#i will literally Explode

[a-library-ghost]

david kostyk is the most under-appreciated book boyfriend in this essay I will

[theghooligan]

sanzu better have the hottest fucking voice in the subs or so help me—

[literallyagod]

Honestly, saw a video a bit ago on tiktok. Some shit about "destigmatizing ASPD", which was all cool and shit. It was a woman responding to someone who fakeclaimed her, she said some stuff about ASPD and spoke about how she was trying to destigmatize it. Which, again, cool and all, but I go into the damn comments and GOD DAMN. The amount of demonization of NPD I saw there. Literally saw people trying to diagnose the person who fake claimed her with NPD, saying she was Narcissistic for fake claiming her, ect. And it really pissed me off, cause like... Couldn't she have deleted those comments at least? God damn. I hate it.

[puppyboywinger]

shaynse dynamic in the new reddit video i am so joyous. shayne repeatedly pretending to injure himself with the poppers and chanse immediately going “NOO 😭”. their dynamic makes me shake like i have rabies

[apclyptc]

y’all. FERAL. this man does things to me no other man can.

[masterkohgaiscool]

Warning: this is Cann!balism Angst prompt with one of my fav fictional pairings

I'm gonna need one heaping cup of Leshycat angst fanfic where Leshy, being the chaotic hungry worm guy he is, consumes Yellow Cat in the same fashion as Riz eating Tem from Beastars. BOTH POVs. In Leshy's POV it's romantic and a beautiful display of their relationship, the ultimate show of love and acceptance from YC as they readily allow him to feast. From YC's POV, they're terrified and scared, but knows that their fate is inevitable. It's bitter. The trust they shared with Leshy was shattered the moment he succumbed to corruption and his old ways after endless attempts to better himself.

God I NEEEEED that angst PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP POOKIES. I will offer Leshycat fluff in return since I'm better at writing that than angst xd or even doodle it but god I am HUNGRY.

[sometimes-i-feel-like-the-moon]

now that he's been claimed by poseidon i am so ready for percy and annabeth to call each other seaweed brain and wise girl lets gooooo

[lunathejaguar]

i dont need it

i definitely dont need it

I NEED IT 😭😭😭😭

[momotorin]

DO NOT ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOMO POLE DANCING COMPILATION. THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER

[jjsmarijuana]

if ur getting spam likes, dont mind them, i just like stalking ppl and reading their amazingggg fics

[bylerblogger]

Me when Milkvan is endgame, the Duffers queerbaited us, and all the evidence we have gathered up was just for nothing and Byler never happened:

[confused-disaster32]

Genuinely hoping that whatever was going on between Darren and Malakai in the Heartbreak High s2 trailer was just Malakai trying to help Darren out with smth because I refuse to believe that Darren would cheat on Ca$h - especially not with Malakai (who would definitely find doing smth like that wrong)

[i-crav3-blo0d]

I am DISTRAUGHT because I just watched Charlie countryman right, and obvi I watched it for the sexy plot (called Nigel) but like omfg I'm crying his death was so unfair to say the least. Like he was so in love with Gabi she saved him and he had been in love with her since he heard her music and yeah she didn't love him anymore or so she said but he was so protective and when he had to kill Charlie he nearly did but he wanted Gabi back so he suggested she do it and then she betrayed him which was so mean bcs Charlie was pathetic honesty but like rather than Charlie or Gabi shoot him, or even have him shoot himself. He pretends to pull a gun and a cop shoots him IN THE HEAD because he would rather die than live without her, and he knew that either he would be sent to jail or have to run if he survived. HE DIED WITH A LOVING SMILE ON HIS HEAD AND BLEEDING IN A HEART SHAPE LIKE THAT'S JUST SO NOT FAIR HE DIED BECAUSE HE LOVED HER SO MUCH HE COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER

LIKE MY BABY I'M SO SORRY LIFE DID YOU LIKE THAT SURE YOU WERE A MURDERED CRIME LORD OR WHATEVER BUT HE DIED FOR LOVE AND SURE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHARACTER WE DIDN'T LIKE BUT I JUST CAN'T NOT LOVE HIM I WOULD DO THE SAME TBH BUT LIKE WHYYYYY

[hooksredrum]

all the tattoos peeking out 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[eddie-3xists]

I JUST HAD TO MAYA WINKY STYLE SPRAY 3 SPIDERS TO DEATH IN THE SPAN OF LIKE 5 MINUTES LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK I GENUINELY CANT THE PROBLEM IS ONLY IN MY BATHROOM TOK AND TEO OF THEM WERE THE SAME MASSIVE ASS SAME TYPE OF SPIDER WHICH MEANS THERE WAS MOST LIKELY A FUCKING NEST IN MY ROOM SOMEHOW SOMEWHERE AT SOME POINT BEFORE WE MOVED IN I LITERALLY HAVE NOT SLEPT IN OVER 15 HOURS I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT RN BRO HOLY FUCKJKKKK IDC ABT KILLED FORNTHE CRIME OF BEING SMALL BECAUSE THAT SPIDER WAS FUCKINF MASSIVE. ONE OF THEM CRAWLED OUT OF MY SINK DRAIN WHEN I WAS WASHING MY FUCKING HANDS. THERE IS AN ONGOING WAR BETWEEN ME AND THE SPIDERS AND MY BATHROOM IS DISPUTED FUCKING TERRITORY I CANNOT BE WASHING MY HANDS AND HAVE A SPIDER COME OUT IF MY DRAIN EVER AGAIN. GET OUT OF MY PIPES!!! OUT OF MY WALLS!!! THERES NOT EVEN BUGS DOWN HERE WTF ARE THEY EATING?!??????? SCRAPS???? GET OUT!!! FREE LOADERS. FREE LOADERS IN MY HOUSE??? THREE ROOMATES NOT EVEN PAYING RENT?? LIVING IN MY DRAINS???

TRY THE FUCK AGAIN BITCH YOURE GETTING SPRAYED. FOAMED EVEN!!! BUBBLED!!!!!! AND YOU WILL PERISH AT MY HANDS WITH MY SPIDER KILLING SPRAY!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH AAVGABAGAGAGAHGAHAH!!!!!!!!! WHEN I FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE COMING FROM I WILL KILL THEM ALL, I WILL OBLITERATE THEIR FAMILY INFRONT OF THEM, AND THEN I WILL KILL THEM TOO. THEY ARE AN INVASIVE SPECIES ON MY BATHROOM ENVIRONMENT, AND INWILL BURN THE METAPHORICAL FOREST TO ELIMINATE THEM AND BUILD MY METAPHORICAL FARM BIGGER!! I WILL TAKE BACK MY LAND I WILL WIN THIS WAR AND THE SPIDERS WILL LOSE. MY SKIN MAY BE CRAWLING, MY BRAIN MAY BE MAKING MY ITCHY ALL OVER AND I MAY BE LOWKEY HALLUCINATING RN BUT THOSE FACTORS ARE MERE CRUMBS TO ME, I AM CONSUMING THE METAPHORICAL SANDWICH THEY CAME FROM AND I WILL PAY NO MIND TO ENSURE THE FOE IS ELIMINATED. I WILL LASERVEAM THEM ALL WITH THE SPIDER KILLER, AND I WILL COAT MY ENTIRE FUCKING BATHROOM WITH IT, MY ENTIRE FUCKING ROOM WITH IT, THEY WILL NOT ESCAPE MY WRATH. THEY WILL BE FORCED OUT AND I WILL SING A SONG OF VICTORY, WELCOME TO MY RADIOACTIVE MINEFEILD BITCH!!!! IF YOU SURVIVE THE BOMBS YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE FUCKING RADATION POISONING AND CANCER!!!!!

[elyy-o]

ngl i kinda want to make one of thoses "all of (character)'s solo lines" enstars videos,,,,