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bandaidmackerel · 5 months

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I think tonight is a stay up and do all the things I couldn't do during the day super late at night and maybe get no sleep because i have mania type beat :3

#i would also like it to be drunk or high #preferably high but i am out of the good stuff #i have to be at school at 10:30 tho so maybe I will get a little sleep before then #i think my haircut looks cute tho #its easier cuz i have curly hair so it doesn't have to be so precise #yipee #mental illness is so cool #love being bipolar haha i am having so much fun #so afraid my bf is gonna leave me too because my brain is slowly but surely getting worse

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ionlydrinkhotwater · 5 months

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OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird

Take what happened in Colombia

Imagine what Andrew was thinking

Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy

*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*

OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)

OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!

OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!

OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen

OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!

OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!

OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.

#aftg #all for the game #tsc #the sunshine court #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew was more tired than Neil was after that weekend 🤣#you won the batttle kind of andrew but neil won that war #not to shade nicky and aaron but wingus and dingus were not the ones you should have left neil with TWICE #also its cracker dust not truth serum it was a weird plan to start with and nicky and aaron were more high and more drunk than neil was #they were not the ones who should have been left in charge #also by letting neil out of sight for all those hours he hitchhiked let him come up with a plausible lie #that held up until BALTIMORE #like my dude you had the binder you should have hid it and threatened to burn a page wverytime neil lied #cause if the money was from riko paying neil to be a mole he would NOT want it burned #and what hes gonna go to the cops about his ill gotten cash and fake ids? you could have had him andrew #ps i imagine neil saying all of this to Andrew when that first time in Colombia is ever brought up #just critiquing his methods #andrew isnt one for regret but neil picking holes in his plan and pointing out what HE would have done makes him feel pretty damn close #he probably finds it annoyingly attractive too tho

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knightingale · 10 months

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Not that it really matters but the thing about the Darry Trial™ in AGoT that I think so many people get wrong is that Sansa was protecting Arya when she said she didn't remember what happened by the Trident. Lets say Sansa told the truth in that scene; she'd necessarily have to include that Arya hit Joffrey with a broomstick, because he was cutting Mycah's cheek for hitting Arya, and that's what led to the fight that had Nymeria biting Joff. But if Sansa said this then Arya would be wrongly seen as the guilty party.

Like, these people didn't care that Mycah was killed, so why would this room full of nobles and mostly Lannister knights care that Joffrey cut him on the cheek? They'd most likely view the situation as their Crown Prince chastising an impudent peasant for hitting highborn Lady Arya Stark. So Arya attacking her "defender" over this could be seen as an unjust (or even an irrational/crazed) assault on the future king. Don't get me wrong, I think Arya was totally right to beat Joff, just like Dunk was right to beat Aerion for the same reason, but their classist and sexist nobility isn't going to view the situation like we do.

And as we learn later, the punishment for striking a royal is to lose the hand that struck them. Do I think Robert would've cut Arya's hand off? No, of course not, but I'm sure that Sansa thought her sister would be punished in some way if she confirmed that Arya had hit a royal. We don't actually learn that Robert thinks the whole affair is no big deal until after Sansa has spoken and with further context we know that Sansa is frightened by Robert... so ya'know.

#plus we have multiple cases of sansa covering for arya in agot so i dont think its ooc for her to do it again in a high stakes situation #nor is it ooc for arya to bad faith sansa/not understand that sansa is covering for her and lash out like she does here too #you could also make the argument that sansa was drunk and genuinely didnt remember what happened #which would help explain why she changes her story multiple times later on #but i wont get into that here #old hat i know - sorry if im not making sense its late #ive just never understood fandoms majority opinion on this scene

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keyh0use · 4 months

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Shitpost...20? Help me out y'all

#rushed to make more because the first two had me in tears #I'm imagining Rafe being drunk/high saying it #Barry's head would whip around at the word men #Also could've used literally any scene for the can I come over and stare at you like this? one cause they're always giving EYES #The little twinkle in Barry's eye from the moonlight 🥹 he's adorable #Kelce as moral support cause Topper could never #rafebarry #rafe x barry #obx #rarry obx #rafe cameron #barry (obx)#barry obx #outer banks #barry x rafe #kelce obx

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mlmgaze · 3 months

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daniel waking up to marius kinda starting to press into him and, after getting his bearings, his first move is to ask sleepily if marius had another dream about daniel getting hurt. marius says no, and after a second daniel asks if marius had a dream about armand getting hurt. and marius just freezes (because of course obviously that's what it is because marius dreamed again about armand going into the sun and he wants to feel comforted and reassured but armand isn't here and daniel is and daniel is still blood of his blood and *i am dragged away by the guards)

#i dont even know if this is a real trope(???) but i LOVE the trope of 'i need to fuck you to convince myself you're safe and alive'#and i just knowwww marius would do that shit. i think.#and then of course daniel's subsequent fears of 'am i just a piece of him to you? will i ever be ME to you? or just your gift to him?#could be either pre- or post- armand/daniel reunion #whether 'sliding in' means fangs or dick depends on that ig if we're staying canon compliant #this already in my drafts btwwwww i need to write this hhh #tvc #the vampire chronicles #daniel molloy #marius de romanus #marius/daniel #armand/marius #sid talking #also what does it say about me that i was drunk and high and sleep deprived and my brain was like. okay. armand-centric marius/daniel angst

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buildabot · 3 months

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I WANT TO DANCE I WANT TO PARTY I WANT TO SWIM IN THE SEA SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOWN

#me drinks one glass or bottle of wine also me ^^^#if i didnt live in a car dependent place i would be so unstoppable and also a much worse alcoholic #better? worse?#anyways swimming in the sea ar night drunk as hell again would fix me but NOOOO i live in a CAR CITY NOW #thinking about how casual my friends in school like high school used to drunk drive that was crazy like what the hell #thats a line for me like i’ll do a line but im not DRIVING after #no 🙅 operating 🙅 heavy 🙅 machinery under the influence of anything dude there are other people in the world #oversharing online is my passion sorry #anyways. alcoh*lics will literally be like ‘im gonna have a glass of wine w dinner’ and next thing u know plastered on the floor #like why did i drink my fuckinc cooking wine lol i need that for cooking!!! my sauces!!!!#long story short if u live in *** and want to get str***** lmk i can solve that u just gotta pick me up in ur car vroom vroom #or if u have **** 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 or **** ok #im very flexible #anyways. recycle comes tomorrow and they know far too much about me. like not me getting up at the crack of dawn to haul my pile of bottles #out to the can pleas. maybe i should leave a thank you note. i can make cookies or something

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 1 year

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Sometimes I see sexuality or gender headcanons about characters and im just like dude im pretty sure they don't know what half those words mean

#random thoughts #'robbie valentino is panromantic demisexual' he looks like a self-described emo kid who would call me slurs in high school #yeah sure MAYBE he's those things but does he have the words for them? absolutely fucking not are you kidding me #and even if he did he would NOT use them. he's like those cishhet girls who make out with other cishet girls when they're drunk #he'd have like one homoerotic penpal througout high school and they're sending each other letters like it's the fucking victorian age #practicing calligraphy and shit (it's just cursive but even more completely illegible)#robbie DOES give off demisexual energy though. he'd just call it having taste #and he would bully people in his school who call themselves that #not like physically but emotionally. mean girl energy.#honestly the gravity falls teen friend group gives off that super emotionally abusive energy #like they talk shit about other people in their school and think they're above everyone else #except thompson he just gets like really quiet and awkward #let's be real robbie had an antagonistic relationship with a fucking twelve year old he's not thinking about gender or sexuality #he'll think about it for like five seconds before going 'that was weird let's go make flamethrowers out of old hairspray cans'#he would make fun of gender non-conforming students to distract people from the fact he's wearing eyeliner #he puts on eyeliner for the first time like 'huh. time to push this to the back of my brain for the next five years'#also robbie dyes his hair. that's canon. unrelated but i think it's funny #gravity falls #his middle name is fucking stacey???

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hellishfig · 8 months

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my 23rd birthday was a couple days ago

and i have had so many conversations with friends and i've read so much about how getting older is not only okay, it's good

but a couple of friends came over very late the night before my birthday so they could be there at midnight and sing happy birthday to me (because they're the best and i love them)

and they did the "are you ONE, are you TWO, are you THREE" thing

all the way to 23

and they did it soooooooo slowly

and that kind of gave me an existential crisis? hearing the years get counted away? it took probably 30 seconds to a minute but it felt like forever, and all i could feel was the time passing

i keep thinking about being a kid and the joy and excitement that each birthday brings, how getting older is something to celebrate

i feel like 23 is the age (for me at least) where the joy of getting older begins to fade. i'm an adult now. i have worries and concerns about getting a job and what i want to do with my life, and it feels a lot more immediate

however, i still dressed up as a princess and had my friends come over and make powerpoints about things they're interested in so they could infodump to me

getting older doesn't mean giving up the things that make you happy

so here's a picture of me at 23 (face hidden for privacy) dressed as a princess to remind everyone (including me) that dress up doesn't have an age limit and neither does fun

happy birthday to me!

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starlytenight · 2 years

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Happy New Year, have some drunken/tipsy old men

#Metagala #I'm still healing so thank you all for your patience ahhhh #I still can't write very much but I mustered this up! Enjoy heheheheee #I got another Physio sesh coming up on my birthday in a couple days so I'm on the mend<3 #Also Meta and Gala would be absolute cuddle messes if they were both wasted lmfao #Mmm a New Years party would be so fun to write but ahhhhh #Like Gala is hard to get wasted because he has a super high tolerance from his upbringing but he is just as bad as Meta for craving cuddles #Except he doesn't try to hide it lmao he GOES for it and will love his dewberry even when sober #Honestly it would just end in a wild PDA display no one would ever let them forget bahaha #and by that I mean a drunk MK not bothering to fight GK and in fact just melting riiiight into him like the lovestruck man he is #Starlyteart

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steampunk-ghostxx · 2 months

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Developing feelings for someone has always felt kinda weird to me (shout-out being demi 😜) but I feel like it feels even weirder as an adult. I'm gonna be 26 next month and I still feel like I just don't get it fully xD

#anyways my roomie gave me a dab hit and im feeling things #high blogging #theres also like..two ppl that i feel things happening towards in me #and i truthfully dunno what to do about either one #the last two “crushes” (for lack of a better word; crush sounds so insignificant for developing romantic feelings)#that ive had were so brief and both times id tried to approach them about it #but both times it ended up no where and then we (for other reasons) would stop talking and the feelings went away #plus the last time i did admit feelings for someone and they asked me out #it ended up that they were just really blackout drunk and wanted someone to make out with 🙃#demiromantic #demisexual

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isa-ah · 11 months

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sorry I could talk for hours. I've done an insane amount of character building w Isaiah over the years

#like ive padded elias and melanies families too #part of me has been hankering to explore elias character more 👁️👁️ lo has been talking about doing a better timeline for hunter #and my kneejerk was that it would be a timeline where melanie raises isaiah and kicks elias out #but if melanie never died i think elias would be a LOT happier #he would still have a lot of toxic tendencies bc of the way his moms and sisters baby him and never say no to him #but melanie is by far the more bullheaded of the two so she would whip his ass into shape i think #in a timeline where theyre still married and happy isaiah would have his aunties on the wells side in his life 😭😭😭😭😭#baby isaiah sitting in sawyers lap... shut up.....#i actually have a complete belief that if melanie was in his life theyd both be day drinkers together #like boy would be sipping with every meal just like his mom whos a silly drunk with a high tolerance #vs how elias rageful drinking makes him VERY stingy and self destructive around booze #like. melanie would be a huge positive impact but in a lot of ways she would probably nurture bad traits in isaiah #hed be a lot more selfish and nymphish and thats SAYING SOMETHING #a lot more dismissive of other peoples problems bc he doesnt feel desperate to be useful and whole by fixing other peoples issues #and would likewise out a lot less gravity into sleeping around bc he doesnt NEED to stay out of his house so hed have more fun w less care #which wouldnt rlly fly with the guys he usually ends up with 🤔 i wonder how it would change hunters influence in his life #hunter shaves his head in response to elias grabbing isaiah by it. that wouldnt happen! and he wouldnt have to spend sooo much time w ruben #who was his One And Only positive dad figure. that was a huge part of his life and influence!#then again melanie looooves hunters mom whos also around for this timeline so #they would both 👀 be spending a lot ofkf time in the reyes estate 👀#isaiah and gideons relationship would also be a lot better!#melanies obsessed w gideons moms (high femme and dad butch) and isaiah wouldn't be so violent as a kid #HMMMMMM.....#much to think about #so much of isaiahs personality was scultped by his dads abuse and the people he sought comfort in #his whole life would be restructured

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the-witch-of-woods-beyond · 5 months

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okay cause cheating is wrong, obviously. but some people are really out here going, no it’s okay that they’re a murderer who killed your family and ruined your life and straight up abused you and also is significantly older than, no that’s okay they had a secret reason they never told you about and a tragic backstory - oh wait they cheated??? how dare they!!!!!

like i’m sorry but cheating is not the worst thing in the world compared to what i listed above and sometimes in media it can actually be understandable why a character cheats but everyone calls them a monster - which yeah cheating sucks - but then turn around and in the same breath go, oh that terrible abusive piece of shit that’s hot and has a villain aesthetic but does shitty things for shitty reasons?? they’re my faveee how dare you hate them for valid reasons??

#this is about soooooooo many shows but i cba to tag them all #elena gilbert #delena #stelena #i hate both ships and one day ill compile my thoughts on why but BOTH brothers needed to stay the hell away from my girl #and the fandoms reaction to a traumatised teenager enrages meeeee #cause dont say you hate her and that she deserves to d!e for reaction to things like a TEENAGER would #and then turn around and go but those two brothers almost ten times her age who abuse her and treat her like sh!t #and only like her cause she looks like this girl they knew centuries ago who abused them and almost tore them apart?? oh theyre my favourit #like stfu and go rewatch the show #alsooooo #saraha cameron #my babyyyyy #my angel #my darling treasure who deserves warm hugs and fluffy blanekts for the rest of her life #cause no way you guys looked a teenage girl who was homeless and depressed and going through it who had just had the worst moment #of her LIFE thrown in her face by her HUSBAND try to go back to a time in her life when she was happy and loved and call her a b!tch #but then looked at her phycho brother who tried to DR0WN her and kill all of her friends and shot someone in front of her only to blame it #on her husband and the go oh but hes a typical moody depressed hot guy with a tragic backstory and messed up parental relationships #so i love himmmmmm 🤪#like no no no STFUUUU #also like that wasnt bad enough you then started to ship him with the girl he also tried to DROWN whos friends hes been trying to kill #like this a grown dude who likes to waste his dads money and get high and drunk going after teenagers and killing people #but you love him and then complain about said teenagers acting like teenagers?????#like no you dont deserve these shows go awayyyy

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comradecowplant · 5 months

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LMAO after all the backlash, the Pretty Little Liars reboot retconned Imogen giving her baby to Aria & Groomer 🤣 #bullyingworks

#'at the last second i got a bad vibe from him' yeah girl i bet you did #ive decided that actually this show is high performance art satirizing the original #(this opinion may have been formed by how drunk i got from my favorite drinking game: take a shot every time tabby makes a film reference)#also looking forward to noa's Bisexual Bad Girl Arc for this season 👀 good for you babe #look i'm PLLpilled til the day i die (which is my own cross/mental illness to bear) so news of a season 2 was a pleasant surprise #i thought it was cancelled lol and there was zero marketing for s2 so i had no clue about it until like 3 days ago #i dont think i posted when i watched s1 but i am a steadfast kellyiskaren truther #theyre planning a seasons long reveal like the og series would pull (more like the og book series w the central girl twin stuff actually)#which is a bold risk considering tv shows dont get 7 20 episode seasons to play around in like they used to #but i called it then and i call it now!#after being nearly killed by archie in the auditorium that one time she committed to forever being kelly #(but as we know secrets never stay buried for long in rosewoo-- i mean millwood 👁👄☝👁)#also my money on the new corny villian (i refuse to call any of these villians 'A'. mona would be APPALLED) is either chip or karelly's mom #it'll probably be someone even more schewpid & ridiculous but we shall see we shall see #pretty little liars #dani talks about tv

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mishkakagehishka · 1 year

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And another thing ab the vomiting in public, but they have banned this in one of the sunniest regions in croatia. One of the symptoms of a heatstroke is vomiting. Imagine getting a goddamn heatstroke and being fined for it

#could we not just have gone for fining people for disorderly conduct?#why criminalise things that could happen to anybody #like idk bro. me i would have just decided ''you're being too loud and a nuisance and you're drunk - here's a fine''#but this way i feel like throwing tourists in the sea would be better #also those fines are ridiculously low for most of the tourists who make problems #but ridiculously high for us.

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liquidstar · 1 year

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oh my god i was going to post this on 420 but then i got high and forgot. but heres how it would go if my ocs had edibles (REAL NOT CLICKBAIT)

saiph would have eaten half the food in the guild on his own. mira would be laughing at every little thing, even if it literally wasnt even funny, like she would point and laugh at a hairbrush just sitting there. al would be getting all philosophical inside his head, like he thinks hes high socrates having revelation about literally nothing. bella would have her head down & eyes closed, because literally any amount of stimulation would make her throw up rn (shes so high she forgot she can literally turn off her ability to feel things). and polaris would be shaking and crying because she sees the hat man, even tho it was just weed and she had half of what everyone else did.

oh and felis had catnip instead.

#this is a really stupid concept but i was talking abt it again w my friend again and remembered i didnt post it on The Day #who also said felis would suddenly have a craving for lasagna like funny garfield LOL #and barring felis at the end this is also a descending order of most to least tolerance #(but i think she actually has the most out of this group)#they got the edibles from nix btw. the guilds ceo of getting drunk and high. the most out of everyone #finn's ocs

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watatsumiis · 2 years

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identifying the manner in which i like new comfort characters is like inspecting bacteria under a microscope

#general barks #i have like a qpp crush on kazuha i wanna snuggle with him and drink tea and listen to him talk about poetry #i also wanna get really drunk and/or high with him and just vibe. wed be delirious together it would be so funny #drug mention #alcohol mention #hes so squishy and cute i wanna rest my head in his lap and take a nap qwq

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