#i will cook your teeth

[exahustedarkansasrat]

[jimmyspades]

[nico-di-genova]

I love Blue Beetle movie fandom. Most of us took one look at Jaime and said, "Ah yes. There he is. A neurodivergent bitch". I have yet to see anyone think he is anything remotely close to neurotypical, and it's beautiful to see :).

[pumpkingeorge]

I wish this game would cut back on the bug death :(

[aserpent]

because lucifer's true form is a draconic serpent ... some habits never die, hence he does like to eat raw meat + bones at times. sharp teef.

[burning-thistles-bt]

I wrote one (1) sentence today! :D

[yesloulou]

Said I wasn’t gonna incriminate myself but here we are 😌 cookin up a fic where Max struggles with the guilt of how hard he gets every time he sees Daniel “big brown cow eyes” Ricciardo crying (the dumbass thinks it’s some totally straight alpha male response to seeing his rival in a weak position lol he’s wrong)

oh my god 😳😳😳😳😳

[randomtheidiot]

Personal headcanon.

After a while, Pokémon trainers get scars from Pokémon attacks. Maybe an unruly Pokémon attacked them. Could’ve been a misfired attack in a battle. Perhaps a Pokémon with a high special attack had a sneezing fit. Who knows? They just tend to get pretty beat up after a while, and it sort of becomes a right of passage.

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Ah, yes. Keeping “trophies” from people you have intimately violent relationships with (one of whom is your child’s killer, the rest also responsible for thousands of collective deaths monthly) is 100% sane behavior, not deranged at all.

Batman #636 (2005)

[regularshcw]

fanny tag dump !

🍽️ fanny // ic / it was the feast and the famine 🍽️ fanny // about / let me wrap my teeth around the world 🍽️ fanny // musings / they took your soul and they took you for fools 🍽️ fanny // likes / aesthetic / i wanna smell the dinner cooking ; i wanna feel the edges start to burn 🍽️ fanny // music / new kids hear the sound of the drummin' ; mother nature your summer is coming 🍽️ fanny // starter call / putting food on the table selling bombs and guns 🍽️ fanny // visage / crumbs enough for everyone ; old and young are welcome to the meal

[mars-ipan]

i just ate a whole thing of brussels sprouts

[cacaitos]

who was it that stated that green plantain had to be the essential dominican dinner food i will hunt you and your descendants.

[professionallydeadinside]

Theyre going to see my bones soon

They want to know if my bones are crooked

Thats none of their business

My crooked bones are mine

Why are so many mutuals of mine into bones what in the sans undertale

[kikun]

chomp ... chew chew chew. chomp. chomp chomp chomp. bitey bite bite.

❝ Get away from me you FILTHY MUTT. ❞

[lovedthestars-toofondly]

THANK YOU for the surgery advice! I made the mistake of looking up wisdom teeth removal videos and freaked myself out. Having personal anecdotes is helping me to stay positive about my upcoming surgery. What kind of foods did you eat when you were recovering?

Glad it was helpful!

I had a lot of applesauce, vegetable soup (no chunks), yoghurt, rice pudding... fish (baked) was fine too. tiramisu (no alcohol). and whatever the goy version of challah is called in English, dipped in milk. by the end of it I was REALLY craving savoury food.

I was actually able to eat pizza again 5 days after the surgery, albeit very very slowly (chewing with your incisors is.. not very effective), but the only reason that happened was because it was a holiday family gathering and that's what was on the menu. I would not necessarily recommend doing this on purpose.

Basically anything that's already liquid-adjacient is your friend. During the first few days chewing anything will take forever, and between that, the exhaustion, and the rather limited menu eating can become a bit of a chore. After a week I was mostly fine though – still avoiding acid and spicy food, and.. like, sharp splintery stuff like crisps and well toasted bread, but getting back to normal.

Oh, and I don't know what sorts of painkillers you'll get, but had 600mg ibuprofen and was taking 3-4 a day at the start, which caused some queasiness. mint tea helped with that.

So basically – the first three or so days are going to kind of suck, be kind to yourself and get as much rest as you can, after that it'll get steadily better

[transbee]

AUHFG agreed to cook w my dad again today... -___- it's fine im just so not up to it.