#i was in a harry potter mood so

[witchofthesouls]

I like to play around with the idea of a "Galloway or Director Mearing" situation where the debriefing over the Bots sound more and more insane that the government sent another liason to accompany and validate Fowler's claims.

The liason can either be direct like Mearing or an asshole like Galloway. (Of course they won't get the news of the sparklings once being human.) But it would be interesting to see how leery the Bots would be of the new person and extra protective over the bitties.

I did have thoughts about character in that direction. While the information would far-fetched, it would be catastrophic if true, and it is essential to confirm that the Cybertronians aren't capable of inducing delusions or wide-spread hallucinations, so-

Here comes the Other liason, who comes from a secretive and mysterious department that's a mix of diplomacy, intelligence, research, and security.

They're professional and polite, but there's something about them that's... off-putting. They're quiet, observant, a little charming compared to Agent Folwer, but the moment you realize their presence, the hairs at the back of your neck stands up and your skin prickles from a chill.

The Autobots can't help but constantly keep track of this new human, especially since they easily fall off their senses the moment they stop focusing. Seemingly blending well into shadows.

Of course, the sparklings absolutely love this new person.

Even the liason warms up to them, like their smile actually reaches their cool eyes whenever one of the kids starts babbling to them, turning indulgent when they want to show off something. They're completely charmed by the hunting game Miko likes to play with the squishmallow.

Apparently, they speak fluently in Miko's native Japanese, so she's delighted by what was said. Basically, telling her that they would show her how to grill the real thing.

Since Raf and Miko are still incapable of speaking, the Autobots turn to Jack, who tells them that he "likes how the shadows speak about them. Miko likes how they sound. Raf likes the treats."

Miko, a child of the sea, knows a predator. She senses murky, dark waters and stillness before jaws swallowing prey whole and find the whiff of blood, fear, and meat under their cold skin.

Raf is simple. Rocks, not found at the base, for him to snack on.

Everyone knew something was beyond their scope based on how they interacted with June Darby, like watching two ambassadors in negotiations.

[i-like-to-look-at-your-back]

Sleeping off

[cloudybarnes]

Private Encounters

Pairing: Cardan Greenbriar x reader

Summary: you were tired of Cardan constantly attacking you and your friends. one day, though, Cardan asks to speak with you privately, and no good things could come from the prince of elfhame wanting to speak with you with no one else around

Word Count: 2.4k

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"Hurry up, you guys! We're gonna be late again!" Taryn whisper-shouted as you and Jude trailed behind her towards the courtyard.

Usually, you two went alone on your adventures, but Taryn decided she wanted to be spontaneous, too, and wanted to join along. Unfortunately, she didn't seem to have that much fun, and urged you back to class almost as soon as you got there.

"Who cares if we're late?" Jude rolled her eyes. "It's not like anyone would really care."

"Just because they don't like us, doesn't mean I want to draw their attention. Who knows what they'll do." Taryn shifted the picnic basket of food between her hands, nervously. She was always the most cautious of you three; always fearing what they would say or do to you guys.

You scoffed, "Taryn, let's be real. Even if we were there on time and minded our own business, Cardan and his little fanclub would still find some reason to bother us."

Jude chuckled, "he's so insufferable. What I wouldn't do to wipe that idiotic grin off his face."

You laughed, "I'm right there with you. It's like his greatest pleasure is being annoying."

"I don't know." Taryn slows her speed walk to match pace with Jude and I. "I feel like Cardan mostly has it out for you, now, (Y/N)."

You rolled my eyes.

"Oh yeah," Jude agreed. "Ever since we became friends, he's like diverted the hatred for us onto you."

You laughed, "Wow, thanks guys. Who knew being your friend would make a prince despise me."

Jude laughed too. "I don't think it was all our fault. You're human, so he would have hated you anyway."

"That's so reassuring, thanks for that."

Jude smirked, "anytime."

When we finally emerged onto the courtyard where class was taking place, most everyone ignored you, save for the professor.

"Ah," he said, "nice of you three to join us. Please find a seat so we can continue on with our lessons of astronomy."

Taryn bowed her head to keep from looking at anyone. You noticed Jude did not bow her head, but she would not look at the other students.

You, however, must be an idiot to not follow along with them, because your gaze falls straight to Cardan, who is staring back at you with much ferocity.

As the even bigger idiot you are, you do not avert your gaze, but simply glare back at him. To that, and small, devilish grin grows on his face. It almost seems like an invite of this little game you play. He hates you and your friends, goes out of his way to torment you three, and for that, you refuse to back down. Sometimes, you think he likes that you fight him so much.

"(Y/N)," Taryn calls, quietly as to avoid too much attention. She waves you over. Only then do you realize you've been staring at Cardan so long that Jude and Taryn have already set up the blanket and started spreading out the food.

Your cheeks heat as you walk the few feet to where they are sitting. You can hear Cardan snicker as you walk past him and Nicasia.

"What were you thinking!" Taryn scolds as you finally sit down on the blanket. Your professor continues with his lecture, but you don't even bother to pay attention to him.

You shrug, "I'm not really sure. I just can't stand him so much it makes me crazy."

Jude laughs at that. "I'm so glad we're friends, (Y/N). I think I'd go crazy if I didn't have someone else to share my hatred for Cardan with."

You giggle, "well it's a good thing I'm here, then, huh?"

"I don't think anyone is happy you're here."

Looking up from where you're sitting, you see Nicasia and Cardan looming down over you. Seems like the lesson is over as everyone else has abandoned the courtyard.

"Oh, Nicasia, always a pleasure." You rolled your eyes as you stood up. Behind you, you hear the shuffling of Jude standing and pulling Taryn up with here. "To what do we owe you coming over here and bothering us for?"

She smirked, "I have no reason for being near you filthy mortals other than to make sure you stay in your place. You don't belong here. You're frail, and worthless, and someone needs to remind you of that."

You mocked her with a laugh, "is that really all you've got?"

Taryn let out a quiet gasp.

Nicasia narrowed her eyes. "What did you say?"

You shrugged. "All I'm saying is you give the same excuse every time you come over here. 'I'm putting you in your place', 'make sure you know what a worthless mortal you are'. Blah, blah, blah. It's very redundant, Nicasia, and quite truthfully, it's just tiresome." You said condescendingly.

The fire is her eyes was hot. Her fists balled at her side as she glared at you.

Now, it's not like you were looking for trouble, or that you wanted anything bad to happen to you or your friends. You just could not stand the way she and Cardan always came over to you and caused problems.

The slap was expected. Your cheek burned as Nicasia's hand left your face. Taryn couldn't hold back the very audible gasp that left her lips. Looking back to your friends, Taryn looked utterly frightened, and Jude looked angrier than you'd ever seen her.

Right as Nicasia was about to slap you again, Cardan interrupted her.

"Nicasia," Cardan warned as he lifted his hand, "that is quite enough."

You scoffed. "Oh, and since when are you ever the peace maker?"

Cardan smirked, "Since Nicasia decided she was going to slap you. I quite like your face the way it is."

All heads turned to Cardan as he said that. Nicasia looked hurt, Taryn looked almost as confused as you felt, and Jude just looked disgusted.

You narrowed my eyes at Cardan, despite your confusion. "What games are you playing at, Greenbriar?"

His eyebrows shot up in delightful surprise. A cheeky smirk playing on his lips. "I have no games, (Y/L/N)." He spat out your last name like it disgusted but also intrigued him.

He looked between Nicasia, Jude and Taryn. "You, leave us. I have a few words for (Y/N)."

Jude and Taryn looked at each other, confused and contemplating if they should leave or not. You stood your ground though.

"I'll be fine, guys. I'll just meet you back at Madoc's, okay?" You tried to reassure them, though you weren't exactly sure what you were getting yourself into. All you knew was that you didn't want Cardan to know he frightened you.

Jude nodded her head. "We won't be far. And Cardan," she turned to him, "if you so much as touch one hair on her head, I will-"

"Oh relax, would you, Jude? Always resolving your issues with murder." Cardan rolled his eyes. "Leave us. Now."

Jude glared at Cardan before turning to you and giving you a reassuring look. Just as quickly, she turned away and pulled Taryn off with her.

"And you," Cardan said as he turned to Nicasia. "I believe I ordered you away, as well."

Nicasia looked shocked. "Me? Why would I need to be sent away? Whatever punishment you have for the way she spoke to me, I want-"

"Leave, Nicasia. I won't ask you again."

Stunned, Nicasia's mouth hung open just slightly as she looked between you and Cardan. With a 'hmph', Nicasia turned on her heel and strutted away, leaving behind just Cardan and you.

The two of you stood there in silence. You gazed up at him, trying to decipher why he could possibly want to speak with you alone. Maybe he wants to kill you. Maybe he's grown tired of this cat and mouse game you have going on.

"What do you want, Cardan?"

He smirked, and took a daring step closer to you. "I just wanted to talk with you. You're... interesting. I find you intriguing to say the least."

You raised my brow in confusion. "You find me intriguing? Now I know you're toying with me. What do you really want, Cardan?"

He scoffed. "Is it that hard for you to admit that I might find you interesting?"

"How interesting could I possibly be? I'm mortal, remember? Can't believe you would forget, not after you and your friends made it your entire personalities to constantly remind me of my mortality and how worthless you believe me to be."

Cardan's smirk only grew. "You are quite right. You're mortal. Mortals by nature are fragile, slow, susceptible to our tricks, and yet you seem to be quite the opposite."

Your eyebrows shot up, completely shocked by this sort-of compliment you just received from the Prince of Elfhame.

Cardan continued before you could even get a word out. "I dislike mortals quite a bit. I think they are weak. They have little skill that is worth anything, and they are often succumbed to the nature of our people. You, however, are quite different, (Y/N)."

He took a tender step closer to you. Your breath was caught in your throat. Cardan had never shown any type of interest in you. You thought he'd never actually shown anything other than disgust towards you, but maybe you were wrong.

Maybe all of those teasing smirks and cruel comments were him testing you, trying to figure out just how far he could push you.

"You've stood up to me. You've been given every chance to back down. I've seen how far you are willing to go to defend yourself and those little friends of yours. I find it admirable in a way."

You force out a laugh. "You find it admirable? Everything you consider so 'strong' and 'admirable' about me is what I've had to do to survive this place. You've done nothing but make living here just that much harder than it already is for mortals."

You strode closer to Cardan, persistence on your face. His eyes widened slightly, but the daring smirk never faltered from his lips.

Just as you two were chest to chest, you spoke, "answer now, Cardan, what is it you really wanted to tell me?"

"I've already told you, (Y/N). I think you're admirable. I think you're intriguing. I think there is something about you that keeps drawing me in. Something so pulling, it's frustrating how much I think of you."

No words left your mouth. How could they when your jaw laid open the way it was.

Cardan chuckled. "Now, another reason I wanted you here. I must ask: I know you mortals can lie, something we folk can not do, but how are you so good at pretending?"

Your eyebrows furrowed slightly. "Pretending?"

Cardan's smirk only grew, "pretending you aren't in love with me, that is."

The world had stopped. It felt like your entire world had shattered. This was quite possibly the last thing you thought Cardan would get you alone for.

Anyone with eyes could see that Cardan Greenbriar was gorgeous. All of his kind were gorgeous, but he had exceptional beauty. Beside that, you couldn't find one characteristic about him that you had liked. Sure, maybe he stopped Nicasia from hurting you further than she would have. And by the way Jude recalled his cruelty before they met you, it seemed to have subsided quite a bit since you met him. That still doesn't change the fact that he is cruel, and has been for a long time.

"Cat got your tongue?"

You shook your head clear from your thoughts. "No. Just confused how you could possibly think I would be in love with you."

"You want to know how I know you're in love with me, despite what you might believe?" Cardan grinned and closed the already small space between you two. "Because I know how insufferable you find me. I know how I get under your skin, how you lay awake thinking of how much you hate me. I know this because I feel the same towards you, and despite my feelings of irritation with you, I still find myself completely infatuated by you."

"You are?" You questioned, voice so quiet you might barely have heard it, but Cardan sure did.

He grinned. "Oh, yes. I have been infatuated with you from the moment I laid eyes on you. I wasn't lying earlier when I told Nicasia I'd like her to leave your face the way it is. I think you are pretty for a mortal. You give off this glow and iridescence. You are unlike any other mortal I've come across. The way you've kept me up at night, the way I am excited to see you just to have our little spat had me confused for the longest time. Eventually, I just couldn't take it anymore and I’ve decided to act on it."

You couldn't take it anymore. Everything Cardan said resonated so deeply with you. Somehow he knew exactly how you felt. The way you hated him, the way you were angry with yourself when you thought of him so often, everything he said he felt is exactly what you were going through as well.

You decided, if Cardan was going to act on his confusing feelings, you would act on yours as well.

Already chest to chest, you reached up and gripped Cardan hair, tight enough to hurt, and kissed him with all of the pent up anger and hatred for him you had.

If Cardan was surprised, he didn't seem it. He gripped onto your waist and kissed you back with so much ferocity it made your knees weak.

It was hot, and it was unlike any kiss you've ever had before. Kissing Cardan was unleashing something so deep inside of you. All of your confused feelings for him wrapped up all into a long-awaited kiss.

Gasping for air, you and Cardan separated, though not fully. While you were no longer kissing, you had yet to pull your fingers from the tangles of his hair, and he had no plans of letting go of his hold on your waist.

"I still hate you," you said breathlessly.

Cardan smiled, he actually smiled and replied, "I think I hate you more."

[cadriox]

DracoEd broke into my house one day and made their bed here ever since

Through the Gate by Preelikeswriting: https://archiveofourown.org/series/781794

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[royalthorned]

the carrow twins

[black-leather-sketchbook]

[padfootastic]

“the way they acted around him in third year is the biggest eg of this for me. so yeah, i think that plays in here a bit too” <- do you have any meta regarding this? like, im curious about what specific examples stood out to you the most, but i also just really like reading your meta lol

ooh hello anon!! (also,,,this is the literal first time anyone has called my ramblings a meta i am squealing rn)

but okay, bear with me, because i’ve not….really thought this through haha (+ it’s been an Age since i’ve read the books so source material knowledge is spotty)

it’s just, the entire PoA arc made me so uncomfortable on behalf of harry because no one ever told him anything? like, yes, that is the theme of his life and ootp is another example of how shitty it was for him and how devastating the consequences were but on like. a personal level. picture this, right?

you’re trying to escape ur abusive hellhole by going to the only escape available to u (which is, not so coincidentally, also a murderous cesspit but alas) but surprise! there is a magical mass murderer on the loose. cool, okay, that’s everyone else’s problem, ur literally just trying to have a normal year, maybe learn some magic, fly some brooms, play quidditch, and try to make it to hogsmeade (another big fail bc boo orphans amirite?). but nope, everyone and their grandma keeps trying to lock you up and warning u to stay away from this serial killer because….? clearly the reasons aren’t important but harry has to stay inside, shit his gob, and not do anything. the definition of ‘shut up, sit there, and look pretty’

literally the only person to make an effort is mr weasley and even he has to do it in secret lest he get reprimanded for…telling a kid to take care of themselves? i don’t think i’ll ever understand why so many adults in the WW think basic info is so dangerous but ok. right, so, on top of all this not telling harry, he’s also being treated like some reckless, adrenaline junkie ass fool?? like people are out here ominously going ‘promise you won’t go after sirius black’ while our boy is just confused like?? WHY??? he literally does not know anything and honestly, if everyone hadn’t stoked the fans so much, he probably wouldn’t have either.

this is partly why i think they just looked at him like a symbol or something, not an actual person, because if they genuinely cared about his safety, they would try harder right? but it seems to me like they just didn’t want the boy who lived to be hurt, or for voldy’s right hand man to come back and finish the job. terrible for public safety & spirit, that.

and then, the cherry on top of this shitcake is just. remus mf lupin. that man in poa was in fine form (beat only by his incredible cameo in dh during the trio’s hunt). with audacity lining his entire form, he not only manages to keep everything a secret from harry (including his parents, sirius’ animagus form, and their relationship), he also somehow scrounges up the gall to shame harry?? and for what, trying to do something everyone else is, that he’s been denied for no discernible reason (he doesn’t know why sirius is a threat, all he would see at that point was his head of house reinforcing the dursleys)? and not only does he do this in an extremely personal way (and not as a professor calling him to task for breaking rules) but he also tells him he’s disgracing his parents SACRIFICE???? the first time he brings up harry’s parents with him and it’s to tell him, famously an orphan, that they’d be ASHAMED OF HIM??? lord on earth. i would throw hands.

so *clears throat* ignoring how i went off the rails for a second there, that’s largely it. all the professors acting like he should take informed decisions with the maturity of an adult when they haven’t told him anything, while at the same time treating him with this weird dichotomy of too familiar and like a stranger? which i think harry gets a lot from everyone around him. they act like they’re close to him but they don’t actually treat him like that. it’s extremely on the surface. i feel like this also reinforces snape’s idea that harry gets special treatment, is seen as a celebrity etc etc. because on the face of it, yeah, they’re all centering him, but they’re not doing it in any meaningful capacity ykno?

sure, harry should be safe but why? what makes him any different from the others? and really, if they actually cared about his safety, why is he in danger every couple minutes? where are the adults then? i don’t think harry is ever seen in the entire series, not by anyone but sirius, which really just makes him that much more important in the grand scheme of things (and harry’s life)

[y0url0verb0y]

More mood boards 🫶🏽🫶🏽 Wolfstar 🐺⭐️

[cvbullshit]

Incorrect Quotes with the Aurora Brumbley AU

Aurora: Why does Jr look so sad?

Draco: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes.

Aurora: And...?

Draco: He got Neville.

Aurora: Yo, is Neville sleeping or dead?

Barty Crouch Jr: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Draco: Yeah, so did I.

Neville: Okay, first of all, fuck you-

*The squad is having dinner together*

Vince: Gregory, can you pass the salt?

Goyle: *Throws Connor across the table*

Goyle: I really like this 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Connor: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Vince isn't.

Goyle, going over Connor's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Connor: Yes Goyle: Okay... may I know what you create? Connor: Problems.

Goyle: Guys… the headmaster just called— Abby: It was Colin! Colin: It was Ian! Ian: It was Kaylee! Kaylee: It was me!

Goyle: Time for plan G. Abby: Don't you mean plan B? Goyle: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Ian: What about plan D? Goyle: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Colin: What about plan E? Goyle: I'm hoping not to use it. Kaylee dies in plan E. Kaylee: I like plan E.

Goyle: What does “take out” mean? Colin: Food. Abby: Dating. Kaylee: Murder. Ian: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

Barty Crouch Jr: Watcha got there..? Aurora: petting a ostrich A smoothie.

Aurora: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind. Barty Crouch Jr: Thank god.

Aurora: Go to Hell Barty Crouch Jr, tearing up: I wish I could

Aurora: God, give me patience. Barty Crouch Jr: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Aurora: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Pansy: Look at the buns on that guy! Barty Crouch Jr: lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns Goyle:: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! Pansy:: I'm not going back to jail!

Pansy: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Barty Crouch Jr: * turning to Goyle* How tall are you?

Pansy: Barty Crouch Jr, I am questioning your sanity… Goyle: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start.

Pansy: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Barty Crouch Jr: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Pansy: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Barty Crouch Jr: But I heard a siren. Moaning Myrtle: That was Peeves. Peeves: Sorry, I got nervous.

Pansy: You're smiling. What happened? Moaning Myrtle: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Peeves: Barty Crouch Jr tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Pansy, about Barty Crouch Jr: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group. Moaning Myrtle: Are we stealing him? Peeves: New or used? Pansy: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Pansy: Screams Barty Crouch Jr: * Screams louder to assert dominance* Moaning Myrtle: Should we do something?! Peeves, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Pansy: Count me in! Barty Crouch Jr: Who the hell are you?! Pansy: Oh, you know my sister! She worked at Wendy's. Barty Crouch Jr: Oh yeah, Moaning Myrtle! How is she doing? Pansy: Oh yeah, not too good. She's been dead for the past month. Peeves: What the hell, she didn't tell us!

Pansy: Can I be frank with you guys? Barty Crouch Jr: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help. Moaning Myrtle: Can I still be Moaning Myrtle? Peeves: Shh, let Frank speak.

[neilperrydeservedbetter1959]

idk i just really feel like the black brothers were iron deficient

[winnie-the-monster]

What's the first book series you binged read?

It was Harry Potter and the Chronicles of Narnia

[xysidhe]

Alright- Normally I'm pretty anti-Snape. Or at least any Canon accurate Snape. But

BUT

There is some fanon Snape (basically gutting his entire character which I'm fine with) that I jive with.

And I had an idea.

So for a story/fic/prompt.

A Maleficentesque Snape, where he finds a young Harry and has a very similar relationship to him as Maleficient and Aurora. Sort of hateful protection growing into true care and love over the years. Harry thinking he has a fairy godfather because things keep happening. (Food appearing in his cupboard, Petunia getting spoked and moving him to the spare room earlier. Dudley and his pals getting scared off from bullying him) there's a lot of ways this can evolve.

I'd write this myself if I didn't have too many other things to focus on. So consider it an idea up for adoption.

[imsiriuslyreading]

True Love Way

The bass was vibrating all through the ground, travelling from the soles of his feet to the ends of his curly hair, making him feel electrically charged and anxious to get into the thick of it all. On their way down to the hub of the event, they got talking to other attendees as they walked . Remus looked around at the varying types and creeds of people surrounding them, and found that was probably his favourite part of the day so far. Aside from the sheer volume of people who had come out in support of it all, the fact that their ages ranged from the tiniest babies he thought he’d ever seen, to people easily in their late 80s/early 90s, hobbling along slowly but happily. Just thrilled to be involved. And Remus thought how incredible a thing it was to see old people there. Not only because, often, he expected people from that generation to be closed-minded - especially in the town he and Marlene were from. But because in both real life and media, it felt like a rare piece of magic to see gay people happily growing old together. The stories of the hardships, the failures, the homophobia and the struggles are so often shared far and wide. But the domestic life of queer people who had found love in one another and lived happily and fulfilled, people didn’t seem to find that as important to share. Remus swallowed down a lump in his throat as he watched them all, finding the quiet, private moments amongst all the loud to be the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen.

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Respectfully I Am Going Insane <3

This Is Amazing! I Love The Changes You Made It Makes My Original Insanity Much More Coherent Also Your Design For Danny Is Very Gender <3

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[ventieblog]

it be so cool to hang out with a group of people and not get misgendered.

i fucking miss when had queer friend night once a week. just like a solid 4+ hours a week where everyone in a room didnt she/her me.

i mean i live with my partner now. and they are great and dont mess up. but also they dont count ya know.

like they do, but its not the same.

im just exhausted.

the fucking worst part was realizing one of the people I corrected multiple times was someone who was in the first dozen of people i came out too. like fucking 2016 baby nonbinary going with they/them pronouns. its been 8 fucking years my good bitch. like get with it.

[kairoschant]

my fic tastes at heart are just somebody who read a lot of Maya's drarry. in fact I think I still have the ebooks on my phone somewhere