#i was at the wedding

[frogwithgun]

Time to c-c-c-c-cope!

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"Do you think we don't actually exist? Like we're just a figment of someone's imagination?"

The clock on the nightstand reads 2:40am. Geto blinks and turns to his side where he's meet with bright blue eyes and a mop of white hair. "I think you should stop talking and go to sleep." Gojo pouts and nods.

Geto turns back on his side and closes his eyes again. Sleep slowly taking over. The bedsheets rustle and there's a dull thud. One which wakes up Geto. "Did you fall off the bed again?" No response. He wants to ignore it. He really does. But-

"No. Clearly you don't love me anymore." Geto covers his face with his hands while Gojo lays on the floor with a pillow hugged tightly to his body. "You are a dumbass."

"But I'm your dumbass."

"Get your ass back in bed."

"Ok! I love you Suguboo!"

"Love you too dumbass."

And Geto closes his eyes peacefully. Sleep once again taking over.

"Do crabs think fish fly?"

"Get out."

[horangslay]

Calvin Klein Mingyu & Calvin Klein Jungkook are married

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[mikurinkuwu]

i learnt the word yuri before lesbian as a kid

[ghosted-jazz]

Soldier, Poet, Kings

Bonus wallpaper version with just Joel:

[silverskyeline]

ੈ♡˳ 'violence is our love language' deadpool and wolverine (2024)

[soaked-doors]

pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)

[hinamie]

10 years later

[150151]

no thoughts. just anya taylor-joys anatomically correct heart cakes at her wedding

[uswrmagenta]

[hcnnibal]

[frogwithgun]

More…more marriage headcannons pls

I'm actually so glad you asked bc I have so many of them rn

So let's dive into a couple more marriage headcannons with Satosugu!

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Since Getos hair is so long sometimes Gojo will just find random strands of black hair around the house

Gojo absolutely spoils Geto

No matter how many times Geto asks him not to

Geto is one of those people who cannot stay still while they sleep

And Gojo is one of those people who sleep like a statue

Because of that there have been times that Geto has pushed Gojo off the bed in his sleep

When Gojo gets home from work the first thing Geto does is remove his blindfold

Geto has some sort of grudge with that blindfold

(Maybe it was from when they used it together 👀)

Don't think I've forgotten about Getos daughters tho

In my mind they most definitely adopted them together and are very happily raising them (I need to write about them sometime)

Geto is 100% the favorite parent tho

Finally Geto and Gojo are not allowed to go on missions together because Gojo gets distracted by him to much

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Thank you for asking anon! I never thought someone would ask for these lol. But I'm glad to provide more 💚

[glitzbot]

it was an absolute JOY to illustrate this stolitz wedding kiss for TrebleRose89's fic What Happens In Vegas as part of the Helluva Bang event!

please give it a read to see how the rest of this perfectly imperfect wedding goes, you won't regret it!

and shout out to Berriedtreasur3 for designing the majority of the human disguises for this!

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[misslovasstuff]

GUYS GUYS SOMEBODY SAID THAT SANJI ALWAYS LEAVES HIS RING FINGER OPEN

[wolfienation]

absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.

agatha on the other hand is the snarky girl who gets into arguements with her teacher about the smallest details in the lecture and is constantly getting detention for cursing someone out. she's top of all her classes tho.