#i will fail
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a heist novel where an eclectic gang of jews sneak into the vatican to take back the menorah
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I don't play limbus company but canto 7 is peak
#limbus company#struggling to get a decent computer only has switch#i will fail#i will fail so so so bad
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almost done the history project
now I just have to not stay up late writing and drawing
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First I didn't finish a essay worth 20% of my grade now Angel's out ??? NOOOOOO !!!!
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about to take the physics final, i will update
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i will attempt to get an hour of sleep
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to beloved oomfs and followers and such
I swear God I mean it this time I'm gon tag my shit so y'all can filter it
tv.911 to filter 911 mess
poopeh liveblogs to filter any live reaction mess
I'll pin something later with a whole organizational scheme that I will follow religiously for at least 12 hours before forgetting
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oh wait are you studying
uhh no i was doing physics hw and thinking of how to build a pink glider and watching snl
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Thinking I might try and surf today
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As an English or humanities student do you ever impress yourself with what you’ve written? Like I know I wrote that, but damn if that doesn’t sound like an academic weapon wrote that and not the wreak loosing it in the corner
#random thoughts#shitpost#academic weapon#send help#pls#i will fail#but I need the academic validation#humanities#english literature
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im. gonna try doing lineart again.
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fighting down the urge to write a marauders good omens au when s3 is done
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Do-Do-Do-Doodles!
I did these while studying.
I hate this subject so much, so if you wanna torture me this is the best you can do
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you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something
You have 1 week, good luck!
#neo.txt#girl idk i don't really care about tagging#challenge#ig#i'll just let y'all do this on your own#if 10 people join then that works#but the more people join the more likely you are to succeed#i just wanna sit back and see what you all do#and if you can succeed#(twitter is failing)#tumblr even poll challenge#i guess i'll name it this!
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram
the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis
#this sounds like a 'argh kids these days doing [insert exaggerated story they don't actually do in reality]' kind of thing#except that I've gotten soooo many emails like this#there's a reason that I don't have my DMs open on any socmed and it's bc they attract people getting way too casual/parasocial immediately#and forcing people to write out an email both filters out 90% of weird impulse messages and also throws them out of that casual headspace#except that I can actively tell when this fails and someone is treating emails as if they're the same thing as DMs
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