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it's been 2 years already since their divorce? unbelievable.

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i want to believe again.

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It never ends.

Own this BCV original.

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm

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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.

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This got numbers on twt I don't think that's the case here bc i'm dead af but if it was it would be too funny

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

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I wish secretariat was the animal that blew up on tumblr. Everyone should be making thinkposts about the solitude of being so far and free and singular ahead of everyone else. Esteemed for his excellence, but when they weighed his equine heart, it was twice as heavy <- say stuff like this

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okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.

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I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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getting a note on a super old post