#i was like HUUUUHHHH??!??

[yeonggisbitch]

it looks like they’re kissing here omg

[minisculecosmos]

please don’t tell me these two checkboxes that keep coming up on ao3 are some new legal thing we have to deal with

have we not suffered enough? was once not enough, cyber gods that be?

[thr4shit]

My weak ass stomach should not be rewatching Marble Hornets.

(Context: I am terribly paranoid and easily get uncomfortable with things that are paranoia themes. And holy fuck- like HOLY FUCK there are paranoia themes there. Ughghghhgh- my guts- I feel secondhand paranoia for them- D': Why did I do this to myself??? This is also why I can't play FNAF *cause fnaf is primarily stress based, with the iumpscares added in as the defining factor for the stress [aka, "Hey if you don't pay enough attention to a-z, you get screamed at very loudly!" also known as life with deadlines and adhd.] So it also stresses me out severely* I don't know why I'm like this but ughfhghghghgh- help me :'[ I just wanna enjoy a thiiiinggggggg- not get extremely stressed and paranoid for the characters. Like let me just watch the thiiiinggggggg- hwhrghhfhssif)

[favroitecrime]

twitter whacking that “i want it all” performance with kourtney and carlos & saying seb should’ve been ryan… maybe i don’t hate twitter

[artisanalpeanutbutter]

Funny how picking up the wrong weights can easily lead to shashing your old barriers

[di3nt3s]

man I got called a twink a week ago and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. i wouldn't say I'm one at all, the only reason I don't have a mustache is cause I'm trans bro. it's so fucked up! I don't shave bro I'm Not hairless and I'm not really flamboyant either.

[harrysfolklore]

Instagram concept with Sami miro as the face claim and she’s Harry’s stylist and they eventually start dating

HERE !! i loved this concept i hope you like it <33

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

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yourinstagram starting the job of my dreams this week 🥺

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yourfriend SO PROUD OF YOU !!

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↳ yourinstagram i love you 🤍

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harry_lambert Goodbyes are bittersweet ❤️ I had the best time dressing my angel sue @harrystyles for half a decade. H, you will always be my #1, and you’re in good hands @yourinstagram ❤️

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harryfan1 NOOOO LAMBERT :(

jefezoff 🥺🥺🥺

harryfan2 we’re going to miss youuu

harrystyles Thank your everything, Lamby ❤️

↳ harryfan1 ilysm

yourinstagram you’re always going to be the 🐐🐐 thank you for this opportunity 🤍 and thank you to the lovely harry fans for being so nice already, i promise to give you the looks you want

↳ harryfan2 wtf i already love her

↳ harryfan3 maybe lambert leaving is not a bad thing

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harryontour Harry’s new stylist is YN, a designer, fashion blogger and stylist who has worked with celebrities like SZA, Madison Beer, Jacob Elordi, Bella Hadid and more !

Fun fact: She designed this jumpsuit harry wore back in 2017 for HS1 promo

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harryfan1 she’s super talented i love her

harryfan2 she’s also so sweet and nice

harryfan3 we love a successful woman on harry’s team. those outfits are going to slay

yourinstagram Thank you guys 🤍🤍

↳ harryfan2 SEE she’s super sweet

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yourinstagram some fun facts about me:

i'm a scorpio

my favorite one direction song is stockholm syndrome

i prefer tea over coffee

love on tour starts tomorrow !!!!! 😳😳

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harryfan1 she's so cool

harryfan2 bestie let harry go shirtless on stage tomorrow

↳ yourinstagram your wish = my command

↳ harryfan3 YEEEESS

harrystyles Stockholm Syndrome. Great bop.

↳ harryfan1 harry styles what are you up to

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harryupdates HARRY IS PERFORMING STOCKHOLM SYNDROME RN !!!!

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harryfan1 OMFGGGGGG

harryfan2 AHHHHH MY FAVE

harryfan3 SO RANDOM BUT IM NOT COMPLAINING

harryfan4 THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS POSSIBLE

YN AND HARRY VIA TWITTER

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Horsens I. May, 2023.

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harryfan1 AHHHH

harris_reed little boy blue 💙

harryfan2 MY BABYYYYYY

yourinstagram nice outfit 🕺❤️

↳ harrystyles Thanks, the girl who put it together for me is pretty dope x

↳ harryfan1 HUUUUHHHH

↳ harryfan2 us he flirting?

harryfan3 he missed the stage so much

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harryupdates “We have a new band member with us, please welcome Madi Diaz to the stage! We also have someone new backstage, someone who gets me looking all fabulous every night, give it up for my new stylist, YN!" - Harry in Horsens tonight !

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harryfan1 AWEEE

harryfan2 yn is the coolest

harryfan3 LOVE THEM

harryfan4 the video of yn's reaction was so cuuuteeee

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yourinstagram FIRST STOP OF LOVE ON TOUR DONE !!! thank uuuu for all the love on h's outfits, putting them together for each night has been so far the coolest thing i've ever done as a job, see you soon munich 🤍🕺

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harryfan1 SLAYYYYY

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harrystyles Who's Harry Lambert anyway, EW?

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↳ harry_lambert Hey!

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Horsens II. May, 2023.

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harryfan1 BABYYYYY

annetwist Love love ❤❤

mtv me after totally wrecking the office bathroom

harryfan2 i can't wait for my show

yourinstagram you people don't knoe this but ____ was playing in the background

↳ harrystyles That's a special bop x

↳ harryfan2 he's obsessed with the word bop i swear

FANS VIA TWITTER

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harryupdate HARRY ON STAGE IN COVENTRY TONIGHT !!! YN UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT LOOK AT THE HITTIES !!

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harryfan1 OMFGGGGG

harryfan2 THIS IS OBSCENE

harryfan3 LONG LIVE YN BEST STYLIST

yourinstagram glad you liked it besties, also 'hitties' might be my favorite new word

↳ harryfan1 SLAAAAY

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yourinstagram snap from the other day !! also spoiler alert: the theme for edinburgh night one will be donus ily harries

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harryfan1 she's so gorgeous

harryfan2 is this from their date? 👀

jennierubyjane ❤

harrystyles Decent photo x

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harryupdates Harry playing golf today in Scotland !

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harryfan1 BABYYYY

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harryfan3 why do i feel like im staring at boyfriendrry rn

harryfan4 I LOVE HIM

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harryupdates Harry having dinner tonight !

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harryfan1 that jacket is soooo iconic

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harryontour "The hitties are out tonight! YN taught me that word !" Harry on stage on Edinburgh tonight !

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harryfan2 so yn teaches him words now 😵

harryfan3 they're definetely dating lmaooo boyfriendrry is HERE

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Edinburg II. May, 2023.

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harryfan1 BABYYYY

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harryfan2 this outfit was 10/10

annetwist ❤️

yourinstagram damn your stylist has such a good taste

↳ harrystyles Bet x

↳ harryfan3 STOP FLIRTING IN FRONT OF US

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[sarathrwizard]

7 Day Camp Stay. Day: 1

okay, so this is part 2! (I know, this is confusing. Day 1 part 2, huuuuhhhh????)

Again, souly based on my camping trip. Most I changed was I turned into Donnie and minimizing 10 people onto 4.

Still wish I could be making some of this stuff up, but it was what it was. And it was still a good trip all in all. :)

Hope you enjoy Day: 1! (under the cut.)

7 Day Camp Stay

Day: 1

Three times he had woken up last night. But this time the sun was up. Donnie checked his phone for the clock. It was already 10:15. Donnie groaned. It was too cold to get up. He had his sleeping bag all nice a cozy! But what was the point in sleeping away the entire day? He reluctantly got out of his sleeping bag and quickly threw on his coat.

He unzipped the door and stumbled out of the tent. It was sunny, if anything. But the wind was atrocious! It was making the tent go haywire! He looked over and saw the others have had their breakfast. He walked over and stood next to the fire pit.

"I didn't start you any eggs cause you were still sleeping. You know, they would have gotten cold!"

Mikey waved his toungs around. Picking at the charcoal pieces that were still glowing red.

"I can start you some now if you'd like!"

Donnie looked at Mikey, then looked at the coals. The fire was completely out and he didn't want Mikey to have to build another fire just to cook a couple of eggs.

"No, no. It's okay. I'll have something else."

Donnie said as he walked over to the picnic table. He grabbed a couple pieces of bread and put a slice of cheese in between. It looked stupid, but it was a cheese sandwich none the less. Just not grilled. About an hour after having his breakfast, the others were starting lunch. Good-old turkey sandwiches! Without avocado this time.

"Hey, Donnie! Are you hungry?"

"No."

"Okay, we'll pack your sandwich away for later then!"

Donnie ran his finger through the dirt. He felt like he was missing something. Something he forgot to bring. No, it wasn't his lab. It wasn't even technology related. But he was missing it.

Throughout the day, Leo and Mikey were also finding that they had forgotten things they wish they brought along.

"Okay, okay! Fine!"

Raph flung his hands into the air and stood up from his camping chair.

"I can swing by the lair and grab some things for yall, okay? Now, what was it ya wanted?"

Mikey and Leo told him the various items. Raph knew he wouldn't remember all that so he had them write it down. Donnie was still sitting in the grass. Pulling out the grass blade by blade.

"Donnie, was there anything you wanted while I'm back at the lair getting these two guys their stuff?"

Raph knew it was a dangerous question, asking if Donnie wanted anything from home. He could ask for his entire lab, and Raph would have to tell him no. But Donnie seamed oddly quite. He nodded his head.

"Okay? Can you tell me?"

Donnie lifted his eyes to looked at Raph and shook his head.

"Okay then. I'll just bring you back with me so you can grab it yourself! Sound good?"

Donnie stood up and seamed like he was ready to go. So raph took Donnie back in the Taxi rocket to the lair with him. Raph had finished gathering the stuff on the list and went to find Donnie.

"Yo, Donnie! I'm done! Are you ready to go?"

Donnie came out of his room holding something small in his hands.

"Is that it?"

Raph asked because he was surprised Donnie didn't have a truckload of tech in his arms. Donnie nodded.

"... What is it?"

Donnie slowly opened his hands to reveal an Atomic Las action figure. It was silly that something so small and so simple felt like a lot more when you didn't have it near you. Raph chuckled slightly.

"That's all you want?"

Raph asked with a smile.

"Yeah."

"Okay, let's get this stuff over to the campsite!"

Soon they arrived back at camp where Mikey was already starting the fire to make dinner.

"Back so soon I see?"

"Yup! Here Leo, I gotcha your comic books."

"Thanks!"

"What are you making, Mikey?"

"Walking tacos! It's where you take a small bag of chips-"

Mikey proceeded to demonstrate.

"Put some ground beef in it. Put some cheese, lettuce, sour cream, guacamole-"

There was that avocado again. Something about 'guacamole' didn't sound very appatizing that day.

"Close the bag, mix it up, aaaand done! For you, Donnie!"

Donnie took the bag and peaked inside. It looked like a jumbled mess. But I mean, it smelled good! And he was kind of hungry sense he didn't actually eat that extra sandwich they made him. He took his food over to the picnic table and ate there. Mikey proceeded to serve everyone else too.

After they were done eating, Donnie picked up a bar of soap and was about to walk to the restrooms himself, until everyone else decided they had to go as well. So they all walked over to the restrooms. This wasn't so bad. It felt safer knowing his brothers were right there by his side. Mikey, being a typical younger brother, ran to the restroom. Either he was blowing off excess energy, or he really had to go that bad. That was a question only Mikey could answer.

Four entered the restrooms, but only three appeared to have come out. Raph and Leo were chittering there heads off. Donnie looked around and noticed Mikey was not with them.

"Where's Mikey?"

"Probably still in the bathroom."

Leo foulded his hands behind his head. Donnie stopped and turned around to confirm this probability. Opening the door, he peaked inside to see if he was washing his hands. Nope.

"Mikey? You still in here?"

...No answer. Donnie walked in and peaked under the stall doors to see if his feet were anywhere. Empty. Mikey was not in the restroom. He went back outside and checked around the restrooms. He wasn't there either. He quickly made his way back to the camp. Just when he was about to tell the others that he couldn't find Mikey, he found him snuggled up in an orange sleeping bag.

"Oh... Hi Dee! What's up?"

"I could have sworn you had went to the restrooms with us!"

"Oh, I did!"

"...Then how come I didn't see you exit?"

"Cause I was done before you even left the stall."

"Oh, Oh.. okay, I understand now. Sorry to bother you."

Donnie exited Raph and Mikeys tent and walked over to his he shared with Leo. Speaking of which, Leo was already in his sleeping bag and sound asleep! Guess it doesn't take much to run his energy battery down. Donnie quietly crawled into the tent and wiggled into his sleeping bag. The temperature should be warming that night. Somewhat of a relief for Donnie. He did not like the cold, at all.

...

30 minutes later, a horrible dizziness came over Donnie. It made his stomach turn. He shifted his position but nothing was helping. He looked at the tent as it swayed back and forth, back and forth. That didn't help at all! Quickly he scamper out of the tent. He felt like you could throw up at any given moment. His stomach settled down slightly once he was outside. But the wind was still howling. Sending shivers up and down his spine. Donnie decided he'd make a break for the restrooms. He grabbed the soap again and quickly rushed to the restrooms. The temperature was warmer that night by 20 degrees. Then why did it feel like it was freezing? His back tensed up and his teeth chattered so loud he could have woken up his brothers from a mile away!

He made it to the restrooms and quickly got inside. Again, he went into his little corner in the large restroom stall and took deep breaths. If he threw up now, at least he could easily clean it up. His throat felt thick. If he had just a little water to drink, that would fix everything, right? But he left his bottle at the tents. He then started thinking about the food he ate. At that very moment, food sounded like the most disgusting thing ever! Thinking about it made him feel sicker! He took in a few more deep breaths, hoping to calm the storm building up in his stomach. Slouching over made it hard to breathe, but sitting straight made his head spin. It was a lose-lose situation. All he could do was pray that it'd go away.

An hour he sat in that restroom stall. And finally, it felt like the dizziness left. He got up and briefly use the bathroom while he was there. Washing up, he could feel he wasn't so cold anymore. And when he walked outside, the temperature felt better. Still a little chilly, but it was manageable now. Donnie made it back to the tents. Opening up his tent door, he saw Leo, sleepily sitting up. Donnie stared at him, but Leo just stared into nothing. Before Donnie could ask if anything was wrong, Leo settled back down in his sleeping bag and pulled it up as high as it would go. Donnie saw that he looked a little cold sense he wasn't wareing his coat to sleep, as he usually would during camping. Donnie grabbed a small blanket from the side and draped it over. Leo stirred, but looked comfortable. Donnie proceeded to climb into his sleeping bag and drift off into sleep for the night.

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Ough boy! That was not a fun night, but I made it through!

If you enjoyed the story, then... yay? Good to know you love ✨️MiSeRy!✨️ (just kidding!)

Hope you have a wonderful day! Lord bless you! ❤️

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[newkatzkafe2023]

I would *love* to see the genderbent version of the Baby Fever / "Impregnate me now!" post. Depending on the Monkey, it could be the Queen herself rather than the S/O asking for a baby

Ohhhhhhhhhh I agree on the queen part, yes indeed😁😁😁

(Lmk Wukong) You have been giving her baby fever for a long time, for years you had tended to no only the baby monkeys FFM but also to Mk, Mei and for some reason Redson. Your like another father to them, a scary one but well not as scary as pigsy but your Definitely much stricter then him as you push Mk a bit to do better things Mostly for her own good. One day she and Mk lost you at that Mall, and the found you comforting a crying girl who got lost from her mother. She cried and hid her face in your chest, and you wrapped you jacket around her she was immediately comforted as she called you baba feeling safe with you while you spoke with mall security. Yup that was the final straw..........

(Wukong) Mk their's something I need to tell My husband

Back At FFM

(Wukong) IMPREGNATE ME AT ONCE!!!!!!

(Male Y/n)HUUUUHHHH?!?!?!?!?😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵

(NR Wukong) I doubt she would get baby fever on the fly, but you do things that may build up to it. Like it's one thing for you to take Care of Li as you treat her like a daughter and treating Her boyfriend Stu like a son. What stranger is that you do the same for Their friends as well, even spoiled rich girl Ao bing wasn't safe from your fathering. Wukong finally asked what has gotten into you lately, that's when you told her that you wanted a baby cub. You told her, when a lost boy had mistaken you as his father and even when you found his real father, he still wouldn't stop calling you baba and you felt strange ever since😣. Wukong jaw dropped her husband got baby fever and he doesn't even know, well then...........

(Wukong) F*CK ME!!!!!!🤤🥵

(Male y/n)...........................Now I normally would but I feel like it's different this time😳😦

(HIB Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh boi you make her ovaries explode every second of every day. I mean, they did that when she first met you, and you kept doing that now. You take care of silly boy the most making sure he stays out of trouble, and make sure to groom Luier and take care of her hair. When Wukong saw that she was down for the count, then you delt the final blow when you were called baba by both the kids and some other children in the village who saw you as a father figure. Wukong couldn't take it anymore

(Wukong) cubs, cubs, Cubs CUBS!!!!! I WANT MORE CUBS🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

(Male y/n) WUKONG PLEASE WE'RE IN PUBLIC!!!!!😣😳

(MKR Wukong) She would never know she had baby fever until its to late for her, like it's was one thing for fruity to address you as baba and you don't have an opinion on it. Then she sees it everywhere you guys go together, whether it be a small boy who needs his ball back from a tree, or a little girl who sad that her plushie ripped and you sat there and sew it back to together. Then what shocked Wukong was how you got lots of rebellious teenagers to open up and vent alot easier then the monk and even their own parents did. Wukong was admittedly impressed with your quirks, but the blow was a mother struggling with her baby and you took the baby boy from her and he immediately stopped crying as you spoke sofly to him.

(Wukong) I.....I think I wanna baby😳😳😳

(Male Y/n) Yeah, I'll do that in a minute hun🙄��😑

(Netflix Wukong) Now I see her baby fever being caused by her lack their of a family growing up😥 She was all alone for most of her youth until you made it better. Well then she met dragon king, and Lin and finally you, the village weirdo although you were completely unorthodox you were kind, patient and supportive. You never judged her and for that she fell in love with you, but lately she's been feeling a bit hollow like something is missing until she saw what it was. You were playing with the village children, from making up games, and drawing and making snacks for them. Wukong eyes Widened at the care you give to them, and so it clicked she knew what was missing.

(Wukong) Y/n...I want a baby🥺

(Male y/n) ABOUT TIME I wasn't doing all the fatherly stuff for NO reason😑😠

(BMW Wukong) You were always quite rough around the edges and that's what she like about you, but what she didn't know what about your baby fever. It was a bit before she met you and you were hired to watch over a celestials child for a few days, and you turned out to be more of a father then the girls really that which broke your heart then you met your wife. You never brought it up to her in fear of you would come off as pressuring her, but your wife was smarter and more aware then you thought.

(Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh Y/n, how do you feel about cubs

(Male Y/n) I would like that, but I hope you know their might be more than one at the first try😐😐😐

(Wukong)..........what do you mean by that😳😳😳😳😳

(Destined one) Ok, so you were acting strange lately. She's been noticing how you like to lay on her stomach at all times while slightly whimpering. She felt your hollow feelings and mild depression and it's been going on for a while. When the destined one asked what was wrong, you just told her that something was missing. That when you and your wife had separate experiences, she had saved a young child from another demon who wanted to eat her, and the little clung on to her for safety while in the village you had tended to a crying little girl who scraped her knees and you put a Bandage on it making her smile and you both figured out what was missing.

(Destined one) IMPREGNATE ME AT ONCE!!!😫😫😫

(Male Y/n) I WANNA A BABY MONKEY CUB!!!!!!🤩🤩🤩

(Both) WAIT REALLY?!?!?!?😳😳😳

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[aroace-cat-lady]

Juliet why did you eat toothpaste

Huuuuhhhh I washed my teeth after being studying like four hours straight and huh. Brain wasn't braining at enough capacity to be a functional member of society. And huh. Things happened.

[alkalinefrog]

Thanks for the tag @truly-hopeless!

1) Three ships

I hope you guys like hijack, 2023 and we're still going strong lasdkjflkasj

lawlight I'll always be fond of thanks to all the memories and great people I met through the fandom!

sasunaru, a CLASSIC

2) First ever ship I think it was InuKag from Inuyasha? I didn't actively participate in shipping until sasunaru but I remember being really invested in them getting together as a kid!

3) Last song Marigold by Mother Falcon (vibes for the hijack thing I'm working on asflkjalskdjf)

4) Last movie Puss 'n Boots: The Last Wish (IT'S SOOOO GOOD YOU GUYS!!!)

5) Currently reading I've been reading up on a bunch of the stories about King Arthur and Camelot!

6) Currently watching/listening to Trying to get through the Adventure Zone! I'm just at the beginning so I gotta listen to everyone find their footing. It's a bit of a slog but I know it gets really good later so I gotta push through!

7) Currently consuming A bunch of fruit that was about to go bad in my fridge and an ungodly amount of coffee

8) Currently craving idk if this means food or just in general but I'm gonna assume the latter and say I NEED THE NEW BREATH OF THE WILD GAME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW HUUUUHHHH

Anyone who wants to do this is welcome to it!

[kleinstar]

❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

prompts for muses who are Little Shits™ (ACCEPTING)

" Oh..."

Eiden's voice almost cracks there - you could almost hear sad violins beginning to play in the background. One more glance before he slowly closes the fridge.

" I see... so that's how it is. "

Slumped shoulders, Eiden seems as all the joy he's ever experienced had been taken him.

" Y'know... I had been saving it for after work... "

Yuri would like to note that while it was in SP*T's staffs room's fridge a pie that he bought but Eiden sure seems upset. More than usual almost. So instead he approaches in concern to check if something's wrong.

" You're not really THAT upset are you..?" he awkwardly laughs.

But damn he's sure he's hearing violins after all - and lo behold! As Yuri reaches forward the volume reaches even higher and then ....

" REVENGE! How do you like that huuuuhhhh? "

Eiden grabs Yuri's arm and pulls, fist grinding against his head. While the two are horsing around the player on Eiden's phone continues on playing the sad violin effect.

[99point9percentwhump]

mwahaha let us begin..

Second round!

Whump illnesses of this or that..

Coughing or sneezing

Rash or inflamation

Chicken pox or small pox

Fever or chills

Migraine or cluster headaches

Limping or broken bone

Shoulder strain or muscle pull

Appendicitis or stomach ache

Anaemia or blood clot

Food poisoning or stomach bug

Allergies or illness

Hiding illness or showing ilness

Collapsing in pain or fainting

Black plague or flu

Cut or graze

Burn or carpet burn

Confusion or dizzy

Coma or unconscious

Hyperthermia or heat stroke

There seen I've been nice 🤣

nice... think you need to think about that XD OK *cracks knuckles* lets get into this

Coughing or sneezing coughing more painful but id never say no to sneezing occasionally

Rash or inflamation huuuuhhhh........ rash? I think 0.0

Chicken pox or small pox Wut..... Jaysus woman.... small pox??? I guess

Fever or chills they go hand in hand! you cant divide them damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fever... deffo fever

Migraine or cluster headaches Migraines hit a little close to home but if Im not having one Ill have him go thru that for sure skjsksjkskjs FEEL THE PAIN

Limping or broken bone limping they cans till go on the run but re in so much pain and itll slow them down >D

Shoulder strain or muscle pull ouch..... muscle pull more universal

Appendicitis or stomach ache Appendicitis! esp if theyre out in the middle of nowhere and have to make it work MWAHAHAHAHA

Anaemia or blood clot ...No..... ugh ok ummmm the former cuz that can be fixed mostly while still having whumpee side effects

Food poisoning or stomach bug depends on the symptoms.... leaning towards stomach bug

Allergies or illness illness i think

Hiding illness or showing ilness hiding is better getting the "are you ok?" and being like "im fine" and the steady decline deffo

Collapsing in pain or fainting which ever has more eye fluttering or rolling..... collapsing in pain I guess

Black plague or flu who the hell.... oh come one.... flu

Cut or graze I like a good graze plenty of potential

Burn or carpet burn my mind goes places.... how are they getting the latter skjskjskkjskjs okok seriously burn i suppose 🤪

Confusion or dizzy Dizzy my dear Lt Hanley would disagree but its so good

Coma or unconscious is that even a question??? Unconscious

Hyperthermia or heat stroke

Hyperthermia slightly less worry some easier to treat I think while still being good Pfffftttt there @whumpookies you have it the ball is in your court XD

[lesbiancarat]

i saw a tweet hating on big carat twt accts because “all they care about is their aesthetic and not about telling others to stream” HUUUUHHHH maybe they just don’t care about streaming at all and literally these accts don’t even have an “aesthetic” to maintain, they’re just shitposting and being a normal fan 😭😭😭 and even with member update accts you’d see streaming accts trying to guilt trip the admins by saying “you have so many followers it’s a shame you don’t call on carats to stream” ……. it’s behavior i will never understand

the irony of it all is that those big accounts that just post regular memes/updates/funny tweets probably unintentionally do more to promote svt than any of those streaming or voting accounts do anyway. like while the direct goal of streaming/voting is to get more views or awards or to win a silly little poll, in the grand scheme of things the main goal is to bring more attention to the group. but i'd argue that a funny tweet going viral is more likely to bring in more fans than an account yelling at ppl who already stan the group that they're not a good enough fan or whatever

and i've talked about this before, but while streaming might make a difference in views, it's not by orders of magnitude. like the reason dwc has 200M views is not bc carats streamed extra hard that era, it's bc it became super popular among non-carat kpop stans. like at the end of the day what matters isn't the views or awards, what matters is how many ppl know the group and what they know about them. the reasons views and awards are talked about is bc it's one way to gauge how many ppl are paying attention to the group

but like even if all the streaming/voting did make a genuine difference, so what? being a fan isn't a job. the whole point of fandom is to have fun. it's an idol's/musician's job to entertain. and like yeah as fans we want our idols to do well, but why act like it's a crime that fans are just enjoying themselves and having fun and not spending every day stressing about numbers?

honestly i understand the mentality somewhat bc i went through a streaming phase back in the day. u get so focused on the numbers and the goal and u think about all the people that could be helping but aren't and it means you "have" to work harder, etc, etc. but at the end of the day it's just putting stress on yourself for basically no reason

like let the pledis/hybe staff worry about numbers and awards. they're the ones getting paid for it. we're here to have fun, so just let ppl have fun lol

[satoruhour]

“all men are tops” WHAT 😭😭

just a silver of what asks i get . its kinda funny ngl like youre telling me the man who didnt even bother to use his six eyes and rather decided to sniff the air like a fucking hound just to say “theres no doubt geto suguru was here. id never mistake his cursed energy” is a top? isnt gay? LIKE HUUUUHHHH??????????????????????? you telling me that man is STRAIGHT? you telling me geto has never flipped him over and fucked the living daylights out of gojo satoru, the strongest sorcerer as he whines and begs to cum? youre lying to both yourself and your mother.

[alcoholfreenayeon]

I love Dahyun, I’m so sorry I was blind😭😭😭😭

Uhhhh huuuuhhhh Mr. Caring over here, that’s why you’ve pulled yourself an anon 😌🤭

I know right baby bee 🤭 it seems like it was just yesterday that our young man was being teased and overpowered 5-1 and now look at him goooo 😌 ahhhhh… they grow up sooo faaast

-😽

Yea Dahyun is so sweet🥰

Idk what’s happening anymore😭

This is insane😭