#i woke up five minutes ago

[quimble]

Currently searching around for Jekyll and Lanyon makeup ideas.

There is someone who inspired me to do this.

You know who you are.

[bad-decisions-and-glitter-tape]

Deck the halls with poion ivy

Fa la la la la, la la la la,

Ti's the season to be jolly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la,

I've tasted Satan's asshole and it

Tasted like 3 hours of mint

Deck the halls with poison ivy,

Fa la la la la, la la la la~

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[jamoncitofail]

What would happen if Teruhashi or Yumehara found out about Kuriko “confessing” to Matsuzaki?

Like, probably Yumehara founds out by accident one time while eavesdropping (is it really an accident if she was eavesdropping?) on a conversation.

She listened Takahashi tell someone about how a “cute girl with light pink hair and glasses” confessed to Mr Matsuzaki after school one day, but he searched for her after (to, yk, ask her out) and he didn’t found her.

And at first she doesn’t think it’s Kuriko, until she tells Teruhashi and she’s like “what if it’s Kuriko?” Because there aren’t many people with pink hair, and Kuriko has their school uniform but doesn’t actually go there anymore (according to them).

And now they’re thinking of why would she like him. And Teruhashi remembers (from the times that she has gone to Kusuo’s house) that Kuniharu is kind of… pathetic. So now they think that she has daddy issues

[15-lizards]

heyy hannah! love your stuff! what’s your opinion of the way the show depicted gwayne and him generally as a character? (personally i also loved freddie fox’s casting)

I adored him omggggg I love what Freddie Fox did with him. The eldest son but he’s not even the favorite because his dad is too busy with his daughterwife to notice. He’s bitter ab his father’s rejection but Alicent also hates all the attention and pressures from Otto god they just can’t win I love it. I also love how him and Criston got a little antagonistically homoerotic with it. Absolutely despise each other but they’re in the same boat they ARE suffering together!

[yourdreamsweetheart]

I keep having really nice dreams but they're also frustrating me when I wake up I keep having nice ones where I get a lot of attention . . it's mostly either I have a boyfriend , someone confesses to me , or I just get internet attention , like I lot of comments praising me or something While I do love it so it's annoying waking up and having nothing to do unlike dream me (;´Д`)

[stbernardsitsatthetopofthedrvway]

don’t feel bad, we’re in the same boat 💞

Feeling like dogshit because I'm only getting out of bed now :[

[candycryptids]

Get to know me better! Tagged by @zylphiacrowley and @ahollowgrave ✨

Last Song: Space Ghost Coast To Coast by Glass Animals (YouTube link) cos it’s on my ‘spooky’ playlist for Carbs 😂 it’s actually one of the few songs on that with like, proper lyrics

Favorite Color: Orange! And Yellow! And Green! And Purple…!! (My favorite in FFXIV color though, is Celeste Green. She doesn’t lose!)

Currently Watching: Season 10 of Hermitcraft! We’re trying to keep up with MumboJumbo, Grian, Rendog, Geminitay, Bdouble0, Smallishbeans, Zedaph, and ImpulseSV :) …. Remember how I reblogged that pill about having interests I just don’t talk about? Yeah this is one of them. Lol. We’re also watching Zedaph’s new solo create mod series 😌

Last Movie: Beetlejuice (1988) for my brothers birthday, it was just as silly and fun as I remembered!

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: yes. I think my general go-to is, Sweet breads, Spicy Noodles/Meats and Savory Veggies…. But I couldn’t pick just one over the others 🤔 I could MAYBE drop Savory for a sweet/spicy in S-tier tho

Relationship Status: Poly, married (commitment/ceremony only can’t legally marry where I live), and not super fussed (personally) about finding more dates/people to add to it. I can’t even joke about needing a sugar daddy I’m just not cut out for that I’m too aro-ace

Current Obsession: U h….. being alive. Jkjk I just chewed through all the available chapters of Greatest real Estate Developer, it took me a while to suck up and read ‘the popular thing’ cos i thought it was gonna be like other infinite power up fantasy Story-Book Isekai’s but it’s actually really charming- the artist, adaptor, AND author are all having a really good time working on the series from the ‘extras’ they posted and the expressions are………. Well if I ever get around to posing the stuff I have in mind you’ll see the influences I’m sure. 🫣 …. Also I’m still super obsessed with FFXIV and all my blorbs- rn the spotlight is flickering a lil tho cos I gotta clench my jaw and just take the time to do some work in blender instead of playing the game and spinning the camera real fast around my beans cos my beans are still BROKEN lol. I gotta find a way to update Lev’s skin and Mochiie needs to be rebuilt from the ground floor still basically.

Last thing in my search history: ………….

“Beetlejuice 1988” I was making sure I was putting down the right year cos I knew it was a lil older than me but not by a bunch but I couldn’t remember /)////////(\ sh.

People I wanna know better: Uhm! I’m tagging @becquerelnoir @cadrenebula @archaiclumina @oneiroy uh, I actually dunno who has or hasn’t done this 🫣 no pressure to do this if you don’t wanna or you’ve been tagged already! Also if I didn’t tag you and you WANT to be tagged you can pretend I did or even just send me a dm and I’ll tag you XD this monster says you’re ‘it’ if you wanna be

[charleslee-valentine]

If I had I nickel for every time a pair of conjoined twins in a horror movie fell to their deaths from a substantial height and landed in the same position they used to be conjoined before having been traumatically separated, I’d have two nickels- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[doerot]

Presale tickets go live in 12 minutes prayer circle people

[phoenixkaptain]

I just think that if Anakin was a musician, he would be an oboist, because

1. First Chair oboe is the one literally everyone else in the orchestra tunes to (yes, including the strings) because the oboe can’t be tuned (the pitch of the sound created by the oboe reed (the decider of your fate) is affected by dampness of the reed itself, humidity, the humidity of the past fourteen years, and the will of the gods. If you’ve angered any gods recently, you should put the oboe down)

2. The oboe has an incredibly piercing sound. It can be heard even through the rest of the ochestra, it’s a very memorable sound

3. The oboe is the most temperamental instrument ever created. It’s far more angry than its cousin, the bassoon, and it’s more common than its other cousins, literally any other double reeded instrument but I’ll put oboe d’amore here as an example. The oboe could be working completely fine, only to be set down for five seconds and now all of your notes are flat except for your C, which is inexplicably sharp, oboe, why-

4. The oboe itself isn’t actually as bad as 3 suggests, because all of the attitude comes from the reed. Double reed instruments are as rare as they are difficult to play, and the reed of the oboe is the most temperamental reed ever put into the hands of mortals

5. I relate to Anakin and just feel like he should play an oboe because I play an oboe

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Next week, I’ll either discuss the parallels between the comics and Obi-Wan Kenobi the series or I’ll talk about my obsession with Dick Grayson, we’ll see which one next time, same bat time, same bat channel blog

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

weaver needs to be explained to tumblr

the girlie of ever

Oh yeah!

In the lab au, Thatcher has a therapy cat named Weaver!! She mainly stays in his office but also Thatcher lets her see the patients during physical therapy.

She’s a sphinx cat with a bell on her collar and a red service animal vest that’s says “I’m for therapy, not for testing” on it.

[popcorn-plots]

Brother: turn off your podcast, I'm trying to sleep (it's 2:30 pm)

Also my brother: *sleeping in the living room, literally right outside my bedroom*

My brother, once again: *never accommodates for anyone in the family, blasts his music in the middle of the night, claims that he's "too lazy" to do anything then get offended when we say he's lazy*

[stars-inthe-sky]

UGH.

[lovecoredeity]

Every single one of your OCs are some of if not the most kissable tiefs I have ever seen and I am gently taking their wrists and kissing the back of their hands with eye contact

>:3 perfect. I’m glad my tiefs are kissable to you and that you like them so much, i assure you the majority of my tiefs would be delighted and/or flustered by this sentiment and gesture

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SICK

[reckless-rider]

Have you ever explained certain things to someone and they go "hey I think you have this thing?" Then you cannot stop thinking abt it, like you research it and your like haha I relate to those certain traits but surely I don't have that thing my friend was talking abt. But still the thought just doesn't leave