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MY LOVE!!! ππππππππππππ
code........CODE!!!!!!!!!! CODEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I JUST KISSED YOU DID YOU FEEL THAT!!!!!!! thank you so much for both the birthday wishes AND the exams ones ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
#i cannot express how much love i have for you#!!!!!!!!!#i love YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!#i would commit crimes for you#i would watch a straight tv series if you recommended it to me#i would change the river's course if your heart desired it#i have no more metaphors it is 3 am sk#when in doubt#I LOVE YWOUEHWJAJWHWHAKIWKA#ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#βAlternate take on how that scene played outβ Rather than my funnier βMy prediction for how it will go downβ#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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FNAF game Vanessa is doing her best to play nice,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#glitchtrap#fnaf#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf help wanted#five nights at freddy's#Being nice is so easy when you donβt got a bitch ass bunny in your ear#I like to think Mike and Vanny would get along#but Vanny just has to try a lil harder to keep the friendship afloat#just because glitch is always telling her to commit crimes#let her have friends!! π€
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i can't believe THE video gave me a hyperfication on this loser
#just imagine that you look like a fucking sleep paralysis demon#just saying if i looked like that i would commit ten times more crimes#or krill myself#/j#ANYWAY#turbotastic#turbo#wreck it ralph#i was just goofin around with that small ?? sketch but i actually like it a lot so it stays#he is a silly after all
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βDreams of the Empireβ
My boyyyyyyy. My sonnnnnnnn.
(Comms open btw <3)
#nightlight#nightlight goc#guardians of childhood#rise of the guardians#jackson overland frost#jack frost#hijack#hiccup haddock#digital art#how to train your dragon#hiccup how to train your dragon#rotg jack frost#hiccup haddock x jack frost#fanart#the sandman#sanderson mansnoozie#Dreamsand#starboy#my spectral son#the crimes I would commit for him-#none of you get it#the lengths I would go to I swear to gawd#anyway#the golden age#kozmotis pitchiner#Spotify
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more rin doodles
#the poppy war#the dragon republic#the burning god#the poppy war spoilers#if commited several war crimes why babygirl#fang runin#i cant defend her at this point anymore#i've decided to accept her as she is#i don't know if i will be the same person after i'm done with this book series#would let her set me on fire#AND i would treat her right! fuck you altan and nezha#if i was nezha rn i would be shitting myself#anyways she's so fun to draw
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I'VE LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT HOW IF YOU WROTE A MIRACULOUS LADYBUG CROSSOVER FIC IT WOULD BE SOO AWESOME.. it was always along the lines of "I bet Erin would understand. I bet Erin would do it JUSTICE. Too bad they probably won't write itπ€·" ANS YOU DO. YOU DO UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAAAAAANDDD dude if i could have any superpower it would be 1) shapeshifting HOWEVER if i couldn't choose that i would choose the ability to clone myself so i'd have multiple me's to do more stuff. i'd be pumping out fic after fic and art after art and still be able to do responsibilities
also i haven't kept up at all with MLB besides absorbing info via my mutuals but i do know that Damian should kick Lila's ass. (or WHATEVER her name is now???? she's bald or smth?????)
#adrian would be such a funny dynamic in the batfam#personality wise it would be mari who would get adopted I know I know#cuz that girl commits so many crimes in just a day-to-day life#that's not even considering the vigilantism#however Adrian fits the bill better#and personally I think he would be a way funnier dynamic#and while we're at it I got to let you know I would be writing my version of miraculous#cuz I did an entire fucking rewrite of that show#alighterwood and I came up with one a while back#i even have art for it#i am incapable of writing canon id treat MLB like it's my own creation#adrian wouldn't be so annoying#is that controversial?#probably#but sometimes the show's 'lessons' pissed me off#especially when it was one that Adrian was teaching#like nah son I think that sometimes you just got to beat someone's ass#being the bigger person is not the solution when you're actively being bullied by someone#erinwantstowrite
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imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.
like his Family is rich and they are all super close. heβs even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, heβs sure that this isnβt the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesnβt have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?
and its not just syβs comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because heβs too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies heβs gay- cβmon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they donβt want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesnβt want that either!
so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isnβt allowed, but sy doesnβt know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.
shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (itβs not like they canβt afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Familyβs massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw commentsβ¦). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.
itβs not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- itβs just that heβs so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but thatβs fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isnβt much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesnβt get excited for and his life is going great.
β¦β¦until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.
#and the Family thinks that someone assassinated him#but his siblings know that he rlly was just too careless TT#not sure if someone has done this already but here#shen yuan mafia au#except its not??? technically????#imagine sqq and sqh are forced back into the modern world and airplane is like wtf. wdym you were this rich this whole time.#and it clicks for him immediately that syβs family is involved in organized crime#sketchy recognizes sketchy. airplane was never a fan of commiting felonies but living another life as sqh gave him that sixth sense#or smth like that idfk lol#something something sy/sqq has always needed a chaperone cause hes so fucking reckless#first it was his siblings and now its lbh lqg mf yqy and that doctor guy i forgot his acronyms rip#svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#airplane shooting towards the sky#mxtx svsss#svsss ideas#svsss shitpost#also i keep seeing different things about how sy died..?#because when i first read svsss i thought he died in a fit of rage#but then ppl said that he choked on his food while finishing pidw#and then i heard other things about how he ate expired food???? like a bao bun or a dumpling or ramen idk#so i decided to go with expired food cause lbh would NEVER let him die like that lol
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Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
#my art#angela lor#library of ruina#angela lobcorp#angela i would commit so many crimes for you#she's just like me...#she's just like me fr
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Hannibal and Will as Hazbin characters (feat. Alastor) because the brain worms
#hannigram#hannibal lecter#hannibal#will graham#hazbin hotel#alastor would despise Hannibal#antler envy#turning will graham into a furry feels like a crime somehow#a crime that I have now committed#middle school me is cackling maniacally#I'll live inside you forever#with satan himself by my side
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Thinking of vlr Akane is so conflicting cuz on one hand Iβm so upset that she doesnβt ever get a moment to just rest and enjoy being alive again Iβm upset that she just gets deeper and deeper into this role sheβs built for herself and she loses her humanity and will never ever be that girl who died in the incinerator. But on the other hand, I need her to get so, so much worse I need her to be so obsessed with perfection she has this unique ability to change the course of history and she will burn everything and everyone to the ground in the blink of an eye if it means she can "reset" and get a perfect timeline and I desperately need her to never be satisfied with anything because really, is there anything thatβs worth all the damage sheβs caused?
#zero escape#akane kurashiki#virtues last reward#yeahhhhh just having so many thoughts about akane and sigma and junpei and yeah im screaming eyes bloodshot#i want akane to just like post 999 just do silly shit with aoi get a cat be a gamer try to heal the best she can#and i want her to be so evil i think theres still some crimes she hasnt committed yet she should do those#i really really really want her and junpei to just beat the shit out of each other in a boxing ring. specifically post vlr#need them being old as shit throwing chairs everyone is cheering#and damn like vlr akane just cant agree with junpei on his philosophy that a life with pain is still a life worth living cuz then thatd mean#everything she did in 999 was all for naught like to accept even the bad timelines where she died as valuable...#thats a kick to the dick especially when she fought so hard to live and how her death was so unfair#except she was just a scared kid with no choice then. now whats her excuse#i just want it to be possible you know? possible that akane didnt need to do this and she couldve been happy#cuz yeah the trauma would be horrible but surely itd be better than the trauma she has now since she took that dive#i wonder if she knows that no matter what she does sheβll never erase her trauma and eventually she will have to face it#or if she actually believes she can figure it all out and win the perfect timeline and magical mental stability will happen#basically akane is avoiding therapy soooooo hard but then again who would even be her therapist#no one can possibly understand her...right?
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Happy very belated birthday.. I hope you had much time celebrating by digging for tubers : )
I'M DIGGING FOR TUBERS! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
#fanart#PIO!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! This is truly so so so delightful to look at.#The roundness...the delightful way you have drawn the ears and boots...#I would commit wildlife conservation crimes and pick this beast up in the wild. Consequences be damned that thing can dig for tubers.#(I have not made a tag for posts with my cowboy cat but I think I need to change that).#Now that I'm reading this whole post again I realize how much of it really sets the tone for my blog.#Does the art look funny? Yes. But I still show up to do it!#I can digging for tubers (make art and enjoy it)#Some people might be here enjoying my process ironically but I have to take myself seriously...much to think about.#I can also go admire my real tubers and give them words of affirmation while they hibernate.#Thank you for also giving me a moment to pause and reflect Pio. An incredible doubled pronged gift <3
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Dean just delivered his βthis is our last night on earthβ line
#itβs him#castiel#reblog if you agree#I will always defend Dean Winchester because I too would commit war crimes for this man#spn#dean winchester#destiel#deancas#supernatural#misha collins#spn crack
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Black butler fanart?! On this blog? Hehe
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#art#fanart#manga#black butler#kuroshitsuji#grell#grell sutcliff#black butler grell#my wife you guys#you don't get it#the crimes i would commit for her#fun fact: i was never much of a sebastian fan#and even now i'm still neutral about him#but there's something about grel#she just grew on me guys#i just#women#women...
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I just need a fanfic where everyone thinks that Wes keeps saying that Danny and Phantom are the same person because he has a crush on both of them and it's in his negation phase.
He does not. He swear he doesn't. You just don't understand. There's a whole investigation made by himself to PROVE that they're, indeed, the same person.
And they go all like, yes Wes, we know you are a little bit crazy about love but we respect and support you as long as you don't become a stalker or worse. We accepted ghosts, we can accept a poly boy.
And Danny doesn't help. He's all "oh Wea, I didn't know you think so good about me π³π³π³" And Wes all "I DON'T" and Sam/Tuxker all "You don't treat my child like that."
Phantom,on the other side starts to flirt with him, jokingly. Dedicating him some wins, throwing him kisses, winking an wye in his direction, etc.
Amity Park is sure that there's a whole love triangle and it's kind of fucked up because in one side we have the strongest ghost and in the other side we have tiny child from ghost busters. That's drama.
It's their fucking novel, tea, whatever. They eat this shit, they inhale it, they live and only live for this shit. This is THE Drama.
Wes just wants to cry at this point.
#danny phantom#Danny phantom au#Dp Au#danny fenton being a little shit#danny fenton#wes weston#amity park#they're really supportive until you commit the big crimes#Wes is indeed in love with both of them but he doesn't knows lol#Danny might and will fall for this messy boy#How was this ship called#unidentified flying ship#i think it was#Wes Weston x Danny Fenton#it would be so good#if aomeone writes this one down
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Body Count. Logan/Wade, post-Deadpool & Wolverine, Explicit. 11,660 words.
In which the title refers to the number of sexual partners a person has had, despite what you might think. With digressions into wanton domesticity, temporary vampirism as an excuse for Logan to have the comics-accurate little kitty fangs (sorry), New York City apartment hunting, canon-typical intimations that Logan is Wadeβs little pet Wolverine, photo ops on a dead Celestial, genuine and deep romantic feelings (sorry again), and what happens when you have an unlimited budget for cameos because this is a work of fanfiction and not a multi-million dollar movie.
Read it on AO3!
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#i have committed. word crimes.#and ao3 for some reason would not let me tag all the characters so guess what! you'll be surprised!#please let me know if this was good lol writing in a new fandom is so fucking scary and i had nobody to hold my hand with this one#was it funny? did i get the humor right? was the sex scene good? did the structure work for you? was the characterization fine? did it feel#haha god i have to go to bed#my fic#terror!!!!!
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