#lesbian housewife

[bitter-after-hours]

I wanna be a little lesbian housewife so bad. Bake you little cakes and pies, tend to our garden, daydream up ways we can fuck each other when you're away at work. Somedays, you'll come home to me smoking a joint on the porch in just my cargo shorts. I'll watch you walking up to the house from the driveway, stalking me down with the hottest smirk. Take the joint out from between my lips. You take a hit while your other hand grabs a breast, pinching a nipple between your fingers. My arms wrap around your waist as I let out a small moan. I lick up your neck and bite a spot along your jaw. We meet in a kiss. I missed you. Got distracted, carving designs in our wood furniture, so we are getting pizza delivered tonight. And we'll probably have to eat in the living room. Pizza sounds lovely, but you'd like to get your mouth on me first.

See... I'd be the perfect little housewife 💕

[youhavenofaithinmedicine]

people say shes bad but they dont see the way is with me

[floralfairie]

Hot take but I realized would be a HORRIBLE lesbian housewife ✨because✨ housework requires looking after and caring for the house ie; FIXING THINGS and I have no idea how to fix things and EVEN IF I looked up HOW, I know I would very likely set like 10 things on fire 🔥 before ACTUALLY solving the original problem

[roseofthew0rld]

I want to be a financially literate lesbian housewife so bad. Like, let me do my work from home/hybrid job, but also let me help us increase our passive income. I’ll learn all about investing and how to do so in a way that’s (more) ethical. Let me make you meals that are good for digestion while I vibe to Leo/Need. Let me volunteer and enrich the community in my free time. Let me learn how to make thing from scratch so we can save money and live in a more ethical way.

Yeah I’ll also clean but you gotta help too partner 🧼🫰🏼

[mommyspreciousboy]

Spending today being a good little housepuppy for mommy while she's at work 🥺

[crazymcwritesalot]

We decided to celebrate Sunday with a homemade matcha tea génoise and lemon ganache topped with raspberries.

[veilfemme]

Constantly struggling with wanting to be the intelligent working girl I am. And wanting to be a lesbian’s little free use housewife that’s a fucked out leaking mess all day. It’s not fair 🥺

[floweristas]

my job is getting in the way of me being a desperate horny lesbian 24/7, i think i'm going to have to quit it

[tojisblackwife]

I want a housewife. I want someone to come home to after a long day at work and fuck all my stress away. I want home cooked meals, i want to find her bending down to clean something and push her panties to the side and slide my fingers in. I want her to get my work clothes ready then have her for breakfast in bed. I want her to sit on my lap and tell me about her day then give me a fashion show of all things she got from her latest shopping spree. When she gets to the lingerie we’ll have to take a quick intermission so i can test it out. Let’s just say i’ll be making a quick trip to the store to replace a few items. My housewife wouldn’t be in good enough condition to do it herself.

[50sfemme]

the only career that matters to me ♡₊˚ 🩰・₊✧

[youhavenofaithinmedicine]

youre hard to reach

your cold to touch

[heradoringluvr]

daydreaming about being someone’s little wife

[roseofthew0rld]

Maybe I didn’t mean that last housewife post

I just want to be a normal ass lesbian housewife ok 😭

No kink involved

Except I’d still have my own income

Most likely from a remote job

Me sitting on the toilet taking my daily 45 minute shit watching korean housewife vlogs

I don’t feel comfortable watching the American WASPs I’m not giving them my views

I want to be a housewife who gets up at 5 and makes a healthy breakfast full of vegetables for my wife and myself (and my DOG — this woman’s dog was eating vegetables — amazing we love that for her)

Here’s the video

Yknow maybe if this was my reality I wouldn’t be chronically constipated and I wouldn’t have stomach issues everyday

Brb gonna start cooking like this I’ll let you guys know how it goes

[definitelynotvi]

So someone asked for another patriarchy roleplay, but I accidentally deleted it lol but here it is.

In the morning, you have breakfast ready for me and clean up while I drink my coffee and read the paper. As I head out for work, I give you a kiss on the cheek and a slap on the ass and say, "Thanks, babe. I'm off to work, be ready for me when I get back." You say yes, baby. While I'm at work you start to send me sluty pictures of you cleaning in a very tiny maid outfit. It makes me blush, and I have to loosen my tie a little. The rest of the day, I can barely concentrate on work, and finally, I'm rushing home. As I walk in, you are waiting in your lingerie with a whisky in your hand, just how I like you. The house is spotless as usual, and I take the drink as I grab your ass and say, "You really distracted me today, you know that?" You are blushing with my hands on you, and all you can do is nod. I tell you, as your punishment, I want you to cockwarm me while you feed me my dinner. As you slip onto my strap, you make the cutest moan. I enjoy watching the game while you feed me. As time goes on, you get more and more shaky. You almost spill the food, and I say, "Alright that enough dinner, baby, you can barely handle sitting on my strap, can you? It's so cute." You collapse with your arms around my neck, and I feel you up gently rocking your hips back and forth. You are getting really needy now, moaning and saying, "Please, Daddy," in my ear. I shush you and play with your tiddies. Once the games over I carry you to the bedroom and fuck you real rough. Finally, I was able to get out all the pent-up frustration from being teased all day. You take my strap like a good little housewife. I tell you this is all you're good for; being my sluty wife. I cum into you multiple times, filling you up and marking you as my property. You are so loud with every thrust, and I use you in every position until im satisfied. You are shaking after cumming so many times. It's so precious. After I hold you and give you all the after care you need. I'm kissing you and telling you how much I love these role plays and how good you did. My perfect little trophy wife.

[archangeldyke-all]

blue collar butch Sevika coming home after a long shift to her housewife. whew 🥴😵‍💫

grrrrr... bark bark bark! sorry, i'm sorry.

men and minors dni

hhhhnggggg anon... fuck.

she's got a union job-- great pay, great benefits for both of you, a 401k, and up to 3 weeks of paid time off a year-- but it's constant backbreaking labor.

she loves it. she's a physical person, so working with her hands and body all day is something she's happy to do. especially since it means she can take care of you.

but just because she likes it doesn't mean she doesn't get tired.

she comes home every evening exhausted, sweaty and stinky.

and every night you're there, running to the door to scoop her up into a hug and kiss (despite the visible stink lines emanating off her body) to welcome her home.

you help her out of her heavy boots and drag her to the bathroom, where you've already set out her pajamas on the sink for her to change into after her shower. you help strip her down, giggling at the salacious little wink she gives you when she catches you staring, then send her to the shower so you can make dinner.

sevika used to be one of those people who uses like a 10 in 1 bottle of soap for her entire shower routine. face and body wash and shampoo and conditioner and moisturizer all in one little blue bottle.

after meeting you, though, she was bullied lovingly encouraged to try out different products until she found one she actually enjoys, not just things that 'get the job done.'

some nights, when she's particularly exhausted, you'll strip down and help her shower, pressing kisses into her skin as you scrub her down, then helping her dry off and apply various lotions and potions so her skin's baby soft and her hair smells like flowers. she loves it.

dressed in her warm jammies and relaxed and clean from her shower, she'll wander into the kitchen.

this might be her favorite part of the day--and she has lots of favorites, since meeting you (like in the mornings when she's awoken by your gentle kisses instead of her alarm, or when you send her off to work with her lunch pail and a kiss followed by a quick smack to her ass, or when you both finally crawl into bed together after a long day...) but she's pretty sure this-- watching you cook dinner as she leans against the door way, music softly playing throughout the house as you dance and stir and scrub-- this is her favorite.

you always catch her, and you always roll your eyes at what she assumes must be the cheesiest, sappiest look on her face before you stride over to her to kiss her.

you rarely eat at the table. sevika prefers to cuddle up on the couch with you, the both of you eating off of one big plate, alternating feeding each other bites.

she'll tell you about her day and you'll tell her about yours. sometimes she'll have a drink, sometimes she'll have a smoke, sometimes she'll turn on the tv, but she always keeps you tucked against her, an arm wrapped around your shoulders.

she tends to fall asleep on the couch, her head slumping on your shoulder. you have to nudge her awake and pull her to bed, helping her sleepily navigate the short walk when you're not pressing kisses against her sleepy face.

you tuck her into bed with a kiss before you go off to do your nighttime routine.

and no matter how deep she's sleeping, or how exhausted from the day she is, she always wakes up when you crawl into bed beside her an hour or two later to turn over and cuddle up against you, nuzzling into your tits as she mumbles out a sleepy, "i love you, honey."

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[fakevalentine]

i dont want a job i just wanna be a housewife and look after my kids and cook for my wife and help her relax after work :P