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I'm an ally *does a little gay fist ✊*
#911#911 abc#911edit#byaurore#alivedean#userrlaura#userveronika#usersavana#userriel#userisaiah#usethai#useralien#tuserlou#ajlook#mialook#evan buckley#911net#oliver stark#usereena#tuserpris#jddryder#userabs#i would kill for him idc#userjoie
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OHHHH MY GODDDD
This was—😭 so so good, I cried and cried and smiled because all the fluff but still cried because ahhhh they’re so cute!!!
When I saw “reader who would defend Bucky to the death” I dropped everything to read this, because if that ain’t me with my anger issues…I feel seen 😆
@rookthorne I think you would thoroughly enjoy this one
The Bet
summary: The agents at SHIELD have not taken well to Bucky’s pardon. When he’s injured on a mission under suspicious circumstances, you take matters into your own hands.
pairing: bucky barnes x reader
word count: 7.7k
warnings: canon level violence, bucky’s internalized self-punishing issues, shield agents being real pieces of shit, badass reader who would defend bucky to the death
a/n: I know I’ve been really inactive lately (life’s actually been going well so I’ve been busier but that leaves me less time to write unfortunately), but I’m still lurking here! This is a fic I wrote several months ago but finally got around to editing it. Hope you enjoy!
Bucky wasn’t sure how you managed it – the punch to his gut every time you walked in the room. You were dressed in your tactical suit; black fabric draped over every inch of your body, protective layers of Kevlar and technology beyond Bucky’s years, a weapon strapped to your thigh and knives hidden in your belt and at your ankle. Your hair was tugged out of place, sweat beaded on your temple from the sparring match in the gym moments before the two of you were called to service. In your right hand, you carried your combat boots, the laces hanging low enough to touch the ground.
And still, Bucky held his breath as you approached. Stomach in knots, chest tightening until his heart threatened to stop entirely.
“My offer is fifty this time,” you announced, winking in his direction before you turned to head for the landing bay. “Take it or leave it, Barnes.”
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#fic recs#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes#i would kill for him idc#the level of anger i would have felt in this situation…i don’t know if even steve would have made it off that jet 😅
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the 2nd half of death note should've just gone full comedy complete with a laugh track and had these two dissing each other the whole time
#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIING#death note#light yagami#near#nate river#death note fanart#anime#manga#digital art#moonriver#tagging that too idc#elle draws#they'd never get shit done if they were trying to solve the kira case together#they'd be too busy talking shit about each other it'd be so funny#I just know seeing that kira finger puppet alone would have light's blood BOILING#guys remember in that deleted scene where kira kills a large portion of the SPK and near calls light just to give him the silent treatment#they're soooo fucking funny#you've heard of real lovers well how about real HATERS#imagine near untying light's shoelaces while he's sitting on the floor#I can imagine them doing the thing where you don't wanna talk to the other person so you say it to someone else asking them to relay it#even though the other person is literally Standing Right There like “gevanni please tell light that his idea will never work”#“you can tell me yourself near I'm literally right here” “and gevanni please also tell him that we're not paying for his lunch today”#I'll be here all day folks
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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#‘she tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hell’ wouldn’t you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like ‘oh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the host’#he’s sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and you’re like ‘hang on i’m supposed to be the cuntiest bitch here’#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like it’s fine when he’s quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after ‘mate i’ve-’ bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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a dangerous social phenomenon laios wasn't aware about
(old idea my friend ron had month ago that i forgot 2 draw)
#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#kabru#kabru of utaya#toshiro nakamoto#nakamoto toshiro#he's in the background but idc i love him#laikaburo#laikabushuro#??? i literally dont know their trio name#okonomiyaki trio#if kabru didn't stop laios someone (toshiro) would have definitely killed that man
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If anyone allows Zhang Teng to get in again, I'll kill them!
AI DI + talking about & attitude towards death KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#nat chen#chen bowen#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userrain#pdribs#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#i'm obsessed with this guy. did you know. COULD YOU TELL.#not included: ai di trying really really hard to kill zhang teng with his own knife#being gifted a shotgun and getting really fucking excited about it#cdy literally saying to him 'if this was 4 years ago you would have killed a bunch of people by now'#and every single line in the 'die before you' ep13 scene bc unfortunately it isnt like i could fit the whole conversation into this set#basically he's feral and should also be allowed to do whatever he wants all the time forever#anyway i'd like to thank god and also jesus that after *gestures* all this AND chen yi getting shot (hah) no one died in this show#.................it would have been really funny if zherui had though. like. it would have been ironic. to me.#because he's always the guy telling ai di to be less violent and then ai di has to scold him about Real Gang Life okjdflkasjdflk#i love to bully that guy idc. <3
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quinn has a libra sun / sagittarius moon which is honestly a very sweet whimsical combo that makes him a natural leader with a lot of optimisim and drive and then you look down his chart and it's [glass smashing] mercury in scorpio [horn blaring] venus in virgo [tires screeching] mars in sagittarius
#VENUS IN VIRGO MARS IN SAG? WHO ALLOWED THIS. also you have one (1) water placement in your whole chart and it's a SCORPIO MERCURY?#AND YOU'RE A LIBRA SUN? oh i know he could kill a bitch dead with a scathingly pointed one liner#i would HATE to get into a verbal altercation with him i KNOW his brothers despise trying to debate his ass#it's soooo funny actually the universe said idc about your emotional inner world#you WILL be tormented by external forces outside your control#the amount of hockey players with delightful sun/moon combos who get completely sideswiped by the rest of their chart is so funny#quinn hughes#m speaks#do i need a tag for my dumbass astro thoughts. hm. problem for another day.
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kids when they hear that their dad is back in town VS. kids when theyre hanging out with a conman that accidentally stole their wallet once
im not even joking btw
bonus heres me being crazy about them in dms ^^^
#mob psycho 100#mp100#shou suzuki#sho suzuki#reigen arataka#i know sho doesnt actually BELIEVE his dad is back but even just that split second reaction is a weird one to have over your dad coming bac#he was like 'say sike rn... wait that aint right.'#shou watching them on the bottom floor while being isolated up in the corner at the end of the third stage play. and saying#'it's nice that they're so easygoing.' all wistfully???? im killing somebody#reigen calling him a poor thing and worrying about him DESPITE knowing his mischievous ways. ugh#gonna quote my reaction to clip rq#'bro [shou] heard him [reigen] talking about guardianship over children and making sure theyre safe over anything else and was like-#'this is getting too real for me i gotta make fun of him immediately.''#idc WHAT yall think to ME that was such a thick layer of defense mechanism that even though reigen's guardianship speech wasnt directed#at Sho he still felt the intrinsic urge to shoot back because of what hes experienced with people who are SUPPOSED to be protecting him.#would yall believe me if i told you i am totally insane#there are SO MANY THINGS. woven into their interactions that really enhance it#its totally silly! yes! but also! it is a legitimate ARC of GROWTH within their relationship! we watch as Sho starts off#with no trust in the man at all (although for a pretty good reason)#and over time he realizes hes NOT total shitbag#of course this doesnt mean hes completely vulnerable with him. its easy to infer that his distrust in certain people is formed from#a lifetime of being let down and incapability of dependency on certain trusted adults. his defense must be so heavily built up#even after gaining some sort of trust from Shou Reigen will NOT be exempt from his impish defense mechanisms.#sho will not make himself emotionally available as he would then be open to being hurt by someone else he thought could trust#his 'carefree and prankish' behavior is the wall between himself and such an intense feeling of disappointment and hurt and loneliness#but i like to think hes also just silly. hehe#man that stage play huh. shoots every fatal drug directly into my bloodstream#shou's trust and father issues VS stupid conman who has the common sense to not let children be beat up by grown ass adults. who will win.#i mightve forgotten something but. i think this is pretty packed full already so i am pleased. thank you for reading <3#meowmeow art
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IT'S TIME FOR LUFFY TREATMENT
#sanji#black leg sanji#egghead#one piece#HE'S FUCKING SCARY#I know that eyebrow ain't supposed to be looking like that#LUFFY HELP HIM PLEASE#Sanji better not die or Im going into delulu land#He better not lose his emotions forever either which would get him killed due to the vow with Zoro#LUFFY IDC WHAT YOU DO JUST FIX HIM WE NEED OUR SILLY COOK#I can smell the fanfics ppl will be cooking soon and I am not happy(pls write the mot painful angst ever I want it)#NAMI#ROBIN#DO SOMETHING TOO PLS#SOMEBODY SAVE MY BABYGIRL
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The jester, the clown and the five reasons why luffy should NOT rule a kingdom
Trafalgar Law is a jester.
Not really, of course. He's a doctor, a prince, and most recently, a spy. It's not like Dressrosa is short-staffed or anything, he's just bored and the mission should be easy; enter the royal palace of Goa, gather intelligence on the court, leave, and then use that intel to find out if they're a kingdom worth allying with.
Of course, Cora-san would be reluctant to send him on such a mission, but with Doffy's permission and encouragement, there was little that Law's adoptive father, and Dressrosa's spymaster, could do about the matter, other than choosing Law's companion for the mission.
The plan was easy enough to follow; with the recent coronation of the new king, the Choosing Day would soon take place, where the new king would choose the new members of his royal court based on extensive trials and competitions. All Law had to do was apply for the position of royal advisor, approach the king and members of the court, find out how Goa worked and get to know the people of the kingdom. Meanwhile, his companion would apply for the position of court jester and use the seemingly silly position to gain intel in places Law could not go so easily, such as among the servants and attendants. Or that's how it would happen, if hes fucking chaperone wasn't an actual jester Buggy, the Star Clown, who was somehow a jester and a spy at the same time, screws up the entire mission by accidentally switching their tests, and so Law finds himself having to somehow become Goa's court jester in the name of the mission. All this while the actual jester now has to somehow get close to the king and gain his trust enough to become the royal advisor. It is much to Law's surprise that not only does the foolish king find him funny enough to have him as a jester, but that Buggy somehow earns the king's trust. And for some reason unknown to the gods, said foolish king, Luffy, seems to like Law for more than just morbid jokes.
They were, to say the least, fucked.
#I saw a post about a silly goofy royal advisor and a dark sinister jester#and i was like omg law and cora?#no no no better law and BUGGY#Just think how funny it would be if Law told completely obscure jokes#and Buggy and Luffy sharing a brain cell about running a kingdom and stressing the shit out of Law.#i guess doffys nice here. or just as nice as he can be. look hes not killing cora okay or anyone#i guess#Buggy saw Luffy's hat and immediately recognized it and as soon as he said he knew Shanks Luffy was like 'the job is yours'#Nami in the background VERY stressed (as always)#shes like where did this jester who only tells scary jokes and this royal advisor who wears clown makeup come from#buggy the clow#lawlu#lulaw#one piece lawlu#luffy and law fall in love because obviously they fall in love my life would literally have no meaning otherwise#guess buggy can be luffys dad (croc) little dumb clown- idc about him#hes a pathetic hotdog#(i love the pathetic hotdog clown guy)#cant find the post about the dark jester and silly advisor someone kill me im useless
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I can't be normal about this panel . I just. Can't
^^This is sending me.....bye
#him sweating and stood still shellshocked in terror for the fact that someone on earth would enjoy eating his flesh ???#and the realisation that hes being hunted down on this moment is so different from other time hes killed by literally anyone else#DONT get me started at 'you really are beautiful' AHHSJSKSKAKL??????#hayashida q im so grateful for your creations. u know me so well#that monster is me. he is me. i am that monster idc#dai dark#hayashida q#hajime damemaru
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dan and jonah are both so dog coded but in complete opposite directions do u get me
#they both have this desperate cloying need to be liked by everyone that informs their decisions#but no one really actually likes them#dan in this always slightly on edge ‘willing to carry out anything for approval regardless of consequence’ way#jonah in a very clingy loud destructive way where everyone considers him a nuisance and annoyance kinda way#literally kills me when i remember how pretty undeserving of love these two people who r soooo desperate 2 be loved are#opening up about their fathers & then making out would fix them idc#i have been..writing abt this..#whatevr i am not sober will delete l8r👍#veep#veeposting#dan egan#jonah ryan
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this scene progression is so haunting. enji once again get mad at all might's fame and the way he turns to rei and she's immediately terrified. cut scene and shoto's born, rei looks so exhausted. she's had to give birth four times cuz her abusive husband wanted a reincarnation of all might.
#i actually can't comprehend enji getting a redemption arc#cuz he did all this for absolutely no reason#he just decided one day since he was too weak to surpass toshinori his kids HAD to do it#and he didn't care what harm he would cause in pursuit of his goal#it's clearly not happening at this point but god i hope he dies#haddie watches:#my hero academia#mha#rei todoroki#she deserves to kill him idc
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someone's getting along :)
#cainabelle-s art#do not tag as kin/me/id#<- for smiles at least. peaches idc#peach peach#robertsky peachman#smile dog#<- shy maintags dont be weird or i kill you#im not sure if smiles would be nightmare mode or an achievement/vip character in tnmn universe but im thinking vip maybe#anyway you all love peaches. you love peach yes? you go wild for him? you microwave him to dust? ok well have him#reblog for free bagel
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Honestly think what’s devastating about Ken snapping at Tom for the ‘you sound a little unhinged’ line was that I never would’ve expected that reaction cause that wasn’t even the worst thing Tom’s said to shiv, even just that day. You kinda forget it’s all happening behind closed doors cause we, the audience, see it all, so for Ken to lose his shit at him over it is just like … a reality check ig
#two things:#a) do we think this is in the script or improvised. cause the ‘don’t fucking touch him was improvised’… but also we know the writers adapt#to the actors so I can see them writing that bc of that scene#anyway. and b) I know Ken would kill Tom’s ass if he head half the things from that 4x7 or 4x8 convo. anyone who disagrees suck my conk. idc#cause if there’s one thing we know it’s that he will defend his siblings from day one to forever whether they fight or make terrible#decisions with world shattering consequences#doesn’t make any of his other actions less awful but I’m just saying that’s integral to who he is as a character and you either get it or#you simply don’t understand#succession spoilers#succession#kendall roy#shiv Roy
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To elaborate on my ruekirtho throuple thoughts, sometimes I think about a world where their shared love for mytho brought rue and fakir together instead of driving them apart. They’re both incredibly lonely kids who have lost too much and, as much as they care for mytho, a heartless doll isn’t replacement for real human companionship. So they find each other.
Rue knows it will never last. No one beyond her Prince will ever love her. She sees the way Fakir throws rocks at the flock of crows that gathers around her. When he discovers her identity—and she knows he will discover her identity one day—they’ll go back to being enemies. He is the Knight and she is the daughter of the Raven, his killer. Still, it’s nice to have a friend even for a little while. So she lets herself forget. She forgets who, what, she is. She forgets that there was ever a before. She forgets that they won’t last.
Fakir knows there is something very, very wrong in Rue’s life. He sees the deep scratches that stand out against her almost unnaturally pale skin. She speaks in a hushed tone with a haunted look in her eyes when it’s time to go home. She won’t tell him anything, though. He doesn’t even know where she lives; it’s as if she disappears at the end of the day. He just hopes that one day, when it comes down to it, he’ll be able to protect her from whatever haunts her.
By the time the story goes into motion, the two, along with Mytho, are near inseparable. When Mytho begins regaining his heart, Rue and Fakir work together to put a stop to it. When Rue begins losing track of the days, feeling as if someone else is trying to claw their way out of her chest, she almost goes to Fakir for help. Almost.
It is, of course, Fakir who shatters the illusion that is Rue. Her one and only friend calls her an ugly crow, and in that moment she remembers what she is. What she’s always been. They’ve been enemies from birth. This “friendship” was nothing more than the a sad illusion created by a lonely girl—a girl who no longer exists. And she knows now, in her father’s absence, her “friend” will die at her hand. This is their fate and fate cannot be changed. Still, it was nice while it lasted.
#implied child abuse#I WILL be shipping fakir and rue idc about canon#can you imagine#CAN! YOU! IMAGINE!!!#I made another post on more concrete details of this au I believe#but yeah it plays out kinda like canon#where in the first half of season 1 rue and fakir park together to stop tutu#but after the Kraehe reveal#well#let’s just say fakir’s trust is broken#which makes it harder for him to bond with Duck#and when they DO become friends rue feels like she was replaced#and so rue and fakir are still trying to kill each other here they’re just. much much more angry about it#I think it would be fun if they had a pretty central relationship in tutu#princess tutu#lea talks#also part of rue’s arc is realizing she can be loved and fakir DID love her but now it feels too late for that :(#he feels like their relationship was just a lie from the start so she could get close to him and mytho and then hurt them#soooooo he’s not changing his mind about rue anytime soon#Ehehe I love drama I love suffering
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