#ari shup

[di3nt3s]

Laios would make a great biologist, he's the exact type of insane biologists are

[aburstoflightpdf]

imagine the power breakup w your girlfriend i'm bored would have had if it were sung by a sapphic artist 😓

[evelxtus]

hehehehe u know the drill >:DD

gremlin man being more touchy touchy than usual, holding your hand when he gets the chance, hugging you more from now and then. scara doesnt say anything about it but you sure are! teasing because of what hes doing. when night comes and once you two cuddle (happens rarely) he just goes on a rant about how pretty and perfect you are! and you wonder, wheres the mean scara you used to know?did he turn to a huge softie?

stay safe zhonaaa! - ari

OMG yes, not a lot of nights you both cuddle, but the nights you do... wuhhhh. He just got a lot to say yk?? btw ty for your brainrots ari🙏

Sometimes Scara's is just so lost in your warmth, in your touches, that he starts mumbling and ranting about how pretty you are to him, how he wanna protect and end with all people who don't wish you good. How he wanna be with you forever like this, and oh how much he loves you.

It's just that you make him feel so comfy and adored...! Even the meanest guy can be a huge softie inside if you know how to treat him right! You just gotta understand him, and you do such a great job with Scaramouche. <3

His slender fingers draw a path from the corner of your mouth to your ear, caressing your cheek as if you were the most delicate doll in the world. His gaze is fixed on your eyes, a sigh leaving his lips as he closes his. And then he starts talking again about how much he loves you. Perhaps he won't stop until you fall asleep.

The next morning he'll be so ashamed of all the things he said, so if you wanna annoy him, repeat some of his words~ Scara will be so flustered in a matter of seconds, maybe even kissing you to shup you up!

[parkinglothater]

So do i 😫😫

@ aris kpop mutuals convince her aliens r hot cause im tired of her cyberbullying me

[haechanti-remade]

compliment some of ur mutuals! why not spread love! let this be a bridge to let u make new friends, or simply remind ur pals of how amazing they are! share this around if u’d like💕💕💕💕

listen im a big shy baby so im gonna use this to gush about some mutuals i always do (i wanted to gush abt more people but that would make this post Way Too Long + i have another one of these sitting in my inbox uwu) but like ok here we go it’s what they all deserve but also this is just me rambling and repeating words bc i never have any coherent thoughts so bare with me here if none of this actually makes any sense okay

@lofiloey listen jesse is so good and sweet and also? the Best Boy hands down i’m sorry it’s just a fact [i love he (he is jesse)], anyway his moodboards…. really god tier, i love them so much?? his sense of aesthetic and everything is really hecking good im [always] impressed whenever i see his content,, also his art… i love his style and seeing his fanart and his ocs is??? amazing i love it i love them, he just keeps getting more and more talented every day hm :((( also he’s super handsome and supportive, bright and talented and smart and strong, oof and a big cute dork who makes my days easier and brighter, my boyfriend and also my best friend and i don’t know where i’d be without him beside me. he’s also THE best boy i don’t make the rules, it’s just fact, and im always grateful for him being in my life hm

@darlinghyuck scar queen of being soft!! she’s So cute and So sweet (literally made out of sugar im telling you), theres never a moment where she Isn’t the Best Girl okay. first of all her writing and aus are top notch (and mayhaps the reason i ended up following her), they’re so amazing?? we stan?? and her moodboards are always super pretty too oof my heart nyooms :(( she’s really out there being nice and funny and always the sweetest softest lady all the time i really can’t take it, the Best Girlfriend too like OOF im so lucky, she’s just???? the prettiest, both inside and out and idk how to handle that yall, she’s another person who makes my days easier and brighter and im always so thankful for her

@sunshineboymark in this house we love and support miss megan okay i love her so hecking much :(( she’s super sweet and nice and a really interesting person, and talking to her is so so fun whether she’s talking about her love for rosie or talking about photography and her sky pictures or just talking about anything it’s just, really good and easy and i appreciate her so much???? miss megan really deserves the world and all the happiness in it shes so strong and smart and talented, through her good days and her bad she’s really one of the best people i know and im so thankful that she’s here and existing oof

@darlingrenjun listen okay so jemmie is the one with the most braincells, they’re the Most Functioning Bi i’ve ever met, they’re good and valid and also So Powerful??? Honestly jemmie is a god tier person, they have such a good personality and good morals and they’re kind and sweet and helpful and they’re really Role Model material. jem is really one of the best people i know Truthfully,, but also they’re super soft they’re never shutting up about how much they love renjun or kun or really anyone in nct in the autobots gc and that??? so valid we love a soft bean [jem]

@scungmin and here we have emily…. sweet emily, always tellin me, a twink to shup and callin me a f*rry/sc*lie…….. it’s Slander against my good name but i don’t mind bc she’s emily and emily is so valid and also im so grateful for her. she’s so Bright and Good and Really Hecking Funny okay, she really [does] deserve so much, she’s young but she’s so mature and smart and a young comedy queen in the making,,, there’s never a dull moment when you’re talking to her, don’t let the sarcasm fool you, she’s soft and sweet and just a tall babie marshmallow OOF we [i] love her in this house,

@rcnjun miss lisa literally her art is God Tier every time she post her art i cry a little bc her style is so cute and Good?? like sometimes she posts some of her sketchbook stuff and it’s always honestly stunning, and also not to mention?? her edits and stuff are always Top Tier… some of them are Completely Ridiculous and big Shitposts, but they’re always so Good, like wow we love stanning talent [lisa]. but also she’s so Nice and friendly??? and the funniest capricorn i know, the MOST valid renjun stan, a comedy queen… hm i could go on but tldr: miss lisa really is a whole all around amazing person and i [hope] she knows that

@1racha okay rose…… she’s so valid and funny and is? one of the best aries i know Thank you for existing okay, every time she spipe up in the gc it’s always a good time and OOF rose really deserves all the good in the world, that cowboy fool. and rose’s art??? holy shit we Stan an art god, every time i see it i’m floored bc it’s always?? so amazing oh my god… like that changbin she drew recently? is honestly amazing (especially the tattoos….. iconique) i was in awe… seeing rose on my dash and talking to her is always Great and really thanks for existing we stan [rose], my yeehaw kin

@monteenlovebot​ bIG OOFS @ her okay listen. miss addy is so cute and good and listen, she’s always calling me out and she cant spell sometimes but thats Okay she’s valid we love [her]. but for real though hm adeline is really adorabl (both inside and out), and she’s really sweet and a hella Good person all around (shes also a Big Soft too oof), and she’s always got good things to say, whether its something Cursed or tea or something soft or just anything in between its always Good Content and talking to her is so fun and oh oof miss adeline really deserves the whole h*cking world :(

@jisquish​ oh india sweet india first of all: aesthetic QUEEN of my god, you’re literally like the sun personified Just Saying, you’re so pretty and im? always quaking in my boots whenever you post a selfie :( second of all: you’ve got talent in every which way WOW a literal queen!!! your voice????? beautiful and good and smooth and??? your writing too??? god tier and good, i cant believe how much talent is in one (1) girl oh my god. also you’re just really nice and humble and funny??? you always have been and oof, i love interacting with you, you really bust my uwus, we all love #1 toothie miss india over here :((

@lqjaehyunanti !!!! she’s honestly one of the nicest people i’ve ever met?? like, interacting with her is always So Nice and she’s always out there spreading so much positive energy and love and it’s??? really refreshing bc not a lot of people are like that lately, and not to mention she’s also super adorable inside and out and hm, we don’t actually /talk/ talk but i always see her interacting with my other mutuals and sometimes we interact too and it’s always just? such a good experience okay miss ellie deserves the whole world

[aserpentsqueen]

Can u pls ship me with somebody if u have time? I'm a tall 5'9 girl, skinny,brown eyes & hair. I'm shy at first but once I'm comfortable with u, you'll be asking me to shup up. Im an Aries so yeah short temper and stubborn. I might be quiet most of the time but i wont let anybody tell me shit. Struggles w/ anxiety and depression. To feel better I love to draw, write and listen to music. I basically only wear black, grey, white and blue. Taking a degree in health cause i like to help others. Ty

Sorry i took forever, but i ship you with Jughead Jones

It had been one of those days where you were suffering from depression and the fact that your friend anxiety came to visit didn’t help with your mood at all. You always had this problem, but you always had it under control. Your solution was to go to over to Pop’s and sit in a booth and muted the world, with your earphones. You would order your usual and get out your book and pens/pencils and write, when you were done you would had a doodle that fits with your writing. One day Jughead saw you and was intrigued to see your drawing, you never knew that he even knew you existed, but he did. He was captivated by your brown Iris, the way they would stay focused on the drawing you created with your gentle hands. He couldn’t help but get caught up in looking at you. He finally got the nerve to talk to you as shy as you are, you were happy and tried hiding your smile that wanted to creep up on your face. “What do we got here?” He then snatched your journal away and looked at how beautiful your drawing was, he read what you wrote and softly smiled. You looked away trying to control your short temper, he was reading your thoughts and you felt vulnerable. “wow. This is beautiful.” He smiled and you scoffed thanking him quietly. “This is what you ant to do?” He asked pointing to your journal. “No, i um, i wanna help people. So in gonna take a degree in health.” You said hitting pause in your music, he motioned the opposite booth asking for permission to sit, you nodded with a small smile. Suddenly in a weird way He distracted you from your anxiety and helped you cope with your depressing mood, he even made you laugh in shock when he stole your cherry. Things were changing and both of you could feel it.

Hope you liked it !! Again sorry i took forever

[tittiegf-remade]

ill never shup abt how much i hate my aries venus !!!

[ultratangerine]

I can actually answer that! Midsommar clearly demonstrates cult brainwashing tactics & a lot of viewers were susceptible enough to fall for them through mere demonstration. I think said tactics can be organized in three main categories. In order from the shallowest to the most complex:

"Girl power"~**. It's that meme, it's literally as dumb as that. Dani herself is easily brainwashed because of her trauma and alienation, but the viewers are on board with all the vile shit because "omg girlboss <3". Source: half of the notes on this post.

~*Aesthetic*~. Obviously, the cult would be received veeery differently if it was a bunch of stereotypical Scary Deformed Hillbillies from a typical slasher movie. But it's a bit more interesting, too, in how it interacts with online obsession with aesthetic-as-lifechoice. Much like a propaganda poster, it presents the viewer with a blatantly unrealistic, extremely edited and sanitized image of what traditional rural life is like. Ari Aster brilliantly satirizes the whole "white women in wheatfields" meme... except a portion of viewers accept it uncritically, because their only familiarity with the subject matter is through #cottagecore hashtag. Which leads us to...

Culture presented as “family, tradition, spirituality“ (yeah, the good old neo-nazi dogwhistle); the cultists never shup up about these three through the entire movie, it’s basically their main selling point. And... 1a) These concepts hold a very strong appeal for a lot of people in our industrialized society. This probably sounds like I’m pulling this out of my ass, but through the 20th century more and more people became obsessed with the idea that technology and capitalism are destroying tradition and culture & robbing us of families and spirituality. And the “solutions” to this is often, uhh, Not Good. 1b) I feel like at least the “family & tradition“ part of the slogan holds a particularly strong appeal to Americans. In part it’s a natural push back against America’s unhealthy individualism & condemnation of any support systems. But also: in my experience a good deal of (white?) Americans hold a lot of culture-related anxiety/inferiority complex, which leads them to fetishize anything vaguely traditional. There’s (very deliberately!!) literally nothing accurate in how the cult presents/interacts with North European paganism, mirroring the same aspect of nazist neo-pagan cults, and yet, a lot of people unironically say “well, it’s their culture“.

Okay, the last point probably sounded really vague. Here are some examples from the notes of what I’m taling about (snipped for privacy):

Fucking yikes. Also, found an unironic example of “cults are a good alternative to capitalism“:

(Also reblogging because I really love audrey-hepbae’s addition because it very clearly demonstrates the benefit of analysing the bare-bones plot formula over the more popular “Blue Curtains” approach of searching for symbolism in individual elements.)

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horror movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

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‘I think Pakistan is not going to win T20 World Cup without Sharjeel Khan’ Dean Jones

‘I think Pakistan is not going to win T20 World Cup without Sharjeel Khan’ Dean Jones

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Karachi: Karachi Kings’ head coach Dean Jones still thinks that Pakistan cannot win the upcoming T20 World Cup without hard-hitting batsman Sharjeel Khan.

Speaking on ‘ARY Sports Gup Shup’, Jones said that Khan can’t become as fit as Wasim Akram or Asif Iqbal. “He’s not gonna be as fit as Wasim Akram or Asif Iqbal. He is a rock-solid unit and can hit the ball really hard,” he said.

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[di3nt3s]

4 episodes in an I'm still so baffled that every episode of lain starts with "present day heh present time heahheh" and the opening is duvet by boa

[adultstories4u]

Saba: plz aap koi call ya message na krna kyun ky Ashraf ghar pr hi hai

Saba ny message type kya or phir kaafi dair sochny ky baad Major ko send kr dya………….

2-3 minute ky baad Saba ka cell vibrate krny laga…….. Saba ghabraa gai…… dekha to Major ki hi call thi….. Saba ka jisam kaanmpny laga…….. dil ki dharkan taiz ho gai…….. bathroom ky darwaazy ki traf dekha andar sy shower ky chalny ki awaaz aarahi thi…….. mobile ki vibration ky saath hi vibrate hoty hoy haath ky saath Saba ny call attend kr li………..

Major: kya ho gya tha saali……….. kyun itni dair laga di call attend krny main………..

Saba buhat hi dheemi awaaz main………… main ny bataya tha na aapko ky mera shouhar ghar pr hi hai phir bhi aap ny call kr di……..

Major: woh saala is waqt kaha hai……

Saba ny apny shouhar ko de jaany wali gaali ko nazar andaaz kr dya…. kyun ky ab yeh usky lye aam si baat ho chuki thi……….

Saba: woh naha raha hai baathroom main hai

Major: kyun raat choda tha kya teri choot ko jo nahaany chala gya hai subah hi subah………

Saba: nahi.. waisy hi………….. phir khud hi khayal aaya ky aisa kyun bata dya usy…….

Major: choda nahi us ny to isi lye subah sy phudak rahi hai teri choot na……….. bool daal doon teri choot main lund apna aa ky…….

Saba: nahi ….. nahi main ab phone band kr rahi hoon woh kisi waqt bhi bahir aajain gy…….

Major: woh ghar rahta hai ya nahi mujhy nahi pata is baat ka…….. main to aaoun ga hi tumhary paas………. dekhta hoon woh kameena mera kya bigaar sakta hai………..

Saba: plz Major sahb nai………. kal ko jaisy aap kaho gy main maan loon gi lakin aaj nahi…….. Saba ny hatyaar daalty hoy kaha………….

Major: sun rundi………… ab Major ka lehja pahly ki trah sy hi sakht or haarsh ho gya hua tha………….. main 12 bajy tery ghar pr aaoun ga balcony ky raasty…….. ab yeh teri marzi hai ky tu us behanchod ko bahir bhejti hai ya phir usky saamny hi chudwaati hai………… or haan agar balcony ka darwaza band hua na to phir tujhy pata hi hai ky kya ho ga…………… tery us heejry ky saamny tujhy to choodun ga hi isky saath saath us ki bhi gaand maaron ga main apny lund sy………… sun lya na…….

yeh kahty saath hi Major ny phone band kr dya……….

Saba to khuch bhi na bol saki…….. usy dobara sy rok bhi na saki……. Major ka ghuseela lahja wapis aaty saath hi Saba ki saari taqat or gussa khatam ho gya tha…….. uski mazahimat dum tor gai thi………..

Intehaai pareshaani ky aalam main Saba ny naashta bana na shuru kr dya…… dono mian biwi ny naashta kya or Saba ghar ky kaamon main lag gai jubky Ashraf tv dekhny laga……….

kaam krty huy Saba ki nazrain clock pr hi thin……….. kya kroon main…… ho sakta hai ky us ny aisy hi dhamki hi di ho………. Ashraf ky hoty huy woh aany ki himmat to nahi kr sakta waisy………. lakin us kameeny ka khuch aitbaar bhi nahi hai woh kon sa Ashraf sy darta hai…….. agar aagya to kya ho ga…………. aik to meri izzat gai….. or doosra laraai jhagra ho jaay ga…….. poori building main main khud hi badnaam ho jaoun gi……….or jaisy us ny kaha tha ky Ashraf ki gaand maroon ga to agar waisa kya to………… tooooooooooo kya ho ga……… Saba ky dimagh main aisa hi manzar ghoom gaya…………… to phir ab kya kroon main………… kya Ashraf ko bahir bheej doon kahin main……..kisi bhi kaam sy………. phir isky baad wo aagya to phir kya ho ga……… kya kry ga woh……….. wohi khuch kry ga na jo wo pahly krta hai…………….. kya kroon main……. kya aisya hi khilona banay rakhy ga mujhy woh apna……….. kal khud hi chor gya tha na mujhy main to nhi roka tha na.. or khud hi raat ko nahi aya na…….. to shayad isi lye aaj apni hawas poori krna chah raha hai……..raat ko shayad isi lye nahi aya ky meri pyaas barhaana chahta tha…… dekhna chahta tha ky main kitna tarapti hoon usky lye…… tarpi to hoon … lakin itna bhi kya ky aik din bhi nahi ruk sakta…………. Ashraf to kabhi bhi aisa nahi krta…… jaisy kahoon maan laita hai…….. rookon to ruk jaata hai………. lakin woh to Major hai na…………. woh kaha meri maany ga……….. haan bus laraai jhagry sy bachny ka aik hi tareeqa hai ky Ashraf ko khuch dair ky lye bahir bhaij doon…………. Saba ny faisla kr lya………

Saba ny jaldi sy ghar ky rashaan ki aik list banai…… halaaky yehi rashan us ny kal mangwana tha jub Ashraf ko bataaty hoy uski Major sy takkar ho gai thi………..list banaaty huy woh sochny lagi……. khud ko koosny lagi….. yeh main kya kr rahi hoon….. apny khoobsorat or pyaar krny waly shouhar ko dhooka daity hoy bahir bhaij rahi hoon us mardood….kameeny ky lye…. kya ho gya Saba tujhy………. Lakin yeh sub main apny shohar ky lye hi to kr rahi hoon………. usy or apni married life ko bachany ky le…….. us zaleel ky shaknjy main bhi to usi ki wajah sy aai hoon na………… agar khuch taqat hoti us main Major sy muqabla krny ki to kya mujhy usky saamny youn jhukna parta…… agar main Ashraf ko bahir na bhaejoon to kya uska nazuk jisam Major ky mazboot… pathar jaisy jisam ka muqabla kr sakta hai kya….. pahly bhi to hont soojha para hai us kameeny ka aik mukka lagny sy ab kahin or hi haddi pasli na trwaa ly apni……. Saba khud ko justifiy kr rahi thi…….. or saath hi anjaany main apny shouhar ko Major sy compare bhi kr rahi thi….. anjaany main Major ky jisam ki tareef kr rahi thi…….or apny shouhar ko usky saamny haqeer sabit kr rahi thi…. phir woh list Ashraf ko deti hoi boli………. Ashraf plz jaldi sy jaa ky yeh khuch saamaan ly aao…………

Ashraf: yaar aaj to hum ny bahir jaana tha or tum mujhy kaam ky lye bhaij rahi ho………

Saba: ary yaar yeh bhi to zaroori hai na……….. waisy bhi bahir to lunch ky baad hi jaa sakain gy na……… jaldi sy ly aao jaa ky itny main main bhi ghar ky kaam niptaa laiti hoon………..

Ashraf bedili sy uth gya…….. grocery ki aik choti si dukaan to bilkul building ky paas hi thi……. lakin Saba ko pata tha ky Ashraf usky paas nahi jaay ga ku ky us dukaan sy sirf choti moti cheez hi khardeeta tha woh or ziada cheezain hoti to phir………. qareeb 15 minute ki doori pr aik departmental store tha jis ky maalik ky saath Ashraf ki achi ban gai hoi thi or dosti hi ho gai hoi thi…….usi ky paas jaa ky laata tha……. or aksar us ky saath gup shup bhi lagany main dair kr daita tha…..yeh sub jaanty huy bhi Saba boli

Saba: dair na krna na bus jaldi sy neechy wali dukaan sy hi ly aao……..Saba ny darty huy kaha ky kahin such main hi neechy sy hi ly kr naa aajay lakin..

Ashraf: nahi yaar……. ziada samaan hai na to main apny dost ky store pr hi jaaoun ga……. woh thori kami bhi kr laita hai rates main or cheez bhi achi hoti hai……….. is neechy waaly ky paas to bus emergency main hi jaana parta hai warna mujhy to nahi pasand . iska maal bhi koi ziada achi quality ka nahi hota or khud bhi to dekho na kaisy ganda ban ky betha rahta hai……….. tail mirchon main dooba hua……. jaisy eid ky eid hi nahaata ho……. Ashraf hansty huy bola or Saba bhi hans pari……. Saba: acha chalo theek hai jaha sy laana hai laao lakin jaldi aana.

Ashraf chala gya to Saba ny usy building sy bahir jaaty huy bhi dekh lya…… abhi sirf 11: 30 huy thy……. ab kya kroon main…….. kya khud usy bulaaun……….. ky aajao or kr lo jo krna hai mery saath…… nahi nahi khud hi phone kry ga woh…….. ya khud hi aana ho ga to aaye ga mujhy kya main kyun bulaaoun usy…….. lakin time to thora hi hai……. ziada sy ziada aik ghanta hai or agar bina time waste kye samaan ly kar Ashraf nikal aya to phir to aadha ghanta hi lagy ga………. mera khayal tha ky kuch dair lagay ga Ashraf jaany main lakin woh to foran hi nikal gya……. saari timing kharab kr di hai ab kya kroon…….. ab Major ko to nahi pata na ky Ashraf jaa chuka hai us ny to 12 bajy ka hi kaha tha na yeh to meri wajah sy pahly chala gya hai woh……. to ab agar main nahi btaoun gi usy to kaisy pata chaly ga usy ky Ashraf ghar pr nahi hai ab……….. or agar Major apny time pr aya or us waqat Ashraf bhi aa chuka hua toooooooo???????. aakhir Saba ny himmat kr ky apny mobile pr message likha……….. Ashraf chala gya hai aadhy ghanty ky lye bahir……….. or yeh message us ny Major ko send kr dya………..

Foran hi Major ki call aa gai……….. wah g wah………. subah to bary nakhry kr rahi thi rundi ky nahi aany doon gi……. ab 12 bhi nahi bajny dye or bhej dya apny khasam ko bahir……….. itni hi aag lagi hoi hai kya teri choot main saali…………..

Saba: naaa……… naaa……….. naheiiiiiiiii yeh baat nahi hai…..

Major: acha acha ab ziada notunki na kr abhi kuch dair main aata hoon warzish kr raha hon abhi to…….. chul rakh phone saali………….. khud ko to chudwaany ky siwaa koi kaam nahi dosron ko bhi koi kaam nahi krny daiti…….. raand kahin ki

Saba: phir ghabraa kr or darty hoy………. nahiii…. woo………….. mera yeh matlb nahi tha………….. agar………. aap naaa ………. aaoooooooooooooo tooooooooooooooo…..

Major: haan haan agar main naa aoun to kya………….. bola hai na ky thori dair main aa raha hoon…….. agar ziada hi aag lagi hoi hai teri choot main to jaa daffa ho bahir galli sy kisi ko bulaa ky chudwaa ly apni choot………….. farigh samjha hua hai na mujhy ky jub tera dil chahy aaky teri choot chod doon…………. haramzaadi…….. rundi

yeh kah kr Major ny phone band kr dya…

Saba to hakki bakki rah gai Major ki zubaan ko sun kar……….. subah ky Major ky thory soft bolny ki wajah sy Saba expect nahi kr rahi thi ky wo ab aisy boly ga…….. lakin us ny to aaj phir usy zaleel kr dya tha……….

Saba to jaisy gussy sy khool uthi…………. kya kameena insaan hai yeh kutta……. haramzada…….. pata nahi kya samjhta hai khud ko………. main ny to nahi bulaya tha na… khud hi bola tha ky aaun ga or ab mujhy hi zaleel kr raha hai………… dil to krta hai ky gala hi kaat doon iska……. ya phir us ka lund hi kaat doon………… har waqt zaleel hi krta rahta hai……. kya main itni hi giri hoi cheez hoon………… achi khaasi parhi likhi larki hoon… achy ghar ki hoon…….. shareef or paak lakin is kameeny ny to mujhy twaifon sy bhi ghatya samjh lya hai………… kutta….. aaj to is kameeny ko main khud hi maar doon gi…… aany do us ko…….. mouka milty hi gala kaat doon gi churri sy……… dekhi jaay gi jo bhi baad main ho gi….. phaansi hi laga dain gy na mujhy yeh roz roz ki zalalat to khatam ho gi na……. saba pata nhi kya kya mansooby bana rahi thi dil hi dil main sofy pr bethi hui gussy sy bul khaa rahi thi……kisi zakhmi nagan ki trah….. zakhmi hi to kr dya hua tha Major ny uski rooh ko…….. usky jazbaat ko…… uski anaa ko…………

lakin ab kroon to kroon kya…………. udhar time guzar raha hai agar phir wohi hua ky wo kameena usi waqat aaya jub Ashraf aagya hua to……….. to kya kroon gi………… yeh bhi to ho sakta hai na ky Ashraf wahin pr store pr hi dair laga aaye thori…….. apny dost ky paas…….. lakin yeh bhi to ho sakta hai na ky wo store pr ho hi na or Ashraf bus samaan ly or wapis chala aaye abhi thori hi dair main…….. yeh sub hisaab kitaab lagaaty, sochty… or pareshaan hoty hoy uska dil jaisy doobta jaa raha tha….. usy sakht bechaini ho rahi thi…… kya kroon……….. us kutty ny bhi nakhry shuru kr dye hain na………. theek hai aata hai to aany do Ashraf ky saamny hi….. kah doon gi ky mera rape krny aaya hai….. phir Ashraf khud hi building walon ko bulaa laay ga or phir is major ki achi muramat ho gi…………. haan uski muramat ho gi to woh kya meri izzat bani rahny dy ga………..???????????? woh bhi to kameengi dekhaay ga na………… us ny agar meri videos dikhaa din to…………….. uuuuuffffffffffffff Khudaya kya kroon main…….. buri trah sy phans gai hoi hoon…………………. itni bechain ho rahi thi jaisy ky bus abhi ky abhi usy ulti aa jay gi………… ghabrahat sy usy apna dil halaq main aata hua mahsoos ho rahaa tha………. bechain ho kar uthi or jaa kr paani peeny lagi……… abhi bhi clock ko dekhty hoy…… or doosri nazar seedhi balcony ky darwazy pr daalti hoi…….

clock ki sui jaisy jaisy aagy reengti jaa rahi thi waisy waisy hi Saba ki pareshaani main izaafa hota jaa raha tha………. aakhir us ny apny aap ko masroof krny ky lye khud ko kitchen main busy kr lya…….. achanak hi usy balcony main…….. dhaap…… ki awaaz aai……jaisy koi balcony main kooda ho………. usky saath hi uska dil zoor sy uchal gya…….. foran hi mur kr dekha to ……….. Major balcony ky darwazy sy andar daakhil ho raha tha usky sitting room main…………. sirf apna dheela dhaala bermuda pehny ……. ooperi badan bilkul nanga………. kaala seyaah jisam……….. mazboot or solid…….. paseeny sy bheega hua………….. such main jaisy exercise krky aaya ho………… seeny, gardan, pait or chehry pr paseena chamak raha tha…….. is umar main bhi uska pait zara bhi nahi latka hua tha……… paseeny ki wajah sy jisam ky muscles chamak rahay thy…….

Jaisy hi andar aaya to Saba ky to jaisy pair hi jum gy ……….. usky jisam ky nazaary ny or usky saamny aaty hi uska saary ka saara gussa hawa ho gya tha………………. sofy ky paas khara muskraany laga……….. Saba hairat sy usy dekh rahi thi…… aakhir yeh banda hai kya cheez…….. kabhi kaisa mood hota hai or kabhi kaisa…………. haan lakin woh to her kisi ka hi aisy hi hota hai na…….. lakin yeh to gussy main janwar hi ban jaata hai………… lakin qusoor bhi to mera hi hota hai na………. usy gussa bhi to har baar main hi dilaati hon na………. ab to achy mood main lag raha hai………. bus ab koshish krti hoon ky isy gussa na aay …….. or achy sy jo bhi baat cheet ho jaay or phir isy Ashraf ky aany sy pahly pahly wapis bhaij doon……. agar gussa aagya to phir aik baar mery qaboo sy bahir ho jaay ga………. qaboo……….?????????? pahly kon sa mery qaboo or control main hai yeh wahshi janwar………….

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