#i would be blackout drunk
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University of the Philippines, Diliman
making a tradition out of posting my fav pics that i took while in campus during that academic year. i'll be a junior in two weeks ?! 😵💫
#uni diaries#if i had a shot for everytime my friends and i said#'third year na tayo'#i would be blackout drunk#time flies 😵💫#university of the philippines#up diliman
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#laswell isn't wrong tho#i mean soap likes to drink but he knows when he gets blackout drunk he becomes clingy and sleepy#and he knows ghost would always take care of him ;)#ghost would get mad but he likes having an excuse to show off the fact soap loves him too much especially in public#soapghost#ghostsoap#cod#mw2#modern warefare 2#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#soap mw2#simon ghost riley#ghost mw2#simon riley#John Mactavish#Fanart#video games#my art#digital illustration#Illustration#drawing#sketch#digital art#art
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ok question! related to this post by @gwynbleiddyn that I see resonated with the folks here on lotro tumblr:
the devs have given you permission to add 1 (one) quest of your design into the game, specifically doing something fun/low-stakes with one or more Rangers post-war. What are you doing and with which Ranger(s)?
I'll go first: (under the cut bc it got longer than intended)
Corunir has been enlisted to help do repairs in the lower circles of Minas Tirith. And by "enlisted" I mean "Corunir Does Not Know How to Take A Break and needs to be constantly helping people, so he showed up wouldn't leave until the foreman gave him something to do"
Now, as this quest would have to be located in Minas Tirith Midsummer, the foreman is not particularly comfortable saddling this war-hero with busywork when he should be celebrating the end of the war he helped bring about! nevermind that that's what literally every other quest in midsummer is making the PC do shh don't worry about it
ANYWAY, he's got a plan, but he needs your help with it. Around dusk, he wants you to tell Corunir that there's some repairs that need done on the top of the wall at east side of the 2rd circle, which coincidentally just so happens to be where the best view of the fireworks they're setting off at the gates is. Also be sure to bring along this plate of snacks and some comfy pillows to sit on.
so when Corunir gets up there he's like "that's weird, I don't see any damage up here-" and then he sees the fireworks starting to go off, that you brought snacks, and puts two and two together and is like "oh darn, it looks like I've been tricked into watching a fireworks show, you devious trickster you (affectionate)"
so you guys get to hang out and watch the fireworks for a bit, and afterwards Corunir laughs at the fact that you literally had to trick him into relaxing and having a good time. Perhaps you have a point, he should allow himself some time to actually enjoy the peace they fought so hard for. He recalls Radanir had proposed the Rangers should do a pub-crawl later, and now thinks he should take him up on the offer. (and, of course, the PC should be allowed to join in, but alas I'm only allowed to add One quest as per my own rules lol)
#I also had another idea but it's probably *too* silly lol#a quest where the PC and Corunir go watch a play in the Blue Theater! It's the events of the Pelenor but taken from 2nd and 3rd hand accoun#so the whole thing is comically inaccurate a-la 'ember island players'. Gothmog is played by a guy in an orc mask#because someone got their stories *severely* mixed up (and as a little nod to how Gothmog was an orc in the movies)#which Corunir finds absolutely hilarious bc you just know Gothmog would've been SO MAD if he knew#Corunir says he feels like he should be frustrated by the inaccuracies‚ but really‚ he just needed a good laugh after everything#He says Golodir probably would have found it funny too#and then gets sad after he says it#then you guys meet up with Radanir and he decides you're going to go do something else to try and cheer Corunir up#probably involving the PC getting blackout drunk and doing something ridiculous#but it's too silly to do an AtLA reference and then hit you with Feels. I'm not sure the tonal whiplash is what we're going for here lmao#lotro#reblog games#corunir
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Rip Grantaire you would've loved saying "AUGH thenk I loike this luttle loife" every time something bad happens to you
#grantaire: *blackout drunk throwing up in the street* AH think ah 👅leuke this 👅leddle 👅leuyfe#grantaire: *talking about how his dad hated him* AEUGH thenk i likethesleddle leuuuuief#combeferre: oh that's not...#les miserables#everyone would HATE it#enjolras would ban it from meetings#les mis#victor hugo#les misposting#grantaire#les amis#i think i like this little life#enjolras#enjoltaire
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already dreading new years bc i have to go out drinking w friends <_> i think i would actually enjoy it if i had a say in how much i wanna drink.. agh. guh. AOUGH OUGH.. sorry coughing a lot lately. maybe im getting sick.. would be a shame..
#THAT GIRL.. is going to be there#she always buys me drinks and guilttrips me if i dont drink them#last time she even noticed that i was only pretending to drink and got angry w me#a few drinks would be fine but the night always ends w me being almost blackout drunk#and after i puke 12 times. i hate hate hate ittt#no matter how many times i tell her no and refuse she just keeps pestering me until my (fragile) confidence breaks#of course i could just properly get angry at her but i hate confrontation more than anything#so in the end ill choose the puking i guess..#ive already ditched so many hangouts i dont think i can lie myself out of this one#shion.txt#alcohol mention#emeto mention
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sorry guys got really into the shadowhunters subreddit this week and saw red over a show-centric meme that shit on sizzy and have been simmering in resentment ever since . If only they had walked a mile in my shoes (desperately refreshing cassandra clare’s website in 2014 waiting for shadowhunter academy teasers to be released because you were desperate for simon and isabelle to finally get their happy ending) and also the show had fucking bothered to give isabelle any kind of consistent characterisation at all . If only.
#sizzy is the one het ship that i actively raise my fucking hackles over Do not insult them in front of me i fear#no other tsc ship matches each other’s freak like they do and i’m so serious.#both of them actively fighting and losing the idgaf war. flirting with each other for ulterior motives but secretly meaning it.#both of them getting blackout drunk and trying to confess their love to each other. finding each other in every universe. Oh i’m sick.#no offence to clace or malec but they would not have fucking survived the trials and tribulations sizzy went through
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i just remembered that. in "mac kills his dad" dee and dennis try to come up with a reason that life is worth living and neither of them can do it. dee's futile sounding "what makes me happy in life........." as she tries to come to terms with the fact that nothing does. or at least nothing that can be described as either normal or healthy. you can know you're miserable but never really lay it out in front of you
#it's always sunny in philadelphia#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#mac kills his dad#iasip#i would have included frank in this post but the whole joke is that#he was entirely sincere w bill LOL#in a horrible guy way#like if you asked anyone in the gang what makes them happy#they'd probably say something like getting blackout drunk#but considering bills situation that obviously would not.... fix the problem#dennis and dee don't have anything else to fall back on#their insincerity is proof of their unhappiness#not that they'd necessarily be sincere if they were happy#but they would certainly be different people#frank on the other hand is far from a happy guy but i think he's much closer to bill's place in life#comparatively to the others#they all see the use in drinking themselves to death but frank understands what bill wants out of that#idk there was supposed to be some concluding thought there#and there was not#but that's okay#cw suicide#(in tags)
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one quastion what do you do when you're really sad and mad. that is NOT bad for you.
#i am simply not interested in making things worse for myself and others at this time sorry. i'm not trying to be judgy i just don't want#anyone to be like 'get blackout drunk!' because well. that would not help me!#also i am fine hahaha. i am just experiencing feelings that i typically do not experience in such incandescent amounts. :P
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I’m not crazy I’m not this is important to my interpretations
#great gatsby#I’m falling back into Gatsby if you couldn’t tell#the valley of ashes#I feel I’m going crazy bc like my friends don’t even know the book past middle school like not their faults but they don’t UNDERSTAND why im#even asking like it’s?? not obvious??#this would completely change how I think Nick views the tangled affairs#like is he so ok with affairs he knowingly slept with a married man#except he was literally blackout drunk#so god maybe??#but then this is also 1922#so fucckkkk this plagues me nightly
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imagine phoebe bridgers wasnt american she wouldnt get away with writing lyrics like that. blackout drunk behind a sainsburys ohhh nervous in tesco extra
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They should invent a way to kill yourself that you can get back up from afterwards and keep going like everything's normal
#I'm just saying but I think that would fix me#ash.txt#< is spiralling and has not broken out the unhealthy coping mechanisms even once yet#I am not allowed to say bad things about myself atm but. >:(. I wish. I was a different person.#dying would fix me BUT ALAS.#here we fucking are.#getting blackout drunk might also probably help but when tf am I ever gonna have time for that#suicide tw#ig
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still reeling over the fact that almost 2 months ago the guy i was talking to (not dating, but definitely 'seeing') took another girl TO MY AND MY ROOMMATE'S APARTMENT to FUCK HER ON OUR AIR MATTRESS while i was ON VACATION THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY
honestly. how do i get myself into these situations
#followed by him being blackout drunk sleeping on our DOORSTEP the very next day#he said he thought it was weird i said i liked him so soon into meeting him#but he would constantly say shit like 'falling for you more now' and 'my friend told my sister i have a new gf now'#like OKAY HOMEBOY#so dude it's so fucked i'll give more details in these tags in case anyone cares for a lil more context#before my trip back to california for sdcc i talked to him#said hey i know we're not dating but while im gone for almost 2 weeks are we gonna mess around with other people? like where is ur head#he said 'you can sleep with other people because you have a higher sex drive than me but i won't be doing that but you go ahead'#and im like okay weird response but okay cool#before i ended up leaving actually i did end up hooking up w someone and when i came back to my apartment he said 'looks like someone had a#'fun night' but he said it like....in a salty fucking way and i was like ur not allowed to be mad bc you refuse to be in a relationship wit#me despite me LETTING YOU LIVE WITH ME AND MY BFF FOR THE LAST ALMOST MONTH#oh yeah that part too#he was evicted and was staying with us for a few nights that turned into almost a month#NO he did not pay rent YES he did eat all our food#YES im an idiot for not seeing his red flags sooner but i was infatuated#so anyway my friend goes 'he's salty you fucked another dude' and im like excuse me how the fuck is he gonna be mad when WE TALKED ABOUT TH#*THIS#now granted it was a day before my trip so it wasn't ON my trip that i slept with someone else#but im like. how are u gonna be mad im gonna go enjoy myself when you've made it painfully clear you want me but want 0 strings#so anyway while im in california my bff calls me like hey dude john is on our air mattress naked with another girl#i was like excusethefuckME#because 1. he wasn't supposed to be at our apartment anymore so i was surprised he was there at ALL#and 2. how are u gonna ever be living RENT FREE with someone and INVITE SOMEONE ELSE OVER TO FUCK IN THEIR PLACE#i could honestly go on but i doubt anyone read this far as it is#this situation has fucked me up#first red flag should've been his name being JOHN
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thinking about the post i saw in like 2022 that was written pre rhythm of war that was like based on shallan in oathbringer the next phase of her arc is she is going to become an alcoholic! its gonna be so hard for adolin! which. okay first off it would be harder for shallan (stuck with herself no matter what) than for adolin (can have jasnah get them divorced and subsequently walk out of her life literally the second shit gets rough) regardless of past trauma or whatever. second off i have no fucking idea why that post was on my dash in 2022 two full years after rhythm of war where we have a 1.5 year time gap that reveals that veil drinks socially and on missions and whatever but its really not any more dangerous concerning or unhealthy than what is socially acceptable for people in their early 20s to do (which is to say, it's probably on a medical level considered Drinking Too Much, but it's not, like, ruining her life or whatever). like we know shes doing fine. especially when you compare it to dalinar at the same age being like wine is the only thing that makes me feel even close to as alive as battle does, wine makes me not feel so shameful about having a crush on navani, i was drunk during the important war meeting so i dont have a fuckass clue what our mission today is, shit like that. anyway, it just kinda pissed me off to see people being like the worst consequence of a female character suffering and going through it would be that it would upset her husband. but now that we are 1/10th of the way through kowt and there is even less indication that this will in any way be a part of her character arc its just funny. predictions that went nowhere.
#luke.txt#i honestly think brandon was just trying to make a party girl but overestimated how much partying an average party girl actually does#i wasnt super keyed into my colleges party culture. but based on the days they had school events to try to keep kids from#like. partying drugs style. parties really only happen on. first week of school. halloween. new years eve. st patricks day. your birthday.#your friends' birthdays. not around midterms and not around finals unless youre in sports and the academics dont matter#like unless you Legit Do Have A Problem if youre doing parties youre probably averaging one party a month#and probably not getting Blackout Drunk more than once or twice a year#but pop culture has pop songs about going to the club getting fucked up every friday#even though thats an idealized fantasy and not the norm#but how would you know if youre brandon sanderson? you work at a college where if there is alcohol on campus they kill you. they kill you.#anyway yeah
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HAPPY 14TH ANNIVERSARY JETPACK JOYRIDE!!!!
14 years!!! 14!!!! to think it has actually been THAT long since this game came out is absolutely insane. holy shit i am old lmaooo. i'm so glad that i've known this cool little game and that it's stuck around for so many years. it has stood the test of time as one of the most well known and iconic mobile games, and i bet it'll continue to do that for another 14 years!! happy 14th anniversary to Jetpack Joyride!!!
last year i did a drawing for JJ's 13th anniversary so i'm doing it again this year!!! probably won't make this into a digital drawing though as i don't really want to,,,, also this is the first time i've posted drawings of Betty and Robo Barry!!! i still cannot do lettering.
everyone is here!!!!!
+ some WIP photos under the cut
#jetpack joyride#barry steakfries#craig the scientist#flash the dog#robo barry#betty beefpies#happy anniversary jetpack joyride!!!!!#i cannot believe it's already been a year since i drew the last anniversary thing. what the fuck#it feels so long ago and yet it feels like it wasn't much time at all#no idea what the hell i'm gonna draw for the 15th anniversary..... probably them all getting blackout drunk or something idk#(yes flash would also be getting drunk)#anyway i am. running out of ideas for the tags. jetpack joyride alcohol event when#sketch#sketches#traditional art
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I have this one friend who goes to AA and has been sober for a bit under a year which is so so amazing and I’m v proud/happy for her. The issue on my part is that when we were younger we used to drink a fair bit together. So, whenever I see a drinking meme my first instinct is still to send it to her and then it takes a sec for my brain to reboot and be like yeah that is Not It 😭
#mylife#Like love you queenie but ig it would be real bad if I sent you a TikTok that says:#“If you see this on August 16 you have to get blackout drunk” 💀💀💀💀#Like I’m not going to be toxic and mention it but 😮💨 it feels like my brain stutters for a second before I don’t send it to her 💀#Growing up the two of us had the same alcohol culture yknow so we’d send eachother jokes of that vein so she’s still the first person I#Think of to send those jokes#Tbh I like rarely drink now also but I still think the jokes are funny
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Sigh........
#I always tried to brush off the bad feeling that BTS would eventually end up with the same treatment as BB#I see I might have been too optimistic#I hope that complaint is a nuisance filing#but either way knetz will take it as gospel#the same way they took gd being sent to an outside hospital as a sign of bias#rather than the fact that#HE WAS BEING STALKED#and#HIS MEDICAL INFO WAS BEING LEAKED TO THE PRESS#that being said#I don't think yoongi's completely undeserving of criticism#He shouldn't have gotten blackout drunk#and he shouldn't have attempted to use a scooter#any consequences of this via the legal system are definitely deserved#but once#just once#I'd like to see a major scandal where the reaction doesn't include calls for that person to retire#or further attempts to bring up scandal#cant we just be like#that was bad don't do that#and move on#ugh
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