#i will report him

[painfully-unoriginal]

I have a legal question but idk who to ask so I'm posing it to the general public:

Its illegal to clock out and continue working right? If something like that were to be reported, would the employer or the employees get in trouble for it?

[tired-all-the-time22]

You’ve heard of Everlasting Trio, now get ready for… whatever this is!

(Un-subtitled under the cut)

[superbat-lmao]

Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.

Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.

[whalesharkstho]

these fucking guys….

[cupidsncheerios]

i always see people look at jayvik and go “omg he’s so hot you know all his classmates had crushes on him” LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER! WRONG!

literally everyone at the academy didn’t wanna talk to jayce because he constantly had that energy of “autistic guy who REALLY wants to tell you about his special interest” but because his special interest was illegal he would just never mention it and instead stand in the corner at parties and if you tried to talk to him he wouldn’t respond properly because he’s busy thinking of hextech, but again, illegal, so he just wouldn’t pay attention to you and if you asked why he would stare blankly at you and say “huh? oh sorry continue”

viktor is even WORSE at parties but his lack of bitches was more due to classism and not personality defects. despite that, when jayce and viktor got together everyone at the academy breathed a collective sigh of relief that their two least eligible bachelors were finally taken OFF the market for good, and only at the price of like 2 explosions

[sm1l3b0t]

watching mob psycho 100 right now and the funniest part of this show to me is that mobs status as an esper is well known at his school and no one gives a shit. and that would lead you to think that espers are common enough its no big deal to go to school with one but no theyre so rare one of his school friends thought he was the only one. and yeah they still dont really care. imagine how fucking wild it would be to transfer to that school and everyones like 'yeah thats mob hes kind of lame. also psychic or whatever' and when you reasonably respond with 'HES PSYCHIC????' everyones like 'yeah and kind of lame. anyway-' i would go insane. i would go insane!

[strungnews]

Something something viltrumite genes in Mark, he smells you before he even steps foot into the place, and like a bee to a flower who follows the trail of it alone. Surprising you with a warm hug from behind.

Something something viltrumite genes in Mark makes it so he can hear better than most, but can barely make out your words because hes too distracted tracing his eyes over your face and ingraining it in his head and eyelids.

Something something viltrumite genes in Mark that makes him the perfect guy to bring at the arcade, playing wack-a-mole to totally ‘test his reflexes’ after winning a buttload of tickets, and handing him an oversized stuff toy for him to take home.

Something something viltrumite genes in Mark that doesn’t make him any less scared when you’re pissed off at him for breaking something of value to you. Before giving a very pathetically adorable apology and tries to make it up to you in any way shape or form he can.

[le-fruit-de-la-passion]

Ok, hear me out, Machine Herald Viktor x Reader AU with this line from Epic,,

Jayce: After everything you've done... how will you sleep at night?

Viktor: Next to my wife.

[fraternum-momentum]

i was thinking aimee would most likely rub off of whitney and the scooby gang if she hangs out with them too much and she would probably needed to b knocked down a peg or two

[synchros]

in lieu of new art while I'm wrapping up finals, have this

[lightgamble]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.01, 1.02 & 1.03

I'm not him anymore. And, I won't let myself be.

[claudia-lioncourt]

JACOB ANDERSON as Louis de Pointe du Lac and ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, Season 2 Episode 5: "Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape"

[siyelius]

boy you better not be belobog’s indestructible shield

my unyielding ass:

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

Jean, years in the future being asked by reporters for a comment on the news that Neil and Andrew are actually partners and have been supposedly for years: Neil was my partner first, I gave him to Minyard.

Reporters: sorry what? Care to expand on that?

Jean: not really.

[yandere-daydreams]

childe is probably the most embarrassing man in genshin to fuck but alhaitham is definitely the absolute bottom of the barrel. no prep no aftercare and if you're getting your back blown out in his office, he WILL put a stop to that shit as soon as his workday's over, whether or not either of you has finished. ask if you can come back to his apartment and he's like 'lmao and let me roommate meet you?'. it's just a real bad time all around.

[burningcheese-merchant]

Ah yes, the five Beasts

Motherfucker, Bullshit, So much, Español, and Screenshot

Did I understand the assignment yes or no