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the cops in twins peaks don’t have crime scene dogs, they have crime scene logs

#twin peaks#not a clothing store#margaret lanterman#dale cooper#harry truman#lucy moran#david lynch#this show is a masterpiece#also thinking abo it that one tweet that’s like twin peaks is copaganda if the cops dabbled in dream magic#because they’re right#most of their evidence came to them in a dream
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read an article someone wrote calling twisters the most horny movie without any sex and i laughed
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the layers of ashley’s costume re: taliesin are so funny
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once again. i urge all trans people to RESEARCH. RESEARCH THE RISKS. LIKE PLEASEEEEEE. Experiment. go out, look at others.
Take care of your body. Even if it makes you dysphoric. Your body deserves respect.
Medically transitioning won’t cure you. It’s not a medical drug. It’s a tool to help, like make up or clothes. and it has so many risks that you need to make sure you’re willing to take care of.
Ask for help. You deserve comfort.
#I’ve had to listen to multiple detransitioners talk for a project#and it’s so fucking important to listen to them#because they’re right#Being allowed to go on something at 16 when you don’t know who you are yet#and without treating any other underlying factor#is. so. so scary#because it doesn’t get cleaned up.#you just feel worse.#but being trans isn’t a curse#it sucks. and it’s a burden at times#but you can just fit in.#i’m sorry the world made you feel like you have to fight every morning#i’m sorry the world made you feel like you had to chose between being yourself and fitting in#You can pick and choose who you are#i’m sorry the doctors failed you detransitioners#i’m sorry the world made you feel like you only had one path#i’m sorry to those that stopped because you became afraid. or realized how hard it gets#but most importantly#remember to NEVER berate the other side and to listen#do research#always.#🏳️⚧️#i’m very emotional rn#🐊#speck rambles
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twitter whacking that “i want it all” performance with kourtney and carlos & saying seb should’ve been ryan… maybe i don’t hate twitter
#because THEY’RE RIGHT#I GET THEY’RE RANDOMLY AIMING FOR THE KOURTNEY CARLOS BESTIE ANGLE NOW#BUT HUUUUHHHH???#like i’m glad other people are seeing the insanity i feel like i’m going insane with how so much is being dismissed just bc of who the leads#are this season like pls shut up#can’t believe it drops tomorrow and i won’t be able to see a thing LMAO i’m gonna be busy for the next 2 days#might have to watch it on the 11th and again i’m skipping to the finale that all seemed like a shitshow i don’t need to deal with#anyway tim is going to hell for absolutely not utilizing his strongest vocalists on the show#julia & dara are POWERHOUSES#and while ashlyn has had some great songs under her belt#they haven’t dara right in so long#i’d argue her song and born to be brave are some of her best but even then that’s a stretch because they DON’T GIVE HER A CHANCE#LET HER OUTSHINE EVERYONE SHE DESERVED CENTER STAGE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING#ALSO HOW IS SHE THAT STRONG OF A VOCALIST AND STILL NOT CENTER STAGE I’LL KILL YOU TIM#WHY IS THERE NO CHAD OR TAYLOR IN THIS HSM3 PLAY HOW’D YOU GET RID OF THE LEADS’ BEST FRIENDS#and i know damn well it’s gonna be such a stupid decision#this season hasn’t dropped and there’s already so much about it pissing me off i’m so happy it’s about to be over#tag: i speakth
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The funniest thing Stranger Things could do is reveal that Steve’s parents are like, really liberal. They donate to AIDs research. They were arrested protesting the Vietnam War. They campaigned for Mondale. Steve tells them that Nancy broke up with him and they’re like, “Thank god, that family believes in Reaganomics.”
#they’re never home because they’re civil rights attorneys#they meet Robin and tell her that they’re not exactly ‘friends of Dorothy’ (they tried. didnt like it) but they’re cool with Dorothy#and all her friends#Robin’s about to cry and Steve is just like ‘…who the fuck is Dorothy?’#I think it’d be funny if they were the exact opposite of what the fandom thinks#though I love ‘Steve has bad parents’ angst so much#steve harrington#stranger things
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Oh I forgot to say.
Bug (4) is going to start school now so we’ve been doing literacy practice. One set of exercises was about ���opposites” and I drew a card reading “fat”. Ok what’s the opposite of fat.
Bug thought about it and then said dreamily: “meat.”
#and they’re RIGHT#bear bug and mouse#this will be because the fat part of meats such as roast chicken or steak#are naturally to Bug the most desirable#and we don’t really use the word fat#Bug does call things Plump though#but their first reference for fat is the delicious delicious stuff at the very edge of roasted meat that they always want most
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whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property
#I also wonder if this is like a middle class expression of a desire to shore up other property rights eg homeownership#like homeownership is a foundation base for the nuclear family. property rights allow you to own the resource#that produces the family and allows it to be ‘private’#so like children are another frontier of this property relationship#anyway. bad time to be a trans person lol#& all the actual legitimate issues w/ parental rights ie indigenous genocide forced sterilisation mass incarceration the foster system etc#are not even remotely concerns for these people because well. they’re fash lol
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SO… ORVLA TRAILER CAME OUT THEY GAVE YJH A GUN
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omniscient reader#orvla#kdj#yjh#hsy#ljy#my art orv#KDJ will be mad no matter what but he’s Super mad because they’re changing stuff and ruining the artistic integrity of his favorite Twsa fic#HSY is directing and sold movie rights to Mass Production Maker to support a house of 12 people and all the changes are either various#kimcom associated parties begging her or for profit/audience accessibility reasons#she’s raking it in#yjh already read the book#why would he need to watch a movie
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who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️
ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday
#shes cool as fuck to me bc when I first played jfa I found her really frustrating to deal with#not just as Phoenix but I mean like on a personal level she is challenging because she’s so thorough#and yet I also find it fascinating that she breaks the character she’s built for herself once in a while#i 100% believe that I don’t think she would have caught on to what Phoenix was trying to do while stalling for time with engardes trial#so it’s probably a good thing edgeworth subbed in but she literally busts her ass to bring evidence to court#almost right after having a bullet extracted from her WHICH SHE ALSO PRESENTS AS EVIDENCE. thats metal as fuck ok#especially since she would technically have nothing to do with the case after edgeworth fills in and she still decided to do that anyway#maybe it was blind faith to use that evidence to win since she wasn’t there for most of the trial but still#and even if canon doesn’t give it to me I still firmly believe there’s be at least some chemistry between her and Maya#like especially if you hold it next to wrightworth that works bc there’s already a history there and majority of Phoenix and miles trying#to relearn their relationship is Phoenix coaxing out that side of Miles that he remembers from fourth grade#but with Franmaya it’s something new and they’re basically strangers to each other and one of them almost got the other convicted#and I still think that’s fascinating and it’s a damn shame thay half of the fics I find for them on ao3 is background in wrightworth fic#i did find a good one that touched on Franziska trying to win pearls approval because Pearl does hold a grudge against her#and seeing that trying to live up to perfecting even her personal relationships without getting to know Pearl to even know#why it wasn’t working feels believable when I think abt her as a character yk#myart#my art#doodles#aa#ace attorney#franziska von karma
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I am going to be So Insufferable about this man in 2 days.
#pure vanilla cookie#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart#man. no joke I have been rewatching his trailer on loop#both of them#his magical girl transformation sequence is so pretty I cannot#the music!!! the music!!!!!!!!#the memories of two friends motif is so charming and I adore it but it isn’t His#it isn’t his the way the theme of the vanilla kingdom is because the two friends are defined by their time at school and by each other and#indirectly distantly both of them have been influenced by shadow milk cookie because they’re both scientists and students and shadow milk#is the original fount of knowledge right like their theme is based on their school and they both own it in their own ways but it isn’t#theirs like their own thing.#but pure vanilla cookie’s vanilla kingdom Is Solely His and it’s everything he’s worked for and everything he’s built and everything#he holds dear and I’m so happy to hear that theme renewed in his awakening#also man. truthless recluse……#the way his eyes are shining looking at his past and his hopes and dreams…..#the hope isn’t dead….. he’s still there…..#I am So Excited man.#in their own ways each of the ancients getting to their awakened state are stepping into the divinity once held by the beasts#and in turn doing so by overcoming the obstacles of immortality and existentialism that caused the beasts to turn in the first place
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Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.
Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#redhood#batfam#batfamily#this bruce went one of two ways 1) running his kids into the ground and they’re basically unrecognizable to jason or 2) worked them so hard#they couldn’t take it and left the business entirely and he’s completely alone except the JL which doesn’t like him but he is necessary#sure crime is down but bruce’s crusade is just that an actual crusade because he treats his sons like soldiers and everything comes second#to the mission. i don’t even know if damian exists in this universe because the idea of bruce having romantic relationships is laughable#although here he might be more closely aligned to talia because they’re both mission oriented and having a legal heir for their literal#legacy might appeal to him idk. just that jason shows up and it’s like his brothers have military ranks instead of names. none of them have#real jobs or even friends because they eat sleep work live at the manor and would never leave the batcave if it weren’t for public#appearances. it’s insane to see dick without his personality or tim who really does act like a robot and not a person. i don’t know if steph#cass and duke would stick around for this (or alfred for that matter i’m 50/50)#but when jason does get back everyone is shocked that he sticks around the cave and manor for a couple weeks checking in on everyone and#making the effort to do things unrelated to mask business. he has to write a report about the incident and he struggles to even put into#words how wrong it felt. his arguments with bruce also skew slightly because he can’t claim bruce doesn’t care in general just that he#doesn’t care about him or express it enough or in the right way. a far cry from the usual spiel and bruce is concerned so they talk it out
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Goddd give me Thomas, Martha and Alfred who were completely obsessed with baby Bruce. Martha who’s quiet but solemn affection.
Hand holding, polishing his messy cheeks after he stole dessert from the kitchen, words of affirmation, teaching him how to build confidence brick by brick. “No one is made to be insignificant.”
Thomas who’s bright and loud and bigger than big, who’s just pride embodied. Showing Bruce off at every opportunity. His love is savage by nature.
Squishing Bruce’s face and throwing him around and aggressively kissing him all over his face. Maybe biting into the chub of his cheeks a little. Bruce is like his extra limb.
And Alfred? From the second Bruce took his first breath, he knew. He knew Gotham would drown him in shadow because the little pearl was just too perfect. But he’ll be there.
He was the knight first.
#thomas having cute aggression 24/7 is something that can be soooo personal#very hands on dad. I think if you were a shitty dude who dad shamed him he’s just grin at you — teeth full and sharpened#‘you know I delivered my baby right’#but Bruce was everybody’s baby I think#like - I don’t think the Waynes had staff because thomas likes being a handyman#but the driver and gardener and cook and the maid staff need to have jobs so they’re there once or twice a week and Bruce is very much#their baby as well#bruce wayne#baby bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#thomas wayne#martha wayne#pennywaynes
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I do not feel comfortable being openly homosexual in the company of “queer” people. Even hinting that I experience absolutely no attraction to the male sex is stressful, because often this results in a bunch of questions that equally feel like bafflement and interrogation. “What about THESE men?” No, not them either. No men. “But this man identifies as a woman!” I am not wired to be attracted to pronouns. “What about this man? He’s femme!” He is still a man, and I am still a lesbian. “So just no men at all?” YES. What is so hard to understand about that? Why can’t you just accept that female homosexuality exists, that it isn’t an evil ideology, and that it’s just how I and many other women are born? Why can you accept and understand so many things, but draw the line at a woman having no interest in the male sex?
#I think a lot of people like this are the straight and bi people who have convinced themselves they’re gay#and they genuinely believe that OSA is part of the gay experience#so when they come across an actual live homosexual they’re bewildered#I’m just so exhausted#so many times I’ve received some sort of shock or confusion when I tell people I’m not attracted to any men#they’re SURE that there has to be some exception#that there’s some loophole or workaround#that if they show me the right man or show me a man with the right identity I’ll admit that I’m attracted to him#they don’t understand that such thing will never happen because lesbians do exist#and they don’t understand how emotionally draining it is to have peolle constantly insisting otherwise#please just fucking leave lesbians alone and stop interrogating us about our natural sexuality#gender critical#my ramblings
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the most devastating part of being an adult by far has been realizing bit by bit that Every food opinion i had when i was 13 was entirely wrong
#within the last month i have realized that i don’t hate smoothies#which was massive because i would go out of my way to Not have smoothies#overnight oats#which was also baffling cause soggy oats. no.#but aparently they’re good#believe me even i’m shocked#AND NOW#after being VIOLENTLY AGAINST THEM FOR TEN WHOLE YEARS I HAVE FOUND GOD IN AN AÇAÍ BOWL#i hate it here#having a crisis#my mom was right#and i’m mad about it#not a tag#from saph
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the thing is, if Bruce plays his cards right, he could get all of his kids in leadership and/or hereditary positions in all of the major superhero, vigilante, and business organizations in the world.
Damian - Head of the League of Assassins, hereditary title from his Mother and/or Grandfather.
Dick - Leader of the Titans, and then potentially the Justice League later. Head of WE’s fundraising arm briefly. Possible option for a politically appointed GCPD or BHPD position.
Tim - takes over as Leader of the Titans when Dick moves into the JL. Head of Wayne Industries/Enterprises/Etc. Influential person to Kon-El and Lex Luthor, by proxy.
Jason - Leader of various Gotham underground organizations, crime syndicates, anywhere in the Underworld that’s useful to Bruce.
#I’m sure there’s more examples#or these aren’t quite right but#I’m on the move#look Bruce is like Kris Jenner ok#he’s momagering until his kids are EVERYWHERE#and nobody even notices#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#batkids#bats and birds#they’re a powerful family ok#not just because they’re good at their jobs
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