#i would be blackout drunk
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orangerainforest · 5 months ago
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University of the Philippines, Diliman
making a tradition out of posting my fav pics that i took while in campus during that academic year. i'll be a junior in two weeks ?! 😵‍💫
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saucywendeee · 2 years ago
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lunewolf13 · 10 days ago
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Spilling Tea Part 7 (final):
All the Robins (minus Jason, who left early) are sitting criss-cross applesauce on a plush carpet, summoned by Dick Grayson to play "truth or dare but without a dare and you can choose what to spill."
Dick: Tim, you're the only one left.
Duke: The best for last, as they say.
Steph: Yes Tim, please share us your most recent shenanigans.
Tim: Well, this wasn't recent per se. This actually happened while I was hunting for clues all around the world.
Steph: You already told us about the spleen thing.
Tim: Yes, but did I tell you about the piña coladas?
Steph: The what?
Tim: So me, Cass, and my team of assassins all walk into a bar.
Dick: Tim, you're not legally allowed to drink. Then, or now.
Tim, who is currently 19 years old: They didn't check our fake IDs, if that makes you feel better.
Dick: It really doesn't.
Tim: Anyway, we go to this bar. Live it up. Celebrate. I think it was a holiday. I order a piña colada. It tastes good, so I order another one. Next thing I know, I wake up in a dumpster in Argentina. Mind you, the bar was in Cuba.
Duke: Dude...how much did you drink?
Tim: I dunno. I stopped counting after six.
Dick: Six??
Steph: Why didn't Cass tell me this lore?!
Dick: Why did Cass let you drink? Wait, did she drink too??
Tim: No. She went back to our hotel early. That's not all that happened though. I wake up in a dumpster, with the access codes and schematics of France's in my pocket.
Dick:
Steph:
Duke:
Damian:
Dick: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne!
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vaguely-concerned · 27 days ago
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varric giving rook his shaving mirror to keep kind of hits different when your rook is a trans man I have to say
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a-lonely-dunedain · 3 months ago
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ok question! related to this post by @gwynbleiddyn that I see resonated with the folks here on lotro tumblr:
the devs have given you permission to add 1 (one) quest of your design into the game, specifically doing something fun/low-stakes with one or more Rangers post-war. What are you doing and with which Ranger(s)?
I'll go first: (under the cut bc it got longer than intended)
Corunir has been enlisted to help do repairs in the lower circles of Minas Tirith. And by "enlisted" I mean "Corunir Does Not Know How to Take A Break and needs to be constantly helping people, so he showed up wouldn't leave until the foreman gave him something to do"
Now, as this quest would have to be located in Minas Tirith Midsummer, the foreman is not particularly comfortable saddling this war-hero with busywork when he should be celebrating the end of the war he helped bring about! nevermind that that's what literally every other quest in midsummer is making the PC do shh don't worry about it
ANYWAY, he's got a plan, but he needs your help with it. Around dusk, he wants you to tell Corunir that there's some repairs that need done on the top of the wall at east side of the 2rd circle, which coincidentally just so happens to be where the best view of the fireworks they're setting off at the gates is. Also be sure to bring along this plate of snacks and some comfy pillows to sit on.
so when Corunir gets up there he's like "that's weird, I don't see any damage up here-" and then he sees the fireworks starting to go off, that you brought snacks, and puts two and two together and is like "oh darn, it looks like I've been tricked into watching a fireworks show, you devious trickster you (affectionate)"
so you guys get to hang out and watch the fireworks for a bit, and afterwards Corunir laughs at the fact that you literally had to trick him into relaxing and having a good time. Perhaps you have a point, he should allow himself some time to actually enjoy the peace they fought so hard for. He recalls Radanir had proposed the Rangers should do a pub-crawl later, and now thinks he should take him up on the offer. (and, of course, the PC should be allowed to join in, but alas I'm only allowed to add One quest as per my own rules lol)
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shi0n · 1 year ago
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already dreading new years bc i have to go out drinking w friends <_> i think i would actually enjoy it if i had a say in how much i wanna drink.. agh. guh. AOUGH OUGH.. sorry coughing a lot lately. maybe im getting sick.. would be a shame..
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lamortwrites · 4 months ago
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They should invent a way to kill yourself that you can get back up from afterwards and keep going like everything's normal
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eliotquillon · 5 months ago
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sorry guys got really into the shadowhunters subreddit this week and saw red over a show-centric meme that shit on sizzy and have been simmering in resentment ever since . If only they had walked a mile in my shoes (desperately refreshing cassandra clare’s website in 2014 waiting for shadowhunter academy teasers to be released because you were desperate for simon and isabelle to finally get their happy ending) and also the show had fucking bothered to give isabelle any kind of consistent characterisation at all . If only.
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deeism · 10 months ago
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i just remembered that. in "mac kills his dad" dee and dennis try to come up with a reason that life is worth living and neither of them can do it. dee's futile sounding "what makes me happy in life........." as she tries to come to terms with the fact that nothing does. or at least nothing that can be described as either normal or healthy. you can know you're miserable but never really lay it out in front of you
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b-blushes · 10 months ago
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one quastion what do you do when you're really sad and mad. that is NOT bad for you.
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clambucket · 1 year ago
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I’m not crazy I’m not this is important to my interpretations
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vile-wizard · 7 days ago
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My hangovers are fucking brutal . I'm too old for this
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starstruckodysseys · 29 days ago
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would my d20 ocs do the kublicane/bad baby milk combo?: an analysis
reese collins: would debate it (oftentimes braincell of the group) but like. fuck it it’s an alternate universe who give a shit
zoë hayes: mmm no. she’d sell her soul to a demon for help w her exams but she draws the line somewhere
honey von hilt: peer pressure (esp with the only two people her age (ish) around being the bad kids) would get to her and she’d do it. maybe only the bad baby milk actually
cinna: absolutely 100% no question she’s doing it the second sid holds it out
clara silberhaus: honestly? she’s done worse. she’s died before. ignore that she’s like 13 she’ll be fine
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stabyou · 29 days ago
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at least i'm not an alcoholic anymore
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ttaibhse · 2 years ago
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imagine phoebe bridgers wasnt american she wouldnt get away with writing lyrics like that. blackout drunk behind a sainsburys ohhh nervous in tesco extra
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taylor · 4 months ago
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still reeling over the fact that almost 2 months ago the guy i was talking to (not dating, but definitely 'seeing') took another girl TO MY AND MY ROOMMATE'S APARTMENT to FUCK HER ON OUR AIR MATTRESS while i was ON VACATION THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY
honestly. how do i get myself into these situations
#followed by him being blackout drunk sleeping on our DOORSTEP the very next day#he said he thought it was weird i said i liked him so soon into meeting him#but he would constantly say shit like 'falling for you more now' and 'my friend told my sister i have a new gf now'#like OKAY HOMEBOY#so dude it's so fucked i'll give more details in these tags in case anyone cares for a lil more context#before my trip back to california for sdcc i talked to him#said hey i know we're not dating but while im gone for almost 2 weeks are we gonna mess around with other people? like where is ur head#he said 'you can sleep with other people because you have a higher sex drive than me but i won't be doing that but you go ahead'#and im like okay weird response but okay cool#before i ended up leaving actually i did end up hooking up w someone and when i came back to my apartment he said 'looks like someone had a#'fun night' but he said it like....in a salty fucking way and i was like ur not allowed to be mad bc you refuse to be in a relationship wit#me despite me LETTING YOU LIVE WITH ME AND MY BFF FOR THE LAST ALMOST MONTH#oh yeah that part too#he was evicted and was staying with us for a few nights that turned into almost a month#NO he did not pay rent YES he did eat all our food#YES im an idiot for not seeing his red flags sooner but i was infatuated#so anyway my friend goes 'he's salty you fucked another dude' and im like excuse me how the fuck is he gonna be mad when WE TALKED ABOUT TH#*THIS#now granted it was a day before my trip so it wasn't ON my trip that i slept with someone else#but im like. how are u gonna be mad im gonna go enjoy myself when you've made it painfully clear you want me but want 0 strings#so anyway while im in california my bff calls me like hey dude john is on our air mattress naked with another girl#i was like excusethefuckME#because 1. he wasn't supposed to be at our apartment anymore so i was surprised he was there at ALL#and 2. how are u gonna ever be living RENT FREE with someone and INVITE SOMEONE ELSE OVER TO FUCK IN THEIR PLACE#i could honestly go on but i doubt anyone read this far as it is#this situation has fucked me up#first red flag should've been his name being JOHN
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