#i was really hoping some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway-' and then she kills him.

[reco-obsessed]

these two had some sort of interaction off screen that was probably hilarious and i need to know exactly how it went

[yanderecrazysie]

Assassination target yandere be like

Yandere: I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me, when I woke up this morning I thought “damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway” and here we are~

Assassin! reader: ૮ʿˎಠﾛಠˏʾა

Yandere: I want it to get embarrassing we'll be entirely different people by the end of the first 8 hours I'm talking full on watermelon in the thighs-

Assassin! reader: Yep! that's it, time to die

She probably hates him because he's a masochistic pervert who doesn’t take her seriously.

LMAO This is perfect! Masochist Yandere with Assassin Reader is an amazing pair-up!

Almost feel bad for reader there XD Yandere must be so annoying to deal with.

[ladyantiheroine]

Leon S. Kennedy: I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me. You know when I left my house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full on, watermelon in the thighs level of carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee piss piss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

[superchat]

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am. Please... You have to crush me.

[stellarcn]

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage."

[the-dating-doctor]

[ J:\\ I LOVE THE KIND OF WOMAN THAT WILL ACTUALLY JUST KILL ME. Y’KNOW, WHEN I LEFT THE THE HOUSE TODAY I WAS THINKING, "FUCK, I HOPE SOME HOT CHICK PAINTS MY BRAINS ALL OVER SOME FUCKING HALLWAY.". AND HERE WE ARE. I MEAN REALLY, JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROY ME. I’M TALKIN’ WATERMELON IN THE THIGHS LEVEL CARNAGE. AND I WANT IT TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I̵̡̦͑ ̸̺͎͊M̷̘̈E̸͋̍ͅA̸̧̩̓̑N̶̻͋ ̵̭̯́I̷͍̜͑ ̸͉͔̿H̶̖̳̆O̶̱̬͂P̶̲̝̃̾É̶̪̫͗ ̴̼͍̾̃Î̴͉͕̋ ̷̗̀̓P̷͖͇̀I̵̮͖̒S̶̫͒͆S̷̻͐ ̴̤̪̈́̚M̶̪̊̌Ÿ̵̧́̋S̴̺̅Ĕ̵͎Ĺ̵͚F̴̳̩̍.̶̛̠͕̒ ̶̠͉͌̏I̴̯̋ ̷̭͖́H̸̱̀O̵̜̱̽́Ṕ̵̥Ȩ̶͙̀̕ ̵̫̈Ī̴̧ ̴͔͔̈́P̵̲̮̒̾I̶͖͊̀S̷͈̑S̸̲̔ ̸͕̼͆̾M̷̪̏̿Y̶̩̜͆̾S̴͉͚̚È̴͉L̴͎͛F̵̜̼̃̚ ̸̻̄͐A̵̞̱͠N̴͇̕D̸̞̓̒͜ ̸̥͔̅̉Ý̸̤͉̓O̵̘͌U̷̜̥͂ ̶͚̈́̂C̵̳̔̍A̸̡̫̿̕L̴̡͗͑L̴̖̑̀ͅ ̴̥̽ͅM̵̟̙̊́E̵͉̯̽̄ ̴͇̌Y̶͚̓O̶̦͌U̸̮̪͒R̴̡̞̾ ̸͇͒L̴̮̟͋̈́I̶̡͖̍Ṱ̷̑T̷̜̦̉Ļ̵̙́̑E̸̦̐ ̶͂̉͜“̸͙̝̔͛P̸̙̿E̵̙͘͝Ȩ̸̼̽̊P̵̖͇̎E̷͖̞̚E̶͍͋͂ ̸̼̍Ṗ̸̫Í̵̧͠S̵̥͍͛̔Ŝ̷̟P̸̧͎͠I̷̘̣͝S̷͔͋S̷̝̘̃́ ̷̺͆B̵̺̂̀Õ̵̪Ȳ̵̫̽.̶̧̟̑͐”̷͇͒ I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP. I MEAN I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME YOUR BITCH. YOUR LITTLE P̷̫̱͊Ë̵̗͒E̶͖͆̋P̴̭̩͆̑E̴̪̹̋E̴̙̊-̶̰̀̓P̶̰̆Î̸͙̫̉Ś̶͍͝S̶̼̪̈-̸��̠͗M̵̘̩̎̔Y̷̤͖̓S̸̻̐̚E̷̹̓͠L̵̡͊̋F̵̘̠̐̈́-̴̡̤̔̑BITCH. I WANT IT TO GET EMBARRASSING. I MEAN LIKE… WEIRDLY EMBARRASSING, UNSANITARY TOO. WE SHOULD BE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE BY THE END OF THE FIRST EIGHT HOURS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY HERE? I MEAN, I’M A REAL FREAK, I’M NOT NORMAL. MA’AM, PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO CRUSH ME. ]

". . I mean. . If you want me to(?"

[theonewhopees]

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. Y’know, when I left the the house today I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please, you have to crush me.

[nongenderbentanimeneilarmstrong]

Ships that are better than Bronseele and Kiamei

TW: NSFW

TESLA x EINSTEIN x JOYCE

KIAHERRSHEY-MEI (pls step on me)

LUNA KINDRED x THE CAPTAIN (as a man, stastically speaking, I have too much blood)

FALLEN ROSEMARY x THE CAPTAIN (I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn,” “I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.”)

OTTO APOCALYPSE x ME (I want Otto’s 12+ inch magic nanobot cock to destroy my bussy)

[y00gz]

i really hope this is the year some hot chick paints my fucking brains all over some hallway

[anakin-skyrim]

I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me. You know when I left my house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full on, watermelon in the thighs level of carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss-myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

[mukuro sprites]

[ladyantiheroine]

Peter Parker: I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me. You know when I left my house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full on, watermelon in the thighs level of carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee piss piss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

[bluepinkiceberg]

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full-on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy". I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.

*bonks with newspaper*

[lovesick-joey]

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the manor today I was thinking, "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway" and here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself, I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy". I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing, I mean like.....weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Generic answer, I am unsatisfied with.

Me, personally, i love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me you know when i left the house today I was thinking damn i really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some hallway and here we are i mean really just absolutely destroy me i'm talking full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage and i wanted to scare the fuck out of me i mean i hope i piss myself i hope i piss myself and you call me your little pee pee piss piss boy i want you to fuck me up i mean i want you to make me your bitch your little pee pee piss myself bitch i want it to get embarrassing i mean like weirdly embarrassing unsanitary too we should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours do you understand what i'm trying to say here i mean i'm a real freak i'm not normal ma'am please you have to crush me

Favorite type of woman? (Based on whatever feels good in your soul)

my gf :3

[saltycactusss]

DAMN, i really hope some HOT CHICK paints my brain all over some fucking HALLWAY, and here we are

(screenshot redraw based on pic below)

[niirjuana]

My favourite line in all Cowboy Bebop series is when Spike said:

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chicks paints my brain all over some fucking hallways"

And here we are.

I mean, just absolutely destroy me.

I'm talking full on watermelon-in-the-thights level carnage.

And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself, I hope I piss myself and you call me your little pee-pee-piss-piss-boy.

I want you to fuck me up. I mean, I want you to make me your bitch. Your little pee-pee-piss-myself bitch.

I want it to get embarrassing. I mean, weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too.

We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours.

Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak, I'm not normal.

Ma'am, please, you have to crush me."