#i wont even put the original here its so bad. god its awful

[zepuffer]

obligatory biannual mha fanart

[escapewriter]

Light of My Life

pairing : minghao x reader

synopsis : what’s better than celebrating your boyfriend’s birthday rapunzel style?

genre : whole lotta fluff and a bit of humor

word count : 2k

warnings : slight mentions of murder but its a joke

a/n : for minghao’s birthday😌 it isnt a lot like how i wanted but it does justice lol. also, lets pretend they weren’t by the ocean lol

svt written masterlist || main masterlist

You sat in your apartment opening the box you received from the mail today. Jun had helped you plan this date for Minghao for his birthday and this item would complete the whole date. You pulled out the lanterns that were in a plastic bag and scanned them. 

“Perfect,” You place them carefully in the picnic basket, finally set for your date with Minghao tomorrow. You heard your phone buzz on the table.

Minghao : hi yn, what you up to?

You smiled at his text, grateful that he took the time to text you even with his busy schedule 

You : i am currently preparing for our date tomorrow :D

Minghao : ooo how exciting. can i know what you have planned??

You : you should know the answer to that question 

Minghao rolled his eyes as he stared at his screen. Of course you would turn the tables on him, he always made your dates a surprise. 

Minghao : no fair :(

You : how is this not fair??

Minghao : cuz i want to know lol. 

You contemplated but stood your ground; you can’t tell him. 

You : guess you just have to find out tomorrow. 

Minghao sighed, giving up on attempting to find out what you have planned. 

Minghao : fine. but don’t think ill tell you what i have planned for your birthday. 

You : yeah yeah i know. dont you still have practice?

He looked at the clock in the practice room and then to some of his members who were sitting on the floor or standing. 

Minghao : yeah i should probably get going. its late too, you should sleep. 

You : i will dont worry. stay safe and dont push yourself. 

Minghao : i wont. goodnight my love, i love you.

You : i love you too. 

You locked your phone and took the basket, placing it on the kitchen counter. Tomorrow was going to be an eventful day. 

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You placed the basket with all the supplies you needed in the trunk of your car, deciding to make it a surprise. Taking the other basket that you prepared this morning with various types of food, you put it in the backseat behind the drivers side. Getting in, you started the car and headed to Minghao’s dorm. 

You tapped the wheel in excitement, you finally get to have some part of the day with Minghao before his birthday. It was November 6th, so it wasn’t exactly his birthday, but you did get to have him until midnight and that’s all that counts. And it made your plan perfect. 

You got to the parking garage and texted your boyfriend that you were downstairs waiting. After 5 minutes, you see the elevator open and Minghao step out, looking as handsome as ever. 

He approached the car and got into the passenger seat, giving you a quick kiss. “Hi,” he smiled at you, “Hi,” you smiled back. You began to pull out of the building, picking up a small conversation with each other.

“How was the drive?” You turned down the radio, “Same as usual, smooth, nothing wrong, I was safe.” He smiled, happy that you had a decent ride, “That’s good. So, where are we going?”

You took your eyes off the road to look at him for a split second before focusing back on the road. A grin creeped onto your face, “You’ll find out soon Hao. Be patient, you’ll love it.”

“No, I know I’ll love it, I just have to let my manager know because of protocol,” You sighed, “Is that really the reason?” He looked outside the window, playing with his rings, “Half of it, they told me to have fun.” 

You smiled and turned up the radio, “Shut up and enjoy the ride baby. Trust, you’ll enjoy it more.”

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“This is nice,” Minghao sighed beside you on the picnic blanket. “Yeah it is.”

All the food in the basket was empty, mainly Minghao devouring most of it. “So, what are we gonna do now?” You looked at the time on your phone. Sun sets at 6:45 and it’s 3:50. You have three hours for what you have planned so it should be enough. 

“I’ll be right back, I have to get something.” You got up quickly and retrieved the extra basket that was in the trunk. You returned to Minghao, “Ta da!” 

“More food??” You laughed and sat down in your place, “No, an activity. Jun actually helped me with the idea.” You opened up the basket, taking out of the things you packed inside, “What is this YN?” He picked up one of the lanterns. 

“It’s a lantern. I packed all these art supplies so we could decorate them and light them up and release them. Originally, I wanted to do it at midnight because that’s when your actual birthday is, but the timing wasn’t right, and plus it’s dangerous during nighttime.” 

He looked at you with his mouth agape, “That’s so,,, thoughtful. I can’t believe you came up with this.” 

“Actually Jun-” “-let’s just give you the credit for now.” You smiled at him as he leaned over and kissed you on the lips. You held his face in place as his right hand was planted in between the two of you so he wouldn’t lose balance. Pulling away, you smiled at each other, “Happy Birthday my love.” 

“Thank you, I love you so much. Now! Let's get to painting!”

~

“My lantern looks like crap oh my god,” you looked at the blue blob on your cylinder object. “I’m sure it looks fine YN, just keep going.” You put down the paint brush and looked at your boyfriend. 

He’s been in ‘The8’ mode ever since you two started painting. He didn’t want you to see what he was making, so it became a rule that when you both finish, that’s when you present your pieces to each other. 

“I don’t know why you’re not letting me see yours, it’s not like I haven’t seen you paint before.” You continued to try and make your blob look presentable by drawing a happy face, “You know, when you took me out here in like the middle of nowhere, I thought you would’ve killed me, broken up with me and left me here to starve, or go cloud watching.”

You looked at him with a weird face, “Well for one thing, there are no clouds today. And two, I wouldn’t have let you starve, that’s too painful.” You finally looked up at you, “So you would’ve killed me?” 

You purse your lips, “Would you rather starve to death?” He rolled his eyes and looked back down at his artwork. 

“I get that Jun helped you with this, but like, how did the idea come about?” You painted mindlessly while pondering on an answer, “Well I thought of you and what you would like, even if you said anything. But I just thought about what you meant to me, like how lanterns are bright when you light them up, and when you release them, they float. It’s a really bad metaphor, but you’re like my lantern. You’re the light of my life and every time I’m with you, I’m always on cloud nine. Plus it fits with your culture.”

He was looking at you when you tried to sneak a peek at his lantern. “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just see you try to look at my lantern. But besides the point, that was really cheesy, but I love you.” You smiled and put down the brush. 

“Well, I’m done with mine.” You looked at him, seeing him also set down his brush, “Me too. Do we let it dry and assemble it?” You contemplated on your answer for a bit, “Uhh, I could probably assemble mine because it looks like trash anyway, but if you like yours, let it dry a little and then assemble it.” 

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Minghao just finished assembling his lantern after it dried for a bit. It was currently 6:50, the sky was just turning into various shades of orange, pink and purple. “Okay, wanna see mine now?” You looked at your boyfriend and he held his lantern behind his back, “Show me.”

He brought it in front of him and lifted it up, slowly turning it to see the details that he drew on. “Wow, it looks beautiful, I can’t really see it.”

He brought it back down and signaled for you to scoot closer, “This here, is the bouquet of your favorite flower that I got you for Valentines Day,” You smiled as he turned it a little to move to the next picture, “This is the tree that we sat by on one of our dates. The one where a bird pooped on you,” You laughed and slightly hit his shoulder, “I can’t believe you put that there.”

“How could I not? It was an amazing memory. Anyway, this is a drawing of our matching bracelets, I didn’t want to paint it because I thought it would ruin it, so it’s a bit plain.” You shook your head, “No it’s beautiful.” He turned it to the final piece.

“This is a picture of us, or a silhouette of us. We’re watching the lanterns fly up into the beautiful sky together.” You felt a tear drop fall from your eye, “Aw crap what the fuck? Why am I crying?” You giggled and quickly tried wiping away the tears with your hands as Minghao laughed beside you. 

He put down his lantern and pulled you in closer to him, “Why are you crying though, baby?” You sniffed, “Because this is a celebration for you, and I feel like I should’ve painted something beautiful for you.” You kissed your forehead softly, “I don’t care what you paint baby, as long as I’m here with you, it doesn’t matter.”

“I kinda don’t want to release that one, it’s too beautiful.” He looked at you with a pout, “but I painted the future.” 

You laughed, checking your phone, “Okay fine. It’s 7:10, we should light it up now.” 

You both got up, lanterns in your hands. Grabbing a lighter, you lit yours and then Minghao’s, “Ready YN?” You held the hand that he held out, “I feel like I’m in high school musical,” he laughed, squeezing your hand, “Keep it PG, we do not makeout in public.”

“Okay,” You rolled your eyes with a smile, “On the count of three.” You both gazed into each other’s eyes, “1. 2. 3.” 

You both let go of the lanterns and saw them slowly float into the sun-kissed sky. You felt Minghao release your hand before hearing jazz music begin to play and feeling his arms wrap around your waist, swaying softly to the music. 

“Of course jazz music.” You heard him chuckle behind you, “Well, you can’t blame me, it’s a perfect time for it.” You smiled and leaned more into his embrace.

“Did you like the date?” He hummed in response, his chin on your shoulder, “It was perfect. I loved it a lot, thank you for making this special for me.” 

“Of course. It’s, well almost your big day after all.” You turned around, placing your hands on his shoulders and his on your waist. “Happy Birthday my love,” He smiled at you, heart filled with love and happiness as he looked into your eyes more. He leaned in and placed a soft kiss to your lips, taking your breath away. You would never get tired of this feeling. 

Pulling away, you smiled at each other before he looked up, “We should take a picture.” He took out his phone from his pocket, pausing the music and switching on the camera. He held it at a low angle to get the lanterns in the picture, but also getting the sunset in the background.

“Say cheese!” Instead of smiling at the camera, you placed your lips on his cheek, him capturing the moment perfectly. “You sly person,” you giggled and quickly pecked his lips. You grabbed his phone and resumed the jazz music. 

Hold out your hand, “I believe we were dancing earlier?” He gave you a smirk and took your hand into his before pulling you closer, the two of you watching the sunset and dancing slowly to the sound of jazz.

[gaylonelydyke]

if it’s not too late, 12 for episodes and ships, and 17!

its never too late! thankyou for the ask 🥰 oo damn this is gonna be a hefty one, just to prepare you this is gonna be long 😅😅😅

spoiler alert for my friends who are finishing up season 2 rn, be careful if you look at my top five episodes, pay attention the the episode numbers, i will put [ ] in bold at the beginning and end of spoilers!

12. Top 5 ships

5. faith x myself because have you seen faith? shes such a babe! spare consensual kiss maam?

4. willow x oz, i dont know if this is an unpopular or not but i feel like if the 90s had been more accepting of term then willow wouldve been bisexual, but like even now tv shows will rarely let characters say that word :( but anyway i love them! theyre both quirky and kinda awkward but its such a sweet relationship and you really see how they go from awkward crushes to an actual deep relationship, oz is one of my favourite characters too what a dude!

3. giles x jenny, mlmxwlw solidarity in this bisexual couple! there is no an ounce of straight between them and i love it, i love their dynamic, i love that giles *respects women* (im staring daggers at xander rn), also the original girlboss x malewife couple askdjaksjhd

2. drusilla x spike, these two!!!!!! once again a bisexual couple with zero straight between them, the vibes are off the charts. sexy vampires, goth x punk love, i just love them man, and their relationship is so interesting to delve into. like theyre vampires, theyre soulless and yet they have a capacity for love, they care deeply for eachother, theyre so tender towards eachother in season 2 in the way they take turns to care for one another, also drusilla picking spike up with one hand made me gay and thats on that

1. willow x tara!!!!! lesbians man lesbians! they have a beautiful relationship, until a certain point wink wink, they feel like a perfect match, willows become more outgoing due to buffy and xander snd having a proper group of friends, so its cool to see her as the more outgoing independant one in the relationship, and tara is such a honey 🥺 the biggest sweetheart in the world what a babe!!!! also like how groundbreaking was their relationship? as a queer couple, they had p much the dame amount of screentime as a aueer relationship today! and willow says the word lesbian so many times and is always making gay jokes which is something shows today are too scared to do, its honestly refreshing which is weird for a show in the 90/00s

12. Top 5 episodes

this is so hard because its such a damn good show so i had to rlly be picky about this but here we go

5. 6x22 ‘grave’- i watched buffy for the first time last year at work coz i worked with one other person just packing shit, and THIS was the episode that made us cry infront of eachother. the scene with willow and xander at the end is one of my all time favourite scenes and like legit we were watching and we starting going like ha.. this is so sad Q_Q and we looked at eachother and we were both crying akdjdjsjdhs its SO GOOD, like this is a friendship ive been so invested in and [seeing xander be able to pull her back from that dark place was so heart wrenching and amazing god its so good]

4. 3x12 ‘helpless’ - im finishing up s2 in my rewatch rn so i havent rewatched this one to double check but i remember loving it man. buffys father daughter relationship with giles is my favourite of the whole show they make my heart ache, so i love that this is an episode that really shows you how dedicated giles is to her, [its the breaking point where he finally disregards the fact that hes a watcher and acts as her father once and for all, its a turning point for their relationship where he is finally embracing the fact that shes like a daughter to him and i just love to see it Q_Q get you a dad who will leave his lifes calling for you]

3. 4x22 ‘restless’ - season 4 is interesting coz it has really good episodes and them some gd awful ones 😂😂 but this one just blew me away, i love a good character study episode and this is THE SHIT! its so weird and creepy but in the most perfect way, its not on the nose its so subtle, it feels like an uncanny valley version of buffy almost, i like that they finished the season first and then took this episode to do something out of the box and different i feel like it lets them fully explore this idea without the pressure of needing plot included. [also the cheese man is iconic. dont however like xander being all nasty with willow and tara but whats new there man]

2. 1x12 ‘The Prophecy Girl’ - for my first watch of buffy i wasnt that into the first season, like i enjoyed it but i didnt think it was anything super special? but this episode changed EVERYTHING for me. up until now buffy had been fun, witty, charming, but not anything new atleast for me, maybe in the 90s it was but right now its your average teen supernatural show. but this episode!!!! the emotion! buffy facing her death, her speech about how shes just 16 and shes scared and she doesnt want to die, that is what i wanna see!! its heartbreaking and it made me cry, and then it gives us the wonderful moment of giles trying to take her place and buffy realising that she has to be the one to do it, man its so good! basically anything with buffy and giles being a duo is gonna make it an automatic yes from me and this is indeed the case for this episode, i just love that the show remembers that shes a child! shes not brave all the time, shes not strong all the time, shes just doing her best and sometimes its overwhelming, 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 i bow to this episode

1. 2x17 ‘passion’ - i know i just sang praises about prophecy girl but THIS EPISODE IS THE SHIT, the best episode full stop. i wont accept any argument. angel is probably my favourite big bad, its so funny to see plain bread, mopey brooding angel become this charismatic, funny, poetic, blood thirsty angelus, hes everything i want in a villain and in this episode he delivers! rip jenny tho love her. i think the tension built around angel is so good, because of his drawings and notes left around, every scene youre worrying like is he here now? are they safe or what? its so tense! and also it is me and im a slag for buffy x giles father daughter moments and this episode fucking delivers! giles discovering jennys dead body is probably one of the best scenes on the show, the dramatic irony is heAVY, we know jenny is dead, we know that these flowers arent from her, but giles is so so happy, and i want to see him happy but you just know somehing horrific is about to happen and damn does it. its a masterpiece! i love jenny and giles so much it is so sad, but also the fact that it gave us that scene makes me almmmoost ok with it? i also love the moment where giles breaks down in buffys arms, hes been there for her and now shes returning the favour and hes accepting it i just 😭😭😭 also on a different note, angels narration of this episode is amazing! it gives us great insight to who he is as “evil angel” and like even though hes awful i was also kind of rooting for him coz hes just such a great villain

sorry this is so long lmao, last question!

17. Which characer do you wish had less of a focus on them in the show?

i dont wanna get yelled at butttttt i dont like the amount of focus on dawn. i think it makes sense for the her first season considering the story arc but that season really does double down its focus onto dawn and buffy and it barely leaves room for anyone else to have a storyline, it keeps the episodes super depressing too its like a constant level of just sadness the whole time because we’re so stuck in THEIR arc, theres no room to balance it out and have a breather, some people might like that its more serious but i really really didnt like, i love episodes like prophecy girl where it is campy and brings the more emotional notes in when the time comes, but dawns whole arc is just constantly depressing the whole time i just hate it, and also just shes not a character i felt i could connect to because of how suddenly shes introduced, so its weird to have her SO focused on in the first half of that season coz we dont know her yet so i feel like the emotional moments dont land the way that they should? basically they shouldve eased us into dawn or introduced her differently and maybe i would like her enough to want the focus on her but i really just dont

adksjakjshd apologies for the essay this is, thanks for the ask!

[kibybun]

The Feeling is Mutual

Yandere Hawks x Yandere + Tsundere reader

Tw: yandere, obsession, stalking, cussing, violence, murder

Enjoy!

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You were currently running for your life. Why? Because you're a badass. But really, a sleazy pervert thought he had the right to touch you. Too bad, you punch quite hard.

"Get back here you little bitch!" The pervert was definitely strong due to his muscular build but you were definitely fast.

Thundering footsteps take the quiet alley by storm as you start to pull ahead of him.

"Go suck a dick, you bag of cat piss!" You look back to mock him but your feet disapprove. Your face scrapes against the lose gravel along with your hands and knees. "Fuck...."

"Wanna repeat yourself?" He comes to a stop at your side, bends down, and yanks you up by your hair.

"You disgusting bag of cat piss!" Once again you're too cocky for your own good. You spit in his face and he throws you against the wall.

"Little bitch!" He wipes his face before grabbing your throat, pinning you to the wall, and raising his fist.

"Do it, you bag of cat piss!"

His face fumes red as he tries to hit you, only to be stopped by vivid red feathers.

"What the hell?" His grip on you loosens so you take the opportunity to kick him in his precious no-no square. He collapses in pain and grovels on the ground.

"Hehe do I get a thanks for saving that pretty face of yours?" You instantly feel your blood boil but as you look at your "savior" the only thing you feel heat up are your cheeks.

His whole appearance was absolutely delicious but what caught you most was how god damn beautiful his wings are.

"Hehe what's wrong, like what you see?" This over grow chicken then takes it upon himself to flex his arms and wings.

You scoff. "Nope." 'What. The. Fuck. What's wrong with you me!?!' You turn to hide your blushing face to help imply your unimpressed demeanor.

"Owwww you wound me! Anyway why were you running from that guy, doll?" You choke on the air, trying to register the pet name he gave you.

"Pfft doll? Try coming up with something more original, stranger." As you make your witty remark, both of you fail to notice the pervert silently escaping. It wasnt like he mattered anyway.

"Fair point, angel. Name's Hawks." He holds out a hand for you to shake. Somehow this name was even more cheesy but you loved it.

"As if that's better..." 'Shut the hell up with your sass!'

You go to shake Hawks' hand but before you can grab his, he grabs yours. He swiftly but gently pulls your hand to his lips to place a kiss atop of it. You snatched your hand away at mock speed.

Embarrassed and flustered to manage to stutter out, "H-hey! That's disgusting! I still have no idea who the hell you are!" But you loved it oh so much.

He merely laughs. "Well you can trust me, plus I dont know who you are so, what's your name?"

"What do you mean 'you can trust me'?"

"Awe, ignoring my question? Anyway what I mean by that is I'm pretty trustworthy. Being number 2. hero and all." Hawks leisurely puts his hands behind his head.

All you felt was utter shock. Not only did the number 2. hero come and "rescue" you but he has been FLIRTING with you.

"So? I still dont know who you are." 'Oh my god, you absolute idiot you have no hope.' But he just laughs it off.

"Still a valid point so let's make a deal. I give you my first name and you give me yours plus your number." You have to stop yourself from gagging at how adorable and cheesy that was.

You give him a deer in the headlights look.

"Oh c'mon! I'm basically putting my whole identity on the line and all I'm asking is for your digits plus a name."

"But why?" 'Stop questioning it and take it!'

"Why not?" You give a final scoff before mumbling something. "Can you repeat that a little louder angel?"

"(y/n)."

"(y/n). (y/n).(y/n).(y/n).(y/n).(y/n).(y/n).(y/n).(y/n)."

"What the hell are you doing? Stop saying my name." 'No, please keep saying it.'

"I'm saying it eight times so I never forget it. Cuz, ya know, eight on its side is the infinity symbol." He smiles the most innocent and pure smile anyone could make.

Your heart squeezes as you cant handle this. "That's dumb..."

"Maybe but you still need to give me your number."

"Name first."

"Ooo assertive, I like!" He steps closer causing you to step back.

'Please come closer.'

Very quickly your back hits the wall and Hawks brings his face dangerously close to your ear.

"Keigo." His voice was deep and had the effect of honey in your ear. It happened slowly leaving the sound stuck in your ear yet still traveling through your body.

As quickly as it happened, Keigo had pulled away and passed you his phone.

"Keep my name a secret, 'kay?" He smiles and winks only causeing you to function less and less.

"Whatever..." You put in your number and name, passing the phone back to Keigo.

"Thanks angel! I'd love to text you right away but I'm still on patrol so be sure to look out for my text later!" He swoops up your hand again to give it another kiss before flying off.

"Hey!" His response was laughter. As you begin to walk back towards your destination your face cools and you hold your hand close.

'He's suck a dummy but he's my dummy.'

Around 6:30 pm you receive a text from an unknown number.

'Hey angel.'

'Hey over grown chicken.' "Why the hell are you being so mean?!"

'lol are you calling me big?'

'Nope, tiny with succulent wings.'

'So you're only using me for my wings?! 😭'

'Yup!'

'Daw you dont need to lie to me angel.'

'But lying is so fun~'

'So you were lying!'

'....shit.'

'Ha! I knew I was irresistible.'

'Irresistible to carnivores.'

'You're an omnivore.'

'I have amazing self control.'

'Oh? prove it.'

'Pfft how?"

You leave the kitchen with your snack and plop on your bed. You were too engrossed in your conversation with Keigo that you didnt notice him peering through your window.

He simply adored how you try to contain how happy you become when you get a message from him.

Now was the test to see if you truely had amazing self control. Your phone buzzes and you quickly switch to your messages only to nearly die.

Inches from your face was the sexiest abb picture you've ever seen. His body was so well toned and to add to the picture his wings make up most of the background with very little blue sky poking through.

You were too distracted oogling and drooling over a simple picture it took a moment before you noticed his next texts.

'How's that self control treating ya?'

'I bet you're drooling over me.'

You pout, send a reply, and set your phone down.

'I think I'm a vegan now.'

After a second Keigo can notice the panic on your face as a faint "was that too mean?" was heard.

'Then I guess I'm the forbidden fruit.'

You bite your lip as you switch over to social media. Before your little banter started you were stalking his accounts. You didnt follow him or like any of his posts so he wouldnt be given that satisfaction but you truely did like them.

The only thing you disliked was how there were other girls who thought they could ever get with YOUR Hawks. He asked YOUR number and gave YOU his name. Clearly he was yours.

'Hey, you still there?'

'I like forbiden fruit. I have to shower. I'll text you in the morning, sweet dreams❤'

Keigo's heart flutters at the simple message. He flies home to shower as well.

While in the shower you slowly think of ways to eliminate the girls who think they can look at your Darling.

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Two weeks have passed and have you been a little busy bee. You had to work to sustain life but you made it to every event your beloved was at. You made it to every meet and greet, interview, photoshoot, villain attack, his window at night. It really helped that you have a stealth quirk, so that way you wont be entirely in debt!

It wasnt like Keigo to not notice he was being followed, he knew exactly what you were doing, but he felt too endeared that his angel was watching out for him. He was also quite impressed on how you were able to sneak into his interviews and photoshoots.

Keigo felt guilty not being able to give you the attention you deserve but he tries to make up for it by watching you on his patrols and after you leave his house to go to sleep.

Tonight was no different as Keigo was perched on your apartment balcony. You liked to sleep with the curtains drawn back so you can see the stars but you always forgot to lock that door. Did you ever lock it?

Keigo silently fusses over how dangerous that is as he opens the door and kneels down at the side of your bed. His left hand holds on of yours as his right cups your face.

He was addicted to watching your sleeping face. So innocent. Plus he got a break from your adorable tsundere additude. Dont get him wrong, he loved it just he desires affection too.

He slowly retracts his hands to pull out his phone to take a picture. He probably had hundreds of pictures of your sleeping face but he needed to document everything. Tonight you must be having a bad dream, evident by the fact your eyebrows were scrunched and you sticking your tongue out ever so slightly.

"You need to stop being so adorable angel." He takes his pictures and kisses you forehead.

He wanted nothing more than to cuddle you but he had an extra early patrol. He slides the door to your balcony closed and flies off.

When you wake up with your mouth dryer than a desert. "Blah..." You grab your phone and text Keigo.

'Goodmorning early bird.'

You knew he'd be awake. You had memorized his schedule. Today after patrol he had a meet and greet then a photoshoot.

'Morning beautiful.'

You truely cant help smiling and blushing at all the cute things he says to you.

'How'd you sleep?'

'What's this? Concern????'

You roll your eyes at his teasing continue to eat your breakfast.

'Keep teasing me and it wont happen again.'

'lol sorry angel, I slept ok but it would've been better with you~'

Did he just say that? Oh my god he just said that.

(y/n). exe has stopped working. As your brain starts to reboot, your phone pings.

'How'd you sleep?'

The witty comments part of your brain was still rebooting, preventing the tsundere in you to actually work.

'Maybe if we spent the night together we'd sleep better.'

Now this caught Keigo off guard. He expected to be called a pervert or weirdo. Not for you to agree.

'Do you maybe wanna watch a movie tonight?'

He gotta shoot his shot sometime. Why not now?

Your brain could not comprehend what was happening. Were you dreaming? No, your sure you're awake. Was he joking? No, he didn't seem like the type to jokingly ask that. Maybe the world was just rewarding you for being so dedicated and loyal. That's probably it.

'Where and when?'

Keigo does a few flips in the sky to try and ease his excitement. Too bad that fails. "Its a date!"

'6 @ my place?'

'You better pick me up on time and have dinner prepared.'

'Anything for you angel!'

"Oh my fucking god it's a date." You jump up and down excited, running to your closet to pick out your outfit.

Since it wasnt a fancy restaurant or anything you decide to go more casual. A cute sundress maybe? Either way you put on your outfit and head out the door to go to your darling's meet and greet. It wasnt too far from your apartment so you were able to take a leisurely stroll there.

As you arrive you see the big crowd already forming. You didnt want to get your outfit dirty so you decide to stay more towards the back. A peppy blonde girl pushes you slightly to the side.

"Bitch.." you mumbled under your breath.

"Uh what did you just say?"

Not wanting to embarrass Keigo or have him have to separate a girl fight you decide to step down. "Nothing."

"Good choice bitch."

As the two of you reach the middle of the crowd, the girl takes out her phone. It was hard not to ease drop when she is purposely talking in your ear.

"Hawks is so hot. I bet he has a big dick too. Maybe after this he'll let me take some of that stress off of him~!" She puffs her chest out trying to get a reaction from you.

On the outside you're calm and collected but inside all hell was breaking lose. You wanted to snap her neck, pull out her fingernails, and slice off her tits.

Seeing as you're unfazed she continues. "I bet he'd be screaming how good I make him feel. He'd ask for my number and I'd break his heart. He is just a hunky of meat after all."

That's it.

You activate your stealth quirk and she questions where you went. You pull out a knife you always have on you, just in case, and glide it against her throat in a swift but silent manner. She collapses to the ground and a shrill scream sounds, alerting everyone near.

Before you run, you look at Keigo. His eyes meet yours. You know he can see you even if you were invisible. You know he knows you just killed her. His face holds disbelief but his eyes shimmer and smile for him.

You run from the crime scene and wash the blood from your hands.

Six o-clock slowly arrives and there was a knock on your door. You know its Keigo but you dont know how he found your adress. Opening the door you see him smiling so brightly.

"My little angel shed her white wings!" He traps you in a hug. You gladly hug him back.

"You're not mad?"

"Of course not! You did it for me didnt you?" You look up at him and nod. "Then its perfectly fine." He smiles at you before picking you up bridal style and closing your door.

"We better hurry, dinner is getting cold."

Loosely based on my Stalker x Stalker headcanons! Thank you so much for reading, have an amazing day!

Kiby~💚

[bang-bangtan-boys]

Proposal

{Yoongi x M! Reader}

Warnings: none

Summary: Can I request male reader proposing to bts ( or only Yoongi) pls???? Thankssssss

Sry for taking so long to get this out :/

You held the small box close to your chest, looking over your outfit in the mirror. Yoongi was waiting outside the door for you, also suited up. Neither of you wore ties, deciding that even though this was a formal date, it was also just you two, so it didn’t matter. ‘Except it does matter,’ you thought to yourself, ‘Everything matters today…’ you eyes the [f/c] tie on the counter, before moving you gaze to the door to open it. The box had made its way to your back pocket as you flashed Yoongi a smile. “Let’s go?” You asked. He nodded, holding his hand out lazily for you to hold. You did so, and began pulling him with you.

Yoongi slid into the passenger's seat as you did with the driver's seat. It was better this way, since your car wasn’t big and pure ivory black like the ones Yoongi had to ride in. But that was only as a member of BTS. Right now, he was Min Yoon Gi, and he was with you…

Yoongi rested his head against the window, eyes closing as the hum of the car lulled him to relaxation. You wondered if he was asleep, seeing as he didn’t snore or anything. When you made it to the fancy restaurant, you lightly shook him. “Hyung, we’re here,” you said to him, and he groaned. He rubbed his eyes and looked at you, giving a barely noticeable smile and walked out, grasping your hand gently before letting it go. His other hand went into his blazer pocket, and he walked to the front. You opened the door for him, entering the beautifully lit area after him. Yoongi looked around, eyes showing childish awe while the rest of his face held its usual bored, dead expression. You had reserved a seat for the both of you yourself with the money you earned from your small job. Yoongi was proud of you, and he’d made it his goal to stress it to you. You turned to him, smiling, “They’re going to take a few minutes to clean the table, we have to wait a bit.”

Yoongi nodded, sitting on one of the cushion couches while you sat in the one across from him. That was strange; why didn’t you sit next to him? There was a seat right there, so why didn’t you take it? He frowned, a small pout playing to his lips. Now that he noticed it, you were rather fidgety and nervous, constantly rubbing your hands against your clothed knees. He moved seats to sit next to you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his head on your shoulder. You blushed, letting out a cough, “Hyung, w-what are you doing?”

“What does it look like I’m doing? Hugging my boyfriend, that’s what I’m doing…”

“But Hyung, we’re in public- your reputation-”

“Fuck my reputation… actually, just fuck me.”

“Hyung-“

“Shut up and hug me back, idiot.”

You returned the gesture seconds after, placing your head on his head and your arms around his slim waist. You may have been younger, but both your build and your height made everyone think Yoongi was at least five years younger than you. Yoongi minded at first, saying he ‘wasn’t that short’ and ‘had hit puberty first, meaning his voice was deeper and he was older’, but everyone just skimmed over that and continued their assumptions anyway.

After a few minutes, a waiter called you over. You had hooked Yoongi’s arm under yours as you walked, separating so you could sit across from each other. You hadn’t made much conversation aside from asking what other thought was good on the menu. Once your order was done, you let the water take your menus. Yoongi then rested his cheek on his hand, the other hand moving to feel his first arm as he looked at you, “You know, this type of thing isn’t really how I’d spent a Saturday night…” he started, and your heart dropped. He continued, “But… I’m proud of you. I know you worked really hard to afford a reservation here and I applaud you for that.” He gave a sweet smile, “I have a wonderful, handsome, hard working boyfriend to call my own.”

“Hyung…” you whimpered, wiping your slightly tears eyes. Yoongi perked up, “Ah- shit… i didnt mean to make you cry.” He reached over to get a napkin to wipe your face, but you just waved your hand dismissively, “No I’m- I’m fine. It’s okay, Hyung… I’m fine…” Yoongi nodded, placing the cloth back to its original spot. You composed yourself before the waiter came with your food. You stood up, looking at Yoongi, “I need to use the bathroom.” Yoongi nodded, sipping a glass of water.

You pulled the waiter with you- BamBam, read the name tag- and you spoke to him, “Sir, if you could please dim the lights at around-” you checked your watch, “- 9.30, and get your musicians to play something for me? I am about to propose to the man across from me-” you prayed he wouldn’t throw you two out for being homosexuals, “and it’s really nerve wracking for me and i just want everything to be perfect. Oh god, what if he says no? Oh Jesus, lord, dear god. I’m burnt toast…” you continued to rant softly to yourself, before a hand on your shoulder snapped you out of your thoughts. It was the waiter, “You’ll be fine, sir. I’ll ask the band and see if the chefs can arrange the lights for you. I understand, you’ll be alright.” The comfort helped you, and you relaxed, smiling gently. “Thank you,” you said simply, planning on giving him your entire next paycheck to him as a tip for being so generous.

You came back, smiling brightly as you were unable to contain it, “Hey Hyung!” Yoongi cocked an eyebrow, swallowing the food in his mouth, “Was your pee trip so good you feel the need to be all sunny?” You shook your head, a flustered expression on your face now instead. “Hyung! You’re so loud!”

“I can be louder if you want… like-” his voice lowered, and you sat down, leaning closer to hear what he had to say, “Like when you’re pounding into me so hard i can see the whole universe, or when you tease me so much i cant stand it and i feel like I’m on cloud nine. Or when-”

“Okay!” You interjected, voice cracking slightly as you gained the attention of those around you, “That’s enough, thank you!”

Your food was devoured rather quickly and you sat there, searching for the mop of red hair that belonged to your assistant in this ‘operation’. When you spotted him, he flashed you a smile and gave a thumbs up. Earlier, you had given him music sheets you had in your back pocket. It was a self written piece of sheet music from ‘Save Me’, a much more soft tone to it instead of the usual upbeat one. The musicians had it in front of them, and they began playing. Yoongi perked up instantly at the song, remembering it quite quickly. He looked around, wondering if anyone had noticed him, before gasping. “You ,” he said, almost accusingly, but you knew it was actually excitement, “You did that, didn’t you. Why?” You giggled, watching as the lights dimmed. This gathered everyone’s attention, and they looked around, probably wondering the worst case scenario. Yoongi stared at you, waiting for an answer. BamBam gave you a Bigger smile, using both hands to give you a thumbs up. You nodded, and Yoongi looked behind him. When he looked back forward, you were kneeling before him. The box was opened to reveal the pretty blue-ish white diamond adorned on a silver ring. Yoongi gasped at the sight; the ring was truly beautiful.

“Min Yoon Gi,” you began, and some people gasped at the name, “You have offered me nothing but kindness- of course, aside from the first years of elementary, where you shoved bulgogi down my shirt and i was forced to go home. You were lucky, and only got a detention for ruining my Captain America shirt,” you chuckled, and Yoongi did too, but he still felt bad about it, “When I saw you again, you had already graduated high school. The only reason i saw you again was because you came back to help clean the lockers. Who knew I’d have your old one?” Yoongi scoffed, arms crossing while his left leg rested on top of his right thigh. He smirked, eyeing you to continue, “Since then, we’ve grown closer throughout friendship. Eventually, it turned to liking and then loving each other. Somewhere down the line, I dont know how.” Some people chuckled, others murmured amongst themselves. “Either way,” you continued, “Nothing I say can make you want to, but- somewhat like i said all those years ago- would you maybe consider marrying me?” Your head tilted, and Yoongi couldn’t help but compare you to a dog, and he chuckled. Your heart sank as he shook his head, as if he were disapproving you. You dropped your arms slightly, shoulers sinking as you looked down. The music had stopped playing, and more chattering could be heard in the background.

“You idiot,” Yoongi said, leaning forward to lift your chin, “Of course i would.” You let out a sigh of relief, smiling. Tears began to flow down your cheeks and Yoongi wiped them away with his thumbs. “Aish, dont cry,” he said, “you kid…” you nodded, standing up now and towering over his smaller frame. You tried to put the ring on his finger, but you shook too much, so Yoongi did it for you. He sighed, taking your cheeks and kissing you, you wrapped your arms around him and some people cheered. Others began to pack their things and leave. BamBam walked up to you two to congratulate you, opening a party popper to celebrate. “Meal’s on me,” he said, laughing gently while Yoongi tried to remove the strings in his hair. You chuckled, “That wont be necessary, I-”

“Are you kidding? That was the cutest shit I have ever seen,” he said, “Don’t even bother. That ring looks expensive, might as well not trouble you more, right?” You shook your head, “That meal would cost you an arm and a leg, its fine. Really-”

Yoongi sighed, taking his wallet and pulling out a 100 dollar bill. ‘Wow,’ you thought, ‘what a flex…’

“To pay for our meal. Keep the change for yourself, ‘kay? Buy something nice or something,” he pat BamBam’s cheek softly, turning to walk with you back to your car. You did so, tripping over yourself a few times. Yoongi pulled the keys out of your pocket once you got outside, giving them to your hands, “You drive by my directions, okay?” He said. You whined, “But i wanna go hoooome~” Yoongi shook his head, “You gave me a wonderful surprise, now its time for me to return the favor.”

You drove based on his instructions, realizing you were going to the BigHit Studio. You gave Yoongi a confused face, “Wha- why are we here?” He shook his head, taking you arm and leading you to his ‘Genius Lab’. You followed suit, and he shoved you against the couch as soon as you entered. You fell back with an ‘oof’, and Yoongi sat on top of you, blazer removed as he began grinding down against you. “Wha- Yoongi-”

“Face it,” he said breathlessly, “Two guys in South Korea cant get officially married. So,” he leaned down to your ear, panting against it as he chuckled, “Might as well make this our first night as husbands, right? What better than exploring each other?”

You two had fun that night, lets say that...

[umbillicalnoose]

i think that you would think im pretty and would like my poetry and i want to share it with you. im shy.

to be honest, im very apathetic these days. im not the nice “cutesy baby flower petal boy” i used to be. a lot has happened & im bitter & sullen & all in all, a pretty shitty friend/person to know. i used to possess some redeeming qualities, believe it or not, even if they were construed by the subconscious in an attempt to be likeable - a facade, even tho its only a facade, is still tangible, still there, is still something, even if not authentic. is poorer character forgivable in the name of presenting more authentically? but nah. that makes it sound like im putting effort into being a better person, which im not. im just sort of fried & done. its been a very long time since i played the role i built for myself on here of the “small fawn boy who wants to help girls” lmaooo. how embarrassing. altho, i was just a kid, & i guess, if you had a tumblr as a teenager, you went thru some cringe (i know the use of that word has fallen in on itself & adopted its own definition but for lack of a better one) ass phases, whether it was kinning or malingering mental illness or oh fucking christ, all that gender bullshit, etc etc. from what ive observed, tho, loosely following kids im still casually friends with that i met on here, i think we’ve all managed to Grow The Fuck Up, at least a little. most of us have jobs or r in school or have partners - growing up & moving on is a very surreal experience to watch/go thru. im moving at my own pace & ive accepted that - im still currently using & starving myself & concocting a suicide plan every day but at least i use clean needles as much as possible, i actively & honestly do strive for the bare minimum calorically, & um able to work with the mentality of “well ill have this when i need it but todays not that day” a lot more readily, in relation to suicide shit. ive finally found a therapist who Really Gets It, is a frontrunner internationally on ritual & extreme abuse & mind control. its pretty incredible what a few years with a good therapist can do. anyways. im sorry, i know you didnt ask for all this & im not even sure why i divulged. i guess, what tipped me off, was your attempt at sounsing “cute” - dude, cut that shit out, i promise youll be a lot better off. & i know everyone interchanges aspects of their personality based on who theyre talking to/who they percieve themselves to be talking to, but i feel like not a lot of people give enough credence to the internet & its hand in shaping/molding young people, kids, vulnerable dumbasses, especially tumblr (tho, i get that its a relatively new phenomenon) - u get a bunch of the “weird”, “alternative”, ““ostracized” kids together on a website, of course its gonna nurture a culture of hypervalidatoon & pretending to be sick in order to fit in to the point that its not an act anymore & exacerbation of symptoms & basically, just sucking each others dicks, sitting in ur own shit, & never ending coddling. & then, you have the older group of kids, who have played this game before but instead of helping or ignoring the Dumbshit kids, they indulge their own normally-buried-but-unleashed-by-internet-anonymity sadism/human instinct to just be fucking dicks & so now you have this vicious cycle of anger & hatred & fucking melodrama up the urethra. im sorry, i know im comig off as/am being harsh but god fuckin dammit yknow? also, this isnt directed at you, specifically, more of a generalized thing, @ myself included. so uh. i mean, if u still wanna share it with me after reading all this, id be happy to read ur poetry. i used to be over the top nice & then reverted to Major Asshole & am now trying to find that sweet middle spot - honoring & allowing myself to share my pain without putting it on others. which is really hard!! cuz becoming a Dick was difficult in that it forced me to be more honest with my true self & as such, more vulnerable - now in trying to become Kinda Nice again because despite being a pulsating scrotom, ive had the intense desire for friendship & human interaction, while simultaneously doing things that i was consciously aware was pushing others away - but then, if i pretend to be nice, where does that authenticity i worked for & was so scared of go? & i dont mean telling someone their new haircut looks nice even when it doesnt - thats just not being a dick. but i guess, those r the normal trials & tribulations of any relationship & adolescent developing identity. which is weird too - dealing with “normal” issues, i mean. whats the point if your life/limbs/breaking point arent at risk? whats the point when your best friends already dead. im sick of people calling "survivors” (despise that word, so fucking female-originated & overdramatic) “brave” & “strong” - surviving is not brave or strong. its just survival. you wouldnt call an animal brave for running for its life from a predator but you would call a dog courageous for going into a burning building to save its owner. premeditated action on the notion that you are probably going to be hurt is brave. being subjected to pain with no choice is not. theres no “silver lining” or anything “good” to be drawn from it either - sure it may have made x a more compassionate person or made y more introspective & gentle but you know what would have been even fucking better??? if the shit hadnt happened in the first place! let x be an asshole & y be self absorbed - the “benefits”, so to speak, do not outweigh the cost, not by a long fucking shot. its not only patronizing to hear garbage like that, but a slap in the face to know that anyone could possibly see anything good coming from that nightmare & that the characteristics, good or bad, you developed either in response to or as a result of, are worth praise. dont tell me im strong for doing what i had to to escape a torture chamber - tell me im perseverant for studying my ass off & passing that test last week. in the words of one of my dearest & most fucking brilliant friends, “pain doesnt owe me/you purpose - the need to intellectualize & assign meaning to pain & death is not only futile, but harmful.” & honestly, i think that it stems from weakness (in most cases - i realize theres a plethora of other reasons such as those who r just desperate for something to hold on to or r hyperintellectual & analytical or who have been pressured by external “support” systems to find the “good” etc etc) - while the majority of people view the person who “can find the good in everything” (strictly speaking only in relation to trauma/tragedy here & more in denunciation of those that celebrate this trait as opposed to vilifying “survivors” who respond this way, though in my experience, its very very very rarely the “survivor” that perpetrates this ideology ) as strong, i sort of see it as a weakness - their inability to sit with & absorb their own pain or that of others is so strong that not only do they have to frantically pull rainbows out of the teeth of a meat cleaver, they also have to exist within this strange (tho, not malicious - more subconscious) superiority complex. like, nah, dude, some times shit is just awful. you cant tell me anything fucking good came out of a four year old girl being kidnapped, gangraped, & tortured for two years, before being impaled & left to die on a stake. her mom opened a non profit organization? oh well thank fucking god for that!!! those that believe the latter to be more “enlightened” or whatever the fuck r the same people who say shit like “dying is easy - living is harder” & i get that that its supposed to be interpreted metaphorically for the most part - giving up is easy, trying isnt (which also.....isnt true??? admitting defeat & fully accepting the fact that ur fucking helpless is beyond hard lmao???) - but pretend youre somewhere, anywhere outside ur sunny little fucking yoga studio full of white women whos biggest issues r the pta & johnny whos failing math, & lets say your life is in real, imminent danger, a gun is to your head & i want you to not scream or cry or beg for ur life since dying is “easier”. if dying is so easy, why do the majority of ppl cling to it with such desperation - why is suicide illegal? why do some ppl go thru 100s of chemo treatments even tho the doctors say theyre just prolonging the inevitable, ppl who cut off a diseased arm so it wont spread, those who walk dozens of miles every day for food & water, etc? & i know & understand the survival instinct better than anyone, even when i wanted to die more than anything, my natural instincts would kick in with no conscious neural input & id do what i had to do. im not condemning those who cling to life (ok - a little. ur wasting resources out of ur own fear. but i also realize thats just me being a Fucking Asshole As Always cuz technically, im doing the same thing tho its more due to lack of opportunity rather than fear. i just think, societally, death should be more normalized, discussed, & not made out to be so unknown & scary), instead just reprimanding those who say shit like that (inspirational facebook quotes). especially cuz most of the ppl who do spew that shit have never gone thru anything even remotely difficult - their worst nightmare is a Big Scary Black Man grabbing them on the street, mugging them, & touching their tits. & i also know that these stupid ass sayings are to be applied to bullshit like exercise & fitness (“no pain no gain” is another one of my Favorites) & not fucking torture or even just ur run of the mill rape, even that would probably smash the rose tinted banana republic shades off their beverly hills tanned faces. but ive heard the no pain no gain one a handful of times in the last few weeks, specifically from doctors performing procedures in preparation for my bottom surgery. & i know its supposed to be encouraging & they have no way of knowing, but its just like, buddy, u have no idea who youre fucking talking to. & im starting to understand what THEY mean when they say it - pain with a reward is infinitely more tolerable than pain just for the sake of pain; like, a tattoo, it hurts, but u know, when its done, its gonna be sick as fuck. when u r able to fall back on the idea that its for something u rlly want, its A Lot easier to handle as opposed to pain thats Just Pain - theres no reward for it except, i guess, that the more u experience it, the closer u r to the end of it lmao. i mean, i still hate when ppl say it cuz for most of my life, pain was just pain, & the “reward” was the opportunity to go home at the end & so whenever ppl say that, my mind just immediately resorts back to that & im just like haha fuck u. but im trying to remember my experiences r definitely not universal & im starting to sorta understand what they mean i think. but, flipping gears here, & going back to the sentiment of “everything happens for a reason”, the base philosophy of psuedo deep Fuckwads - a girls dad didnt fuck her “for a reason”, everything doesnt happen “for a reason”. like ok, hypothetically, the kid he impregnated her with & that she was forced to have at 12 may surpass all odds & not become a homeless junkie & instead become a world renowned doctor who finds the cure for cancer. but she wasnt raped repeatedly from the age of six for that “reason”, no matter what anyone says & honestly, the liberation of the masses does not justify the suffering of one, especially a child. in my eyes at least. but again, im a bitter asshole. sorry i just Went The Fuck Off here oh my god.....if u read all this, thanks, pal. if not, thats cool too. but yea, send me ur stuff, id totally be down to read it. as for me potentially thinking ur cute, i have to look at my disgusting shitstain of a “face” every goddamn day so everyone else to me is fuckin aphrodite. but im also tryin to not put so much worth into physical appearance- its not something that should be complimented cuz its just smth a person was born with which is the same reason it shouldnt be insulted. this is gonna sound gay & stupid but i personally find that a persons essence & personality really permeates. you can meet someone who, objectively, isnt all that great looking, but once u get to know them, u really see their beauty - how the sun catches in their hair, their dilated pupils looking up at u from under long eyelashes in the dark, the birthmark on their right shoulder that they despise but that is so Them, the gap in their teeth, etc. & idk how to phrase this without it sounding like “well ur ugly but at least ur a good person”, cuz that only reiterates the societally indoctrinated emphasis on appearance & my kneejerk reaction to assure the person in question that thats not what im saying is only another result of that!!! its inescapable!!! but no, really, its not just a matter of “its on the inside that counts” - physically, they change or maybe, actually this is more likely, when i first meet them, my “default” eyes r just looking for features that i know im immediately attracted to (tall, blonde, sickly as in sunken eyes sticklike pale but still looks like she could & will beat the shit out of me) but as i fall in love or get to know them better, my eyes adjust & i notice & adore the beauty that was there all along. so uh. idk if ill think ur “cute”. but probably, yes, ill think ur an angel.

[wtfdavidsvlogs]

Not here...Not now (D.D)

Warnings: talks of naked bodies, nudes, swearing, dirty talk, sexting,

Requested: Anon said

You're supposed to meet with David after work at his place and he's been so busy with work lately you've been getting impatient. You show up, he's not there. You text to see where he is. He says he had to film with Jason driving around cause Jasons memory card broke. Annoyed but feeling flirty you step out of your comfort zone and start sending him pictures.

Gif by: @allthesepurplelights

I was finally on my way home. Thank the Lord. I seriously couldn’t have gotten out of that office quicker. I work in a tax office as a receptionist. I know worlds most boring fucking job ever. But it pays very well and money is not boring. Anyway, I was finally on my way to Davids place because we had previously agreed to stay in and just hang out. The two of us. We’ve both so busy with our work that we set aside tonight for us. I stop the car in the driveway after being let into the gate. I grab my bag, jacket, and my keys and make my way inside. I unlock the glass door and proceed to take off my glossy heather grey heels. I hang my keys on the hook and carry my bag to lay it down on the pool table.

“David! I’m home, baby!” I said excitedly. I waited a couple seconds for a response from him and nothing.

“David?!” I yell again while walking around the house. Confused, I decide to text him asking where he is.

You: Where are u?

It took him a while to text back with an excuse. I don’t want to sound petty and jealous but we set this day aside specifically.

David❤️: Holy shit, baby! I’m so sorry. I totally forgot. I had to film with Jason cause his memory card broke. I’m coming back right now.

“Aw man!” I yelled into the empty house. I knew he’d try and get here as soon as possible but it sucked that he wasn’t now. He does everything for me I should just be glad that he is trying. Some guys don’t but he does. As I start to trap myself in thinking about amazing my boyfriend is, an idea passed through my frustrated mind. Maybe he isn’t here, but I can sure as hell make him wish he was. I’ve been with this kid for 3 years, I know what it takes to ya know...get things started. I grab one of his shirts and my black lace panties. I throw my hair up and go to the mirror with my phone in hand. An outfit like this is sure to drive him nuts. I lift up the side of the shirt closest to the mirror and lean on my one leg to make my ass look big. I snap the picture and send it his way. This is revenge. He can never control himself when it comes to me no matter the time or the place.

Davids Pov

I felt awful. I know how long she’s been looking forward to our night and I ruined it. I told Jason the situation and he understood. He started to drive me back home which we were thirty minutes away from. When I suddenly get a picture sent to me from Y/N. I open my phone to see her in the big mirror with my shirt on and black underwear on.

“Jesus Christ.” I said quietly while choking on my tongue. She was gonna torture me in the car, over text message, with Jason in the car. She knows exactly how to fuck with me in that way and she knows I can’t control what happens down there when that time comes. I bite my lip and look to Jason who is too focused on the road to notice this. My fingers fly across the keyboard.

You: 1 image attachment

David❤️: Baby, not here...not now

Your Pov

It was working. I had this idea to start sending videos of me slowly taking off articles of clothing. I pressed record while doing different poses and stuff I then proceed to take off my panties and drop them on the floor. This was gonna kill him inside. But it wasn’t done there. I sent the video and felt absolutely no regret.

David pov

A video?! God this girl was trying to get me killed. I opened it while scooting a bit further back and raising my phone closer to my face. I press play and see her in the mirror still doing different poses amd she then uses one hand to remove her underwear and drop them on the ground. My jaw is practically on the floor. I watch the 9 second video over and over again to make sure what I’m seeing is real. I throw my head back whispering curse words to myself. I look back to my keyboard. This was starting and I couldn’t stop it.

David❤️: Stop. Now. I’m in a small car with Jason right now.

You: I bet this is killing you inside and you haven’t even seen me yet..

You: Dirty thoughts

She decided to send a video holding up the shirt passed her uncovered boobs. Exposing herself to me completely. I took a sip of water now sweat was running down places trying to keep myself contained. Oh my god this little bitch took it all off. She twirled around and shook her ass and ran off camera.

Your pov

I think I got my point across. In the last video I decided to shake my ass at the camera a little bit because David is and always has been, an ass man. That for sure drove him over the edge. I put my clothes back on because Davids guys friends would be arriving any second. I invited them over so that when David did get home he wouldn’t be able to get his hands on me. That would be the ultimate tease. A picture with these guys in mirror I was just naked in. I waited for them to arrive and literally in minutes they all did. I yelled hello and ushered them all inside. I greeted people and said hello to everyone. I suggested that we all take a picture in the mirror. I crouch down while the rest of them hold up peace signs or blessing positions. This was going to kill him.

Davids pov

One last picture I hoped. I open my phone to Y/N in the mirror with the guys. They had no idea what she was just doing. Now they are all going to be there when I get back so I will have to wait hours to get to her completely. She is the devil in an angels suit. She was the ultimate punisher. I inhale through my nose as we finally reached my house the driveway filled with cars. I walked in to all of the guys chilling and talking to one another some of them talking to Y/N. She gasped and got up slowly from her seat but came over to give me a kiss.

“Hi.” She said to me quietly. I looked at her up nd down. She looked like she had never done anything bad in her life. An innocent little snowflake but I was the only one that really knew how wrong that was. i touched her hip and pulled her a bit closer.

“I. Will deal with you later.” I growled in her ear. She shivered at the sound of me. Knowing I have that effect on her gives me such a power rush. She walks away from me swaying her hips back and forth in the process. God the things I was going to do to her. The night went on and we exchanged glances from time to time. When Zane was the last to leave Y/N shut the door behind him. I waited by sitting on the edge of the pool couch. She turned around and found me. She discarded her jacket.

“What now?” She said wrapping her arms around my neck. I stand up and I grab her ass so that she she can straddle me in the air. She wraps her little legs around me.

“Now, it’s my turn to tease you to death, and I won’t be going easy on you either.” I said into her ear. Her head leaned back as if she was gaining pleasure from me just talking to her like that.

“Is that a threat or a promise?” She said pecking my lips. I carry her into my room and throw her on the bed.

“You left me in a car trapped with Jason with all of these videos and pictures of you teasing me out of my mind which left me with the worst blue ball I’ve ever had and you have the audacity to ask me if I’m threatening you or promising this?” I said to her. She batted her thick lashes at me and looked up with her sparkling Y/E/C eyes. “Let’s just say...you’ll feel this tomorrow.”

Wow that took so much longer than I had originally thought. wow i hope you enjoyed anon!!

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WIP tag meme

aaah, I was tagged over 2 months ago by @parkkate O.O sorry for not doing this sooner @parkkate​ XD I’ve been offline for a few months! Just now catching up on everything I missed! but I’m ignoring asks for now because my inbox is a mess

The Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.

I’m gonna cheat and only do this for my drarry wips, since I post everything else on another account now, and tbh I have so many drarrys it’s still gonna be a long ass post XD

Oh man *sweats nervously* I’m a bit of a hoarder in all aspects of my life...I don’t even know where to begin! 

I’m not tagging anyone cos I was tagged 2 months ago and I have no idea who has and hasn’t done this and don’t want to be a pain. But if you wanna do it, go a head, and please tag me so I can be nosy and hopefully find someone with a wip problem as bad as my own so I can be less embarrassed XD

Also I’m putting this under a cut for reasons

1. 4th year au idea 

Sooooo, right off the bat, I often open a new file to jot down an idea even though I have docs specifically to dump ideas...and then at some point during the process of jotting down basic details of the idea...I start writing it....? This is one such occurrence...but I had to open it to check...and now I want to keep writing it XD

But also yikes it’s super dark

2. ... 4th year au idea

I swear, this is an entirely different wip and I am going ‘wtf’ at myself because wtf that’s confusing! I had also totally forgotten the existence of this before opening it....probably because of the name of it and the only reason I apparently have 2 files the exact same name is that one is a word doc and one is a libre office doc XD

3. drarry character death idea

Soooo, I need to stop turning idea files into wips without changing the names because I actually forget they are wips apparently

Also, I really want to finish this RIGHT NOW IT HURTS SO GOOD GIMME GIMME GIMME

4. Veela fic followup

LOL LOL LOL I’m rewriting my veela fic so I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to end up doing with this XD I might have to try and merge it with the re-write if the story has a similar outcome when I’m done. or maybe I’ll just turn this into its own thing....

5. Veela fic present tense

I really need to get back to working on this, this is actually the full re-write that re-doing the tenses spawned...I was binge writing this before my life went to hell but then my life went to hell and I went offline for like three months and didn’t do any writing or anything XD

although, the last time I looked at it I got the itch to change it back to past tense so who fucking knows what I’ll do with it now

6. Veela fic Draco pov

Curse my obsession with alternate povs of the same story and Draco for being such a good angsty pov

7. Veritaserum idea start

At least this one has ‘start’ in it so I know it is in fact a wip and not just an idea outline XD

7. Veritaserum

So, turns out I started that fic over in a new file and just left the old one lying around XD I do that too often. I should delete that other one...

Also...this better not turn into another ‘Amortentia’ with me unable to think of a fucking title and going with the file name because lame

This is also my first time trying to do god’s eye 3rd person instead of 3rd person pov...also first time trying to do this weird structure thing...I dunno but I like it XD

8.  CTS followup

9. CTS sequel

Two separate followups set at different times in the same story verse... I hate myself. I love them both. I can’t pick which one to stop writing so I’m gonna keep them both around and try and make them merge at some point...

10. MMB saying sorry

11. another erase the shame

12. next erase the shame

I work on followups and lose interest so often (usually because people bug me for followups and I get very ‘fuck you’ about it and stop writing them...but I keep them around and tinker with them every now and then soooo they’re still technically wips

13. Tea and Coffee oneshot series (Tea and Coffee, Coffee and Dark Marks, The Cottage Kitchen, next untitled one)

There’s also a present tense version of the first one of those *sweats nervously* first 3 are finished, of course, but my original purpose is lost to them becoming a long fic soo....gonna merge them into one long fic soon...once I decide what tense I like better......kill me now

14. Communion of the Soul (folder name)

This is the sequel to One Touch and this is spread across 5 files because apparently I did that and even though each time I got to work on it I have to figure out which file holds which part of the sequel timeline and which I feel like working on...I have yet to merge them into one file to make my life easier...

15. Crumbling Facade

ugh working on this always makes me want to re-write restraint and actually put in the major plot line, or what was supposed to be Harry’s major plot line before the relationship crap got away from me and I had to cut out all the plot stuff because by the time I got around to addressing it, it started reading like a completely different fic and I had to cut a huge chunk and end it instead, because back then I sucked more than I do now and couldn’t juggle

sooo...I still work on this in starts and stops and then get frustrated for having to stick to Restraint’s chain of events when I have better ideas now for working in Harry’s plot about his damn magic problem and ARRGEHGEHGFVEDHDBVUIOFNBFKDB EFBVJ

I should just let Crumbling Facade take me where it wants to take me and fuck Restraint

16. Potter’s Insatiable Heart

This is my longest wip at 130k XD and I’m stalling now because if I keep going with it where I was intending to go it will end up my longest fic and I’m getting intimidated by the length and how much work it will be to edit that long of a fic so I just go in and write a few paragraphs now and again, get scared of the length and move on to another wip XD

I also periodically binge read this bitch because I love it to death even though it’s severely flawed XD

17. Corset Drarry

oh boy, when I started writing this this I was weirded out by writing a kink I didn’t understand and kind of tailed off and left it...then I did kinktober for voltron and now I’m laughing at myself because corsets and lingerie is so fucking tame after that kinktober list and all the the crap I wrote for it XD

18. Music in the Periphery

Emily bugs me about finishing this a lot...I bug me about finishing it, progress is non-existent because I have a clear plan for it and when I have a clear plan I can’t write for shit

19. Saying Sorry (Round 2) (MMB)

I gotta kick that habit of starting over with something but keeping the first attempt and still working on it parallel to the second attempt, because then I wind up with 2 fics too similar to each other to post both and I’m completely unable to pick which one I like more *facepalm*

Also, MMB is dead if I can’t stop turning the next fic attempts into angst, I just look at that big fluffy mess and want to angst it all up

20. scrapped MMB ficlets - theo’s letter

not technically drarry thought the greater series is drarry...torn between making it mmb or making it its own fic for a rare pair

21. Weather the Storm

*cries* my 6th year war au, I have such plans for this, but the plans get in the way of writing =(

22. Soulmate AU (folder name)

fucking hell, this is 10+ files and I’m not naming all of them, current count is 5 completed versions 60k+ each, 1 incomplete alternate version, all of which I’m seriously unsatisfied with, none of which I can bear to delete, all of which I periodically go and tinker with, thus leaving them all wips i’m such a fucking hoarder but also I have never gotten over all the awful comments that were on the original soulmate fic on ffnet before my purge and now I can’t ever be satisfied unless it is perfect and wont result in such horrible comments again

23. Turnabout (folder name)

Once again, multiple wips in here of the same 60k finished fic I’ve been unhappy with since the moment I finished it and keep trying to fix by starting over and changing things here and there to change the course of the story. Honestly ready to hit the delete button with this one unless my latest attempt pans out, liking it so far buuuut I’m a mess about my writing so who knows

In the Ways that Matter was based off this fic XD

24. Dependency 

Oh boy, I abandoned this cos it was so dark I got too uncomfortable writing it...I’ve since started revisiting it after being in the Voltron fandom gave me a new tolerance range for dark content XD

Plan on posting this on anon if I ever finish it, obviously changing the title XD it stopped being relevant after the first 30k anyway 

25. Dependency V2

LOL light version of the above that removes most of the dark aspects while maintaining the core plot, but I’m finding it a bit dull XD not sure how long I’ll keep trying to chug along with it

26. *censored title*

hahahaha omg why is this in a different subfolder, this is actually one of the soulmate au ones only it’s actually a spin off au of the original soulmate one I from ffnet and therefore it’s new ground and I’m less unhappy with it

.....I’m probably going to stop working on turnabout today and work on this instead now

(censoring the name because I might post this on anon because I’m too scared to post another drarry soulmate fic under my own name)

27. Retrospection

Sooo, I’m always on and off this fic cos it triggers my anxiety and depression, but fuck that I want to write it so I keep trying XD

I’m also thinking of splitting the two main plots and only going with 1 and using the other to write another story....see if that eases how difficult it is for me to write without self triggering

28. Sequel to mornings

29. Sunrise (loose prequel to mornings)

30. Surrender

I had no idea what this was, opened it and then holy shit THIS BITCH, THIS SLOW BURN FRIENDS TO LOVERS PIECE OF BULLSHIT. I DON’T WRITE SLOW BURN! I DON’T WRITE FRIENDS TO LOVERS. I REFUSE.

but also I really really really love what I wrote so far and now I’m itching to write more *cries* making this list is leaving me with so many open files to work on

31. day 2 ass worship

32. day 3 sensory deprivation

*laughs nervously* the kinktober oneshots that starting turning into a long fic hahahaha cos I really needed more wips

33. Perception of Angels

*wistful sigh* one day I will be able to finish a heavily plot driven story full of fantasy elements and creatures and magic I made up, and when that day somes, Perception of Angels....or that timetravel war au drarry fic idea I have sitting around.....which isn’t on this list only cos I’m not stupid enough to start writing it

So that’s all the drarry files in my wip folder.... I also have heaps more for other ships and fandoms, but I’m keeping that separate =)

And...now I have some writing to go do, cos after 2 months of being unable to write thanks to the bullshit in my life, I started binge writing again 2 days ago =) and opening a few of these to remind myself what they were has a lit a fire under my ass

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BTS Fanfic Recommendations

Ok, so I don’t know if it’s considered weird to hype up other people when you write fan fiction and basically turn the attention away from yourself but IDK because I’ve been dying to share all my favorite fanfics with you guys! I hope you enjoy this, most (if not all) of these will be on AO3! A few will be from here, here being Tumblr. I’m such a dork, omg don’t look at me! But read! Read these beauties and leave me be!!!!! 😂Also, I’ll be putting warnings beside the ones that have smut/BDSM/or anything else that’s weird. A lot of these will have smut because for a long time I was really insecure about writing smut so I tended to read books that advertised it in order to know what the hell I was actually writing.

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The Songbird and the Sea

Author — MissterMaia (follow her on Twitter she’s actually hilarious and I love her)

Pairing — Yoonmin, with side Namjin and Taekook.

Rating— Mature (there’s smut in this so tread carefully)

Description — In a world where dominance of the sea is an endless battle between pirates and mariners, Park Jimin is content living in his little village on a small, uninteresting island by the eastern mainland. He wants nothing to do with the bloodshed of good and evil, the heartless killing of both innocents and condemned, the constant establishment and disruption of order. What he wants is peace, to live his life in the same town he was born in, to spend his days in the beautiful forest, and to use the powers of his Blessed Rune to nurture the home he loves so dearly. But when his island is attacked by pirates, Jimin will have no other choice than to do as they command and leave all thoughts of peace behind in favor of boarding the Agust, a pirate ship captained by the infamous Min Yoongi, Black Fox of the East.

My thoughts — omg, where do I begin? God this book was so beautiful. The character development! The plot! The ROMANCE! AH! It was such a perfect work of art! I never felt bored like at all and normally I get bored pretty easy on long chaptered books like this! She’s also getting the book published! (With different character names obviously and it’s like super edited.) I don’t know what else to say other than GO READ THIS!!! SHE IS THE QUEEN OF YOONMIN!! YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!

Hidden Omega

Author — LadyPrussia

Pairing — Namjoon Centric

Rating — Explicit (there’s smut in this so tread carefully)

Description — At 21 Namjoon still hasn't presented leaving him as a dud, with the BTS pack having their own issues and not treating him like a real member a tragic event forces Namjoon's body to present as an omega. Is it really too late for BTS to win Namjoon's heart? Or will one of the 4 other packs steal it instead? Or maybe a darkhorse will appear.

My Thoughts — this book is great! Not only is it super long (over eighty chapters) and still being updated, but the character development is super refreshing. Forewarning though, the author has said that there is a good chance Namjoon won’t end up in the Bangtan Pack but a different one, and originally that made me upset, but with the way she painted the story I actually don’t care what Pack he ends up with; their all beautiful and it’s an amazing book! Lots of drama and angst for you angst lovers out there!

No Spell can Cure Shyness

Author — MissterMaia (seriously — I love her)

Pairing — Yoonmin, mentioned Namjin, Side Taekook

Rating — teens and up

Description — Yoongi really doesn’t expect the witchboy who sent him an accidental text to be the prettiest boy he's ever seen in all his life. Or the nicest. Or the kindest. Or just the best in every possible way. Painfully shy and (un)smooth as he is, Yoongi decides the best way to approach this Jimin person is in the form of a cat. A cat who can't talk. Great plan, Yoongi.

My Thoughts — The FLUFF!!! I can’t even begin to describe how much I love this book! All of this woman’s works are masterpieces that need to be appreciated! Yoongi is so shy it’s hilarious and he has the most extra reactions to like everything — and and I LOVE!!! YOU need to read it! Stop whatever your doing and go read it!

Saltation

Author — momora

Pairing — Yoonmin, side Taekook, and Namjin

Rating — explicit (there’s smut in this so tread carefully)

Description — Jimin had grown up watching his mother sort the point-oh-one percent beta defaults into the alpha-omega communities, but that doesn't make being a part of the statistic much easier. He'd be doing okay at this new omega thing if that watchful alpha Min Yoongi could stay out of the situation. He just wants to settle into his new life and finish his useless degree already. Instead, all hell breaks loose.

My Thoughts — This book is the one of the best a/b/o fics I have ever read in my entire life! Alpha’s and Omega’s live separate from Beta’s due to different instincts and Jimin was born in the beta community but presented as an omega. And it’s really funny because He keeps slipping up and doing/saying things that leave everyone else kind of like (0.0) The writing is fantastic! The characters are absolutely riveting as is the plot and the AUTHOR KEEPS TEADING ME ON TWITTER ABOUT HER NEXT UPDATE AND HOLY HELL IM BREAKING DOWN OVER HERE!!!

Jammed

Author — minverse

Pairing — Vmin, side Yoonseok, maybe Namjin?

Rating — explicit (there’s smut in this so tread carefully)

Description —The rational part of Jimin's brain screams at him to remember what his mother said about strangers and vans. But the rational part of his brain is no match for really bad whiskey and Kim Taehyung. ((au where Jimin gets stuck on the interstate in the middle of a blizzard and Taehyung lives in a van))

My Thoughts — this book! *wheezes from laughter* is so funny! Jimin is trying to make it to Yoongi and Hoseok’s wedding (which he is kind of dreading because Hoseok is trying to set him up with his own best man) and he gets stuck in a blizzard and boom there’s Taehyung! A renowned author that decided to live in his van and travel the world while writing his new book. This book was so funny you guys! I was dying, there was a smut scene and it was pretty great. The whole book was phenomenal and I loved it so much. Because I have literally no self control I’m gonna add a sneak peak.

NU ABO: A Memoir by Park Jimin

Author — decompositionbooks

Pairing — Jikook

Rating — explicit (there’s smut in this so tread carefully.)

Description — The world didn't think it was necessary to give him a guide when it shoved all of these omega hormones at him, so here it is, Park Jimin's handbook on dealing with heats, unrequited love, and Jeon Jungkook.

My Thoughts — this book was so good! Omega’s are really rare and Jimin is so against the stereotypes put on omega’s and he is CONVINCED that Jungkook thinks of him as a tiny child that needs protection and he’s such a little ball of rage and god it’s so funny and he’s so sarcastic and furious that he’s being forced into this cutesy image (that he refuses to admit he likes) and it’s so cute and hilarious.

In Your Eyes

Author — TrappingLighteningBugs

Pairing — Jikook

Rating — Explicit (there’s smut and light dim/sub in this so tread carefully)

Description — On nights where everything seems against him, Jimin wishes he could take Jungkook down a few pegs.

My Thoughts — I originally read this because I was trying to expand my view on what a dom!Jimin would look like for my Bunny Breath book but I actually really liked this a lot. The characterization was good, it wasn’t like most smut oneshots where the characters go at with like literally no push and seems to be mildly dubious consent. This was well thought out and I enjoyed reading it.

A Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing

Author — blimpish

Pairing — Junghope

Rating — Explicit (there’s smut so tread carefully)

Description — When Jeongguk decides it's time to live out his fantasy of being knotted, he determines that Hoseok is the best (read: least awful) candidate for the job.

My Thoughts — I read this book because I’m a hoe for Junghope. But it’s really good! I remember feeling mildly dubious about it until I got to this really funny scene when Jungkook (a beta) asks Jimin (an omega)if he knows any alpha’s that wouldn’t be weirded out bu having sex with a beta and Jimin’s just like “I know three but your not gonna like it.” And after that it’s a hilarious conversation of them deciding which of their friends would be the least cringe worthy for Jungkook to sleep with. Jimin admits that Hoseok is great and it goes from there. BUT THERE IS A PLOT LINE!!! ITS NOT JUST SMUT!!

Unfamiliars

Author— themarmalade

Pairing — Yoonseok (my library is mostly Yoonseok.)

Rating — Mature (I can’t remember if there’s smut and it’s a long book so I don’t want to go read through all of it. Fuck I totally will but that’s beside the point. Read the tags when you click on the link.)

Description — Hoseok rescues a kitty in a summer storm. Thanks to some weird magic, Yoongi is that kitty. In a tiny apartment full of plants and moonlight, a simple, aching happiness blooms. But with what Jungkook knows, how long can the happiness last?

My Thoughts — this is so cute! Yoongi is just minding his own business when he accidentally steps into a warlocks spell pentagram and gets turned into a cat by Jin, he positively freaks the fuck out runs away, gets picked up by Hobi and things go from there. It’s so cute and soft and ima go read it BYE!!!!

Bad at Love

Author — shooky__bear

Pairing — Yoonseok with side Namjin.

Rating — Explicit (there is smut and definite don/sub so tread carefully.)

Description —Yoongi was pretty sure he was straight. Pretty sure (And not remotely interested in love or Jung Hoseok.) Alternatively ; that fic where yoon thinks he's straight and he's a bit of a slut and keeps fucking girls tho he likes hoseok and seoks a Patient Loving Gay who waits and Supports yoon through his Gay Crisis.

My Thoughts — this book is full of so much emotion and general truth. I love it so much, I cried several times when reading and admittedly geared up at the end. Hoseok was so sweet and patient and he had to literally teach Yoongi that it was ok to trust him and crap now I’m crying.

Take Me to the Edge

Author — Nasobem

Pairing — Yoonseok

Rating — Explicit (there is smut and Don/sub undertones so tread carefully)

Description —Yoongi takes a pointed step backwards and glares at "Hobi". "What the fuck kind of name is that," he says, "and don't touch me." Namjoon makes a funny noise. Yoongi ignores it for the sake of eviscerating "Hobi" with his stare. It seems to be weirdly ineffective. Or Yoongi is hired to work Tech Support and Security for Jung Corp and it'd honestly be pretty chill if it wasn't for this one obnoxiously handsome dude whose life mission it seems to be to bother Yoongi until he breaks.

My Thoughts— I love this book. Yoongi is such an angry little bean and Hoseok literally just wants to make him happy — the Maknae Line are little shits but what’s new there? This whole book is amazing. I wish I could find a good Vmin/Vhope/Minjoon/Sugakookie book like this. *cries*

Our Burned Bridges

Author — tendershipping (nothing about her ships are tender! *sobs*)

Pairing — Vminkook (she’s the Vmin queen)

Rating — Mature (no smut but brutal themes so tread carefully)

Description —Agent Jeon Jeongguk is given a cover story and assigned to guard amnesiac Kim Taehyung. (Taehyung has nightmares most nights after he wakes, at first. He screams and cries names Jeongguk doesn’t recognize, always one in particular—Jimin.)

My Thoughts— I’m, I’m so EMOTIONAL!!! I read it and was a literal mess halfway through and IT JUST GOT MORE DARK and *chokes* Vmin we’re MARRIED and enter Jimin who seems so bitter and mean and sarcastic but he’s really just broken and angry about things and — go read this. It has a happy ending to so win win.

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I have been so active tonight shit. Idk why. You know what. I’ma wait till tomorrow to upload this.

Is it tomorrow? It’s tomorrow. Have fun with this wonderful list of my FAVORITE FANFICS (only the Songbird and The Sea is my favorite lol)

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Darling in the Franxx (ep. 17)

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..........Well then, I didn’t think they’d go there, yet here we are.  Im still waiting on that huge revelatory twist, but we are getting close, I can almost taste it.

>Ok so, everything is going great, the kids are doing fine, then the Nines show up to ruin EVERYTHING.  They tell them Papa sent them and he’s worried about them, they are all happy to tears and this is a LOAD OF BULL SHIT, you can see it on their smug little grins, bunch’a assholes if you ask me.   Anyway they are going to stay with the gang for a bit to, as I said before, ruin everything.  02 tells Alpha to go fuck himself.  It was a good scene.

>HIRO IS GROWING HORNS!  REPEAT!  HIRO IS GROWING BLUE HORNS!  HE IS TURNING INTO A KLAXXOSAUR PERSON JUST LIKE 02!!!  *ahem* We’ve all kinda assumed this would happen for a while, what with the saurification comments and the high yellow blood cell thing (which still means nothing but a lot of people are interpreting it as meaning the cells that make up bone marrow, as such having a high amount means he would grow bony structures easily, i.e. horns. Fine, I’ll go with it.).  The whole scene is really cute and I like what they’ve done with their relationship and how it’s portrayed, the bit about Hiro’s drawing being awful but 02 loves it because he made it was particularly sweet and reminded me of some good times (which was immediately followed up by remembering why those times are no longer good and I was made sad.  But that is neither here nor there.).

>Then the plot dictated that the Nines needed something specific to fuck up, so one of them bumps into Kokoro and she drops her baby book.  Question: how did she not realize it was gone?  She clearly carries it everywhere, why was she not freaking out that she lost it when she went back to her room? Why did she take it to the bathroom anyway?  Oh right, the plot, whatever.  So the Nines are like “How dare these kids learn about sex.  Papa didn’t brainwash people for them to understand how their bodies work.”  Jeeze, this is like the worst of both Catholic AND Public school when it comes to sex-ed.  But the menacing cut to Kokoro being innocent, I’m just thinking “Oooooh she ‘bout to get shanked for this.  This ain’t going to go well...”  Then we go to Kokoro and Mitsuru in the greenhouse and...Imma need another arrow for this one.

>Kokoro really wants to get it on with Mitsuru, and I’m not saying that like a joke, like she ACTUALLY wants to fuck him.  She leans in close, then closer, says some stuff that only horny teens in hentai would say, and then she starts taking off his shirt.  Meanwhile I’m just sitting there like *insert blinking guy gif* “I’m sorry what?  Is this really happening right now?”  I just didn’t really know how to process it.  But Mitsuru kinda panics and pushes her away, and that makes sense cause like, Kokoro is the only person who knows what sex is, and Mitsuru still has a few issues he needs cleared up first.  Then Zorome shows up to break the tension, nothing else really to say about it, it plays out about as you’d expect from a show when teens get caught about to do the nasty.

>TWO BROOOS, CHILLIN’ IN THE HOT SPRINGS FIVE FEET APART ‘CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY!  Hiro and Mitsuru finally have their heart to heart, well I say finally cause its been years for them, only a few episodes for us, feels like years, whatever.  They talk about love and stuff and they patch up their issues, everything is good.  It is a good scene and was important growth for them.

>Everyone is in the exposition room, I mean the living room, and they address the Kokoro and Mitsuru situation.  There we go Futoshi, that’s the emotional response I was expecting from you, kinda figured he wasn’t actually totally over it like he acted beck at the snow base.  Time for the Nines to be fuckers.  Kokoro reveals she wants to make a baby because that’s how she wants to leave her mark on the world, ok, that’s cool.  Turns out sex is banned, and Alpha says humans evolved to not have/need reproductive organs, also that way they don’t need to worry about gender.  Man I really want to punch this guy in the face.  Ikuno’s got me covered, pimp slapping that hoe, even the Nines respect the backhand with a whistle.  I highly respect that the LGBT character is the one to say gender is still important, but man, she would have murdered him right then and there if she didn’t get held back.  Personally, I’d have let her.

>Hey look, the adults are back.  Kokoro gets reprimanded cause sex is bad m’kay?  They don’t like the Nines either, but can’t do shit cause the Nines out rank them.  Turns out only kids have reproductive organs in order to pilot the Fraxx, but then they get removed later? It’s not clear, cause after that Nana has a break down cause she’s relapsing through puberty, so does that mean she still has a uterus from when she was a parasite?  I feel like there’s some logistical minutia that’s getting glossed over that I don’t think they’ll take the time to explain.  But GOD FORBID they don’t give Alpha every conceivable chance to be a douche.  He says she should be replaced with a new Nana, the fuck does that mean?  Also he chastises them for working with Dr. Franxx, doesn’t he also work for APE?  Or is he implying that he does secret experiments that APE doesn’t like?  I’m confused., but the Dr. is intrigued by the kids having the urge to fuck, that came out wrong, he’s interested that they have the original biological impulse to reproduce, so I guess that’s what Al-fuck meant by humans evolving past that.  Interesting.

>I knew I was right about the Klaxxosaur Princess (it was obvious but shut up, let me have this).  A couple of APE guys ask her to surrender, it does not go well for them and they get brutally murdered.  Ooooooh she has the same widescreen aspect ratio thing they used to do with 02! Oh I like her.  She calls them “human wannabes”, does that mean she’s a real human and APE is something else?  I’ll theorize later.

>Back in the exposi-I mean, living room, the kids talk about the fact they have no idea what sex is.  02 doesn’t have reproductive organs apparently, but she thinks it’s cool that the rest of them do and can “leave their mark on the future”.  Ok, don’t think that was necessary, but whatever, just add it to the list of character traits I guess.

>Mitsuru goes and makes up with Kokoro, they kiss, I’m thinking “and then they fuck”, AND. THEN. THEY. FUCK.  Wow, they actually went through with that, that’s pretty ballsy (heh) for a story like this, but good on them for not leaving that hanging, or worse not showing anything of it.  Like I’m actually glad they showed the shot of them in bed together, people have sex, teenagers have sex, it happens, sometimes you just gotta show it, or at least what can be shown on a daytime airing TV show aimed at a young adult audience.

>Finally, we got Ape up in the death star, talking evilly about how evil they are and how the world will soon be their’s (not really but you get the joke).  The Nines show up one last time to be dicks before the episode cuts out.

A’ight, Imma pose some theories: +APE are aliens that enslaved part of the human race +The Klaxxosaur Princess is among the last original humans +She preserved what she could of humanity by putting them in the Klaxxo-cores so they could fight back +Dr. Franxx is trying to undermine APE’s efforts and restore the enslaved human species to their original form/abilities/want’s to let people fuck again +The squad is going to get order 66′d in the next episode or two now that Papa knows what’s up.  Obviously they wont do it, but it will happen.

One theory I don’t personally believe, but my friend posed and is just crazy enough to be possible, if not really dumb, is that Hiro’s original partner is not actually dead, and will be one of the ones piloting Hringhorni.  That’s some hot anime bullshit right there, but Hiro resurrected by the power of boners before, so crazier things have happened.

[lord-taika]

All I want Fangs x OFC part 1/?

A/n: Fangs Needs more love. Also, this story might be really shitty but any type of feed back would be incredible. 

When it came to Fangs Fogarty nobody really saw him dating anyone. It wasn’t that nobody wanted to, it was just he never mentioned having even a thing for anyone. Sure he had flings but they were all meaningless and sure he kissed girls and slept with some of them but nobody truly remembered him having fillings for anyone, well that was true until a certain 5′5 girl with long black/brown hair, light brownish blue hues, sun-kissed complexion and a sassy attitude waltzed into Southside high about four maybe five months ago. She wasn’t special at all, just your typical plain Jain yet somehow she managed to catch the eyes of some of here peers including Fogarty. She first noticed him when he walked into her History class with a short pink haired beauty and a giant of a man and sat right in front of her. She wasn’t trying to listen to their conversation but when the unknown stranger that sat in front of her was cracking jokes alongside the pink haired girl about the tall guy she heard snippets of it.  “I’m such a nice person!” The tall one said as he faced both his friends causing the guy in front of her to reply with “ Oh, please. You have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants” as soon as those words left the boys mouth Danielle let out a laugh before she realized she probably shouldn’t have been ease dropping and quickly mumbled a ‘sorry’ before she continued to write in her notebook, she was already regretting laughing thinking that the trio in front of her probably thought she was a weirdo who couldn’t mind her own business, but boy was she wrong. As soon as Fangs heard her laugh he felt something pull at his heart. He had never talked to the curly haired girl behind him but something about the way her laugh sounded like music to his ears, so he introduced himself and she did the same. From then on Fangs and Dani became close friends, occasionally flirting with each other.

Although Fangs and Dani had been flirting/talking for two months she hadn’t formally been introduced to Fangs’s friends so he had arranged for his friends to meet him at Pop’s to meet the girl he had been talking to.  After finding out about the little lunch she had felt calm until the day of said lunch. She spent what seemed like half the day looking for a outfit to wear. She didn’t want to get all dressy and have Fangs’s friends think she was trying to hard but she also didn’t want to wear whatever she had laying around and have his friends think that he could do so much better than her. finally she decided on the perfect winter outfit to meet his friends. It wasn’t anything fancy but it also wasn’t her ‘lazy day outfit’, it was casual and cozy. She decided to do a simple do with her hair and only put on chapstick and mascara.  Snow had started to fall earlier that morning but it wasn’t bad, she, however, didn't trust herself to drive in this condition so when she heard that her older brother was going to pops to hang out with some friends she hitched a ride with him. As they pulled up to Pop’s Dani’s stomach started doing flips and she was so close to just telling her brother that she’d walk home, but before she could even say anything to her older brother Jacob, he had started speaking. “Don’t wimp out. I know you. Right now you’re picturing the most horrible scenarios imaginable. I’ve seen the way your face lights up when his name comes across your screen, or how you started listening to happy and upbeat songs about love. Hell, you even started telling me the god-awful jokes he tells you that somehow manage to make you laugh beyond control. If that doesn’t speak volumes about how hard you fell for this dude I don’t know what does.  If He likes you then I'm sure his friends are going to like you too. Just be yourself. “Jacob said as he turned off the car and started climbing out, while Dani processed the words he said to her before she followed his lead and both of them walked into the small diner before parting ways. It wasn’t hard to spot the small group of serpents in the dinner, especially with Toni’s pink hair, sweet peas tallness? and Fogarty laugh echoing throughout the place.  “Hi” Dani simply said as she walked up to the table. “Guys, this is Dani. Dani, this is Toni and Sweetpea.” Fangs spoke before he stood up and wrapped her into a tight hug. As soon as he pulled her in for the hug, her arms where already wrapping around him before she smiled at the small embrace. “It’s nice to finally meet you guys, or at least talk to you.” The blue-eyed girl spoke before sliding into the booth, fangs sliding in next to her. “Fangs has told us a lot about you but we’d much rather hear from the source. So tell us about you.” Toni spoke.    “What do you want to know?” “Where are you from and why did you move to Riverdale?” Pea spoke. “I'm originally from Washington but we moved to New York about a year ago and then my dad decided to move us down here I-” “But why would you go to the south side when you could’ve just stuck with the Northside. You’d fit in.” The taller serpent spoke again.  “Pea. You’re being rude.” Toni said giving me a look as if to say sorry. “No its fine.  My family and I live in the Northside as you called it. My older brother goes to Riverdale High for their football team while I go to Southside High because I think it’s a better fit for me.” “Yeah but you’re a rich preppy girl so why would you willingly go to our school. I’ve heard about girls like you. you’re one of those girls that is just trying to get under daddy's skin “ I’m not rich. My parents might be but I have at least two dollars to my name. I think that you out of anybody wouldn’t judge someone by what you think they look like. Just cause we moved to the North side doesn’t mean it like one of those egotistical assholes that go there. Plus if we were to listen to what everyone else thought about someone do you really think I’d be sitting in a booth with three Serpents? I’m choosing to get to know y’all better instead of listening to what other people have to say. Any other questions?” I asked looking at him. He didn’t speak, instead he looked at me as if he approved of my answer. “Lets go order something” Fangs said talking to pea before they both went to place our orders. “Sorry about him. He just wants to make sure you wont hurt Fangs. I think you go his approval.” Toni spoke. “I'm glad he approves of me. What about you?” “I approved of you since the first time Fangs came over to peas trailer and had this shit eating grin on his face because ‘the pretty girl from class laughed at my stupid joke’ . You make him happier than I’ve seen him in a while. Thanks.” She spoke smiling at me. “He honestly is an incredible guy. Glad i make him as happy as he makes me.” I spoke looking down. “If you hurt him though, i will kick your ass.” “I wouldn’t expect anything less.” I said causing both of us to laugh. “what are we laughing at?” Fangs said as he and pea came back. “Nothing.” Toni and I both replied causing us to start laughing again. “I’m going to regret having both of you guys getting to know each other” Fangs said before he slid back into the booth and put his arm around my shoulder. “so when did you guys start dating?” Pea asked after a moment of silence. “Uhm we actually haven’t” Fangs started explaining as his face turned a bright crimson color. “We’re not dating” “Not yet” Toni said smirking.  After a couple more conversations and eating our food we decided that it would be best to head home since the snow had started to stick and it would be hard to drive anywhere. “Do you need a ride?” Fangs asked as he put on his leather jacket. “I think-” “Dani, time to go. The guys were telling me how hard it's going to be to drive soon” I heard Jacob say as he stood in front of our booth. “Okay let me just finish saying bye” “I'll go turn the heater on in the car.” Jacob spoke before he made his way out of pops. “Guess that’s my queue to go. It was nice hanging out with you guys.” I said to Pea and Toni. “Thanks for taking me to meet your friends. I’ll see you at school.” I said turning my attention towards fangs before placing a small kiss on his cheek and heading out to the car.  

Fangs P.O.V

“That girl is definitely going to get me in trouble soon. “ I spoke as I watched her leave the small diner. “Ask her out already,” Toni said as she stood next to me. “I will. Just gotta find the perfect time.” “Do it soon before she realizes that your jokes actually suck and you’re not actually funny.” Pea jokingly said as he smiled to himself watching how swooned his friend was over this girl.

Lemme know if y’all want a second part or if i should just end the story there. 

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[blood-woman]

Genesis - An Original

"You can't let her out, some crazy shit happened the last time. I barely made it out alive." The man who kidnaped me warns someone as the huge door finally creaks open. "That's absurd and no reason for her not to be treated humanely." Another male says pushing the door further. It's the first time that door has opened in the past four days. I haven't showered since I left my house six days ago and I haven't eaten since I got off the plane in Hawaii five days ago. I thought I was taking a well deserved vacation and visiting a few friends. I was walking on the beach from my rental to my friends place when they grabbed me. Obviously they didn't know who they were messing with, unfortunately soon after they stuck me with a strong sedative. They put me in this vault with only a toilet and a thin mattress thrown on the floor, I was currently huddled in a ball on, freezing and starving. So now that the door was finally open I didn't have the strength or the energy to fight my way to freedom. Gently I feel strong arms wrap around me, lifting me up and into his arms. He starts walking but the room is so dark that when we get into a brighter lite room I can't seem to open my eyes to see who is carrying me so gently against his chest. God he's so fucking warm. "You should have left her in her cell. This is bad." My kidnapper warns again and I stiffen in his arms. His body tenses against me as he turns to I assume look at the asshole. "You will go see Liam and inform him of your blunderous activities." He growls as if he's done him the atrocity that this man has done to me. I hear his footsteps echo away from us as he grumbles something under his breath and we seem to continue in the opposite direction. We walk for a while and I'm so exhausted that I don't even bother to do or say anything, I just rest against him because at least for this moment I feel safe...for now. When we finally reach where were going he sets me down on something soft, it feels like a couch as I snuggle into its warmth. Missing the warm body I was so recently pressed against. I hear him make some orders, something about food and then to what I assume is someone else about clothes and a bath. Thank the heavens, finally someone who knows what a girl needs. Unfortunately I'm shaking again, I guess it wasn't all from the cold. Must be from the shock my body is going through from lack of nutrients, or specifically food. I tuck further into myself and the couch, trying to find some semblance of escape from it. "Here." He says as something lays on top of me. I feel him sit down beside me and struggle with my overwhelming need to scoot closer to his warmth, some how I manage. "I'm have a bath drawn for you but until then I had some food brought in, nothing special just sandwiches." He says and I can peek my eyes open to see a plate sitting on the couch between us. I don't bother to look at him as I start devouring them and he chuckles softly, then gets up sending out another order I don't bother to hear because of the food I'm consuming at probably a slow rate because of how im feeling but it feels like I'm shoveling it into my mouth. I barely even recognize that it taste like ham and cheese. "Whoa, slow down. Here's some water." He offers pressing the glass into my hand. I practically chug it as he chuckles a little more, then I devour the rest of my food. He takes them from me and then comes back, throwing off the blanket making me whimper a bit at the sudden chill but he steps closer picking me up, his heat searing my skin wonderfully. "You have some injuries that need taken care of but I wont be able to tell the extent of them until your clean. So I've had the girls draw you a bath and their going to help bathe you." He tells as we walk into a smaller room if only by my own gut feeling and I hear water running. He sets me down on my feet carefully but when trying to put weight on my right ankle I end up crying out and leaning back into him. "Bring me a chair." He orders gruffly and soon after he's setting me down on one and then I feel his hands on my ankle, I whimper as he rolls it in his fingers. I peek down at him while he's not looking and see hes got a nice head of brown hair and tan skin, he seems to be a pretty big guy. He rotates my ankle again and I grimace, my eyes squeezing shut as I grip the edges of the chair underneath me. Pain not only smothers my ankle but shoots up my calf as well, causing me to gasp audibly. "Help her." He growls and then I feel his heat pass me and the door shut behind me. "Alright hun, I'm Sara and this is Audrey. We're going to help you get cleaned up but first we need to get you out of these dirty clothes so if your ready just nod and we'll get started?" She asks and I nod, if they wanted me dead or naked they could have been able to achieve either with out the niceties. So I let them strip me of my clothes, groaning as I move sore limbs and they help me hop over to the tub and climb in. It must be one of those huge tubs cause the waters up over my breasts and I'm still sitting up for the most part. The water is hot and inviting, caressing each and everyone of my sore muscles as I lean my head back against its curved edge. "Thats it, relax honey. Let us do this for you." The other one, Audrey, coos and I sigh. It would be nice to be pampered for once, I just wish it was under better circumstances. They clean me, slowly, gently and I wince when they hit a sore spot and they take note of it, making sure its not too bad before moving on. When one of them starts washing my hair I can barely contain my soft moans, even as she giggles girlishly behind me. They wash me thoroughly and then help me dry and dress in a tank and yoga pants, finally I decide to open my eyes but I barely get a look at the luxurious bathroom before my world tilts and my head spins. Quickly they sit me back down in the chair and I lean over gripping my head in my hands as they finish drying my hair. "You've been through a lot hun, you need to take it easy." Audrey says and I feel her hands on the back of my neck, massaging. "Thank you ladies." The man from before calls as I hear his foot falls get closer, his arms wrap around me and he picks me up again. "Feeling better?" He asks and I hear him take a deep breath, his body flexing against mine. "Wow you smell good." He chuckles and I smile just a little against his shoulder. Again he sets me down on something soft but this time it feels like a bed, the sheets are amazingly soft. He sits down next to me his hand touching mine, I guess so he knows he has my attention. "My doctor is here, he's going to look you over and do something about how your feeling, alright?" He asks and I nod. "I'm Evander, by the way. Eli will be your doctor." He says and moves, another body taking his place. "I'm going to set up an I.V. because your dehydrated, a vitamin push and antibiotics. Then I can tend to your wounds. If you fall asleep don't worry I'll wake you if needed. Ok, just relax." He says positioning my arm straight and pressing a needle into my skin. I take a deep breath and start to drift off, god I hope they actually have good intentions. --------------------------------- "She has been summoned, it was your duty and now I'm stuck with it because you like her." Someone growled and then heavy foot steps get closer as I tried to un-fog my brain. "She's still healing, you cant just jerk humans around like wolves they'll break." My savior from earlier defends as a foggy figure comes to stand next to me. I'm trying to clear my eyes, blinking again and again. I rub them with one hand and the mean one scoffs. "See she's awake, lets go." He grabs my wrist and yanks it, effectively hurting it. I cry out and he lets it go instantly, I pull it back to my body. Rolling back into the bed. I still have needles in my arm where does he think he's taking me. "Shit she's fragile." "Here let me see." The kind one, I think he said his name was Evander, said and reluctantly I let him pull it away from my body. His fingers inspect it as I hide my face in a pillow trying not to groan in pain. "It's not broken, I think he might have sprained it though, I'll get Eli to wrap it." He says and a moment later I feel something being wrapped around my wrist and hand. "Enough, Liam is waiting. I don't understand why you care so much for a mortal anyway, they are gone in a blink of an eye. Lets go." He growls. "I'll take her." Evander interjects quickly, the brute probably went to grab me again. "Eli can you remove her I.V." A moment later he pulls it from my arm and carefully someone helps me sit up. I use my good arm to brush my brown hair back and finally get a look around though I keep my head down, no need to start something without knowing what I'm up against and they just referred to me as human and mortal which means they are neither. The room is lush, much nicer than my house back home but then again I never did like things over the top. "Fine." The mammoth of a man growls and stomps toward the door. "I'm going to pick you up again, ok?" He asks and I nod, he leans down to wrap his arms around me but stills when his eyes catch mine. We stay like that for a long moment before he smiles handsomely. "Your eyes are a stunning shade of purple." He says in an awed whisper and I nod purposefully as he continues wrapping his arms around me and lifts me against his chest. My arms wrap around his shoulders and as much as I would like to look around I keep my face close to his shoulder as we walk through hallways made of stone and rooms filled with expensive decor. After a good while I start to hear talking and it escalates quickly, of course thats the moment he would choose to walk us in that room and then immediately stop. "I'm going to put you on your feet sweetie, but you can still lean on me if you need to." He whispers in my ear and I simply nod again and he gently sets me down next to him, my one ankle is already starting to throb again as if expecting the pressure of holding my weight. I realized on the walk that I was covered in a good bit of bandages though the pain I was feeling was considerably less now that I had been treated and rested properly. I take in the room, theres got to be at least thirty people present. At least half look like guards and another five look like personal security, there's Evander and Eli apparently tagged along, hopefully for my health not others, the brute, there's two women in formal dresses. A handful of other men in black tie dress. One of the overly dressed men seemed to be the one in charge, as he was standing in front of three kneeling men. The same three men that took me in the first place. The sight of it makes me think of a bad mob movie, leaving a bad feeling in my gut. I try to take a step back but Evander holds me firmly in place. I can hear my heartbeat start to race in my ears and as a result I start shaking again. Almost instantly a sweater is wrapped around my shoulders and I look back to find Liam backing away. His eyes catch mine and he seems surprised as I turn back to carefully watch the scene unfold. But I'm playing catch up because the head guy has one dangling off the floor by his throat and the one who wanted not to let me out of my cell is staring at me in disbelief. As if this is all my fault. He attacked me, if anything they deserve what ever fate their about to receive. I look back at the leader just as he rips out the guys throat and he drops to the ground like a rag doll, blood pooling around his body. Oh shit, he just killed that guy. I knew something bad was going to happen, wait why is he killing them? Why wasn't I paying attention? Something about wasting his time? Wait! "Please sire, there she is the sister of Lisandra. I wouldn't lie, there she is." The man pleads but the other doesn't even glance in my direction which is good because now I'm shaking like a leaf and Evander is rubbing his hand up and down my arm but it's doing nothing to comfort me. "Thats Liam, by the way." He whispers in my ear and it occurs to me that Evander knew Liam was going to be upset with the kidnaper. But I doubt Liam cares about how I was treated and more about how his life was disturbed. Why on earth he would know my sister is beyond me, shes supposed to be in some third world country being a doctor. Not in Hawaii, doing what ever these people are doing. "I have no use for her and you have wasted my time, give me one good reason to let you live." Liam's voice is all command and authority, anger and instinct. I doubt he could give any excuse worthy enough to save his life. "Once I have dealt with you, I will deal with her in much the same manner. All thanks to you." He growls and then punches through the mans chest, ripping out his heart. My good hand flies to Evander's and he tries to comfort me further but how can you comfort some one about to be murdered for practically no reason at all. He casually sliced the other ones head off and I'm breathing so hard I'm starting to see spots. My head starts to hurt which usually means I'm about to do something stupid, like pass out hopefully. At least then I wont know what hit me, I'll just be dead and thats it. No pain, no fear just peacefully slipping off in my sleep. No such luck. Instead Evander steadies me and then moves away taking my new sweater with him. Liam steps around the bloody carcasses, while cleaning his hands with a towel as if he's wiping sauce from his fingers after a messy meal. He's only taken two steps past them when his body goes ridged and his eyes fly around the room, finally settling on me. He breathes deep and then roars loudly, the word wolves rattles through my brain like a ricochet. They've got to be werewolves, nothing else would really make sense. Right? "Told you, you smelt good." Evander whispers and I carefully look to see him smiling. I turn back to see Liam pulling at his clothes and then he starts to shift. "Oh and don't run." He teases from beside me and I steel myself for the worst. Grounding my body, letting my hurt foot push out a little from my body as I draw my fear in and only show my warrior. If this wolf wanted a piece of me he was going to have to work for it. By the time he's done his clothes are shredded and he stands as a massive fully covered in hair wolf. He growls loudly as he sniffs the air in my direction and then his eyes finally meet mine and he stops, studying me for a moment before charging towards me. "Liam don't, shes only human." Evan calls, worried. "You might kill her considering all her other injuries." Eli advises. Another woman yells something I don't quite hear as his growling becomes a deafening sound. I'm watching the space between us. He needs to be close for this to work, three feet, two feet. Go, I swing with my hurt ankle out wards flipping over his body, narrowly missing the ceiling and landing gracefully on one foot behind him. I hear a couple people gasp but I'm still watching my attacker. My body throbs at the sudden flexible movement but I don't stop to let it overcome me. He skids to a halt on the smooth stone floors, I'm sure he's not too happy about that embarrassing moment. Turning back to me, snarling, showing everyone of his pretty white fangs. I limp backwards a little, playing the hurt lamb. Which I am a bit but not as much as he would like. He closes in on me, charging once more and I spin at the last moment, rolling against his side. I come out near Evander who is looking like he can barely hold in his laughter. I don't wait for him to turn again and start flipping down the hall, it's my only real option to getting away with any speed with my hurt ankle. I tuck it in to keep from landing on it. But unfortunately my get away is not fast enough, he's on me again. Nipping at my hand just when I need it most, I yank it back. Throwing myself off balance and I try to use my legs to catch me but land on my hurt ankle, I hear a distinct cracking sound as my foot rolls unnaturally out from under me. I land hard on my ass as my ankle throbs and I whimper and gasp through the pain, pressing my forehead into the cold floor. Until I hear growling above me and snap my head in his direction as he walks over me, covering my body with his. I lean back on my arms and push my fear away, if I die today it will not be because I was weak. I find his eyes and hold them even as he snarls down at me. His scent fills my nose and I have to fight the urge to breath him deeper, his eyes are icey blue, his fur deep black. My god he's huge and he's so fucking warm, I'm actually starting to sweat. None of this do I show him and his doesn't change much more than to growl at me further. "Finish it." I order in barely whisper and his eyes shift for just a moment, something unsure, something almost scared. Jaws snap forward clamping firmly around my neck, forcing me to look at the ceiling. I steel myself for it, taking shallow breaths. His fangs dig in and I gasp as one actually breaks skin. For a moment everything falls away, its just him and me, no fear, no pain. His teeth pull back and his tongue winds around my neck as blood trickles from the wound. He licks up my blood like it's a delicious treat as I let out a throaty moan through no decision of my own and the world comes rushing back. Everyone is standing to one side of the hall and they all seem shocked as if this is the most surprising thing they've seen today. Unexpectedly Liam pulls back releasing me all together, my pain rushing back as the idea that I might actually get to live takes hold. Everything hurts as I close my eyes and pull myself together quite literally, when I open them again the wolf is back sniffing seeming to be checking for something. Abruptly he back off and shifts again, standing before me as a man, all be it a very naked man. he puts out his hand and someone puts a pair of pants in it and he slips them on. His face is set in stone but his eyes as he watches me look increasingly curious. "Eli, see to her." He orders and Eli drops to his knees beside me. "What hurts dear?" He asks, slipping the sweater back around my shoulders because I'm shaking again. I give him a pained look and he smiles wearily as if he knows my answer. He goes for my ankle first and frowns deeply when he sees the angle at which its positioned. Evander kneels down beside him. "It's broken now, before it was simply fractured." He takes a brace out of his bag and sets my ankle in it as I groan. He them checks my wrist, I had forgotten it was hurt all together. I guess with the adrenaline pumping through my system it simply didn't rate high enough for me to notice at the time. "It's fractured." He grumbles. Then moves on to my ribs, running his fingers across them as carefully as he can while still doing his job. "Well you still have three cracked ribs, are you having any trouble breathing?" He asks and I shake my head. "Alright, I'm going to check your eyes. Before you had a concussion, I'm just checking to make sure it isn't any worse. You should know your eyes were grey when I checked last night." He offered and went about his business. Thats funny, my eyes haven't been grey since they changed permanently to this purple color years ago. "She did all that with three cracked ribs and on one foot, I am thorough impressed." I look up to see the brute hovering over us. "Alright you seem ok other than what I've said. We need to get you back on the I.V. though, your still dehydrated and deficient in vitamins." Eli explains and Evander gets up and walks over to Liam, who hasn't taken his eyes off me for a second. They talk quietly, to quiet for me to even glisten a little off their conversation, though I assume Evander is explaining my need for moe medical attention and trying to figure out what Liam wants to do with me. I have no idea why he didn't just kill me, he certainly had the chance. I guess I'm too pretty to kill. It wouldn't be the first time I've been left alive because of my eyes. "I'm Killick, by the way." The brute offers and I nod. "Are you really Lisandra's sister?" He asks and I look up at him but don't offer an answer. "Your Cassandra right?" He asks and i glare up at him. How dare he think I'm her?! "What did you say to her?" Evander growls coming back towards us. "I just asked if her name was Cassandra." Killick explains and I run my good hand through my hair and try to calm myself. "Come on lets get you up." Eli offers and I nod, I would rather not be on the floor where everyone is staring at me. The moment I'm up it becomes harder to breath but Eli's not looking at me even though he's holding me up. I grab his chin and turn him back towards me, he then starts to look panicked as it gets even harder to breath and he lowers me back down onto the floor. Liam is suddenly hovering over me looking worried. "Try to stay calm Allison, just follow my eyes." He says in a calm voice beckoning me to listen, black spot start to cloud my vision but I keep my eyes on him. "Stay with me." He breathes just as I start to slip, gasping for air. I try to stay awake I really do but the lack of oxygen doesn't give me many options, so I slip. -------------- "She's in your rooms, in your bed, you wont let anyone but Eli touch her without losing your shit. Yet you still claim shes not yours, if that were true you would have killed her when you had your jaws around her throat." Evander growls through my fog induced haze, I can't even open my eyes. I must be sedated, so much so that I barely feel that I'm yet again shaking. Someone puts another blanket over my side but it barely helps, actually the shaking gets more violent. So much so thats its causing my other wounds to throb. I whimper as my hands clutch the sheets and I try to will my drug induced body into cooperating. Every muscle tensing, trying to keep the pain at bay which only makes it worse but I cant stop. "Ahhh." I cry out painfully. "You need to relax, its the only way to stop the pain." Eli advises. If I could I would Eli. I want to scream at him but don't. Such a stupid thing to exacerbate my condition, me taken out by a cold breeze. Wouldn't my father be proud. "Leave us." Someone orders and I feel the bed dip behind me and then a heated body presses against my back, draping an arm over my stomach. His heat envelopes me and slowly the shaking subsides, my body aching from the effort. His head sinks into the crook of my neck, breathing deep but I don't care as long as he doesn't move. "Sleep Allison, I'll be right here." He whispers in my ear and presses a kiss to my neck. I vaguely wonder how he knows my name before falling asleep once again. ----------------------------------------------------- "She's shivering and shaking again, I quite literally cant be any closer without her permission." I say softly as Eli leans over the other side of the bed checking Allison once again. She whimpers and grips the sheets as if just holding them would keep her safe. "Not again." She whispers and is dawns on me, she must be having a bad dream. God this woman is driving me crazy, every little sound she makes has me wanting to be near her, protecting her. Not to mention that before I was close enough to kill her and she practically asked me to do it. What in gods name? Other than that she barely talks, so I know almost nothing about her besides what she's shown me. She probably hates me after what she saw me do to those men and I threatened her life. Its no wonder she tried to get away. I gently shake her shoulder, trying to wake her from her nightmare. "She's not supposed to be able to dream on this sedative." Eli informs me and I frown. There's definitely something special about this girl, I just cant think straight when she's around. So it'll have to wait until later, for now I'll just try and comfort her best I can. "Allison its not real, you need to wake up." I say trying to rouse her gently. I roll her onto her back and her eyes gently open to look up at me. She looks tired but underneath that a tear rolls down the side of her face as she rolls into me. "Thank you." She whispers and closes her eyes again as she snuggles into my chest. I slip my arm under her head and setting back down. Wow, if I wasn't confused before this would definitely put me over the top. Fuck it, I'll save the thinking for later. ------------------------- 'Knock, knock.' My head vibrates a bit as the person im snuggled against growls loudly, a warning to who ever stands on the other side of the door. I stay as I am, no reason to leave my comfort for the awkward situation after until I have to. His arms wrap around me tighter as if who ever it is means me harm. "My apologies my lord but Jensen is asking for you." The person at the door offers quietly. "Not now." He growls. "My apologies again my lord but he was very insistent, he is desperate to know what happened to Lisandra." The man says and I stiffen in his arms, his head swiveling to look down at me. "Leave." He growls, I assume at the man since his grip on me has lessen none. The door shuts and slowly I look up into his tense blue eyes. I make no move out of his embrace and he makes no move to let me go. His eyes wash over my face as if he's look for something, lingering on my lips more than once. Liam seems to be a bit at a loss for what he wants to say first. "How are you feeling?" He asks and I take personal stock, for the moment and probably because I haven't moved, I'm in no pain. I simply nod and he seems to understand. "Do you need anything?" I shake my head no, mostly because I don't want to move yet. "You've been out of it for nearly four days. You must be hungry." As if on que my stomach growls making him smile. "I have to go speak with Jenson for a moment, but I will have Eli come check on you and a spread brought in." He says in a soft voice and I simply close my eyes again and tuck back in even as he tries to de-tangle himself from me. The moment the door clicks closed I realize that I have never had to pee more in my life and reluctantly I sit up, trying to take it slow. I slip my legs off the sit of the bed and notice the luckily they have my I.V. on a normal set up that rolls. So not only can I take it to the bathroom but it will help me get there. I go to stand but quickly remember my broken ankle, I'm looking down at it when Eli walks in looking very surprise, probably at my up right state. "Hey, whoa. What are you trying to do?" He says quickly moving to my side, looking very worried. I simply wave a hand towards the bathroom and he seems to understand. "Oh um let me get one of the ladies to help you with that." He says turning towards the door. "Eli." I call and he swiftly turns back looking stunned. "Please if you could just help me to the bathroom, I could take it from there. No need for someone else to get hurt just because I have a full bladder." I say softly and he's torn for a moment before moving back to my side to help me stand. Carefully he helps me move to the bathroom, at the door he releases me looking very concerned. I turn closing the door and i use the counter to hop over to the toilet to sit down. The bathroom is huge, I thinks its actually bigger than my whole master sweet back home. I'm leaning against the counter when a knock comes from the door and it squeaks open a little. "Excuse me Miss, its Audrey. We met the other day, I was wondering if you needed any help?" She asks with out opening the door anymore, so I know I will have to prompt her. "Please." I say and she opens the door enough to look at me and I give her a small smile. She turns closing the door and then back to me. "What can I help with?" She asks seeming like shes trying to control her actions. "Relax, I'd like it if you acted as yourself." I offer and she smiles widely. "I wanted to take a shower but I don't know if I have to be careful with my wounds, can you ask Eli for me and after you help me with the shower, warm clothes would be appreciated." I say and she nods. "Thank you." She bounces out of the room and after a few moments shes back. Helping me strip my clothes and then the bandages, braces and other items holding me together. She helps me hop over to the shower and strips down to her skivvies before we step inside and she turns on the hot water. I want to swoon as it hits me, caressing my cold skin all over but I manage to keep it together as she washes me completely. She helps me sit under the streams and then goes to get my clothes. My legs are crossed at the ankles and pulled up to my chest as my arms are wrapped around them, my face lifted up so water could fall on me. I sit there for a long time like that, even after I notice Audrey is waiting for me. I stay and relax, trying to make myself believe for just a moment, that I have no problems and life isn't really this hard. Unfortunately my peace is cut short with a loud growl followed by a, "What are you doing?" It's Liam, I guess he didn't like how long i was taking. "Sire, I...I was just waiting on the lady...the lady." She says sounding panicked. I reach out my hand using the controls to shut off the water so I can listen better. "She is not to be touched." He growled as he closed in on her and she whimpered, cowering in fear. A potent thing I had no problem discerning from the other smells in the room. "Leave her alone." I command in a loud voice that bombs around the large bathroom. He stills growling but now hes looking at me. Moving towards me. Audrey drops my shirt on the counter and practically runs from the room, scared out of her pretty little mind. "You have no power to command me woman." He growls and my eyebrows raise as he turns to find her but shes long gone, I'll be surprised if I ever see her again. "Are you upset with me for showering?" I ask, his head swinging back to me looking confused on top of still trying to be angry. "No, of course not." He admits. "Then since Eli is the only other allowed to touch me, did you expect him to assist me?" I ask and he actually steps inside the shower. "No." He growls loudly. "Did you expect me to ask you?" I ask a little softer looking up at him and he looks conflicted. "Audrey was only doing as i asked since i could not do it myself, she should not be punished for that. Do you taste her fear?" I ask looking away, it would do no good to see his thoughts change because he thinks i'm judging him. I wait a moment but he says nothing, "Do you enjoy it?" Hes very still for a long moment, then huffs and storms out of the room. My head rests on my arms as I wait for the answer. I moment later i hear a soft squeal and the bathroom door opens and closes once again. Audrey breathes heavily as she moves back to the shower opening. "Wow...thank you, so much...for sticking up for me." She says exasperatedly, trying to compose herself. Which makes me smile softly. "Here, please let me help you up." She says moving to my side, wrapping a towel around me as she helps me onto my one foot and out of the shower stall. She helps me dry and dress in a Henley shirt and another pair of yoga pants and then stops, brushing my hair as I brush my teeth. Seems Liam made sure everything was prepared for me. You know for a man that claims I'm not his, I can only guess that meant his mate, hes gone through an awful lot of trouble. Look at that my eyes and apparently scent saving my ass this time. I just need to be out of here before he figures out I'm actually not. Would love to hear some feedback, drum up interest and the like. If you would like to be tagged let me know and I'll figure it out. This is the first story I will have posted outside of a challenge. THANK YOU FOR ANY SUPPORT! -Shannon Stice (Bloodwoman)

[mercenarypark]

medic hcs

Em made a big hc post for heavy a few days ago [here] and ive been meaning 2 finally do the same w/ medic bcause im gay

note: while i try to be brief about the details, this post is about a gay jewish man in Germany during wwii. to set aside any initial worries, no, he is never kept in the camps- as a jewish person myself it sickens me deep in my stomach to even think of that possibility. but there’s still mentions of n/zism and antisemitism, as one would expect.

also, a fair amount of the details of my medic hcs for his childhood are based on the german side of my family, primarily my grandfather and his father. while i still only know a little about my family history[tm], details like medic’s last name, how his family were able to lay low, etc, are based on the little bits and pieces ive heard from my grandmother #antisemitism #nazism #homophobia #transphobia #satanism #long post #text heavy #tf2 #gore text #medical abuse #malpractice #experimentation mention 

-Medic was born roughly around 1925- he’s in his early 40s around when the game takes place- to the name [redacted] Reichstein. the Reichsteins were reviled in their little town as mad doctors, which was at least somewhat true- they certainly weren’t shy to experimentation on body parts and [willing] subjects. but a good part of the hatred for them stemmed from Good Old Antisemitism, focusing their hate on the fact that they were an openly jewish family and saying that that must be influencing their occasionally morally dubious behavior

-for the longest time, though, people tolerated them- they were the only doctors around, after all. but as time went on, the disgusted glances turned to hate speech, turned to violent threats, and eventually, to violent actions.

-medic’s father, who had long since been debating on moving, finally packed the family up[against his wife’s wishes], and within a night, their home and lab were deserted.

-his father could tell that something terrible was coming. he brought down an ultimatum- they would have to abandon everything jewish about themselves in order to survive. medic was young, still, and didn’t fully understand the severity of why his father seemed so adamant that they never mention holidays they once celebrated, why their old family photos were torn and burned, why his mother was constantly reprimanded when her Yiddish roots showed through her accent

-medic’s father pulled a few favors, and before they moved into a new city, the family name was changed to Reich- a more acceptable, more German name. Reichstein could raise eyebrows, lead to questioning about jewish roots, but there have always been many Reichs in Germany.

-that’s also when Medic got his birthname changed to Ludwig, and he and his mother had to fight like hell for that. his father argued that the last thing they needed was another target on their back- if anyone found out that his son “wasn’t really a boy”, then that would bring the entire family under scrutiny and into danger.

-ludwig refused to take no for an answer. ludwig had always been someone who would rather die than pretend that he’s something he’s not, and this was one of the first signs of that. while he didnt fully understand his connection to judaism, yet, and thus didnt fight to keep it at the time; he DID understand that he wasn’t a girl, and by God did he refuse to pretend otherwise.

-eventually his father relented, though he never once forgot and throughout medic’s childhood, he would bring up how risky it was, how medic was potentially endangering them all.

-to clarify: his father DID technically accept his son being transgender, but he wanted him to repress it, ignore it, force it down and never bring it up, much like their jewish heritage. ludwig refused, and his father never liked that. [when ludwig grew older and became both openly gay AND became a practicing jew again, his father nearly had a fucking heart attack]

-ludwig was heavily isolated for most of his childhood after they moved, partially due to the war’s beginning, partially because his father was afraid of his son giving something away. he was homeschooled by his mother, and rarely left the house, instead spending most of his time playing with the family’s cockatoo, or in his father’s operating room, learning human anatomy

-this isolation[alongside his autism, and veritable cocktail of mental illnesses] helped contribute to medic’s general inability to understand how to interact with people- he is oblivious at the best of times, has no concept of personal space, rarely catches social cues, and has Awful attachment issues. he is overly affectionate with anyone he is even vaguely friendly with, he tends to ramble and talk about uncomfortably personal things without realizing its a bad thing, etc, etc, he is a mess and a half

-he does understand bits and pieces- for example, if he’s physically affectionate with someone, they tend to tense up, and try to get away from him, which means he’s doing something wrong. the problem is that he doesnt understand WHAT he’s doing wrong, or why it’s wrong[answer: he’s covered in blood and bird shit and holding at least one[1] human liver]

-speaking of physical affection, the first time engineer affectionately puts a hand on medic’s shoulder medic fucking freaks out because aside from his parents, NO ONE. no one has ever initiated Friendly Physical Contact with him. usually because theyre freaked out by him in some way. he has no idea how to cope with the fact that someone might actually think of him in a friendly manner to the point of expressing that physically [aside from sexually, which is a whole other story and a half]

-but im getting ahead of myself. the first time ludwig killed a man was when he was 17. a nazi soldier paid an unexpected visit to the Reichs. ludwig, scared for his family’s sake and overwhelmed with a boiling hatred for nazis that had simmered for all of his childhood, killed the man

-his father reacted violently, ranting that now they were doomed, but his mother helped ludwig destroy the body and evidence. by the grace of God, no other nazi followed up that visit- the soldier hadn’t told anyone where he was going, and there had been no witnesses to his visit. and germany was so chaotic at the time, that eventually the man's death was attributed to a previously unnoticed casualty in battle

-that was the first man ludwig killed, and also the first of many, many nazis. he spent a good stretch of his adult life hunting down nazis who had gone under the radar, trying to hide their past ties while still keeping the same disgusting views.

-as ive mentioned, in medical school, ludwig not only became openly gay, but returned to his jewish roots. no longer under his father's roof, and now that the war was over, medic saw no reason to hide aspects of himself any longer. and God help everyone who felt otherwise. especially once the most violently hateful dissenters, began to mysteriously disappear.

-throughout his adult life medic has had Multiple short term, non-serious relationships [including more than his fair share of one night stands], and maybe two serious relationships prior to heavy. neither of those ended well, citing ludwigs mental Fuckery as a big issue. speaking of, his mental fuckery has helped him get into at least a couple abusive relationships, which i wont detail beyond "he survived and healed".

-while he is Jewish, he is the kind of jew who criticizes god every step of the way. at least part of this is due to having to survive during the Shoah.

-the Shoah definitely fucked his mind up. the constant fear for his parents and himself, and the burning hatred for the nazis and everyone who agreed with them or stood back and let them take over, and just overall a horrible sense of helplessness, definitely contributed to a lot of his future mental fuckery, and to his feelings about God. as an adult, and as a doctor, he took the feeling of helplessness he had as a teenager, and flipped it around dramatically- if god didnt help him then, he’d have to become better than god. he would bring retribution where others didnt, and bring power and life to those god would not help.

-he sold his soul to satan sometime around his mid-30s. [this is a sentence that sounds really fucking weird if u dont know much about tf2.] there are a few reasons behind that, but im only gonna talk about one:

-as i've said, medic spent a lot of time murdering nazis who had tried to go into hiding. that's difficult when theyre trying very, very hard to cover up their past. medic struck a deal with satan- in exchange for the names, aliases, and locations of ex-nazis in hiding, he would kill them and send them straight to hell. his soul was just to sweeten the deal.

-ludwig does a Lot of experiments on captured and dead nazis, especially the painful ones. the ol' "removing a patient's skeleton" story was of a nazi officer medic had caught, and medical licence or not, ludwig would do it again in an instant

-medic's flock of homing pigeons, stolen from a wedding van, are like family to him. the original, stolen generation had more pretentious names, as named by their previous owner- mostly well known scientists and philosophers[Archimedes, Newton, Nietzsche, etc]. most of the pigeons he named himself have biblical, jewish names [Mordecai, Elijah, Rebecca, etc]

-ludwig is absolutely never prim, proper, or orderly. if he is wearing a coat that DOESNT have blood and bird shit on it, wait 5 minutes and check again

-he has a tendency to hyperfocus on something and forget things like "humans need food and water to live". heavy usually helps him remember

-medic snores. loudly. and it sounds fucking awful. heavy is, sadly, a very light sleeper. it takes a loooong time for him to finally be able to sleep through medic's snoring, and it winds up being one of the only things he actually CAN sleep through. god help you if you step on a creaky board halfway down the hall, though, because heavy will wake up in an Instant

-if tf2 were in modern times, ludwig's music taste would include a Lot of kesha, klezmer music, black metal, and so on. its varied, is what im saying

-medic, pyro, and soldier all get along surprisingly well together, because they all have a case of "same brain? same brain!", all of them have issues dealing with other people and have problems with processing/understanding things, have trouble w/ psychotic episodes and the like, overall their minds are all wired oddly but somehow they can understand /each other/

-scout accidentally becomes medic's unofficial adopted daughter and thats a whole post and a half on its own. suffice to say medic would do anything for her

-engie, demo, and medic are all Science Gays

-medic also does his best to help demo with his Absolutely Massive Amounts of Trauma and Self Loathing, by at least being a supportive shoulder to lean on when demo tries to drink himself unconscious to forget it all. hes absolutely terrible most of the time at actually saying anything to help, but he can be a good presence, and he has birds. birds help anything

-he has a very casual fling going with spy, since early on in their time at the base. its usually in a state of "on-again off-again", with the latter usually having something to do with how spy acts with scout.

-obviously theres a lot i could say about heavy and medic's relationship, but to put it briefly- theres a loooong time where both of them are "i dont understand social interaction" gays.

-medic is the "i literally dont understand how to act around people im attracted to or that me being extremely overaffectionate around you is due to the fact that im falling in love with you, i dont catch your vague hints towards the fact that you feel the same about me because you literally need to hit me over the head with something in order to get me to catch onto it" gay

-heavy is the "i have spent so many years repressing so much of myself and keeping quiet and not drawing attention to myself, that i physically cannot bring myself to be up front about the fact that im attracted to you. im also afraid of misintepreting signals and i am instead going to assume your over-affectionate attitude is platonic and i am misreading things" gay

-eventually they figure things out and its good and soft and gay

ok its 3 AM and ive been writing on this for at least an hour and a half and i told Em i would go to bed by now dhgfkhhj 

[artificialqueens]

Love Me, Thats All I Ask Of You (1/?) (Pearlet and Famelet) - GilaMonster

A/N ~~~~~~

Nyello I’m GilaMonster. I’m new to writing fics, this is my first. I am here to pour a couple of drops of water on the pearlet drought! I have quite a bit of experience in writing but hey who knows it might be good it might be utter garbage. This is a Phantom of The Opera (2004 movie) based Fanfiction. The pairings are Violet/Pearl AND Fame/Violet and maybe some implied shalaska. If you haven’t watched Phantom of the Opera I strongly suggest you do because A) this fic will not make sense to you B) it’s a good movie/musical/play. The way this will be set up is each chapter will be certain scenes from the movie represented with all the characters in each scene. The way the scenes will be written will be quite like the scene from the movie and there’s just too much content to pack into a single box to keep the readers from boredom and there’s lots of singing and some unnecessary dialogue. I was writing this thinking I could do it in one shot because I fit like two scenes in under 2000 words but I will break it up seeing as I want to give the two most iconic (to me) and drought satisfying scenes their own single chapter. I will be using biological names for most people besides Violet, Katya, and Alyssa. I do apologize with this mother of an author’s note but I just feel there needs to bit of background. I will be posting the character list and the link to the song(s) in the beginning of each chapter so here we go children. (p.s. just to relieve any confusion since there is multiple characters I will be putting letters/initials for each speaker. I have made some changes to the original script/dialogue because we don’t want a whole fanfiction of just singing.

Songs used: Hannibal/rehearsal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QXhzWnJaZI&index=2&list=PLgqUwNabyFTGq-0PXFwTJhShQEZi6I-N2)

Think of me: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ_3Kfx4q-I&list=PLgqUwNabyFTGq-0PXFwTJhShQEZi6I-N2&index=3)

Angel of music: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRiF6161qK0&index=4&list=PLgqUwNabyFTGq-0PXFwTJhShQEZi6I-N2)

Little Lotte/The Mirror: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7hYln0mXVo&index=5&list=PLgqUwNabyFTGq-0PXFwTJhShQEZi6I-N2)

Also here’s some ques and such:

This is body and dialogue

This is character singing

And this is when “He” ominously sings from somewhere.

**** = scene change

Trigger warnings: semi-toxic relationships (eventual), injury, mentions of death, minor character death (eventual) fighting (eventual).

Christine Daae: Violet Chachki ((V))

Viscount Raoul de Chagny: Miss Fame (Kurtis dam-mikkelsen) ((KM))

Erik/The Phantom: Pearl (matt James) ((P/M))

Madame Giry: Michelle Visage (Madame Visage) ((MV))

Meg Giry:  Katya Zamolodchikova (Katya) ((KZ))

Carlotta:  Alyssa Edwards (AE)

Monsieur Reyer: Thorgy Thor (Shane Gilligan ‘monsieur Gilligan’) ((T))

Gilles Andre (new owner #1): Phi Phi O’Hara (Jaremi Carey) (J)

Richard Firmin (new owner #2): Roxxxy Andrews (Michael Feliciano) (MF)

Ubaldo Piangi:  Shangela (Darius J Pierce) (D)

Joseph Buquet: Sharon Needles (Aaron Coady) (AC)

Monsieur Lefevre (old owner of the opera populaire): Rupaul (Monsieur Charles) (RP)

T: “Monsieur Charles… I am rehearsi- “

RP: “Monsieur Gilligan, Madame Visage, ladies and gentlemen please. If I could have your attention. As you know, for weeks there have been rumors of my imminent retirement… I can now tell you that these are all true and I’d like to introduce you to the two gentlemen who now own the opera populaire. Monsieur Jaremi Carey and Michael Feliciano.”

The two men wave at the crowd of dancers, singers, and cast members.

RP: “I’m sure you have all heard of their recent amassed junk business”

J: “Scrap metal… actually.”

RP: “I would also like to introduce you to our new patron, the Vicomte de Chagny.

The crowd of people applaud as the man enters the opera hall. From the stairs of the performers entrance, two women come up the stairs to see the new contributor to the Opera Populaire’s list of support.

V: “It’s Kurtis! Before my father died, you see. I guess you could call us childhood sweethearts.”

V: “He used to call me little Lotte.”

KZ: “Violet, he’s handsome”

Kurtis goes on to speak to the crowd about how his family is honored to support the Opera Populaire.

RP: “Vicomte, gentlemen. This is Alyssa Edwards our leading soprano for five seasons and here is Darius Pierce.

KM: “An honor, signor, but I believe I am keeping you from a rehearsal.”

KM: “I will be there this evening to share your great triumph.

RP: “Thank you once again m. Vicomte”

KM: “My apologies signor.”

The Vicomte leaves the hall, allowing for the rehearsal to continue.

V: “He wouldn’t recognize me.”

KZ: “He didn’t see you.

****

 Madame Visage takes the two new owners aside and begins to tour them around starting first at the section where the dancers are rehearsing. The women are dancing four in a row connected by what resembles the chains used on slaves in the roman era.

MV: “We take a particular pride in the excellence of our ballets, signor”

MF: “I see why, especially that little blonde angel.”

MV: “My daughter Katya.”

MF: “And that exceptional beauty, no relation I trust?”

MV: “Violet Chachki. Promising talent Signor Feliciano, very promising.

J: “Chachki you say? No relation to the famous aerialist?

MV: “His only daughter, orphaned at seven, came to live and trained in the ballet dormitories.”

J: “An orphan you said?”

MV: “I think of her as a daughter also. Gentlemen if you would kindly stand to one side.”

  The men step to the side as the rehearsal continues. The dancers split apart and a wooden elephant is pushed in. The performers attempt to get in order, Darius steps on Alyssa’s dress which causes her to snap at him and she turns to Jaremi and Michael, singing incredibly loud, obviously looking for attention and approval. The two men chuckle and continue to stare at the dancers watching every step, every leap, every jump. The rehearsal ended as all the performers all leave the stage, Alyssa visibly angered.

  AE: “Ah, Chachki, all they want is your dancing!”

RP:” Vicomte is very excited about tonight’s gala.”

  “Well, I hope he’s as excited about dancing girls as your two new managers, because tonight I am not singing! Goodbye everyone! Now its finished. Get my doggie, bring my doggie, good-bye.” Alyssa yells while stomping away.

  J: “What do we do?”

RP:” Grovel… grovel, grovel.

MF: “Right.”

  The men pursue Alyssa and shower her in compliments to get her to return. Jaremi mentions an aria in third act of Hannibal. Alyssa complains and says that she would’ve done it but someone didn’t finish her costume, she’s tired and she hates her hat. Jaremi was lucky enough to get her to do a small performance of it right at once. Alyssa began to sing and the men in the upper workings of the hall leaned over the railing to get a good look at her, not noticing the figure brushing past them in a hurry. The ropes on one of the curtain is untied by someone and it starts falling close to the diva. She is knocked down by the curtain and becomes absolutely enraged. The woman is shouting, pounding her fists on the ground, and kicking in a tantrum like manner.

  RP: “Coady! For God’s sake, man, what’s going on there?”

  “Please Monsieur! Don’t look at me. With god as my judge I was not at my post. There’s no one there: or if there is, it must be a ghost…” The man bares his teeth comedically trying to scare the people around him.

  J: “Signora, these things do happen.”

AE: “For the past three years these things do happen, and did you stop these things from happening? No! And you are just as bad as them ‘these things do happen’. Until you stop these things from happening, this thing does not happen”

AE: “Darius c’mon! Bring my doggie and my boxes”

D: “Amateurs”

  Alyssa storms out of the hall leaving Darius to carry everything including the little Chihuahua/terrier. While this ordeal goes down Madame Visage goes to inspect the spot of the incident and a little envelope flutters down to the floor. A wax skull seals it. Reading the note, she walks over to the men.

  RP: “Gentlemen, good luck. If you need me I shall be in Australia.” J: “Signora Edwards she will be coming back wont she?”

MV: “You really think so monsieur? I have a message from the opera ghost.”

MF:” Oh god in heaven you’re all obsessed!”

MV: “He welcomes you to his opera house.-“

MF: “His opera house?”

MV: “And commands that you leave box five open for his use and reminds you that his salary is due.”

MF: “His salary?”

MV: “Monsieur Charles used to give him twenty thousand francs a month.”

J: “Twenty thousand francs?

MV: “Perhaps you could afford more, with the Vicomte de Chagny as your patron”

MF: “I had hoped to make that announcement public tonight when the Vicomte was to join us at the gala. But obviously, we shall have to cancel as it appears we lost our star.

  Michael looks around the room frantically trying to find any sort of way he and Jaremi could save the show.

  J: “There has to be an understudy.”

T: “An understudy? There is no understudy for Miss Edwards!”

MF: “A full house Jaremi, we have to refund a full house.”

MV: “Violet Chachki could sing it sir.”

MF: “The chorus girl? Don’t be silly.”

MV: “She’s been taking lessons from a great teacher.”

MF: “Who?”

V: “I don’t know his name monsieur.”

MV: “Let her sing for you, she has been well taught.”

J: “All right then, come on, don’t be shy, come on, come on.”

T: “Just, just… from the beginning of the aria please mademoiselle.”

Think of me, think of me fondly when we’ve said goodbye

Remember me once in a while, please promise me you’ll try

The girl sings quietly at first. All the performers come back onto the stage some confused, others in awe. She continues her song, looking back at Madame Visage and gains confidence from the look of approval in the older woman’s eyes.

When you find that once again you long, to take your heart back and be free. If you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me

****

The Lights are down and the show is already in the third act part way through the aria. Violet is on the stage in an elegant white gown. She executes each note with precision, a woman of dignity and grace. The men up above are stunned and even under the opera hall he himself is in awe.

We never said “our love was evergreen”, Or “as unchanging as the sea” But if you can still remember, Stop, and think of me

Think of all the things We’ve shared and seen Don’t think about the Things which might have been

Think of me, think of me waking, Silent and resigned Imagine me trying too hard to put you from my mind

Recall those days, look back on all those times Think of the things we’ll never do There will never be a day When I won’t think of you.

The Vicomte sits in box five, puzzled yet staring intently. He thinks to himself.

“Can it be- Can it be Violet?” He stands up and applauds.

“Bravo!”

“Long ago it seems so long ago, how young and innocent we were. She may not remember me but I remember her.” Kurtis says to himself as he walks from his seat trying to find a way to see her after the show.

We never said “our love was evergreen” or “as unchanging as the sea” But please promise me that sometimes, you will think of me!

****

Violet finds herself downstairs at the chapel lighting a candle for her father.

??: Brava, Brava, Bravissimi

KZ: “Violet, Violet?”

??: Violet…

KZ: “Where in the world have you been hiding? Really you were perfect. I only wish I knew your secret. Who is your great tutor?”

V: “Katya, when your mother brought me here to live. Whenever I come down here alone to light a candle for my father I hear a voice from above. And in my dreams, he was always there. You see, when my father lay dying. He told me an angel will protect me. An angel of music.”

KZ: “Violet do you believe? Do you think the spirit of your father tutored you?”

V:” Who else Katya, who? Father once spoke of an angel. I used to dream he’d appear. Now as I sing I can sense him, and I know he’s here. Here in this room he calls me softly, somewhere inside hiding. Somehow, I know he’s always with me. He, the unseen genius.”

KZ: “Violet you must have been dreaming, stories like this can’t come true. Violet you’re talking in riddles and it’s not like you.”

V: “Angel of music guide and guardian, grant to me your glory.”

KZ: “Who is this angel. This- “

V: “Angel of music hide no longer. Secret and strange angel.”

V: “He’s with me, even now.”

KZ: “Your hands are cold.”

V: “All around me.”

KZ: “Your face violet its white.”

V: “It frightens me.”

KZ: “Don’t be frightened”

****

Violet enters her room with Madame visage and she is pushing the door shut trying to keep the swarm of people from pushing in.

“You did very well my dear. He’s very pleased with you.” The older woman says handing Violet a rose with a black ribbon tied around it.

Outside the room, Michael and Jaremi are talking to Kurtis. Michael pats the young man on the shoulder.

M: “Ah, we’ve made quite the discovery with miss Chachki. Perhaps we can present her to you, dear Vicomte.”

KM: “Gentlemen, if you please. This is one visit I’d like to make unaccompanied thank you.”

Kurtis goes over to the door and enters the room slowly.

KM: “Little Lotte let her mind wander. Little Lotte thought; Am I fonder of dolls, or of goblins of shoes.”

V: “Kurtis…”

KM: “Or of riddles of frocks, those picnics in the attic or of chocolate”

V: “Father playing the violin- “

KM: “As we read to each other dark stories of the north”

V: “No, what I love best Lotte said, is when I’m asleep and the Angel of Music sings songs in my head.”

With each phrase, he got closer and closer to violet until he was right beside her.”

 “Oh, you’re so like an angel tonight.” Kurtis sighs, embracing the girl. He releases her and she whispers to him.

V: “Father said ‘When I’m in heaven, child. I will send the angel of music to you.’ Well, father is dead Kurtis, and I have been visited by the Angel of Music.”

KM: “No doubt of it, and now we’ll go to supper.”

V: “No, Kurtis, the Angel of Music is very strict.”

 “Well I shan’t keep you up late!” the man says chuckling.

“Kurtis, no.” Violet hisses. Her face is a combined expression of worry, anger, and confusion.

“You must change. I’ll order my carriage. Two minutes Little Lotte.”

“No Kurtis, wait!” Kurtis exits the room shutting the door behind him. The candles go out and the door locks itself. There is a cold air and uneasy feeling in the room.

???: “Insolent boy! This slave of fashion, basking in your glory! Ignorant fool! This brave young suitor, Sharing in my triumph!”

“Angel I hear you! Speak, I listen… stay by my side guide me! Angel my soul was weak – forgive me… enter at last Master!”

???: “Flattering child, you shan’t know me, see why in shadow I hide! Look at your face in the mirror, I am there inside!”

Violet walks towards the mirror looking at the taller dark blonde man behind the two-way mirror. A white mask covers half of his face.

“Angel of Music! Guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! Angel of Music! Hide no longer! Come to me strange angel.”

???: “I am your angel of music. Come to me: Angel of Music.”

Kurtis returns to the door, grasping at the handle which won’t budge.

 “Whose is that voice? Who is that in there?” He tries pushing on the door to get into the room, but it won’t move.

???: “I am your Angel of Music.”

“Violet…Violet!” Kurtis shouts pounding on the door. Violet moves the mirror aside revealing a passageway filled with candles and the masked man standing in front of her.

???: “Come to me angel of music.”

Violet takes one step closer to him and gently grasps his hand.

AN#2 Its gila again if y'all made it this far either congrats if you liked it sorry if you hated it. i will finish the next chapter soon. i have two exams this week so i’ll work on that after.

[lanyard09]

Emoji Prompt

@dark-demons-tears-rp this is for you! i loved yours! Hope you love mine!! <3

YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE

Leonardo: He would never ever share his Dangos but for Nÿx, he'd let her have them all. Or of course watch and tease her as she eats the treat he made for himself. "Do you enjoy balls in your mouth love?"

Lori: She LOVES her cold stone creamery birthday cake ice cream with chocolate chip, but when her beloved dragon wants some, she’ll give him but making a mental note to order a pint next time she was in the mortal realm.

YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE

Lori: Hadn’t forgotten her own but she didn’t remember telling Jabb. So whatever he does to surprise her, she’s gonna be super grateful. “Jabberwock! I love you but I don’t need more lingerie! You always tear it anyway!!”

Leonardo: He will be shocked but happy. He and his brothers never settled on a date so they just said the week after Lori’s would be good. He’d be grinning behind his mask, enjoying his present: Nyx in their playroom for begging for him.

YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK

Leonardo: He’d welcomed the peppermint tea Nyx so graciously brought to him. He loves hot tea. Any tea really. And to be honest, it’s been awhile since he’s had a good cuppa. So he’ll pull her in and hug her tight as he sips the drink, thanking her.

Lori: It can only mean one thing when Jabb brings her hot chocolate, the cruel red sea is about to crash. She will never know how he knows but no matter the weather, the hot coco will help get through the roughest parts. Thank god her husband can reheat her cup at will.

YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE

Lori: The blonde tends to be in awe at a lot but when she sees that her husband has made her favorites, it’s like she has fallen for him all over again! “Devilishly handsome, a smile to kill my heart, is a bad-ass dragon, AND can cook?”

Leonardo: He would eat it happily and gratefully. And he would fight anyone who tried to take his wife’s cooking away from him. IT’S ALL SO DAMN GOOD!! He will be in a food coma for a good hour after eating everything up. “I have died and married an angel.”

YOUR MUSE TELLING MINE A SPOOKY STORY BY TORCHLIGHT

Leonardo: He isn’t scared of anything. His training made him face every fear in the book and on-line. He’s a trained ninja, jump-scares don’t even make him blink. Try as Nyx will, he wont budge from his calm smile as he listens to her voice.

Lori: This girl? Oooooo boy. She is a scardy cat through and through. She cant even make up a story. She HATES horror. So when Jabb tries to scare her, best believe she is running away screaming like a banshee. FIGHT or FLIGHT? OH HELL NO!!! BBBYYYEE!!

YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE

Lori: How she let him talk him into a scary movie, she’ll never know but that girl has made herself a fort of protectiveness! Withing her couch cushion and pillow fort, she’ll hide and tremble at all the gore and murders. Her hand will wiggle out to hold her beloved’s but she’s gotta stay in her fort.

Leonardo: Again scared? Hardly! He’d point out the shot wasn’t in focus and that the boom mic is in the reflection. He’s been through so many horror movie marathons with Mikey that he knows pretty much every movie there is. But his arms would stay securely around Nyx. She was his lifeline after all and there is cuddling in movie watching.

YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE

Lori: Would be giggling as she falls to one knee dramatically in their bedroom, “Oh dragon! How can I wait for a knight I do not love? Don’t you see? I’ve fallen for you!” She’d laugh at his shocked face but stand and kiss his ring that was given to him by her. She’s got her beloved ring on her left ring finger but she thought she could try her luck of proposing.

Leonardo: Oh boy, it’s happened already but a quick summary: He is nervous as hell!! Like there’s a .001% chance she could say no. But he goes through with it, showing off the ring he chose for her. Of course she says yes! No one had seen a truly happy Leonardo until that moment. He can’t stop smiling for the rest of his life.

YOUR MUSE REVEALING THAT THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH MY MUSE’S BABY

Lori: Is already prego with his child but: If she could have surprised him, she would. She’d be almost romantic about the reveal, planning it for a day where it was just the two of them. “So where could we put the nursery?” She’d ask this when they plan the layout for their joint floor in the castle. She’s wait for his question and grin at him, “Well I mean your heir will be coming in 9 months so you might want to decide now….father to be.” I dont think their eyes would stop crying for quite some time.

Leonardo: Losing a prank off by Mikey, Leo has to prank Nyx. It doesn't go over well but Nyx does laugh at his attempt of the humor. (Note: if she turned it around on him, he’d fall to his knees crying. He’s always wanted a family of his own and having his wife pregnant...it’s a miracle to him.)

YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE)

Lori: Being a romantic at heart and being failed in the boyfriend department, this girl would just swoon at any kiss Jabb is willing to give her. She can’t believe he is hers. Like bonded and a married in every way possible. But as she looks at him, lips swollen from a stolen kiss, she’s gonna grin and blush like mad. She’s not use to being loved this much. To this day she is still adjusting.

Leonardo: Getting random kisses from Nyx just makes his day so much brighter. He could be irritated by his training and one kiss from her and it all disappears. If hearts could be in his eyes, they would be when she’s around. But when it comes to those neck kisses, better believe she is being picked up and taken to their playroom. She can’t make him horny and get away with it. Not on his watch.

YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG

Leonardo: He would do this in secret and never ever tell anyone he did. He’d hug Jabberwock once he found out that Jabb paid for the ring on Nyx’s finger when he didnt have to. He would choke back a sob as he whispers a thank you before disappearing.

Lori: Would always hug Nyx when they are near. “Lo! You just saw me in the other room!” “I CANT HELP THAT I MISS MY SIS! NOW GET OVER HERE FOR A DAMN HUG WOMAN!!!”

YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY

Lori: Being called a dolphin because of the way she swims. Literally this girl can’t get enough of water. In her youth, she would only come up for air in small breaths. She loves the ocean and sea though she’s never been so going to a aquarium with her beloved is like the best thing ever. She’d never let go of his hand for anything, always in awe and looking at him happily.

Leonardo: Being a turtle he’s always curious to watch the turtles at aquariums. If Nyx took him there, he’s be lost in watching his normal counterparts. He’d not move. At all. He just cant stop watching them and comparing himself to them. “They have the same eyes as me..”

YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG

Leonardo: Would laugh at his demon wife high on the kitchen table pointing to a normal spider as it carried out its day. "Really? Spiders? That's what you're afraid of?” He’d capture the spider and set into the gardens before calming his wife down.

Lori: She doesn’t seem to like them but like Leonardo she’d be grateful when Jabb doesnt kill it but let it free. The fabric of the clothing in her hands might have nail holes from her death grip.

YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS

Lori: When Jabb presents her with any number of flowers, she’s gonna tear up. “This (these) is (are) for me?? Thank you!” Needless to say, Jabberwock is gonna get a acquainted with all his flowers as Lori thanks him in the garden..Without panties on.

Leonardo: Is not use to getting flowers. He’ll accept anything from his wife. “Oh I see you are giving me another one.” (“Huh?) He’d wrap his arms around her and breathe her in lovingly, “Ah! You are the most beautiful flower in the garden, wife.”

YOUR MUSE AND MY MUSE PLANTING A GARDEN TOGETHER

Leonardo: A zen garden. For him? No way. He’d be precise and creative when helping her. And when the project is done, He’d use it straight away to show just how much he loves it. But trust me, when he’s done, he’s gonna find her and mess up their work. The lines will be blurred with Nyx’s back marks.

Lori: Is already spoiled but having time with Jabb, alone, is more than she could dream. They plant her old state’s flower and a few crops so she can always have a piece of her past with her future. “Think Junior will like seeing corn?”

YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP

Leonardo: Is like Jabb. He loves to watch Nyx sleep. She looks so precious as she curls into his chest. You can bet her hair is played with a lot as he watches her. When she has a nightmare, he’s right there to hold her, whispering calming things to her, “Get them Nyx. Don’t let them in. I’m here. I’m here.

Lori: She loves, just LOVES, cuddling Jabb. He is her heater and she could not ask for more. But on the few times, he falls asleep before her, she cant help but look at him. He’s so handsome and she likes to try to memorize every scar on his face that he shows to her. Like Leo though, Lori is gonna run her hands through his hair. It’s so soft and it seems divine and she’ll drift to sleep, one hand on his cheek, and the other in his hair.

YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING

Lori: Stargazing? She has never! And thankfully Jabb can tell her everything she wants to know. Cuz the girl has endless questions. Like a child, she’ll trace the stars with her finger, trying to connect them. But after so long her hands are gonna wander. Jabb might be in mid lecture and cut off with his wife kissing her way down his chest to his pants.

Leonardo: When Nyx tells him of her origin with the stars, he’s gonna love them more. He’ll watch the stars as he listens to her, never really interested until now. When she is finished, he’ll pull her onto his chest and kiss her into next Tuesday. And with this couple, hot making out always leads to hot sex :)

⛈ YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE DURING A THUNDERSTORM

Leonardo: Loves water so naturally rain makes him calm. It’s the noise that makes him. And finding out that Nyx shares the same joy? Who needs comforting? They will both be out and dancing. A kiss in the rain? PPFFFTTTT Oh hell no, Nyx better be ready for hot sex in the rain, cuz the rain isn't the only thing that will drip down her thighs if he has anything to do with it!

Lori: So quick secret here. Lori has a fear of thunderstorms so she and Jabb will be snuggling in their room for the storm. If it’s an all day thing? Well sleep, eat and some loving, but that bed wont be left. And for once Jabb will be worn out with their….uh….sexual activities.

YOUR MUSE SLATHERING MY MUSE IN SUNBLOCK

Lori and Leo: Yeah I mean I think all 4 would tease the shit out of the other in the couple. I mean...like having them begging for more and then playing as innocent as possible….which with all of them….not so much. LOL

☂ YOUR MUSE SHIELDING MY MUSE FROM RAIN

Leonardo: He has to smile as she uses her magic to shield him. How sweet of her. And he would tell her over and over. “You dont have to love. But thank you. Don’t catch a cold.” He’d tell her over and over. But it warms his heart that she cares so damn much for him.

Lori: “Jabb…..what are you doing?” “Shielding you both from the rain.” With a large wing spanning over her head, she can walk in peace without being drenched. Secret time again. Though scared of thunderstorms, Lori cant help but love the rain. She will stare at it and listen to the calming effect for hours.

YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE

Lori: Would squeal as the cold hit her back, “NYX!! IMMA KILL YA!” She’d turn and be throwing them right back. Win it comes to tit for tat, Lori always brings it. So Nyx will have quite a battle on her hands. Friendly of course. :)

Leonardo: Would laugh and then see who it was. A smirking Jabb. Oh hell no. Though the demon buries him, Leo doesnt give up so easily. He’ll plow through until he collapses from exhaustion.

YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE

Lori: HAVE YOU SEEN JABB? HE’S A FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’D BE DOWN ON HER KNEES PRAISING HIM AND….a bit more than that ;)

Leonardo: A wet Nyx? SIGN THIS TURTLE UP! That shower water would turn cold but nothing could be further. It’s hot, hot, HOT!!!!!!!! Like her body on his!!

YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN 'ENORMOUS’ MOUSE

Lori: After crying and screaming, Jabb will be her savior and she would be all over him when the cof baby mouse is gone. “You saved me baby!” Followed by multiple kisses all over his face.

Leonardo: Saved? Sure. He’d let her save him from the ‘huge’ mouse. Even though he didnt know it was there until she screamed bloody murder first.

YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE

Lori: Is the luckiest girl in the world to have found this demon. With a sigh, she’ll sink in and watch him, “Join me love. Your tub is big enough for us both.” It will be a soothing time for them both. Cuz they need it bad.

Leonardo: Will churr happily as he sinks in. His eyes will lock with Nyx and he will smile like a devil. “You are amazing...aaaahhhhhh.” A relaxed Leo? Call a doctor he must be sick?! His only cure?? Nyx joining him for some relaxing time.

YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE

Lori and Leonardo: Will be so honored and overjoyed. A portrait of either of them?? Seriously??  That shit would be framed and glorified! “Oh yeah that portrait? It was done by wife/husband/sister/pain in my ass.” (Can you guess who is who?)

YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME

Lori: Sucks at so many sports. So she will pretty much she will fail immediately, whether she misses the ball or completely trips over her own feet, she will fail. BUT she will laugh and keep trying! How else is she gonna learn for Junior?

Leonardo: Is gifted….not like that!!! Well.. yeah but!! He can pretty much do any sport Nyx challenges him. And no, unlike Jabb, he’s playing for the gold. Even if its against his wife, he wont hole back. So enjoy the comparativeness cuz hes bringing it!

YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE

Leonardo: Stops in his tracks. That voice was coming from his wife? That heavenly sound was coming from Nyx?? He will always ask her to sing for him. He loves her voice and it just soothes him to no end.

Lori: Will be wide eyed shocked. Like for real. That baritone panty dropping voice is from Jabb?? No way! She will melt when he sings for her, eyes shut to get the tingles his voice gives her.

YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER

Leonardo: Will keep it locked away forever. Bedside drawer. He will reread it so many times, he could recite it to her. And he does. He loves her honeyed words and loves to make her blush with them. Will he use it in the bedroom? Of course hunny!! that turtle will kiss down her throat slowly, making her tell him what the note said. If she gets some wording wrong, the slow torture becomes slower until she isn't coherent anymore.

Lori: Note in hand, this girl is gonna find Jabb and tackle him with love. She’ll kiss him over and over, crying at his words. “You are the sweetest man ever!!” Like Leo, she’s gonna keep it close. If Jabb is away at a meeting and she is lonely? She’ll read it and smile. He does love her huh?

YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT

Lori: Still not use to being given gifts, she’ll be surprised, “Oh Nyx! It’s wonderful! Thank you!!!” She could not be more thankful and the giver will be showered with thanks and praises.

Leonardo: Will not accept them from Jabb. He’s done to much for him. Nope. He can’t. But from Nyx? Hes gonna treasure it, no matter how small or large it is. “Nyx. Thank you. I love it.” And he isnt lying at all.

YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE

Lori: Can not believe he is doing this in the middle of the market and screaming it to prove a point. She will blush and blush and blush some more. Oh boy! But she does smile happily, pulling him down and kissing him for the world to see. That’s how Jabb introduced Lori to the surrounding town by his castle.

Leonardo: Will be shocked. Nyx is openly affectionate but publicly telling the whole realm she loves him? He’d never expect it. She’d be embraced so quickly that her head would spin as he dips her low and kisses her. Yes, he was hers and she was his. And that thought always made him smile.

YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS

Lori: Would laugh loudly, “Nyx! Of course we will be friends! We’re better than that though! We are sisters!!” The raven haired beauty would be hugged to death by her sister.

Leonardo: Will laugh in Jabb’s face regardless if it was a dare or not. “More like thrown together family Jabb.” He can’t even like pretend. It’s Jabb. He is always messing with Leo.

(oh wow. this took forever but i loved it!)

[kitsune-ryu-neko]

VLD Season 2

Spoilers OH BOY

Episode 1 Pidge is adorable as always Coran through the years ~ omg he looks hilarious and awesome every time Poor Allura Shiro and Keith…. I know they have a backstory but like…when are we gonna get it??? Keith piloted the Black Lion!!! Awesome Poor Shiro is injured, I hope he gets that healed. Pidge is a frigging genius!!!

Episode 2 Mermaids!!! We all thought Lance was the pun master when in actuality it was always Hunk!!! XD Lance is more serious than the jokester persona we give him… Hunk and Lance episode o3o Hey we get merpeople, an underwater world, and a sea monster XP

 Episode 3 THAT TITLE THO?!??! OH SHIT IT WAS THE DOCTOR THAT HELPED HIM ESCAPE??? Yes, I would like to know too. Where are Sam and Matt Holt? AWWW MAN THAT SACRIFICE!!! DX Ok…guys…this doesn’t surprise anyone. We all knew that Blade thing was coming. Keith is somehow connected to the Galra. (I’m not basing it on the original because writers might have changed some things).

 Episode 4 What kind of title…Greening the Cube? (Is this gonna be about Pidge and the green lion?) Pidge, saving lives on step at a time. THAT DECONTAMINATION!!! EVERY SHOT THERE IS SOMEONE BEING A FLIPPING DORK. Lance in water, Shiro and the hairdryer <_< This episode seems to be all about tech….and now they are going to a world of engineers….SAM AND MATT HOLT ARE YOU THERE?!?!? Pidge learn to love nature! XD This is totally a Pidge episode *O* Pidge is so cute when she gets excited about tech XD Kira kira ~~~ Keith……Keith…..your concerns about being connected to the Galra are showing…

 Episode 5 Poor Pidge…XD Coran…..you should just stay in one room for now holy frig…But I think they will find some way to make that useful to them… I have so many theories on how the Galra keep finding them…Shiro’s arm, the black lion, possibly Keith.... Keith and Lance are heading to a pool…..Honestly that never came to my mind because I figured there wouldn’t be one on the ship…. I WILL BET YOU ANYTHING THAT SOMEONE IS GONNA DRAW LANCE AND KEITH AS PACHA AND KUZCO FROM THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE!!! Ok…I don’t even ship Shallura but that hand touch?!?! Coran for Yuri On Ice AU?!?! Ok Allura being the thing that is tracked is not what I was expecting… Bet you guys those cookies that Hunk made are gonna be the solution… I TOLD YOU THAT CORANS CONDITION WAS GONNA BE USEFUL!!! XD What do you mean TIME is on your side, Zarkon???

 Episode 6 Idk…I don’t think its Allura… Zarkon’s forces only showed up on Aris after everyone was there…just sayin… Everyone is saying pretty plausible ways on how he could be tracking them… Keith and Allura both think they are to blame….. Coran asking the important questions XD Shiro for the love of god put on your frigging helmet mask thing wtf that thing doesn’t evne look like it has an atmosphere!!! Is this bitch really being CHOOSY over who the fuck is saving their asses? Poor Keith has all these hidden worries….I feel bad for him…. Aw man….Keith probably thinks he is Galra and Allura doesn’t trust any of them and that probably really hurts….He thinks his friends wont give him the benefit of a doubt and instead turn on him… v.v Coran looks awesome. Alfor was a Red Paladin??? *COUGHCOUGHITLOOKSLIKEKEITHSKNIFECOUGHCOUGH*

Episode 7 Space Mall…this is gonna be where Lance got the cow XD Alfor in the background of the picture… I bet Allura is gonna disguise herself and sneak out OMFG THOSE DISGUISES!!! I feel like they are cosplaying…. Oh well nevermind about the sneaking out thing... The mice are putting on a cute show. That’s adorable! Oh those wings !!! Ohh…ohh…OH….Astral plane here we come!!! That fight was intense but the black lion chose SHIRO!!! OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO ALLURA’S HAIR?!?! Lance got the cow XD

 Episode 8 “That’s not better.” XD Ok…so IF something were to happen to Shiro then Keith would pilot the balck lion. And IF Keith is Galra then that makes anyone connected to the black lion somehow connected to the Galra…. This soldier Keith is fighting looks female…It doesn’t mean anything really its just something I thought about since all the galra we see so far are male. The more fighters I see the more I think this…some are male and some are female…I think.. AWWWWWWW Keith looks so torn up ;-; He’s…at the shack now…flashback!?!?!? His dad….Galra….mother gave him the blade…. I can already hear the fandom screaming. Keith is Galra…even if only half… Things are about to go down!

 Episode 9 Allura….I know you either think or know Keith is Galra but quitting giving him snide looks…. He is still on your side <_< oohhh so everyone knows ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THEY FOUND THAT PERSON IN A GODDAMN STOMACH??? Thace seems to be in a lot of trouble… And everyone saying stuff about Keith being galra is kinda insensitive..i mean he probably feels bad enough already...

 Episode 10 Is this gonna be the episode where they find Sam and Matt Holt because….Shiro and Pidge both know them and they both went…soo…. PLEASE??!?! Maybe its sam and Matt Holt????? PLEASE?!?!?! If they are there….lance or shiro will find them… LANCE NOOOO YOU ARE FINE OMFG DON’T DO THIS TO YOURSELF!!! DX Shiro just knock this guy out and then he wont talk. OMG MATT ESCAPED!!

Episode 11 Shay is adorable That thing is back…wow… “Quit back-lion driving!” ALLURA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?! DON’T BE A BITCH OMG WTF ALLURA!!! -__- Thace is screwed…. Btw…I get the feeling even if they do defeat Zarkon…there will be a bigger threat?

 Episode 12 REALLY ALLURA?! Pidge is like…is this a thing? Thank god she made up with keith… The backgrounds/galaxy is beautiful! Looks like we aren’t getting sam and matt holt ;-; So many are sacrificing themselves v.v Now they all gotta fight zarkon…

 Episode 13 Final episode omg.. Zarkon hasn’t been listening to anyone. Not even his advisors…haggar…no one…He is gonna be his own demise… Oh frig…Allura… Ohhh so Allura is gonna go face Haggar…. Now would be the time to mention…a lot of people theorize Haggar might be Altean…. Allura being a badass! OMG THE FANDOM WAS RIGHT! SHE IS ALTEAN!!! They didn’t make sure that zarkon was dead…. Shit….Shiro is missing so Keith will have to pilot the black lion and possibly Allura for red…. Ohhhh Lotor…the guy you guys were talking about… But….but that’s the end? ;-; OH COME THE FRIG ON!!!

 Ok so THINGS I WANNA KNOW ABOUT: - Where are the Holts? - When will they return to Earth? - If I was the enemy and knew where their home planet was I would threaten it until they gave up the lions…. - Was the Galra soldier in the stomach of that beast a female? - If so maybe….Keith’s mother? - How the hell did Keith even get to Earth? - How do Shiro and Keith know each other? - Will any of them ever see or speak of their families ever again? - I can’t fucking believe they didn’t stay to kill Zarkon…. Like if you are gonna fight your enemy then make sure they are dead. - Where the fuck is Shiro? - I never saw the original so who the fuck is Prince Lotor? - How did Keith get that knife? - When are we gonna know more about the Garrison? - Why is Haggar Altean and why did Haggar betray her people? - So far Keith being Galra and Prince Lotor are confirmed from the original series...and Shiro is missing... SO IS SHIRO GONNA DIE THEN?!  - What other things from the original should we all need to know now? DX