#i would have two nickels meme
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black sails + tumblr text posts I have on my phone
#well hello there#im really sorry for all of this (im not)#i need to be silly otherwise there's the horrors#this kind of meme is like my brand at this point#i really really like something? chances are i'll take screencaps and slap funny shit on them#i want y'all know that i have a story of insanity with the first picture#changed the chemistry of my brain and gave me the crazies#i see john with his hands on his hips and i have to fight the urge to eat him#its a disease#also#if i had a nickel for every time i used that joke on a pirate named israel hands i would have two nickels#ill stop rambling and ill go to work now#black sails#tumblr text meme#black sails meme#long john silver#james flint#anne bonny#jack rackham#charles vane#i need to make more just bc its a travesty i didnt make something with max and madi#user purrvaire
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#god of war#kratos#paige chatter#if i had a nickel for every time i've used this meme format; i would have two nickels#which isn't a lot; but it's weird it's happened twice lmao
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if Oci had a nickel for every time she found someone with broken wings at the beginning of a reset she would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
#fable smp#just thoughts#Memes#i would also have two nickels#For doing the same meme twice#Both chaos and airsanna used she/they pronouns as well#Which is weird
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw a LMK Fan draw bald Wukong-
Just a silly little thing I noticed and decided to make a meme out of. Bald Wukong 1 By Radiobugso Bald Wukong (and earless) 2 By Sky300024
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Give him back his kingly mane (and his ears please) he is cold (and now deaf) @radiobugso
@sky300024
Your artworks look yummy; can I please eat them? Okay but in all seriousness, love both of your artworks! Please never stop being such gems!
#lego monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#lego monkie kid meme#lmk meme#lego monkie kid funny meme#lmk funny meme#lego monkie kid funny post#lmk funny post#lego monkie kid Sun Wukong#lmk Sun Wukong#blog not for minors#minors dni#if I had a nickel#I would have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#Youtube
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I was so proud of myself with this one.
(An image of the “Is this a pidgeon?” Meme, but “pidgeon” has been replace with “Elias Bouchard” and the butterfly has covered by a picture of a grey parrot with a metal pipe”)
(I’ve never done one of those before so I hope I did it right)
#tma memes#elias bouchard#the magnus archives#i made this all by myself#if I had a buckle for ever meme I’ve made with the is this a pidgeon meme template i would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but#it’s weird that it’s happened twice#just discovered there’s a character limit on tags#tma shitpost#tma#tma spoilers#tma s4#tmagp#rusty quill#i spelt nickel wrong and it autocorrected
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Brian if Twitter existed in August 1974:

#if I had a nickel for every celebrity I follow who was sent to the hospital for an intestinal blockage and talked about it in detail#i would have two nickels#which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice#queen#brian may#meme
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though i live in the boonies i had a fun "the world is small" moment this year when i was recommended an animatic with music by an artist i hadn't heard before and when i looked them up i found out they lived like an hours drive away from me
#if i had a nickel for every time i find out an artist i like lives close to me i would have two nickels you know the rest of the meme#resi.txt
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Official Time Loop Post
I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme
#official time loop post#one-blaze-of--glory#supernatural#(if i had a nickel for every time i saw a time loop post featuring this supernatural meme)#(i would have two nickels)#(which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice)
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"Is it possible to get a restraining order on a book? Because I think my life would be better if I never see the Scarlet Book again."
#what the hell is a meme? ✧ crack.#the boy out of time ✧ ic.#its crack until it's not lol#nico vc if I had a nickel for the number of times someone has been reading that book -#looked at the photo of the expedition team and then looked directly at me. I would have at least two nickels.
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#wings of fire#warrior cats#meme#if i had a nickel for every time a moon was hearing evil voices in my children's lit#i would have two nickels#which isn't much but it's funny that it's happened twice
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i’ve had multiple uber drivers ask me if i’m russian based on my facial features and i awkwardly have to say “ahaha no, but i am ukrainian on my dads side :)” and then they start speaking ukrainian at me and i have to stop them and say i don’t know the language or anything cuz my dad only found this out and told me a few years ago and they always seem so disappointed DHSJFJJDF LIKE. IM SORRY???? I GUESS😭😭
#all i know how to say is hello no and excuse me these damn language apps teach me NOTHING#i would like to learn but i’m so bad at learning especially if i have to teach myself LOL#if i had a nickel for everytime an uber driver has asked me if i’m russian i would have two nickels#which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice *dr doofenshmirtz voice*#snow speaks#i’d actually have four but i gotta do the meme
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but it's weird it happened twice
he can't keep doing this to me!!!!!
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FANTASY, NOBILITY, ETC. prompts (accepting)
@swevene / ferdinand submitted:
heart of gold. sender renounces their title to be with the receiver.
It was all so romantic, wasn't it? The whole concept of him: a wayward prince, traveling lands near and far with naught in his heart but a wanderlust and unwavering desire to lend his hand to any in need; relinquishing the luxuries conferred to him by birth to instead experience the life and trappings of "common" man.
Anyone might reasonably assume he must have an ulterior motive; perhaps he viewed the whole endeavor as nothing more than a quaint vacation, a sojourn so that he may play tourist in the lives of those little people so far beneath his station—comfortable in the knowledge that he could, at any moment, return to the fretless comfort of his sovereignty. She might have assumed as much, if not for how his story mirrored her own—promised dominion over an inherited court given up to, instead, explore much of what the mortal world had to offer, wandering freely between the borders of this realm and the next.
A curious reflection, far too intriguing not to chance a closer look. Whatever reputation the folk may have, (oft deserved), her interest was innocent, her approach undesigning. She hadn't plans to steal him away—though the temptation always niggled when a particularly charming mortal came along—but rather came with a proposed exchange: if he'd let her play supporting character in his story, for a time, she'd broaden his horizons into realms which few mortals ever glimpsed.
A good deal, no? And a rare, even bargain, given the tricksier contracts which fairies were known to forge; neither stood anything to lose, and the deal could be broken at any time, simply parting ways and returning to their chosen paths. It was meant to be simple. Lightsome, and rewarding.
When, exactly, the change occurred, she couldn't say. Where did the boundary of light-hearted interchange and intimacy lie? At what point does a fascination grow to a fixation, to attachment? When had she decided that she didn't want to relent that little nook she'd carved for herself in his fable?...and when—if indeed the starry look in his eye was the proof she thought it to be—had she forgotten herself?
His declaration is a wake-up call. The reverie sewn over some months, suddenly broken.
She hadn't planned to steal him away, but had nearly done so, regardless; her desires, unspoken, had cast their spell over him, and nurtured the same enchantment in turn. A fact which stokes a nigh-unheard of flash of guilt in her chest, cursing her lack of control.
❝ Don't say that—oh, my sweet prince, please... ❞
...forgive me, she pleads somewhere beneath what words she does speak.
By and large, the fairy was not one to respect destiny. Honey had been long defiant in the face of "fate," and was ever the advocate for rebelling against what so-called prophets predeclared. Each creature was born to forge lives of their own making, as she saw it, and should bare no shackles to any will beyond their own... but he was not of the same mind. The prince bore his prophecy as a promise; he pursued it with an honest, hopeful heart. It was the very object of faith which had driven his noble journey in the first place, and lead him to a life worth living.
And she may be of fair folk, but was no cursed maiden.
He was not her hero, and she not the hard-won end to his tale—she was merely an interlude. A momentary diversion on his path, which he was long overdue to be set straight upon. These thoughts she conveys, in so many words, with a half-hewn smile and a distant sadness in her tone.
❝ An intermission as beautiful as a play, itself, to me. And one I promise I won't ever forget, as long as I live. ❞
Even though he, hopefully, would. Peony-pink lips press to his forehead; casting off the charm which had set the shimmer in his gaze, whisking away whatever fantasy future he might have envisioned and much of their time, with it. It is not a void of memory left behind—she wouldn't be so cruel—but a rewritten one; her parts in it filled with other faces, and glimpses of the world at the edge of his own made hazy, ephemeral...like a dream he could barely skim with his fingertips. And she, the same: a face he might almost remember. A fantasy, fleeting.
All as it should be.
#swevene / ferdinand.#♥ 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 (ic)#( AYO... this one was a fun one to ponder thank you for this. )#( per the 'alternate responses to i love you' meme→ )#( “i would give everything up to be with you” honey vc why? a horrible decision really. let's fix that. )#( if i had a nickel for every time i've gotten to use this trope i'd have two nickels. )
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how do you read the same fic a million times and then jokingly click the kudos button only for it to go thru bc you've never left a like 🙈 i'm so embarrassed. this is the second time in the past few days
#it's even worse when i've left long ass comments on the same work#in such a rush to leave endless praise that i forget to hit a button. ooooops#tbf tho... i think if i got a long comment that would be an even trade for no kudos#like it's obvs which is better (imo)#it's just ahhhhhhh uh weird to me when it happens that way on accident#if this hasn't happened twice within a week i would not have thought of it#two nickels meme for realsies
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Fixed point (mathematics) // The History of Perspective // "Point of Disappearance", Dennis Held // How the Hughes hockey family stays grounded // Fixed Point Photography-- // "Portrait of A.", Tung-Hui Hu // Mic'd Up | Hughes NHL 25 cover shoot // "Burnt Norton", T.S. Eliot // "Circuitry", Janine Joseph // Bruce Bennett // Nick Wass // from obedience [maybe one day, during a point in time], kari edwards // Bill Rapai // "Errand Upon Which We Came", Stephanie Strickland // Benchmark (surveying)


art kid luke hughes
#joy i feel like i should’ve known it would be you wrecking my shit by saying this ->#no one tell me what it’s about i want to think about jack as a fixed point forever#like. please. please. why would you. & also why are these like miyazaki/indie coming of age documentary closed captions u know what i mean#anyway in a moment of brief insanity i thought about the devil!nico snapping his fingers to make jack first overall wherever he wanted#and the concept of things that would always have happened it’s just a matter of how you get there#no matter where your eye starts it always ends there no matter where your threads weave in the web of fate all the knots end up tied. fixed#(nolan going to vegas) it’s just the path you took to get there was a little different is all.#hi. it's me. five+ hours later. remember the brief aforementioned moment of insanity#yeah so we lost it in a completely different directions sorry?#if i had a nickel for every time i entered a hughes brothers induced narrative webweaving fugue state i'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but relative to the amount i think about them kinda is and also it's weird it happened twice#also i'm not apologizing for hearing “art kid” with fixed point (one perspective? my googling of art terminology did not yield results.#luke baby girl i think you've got the wrong term.) and immediately jumping to science (math and ecosystem management) because. that's art#luke hughes#jack hughes#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks#new jersey devils#my cat would very much like for me to go to bed and snuggle however. i was possessed. (AND i just learned how to do small text)#so now all of you get to have worms for brain at 12:30AM too ok ily good night!!!!!#i lied actually i need to tell you guys things because number one EYE have no idea where this came from number two the things i do know#i have no idea if the red string meme it's all coming together points make any sense to anyone but me. SO FIRST#function defined by itself (43 superscript added by me) it's luke defining fixed point. he's cited.#perspective used to stage narratives!!! the history of perspective in art is honestly so interesting and i think actually this started#because i was trying to find a definition for fixed point in art and couldn't get one but found the article talking about#how historically perspective is used for geometric and architecture in paintings to add reality i.e. vermeer's squares#because our brains are SO hardwired to believe perspective “the illusion of geometric regularity and spatial recession... is nearly impossi#liv in the replies#said more but tumblr ate it bc it was too many tags & now we're on hour six i am not rewriting just know it was good. past/present/future l#it was not well articulated & i wanted to do perspective lines & also it could be better collaged but if it looks bad.. that's a u problem.
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Look who's yapping again lmao
Oh my god I just can't stop thinking about Showtime switching genders! Pomni actually becoming a short (twink) king and Caine a giant MILF and I'm just grrrR GRRR GRRRJAJDKAKQOEJWOWGRRRRGAAAKSSKWKKWNE SOMEONE SEND HELP!
*inhales* Sorry, I just love the big wife, small husband topic so fucking much!
(Insert the meme of the woman kissing a guy against a fence here LOL)
Well welll wellll.... If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me about a genderswapped Harlequin Showtime, I would have two nickels
anyways wow look at that what a coincidence I happen to have made a concept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /j /lh
Chat they're so chaotic couple core. I'm very mentally ill I need them to KISS
if you see this no you don't
#thanks for the ask!#tadc#tadc au#harlequin au#tadc harlequin au#the amazing digital circus#pomni#caine#harlequin pomni#harlequin caine#genderbent#genderswap#pomni x caine#caine x pomni#showtime#showtime tadc#tadc showtime#showtime shipping
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