#i woke up at like 1am

[ghostorbz]

What

[noiseemaster]

that one shell that shows up for a single issue snd then dies(with minor tweaks he deserves rocket shoes ok?)

[jkvjimin]

i will bite him

[thedreadvampy]

hypothetically if I was on a picket line today I would be complaining that a cop leant his entire weight through the elbow he was shoving into the side of my face for a solid 5-10 minutes while trying to kick my leg out from under me. and hypothetically I would have a really swollen cut on the inside of my lip where my tooth cut into the inside of my mouth because some ginger cunt in a stupid checkered hat was physically assaulting me while insisting I was pushing him. hypothetically.

[nine-aetharia]

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDD

[dreamieparadise]

Random scene that came to mind:

Hayato and Momina paired up in science class to do an experiment. Hayato takes over the entire experiment, so Momina decides to be helpful by gathering the supplies he'd need for the next portion of the experiment. Every time Hayato is about to ask for an item, he turns to find Momina standing there already holding it. He silently accepts the item and continues. Every time this happens, he gets more and more paranoid... how does she know just what he needs!?! AN UMA?!

Momina is reading the instructions...

[halitis]

my boyfriend is drunk right now and im really enjoying these messages

[daemon-in-my-head]

Yk. I'm still working on this '40 years post epilogue canon got shit on me trashfire' of an idea where Gortash lived and got to pursue his horrible little dreams.

And upon closer inspection of what's going on, here's some fun observations;

The second Durge is back their political fuckaroundary is back on

Gortash would absolutely try to abuse durges new image as 'saviour of the city'

It would absolutely backfire in his face

The city after being prosperous for the last few decades would suffer immensly

The events that transpired would cause questions and be studied by scholars even centuries down the line

The main dispute would be 'did they fuck or not'

Elminster would write smutty novels about them

Volo would preach the truth about them but nobody would listen cuz let's be real its fucking Volo

Neither of them would win and the only outcome is mutual destruction once again fuelled by your dearest Banite

He fucked it up some way or another just seconds after getting what he wants cuz he just can't cope with winning - he handles it even worse than losing in fact

Both are miserable and in 🌟denial🌟

Whatever they have is neither safe nor sane and very, very, very violent in nature

Their primary motivation is making the other one suffer but the people look at it and go like "naaaaw such a cute couple"

I'm just now realising the last part might be unconscious commentary about fandom. I condone everyone's actions and actively encourage them

Gortash abuses his power to play mind games on durge and publish smutty fanfic about them in the gazette under some random ass pen name everyone immediately identifies but never acknowledges

Durge is never getting rid of being FRs equivalent of a kpop idol except now it's the normal people viewing them like that and not the odd murder cult, the cult switched sides and joined the antis

I would like to say my writing is actually serious and I'm taking the topics seriously but also this is just what's going on and what they cause. I'm still the hurt/no comfort old man yaoi guy and everyone's miserable but it is funny in its own way. It's just what happens when 'emotional intelligence of a bread' and 'overcooked macncheese' became people and met and somehow for horrible reasons held a not insignificant amount of power.

[laugtherhyena]

I really hope the bed is actually possessed by Bedman and isn't just the programing going haywire that's making it act like that. Not only because it means the siblings are finally together after so long, albeit not in the best way, but also because i really like the idea that this guy who spent pretty much his whole life resting does not get rest in peace after his death.

Bedman's last words were how he "must atone" and what better way is there than be denied eternal rest and have your soul linger around earth in the broken up form of the machine he used to hurt and kill people for years, being forced to live in this barely functional mess of wires and machinery for god knows how long, maybe forever.

[bakuraryxu]

reason number five billion six hundred million two hundred thousand thirty six why I love my boyfriend: he drank too much celebrating new years and passed out leaving me lots of time to do a face mask drink champagne play darkest dungeon 2 and cook a whole ass meal lol

[euporie-art]

stupid ms paint doodle

[kiwiwisdeathday]

I keep seeing posts n stuff about people's hc heights for the tribes so now it's my turn:) enjoy

(smallest to biggest)

Starting off with hivewings!! no true solid explanation but yeah

Leafwings. Only being a little taller than hivewings, they're small due to their ground dwelling habits unlike their tribe-mates, hivewings and silkwings who usually lived in or above the trees before the war. If they were given enough time in the poison jungle, they would've easily outgrown silkwings.

Next is silkwings:) they also have the biggest wings of any pantalan tribes, using this to their advantage by fanning their wings out to look even bigger since they're (for the most part) defenseless aside from their silk.

SandWings are small to help regulate their body temperature, though it's possible they could become smaller if regularly dealing with a scarcity of resources. They are a very well known tribe for trading, and tend to not have to deal with such things as much as they used to before trading and having a currency.

post-volcano nightwings are the opposite, and suffer from lack of resources unlike sandwings. They are somewhat prone to giantism, but usually don't live as long unless pampered(a good example of that is Morrowseer).

Rainwings. Rainwings are relatively bigger than their (now) nightwing neighbors due to a lack of conflict from other tribes and abundance of food and other necessities over the years.

Inland icewings are much bigger than rainwings. They also deal with a lack of food since most life gathers by the more coastal regions of the icewing kingdom. While they've tried many times to move there, an icewing subspecies(coastal icewings) which usually consists of icewings with higher circle rankings and royals, end up chasing them back. (Also kind of random but like. what if they had that anti freeze stuff that some animals have??)

mudwings:) also no solid explanation for this, sorry

I hc skywings as having sexual dimorphism similar to birds of prey where females and males are different sizes, so this is about the size of your average male skywing! also hehe tiny trans skywing when

I'm shocked I didn't put seawings higher on the list but yeah. I imagine this would be the average-ish height but it probably varies a LOT. some seawings can grow almost as big as a coastal icewing, or as small as a rainwing. All depends where that bloodline grew up at ig

Pre-volcano nightwings were much, much bigger than their modern day counterparts, making them even more feared with or without their powers. The altitudes at which they live are cold, similar to skywings, eventually giving them a resistance to it.

skywings again, this time the average female height

And lastly coastal icewings. big guys:) The royal icewing family tends to consist of coastals fun fact

anyways yeah! SO SORRY IF SOME OF THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE USGSJH

[scalproie]

really wish people would realize that every single character endings in t8 isnt canon

[veone]

🥡Sun Bleached™️

Act 1: Schism—Beginning--- Previous---Next

[anto-pops]

I went from gaslighting myself into believing I was just seeing things to having a mouse run across my foot yesterday and now I’m fighting an all out war against the army of them that invaded my house ;;

[harukapologist]

im thinking about familial 0107 .... I hardly know any enjoyers of it except some of my moots and these two Korean artists on twitter .they should talk about being queer and come out to each other and be a silly father son pair guys