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gay people when you put them on a game with customization (they will not stop drawing their characters)
the spy thing did actually happen to me earlier btw. i was so elated about the 2 kills i didnt care about being called a slur (dude was just toxic in general anyways)
anyways if u like shooting games with customization why havent you gotten pvz garden warfare yet best shooting game ever made sold 10 garden warillion copies (ive been obsessed with this game for 10 years and counting thats why i keep bringing it up)
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 pyro#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#sleepy as always!#i dont have much to say. im listening to music#soon i will sleep#gotta give my all too common shoutout to my friend almondroot for playing tf2 with me. he was there when the spy thing happened#i was so loud my mom walked in#guys you dont understand how excited i was#i was gonna take a minute to cool down but i didnt wanna get kicked 😭😭#do any of you play casual w tc off btw? and if you do can you still see the medic/spy/help/thanks#asking for no oarticular reason (casual is so fucking racist i get very uncomfortable)#anyways i will sleep soon. goodnight everypony
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crunchy gravel
#for context: i have a vivid memory of walking beside my mom as a kid and being so confused about the difference in gravel crunch-#i wanted it to be as loud as hers but i was too light 💀💀💀#i have been thinking about miri experiencing that same hyperspecific thing#i didnt go about it the way miri does here- instead that memory just nestled itself deep in my brain and stayed there#its one of those memories that comes back regularly for no reason-#buddy daddies#miri unasaka#kazuki kurusu#rei suwa#my art#fanart
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yall ever just drawing and then half way through you come out of autopilot mode and realize what you're doing
#coughing really loud#this is mainly when im drawing smth just a lil gay. just a lil#this is made worse cus i will be spaced tf out drawing something and then my mom walks in and i snap so badly out of it#and my door is RIGHT behind me. and i have a 27 inch monitor. im playing fnaf irl i dont want my mom to see my shit its embarrassing#“hey sweetie do you want chicken rings” and then there's men kissing on my screen
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My younger sister is playing the base p5
#chattin#i walked into the livingroom and saw the opening and nearly screamed#she said its bc she saw me play strikers and got curious#im so shocked; she would NOT have been able to play this game like 4 years ago#shes like. not very good on story heavy games. its too boring for her#but shes been watching a streamer play bg3#and shes invested in the plot. and shes like huh! these ARE fun and engaging!#and she heard me and my mom talk about my moms dwindling attention span w Stories that arent spoonfed to her#so shes ALSO trying new games#i dunno. just very happy :) i get to see ryuji again!#shes been fun to watch. not to be that person but shes autistic (so am i) and very loud and excitable about plot twists n stuff#shes SO into it. also her first comment on ryuji was ‘thats me! i did the same thing w my suspenders :)’ so she liked him immediately LOL#the grind is also something nice for her bc she gets to watch her stream inbetween battles#i will say; the juggling of social stuff and shopping and fighting is ALOT for her. she left the palace to re up on magic#and she forgot to do ANYTHING; no weapons bought; no acessories or protectors; no items; no hangouts#and when i came back from my room (i noticed she had full magic) i asked if she did all that and she was like. shit.#she has to learn the hard way unfortunately#she is insistent on using all her magic; and so when she gets caught w strong enemies WITHOUT it shes like. uhoh. lunge it is.#shell learn
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Really really excited to compare Martha, Esther, and Agnes when theyre all grown up!!! I hope I can convince my mom to show them for me! Theyre all from really good lines, and they look great so far! Also i just need to send in a couple papers and tattoo Agnes and they’ll be registered soooo 🙂🧡
#id show them myself but i have ermmmmm really bad anxiety about that stuff#i’m working on walking them a ton because nubians are especially bad at things like that#also my mom has been showing goats forever and she’s really good 🧡#my mom has always had alpines so messed up for me to have nubians but 🧡#also all the goat people we know haaaate nubians but i get it they’re really annoying and stupid sometimes 🧡#theyre almost all alpine people#im an embarrassment with my floppy loud things 💔#goats
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jesus can i not have an anxiety nightmare i basically scream myself awake from in a sweat at around 5am that'd be great
#started with a work environment and suddenly finding out i was rescheduled to leave at lkle 5pm and i was supposed to leave at 1#so after agonizing i went fuck it told someone i was leaving when i was supposed to clocked out on some old machine and left#it was pouring rain but i had an outdoor hat on and my mom and i started walking. she got aheafd of me. and started balancing on a curb.#i looked away for one second to observe a bunch of bike racers speeding by and when i look back at mom she slipped#fell. hit her head. unresponsive. i try to vey a cyclists' attention and manage to yell 'HEY!!' and that woke me up#i'm not sure if i yelled that actually out loud or not. either way. freaked me the fuck out
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i hate people
(rant abt shipping in the tags. dont like dont interact.)
#i think it’s so stupid how ppl get so riled up abt shipping esp in animated shows#like we all have our silly little headcanons abt the silly little people#and if someone disagrees with u then u get all grossed out??#like actually wtf#(context)#i was at school right and i was sitting w some classmates#and somehow we got to the topic of hazbin hotel#which btw none of us should technically be watching? but anyway#it spirals into radioapple of all things#and they get all mad bcz ig all of them hc alastor as aroace?? i think??#anyway so theyre all mad abt it#and then they start getting mad at a whole bunch of other ships#and it’s like it’s getting heated#theyre fuckin gesturing and being loud abt it#and im over here like girl cmon they’re literally animated characters#i dont see why yall care what other ppl think abt them?? like ship and let ship#anyway i walked away and kinda like wanted to throw up for a bit#no hate to them but srsly calm tf down#theyre characters in a fictional setting#theyre literal fictional characters u dont needa get so mad abt them#anyway now i feel like shit#but my mom made chocolate chip banana oat muffins#and they were delicious#so yeag#bye ig ??!!
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recently ive been getting really sick of my neighbors i wish that i had a bunch of money so that i could buy up their houses and only let people i live live near me
#neighbors 1 used to be friends but theyre trumpies and also neglect and borderline abuse their dog#i like river hes not a bad dog but hes not trained well and is a very large and powerful dog and really really wants to kill my cats#and they just let him loose wander in the road wander into other peoples yards and hes trapped me and my mom outside because#he tries to force his way into our house if we try to go back inside of our house and i kinda dont want my cats guts splattered everywhere#neighbors 2 have a fenced in yard with a lab and a husky that they leave outside all of the time in their yard#as far as i know they dont have a dog house or even food and water out there and absolutely no toys and the dogs bark constntly#probably because theyre so bored outside in the hot weather usually without shade and no entertainment they bark at each other#or anyone in the yards of the neighboring houses or they bark at the door begging to be let back inside or bark at the windows#and theyre patriots too they got one of those huge skeletons last halloween and theyve kept it up ever since changing out the spotlight#for holidays which initially i really liked i thought it was funny but then for memorialday/july 4th they dressed in patriotically#and i hate america so . i hate them and how they neglect their dogs#neighbors 3 they are related to the one good neighbor BUT. theyre married (?) and they scream at each other arguing all of the time and#because of the geography of where we live it echos right to our house very loudly and it gives me anxiety and they have a kid or kids#who sometimes cry loudly because they scream yell at each other loudly i kinda hope they (not the kids) go to hell#neighbors 4 i . im not sure if theyre newer here but they also have dogs but so far theyve kept them on leashes i think?#except for that one time where their dog just. walked up to me. idk if they let the dog loose on purpose or if it was accidental#but recently me and my mom were outside messing with the garden and They are also a couple and were screaming at each other#also ! i love straight people 😍 please breakup or get a divorce or move away or go to hell youre fucking crazy people go to therapy#and then theres the people on super loud motorcycles or in super loud cars and then theres the other neighbors with the isra hell flag#and the other neighbors that i SUPER SUPER SUPER HATE and have hated for YEARS ecause i went to school with one and hes#racist as fuck i hope he dies or something. and because of them we dont even go down the road that way#they have free roaming animals that would go into the road and they run some ? atv repair or something out of their house and sometimes#completely occupy the whole road loading shit or something. like if you want stereotypical redneck assholes its them#and i hate all of these people so much. mutuals you should live here instead of them. its the blue ridge mountains its higher altitude#its pretty but sometimes it rains and causes something of a 'creek' to flow but were on a mountain so it flows down and away#and well sometimes the sewer smells really bad for some reason idk but like . its fine dont worry about it#and bears might drag your trashcans up the mountain but just dont leave food outside and they wont do that#we have a . shockingly beautiful ?? dumpster on the road too so its okay 👍#dear lird i just scrolled up and thats a lot of words . o well
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WORK NIGHTMARE INCREASED
NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!
One of my much older cousins works at my job now?? Has been there for months?? Works in the building right next to mine but I never saw her till today??
anyway. I don’t know who told her or HOW she even knows this but she was like “So you’re like gay right? Or is it something else?” We. Are in public. My coworker walked by just a few minutes later. SHE COULD HAVE HEARD THAT. HELLO? SELF AWARENESS? HELLO??
HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT. I NEVER TALK ABOUT IT. I don’t think it’s obvious either. If it was obvious I think women would be more friendly with me
I did not know what to do man I just kinda nervously laughed and told her I don’t like to talk about it and then she’s like “I’m open minded” Yeah ok. Anyway I just was like “we can talk about that some other time” because wtf
She asked so many questions. Interrogated me.
Now she knows that’s where I walk through and there’s no other way for me to go to avoid her.
#I was trying to walk past her so fast but she recognized me anyways fuck my life man#how do I put this nicely. uh. the family. does not like her#in fact we used to rent an apartment she owned and she kicked us out to charge someone else more :#she delayed me getting home by 30 mins. by not shutting tf up#my panic is less about random people hearing it#but now I’m like. oh god my coworker walked past us. who knows what she heard#I live in trump territory bro. people already don’t like me. I don’t need your loud mouth saying stuff like that#it had to have been my mom. my dad would not talk to this lady she’s not even related#but my mom doesn’t like her either so?? how the fuck.#or maybe my mom is talking shit with someone else and then they told her#cause the gay part is like. ok well anyone in the family would maybe realize hey you’ve never had a girlfriend lol#but the ‘or is it something else’ Ok Where Did you get that from#cause that part my mom won’t even acknowledge#SCARY. SCARY.
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somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol
#first of all they turn all the lights on all the time. the other day i was hanging out in the living room w one light on bc it was light#enough outside thru the windows and one of them walked in and flipped another light on automatically. then walked through#the living room right to her bedroom... girl youre not even using this room and i was clearly fine with the light level??#they always have all 3 kitchen lights on when they cook and dont turn them off plus none of them have lamps#they all use the Big LED Ceiling Light in their bedrooms which is baffling to us#they dont know how to organize the kitchen and they took up so many of the cabinets with bullshit. like 3 pans here a few plates there#we have like 4 cabinets worth of food and even more of pots and pans and shit bc this is everything we own#and we cant afford to use disposable everything like some of them do#theyre always leaving the fridge open while they cook too and i have to physically hold myself back from becoming my mom#and yelling at them to close the fridge when theyre not actively getting smth out of it!! like theyll stand there cooking and have it open#for 2 minutes straight#theres only room for one water filter pitcher in the fridge and one of them brought a big one which is nice but theyre always forgetting to#refill it which defeats the purpose of even having it#and they always somehow start cooking right when we decide we need to eat#one of them sent this long sort of condescending post abt ants and how it stresses him out when the kitchen is messy so we all need to clean#more and try harder to keep ants away as if 1) ants care at all abt dishes in the sink or stains on the stove and 2) as if the ants will#stop coming around if theres no food out in this building where there are notoriously always ants even on the 4th floor#(we are ground floor this time) and 3) as if he isn't one of the people leaving food around and not taking the trash out#nobody responded to it in the groupchat lmao bc he sounds like a fucking cop!! and is dating an rotc guy??? and also is a streamer or just#likes to play games on vc with friends bc hes always very loudly doing that#but obviously we have sex all the time so we're at a sort of loud noise stalemate where neither of us can complain abt the other#to be clear this is in no way the absolute worst situation theyre nice enough people and havent reported us for anything (they both work for#student housing -_-) and generally things go okay in the apartment#but like. ive never been this annoyed this often with any other roommates#ALSO someone spilled soy sauce all over our designated level of the fridge door where we had all our little bottles of stuff#but also a carton a Paper Carton of milk and a pack of butter standing upright which soaked up the soy sauce and for several days#even after id cleaned the bottom of the carton the best i could i swore it tasted like soy sauce from it soaking into the bottom or smth#but it's still all over everything in there bc it was so much it like. pooled in there and splattered on everything#like. u see that happen u clean it up wtf.??#anyway i just felt like i needed to complain and see if im being silly or if these things really are so annoying
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auuuhghghhhhh there was this pop up for indigenous peoples day and i met up with my bf at it for a little bit before he had to go to rehearsal it was so fucking cool there was a drum circle and a bunch of people all dressed up and dancing and this one couple had their kid all dressed up and had him dancing with them and he was smiling the whole time and all these booths with people selling shit i just wish we had known about it sooner so we could’ve been there together longer + i could’ve been there when they weren’t starting to shut shit down it was so fucking cool man
#was on the phone with my mom for abt half of the walk home and i cried the whole time i was talking to her#the music and the kid dancing really got to me#it just like. really made me wish my father hadn’t been such a scumbag because i don’t have any connection to that part of me esp with him#being dead and his brother being a scumbag and MY brother being a scumbag so i just. don’t have much. yknow.#so like. even though i don’t really know if anyone there was the same tribe as me its still just like. holy shit. we exist. and we can be#loud and happy about it#he got a ton of shit from the booths selling mexican art/jewelry n shit like that and i got a bracelet :) we also got a new dab tool LOL#god im so fucking happy rn im so. fucking happy
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re: the american education system showing high school children their "dead" peers in an effort to lessen teenage drunk driving after prom,
the suing part is one hundred percent true but several parents (including my mom <3) threatened to personally beat the ass of the principal at the time
#i'm small town they all grew up together#when my brother graduated i had just finished seventh grade#and my mom walked up to my brother's now former principal and was like alright henry you have a year#you have a year where you have none of my children in your school. i recommend getting your shit together in the mean time#and the high school had a different principal when i hit ninth grade#mer rambles#the new principal was lisa and we already had beef though thankfully my mother and grandmother were not involved#i got dress coded a lot bc wearing a belt was part of the dress code and i did not own one and had no interesting in procuring one#because i'm autistic and belts fucking suck#but every time i got dress coded teachers would send me directly to the principal bc i had an attitude problem you know how it is#and i'd walk in and lisa would be like “belt again?” and i'd be like “yeah :) how are my grades doing :)”#bc the first time i got sent directly to her i told her to pull up my grades and tell me that a belt mattered to my education#and she would just tell me to go back to class beltless#i was in... sixth or seventh grade at the time?#then lisa moved to the high school my first two years and then became superintendent#during the senior pep rally i was leaving the rally to go to my favorite teacher's classroom bc it was loud#and lisa and one of the other school board members were in the hall bc it was an Event#and they're like Where Are You Going Get Back In There and i was like well lisa i still have anxiety attacks so i'm gonna go be somewhere#else. is that alright with you? and she just waved me off :) <3#i'm a nuisance to any and all authority figures
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decided to make a big involved meal tonight since my parents are out of town and I did a bit of prep before I went out around 5:30 to meet with a new doggie client, and I thought I'd have a good amount of time to take some edibles and finish cooking and probably be nicely stoned by the time the food was ready. turns out the new client's mom (human) is one of those people who will go on and on for ages about their dog's background and temperament and favorite toys and never mention like...what time I'm supposed to get there and what the dog eats for breakfast etc etc so the meeting ended up taking about an hour and a half and by the time I got home I was so hungry the edibles hit practically immediately and that in combination with the hunger had me on the verge of passing out while cooking which also took like an hour and a half.
NOT TO MENTION right when I was putting the casserole in the oven another client called to go over some walks for this weekend and she's one of the most disorganized people on earth so that took like half an hour and I was high and hungry as hell having to help her figure out all kinds of logistics shit (at 8:30pm on a tuesday, because apparently the weekend plans couldn't wait until wednesday) ANYWAY bonkers exhausting day fr fr
#also decided to walk my dogs by myself which is really hard because they're insane#almost ripped my arm out of its socket lmao#the new dog was like...previously wild or something?? idk some dubiously ethical vibes#so she has some issues with stress and sort of aggressive behavior (nothing violent mostly just loud)#and she takes two meds in a very specific way#so I really wanted to hear and understand all of the details of it but it took her mom like five hours to explain everything#even with me guiding her#she also decided to interview me basically which no one ever does#not a problem in itself it just added a ton of time because she would ask me a question and then go off on a tangent#and wouldn't let me answer for like ten minutes at a time#bonkers in yonkers
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yo who wants to be mr heere i know i said i could pull him off but i was JOKING dont leave the role to ME
#bmcblr remake#67 responses and not a SINGLE MR HEERE this is worse than jake#i understand its cause hes an old man but we really need one#come on wouldnt you like to sing the pants song#remember hes a minor role so you can still do other roles#<- mr heere propaganda#if i had gotten over my crippling fear of singing out loud i honestly might have auditioned#but thats not happening so we need a mr heere#we could have a mrs heere but i kinda rather not have jeremys mom walk around without pants yk#we could just draw the old man over a fem voice if it really comes down to it but i feel like that would look a little weird#bmc#be more chill#be more chill musical#bmc musical#mr heere
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#so like i had to go to the plaza and buy lemon cakes so i could get cashback cuz i had bought my lunch on credit so i had to pay it back#tomorrow. cool went to food basics got my cakes got my cash started walking the 10 minutes back home. literally three minutes away#moneky brain says ‘‘do you have the house key’’ i say yes survey says EHH LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER#checked everywhere pockets inner pockets backpack pockets nada. so had to walk 15 mins back to school. 10 mins saw a bus ran to catch it.#saved me 5 mins. went to locker ‘‘oh look there it is’’ got key got out of school just as bus was pulling up missed that had to walk all#15 mins back home. sweaty thighs legs calves are hurting made it to apartment mom’s worried explanation#cool cool about to relax mother goes time to cook#i actually died inside a little#my phone’s about to die ok byeee
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shout out to this screenshot i found from 2016
#i remember seeing this and being like this will NEVER happen i refuse to wear jeans that don’t cut off my blood circulation#and then one day in 2018 i got mom jeans (aka i took a pair of my grandma’s old jeans because i wanted the art hoe look)#and i was like holy fuck??? these aren’t painful??????? jeans??!?#jeans can feel good?? wtf is this?#and i haven’t looked back since#im actually cringing thinking about how in gr 10 it would actually be painful for me to sit down in class because of my super skinny jeans#idk like i don’t like super super baggy massive jeans because they’re so loud when you walk 😭 and they wrap around ur legs#but like mom jeans and regular baggy jeans 💕💖💖💕🙌🙌💜💜 loove them#mari.txt
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