#i was mad at her cause HE IS HOT BUT- /hj

[rottnstrwberriez]

i was talking about how horny the whf fandom is abt uncle jack to my gf, she asked for a pic and as soon as i sent her she just went ‘HE UGLY’

[agentgumsh0e]

Hiya, is it okay if I ask for cypher, sova, kay/o and yoru taking care of a female reader with her period? Mine came and im absolutely dying/hj.

Feel free to ignore it tho, cause I know it sounds a little request-y and your requests are closed./gen

Have a nice day!

taking care of you on your period (cypher, sova, kay/o, yoru)

word count: 750+

warnings: slight mention of blood, nothing's graphic

cypher

he's had a wife and/or family before, so he knows what he's doing. if your cramps are really bad and he's too busy to be by your side 24/7, he'll make you a gadget specifically to massage or warm an area. he buys all the tampons, pads, etc. you might need, plus your favorite foods and drinks. however, if they're all unhealthy, he might substitute some of them. he understands the mood swings, and he's great with listening and calming you down. he makes sure you're well-rested and healthy for the most part. he puts the gadget on your head for the headaches, and he likes to hum while cuddling you since it helps you fall asleep. but if you still can’t drift off, you won’t be alone since he has a bad sleep schedule. you can both stay up, talking about whatever comes to mind in his workshop while he makes his gadgets until you fall asleep in his lap.

sova

he probably has some experience, but to be honest, he might ask sage for some help with medication for your symptoms. he soothes your cramps by running you a warm bath or placing a heating pad on you. like cypher, he's bought all the supplies but will most likely substitute the junk food you might be craving with healthy homemade food, mostly stuff he picked up from his russian family. he holds you close during the depressive mood swings and offers comforting words. he doesn't mind if you lash out at him and will give you space for you to cool off. for headaches, he'll probably give you some meds and kiss your head to “ensure” that it works (though you both know that's not the real reason why he does it). if you can’t sleep, he loves to cuddle with you underneath a big warm blanket as he rubs circles into your back.

kay/o

panic. big panic. he didn't even know that people can get periods. he's searching his databases for an answer, but when they come up empty (because who would program him to deal with this sort of thing), he goes to sage, who's a radiant, and asks for help. “they're...bleeding!” sage gets deeply concerned at first before he promptly follows it up with, “from their privates!” she laughs, which didn’t help kay/o’s worries in the slightest. he comes back with a lot of meds, heating stuff, etc, but he has no idea where to start until you guide him. if you ask him to massage you somewhere, he gets very flustered but tries his best anyways. he's honestly really distressed as to why blood is coming from there, but no one's really told him why yet, so he just gives you the supplies and hopes for the best. he’s definitely making sure you're eating and resting well because that's one thing he knows for sure helps with human problems like headaches. “this headache is gonna kill me.” “I WILL KILL IT FOR YOU.” he doesn't really understand mood swings but will still lend an ear if you need it. though, he still wonders what he might've done wrong if you get mad at him. if you can't sleep and need him for support, he’ll awkwardly try to cuddle with you and provide warmth (the same goes with cramps).

yoru

panicking on the inside, calm and collected on the outside. he doesn't really know what's going on, so he consults the internet. he's too proud to ask anyone because he thinks that'll make him look inexperienced and stupid. he's kind of awkward, even when he's trying to help. “oh, you want a pad? what flavor?” he’s always wondering how hot is too hot when it comes to cramps. and when he's out shopping, he's the “what size pu$$y you wear” meme. he definitely understands the craving for junk food and will indulge you in it. he doesn't know how to handle mood swings because there can only be one person in this relationship who can be irritable at a time and that's him, but he still tries his best to understand your emotions and is a (un)surprisingly good listener. headaches? you're both taking meds for it because his mind is going crazy trying to help. if you want to cuddle at any point, he'll be like “ew. but ok.” no worries if you can’t fall asleep, since he's an insomniac himself, you both can just stay up all night playing video games and sleep until noon.

[shespeaksinsongs]

Joyride | Draco x Reader

A/N: Inspired by Shameless <3 I know this one's long, but I think it's so cute, so I really hope you give it a shot. Her being Theo's sister does nothing for the plot. I just think it's cute. Enjoy!

Summary: Y/N Nott takes Draco for a joyride in her city of Syracuse, NY. He meets the family, works a job as a cash register, and even tries pho!

Warnings/content: Cursing, smut (hj), kissing <3, Fem!Reader, alcohol, and smoking (none from the reader or Draco's part), financial struggles, stealing (very minimal)

Word count: 5.32k

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A calming marimba played on the speakers before it was interrupted with a scratchy and lousy voice. "Clean up on aisle 4, clean up on aisle 4."

Without thinking, Y/N blankly abandoned her task stacking the tomato sauce cans, and trudged to aisle 4. That's what Y/N Nott's life had come to - urgently responding to anyone that needed her.

About to cross the corner, she sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Merlin, I can't wait to go back to school." Y/N muttered under her breath. She would've rather been in detention with Umbridge than at the dank store. Anyone could have done the job if it wasn't in the middle of the most dangerous city in New York - Syracuse. The job was easy - it had surprisingly good pay, low qualifications, and was predictable.

However, what Y/N didn't predict was her boyfriend, Draco Malfoy, the cause of the mess in aisle 4.

"Uh... hi, Y/N." Draco grinned, scared of what kind of trouble he'd get in for knocking over cereal boxes by accident.

"Draco!" Y/N smiled, running up to her darling boyfriend. "What are you doing here?" She asked, giving him a short peck, scared that her aunt might pass by and tell her to keep cleaning up. Before Draco could answer, Y/N interrupted. "Nevermind that, I'm gonna take my break now, is there something you wanna eat? My treat - perks of being part of an understaffed workplace is the big bonus you get."

"We'll go wherever you want to go, my love. I missed you so much." Draco said, pulling her in closer to his chest.

"Ay, Y/N/N! You cleanin' or just smoochin'? I don't pay you to flirt, do ya job!" Aunt Beatrice yelled down the aisle, her scowl disappearing when a man walked in, and she had to put on her customer service face.

"I'm taking my break, Aunt Beatrice. This is my boyfriend, I'm gonna-"

"Woah, woah, woah, slow down! Boyfriend? So baby Y/N finally claimed some d-"

"Ugh, we're going now." Y/N said, dragging Draco out of the store.

"You're not getting paid for this, you know!" Beatrice yelled until the door closed behind Y/N.

Draco huffed, unsure of what to say. "That aunt of yours seems real..."

"Don't try to find a word for her, sweetie. You'll be here for days." Y/N laughed. "Have you tried pho, baby?" She asked, swinging around their interlocked hands.

Draco's face twisted at the unfamiliar word. "Pho? No, what's that?"

Y/N smiled. "You'll love it. Come on; I'll take you. It's about twenty minutes away walking, but if we take one of these..." Y/N said, eyeing two bikes padlocked to a stop sign pole. "I'd say it'd cut us down thirteen minutes. Depending on how fast you can go." She winked.

"What, you mean steal it?" Draco asked, surprised. "Won't the owners be mad?"

"Nah, they love me. Watch." Y/N said, pulling a wire-cutter out of her jacket. Two angry men came out, approaching the couple fast. "Just gonna borrow this for a bit!" Y/N yelled, quickly handing Draco a bike and a helmet.

The men bolted behind Y/N but were too slow. Y/N and Draco were a block away now. "Fucking Nott's! You still owe me those 20 bucks!"

"I fucking bought you loonies these bikes! See ya, Ernie, Ethan!" Y/N yelled back, laughing. "Those are my younger cousins." Y/N said, loving the feeling of the wind in her face on a hot summer day.

"They seem like family guys." Draco said, causing Y/N to laugh.

"They're really sweet once you get to know 'em." Y/N smiled. "Alright, stop here, we can't take the bikes inside the restaurant, but I know a guy who'll keep 'em safe." Y/N said, pulling over into an alleyway.

Draco tried not to be scared, but the passed-out drunks on the floor and menacing women with bats seemed enough for his heart to pound.

"Ay, Uncle Michael, long time no see!" Y/N cheered, taking off hers and Draco's helmets. "You look cute with helmet hair." She whispered to Draco, ruffling his head, making Draco giggle.

"The fuck do you want?" A big man, the size of two crockpots side by side, was slumping against a wall, trying to light up a cigarette.

"Listen, I need another favor." Y/N said, kicking out the stand from the two bikes. "Watch these for me, and I'll babysit Aunt Beatrice and Luca for a week."

"Seriously?" His eyebrows raised. "You'll make them dinner? And lunch?"

"And breakfast. Luca wants to start a candy business, anyways, so I'm gonna show him a few tricks I learned from Dad before he passed away." Y/N said, gently placing the bikes on the ground next to him.

"Your Dad, the drug dealer?" Michael said, horizontal wrinkles forming over his eyebrows.

"Mom didn't marry anybody else." Y/N laughed, reaching in her pocket for something. "He did teach me some good tips before leaving."

"Oh, yeah? Like what?" Michael challenged as he huffed out a puff of smoke.

"Like never get distracted." Y/N said, pulling out a tin of cigarettes with Michael's name written on it from her pocket. She threw it into his laps and turned on her heel. "See ya, Uncle Mike. Thanks for this!"

"Since when could you pickpocket?" Draco asked, the look of utter shock on his face.

"I don't use the skill much anymore, but back when my dad passed, my brother and mom and I... we were going through rough times. All I had for money was what our grandma left in her vault at Gringott's. And I needed that money for school books. So I resorted to stealing as a way to make amends and bring food to the table."

"Woah, Y/N/N, that's a lot. Why didn't you just ask me for help?" Draco asked softly, rubbing his thumb over hers.

"Well, my dad died a few years before we started dating, and you weren't exactly friendly before then." Y/N giggled, kissing away a slight grimace Draco had at the memory of him teasing her because he didn't know what to do with his attraction. "We're here!" Y/N announced, standing in front of a dubious restaurant. The windows were tinted 100%, and there was graffiti of a penis on the handle.

Draco stood for a minute, staring bewildered at the peeling off letters taped to the door. "Y/N, this sign says it's a convenience store-"

"Yeah, they don't have the license to be selling food, but it's a family-owned business, and I've been going for years now. It's the best in the city, I promise." Y/N smiled encouragingly at Draco, who nodded and held the door open for Y/N.

"Y/N!" The staff cheered from behind the counter.

"Hey, guys! I brought my boyfriend today, says he wants to try pho. Could you give him what I get?" Y/N beamed at the shocked looks on the family's face.

"Cool, so that's just the Classic Pho with stir-fry bean sprouts?" Y/N's best friend's younger sister asked. She was about thirteen.

"Yes, love." Y/N said, diving into her pocket for some cash.

"No, no, no!" The matriarch of the Huynh family said. "Free for you and your boyfriend." Her name was Violet, Vi for short, and she was 85 in December. "Muggle or magic?" She whispered to Y/N, who laughed.

"Wizard - thanks, Vi." Y/N said, zipping up her jacket pocket again.

"We always thought Y/N, here, was making you up." A tall girl named Dep came from behind the wall separating the kitchen and register, with a bowl on her head and two plates lined up each on her arm.

"Oh, piss off!" Y/N laughed, helping her with the plates to tend to an elderly couple who was there as often as Y/N.

"Go, go, go sit down. I'll bring your food to you." Vi smiled dearly.

"Thank you." Y/N grinned, bringing Draco to her most frequented table in the restaurant. It was next to a small garden, which contained rare substances, some with magical properties that the muggles in Y/N's neighborhood were unaware of.

As Draco situated himself across from his girlfriend, he leaned forward, eyeing a teardrop purple fruit. "Hey, is that-"

"A shrivelfig? Yep." Y/N nodded, waving at it, despite it being insentient.

"People would kill to find some of that! Have you heard about the shortage in the magic world? Everyone's going crazy trying to find some of them. My dad's in Abyssinia right now to see if he can find some." The blond said quietly.

"Yeah, Vi sells Elixirs of Euphoria, so she needs them." Y/N said. "I have a few at home. I'll give you some after this. You can have half of them. They put them in the soup here. I think it's what makes it the best in town." Y/N smiled, sighing a breath of relief, when she saw Dep coming out of the kitchen, carrying their order out on a tray.

"Your food." Dep winked at Y/N and Draco. "So you're the guy who bought Y/N that pretty necklace for her birthday? Keepin' her happy?" She raised her eyebrows at him. Draco nodded, afraid of speaking.

"Don't worry, she doesn't bite, love." Y/N nudged Draco's foot a bit.

"Not people I've just met, anyways." Dep said, grinning at Y/N's shaking head of disapproval.

"Yeah, he's the one who bought me the necklace." Y/N smiled, pulling out an enchanted golden locket that was hidden underneath her shirt. Draco smiled, not knowing she was wearing it. "Keep it to remind me of you." She shrugged, putting her hands under her thighs and slightly kicking her feet giddily. "And he keeps me very happy." Y/N smiled softly at her boyfriend.

"Ugh," Dep rolled her eyes. "love."

"Dep Huynh," Y/N laughed. "you've been with my brother for what, four years, now?"

Draco's eyes widened. "You're with Theo Nott?"

"Going on five." Dep simpered. "It's just gross when it's other people." She said. "Enjoy your food, Y/N/N, Draco. See you at dinner." Dep curtsied. She giggled as Y/N threw a straw wrapper at her.

Draco looked behind him, making sure Dep was gone before asking. "Y/N/N, how do I eat this?" Draco whispered across the table.

"I'll move next to you and help you, okay?" Y/N said, moving to the sticky cushioned seat next to Draco. "Do you know how to use chopsticks?" She asked, not able to resist kissing his cute face on the cheek.

Draco grew a rosy pink. "No, but I think I can learn."

"Okay, but if you give up, you can always use a fork." Y/N said, ripping a pair of chopsticks out of its packaging. A few minutes passed by, and Draco was growing a bit frustrated as well as he tried to hide it.

"It's okay, baby, we can just use forks." Y/N soothed, rubbing his back. "It's delicious either way." She said with a mouthful of beef, noodles, and purple soup.

Draco laughed and wiped some soup that was running down her jaw. "Can I try some of that sauce you're eating?" Draco pointed at the hoisin sauce Y/N had been dipping her meat in.

"Yeah, of course! It's one of my favorite sauces ever." She said, sliding the plate towards him.

Walking out of the store hand-in-hand, Y/N looked up at her boyfriend. "So, did you like the pho?" She asked, already knowing what the answer would be.

"Can we go next time I come to visit?" Draco asked, his teeth all on display, showing how happy he was.

"Anytime you'd like." Y/N said, rounding the corner to get the bikes back. "Mike, wake up." Y/N said, slightly kicking her uncle to get him out of his drunken haze. He only mumbled some incomprehensible words. "Ugh." She sighed, grabbing a pen she found on the ground next to him.

Y/N wrote on one of the napkins she stole from the restaurant.

We took the bikes. Love, Y/N/N.

"Let's go before he wakes up and thinks we're thieves." Y/N laughed to herself, thinking about that one time.

Y/N and Draco rode the bikes back to Ernie and Ethan's bodega and walked in. "Miss me?" Y/N said, giggling when Ernie pulled her in for a noogie, messing up her hair.

"Not this particular time, no." Ethan said, printing out a receipt for a small kid who was buying an ice cream bar.

"Whatever." Y/N rolled her eyes, handing over the bikes. "You know, you really should invest in a thicker cable. Some psychos could come cut it and steal your bike." She said, handing over the cut wire. "I'll buy you a new one."

"Thanks, Y/N. You've been a real angel to us." Ethan said sarcastically. "You must be the boyfriend?" He asked, looking Draco up and down, rubbing his hands together.

"Yes..." Draco said, not really sure of what to say. "I'm Draco. Nice to meet you." He extended his hand for a handshake, but Ethan pulled him in roughly.

"Ay, welcome to the family!" Ethan said, giving Draco a noogie.

"They do that." Y/N said. "We should be heading off. Aunt Beatrice is angry enough at my extended lunch break. Probably pissing her pants. Anyways, see you at dinner, guys." Y/N waved off, taking Draco's hand and taking him back to the store.

"Nice to meet you, posh guy!" Y/N's cousins laughed as they exited.

"How do you tell them apart?" Draco asked, taking brief glances into the stores they passed into.

Y/N shrugged. "Ernie's the one with the nose hair, Ethan's got the ear hair. You'll stay for dinner, right?" Y/N asked, looking up at the pensive boy.

"Of course, I'll owl my mother and tell her I'll be home late." Draco sniffed.

"Well, I hope you brought an owl with you because we don't have one." Y/N said, waving at a boy who lives across the street from her, buying a pack of Marlboros.

Draco gasped. "What? What happened to Búho?"

"We couldn't pay our taxes on time, so IRS took him away at the beginning of summer. Lucky for us, though, the smart bastard bit the driver and flew out the window. Ended up a free man, hasn't come back. Was even on the news!" Y/N smiled, reminiscing about her first pet. He was a gift from her grandma's inheritance.

"I'm sorry, Y/N." Draco said sadly. "That must've been awful."

"It was." Y/N frowned at the memory. He was a great messenger. "But you make everything better." She smiled up at him. "Alright, we're here." Y/N sighed tiredly, not wanting to go back inside to work another three hours. "Since you're here, you're gonna have to pitch in, you know? You can take half of my pay." She laughed, knowing Draco was the last person who needed handouts.

They walked into the store and were surprised to find Beatrice waiting for them. "There you two are." Beatrice grumbled, walking over to the happy couple. "Drake, was it?" She said, handing Draco an apron.

"Draco, ma'am." He cleared his throat nervously.

"Draco, right. You'll be working the cash register. Y/N'll teach you briefly, but the job's pretty self-explanatory." Y/N smiled, taking Draco away to the cash register. "And no funny business." She yelled from the back of the store.

"It is pretty self-explanatory." Y/N said, standing close to Draco as she scanned her ID in for him. "Scan the items like this." Y/N said, holding her hand over Draco's large ones. "And push this trigger right here to ring it up." She slightly squeezed her finger over his, the beep notifying them that he'd done it successfully. "When there's nothing left, you click this green button and take their method of payment." Y/N looked around before leaning in to whisper something. "And if a mean shirtless old man wearing a green belt comes in, just show him to the liquor aisle, please. He won't calm down until he gets his fix."

"Okay, I got it - scan, push, pay." Draco said, slightly proud of himself.

Y/N kissed his cheek. "I knew my baby wasn't just a pretty face." She said playfully, tapping his head as he frowned. "See you at seven." She said, walking away to do her duties.

The day was finally over, and Y/N and Draco could finally go home. "Ready to meet my family?" Y/N asked, walking over some half-eaten ribs thrown out across the lawn in front of the house.

"I thought I already have? You just live with your mom and Theo, right?" Draco asked.

Y/N shook her head mischievously. "It's our family's turn to cook dinner tonight. The Perez's have the weekends, Huynh's have Mondays and Tuesdays, Baldoni's have Wednesdays, Johnson's have Thursdays, and Nott's, that's me, have Fridays." She smiled, knocking on the front door in a rhythmic way that was difficult to remember.

"Do the curtains," Theo started, flicking up the mailbox flap to take a look at the visitors' shoes.

"Match the drapes?" Y/N finished, smiling when he opened the door.

"Hey, man, haven't seen you in a while." Theo said, hugging Draco briefly, kissing Y/N's forehead.

"Have you gotten started on the pasta?" Y/N asked, taking Draco's jacket off and hanging it up.

"Nah, you're better at that." Y/N glared. "I cut all the vegetables for the sauce." Theo said, offering a cigarette to Draco, which he shook his head to.

"Wow, you've done a lot more than I expected. Good job, Teddy." Y/N said, ruffling her brother's hair. "Where's Mom?"

"Where do you think?" Theo asked as if the answer was obvious.

"Working? Today's supposed to be her day off." Y/N said, walking over to the phone that hung on the wall, dialing her mom's number.

"She's a workaholic." Theo whispered to Draco. "So's your girlfriend." He said, pointing at an upset Y/N who was waiting for her mom to pick up.

"Ma?" Y/N asked, getting angrier when she heard techno-music in the background. "What are you doing at the club? Get your ass over here. You're supposed to be relaxing today." Y/N said, tapping her foot. "No, your son chopped up everything already. Look, Ma, don't worry about it, dinner will be great as always, but you need to get over here and rest until then." Y/N rolled her eyes at the response she got. "Theo, try to talk some sense into her, will you? Your mommy's little boy, anyway." Y/N said, handing the phone to Theo.

"Hi, Ma." Theo sighed. "Y/N/N and I have everything under control for dinner tonight. She took a few napkins from Pho Sho, Uncle Mike's coming over to help with the sauce and everything. You need to relax; this is the only day off you get for the week. Come home now, please." Y/N breathed deeply, hearing her mom give in on the other side of the phone. "Alright."

"Love you!" The two said in unison, hanging up the phone.

Draco smiled at them, and both of their brows furrowed in confusion, silently prodding him to explain. "You just... you seem to care a lot about your family."

"They're all I got." Theo said, shoving Y/N harshly to the side, which she flicked him off for. "I gotta go. I'll be back before dinner." He said, quickly kissing his sister on the cheek and patting Draco on the back.

"Where are you going?" Y/N asked, filling a pot up with boiling water.

"I won a bet. So Johnson kid owes me money." Theo shrugged.

"Oh, let him live. He's nine." Y/N said, rolling her eyes when Theo walked out, slamming the door behind him.

"House to ourselves?" Draco asked, walking over to Y/N.

"For a few hours..." She smirked. "Why, you planning on doin' somethin' about it?"

"Maybe." He shrugged.

"Well, if you help me make the pasta, I'll be done sooner." She said, pulling him in by the neck for a long and passionate kiss.

In an instant, Draco got his wand out and conjured a pot of pasta. Y/N turned around, surprised at her boyfriend's horniness.

"You know, if it weren't for you spending time with me today, I'd think you were only with me for my body!" Y/N joked, turning off the stove and running upstairs with Draco. "This is my room." Y/N said in-between kisses, kicking off hers and Draco's shoes. "That's where Theo sleeps." She said, taking off Draco's shirt. "That's my desk, where-"

"Y/N?" Draco asked, sucking on Y/N's neck.

"Yeah?" She said, breathing heavily as he approached one of her sweet spots.

"I didn't come up here for a room tour."

"What, this isn't turning you on?" Y/N laughed breathily, unzipping Draco's pants.

"Not exactly, no." He replied, taking off Y/N's work shirt.

"Well, what about this?" Y/N asked, and before Draco could ask what she was referring to, he felt it. She began pumping his large cock, reaching over for a bottle of lube that she hid in her bottom drawer. In-between moans, Draco raised an eyebrow at the contents of that drawer, getting a peek at some obscene items. "For the nights I miss you a little extra." Y/N shrugged, speeding up her wrist on Draco's lubed-up dick.

They kept on going until Draco had fully undressed Y/N. His moans were filling the room, and the air was getting thicker. "Fuck, Y/N, I'm close."

"I missed you." Y/N said, smiling in content at his proximity to climax.

"Me, too, baby." Draco said, his stomach filling with the feeling you get when you go on a roller-coaster.

Feeling Draco get unbelievably hard and his dick twitch, Y/N spoke. "Cum." She said, smirking to herself when he shot out pure white ribbons onto her stomach. Draco began trying to satisfy Y/N immediately after he'd climbed down from his high but was interrupted with a loud knock at the door.

"That important?" He asked, his warm hands feeling like electricity on Y/N's body.

"Could be." Y/N said sadly. "We'll continue this." She said, kissing his lips gently and dressing quickly in a tank top and some sweatpants, wiping the cum on her stomach with her work shirt that laid ruffled on the floor.

She peeked through the peephole and rolled her eyes. She opened the door, and a kid half her size sprinted inside. "Hey, Luca, come on in." She said sarcastically. "You came right at the wrong time, you know?"

"Why, kissing your boyfri-?" Luca was cut off by a tall man walking down the stairs, his hair messy.

"Yes. What are you doing here so early, bud? You're supposed to come at eight." Y/N said, crossing her arms.

"Dad says you're babysitting me and Mom,"

"Mom and I, baby." Y/N corrected.

"Sorry. Mom and I next week, so I thought we could get a headstart." He shrugged adorably. "Do you wanna make some popcorn?" He asked sheepishly.

"Sure, we watch a junk show?" Y/N asked from the kitchen as Draco followed her.

"Yeah!" Luca yelled from the living room.

"Luca, come here!" Y/N said. "I want you to meet my boyfriend."

Luca came into the kitchen awkwardly. "Hi, sir. I'm Y/N/N's cousin." He said, hugging Y/N's waist.

Y/N smiled and squeezed the little boy's cheeks. "You don't have to call him that, you know? Introduce yourself, love." Y/N said to Draco, watching the microwave spin the flat bag of popcorn.

"I'm Draco, sir." He teased, causing Luca to blush, a bit embarrassed. "What've you got there?" He asked, crouching down to be eye-level with Luca.

"My glasses - they broke last week, but I can't see without them, so I have to hold them like this." The boy responded, holding up thick frames to his eyes.

"Muggle?" Draco asked, turned to Y/N.

"Certainly not!" The little boy said, offended.

"Then you won't mind if I use a little magic?" Draco asked, waving his wand. "Oculus reparo."

"Oh my gosh, thank you!" Luca said, giving Draco a short hug that he wished had lasted longer.

"Anytime, buddy. You're not allowed to use magic in the house?" Draco asked Y/N and Luca.

"Well, we were until Uncle Mike used Engorgio on this sweet boy's mom, Beatrice." Y/N said, patting Luca's head. "Ma said she didn't want any of us getting any ideas, so she took all the kids' wands and hid them. Theo and I would've made more of a mess if she hadn't taken them away, so it's really not that big of a deal." Y/N reasoned, pouring the warm popcorn into a bowl.

"Come on, eat, Luca." Y/N said, throwing some popcorn into her mouth, offering him the bowl.

"Mm." Luca shrugged. "I want the M&M's."

"Well, you're lucky I bought you some candy from Aunt Beatrice's store today." Y/N smiled, reaching up into a counter where she hid the small bag of chocolates.

"Thanks, Y/N!" Luca said, taking the bowl and running off into the living room. "Come on! Let's see what's on!"

"He seems different from the rest of your family." Draco noted, holding Y/N's hand to the couch.

"I'm trying to keep him pure." Y/N said. "He doesn't need to know about our struggles or how we fight to keep food on the table for him. He just needs to be a kid."

"I love you. I think you'll be a great mom." Draco simpered, throwing an arm around her as Y/N leaned into his chest.

"I love you, too. And I think I will, too." She said, coming up to give him a quick peck on the lips.

"Gross." Luca said, popping some more food into his mouth. "Hey, why don't we watch this? This looks cool!" He said, stopping on the TLC channel.

"Long Island Medium?" Draco asked, unsure of where Long Island even was.

"Yeah, they're doing re-runs! It'll be good to see a medium in action before I get my acceptance letter this summer." Luca said, turning up the volume. He was eleven, bound to get it this summer if only his powers or magic had kicked in.

"You still think you're gonna get it?" Y/N said, feeling bad for the boy.

"I still have hope. We still have a few more weeks until school starts." Luca smiled worriedly, stuffing himself with more popcorn.

Y/N looked at Draco anxiously and went back to laying her head on his chest.

The hours went by fast, and soon enough, almost thirty people were in the house, empty and ready for dinner. "Uncle Mike, how much longer until the sauce is ready?" Y/N asked, setting the table where Ethan, Ernie, and their father, Earl, sat, yelling at each other even though they were no more than three feet away.

"Uh, four minutes." He grumbled as his stomach did.

"Pasta looks great, sweetie. Al dente." Mrs. Nott smiled, hugging her from behind. "Sit down, dears. You've both been a great help." She said to Draco and Y/N.

Draco smiled as Y/N pulled out his seat for him. "I'm supposed to do that." He said, rolling his eyes when Y/N sat down without letting him seat her.

"No, no." Earl said, taking the last sip of his beer. "In this family, the women dominate."

Y/N just looked at Draco and nodded. "Yep. That's how it is." She said, remembering the orgasm she'd just given Draco a few hours ago.

"Dinner's ready! I'll serve!" Theo said, yelling over five families.

"Aw, what's the occasion?" Y/N got up, helping her brother, regardless of what he said.

"Your boyfriend's homecoming." Y/N rolled her eyes at this.

When everybody had gotten their penne bolognese, Y/N and her brother sat down, finally digging into their meal. Draco, the Perez family (Earl, Ethan, and Ernie), and Mrs. Nott were the only ones who waited for them.

"Mm, great pasta, Y/N/N." Theo said, nodding his head at the taste.

"Thanks, you did a great job cutting the vegetables." Y/N laughed.

"Yeah, but not as good as Uncle Mike did on the sauce." Theo said a little louder so he could hear.

"Thanks, guys." He smiled. It was always endearing when that happened because it happened about once a week - maybe twice if you were lucky to see it.

The families ate together, some in the living room, some on the stairs, and some at the dining table that seated the Notts, Perez's, and Draco.

Noticing how quiet her boyfriend was, she leaned in to whisper into his ear. "Do you like it, baby? 'S good?"

Draco could only nod with wide eyes, meat sauce dribbling down his chin. Y/N smiled, wiping it off with the napkins she'd taken from the Li's. "Good." She said, rubbing his back sweetly.

"Pst, Draco." Ernie whispered to Draco while Y/N got up to serve herself some more pasta. "You're not fucking her, are you?" He asked.

"'Cause we got eyes... everywhere." Ethan said from beside him.

"And we know a lot of guys..." Theo said, waggling his eyebrows "threateningly."

"Will you stop harassing my boyfriend?" Y/N said, swatting all three of their heads as she sat back down.

"Ow. Just talking about baseball, Y/N/N." Ethan put his hands up defensively. "Your boyfriend here seems really knowledgable."

Y/N put her cup of water down as she looked the boys in the eyes. "Draco doesn't watch baseball."

"What do you watch, then, uh, Quidditch?" Ernie asked, taking another bite of his pasta.

"Yep. Actually, I've got some spots to the Holyhead Harpies game against Montrose Magpies tomorrow, if you all want to go?" Draco asked, looking at the entire table. "They're the best spots in the house." Draco asked. The table got quiet.

"Are you serious?" Ethan's jaw dropped.

"Of course we wanna go, get out of here!" Ernie said, which cued Y/N to shake her head at Draco to let him know that's not what he actually meant.

"I've gotta admit it, Y/N, you got a keeper." Ethan said to Y/N, roughing Draco up a bit.

"I know." Y/N said smugly, finishing her food.

"Ay, anybody got a cig? Oh, shit!" Y/N's Uncle Earl said, his clothes lit on fire. He'd been playing with his lighter for a few seconds at the table, which Y/N's mom, his older sister, seated next to him, scolded him not to do.

"What did I tell you was going to happen?" Mrs. Nott said, getting away from him. "Where's that damn fire extinguisher when you need it? Stop, drop, and roll, Earl!" She yelled, rummaging through the cabinets for the red tank.

Luca rushed over and panicked, seeing his uncle yelling in agony and desperation. He closed his eyes and zoned out the noise, only thinking about the fire. Then, he extended his hand outwards and sprung water from the palm of his hand.

In an instant, the fire was over. Everyone looked around, trying to absorb the moment and what had just happened. Then, everybody screamed.

"Yeah, that's my son!" Beatrice yelled, throwing him over her shoulders with ease and running outside. One good effect of the engorgement charm - she was freakishly strong now. Everybody left the house, following her and huddling up around the tall boy. "We got a hydrokinetic in the family, everyone!"

"Luca! Luca! Luca!" Everybody cheered, their happy faces illuminated by the warm yellow-toned streetlights. A car alarm went off, and a few people tripped over some empty beer bottles, but the moment was perfect.

"I like your family a lot, love." Draco smiled at Y/N, watching them celebrate.

"It's a good thing you're a part of it now, then." Y/N said, throwing her arms around his neck and cupping his face for a kiss.

"And Y/N's got a boy toy!" Dep's grandfather, a member of the Huynh family, said, pointing at the happy couple.

Y/N and Draco felt themselves being lifted up. Y/N reached her hand for Draco's, and for a moment, it felt like they were flying.

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[extrovertedlyintrovertwriter]

ATEEZ reaction to you being scary when mad

Scenario:- u r their s/o, u are always calm and bubbly and a happy pill like similar to Mingi. They saw u get mad for the first time.

I'm sorry it took so long..but anyways hope y'all enjoy

Joongieee

Just 2 words.....

Scared shitleSS

Never expected that sudden outburst from you

He will leave you on your own good.. knowing that...u gonna do well

Gonna leave the place and will kinda maintain distance? Cause he indeed is scared but won't admit it.

"hey seonghwa, if he/she asks where am I just tell her/him that I'm at the studio or just make any excuse, okay?" "But why joong?" "Cause I don't have a death wish."

Cue a seonghwa done face

Hwa

This *gif* is so accurate lol 😂😅

Would laugh awkwardly

Will leave u on ur own until he sees u slap the living sHIT out of the perosn u were arguing with

Will drag you away and try to calm you down

"I didn't know u had that side of urs too." "Hwa, it's just as same as ur two sides on and off stage. If u don't trust me ask ur fans." "Welll......I can't argue with u can I?" "U can....but u better know what u r getting urself into." "Ummmmmmmmm......I'm better without an argument though"

And then there u were laughing ur ass off at his comment..instantly forgetting about ur anger.

But expect him to scold u later for hitting the person even if it's for something good

"violence Is not the solution for everything, y/n."

Puppy (lol sorry 😂😅)

Saying he was scared would be an understatement

"woah woah woah!! I never knew he/she was this scary" he mumbled to himself when he saw you beat the shit out of ur competitor during ur boxing match as he/she provoked you before the combat

He would make a mental note not to annoy you/upset you or else.... Heheh 😅😅

Whenever he would notice you r upset or mad, he would let out nervous giggles and would just slip away from the situation

Would be scared if ur hand size is as big as his, cause if u slap someone with that hand of ursssss....... RIP to the person who got SLAPPED

Shy baby

Well ummm....for this guy.... Would be lowkey a brat and highkey a tease about the situation

He was soo turned on by ur sudden change of nature

He literally never saw u get mad soo...he would be either scared or be a brat (not to mention that he sometimes is 😉)

"Damn...she looks so hot."

HJ:- "u being SErioUSSS rn? She/he looks like he/she is ready to muder that person."

"I don't really care though....it's not like she/he goona hit that per-"

You hit the LIFE out of the person and that person falls on the ground

"oh crap-"

HJ, smirks and says "told ya."

"But now she/he looks so sexy."

HJ, Face palms. 🤦‍♀️

HJ:- "gotta tell ur mom (aka seoghwa😉) that he has spoiled you guys too much"

San

This guy is......fine I've got no words for this little brat.. like I mean woosan share the same braincell so yeah!!! But he's still wooyoung's junior when it comes to being bratty and tease

He's scary himself as the members mentioned themselves

So u guys would be that 'scary couple' that no one would like to mess with

Apart from that he didn't know u were THIS scary when u were angry

MAANNNN.... If I say he didn't get turned on by that, then I would be this world's biggest lier

"I never knew u could be like this. Y/n:- "hahah...look who's talking." U said sarcastically. "Because people learn only from legends." Y/n:- "time to wake up baby."

Baby giant

(I miss him 😤😭)

This kiddddd.... Will compare you to San or Hongjoong

Will be like "we already have two, now u r the third one"

But will only say this once u have calmed down cause he would be scared but won't admit it

Would be a brat? Idk

If it's directed towards him then he will use his aegyos....cause this man knows how to use his charms

But if it's a heated argument between u two, thennnnnnnn, like I mean every one have their own limits and temper, so he can intimidating too (his stage presence 🤐)

When he see u slap the hEcK out of the person, damn this brat is gonna tease u till no end

Wooyoung

(I'm a wooyoung soft stan so it's gonna be soft...)

U were currently arguing with one of ur enemies, who u guys were since ur middle school.

Y/e/n:- "y/n, u think u can beat me even if u become a martial arts champion, huh?" Y/n:- *smirks* "this will be decided inside the boxing ring" y/e/n:- *about to punch u* and u tackle him/her down and spoke in a low and scary voice but enough for everyone in the room to hear "u r safe rn because v ain't inside the ring, meet me inside the ring and I'll make sure u won't be able to talk for the rest of ur life."

"woah I got goosebumps" wooyoung murmured to San

This guy from then on would make a mental note not to pick on u much, especially during ur period.

What if u get mad at him

I can make a whole scenario for this...tell me if u guys want it

Apple breaker

His reaction when he sees the person u just now hit getting a nosebleed *gif*

Proud that he got someone as strong as him

"that's my boy/girl." YS:- "u finally found someone as crazy as u." "Should I call y/n?" YS:- "I'll stay quite." "That's my boy."

Cue a done yeosang

I don't think so that he would brag to members about how cool u were, but yeah he would be very much impressed and would also scold u like seoghwa.

DISCLAIMER:- NOT IN ANY WAY I PROMOTE HITTING ANYONE IN ANY CASE. VIOLENCE IS NOT A SOLUTION FIR EVERYTHING.

Peace ✌️✌️

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[santoteez]

A Manhattan Tale - Seonghwa (8)

Parts: 8 of ?

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Genre: Chef!Seonghwa, FormerDrugdealer!Seonghwa, FormerKingpin!Hongjoong, Bad boy/ Good Girl kinda??

Warnings: Love interest is a Black Female, mentions of death, Angst, Mentions of drug dealing, drive-by, mentions of sexual intercourse

Requested: yes

NOTE: This fic does NOT, in any way, shape, or form, portray the way I view any member of Ateez nor does it depict their true personalities or actions. This AU is just that. An AU. All family members are FICTIONAL.

Seonghwa walked into his apartment, shrugging his coat off. It was snowing outside, so he left his Timbs at the door, walking into the kitchen.

“I bought groceries. I got that milk you like, it was on sale.” He said to the woman that stood at the stove. Zelie had not uttered a word to him since last night. Seonghwa hated being the reason for the tension between them, but he knew it was better she know now than find out later on in their relationship. He knew better than to think he’d be able to take that to his grave. His heart ached as he thought back to the look on her face.

*flashback*

“You did what?” Zelie said, back away immediately.

“Seonghwa, think long and hard about what you’re confessing to,” Hongjoong warned.

“It was that September, right before you got arrested. That day I was late to pick up the product from your apartment.”

“The day you said you were ‘caught up’. That’s what you were caught up about?”

Seonghwa nodded.

“Hwa, what the hell?” Santana asked. “You better explain, because this isn’t like you.”

“First things first, I didn’t want to kill him. I hated killings the most in the game. I was with Lil Victor. We weren’t doing anything, just posted up on the block. A car was driving by a little too slow, we got suspicious. The window rolled down and before we could realize, a gunshot flew out, hitting Lil Victor right in the head. I freaked out and ran into a nearby alley. I was told later on that Lil Victor was dead by the time he hit the ground, but at the time I wanted so badly to turn around. Help him. But I was trying to stay alive.” Seonghwa looked up to the ceiling, blinking away tears. “I remember the car hot on my tail, even going down the alley. There was a dead end at the end, and I saw my life flash before my eyes. I thought I was going to die. I was 22, I didn’t want to die! I had barely lived. So, I saw no other option. I had a Glock in my bag, it had a silencer. Bullets flew out from the car, so I ducked behind a dumpster and fired back. I kept going until whoever was in the car stopped firing. I think I used the entire magazine. The car glass was shattered, and for the first time I saw who was in the car. It was Big Ray, he was hanging out of the passenger window, pistol in hand. There was another man in the driver’s side. He was hit too. I ran off when I realized who it was. I went home, thinking what the fuck should I do. I had just killed two men. I figured the easiest thing would be to keep going like nothing happened. That’s why I was late that day.”

“So you just ran? What if you could’ve saved him?” Zelie asked defensively.

“Never would’ve worked.” Hongjoong shook his head. “Involve the cops and EMT, you end up incriminating everyone, including yourself.”

“So you’re saying he was right in just letting my dad bleed out?”

“It was either death or jail, Zelie. Think about it. The EMT is gonna see he was shot and was holding a gun that didn’t match the bullets that killed him. That causes a police investigation. They find out Hwa shot him, they’re gonna wanna know why he hunted Hwa down in the first place. Your dad would already be going down for killing Lil Victor. Gangsters, especially the old school ones, would rather die than be in prison. That’s why they mock HJ to this day.” Santana said.

Hongjoong nodded. “There’s this stigma about drug dealers that go down without a fight. I lost respect from a lot of people for that. Your brother included.”

“So that’s it? He just gets away with killing my father?” Zelie exclaimed.

“Don’t forget that your father was the cause of this, Zelie. We shouldn’t speak ill of the deceased but let’s tell it like it is. Had your father not chased Seonghwa down, he wouldn’t have to live with this guilt. Lil Victor would be alive. And most importantly, your dad would be alive. Seonghwa would’ve never had to shoot that day. He wasn’t targeting your father, it was the other way around. Most dealers, especially Seonghwa’s age and those who aren’t kingpins, don’t carry heat on them during the day. It’s dangerous and incriminating. My best bet is that your dad attacked in broad daylight thinking he wouldn’t have a weapon, and it backfired.”

Zelie nodded. “You’re right. Dead or in jail isn’t the best ultimatum.” She turned to Seonghwa. “But, I don’t think I can forgive you that easily. At least not right now. I didn’t have a relationship with him and never spoke to him, but he was still my father. And all this time I didn’t know he was gone.”

Seonghwa nodded. “I understand. I hope you can forgive me. For what it’s worth, I didn’t know it was him until after. I was just defending myself. And I just found out an hour ago that was your father. I hate that it had to come to the light like this. Do you want to go home?”

Zelie nodded, hugging Santana and walking out the door.

Seonghwa dapped Hongjoong up. “See you later, man. I hate that I kept this from you, too.”

“Don’t stress it, man. Worry about Zelie right now. Ironically, despite trying to get away from you, she needs you right now. No matter how much she ignores you or doesn’t want to see you, stand by her.” Hongjoong said. Seonghwa nodded, following Zelie out.

“I can’t believe you guys were dealing and running from death and I had no idea,” Minjoon said, speaking for the first time since Seonghwa returned.

Hongjoong patted his back. “You were a kid. Still are. You ain’t have to know allat. Let’s all just get some sleep.”

*End of Flashback*

That was last night. Seonghwa slept on the couch to give Zelie space, and in the morning, he got dressed and took a walk. He ran into Minseo again, who oddly enough was nice to talk to. Despite everything, he missed his sister.

And now here he was, back home and being ignored. He sighed, putting the groceries away, unaware that Zelie was watching him intently. She grabbed an extra plate from the cabinet, filling it with rice, beans, and chicken before handing it to Seonghwa. He looked down at the plate in surprise, before taking it.

“Thank you.” He said, and she nodded in response. They sat on opposite sides of the couch, eating in silence. The occasional buzz of their phones would interrupt from time to time, but no words were exchanged.

An hour past before Zelie sighed. “You know, when you first admitted it, I wanted to hate you. The first man I’ve given myself to since coming back to NYC, the one I’ve had a crush on since culinary school is the same guy that used to deal drugs and killed my father. I wanted to blame you. The whole ride here, all last night. Then I woke up this morning and you were gone and I immediately felt lonely and wanted you to come back. That’s when I realized I didn’t blame you.”

Seonghwa turned to face her. “So, what do you feel?”

“I feel sad that my dad’s gone. Regret for never reaching out to him. But I feel the saddest for you.”

“Why?”

“You were standing on a corner, minding your business. You were attacked. I went over everything you said in my head this morning and realized, you could’ve shot him right there on the street. But you didn’t. In that alley, you saw no other choice. I thought about what I would’ve done, and honestly, in a moment like that it’s fight or flight. I would’ve done anything to save my life, and you did the same. He targeted you. I can’t be mad at you for that.”

Seonghwa approached her haphazardly, caressing her cheek ever so softly. She tilted her head, melting into his touch. “I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t want to hurt anyone; that’s why I ran in the first place. Zelie, I swear if I had known that was your father, I’d have said something earlier. I don’t ever want to hurt you.”

She nodded. “I know. We’ve literally been dating for a blink of an eye and only known each other casually for a few years but I believe I know you. Not the way my brother does. I see the real you. The kind of guy that gives one-on-one lessons when I couldn’t get the recipes right. Stayed hours after closing just to make sure I understood. The kind of guy that offers an internship to anyone with potential. Took me into your home when I needed it. You may have a past, but you’re making up for it and it’s clear to see you want to be there for others so they don’t go through what you did.” She leaned forward, kissing his lips softly. “You may not be perfect, but you don’t have to be. You’re just right.”

Seonghwa smiled. “You’re amazing, you know that?”

“Yeah.” She replied, causing him to roll his eyes. “So now what?” She sighed.

“We still have the Get Down to prepare for,” Seonghwa said thoughtfully.

“You’re still going to that?” Zelie asked.

“We all are. Even Soojin. It might sound dumb, but when a kingpin calls for you, you answer. Do you have any formal dresses or anything?”

Zelie shook her head. “Just the dress from Forever 21 that I graduated in.”

“So no. I can call Santana and see where she’s going to get hers and see if we can find something for you there?”

Zelie shrugged. “Sounds good. I’m on a bit of a budget though.”

Seonghwa looked up at her. “You’re fucking the guy that cuts your check. There is no limit for you.”

 Seonghwa pulled into the parking lot of the mall Santana told them to meet her in. They headed to the food court, where Santana was eating a pretzel.

“You guys took too long, so I got a snack.” She explained when they approached her.

“Tana, it’s been 15 minutes.” Seonghwa said.

She shrugged. “A girl’s gotta eat.” She grabbed her trash, placing it in a bin. “The place is upstairs, right next door to my store.”

“You own your own store?” Zelie asked incredulously.

Santana nodded. “Santana’s Threads. It started with one little boutique in The Bronx, and within two years I was able to get a contract with the mall to open another one here in Brooklyn. I’m hoping to open up in Queens after the baby is born. My goal is to be in all five boroughs.”

“If anyone can meet that goal, it’s Santana. The girl’s got determination and grit. I won’t be surprised if people start wearing Santana’s Threads in Milan.”

Santana put her hand on her chest. “Hwa, I’m touched.”

“Don’t get used to it.”

They make it up to the store, which was a small but upscale boutique with walls covered in dresses of different styles, colors, and lengths. A short, old man jumped up from behind the counter, his eyes lighting up at seeing Santana.

“Santana! Long-time! You’re about to pop!” He said, embracing her.

“Hey Pascale, how’s everything?” Santana asked, returning the gesture.

“Oh, the mall is so boring without you, dear. No one comes to visit an old man like me.” He said sadly, his Italian accent thick as ice.

“Just a little while longer, Pascale, and I’ll be back to bother you. This is my friend, Zelie, and her boyfriend, Seonghwa. We have an event to go to and we need some formalwear.”

Pascale clapped his hands. “Say no more! You’ve come to the right place.” He grabbed Zelie’s hand. “For you, my dear, I know just the dress.” He led the three to the back, where there were plush, white seats and several dressing rooms with thick white curtains.

Pascale returned with a plastic garment bag and handed it to Zelie. “Quick, dear! Try it on! In my 40 years of work, I have never suggested a wrong dress!”

Zelie rushed into the dressing room and opened the garment bag. Inside was a beautiful, gold gown with a deep v-neck plunge and spaghetti straps. The bottom flowed out into a sheer tulle material of the same color.

“This has to cost a fortune.” She mumbled as she slid into the dress. Just as Pascale said, he didn’t suggest a wrong dress. The garment fit Zelie like a glove, and the metallic color popped against her mahogany skin.

“It fits, but it might be too much.” She said uncertainly.

“Just come out! Let’s see it!” Santana shouted.

Zelie took a deep breath, walking out of the dressing room.

“There it is! I knew it’d be a perfect fit.” Pascale said excitedly.

“Zelie, that dress is perfect. You have to get it! Seonghwa, what do you think?” Santana said, and everyone turned to the raven-haired guy in the corner.

“I think you look beautiful.” He said in a small voice, quickly diverting his eyes to his phone.

Santana shook her head. “Guys are always so vague. You should get it.”

“How much is it?” Zelie said, reaching for the price tag.

“Doesn’t matter. Pascale, we’ll take it.” Seonghwa handed him his card.

“You’re just gonna pay without knowing the price?” Zelie exclaimed.

Seonghwa pulled her in close, his breath fanning her ear. “Seeing you in that dress is priceless.” He whispered, causing Zelie’s breath to hitch.

Santana, completely oblivious to the sultry exchange, made her way to the dressing room with a garment bag of her own. A few minutes later, she called out for Zelie to help her zip the dress up.

“So I’m guessing you two are okay now?” Santana asked as Zelie zipped her up.

She nodded. “We spoke about everything and I took time to process the situation this morning and…I don’t blame him. He did what he had to in order to survive.”

Santana nodded. “I’m happy for you guys. You deserve to be happy, and I think you do that for each other.” She turned around and posed playfully. “How do I look?” Her dress was similar to Zelie’s, but in silver, with a bodice heavily adorned in jewels. It didn’t hide her bump, but rather highlighted it beautifully.

“You look ready for the Get Down.” Zelie said, the two girls laughing together.

The group paid for the dresses and headed out. They stood at the mall entrance, waiting for Hongjoong to pick Santana up.

When Hongjoong finally pulled up, he was visibly surprised to see the garment bag in Santana’s hand. “You found something that fits that isn’t a potato sack. I’m impressed.”

She narrowed her eyes. “Boy, don’t make me fight you.”

He laughed. “Even if you were wearing a potato sack, you’d still be the best dressed.”

She huffed. “You saved yourself. You get to live another day.”

Seonghwa and Zelie laughed as she got into the car and drove off.

Zelie turned to Seonghwa. “Ready to go?”

He nodded. “Maybe you could put that dress back on so I can take it off you.” He said, making Zelie laugh.

Stephie Here! I should point out that this chapter is third to last in this series! Some shit is gonna go down in the next chapter so I should warn you, and apologize in advance. I also want to get into writing for other members/groups so leave any requests you may have. Thanks for reading!

[radiatedsavant]

headcanons for hs beta trolls

Buckle up this is a long one.

Aradia: Very tall. She has so much hair she deems it too difficult a prospect to comb it down, making it very poofy. She/Her

Tavros: Average height for a troll his age, which is actually kind of short compared to his much taller... friend... gamzee. He actually spends a lot of his free time writing sick fires for their slam poetry sessions, but effectively forgets them and resorts to the same subjects each time. Also he probably has hundreds of worn off fiduspawn stickers on his wheelchair that he spent too much of his stipend on, whoops. He/Him cause he doesn’t fucking know what gender is.

Sollux: This bitch LOVES energy drinks. Like caffine addiction levels. He fucking lives off of troll monster, Obviously, the nose bridge thing cause i can never forget it. Their also, REALLY, fucking tall. not gamzee level though. He/They

Karkat: VERY spiky hair. Like a bunch of porcupine quills scattered in clumps. No head-pats for this bitch! His neutral face is always a slight frown, no matter how calm he is. Also, he’s short. tall karkat scares me /hj. He/Him

Nepeta: She is a tumblr user, no disputing this. idc if it doesn’t exist in troll society they use tumblr. Also they have lots of pins and patches and stickers EVERYWHERE on all of their clothes and belongings. its like she robbed a hot topic or something. (they probably did tbh) Nepeta is also insanely strong. Do not underestimate this kitty! She also uses ANY pronouns. Nothing gets by them >:)

Kanaya: I imagine he wants to put sparkles and completely dazzle his chainsaw like the fasion king he really is. He’s also very tall. I don’t really have a lot of headcanons for him tbh. He/She

Terezi: They probably have a tier list on the best flavors of chalk and play doh and are very opinionated on their standing. Also they listen to true crime podcasts to fall asleep and watch lots of documentaries on stuff like that as well. They/Them

Vriska: I don’t have any headcanons for this bitch whoops. She/They

Equius: Gentle giant stereotype to the max with this guy. He probably really wants a small pet but is afraid he would hurt such a dainty creature. He/Him

Gamzee: TALL MAN. 6′5 BOY. Besides that I do believe gamzee is very flexible and has a tendency to break stuff when he gets mad. mirrors are not safe in this guys home. He/Him (he does not know wtf a pronoun is)

Eridan: He’s gay and homophobic. no dispute. he also probably gets into lots of arguements online and uses his spot on the hemospectrum to win arguements. he’d really be like “i’m a purple-blood and a seadwweller so stop stealing my kills!!!” He uses any gender btw, he is the embodiment of gender.

Feferi: She probably has “good vibes” or “live, laug)(, love” stickers strewn throughout her hive and everything she owns, thinking that it will make a difference. (not in a mean way we love you fef) She/Her

If you read all this, I’m so sorry.

[leadrains]

hey it's the guy you know that one guy

i keep having to pause because my roommate is blow drying her hair maybe i should just take a minute

ok she's done im starting over cause i only got like a minute in and didnt hear shit

oh yeah this is definitely an 80s movie

why they fighting like that this some gay ass shit

help while i was typing that he said okay boys let's go but it sounded like he said gay boys let's go

💀 the pig dont know how to open a car door? ok

i like the vibes this movie will probably be my personality in a few hours

the kid looks familiar

is that the kid from the princess bride??????

no nvm i dont think it is it's just some other little blonde kid

this seems like it's going to be a decent depiction of siblings which is good bc im physically repulsed by shit portrayals of sibling relationships

the older brother is hot and so is the girl he's staring at

society

hot video store girl is hot

yall dont understand i NEED to be part of a gay vampire gang

why is he stalking her bro just talk to her instead of being a freak

the comic store got me fucked up

hot girl is a vampire okayy

these ppl r about to die

why is all the vampire stuff off screen

why are these teenage boys acting like robots

why dont they just straight up tell him there are vampires

weird ass behavior

i want to live in this movie and also kiss the older brother a little

u dont need star michael baby im right here dont even worry about it

i hope they make him a vampire but not in a bad way

i hope they dont fucking kill him

dontkillhimdontkillhimdontkillhimdontkillhim

make him a sexy vampire please ♥️

why does that child have a poster of a man holding his shirt up 😟 this nigga gay

did he just eat without looking at his food??

oh it's all what we do in the shadows ok

this guy has a crush on michael

i understand

this is some weird ass editing

why is he drinking do much

no biting?

whatever i think i got what i asked for

if he dies im turning this movie off

they couldnt afford the flying visual effects

why is he acting weird

those some dramatic ass bikes

this child has excellent vibes. i need to adopt him

my roommate turned the fucking lights off if i get scared im dying

dont kill ur brother bro

dude what

what da dog doing

where did it go tho

NOT HIM GONNA SNITCH TO MOM LMAOOOO PIECE OF SHIT

that's so funny bye

if my sister was a vampire i wouldnt snitch i would have her turn me

if she refused to i might kill her tho /hj

this is funny also rip to the video store guy

i didnt expect this to be funny

"it was a scary comic mom" gn

so she just didnt go back to the date? or call? i hope the video guy doesnt die

oh hes gonna die

sigh

michael gonna find a dead body or sum

why cant they just say it straight up

oh they fucking ok

this is so aggressively 80s

im only halfway through this lowkey dragging

the mom is nice i think i like her

i hope the video guy isnt dead please

GET YO DOG BITCH

is the video guy a vampire?

that cheese is visibly garlic why wouldn't he just mix some in with cheese

wtf 💀 leave this man alone

are they gonna kill those punks

why wouldnt they just tell him straight up theyre vampires and made him one

the gore looks like jelly

if the kid wasnt here this would just be a drama that child is bringing all of the comedy

i hope this goes well 😖 dont kill them kids

like please fr dont butcher those 14 year olds

why doesnt the kid have any weapons he's just following them

theyre gonna find dead bodies

if this doesnt have a happy ending im gonna be mad

they are gonna wake up

theyre probably already awake

rip that one guy you know that one guy from that one thing

kill the rest of them freaks

not the glitter blood 💀💀

wait is it the kid from princess bride??

hold on

it's not they just look vaguely similar

why was that foot shot necessary 😟

this better go well fr

get yo dog bitch

oh come ON

why dont they turn on the lights 😟

these kids suck

good dog

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

what going on

jumpscare

is that it or

jumpscare again

ok they are destroying this house bro

dial it back man the house is in fucking shambles

death by stereo i love this kid

not the child :(

why is the main vampire being so weird bro just throw down stop hiding

YESSS VAMPIRE FIGHT

this is so stupid haha

OOOOOOO OK

there are dead bodies and blood all over their house

he isnt turning normal?

oh god what's happening

who is it

what's happening

NO NO

wait is it

is it the video guy

DAMN

REALLY

OKAY

interesting

that's actually a really good twist

there was some decent setup

hold on the lights just timed off in my room this is not okay

but this is a really well executed twist

i knew gpa knew what was up

this is a good movie

new comfort movie

new fave

why didnt grandpa warn them 💀

weird ass ending on their faces like that but ok overall 10/10 excellent only thing that would make it better would be if it was gay 🤷🏾‍♂️

watching the lost boys will be liveblogging once again