#i was drunk for half of it
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Always Favors You
Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!
"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.
All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.
Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.
"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.
The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)
The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.
"Jason Peter Todd,
You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.
Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.
Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.
You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.
Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.
PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.
I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.
Ah, one more thing.
The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."
Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Danny and Jason are half brothers#Fright Knight#Clockwork mention#Jason saved baby Danny when Willis came home drunk one night and their mom was out of her mind at the moment#Danny had been crying for food and Willis was getting annoyed#Jason managed to run off with baby Danny to a few towns over and put him in a baby box before getting caught a few other towns over by cops#and was shipped back to Gotham#kept his mouth shut about where he put his brother and took any punishment that came afterwords#It set up the timeline where Danny is going to become the Infinite Realms new King#Hence why the kinda sentient Realms 'rewarded' Jason later on when he died aka bringing him back to life#I love the idea of a kinda sentient Realms tbh#it loves Danny because he's been helping rebuild and mend the Realms#Danny is its fav King thus favors those related to him#well everyone but Willis#he's in Walkers prison btw#I want Jason to go tbh and see how every ghost is getting everything ready for the coronation#its chaotic yet organized somehow#I want more Danny's coronation stories#Like I love already King or just finding out Prince Danny but we need more coronation ones tbh
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in brazil we went hunting
it was hard finding time to draw while i was in korea but i finally finished this beast on the plane! max verstappen brazil 2024 you are so special to me
also feel free to use as a wallpaper!
alt versions under the cut
#took forever trying to figure out the crop so hopefully this one is good enough#also really hoping it looks ok#i was drawing in the dark to not disturb the people sitting next to me so i can’t tell if the colors make sense#also also half of this was drawn while drunk. so i REALLY have no idea if any of the lines make sense either LMAO#need the art version of no beta we die like ___ bc that’s me rn#anyways! hope ppl like it#mv33#f1#f1 fanart#max verstappen#mv1#my art#max verstappen fanart#brazil gp 2024
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the saw bathroom isnt unrealistic that's just what public men's bathrooms are like. liquids onthe floor in there
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SOME BAGGINSHIELD FINALLY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#WHAT IF THEY WERE TEACHERS#WHAT IF ON SOME KIND OF PARTY BILBO GOT DRUNK AND JUST COULDN'T TAKE THORIN'S CLUELESS ASS ANYMORE#WHAT IF THORIN DID HIS HAIR IN A HALF PONYTAIL WITH SOME FANCY BRAIDS FOR FANCY OCCASIONS#WHAT IF I JUST STARTED BITING#sandwichart#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#the hobbit#fanart
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🇨🇱FELICES FIESTAS PATRIAS!!🇨🇱
Ya paso el 18 pero— 🤷🏽🕺🏽🎉
Creo que Aiden va gustar mucho el Moto con Huesillo— especialmente por el durazno adentro LSXKDKZK
Si tiene fruta va a comer como loco—
I MAY BE LATE FOR THE 18TH BUT NOT FOR THE CELEBRATION!!! HAHA!!!! HAPPY PATRIAS FOR ALL MY CHILEAN HOMIES~!!!
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・⋆.ೃ࿔*:・⋆.ೃ࿔*:・⋆.ೃ࿔*:・⋆.ೃ࿔*:・⋆.ೃ࿔*:
#cloudyart#welcome home oc#aiden acreage#art#digital art#drawing#oc#welcome home#fiestas patrias#chile#fiestas patrias 2024#18 de septiembre#moto con huesillo#half considered drawing him with terremoto but then hed be drunk—#i might doodle that for the funny later#drunk aiden being more talkative and cuddle bug haha!#silly silly!
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Forever & Always Paulkins ?
Orr Tinkoffski 👀
The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.
#ok let me ramble abt F&A real quick#paul is such a himbo in this one and no one talks abt that#i love nmt cuz it really shows how fucked up paul is#doesnt listen to his wife at all. gets drunk on half a beer. kills people. is a clone. later turns into a cat#im an emma kinnie not bc i relate to her but bc i also would kill for paul /j#nightmare time#paulkins#emma perkins#paul matthews#daiwild#ask tag
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*sees a girl with heavy eyeliner*
My brain: oooh marlene mckinnon core
*sees a Queen/Bowie vinyl*
My brain: Sirius Black vibes!!!
*sees strawberry cupcakes*
My brain: so Lily Evans coded!!
*sees a rat*
My brain: PETER?????
#for legal reasons im not drunk but ive texted half my friends about it so#in my brain the PETER??? is shouting which rn feels funny#GOSH I GOTA GO TO SLEEP#its not even late but#yk what screw ‘for legal reasons’ no police ofucer is on tumbrl. i had an aperol and it was HEAVY#the fact that i texted half my friends about this proves i need to get a lufe#*life#marauders era#the marauders#marauders#sirius black#marlene mackinnon#lily evans#peter pettigrew
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I saw a post that inspired me lmao
#They've only been there for half an hour and Margie's already drunk.#Hi-Note#Magritte#Rafael#I can't draw well today but I sure tried lmfao
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Transcript:
No... How can this be?
Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...
Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!
You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.
And now we’re going to get drunk together.
That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!
And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.
And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…
EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#please ignore chat saying 'oh brother this guy stinks' there are just being judgmental over the boxed wine#its cheaper ok. be nice. he got fired.#i want to get drunk off my ass with gabe it would not end well but i want to#chat how would v1 drink#option 1 - just pours it on themselves#option 2 - someone has to drink it and then v1 can absorb it from their blood#i think option 2. for. um. the plot :]#daddy's sippy cup implies that it could belong to the father but then he says its his favorite wine glass. the implications of this.#who is calling him daddy. other than himself. did he give himself that title#sweetie half my twitter timeline refers to you as their wife
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Fe3h Golden Deer Night Out + Hubert, because originally I was gonna draw all the houses, but believe it or not I always had something higher priority to do lol
#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#2023 art#fe3h#fire emblem#golden deer#hubert von vestra#as a treat for you tumblr users here were the other drunk jokes I had planned:#alcohol making Bernie's anxiety worse so she hides under the bar#linhardt having one drink and joining the floor pile#Dorothea & Ferdie trying to sing a bar song neither of them really remember#so they try to correct each other by singing louder than the other#Sylvain trying to get up on a table but Dimitri breaks in in half because he was arm wrestling#and then Sylvain joins the floor pile#that was as far as I got
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Same spouse!!!
my personal headcanon is that every player with this item is married to every other player with it
that's hilarious. accepted
#personally i just mentally lump in every npc the scoundrel WOULD marry that isnt properly marriageable#the blind pianist is part of the procession. in my heart.#ask#fallen london#tbh the scoundrel has a lot of attachment and... shall we say. commitment issues. dedication issues.#they're probably a very hard to get along with spouse and im not entirely confident half of the procession arent like#random interactions they had one night and then drunk way too much absinthe and suddenly woke up married to them.#as you do.#but also there maybe is a speck of the capacity for love SOMEWHERE in their little heart. MAYBE. if you squint#rrrrrrrreeeeaaaallllyyyy hard. and pull out a microscope. and tune it all the way up. and use a second additional microscope.#there just might be a speck in there. it's like the grinch but they just get worse instead#also i think caeru is part of the procession probably solely for tax reasons or something and they're Both petty and squabbling over it#scoundrelventures
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Hand practice... Yeah just hand practice
(now with a Lucifer Version )
#hand practice#size difference#alastor x reader#just....#hands are hard but i dont hate them#half drunk doodz#frosted go to sleep#hundred likes and ill draw Lucifer's next
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könig is the type to drink milk and actually enjoy it...🥛
he especially loves strawberry flavoured milk, he drinks it far too often, and goes through a litre in one single day.
he drinks more milk than he does water, it's his favourite.
#can't relate#i haven't had a drop of water and it's half 9 at night#or milk (i haven't drunk milk in months)#orla speaks#könig x you#könig x reader#könig x y/n#konig x you#konig x reader#konig x y/n#konig mw2#konig modern warfare
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It’s my birthday tomorrow so I had to draw my boys 😏.
#my art#digital art#illustration#artists on tumblr#comic books#comics#dc fanart#edward nygma#jonathan crane#it’s my birthday#and I’m drunk#Eddie is a pretty boy#who is applying the lipstick#😏😏😏#scarecrow is vibing with his crows#and I love him#i love them both#scriddler#scriddler sketches#my birthday gift to myself#the riddler#scarecrow dc#dc comics#my sons#I drank half a bottle of wine
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I like how younger Xie Lian just does not know how to curse properly, even after growing up with Qi Rong and Feng Xin. Like my sunshine child decided not to retain ANY of that?? It's so funny to me. It's like he grew up with foul-mouthed sailors and still only knows one or two curse words
#qi rong has those creative insults too#and xie lian half-drunk's like... what are curse words?#i dont know any 😭#they would have been very useful in this situation if I'm being honest#fuck?#that's all I know#xie lian#qi rong#feng xin#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing
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hello friends it's quincyposting hours
I was having a shit day where everything went wrong so I decided to doodle for a bit then there he was, the gorgeous warframe man...
everything went wrong here too, his color palette is all fucked up and I missed some details but he looks fine. enough for me to post this
#i may or may not be half drunk rn that's why everything looks weird#warframe#warframe fanart#warframe 1999#quincy isaacs#artists on tumblr
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