#DOES HE LOOK EDIBLE

[kikun]

chomp ... chew chew chew. chomp. chomp chomp chomp. bitey bite bite.

❝ Get away from me you FILTHY MUTT. ❞

[montesmithart]

Same energy 🍪

[boysnberryfan]

[deadscell]

would you???

[beargonefishing]

has someone done this yet

[heartscrypt]

another silly one : jamil pulling azuls tie and azul being like A(SJD&H93-_)$!";)@

quick and easy life hack to get men to stop trying to explain the stock market to you against your will (may only work if you are jamil viper)

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[vampmilf]

📸 brooklynparamount on insta

[insanebsdfan]

I wanna squeeze him like a stress ball and squash him😭 HES SO SKRUNKLY

[godlygivenanxiety]

idk about y'all but i see special agent strahm in a leather jacket with violence in his eyes and i feel like making several lapses of judgement and fucking him up an entire operation, might be just me tho

[phaedo]

does anyone else remember that post that used to go around about how like. you can tell it's the end of an empire when there are celebrity chefs. and they had examples from ancient rome and everything. i feel like the chocolate guy is like. a step past that. like the videos are mesmerizing but the fact that that guy exists is a harbinger of something.

[rainiiisspamming]

NOOO BRAM WHAT THE FUCK I LOVED HIM SO MUCH WHY

AT LEAST IT'S NOT CHUUYA BUT AGHHHWJKZJXLDLZLLX

[paul-simon-juggling]

HAPPY SEVEN PSALMS DAY!!!

Here are some entirely unrelated photos of Paul (and bonus Eddie Simon because we love him dearly) in Tokyo, Japan, on April 1st, 1974.

[theflirtmeister]

Ur vision and ur power of vampire Lawrence. Nice.

me having visions at 8pm on a sunday night: what if lawrence was a vampire and i got to reblog lots of gifsets about him in a horny fashion

[balladetto]

there is a time, as a child, where stones or sticks or a pot over fire are warm not just for the flames, but for the way it is about learning how to look after yourself. and how to look after others, in turn! do the kokiri cook? i believe, yes. does link cook? i believe even more, yes. nature gives — lushly — and the children of the forest take — reverently. the act of hunting is that of respect. the act of feeding is that of love. the act of cooking is that of trust.

when link cooks, even by the bare definition of it as a meat-over-fire sort of thing, it's so easy to do in the face of words he can't seem to find. he doesn't need to use his voice for this care at all, and the words will be conveyed anyway. in a place like kokiri forest, where everyone always knows when the fruits are just ripe enough, home tastes like the earth: like chestnuts still warm from the fire, berries with a tart aftertaste, lemongrass on game meat.

castle town brings with it new foods and textures — he likes sticky rice the best. over the course of his journey, he looks to street foods and inn/home-cooked meals. lon lon ranch brings with it lon lon milk, and i imagine creamy soups. zora's domain is where the fish are really juicy, and there are things like shellfish, molluscs, hard things that can be cracked open the way forest nuts are. he can't eat rock sirloin or roasts on death mountain, but goron spice is a kick he enjoys for its newness. the riches and dishes of the desert, all eaten with whatever sense of camaraderie the gerudo are willing to build with him — he enjoys these, too.

i think he's someone who likes eating when his head is in the right place for it, or when he's with the right company. he tends to just go through the motions after everything.

[bottomvalerius]

ok re: sam & nadia being friends who also hate each other:

I think the MOST tension that would form between them is the fact that objectively Sam speaks to and sees Nasrin way more than Nadia does. And even post-game events where she tries to rebuild that relationship, it's undeniable that Sam brings out a completely foreign side to her mother that she has never witnessed, even with Namar. which makes her feel a variety of things, one being resentment that she never showed that carefree side with Nadia lmfao

[redhotarsenic]

I never said this but I really love how vash’s hair is shaded in tristamp