#i was at the wedding
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frogwithgun · 3 months ago
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Time to c-c-c-c-cope!
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"Do you think we don't actually exist? Like we're just a figment of someone's imagination?"
The clock on the nightstand reads 2:40am. Geto blinks and turns to his side where he's meet with bright blue eyes and a mop of white hair. "I think you should stop talking and go to sleep." Gojo pouts and nods.
Geto turns back on his side and closes his eyes again. Sleep slowly taking over. The bedsheets rustle and there's a dull thud. One which wakes up Geto. "Did you fall off the bed again?" No response. He wants to ignore it. He really does. But-
"No. Clearly you don't love me anymore." Geto covers his face with his hands while Gojo lays on the floor with a pillow hugged tightly to his body. "You are a dumbass."
"But I'm your dumbass."
"Get your ass back in bed."
"Ok! I love you Suguboo!"
"Love you too dumbass."
And Geto closes his eyes peacefully. Sleep once again taking over.
"Do crabs think fish fly?"
"Get out."
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horangslay · 3 months ago
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Calvin Klein Mingyu & Calvin Klein Jungkook are married
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months ago
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
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mikurinkuwu · 2 months ago
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i learnt the word yuri before lesbian as a kid
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soaked-doors · 3 months ago
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pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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10 years later
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silverskyeline · 14 days ago
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ੈ♡˳ 'violence is our love language' deadpool and wolverine (2024)
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xshinina · 2 years ago
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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misslovasstuff · 6 months ago
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GUYS GUYS SOMEBODY SAID THAT SANJI ALWAYS LEAVES HIS RING FINGER OPEN
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wolfienation · 25 days ago
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absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.
agatha on the other hand is the snarky girl who gets into arguements with her teacher about the smallest details in the lecture and is constantly getting detention for cursing someone out. she's top of all her classes tho.
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150151 · 8 months ago
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no thoughts. just anya taylor-joys anatomically correct heart cakes at her wedding
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frogwithgun · 3 months ago
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More…more marriage headcannons pls
I'm actually so glad you asked bc I have so many of them rn
So let's dive into a couple more marriage headcannons with Satosugu!
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Since Getos hair is so long sometimes Gojo will just find random strands of black hair around the house
Gojo absolutely spoils Geto
No matter how many times Geto asks him not to
Geto is one of those people who cannot stay still while they sleep
And Gojo is one of those people who sleep like a statue
Because of that there have been times that Geto has pushed Gojo off the bed in his sleep
When Gojo gets home from work the first thing Geto does is remove his blindfold
Geto has some sort of grudge with that blindfold
(Maybe it was from when they used it together 👀)
Don't think I've forgotten about Getos daughters tho
In my mind they most definitely adopted them together and are very happily raising them (I need to write about them sometime)
Geto is 100% the favorite parent tho
Finally Geto and Gojo are not allowed to go on missions together because Gojo gets distracted by him to much
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Thank you for asking anon! I never thought someone would ask for these lol. But I'm glad to provide more 💚
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crustaceousfaggot · 1 year ago
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Crane Wives songs will be like *folk guitar intro* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. I am a wolf in the river. I am worried that I'm too volatile to ever be in a stable relationship. *guitar interlude with some percussion now* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. There is ash in my hair. I am so tired all the time. I think I'm a bad person.
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i-love-you-just-the-same · 1 month ago
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something I do a lot without even meaning to is call people babe, honey, sweetheart, etc, but it's usually in a context that's a joke not like just in passing etc. it's the southern or the whore in me, idk. it's not even flirty, I just do it for the silliness. but when someone does something especially nice for me I occasionally go "you're the love of my life" or "we're getting married." no idea why I chose to express myself this way, but usually it gets a blush or a giggle (very rarely do I do this to a man).
however, I would do it to simon riley.
it's some small task that would only take ten minutes max. he brought you a sandwich from the mess or he finished up a bit of paperwork for you. so you forget yourself in glee and it slips out.
"Riley, we're getting married"
he freezes as you chirp out a "thanks babe!" as an afterthought and munch while filling out a health survey.
he just stares at you, nods, and heads off. you thought that'd be the end of it until he turns up an hour later with a bountonniere and a bouquet. he shoves the later at you.
"heard you say you liked these once" he mumbles as he sits down beside you. you look up confused at him.
"Riley, what are these for?" you say with a little grin. you've never got flowers from anyone before.
"my wife gets what she wants. always." he says, placing a hand on your thigh. "c'mon. not open much longer."
your eyes widen at his words. he tugs you up and out, asking if you have anything you want to wear or should you guys stop somewhere to pick up a dress. he swears he won't look beforehand, he'll just see you at the courthouse in it. he'll pay and he's got a dinner reservation afterward, sorry it's not before! do you want to take his last name?
please, doll, call him simon.
gaz is going to do pictures and price and soap will be witnesses. he's sorry it's rushed bird, but the quicker it's official the quicker he can start his husbandly duties.
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mrrooneydoodle · 4 months ago
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xo-codbby · 2 months ago
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getting married to price/ghost/gaz or soap but it's him that's more of a bridezilla than you
truthfully he's just firm and doesn't play about with you 🙂‍↕️🫡
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someone didn't like the music? he doesn't take requests from anyone, this is his wife's fav song and that's that
someone bitching about a wedding detail? they're no longer invited, problem solved. there's the door
someone complaining about your outfit not being traditional and trying to get you to wear something else? invite is rescinded ‼️‼️ he'll be damned if your special day is ruined
someone whining about the lack of alcohol? graciously walks them to the door and slams it in their face because absolutely no one is talking to him with that much attitude
wedding planner is taking too long? move over, he'll just have to handle this himself like the pro he is
pesky family members trying to convince you guys to do your wedding a certain way? "she doesn't like and neither do i. so no" "but it'll-" "i said no"
he just simply doesn't care to please anyone but you, your feelings always come first to him 🤍
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