#i was so loud my mom walked in

[hacksawboy]

gay people when you put them on a game with customization (they will not stop drawing their characters)

the spy thing did actually happen to me earlier btw. i was so elated about the 2 kills i didnt care about being called a slur (dude was just toxic in general anyways)

anyways if u like shooting games with customization why havent you gotten pvz garden warfare yet best shooting game ever made sold 10 garden warillion copies (ive been obsessed with this game for 10 years and counting thats why i keep bringing it up)

[dizzybizz]

crunchy gravel

[ballcrusher74]

yall ever just drawing and then half way through you come out of autopilot mode and realize what you're doing

[xicanaroja]

Me when none of my sisters or I get a present from Grandma (who is independently wealthy) for Christmas, even tho she lives with us and everyone in our family quite literally wait on her hand and foot, but my cousin - her favorite grandchild by her favorite daughter - gets a very nice pricey gift:

[weedhillfarm]

Really really excited to compare Martha, Esther, and Agnes when theyre all grown up!!! I hope I can convince my mom to show them for me! Theyre all from really good lines, and they look great so far! Also i just need to send in a couple papers and tattoo Agnes and they’ll be registered soooo 🙂🧡

[residentevilbunni]

people who are extremely emotionally repressed and incapable of expressing their feelings are most of the time only capable of feeling and expressing anger, irritation and bitterness. and they HATE seeing people who openly express all of their feelings and emotions, and are emotionally intelligent enough to understand the complexity of emotions. they absolutely hate them and it evokes such irritation and anger within them, because even if they dont understand it themselves, they are envious of ppl who dont take emotions so seriously or see it is being weak.

[bloopf1sh]

i hate people

(rant abt shipping in the tags. dont like dont interact.)

[crowcryptid]

WORK NIGHTMARE INCREASED

NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!

One of my much older cousins works at my job now?? Has been there for months?? Works in the building right next to mine but I never saw her till today??

anyway. I don’t know who told her or HOW she even knows this but she was like “So you’re like gay right? Or is it something else?” We. Are in public. My coworker walked by just a few minutes later. SHE COULD HAVE HEARD THAT. HELLO? SELF AWARENESS? HELLO??

HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT. I NEVER TALK ABOUT IT. I don’t think it’s obvious either. If it was obvious I think women would be more friendly with me

I did not know what to do man I just kinda nervously laughed and told her I don’t like to talk about it and then she’s like “I’m open minded” Yeah ok. Anyway I just was like “we can talk about that some other time” because wtf

She asked so many questions. Interrogated me.

Now she knows that’s where I walk through and there’s no other way for me to go to avoid her.

[screamingay]

somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol

[sofarsogoodsowhat]

auuuhghghhhhh there was this pop up for indigenous peoples day and i met up with my bf at it for a little bit before he had to go to rehearsal it was so fucking cool there was a drum circle and a bunch of people all dressed up and dancing and this one couple had their kid all dressed up and had him dancing with them and he was smiling the whole time and all these booths with people selling shit i just wish we had known about it sooner so we could’ve been there together longer + i could’ve been there when they weren’t starting to shut shit down it was so fucking cool man

[magdaclaire]

re: the american education system showing high school children their "dead" peers in an effort to lessen teenage drunk driving after prom,

the suing part is one hundred percent true but several parents (including my mom <3) threatened to personally beat the ass of the principal at the time

[batboybisexualism]

decided to make a big involved meal tonight since my parents are out of town and I did a bit of prep before I went out around 5:30 to meet with a new doggie client, and I thought I'd have a good amount of time to take some edibles and finish cooking and probably be nicely stoned by the time the food was ready. turns out the new client's mom (human) is one of those people who will go on and on for ages about their dog's background and temperament and favorite toys and never mention like...what time I'm supposed to get there and what the dog eats for breakfast etc etc so the meeting ended up taking about an hour and a half and by the time I got home I was so hungry the edibles hit practically immediately and that in combination with the hunger had me on the verge of passing out while cooking which also took like an hour and a half.

NOT TO MENTION right when I was putting the casserole in the oven another client called to go over some walks for this weekend and she's one of the most disorganized people on earth so that took like half an hour and I was high and hungry as hell having to help her figure out all kinds of logistics shit (at 8:30pm on a tuesday, because apparently the weekend plans couldn't wait until wednesday) ANYWAY bonkers exhausting day fr fr

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

[fridayiminlovemp3]

shout out to this screenshot i found from 2016

[keeps-ache]

!! what if i made another outfit for Teddie. just cuz

[airenyah]

sometimes i feel like i missed out on a lot of "italian-ness" bc we stopped going there on a regular basis when i was 9 and i hardly ever saw that side of the family but then i come across a video on youtube titled "southern italians arguing" and it's just a civil (but lively) discussion about a card game the men were in the middle of playing and i'm getting flashes of what it sounds like when my sicilian dad gets real angry and it reminds me of that one time last year when i was working as an intern at a theater (in austria) and one of my tasks was to feed the actors their lines during rehearsals and one time the lead actor came up to me saying "i'm sorry that i'm always so snappy and impatient when i ask for my lines" and i went "this is nothing?? no offense taken"

or this other time, i can't remember if it was at that theater as well or if it was a different context (still in austria) but one time someone got a little loud with me (bc they were irritable and it didn't have anything to do with me or anything that i'd done) and afterwards those who were witnessing the situation were telling me "you do know you don't have to let yourself be treated like that and that you can tell them off, right?" and i was just there like ".......wait i was getting yelled at just now????"

i'm so used to my sicilian dad (and my half-sicilian brother) getting loud at any random minor inconvenience that it for real didn't even register that this person was "yelling" at me for austrian standards, ESPECIALLY since i knew i hadn't done anything wrong and it was all them and their bad mood at the time. and while i did realize that this person wasn't having the best of times in that moment, the fact that they were getting loud at me just simply didn't register. my brain honest to god just went "ah yes this is a completely Normal volume for this level of bad mood, cool cool" and i just kept chilling while everyone around me went "the audacity?? how could they be so rude to you?? are you okay??"