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#i cannot express how much love i have for you#!!!!!!!!!#i love YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!#i would commit crimes for you#i would watch a straight tv series if you recommended it to me#i would change the river's course if your heart desired it#i have no more metaphors it is 3 am sk#when in doubt#I LOVE YWOUEHWJAJWHWHAKIWKA#ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#βAlternate take on how that scene played outβ Rather than my funnier βMy prediction for how it will go downβ#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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would love to know why the cops keep releasing photos and information about the uhc shooter, because what we've learned:
attractive
smart
rich βΒ but a class traitor
no criminal history
by all accounts a good person
killed the one person he intended to kill and no one else
grievance that's both personal (his botched back surgery + family member illness) and ideological (fuck the healthcare industry)
politics are a weird mix of both right and left, so republicans can't call him a crazy liberal
concise, well-articulated manifesto
seemingly got caught on purpose, or at the very least was not caught by actual police work, and furthermore insulted the police
like? how are these things supposed to make me feel less sympathetic towards the guy?
#luigi mangione#obligatory obvious disclaimer that i'm not advocating for any random joe to go assassinate someone in the streets#or that this one shooting will magically overhaul the healthcare industry or whatever#but i would much rather someone commit a crime this way than. you know. ak-47 their way into an elementary school
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FNAF game Vanessa is doing her best to play nice,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#glitchtrap#fnaf#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf help wanted#five nights at freddy's#Being nice is so easy when you donβt got a bitch ass bunny in your ear#I like to think Mike and Vanny would get along#but Vanny just has to try a lil harder to keep the friendship afloat#just because glitch is always telling her to commit crimes#let her have friends!! π€
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i can't believe THE video gave me a hyperfication on this loser
#just imagine that you look like a fucking sleep paralysis demon#just saying if i looked like that i would commit ten times more crimes#or krill myself#/j#ANYWAY#turbotastic#turbo#wreck it ralph#i was just goofin around with that small ?? sketch but i actually like it a lot so it stays#he is a silly after all
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βDreams of the Empireβ
My boyyyyyyy. My sonnnnnnnn.
(Comms open btw <3)
#nightlight#nightlight goc#guardians of childhood#rise of the guardians#jackson overland frost#jack frost#hijack#hiccup haddock#digital art#how to train your dragon#hiccup how to train your dragon#rotg jack frost#hiccup haddock x jack frost#fanart#the sandman#sanderson mansnoozie#Dreamsand#starboy#my spectral son#the crimes I would commit for him-#none of you get it#the lengths I would go to I swear to gawd#anyway#the golden age#kozmotis pitchiner#Spotify
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more rin doodles
#the poppy war#the dragon republic#the burning god#the poppy war spoilers#if commited several war crimes why babygirl#fang runin#i cant defend her at this point anymore#i've decided to accept her as she is#i don't know if i will be the same person after i'm done with this book series#would let her set me on fire#AND i would treat her right! fuck you altan and nezha#if i was nezha rn i would be shitting myself#anyways she's so fun to draw
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Butter roll cookie if... if he was.... uh. . . Student at the Parfedia Academy ...
#(i should've used a different cookie from the Parfedia Institute but Epresso cookie was all i had one hand</3)#i mainly drew this because of the interaction epresso cookie and butter roll cookie have...#i think it'd be interesting if butter roll cookie was an expelled student... i think his (main) reasoning for getting expelled was#misusing the school resources for his own messed up cookie-biology related experiments...#BUTTTtt.... it'd ALSO be interesting if he was a teacher too#idk this was my own way of trying to understand butter roll cookie cuz like there's nothing about him and i need answers </33/j#I'm probably gonna ramble more about it tomorrow#butter roll cookie was expelled but then recruited shortly after because a lot of his experiments had gotten a lot of news attention cuz#you can't commit crimes against humanity and NOT have drawn the attention of the super evil cookies of darkness...riiiighttt.....#the only thing I'm stumped with is the timeline of everything... like when would butterrollcookie get expelled and how long ago was it from#-when the laboratory update happened and like aaauauuhvhhrrhrrrrr#i dont wanna think about it so just look at this silly art for now :3#lobotomysbugaloogaart#butter roll cookie#cookie run fanart#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart#(holy yap... sorry for rambling in tags)#espresso cookie#<- he's sorta mentioned haha
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I'VE LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT HOW IF YOU WROTE A MIRACULOUS LADYBUG CROSSOVER FIC IT WOULD BE SOO AWESOME.. it was always along the lines of "I bet Erin would understand. I bet Erin would do it JUSTICE. Too bad they probably won't write itπ€·" ANS YOU DO. YOU DO UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAAAAAANDDD dude if i could have any superpower it would be 1) shapeshifting HOWEVER if i couldn't choose that i would choose the ability to clone myself so i'd have multiple me's to do more stuff. i'd be pumping out fic after fic and art after art and still be able to do responsibilities
also i haven't kept up at all with MLB besides absorbing info via my mutuals but i do know that Damian should kick Lila's ass. (or WHATEVER her name is now???? she's bald or smth?????)
#adrian would be such a funny dynamic in the batfam#personality wise it would be mari who would get adopted I know I know#cuz that girl commits so many crimes in just a day-to-day life#that's not even considering the vigilantism#however Adrian fits the bill better#and personally I think he would be a way funnier dynamic#and while we're at it I got to let you know I would be writing my version of miraculous#cuz I did an entire fucking rewrite of that show#alighterwood and I came up with one a while back#i even have art for it#i am incapable of writing canon id treat MLB like it's my own creation#adrian wouldn't be so annoying#is that controversial?#probably#but sometimes the show's 'lessons' pissed me off#especially when it was one that Adrian was teaching#like nah son I think that sometimes you just got to beat someone's ass#being the bigger person is not the solution when you're actively being bullied by someone#erinwantstowrite
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Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
#my art#angela lor#library of ruina#angela lobcorp#angela i would commit so many crimes for you#she's just like me...#she's just like me fr
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Otto and D3-C1 in Arcane
Theyβre wanted for bot fights
#ottto#D3-C1#guys they would be besties with jinx because I said so#Otto and jinx would vibe doing parallel play while they tinker about#hehehe also jinx braided Ottoβs hair because I thought it was cute#this took SEVEN HOURS om lord so worth it im really happy with how this turned out#arcane#arcane season 2#LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH#like OMLORD ITS SO FANTASTIC#I hope they all explode#artists on tumblr#art#my art#illustration#finished piece#digital art#2024 art#my oc art#snow leopard#sfw furry#furry art#robot oc#girl robot#guys I think they would just tinker about and commit various crimes#D3 in this universe would be Ottoβs creation#I would say also Otto does repairs either for prosthetics or otherwise just being a mechanic and all#yeah sorry guys no arcane fanart but you get to see more Otto and D3#apparently nothing will stop me from drawing those two
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Hannibal and Will as Hazbin characters (feat. Alastor) because the brain worms
#hannigram#hannibal lecter#hannibal#will graham#hazbin hotel#alastor would despise Hannibal#antler envy#turning will graham into a furry feels like a crime somehow#a crime that I have now committed#middle school me is cackling maniacally#I'll live inside you forever#with satan himself by my side
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My Cabinet of Tiger Ministers is in shambles.
#fallen london#tiger ministers#The continent full of intelligent tigers lets me go hang out with some of their most influential politicians. On the regular.#Mind you I have to call in a lot of favours and host tea parties a lot to earn the right to do so.#We have:#Tiger you get high with (sell the horrible visions you have from the too strong weed to trade with rats)#Tiger who is so deep in secrets even their gender is redacted. We have tea sometimes.#Tiger who is responsible for managing the military who rather enjoy the peace and quiet.#And a tiger who probably thinks coffee and cigs are a balanced meal. You have until she finished her 3rd cigar to ask your questions.#I wish I understood the lore to know more than that. I am oblivious to any crimes they have committed.#This is far less funny than I had hoped it would be but I'm posting it anyways.#This one is for the tigers fans. Not the the comic this time. The other tigers fans.
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Black butler fanart?! On this blog? Hehe
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#art#fanart#manga#black butler#kuroshitsuji#grell#grell sutcliff#black butler grell#my wife you guys#you don't get it#the crimes i would commit for her#fun fact: i was never much of a sebastian fan#and even now i'm still neutral about him#but there's something about grel#she just grew on me guys#i just#women#women...
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Dean just delivered his βthis is our last night on earthβ line

#itβs him#castiel#reblog if you agree#I will always defend Dean Winchester because I too would commit war crimes for this man#spn#dean winchester#destiel#deancas#supernatural#misha collins#spn crack
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Thinking of vlr Akane is so conflicting cuz on one hand Iβm so upset that she doesnβt ever get a moment to just rest and enjoy being alive again Iβm upset that she just gets deeper and deeper into this role sheβs built for herself and she loses her humanity and will never ever be that girl who died in the incinerator. But on the other hand, I need her to get so, so much worse I need her to be so obsessed with perfection she has this unique ability to change the course of history and she will burn everything and everyone to the ground in the blink of an eye if it means she can "reset" and get a perfect timeline and I desperately need her to never be satisfied with anything because really, is there anything thatβs worth all the damage sheβs caused?
#zero escape#akane kurashiki#virtues last reward#yeahhhhh just having so many thoughts about akane and sigma and junpei and yeah im screaming eyes bloodshot#i want akane to just like post 999 just do silly shit with aoi get a cat be a gamer try to heal the best she can#and i want her to be so evil i think theres still some crimes she hasnt committed yet she should do those#i really really really want her and junpei to just beat the shit out of each other in a boxing ring. specifically post vlr#need them being old as shit throwing chairs everyone is cheering#and damn like vlr akane just cant agree with junpei on his philosophy that a life with pain is still a life worth living cuz then thatd mean#everything she did in 999 was all for naught like to accept even the bad timelines where she died as valuable...#thats a kick to the dick especially when she fought so hard to live and how her death was so unfair#except she was just a scared kid with no choice then. now whats her excuse#i just want it to be possible you know? possible that akane didnt need to do this and she couldve been happy#cuz yeah the trauma would be horrible but surely itd be better than the trauma she has now since she took that dive#i wonder if she knows that no matter what she does sheβll never erase her trauma and eventually she will have to face it#or if she actually believes she can figure it all out and win the perfect timeline and magical mental stability will happen#basically akane is avoiding therapy soooooo hard but then again who would even be her therapist#no one can possibly understand her...right?
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