluttybibuck]

whoever gets evermore ft bon iver as their surprise song is my worst enemy for real

[crimsonf00l]

Spread the little guy!

Ever seen a poodle moth?

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

ive never had a mozzarella stick

i bet theyre good

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[professor-pants]

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice