#lesbian housewife

[youhavenofaithinmedicine]

people say shes bad but they dont see the way is with me

[bitter-after-hours]

I wanna be a little lesbian housewife so bad. Bake you little cakes and pies, tend to our garden, daydream up ways we can fuck each other when you're away at work. Somedays, you'll come home to me smoking a joint on the porch in just my cargo shorts. I'll watch you walking up to the house from the driveway, stalking me down with the hottest smirk. Take the joint out from between my lips. You take a hit while your other hand grabs a breast, pinching a nipple between your fingers. My arms wrap around your waist as I let out a small moan. I lick up your neck and bite a spot along your jaw. We meet in a kiss. I missed you. Got distracted, carving designs in our wood furniture, so we are getting pizza delivered tonight. And we'll probably have to eat in the living room. Pizza sounds lovely, but you'd like to get your mouth on me first.

See... I'd be the perfect little housewife 💕

[roseofthew0rld]

I want to be a financially literate lesbian housewife so bad. Like, let me do my work from home/hybrid job, but also let me help us increase our passive income. I’ll learn all about investing and how to do so in a way that’s (more) ethical. Let me make you meals that are good for digestion while I vibe to Leo/Need. Let me volunteer and enrich the community in my free time. Let me learn how to make thing from scratch so we can save money and live in a more ethical way.

Yeah I’ll also clean but you gotta help too partner 🧼🫰🏼

[floralfairie]

Hot take but I realized would be a HORRIBLE lesbian housewife ✨because✨ housework requires looking after and caring for the house ie; FIXING THINGS and I have no idea how to fix things and EVEN IF I looked up HOW, I know I would very likely set like 10 things on fire 🔥 before ACTUALLY solving the original problem

[exahustedarkansasrat]

[redrosefemme]

The laziest femme you know with the messiest bedroom is daydreaming about being a housewife to a butch rn

[astralnymphh]

work!from!home!ellie or housewife!ellie would be the perfect girl for me. the unconditional comfort and princess treatment you would receive after getting home from work, is indescribable. how do you even begin to describe heaven on earth? in respective epitome: her hands are heaven, and you are the earth. soon as your shadow pours through the cracks of your door, she is on her feet, waiting on the other side to greet you—perhaps, even carry you? “hey babe, was work good?” there is this ritualistic routine in place: ask about your day, plunge straight for your lips, kiss you softly to keep you wanting more, and pluck your bags away. sometimes, you'd express that you had a shit day, and ellie rearranges herself around you.

“c'mon, up.” she crouches below and scoops you into her lithe arms, raising you from that chthonic pain aching your ankles. it makes you roll your eyes; the act is damn old-fashioned. but, every once in a while, it hurts nobody. being brought to the cotton solace of your bed surely does the opposite of hurting. “want me to get down to buisness?” ellie asks with a dork-faced smile on her pretty, pink lips, teeth peeking in the middle. yet, her fingers are already sliding your socks off. “you already know the answer to that, idiot.” you nudge her in the side while her hands cup your ankles. “what did you spend all day doing, huh?”

everything, and at the same time, nothing. ellie never knows how to word it, but she definitely loves cleaning up the house for you. yeah, she has a mellow addiction to video games and other recreational livings, but the little services of love expand her heart thrice the usual. “nothin' much. but i got that faucet workin' in the bathroom now. wanna see my work?” little rewards for you to return home to, even if they happen to be salacious. “wanna feel me against you, huh? uhuh—okay, just lay back baby.” little whispers that crackle in the space of night, crisp yet soft things, twinings of the legs that weep wantingly in the center; her core so pent-up, she releases all over your entrance—fingering the rest inside with a whispered, “fuck, take me.” under her breath. her hips feel so fucking good at the epilogue of the day, holy shit. yeah, you think she deserves that playstation five.

a/n: will probably write more about housewife!ellie, tbh.

[veilfemme]

Constantly struggling with wanting to be the intelligent working girl I am. And wanting to be a lesbian’s little free use housewife that’s a fucked out leaking mess all day. It’s not fair 🥺

[50sfemme]

the only career that matters to me ♡₊˚ 🩰・₊✧

[tojisblackwife]

I want a housewife. I want someone to come home to after a long day at work and fuck all my stress away. I want home cooked meals, i want to find her bending down to clean something and push her panties to the side and slide my fingers in. I want her to get my work clothes ready then have her for breakfast in bed. I want her to sit on my lap and tell me about her day then give me a fashion show of all things she got from her latest shopping spree. When she gets to the lingerie we’ll have to take a quick intermission so i can test it out. Let’s just say i’ll be making a quick trip to the store to replace a few items. My housewife wouldn’t be in good enough condition to do it herself.

[youhavenofaithinmedicine]

youre hard to reach

your cold to touch

[heradoringluvr]

daydreaming about being someone’s little wife

[roseofthew0rld]

Maybe I didn’t mean that last housewife post

I just want to be a normal ass lesbian housewife ok 😭

No kink involved

Except I’d still have my own income

Most likely from a remote job

Me sitting on the toilet taking my daily 45 minute shit watching korean housewife vlogs

I don’t feel comfortable watching the American WASPs I’m not giving them my views

I want to be a housewife who gets up at 5 and makes a healthy breakfast full of vegetables for my wife and myself (and my DOG — this woman’s dog was eating vegetables — amazing we love that for her)

Here’s the video

Yknow maybe if this was my reality I wouldn’t be chronically constipated and I wouldn’t have stomach issues everyday

Brb gonna start cooking like this I’ll let you guys know how it goes

[petalsfemme]

my job is getting in the way of me being a desperate horny lesbian 24/7, i think i'm going to have to quit it

[exahustedarkansasrat]

[waitineedaname]

your male power fantasy stallion protagonist? yeah sorry we forcefemmed her. she's much happier now. yeah actually there wasn't any forcing involved, the moment it was suggested she just started femming herself with a fervor that was honestly impressive. something about being a housewife? I don't know, it was either that or be a girlboss with a body count, so I guess this was the best option. her wife seems happy about it at least. oh, you thought she had a husband? haha yeah about that