#i will lose it

[anyroads]

British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

[zappedbyzabka]

[creatures-that-dont-die]

If the thing about Buck that T is “weirded out by” in episode 5 has anything to do with Buck’s relationship with Eddie, I will become more unhinged than I’ve ever been in my life

[mushramoo]

Yo, which Fnaf character do you hate the most and wish to go to hell?

would it be too stereotypical to say balloon boy. cuz my runner up is DD (edited cuz I put JJ, but I hate her ass too honestly) tbh

[gobbogoo]

OK BUT WHAT IS THIS GUY'S DEAL

WHY'D THEY DO A CLOSEUP ON ITS FEET? WHY DO SAID FEET LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MORGOTT'S? WHY'D THEY DO A CLOSEUP ON MORGOTT'S FEET IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

Calmer side note: The shape and proportions immediately reminded me of one of these dancing lions you see in parades:

And it uses lightning like a dragon??

What ARE you, you wacky lion-dragon-omen-Morgott?? And who braids your hair??

[fuckinmf]

I have so many thoughts on the s2 Helluva Boss trailer, but one keeps floating to the surface:

Stolitzø almost DEFINITELY won't get back together in these 5 episodes. They need time, and healing, and some self evaluation before they even TRY to be together again. But they SHALL be yearning, you best believe.

Dear GOD, will they yearn.

And all I can hope is that all that yearning will make Blitzø recognize his feelings and come to peace with them, because all he really needs is to stop being in denial and to start really putting in effort for everything to fall into place. Oh and, of course, Stolas needs to spend time with his FUCKING DAUGHTER???(Don't worry I love him I just- spend time? With your kid??)

Anyways, I'm going to be absolutely devastated by the inevitable crumbling of their already fragile relationship ✌🏻😙

[bigdsgirl]

the end of episode 8 has my HOLLERING

"Do what's best for you, it's what's best for me"

"You'll die too" "I don't care"

"you are fate I cannot defy"

WE ARE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH!!!!!!!!!! Lord have mercy I am not ready for the back half of this show

[sillywillygrahamcracker]

Will Graham is kinda the male version of Bayonetta

[anachronistic-falsehood]

they are going to take this opportunity to stretch this fuckign slowburn sooooo much longer i can’t fucking take it if fit gets taken away or killed or some shit before he can at least confess his feelings to pac i’m going to THROW A GOT DAMN TANTRUM

[winnie-likez-starz]

Istg if kooleen thinks that her ass can walk into the sig fandom without anyone doing any thing I will actually lose my ever loving shit. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SCREAM AND STARRT TWEAKING IF SHE EVEN TRYS TO "FIX" THE CHARACTERS

[xwonderlandresidentx]

Miguel and Peter B are friends.

That's it. That's the post.

No, but seriously. They're friends. They care about each other. I keep seeing takes where people think that Miguel resents Peter for having a daughter, or that Peter secretly likes holding the fact that he has a daughter now over Miguel, or that they're only tentatively amicable co-workers, or that they only barely tolerate each other, or that Peter is actually Miguel's brainwashed abuse victim, and they're just all wrong. They are friends. They like each other. Peter says as much right off the bat.

Peter was there with Miguel trying to help save Gabriella and her dimension. Miguel made child sized dimensional stabiliziation bracelets so that Peter could bring Mayday for visits. Peter refers to Mayday as a "magical child" and believes that she causes peace and happiness, and wouldn't you know it, the person Peter is most excited to bring Mayday around (besides Miles) is Miguel. And Miguel lets him.

Miguel let's Peter give him a hard time about being too serious, he let's him sling an arm around his shoulders while he tries to show him baby pictures, and he let's Mayday crawl around wherever she wants, including across his shoulders and onto his head, and he allows all of this in front of other people, people that he wants to be taken seriously by. And he has no reason to allow any of it. If he thought Mayday was too much of a distraction, he'd tell Peter to leave her at home. If he thought Peter was a nuisance, he'd just kick him out. He has no reason to let them hang around him, other than he likes having them around.

They're friends.

[saamaton]

oh get prepared for the person i'm about to be in approximately 5 minutes

[1-jar-of-stars]

if i hear Lucy Gray not called her full name even ONCE than i swear i will go feral

[ponds-of-ink]

So are we gonna get “William Afton haunted Vanessa in those therapy sessions” or “Glitchtrap might’ve been both William and the Mimic” confirmation or something?

Or “MXES was repurposed by Vanny and Gregory after Security Breach”??

Because what in the world kinda lore is there to discuss in a (apparently) brand new Tales from the Pizzaplex story that’s exclusive to a graphic novel collection coming out in July??? It’s gotta be something wild.

[tending-the-hearth]

i stg if brody and sky sing “death’s at my door” tomorrow in the kelly Clarkson show i will throw myself into the river next to my apartment

[wildfloweronwheels]

Taylor Nation quote tweeting a fan’s Mary’s song costume post/tour caption asking what we would mash it up with… that’s suspicious 👀