#i was OBSESSED with this game when I was like 11-15

[unhinged-simp]

Hello~ I've been lurking for awhile but I haven't seen anyone ask...

What are your most and least favorite characters in TDB? Your favorite chapter? Idk, I want to hear your opinions! Hear you simp along with us! 💛

Spoilers for chapter 13, though I don’t go that in depth with it. Also this is so long. Also thank you for asking, I really could go more into why I love these characters, but I stopped myself.

Honestly, I like most of the characters. I do have specific favorites though. I usually just count the characters I think about the most out of others my favorites.

My all time favorite is Subaru. I just randomly started liking him before his chapter even came out. I love when he shows up because I eat up every scene he’s in, and I love when they put him in chapters that aren’t Hotarubi, especially chapter 11. He was so cute during that chapter, not like he isn’t just cute in general. He’s also very pretty too. (I still don’t have his standard SSR, sob) I feel like there’s a lot we don’t know about him, and I’m excited to see what it is. He just means a lot to me.

My second favorite varies, but I’m probably going to say it’s Rui. He was the character I picked when I first started the game. I do remember them calling him a playboy, and I was kinda worried they’d go down the pervy playboy route, but I was happy they didn’t. He is such an interesting character and I’m also excited to learn more about him. He’s another character that means a lot to me.

My third favorite also varies, but most often it’s Kaito. Originally I wasn’t really into him, I just enjoyed him because he was silly. Then chapter 9 happened, and my whole view on him changed. Of course he’s still silly, but I genuinely think he’s super cool. I hope we learn more about him and his family.

My fourth favorite is probably Romeo. Originally I didn’t like him that much due to his attitude, but he’s another one that chapter 9 made me like. I saw how pretty he was and changed my mind. At that point I just liked him because he’s pretty, but I’ve gotten to the point where I enjoy his attitude.

I have some others that I don’t really number, just characters that I like and sometimes forget.

Like Jin. I absolutely love the icy tsundere but actually kind of soft to the one they like trope that he has. Plus he’s just insanely hot, totally did enjoy it when he pinned the MC to the wall in chapter 1. This recent chapter was also amazing for all of the Jin scenes in it.

Sho is another one I really like. I mean he’s literally the whole boyfriend package. He’s kind and caring, he can cook you amazing meals, he can protect you. Like what’s there to not like about him?

Haku! I like Haku too. Like why does bro have to be so hot? While I do find him kind of suspicious, he’s also very kind to MC, and I really enjoy that. I really wished we knew more about him! Maybe Chapter 15(if it is about the Hotarubi trio). I also think it’s funny how during new years, he doesn’t ask the MC on a date, but Rui and Kaito do(my friend and I joked that they sacrificed Haku’s flirtiness to give Rui and Kaito a chance).

Oh, and I absolutely love Ren too! He’s probably number 5 in the list of characters I think about. Especially when he had the puppy ears and tail. I don’t even know why, but I’m absolutely obsessed with puppyboy Ren. Before we even saw him in the episode I wanted those ears and tail to be real so badly. He’s also incredibly relatable to me.

As for my least favorite characters, I only have one I really don't like, and that’s Ed. He just acts insanely creepy in a way I hate, especially around the MC. The way he texts I absolutely hate, and it gives me brain damage every time I see it. I just want to go, “okay grandpa, it’s time for bed.” Everytime he speaks. At least he confirmed the Kykkos thing.

I don’t really enjoy Leo’s attitude, but I don’t mind him that much, so he gets an honorable mention here.

I have a lot of favorite chapters, it’s really hard to pick just one.

I really liked chapter 12, Jabberwock was a breath of fresh air and I love all of them. Plus the anomaly for that chapter was super cool.

Chapter 9 is also another of my favorites. I liked the group of characters they picked. I love the crumbs of Jiro and Zenji lore, and I want more. The Halloween outfits were all some of my favorites. I thought the anomaly in this chapter was so cool.

Chapter 10 broke me, but I love it too. Like I felt so bad for Lyca and Rui. We got to learn more about Rui’s curse! The maid/butler aesthetic was also really fun.

I also liked chapter 13 as well. I’m glad they didn’t hide the gore at all. The twist caught me off guard. We got to learn more about Tohma which is pretty neat. Jinnnnnnnn!!!! and Kaitoooo!! Luca was also nice to have around again, I forgot how enjoyable he was. The anomalies were so cooollll, I’ve been loving the recent anomaly designs a lot.

Lastly, I like chapter 5. I know there isn’t a lot in it, but the Zenji plot twist was so amazing that I really enjoy it. Plus we get Subaruuu and Hakuu.

I hope you enjoyed reading this, it definitely made me think.

[plastic2000s]

Yoville, social virtual world game by Zynga (2008)

Later purchased by Big Viking Games and renamed "Yoworld" (2014)

[sunflowerhae]

GG! (Good Game!) 👾🌀👾 (L.DH)

Summary: Famous YouTuber and Streamer y/n just moved in next door to scholastic loser haechan! No sweat for him! No big deal! Not like he has her picture above his computer! Not like he owns her merch that he stayed up all night to get! Not like he cried when she started playing his favorite video game! Not like he’s completely and utterly obsessed with her and all his friends know it!

Oh wait…Major deal.

Genre: SMAU (with occasional written parts) , loser college student!Haechan x streamer fem! Reader, somewhat strangers to ???, fluff, angst, mostly just haechan being obsessed with reader (you’re welcome delulu fans!)

Starring: All members of NCT DREAM, all members of AESPA, Jaehyun (NCT)

Warnings: profanity, sexual themes and language, mentions of obsessive behavior, y’all are NAWT going to like y/n sorry 😫☺️‼️

Playlist: punch, NCT 127 // about you, The 1975 // the adults are talking, The Strokes // disco, Surf Curse // from the ritz to the rubble, Arctic Monkeys // spy?, WHOKILLEDXIX // mass anasthesia, Mediavolo

Notice: all depictions of artists are fictional and no way represent who these artists are in real life. Any similarities are simply coincidence. All pictures are taken randomly from Pinterest. Anything you would like to see removed, please message me PRIVATELY and it will be discussed.

Notes: yay! I’m so excited for yall to read this UGH. I’ve been wanting to get back into the swing of writing recently, and I’ve been super obsessed with SMAU’s and thought I’d try it out. Lmk what u think! I love a boy obsessed w me so it felt only right to make this. Enjoy! 🌀👾💥

Status: Completed (01.29.25)

P R O F I L E S

The Flops™️ | extra |

Bad Girls Club | extra |

Intro

Ch. 1 - the worlds tiniest violin

Ch. 2 - that dog in u

Ch. 3 - MISANDRIST

Ch. 4 - I need a gun

Ch. 5 - manifesting 🫶

Ch. 6 - wattpad fanfiction (written)

Ch. 7 - Lala land

Ch. 8 - check engine light

Ch. 9 - chat is this real (Bonus)

Ch. 10 - The Friendzone™️

Ch. 11 - lil dude

Ch. 12 - #virgin

Ch. 13- Renselle 4 life

Ch. 14 - suicide not postponed!

Ch. 15 - don’t HMU ❌

Ch. 16 - u broke him 💀

Ch. 17 - FTCU by Nicki Minaj (written)

Ch. 18 - lover boy

Ch. 19 - 12 baddies 1 Porsche

Ch. 20 - idiot

Ch. 21 - FUCKING DEAN?

Ch. 22 - TINY LITTLE HICCUP

Ch. 23 - The Big One (written)

Ch. 24 - the twilight soundtrack

Ch. 25 - #thankyouy/n

Ch. 26 - ur girl is whack

Ch. 27 - Stockholm syndrome maybe?

Ch. 28 - ur grounded.

Ch. 29 - pause.

Ch. 30 - Restraining Order

Ch. 31 - I’m fine.

Ch. 32 - all hands on deck (written)

Ch. 33 - pooja, what’s this behavior?

Ch. 34 - marry me, haechan

Ch. 35 - after all, it is Christmas (written)

Ch. 36 - locked in

Epilogue

🤖 Plot questions 🤖

Y/n and Haechan’s ages

☆ Main Masterlist ☆

[dollfaceksj]

taste of a poison paradise | jjk (m) MASTERLIST

➥ PAIRING: jungkook x fem!reader

➥ SUMMARY: Jeon Jungkook is your junior and a great student, obsessed with anime and video games. To you, he’s a Grade A geek. However, you soon find out the reason why he’s so quiet around you is because your mutual friends have told him to stay away from you for your sake, not his. Why? You wish you weren’t so curious because now you’re determined to find out.

➥ GENRE: slowburn ⋆ angst ⋆ fuckboy!jk ⋆ e2l

➥ CATEGORY: crack drabble series (bullet-point format)

➥ WARNINGS: explicit sexual content, (eventual smut), plot twist, improv, interactive, angst, love triangle cause theres a bit of yoongi x reader, reader is curious and nosy, arguing, jealousy, jk is TOXIC and so is READER, switch!jk & switch!reader, spit kink, spanking, hairpulling, slapping, protected sex, unprotected sex (wrap it up), sad childhoods, trauma, lots of trauma, sensitive topics, minors DNI

➥ STATUS: completed

⋆ TAGLIST ⋆

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— i n d e x ↓

♢ #1 jungkook gets down like that

♢ #2 jungkook likes role-play

♢ #3 jungkook doesn’t like you

♢ #4 jungkook wants to apologize

♢ #5 jungkook doesn’t like being called a fuckboy

♢ #6 jungkook wants his expensive sneakers back

♢ #7 jungkook can only offer good dick and math notes

♢ #8 jungkook wants to talk

♢ #9 jungkook buys you a bar of kinder

♢ #10 jungkook wants you to take his bait

♢ #11 jungkook wants what’s best for you

♢ #12 jungkook doesn’t know what to do when he’s nervous

♢ #13 jungkook has some mud on his clothes

♢ #14 jungkook accepts your challenge

♢ #15 jungkook thinks you have a filthy mouth

♢ #16 jungkook can’t stop himself

♢ #17 jungkook has experience in being quiet

♢ #18 jungkook craves love and affection differently

♢ #19 jungkook wants your phone

♢ #20 jungkook doesn’t think he bares all the blame

♢ #21 jungkook thinks you have fallen for him

♢ #22 jungkook is up to date with your instagram stories

♢ #23 jungkook knows more about you than you think

♢ #24 jungkook doesn’t want to hear another word from you

♢ #25 jungkook hates everything about you

♢ #26 jungkook thinks you should end it

♢ #27 jungkook might as well admit defeat

♢ #28 jungkook wants just a little bit

♢ #29 jungkook is never drinking again

♢ #30 jungkook wants to be good to you

♢ #31 jungkook wants you to be sure

♢ #32 jungkook doesn’t want to leave

♢ #33 jungkook and mia

♢ #34 jungkook and the significance of the fallen angel

♢ #35 jungkook and his only friend

♢ #36 jungkook and his enemy

♢ the end.

— s i d e d r a b b l e s ↓

♢ #1 the one in the elevator

♢ pending…

— e x t r a s ↓

♢ playlist

♢ f.a.q.

♢ cross-posted on ao3

♢ pending…

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[certifiedposeidonhater]

PERCY JACKSON HEADCANONS!!

this is part 2! hope you guys enjoy! 💙

1. Percy took a psychology class in school and he really liked it. It was the first class he got an A in. The teacher was amazing too. One of the only teachers who really believed in Percy. And Percy profited from it. (He was good. He was really good.)

2. He’s AMAZING at card games and board games (no one else likes playing with him because he always wins (except for trivial pursuit; Annabeth always wins that one.)) And chess. He is AMAZING at chess. He is also super competitive when it comes to board games and card games. Like wayyyy too competitive. It’s a problem.

3. There was a group of older boys in his apartment building that he would hang out with sometimes. They weren’t the best people but they helped him clean up cuts and bruises he got from G*be and looked out for him. Think The Outsiders type thing maybe. He would rather be with them than be alone on the streets as an elementary school kid.

4. He tried his first cigarette when he was 9. A couple of older boys in his apartment lifted a pack and gave him one.

5. Percy has a crazy irrational fear and hatred of snakes (bc Medusa)

6. He has a GREAT intuition. Peter-tingle level great.

7. One time he accidentally led a girl on for over 3 months bc he didn’t realize she was flirting with him and he was accidentally kind of flirting back and then she found out he had a girlfriend and it was a whole thing.

8. He has a lot of scars from G*be throwing beer bottles at him. There’s a specific scar on his upper cheek from one that he always lies and says was from the minotaur. Only Grover and Chiron remember that he had that scar long before the minotaur. They never mention it though.

9. He’s super good at learning new languages because the sea stretches so far and connects everybody that it’s a representation of the ocean’s versatility? It’s just a Poseidon thing. He gets semi-conversational and then the rest just magically comes to him. It helped him pick up on Italian and Ancient Greek when he was younger. And it helped him learn Latin when he was at New Rome.

10. Languages: He knows some Italian (mostly curse words) from G*be and Nico, Ancient Greek, Greek, Latin, Spanish, and Portuguese (bc I think him and Sally are either Hispanic or Portuguese.) He also started learning French before the Battle of Manhattan bc Silena was teaching him but he gave up on it after she died. He took it up again when he was in college. He also knows some Russian (because he was involved with the mafia for a bit) and Arabic (because he got bored and decided to learn it from a neighbor when he was a kid.)

11. He has really bad depressive episodes. Only Annabeth, Grover, and his mom can get him out of them. (Beckendorf used to be able to but…yk.)

12. He desperately needs things to be clean (but not necessarily tidy) bc of all the years G*be made his room and apartment super disgusting and dirty. He’s such a clean freak. He gets annoyed and stressed out if somebody sits in/on his bed in their outside clothes. He has people take their shoes off at the door. He does the dishes as soon as they’re there (unless he’s depressed. Then he doesn’t have the energy.) He obsessively cleans his apartment daily. He CANNOT handle his place being dirty.

13. Sally grew up semi-religious and she got this fancy antique cross necklace from her mom before her mom died. It’s the only thing she’s got left of her parents. She wore it all the time because it made her feel closer to her parents. When Percy was a kid, he would take it from her jewelry box while she was at work bc it made him feel closer to her. It made him feel safe. Sally realized this and gave it to him on his birthday one year. He still has it to this day and he wears it all the time under his shirt to remind him of his roots and his childhood; to remind him of his mom.

14. He is OBSESSED with blue takis. Frank got him a ginormous bag for his birthday and Percy LOVED it.

15. He is constantly cold. It could be 80° degrees outside and he could be wearing sweats and a sweatshirt and STILL be chilly. It’s a kind of chill and cold that will never leave his bones.

16. He can fall asleep a n y w h e r e. In the middle of a restaurant, on the grass in the strawberry fields, in a bar stool, literally anywhere. But, he has to have some sort of sound in the background, it can’t be too quiet. In New Rome, he typically turns on some music or movie/tv show to provide some noise.

17. He sleeps to escape his problems, but sleeping usually doesn’t help. That makes him oversleep a lot.

18. He’s constantly exhausted, no matter how much sleep he gets. That contributes to the oversleeping. He could sleep for 12 hours and still be exhausted an hour after waking up.

19. He’s a super good driver

20. He doesn’t like cops. When he was younger, he and one of his friends were walking in the street (maybe or maybe not spray painting the side of a building.) They heard sirens and starting running. But then his friend was shot and killed 5 times by a cop in the street. Safe to say that really traumatized Percy. He looks over his shoulder and tenses up astronomically whenever he hears sirens. The only person who knows about it is Grover.

21. He uses his hands a lot when he talks

22. He HATES the phrase chef’s kiss. He doesn’t have a reason, he just doesn’t like it.

23. Silena let him borrow her lighter before the Battle of Manhattan (he needed it for some reason.) He still has it bc she died before he got the chance to give it back. He never has the heart to use it though.

24. He doesn’t have a middle name. He was never given one. So whenever Annabeth or Sally is mad at him, they just make up a new middle name for him on the spot. But eventually they ran out of good names so they just started using random words. e.g. “Perseus Aeneas Jackson” or “Perseus Soliloquy Jackson” or “Perseus Prevalence Jackson.” Thalia once called him “Perseus Mistake Jackson” and they started fighting.

25. G*be used to rub his mouth a lot, it was like a stress tic or a drunk tic or something but he did it a lot. Now Percy does it whenever he’s tired or stressed, but he tries to stop cs he hates himself (even more) for doing anything related to G*be. But focusing on it just makes him do it more.

26. When he’s upset he touches his head and face a lot. He also covers his stomach.

27. When he’s happy, he messes with his hair and hands a lot

28. He loves snow and rain to an abnormal degree

29. He used to call Beckendorf “Beck” and “Becky”

30. LOVES hugs

31. His love language is physical touch so he’s super physically affectionate with anyone he loves including his friends and family as long as they’re comfortable with it (e.g. hugs, holding hands, kisses on cheek and forehead, sitting close tg, that kinda stuff.)

32. As much as he hates it, a little part of him will always resent his mom for staying with G*be. (he will never admit it to anyone.) He, obviously, completely understands why Sally did what she did. He understands that she was protecting him, but a little part of him is still that 6 yo boy who doesn’t understand why his mom won’t leave their abusive stepdad. He can’t help but blame her a little. Logically, he completely understands that she was trying her best; that she was still a child. But that doesn’t change the fact that she wasn’t there and she put him in that situation. Yes, she was a child, and no, he doesn’t blame her necessarily, but the slight resentment is still there. He was a kid too. He needed somebody to blame. He needed a stable, safe place to live. He will never bring it up or mention it to ANYBODY. EVER. That is one of the secrets that he will forever keep to himself.

Part 2. Hope you guys enjoy!

[whispereons]

Masterlist!

I'm Whispereons and I mainly write yandere Genshin Impact fics. The SAGAU is my long time obsession if it wasn't obvious.

For ease of convenience I will have this masterlist pinned with my works, taglist, and tags used on my blog.

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City - Part 9, Part 10, Wilderness - Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18 City V2 - Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, Part 24, Part 25

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Self-aware Genshin Impact Series (incomplete): Warmth, Screen, Team Player, Over This Shit

Oneshots - Another Drink, It's tough to be a God

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Venti/Barbatoes x EOS!Reader: Planned, Protection or Possession?, Control

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day 18 of @hprecfest - a fic that makes you laugh

Little Red Courgette, by @blamebrampton - T, 31k, 2009

Summary: When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death.

Excerpt:

They each made it through a bowl of chocolate with sundry other flavours garnishing it. And three large glasses of wine. This was the only excuse Draco could find for the fact that he found himself asking Potter: 'So what's your game?'

'Quidditch,' Potter replied instantly. 'Or Exploding Snap.'

'Here. What's your game here.'

'I'm not with you.'

A part of Draco's brain screamed at him to stop, but the alcohol-soaked part, in a voice that sounded suspiciously like Smythe's, encouraged him to go on. 'Are you working with Kingsley to enlist me as your pawn in a clean out of the Ministry? You were very quick to agree when I asked you to warn The Quibbler off, was it all a ruse?'

'I thought you were engaged in your own hands-on grass-roots Ministry reform, making the one department work well, with an eye to expanding in the future,' Potter rebutted.

'Well I am, so you needn't try making use of me in your nefarious scheme.'

'I don't have a nefarious scheme.'

'So is it all a complicated plan to take some highly personal and embarrassing revenge for the Potter Stinks badges? Because that was years ago. And although I feel a little badly about it now, they were excellent work for a wizard that age.'

'They were, I was impressed. I still have one at home, you know.'

'Really?'

'Yup. I thought you were a wanker at the time, but I have to say, that was a quality Charm.'

'Thanks. So what's left? You're in the hire of someone keen to assassinate the last of the Malfoys; it's all an elaborate if somewhat clumsy plan at seduction; or you're desperate for someone to talk to now that all your friends are getting married and having children.'

'Those are my options? I'll take two, clumsy seduction.'

'Really?'

Back in 2019 when I rediscovered the joys of fanfic after over a decade out, I started off the way any (less tech-savvy) millennial would, by googling 'Drarry fanfiction'. blamebrampton's works were some of the first that I found, and I was immediately entranced. They're such an incredible variety, from the Muggle World-set Doing the Lambeth Walk, to travel fic Beneath Boundless Skies, to wartime epic (and longtime @tackytigerfic obsession) And Save Me From Bloody Men. No matter what the topic, though, blamebrampton's sense of humour always shines through in her sharp observations and witty dialogue, and in Little Red Courgette she's able to showcase this to the fullest extent. It's a hilarious examination of government bureaucracy from the world-weary point of view of one Draco Malfoy, an employee of the Office for the Volumetric Standardisation of Edible Wizarding Greengrocery Produce. The veg related puns are numerous, and excellent, and both Draco and Harry are incredibly endearing. Big rec, for all her works!

If you read it, and especially if you love it, please do let me know! And as always, please do take the time to leave the author a kudos/comment <3

day 1 - first fic you remember reading

day 2 - a fic rated G

day 3 - a fic not on ao3

day 4 - a comfort fic

day 5 - a romantic fic

day 6 - a fic for a ship you don’t normally read

day 7 - the best of your OTP

day 8 - a fic that was recced to you

day 9 - a WIP

day 10 - a fest/event fic

day 11 - an underrated fic

day 12 - a fic from your favourite author

day 13 - a rare pair

day 14 - a fic rated T

day 15 - a fic over 50k

day 16 - a podfic

day 17 - a fic that makes you cry

[frostbitemutt]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･Frost's Prompts⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

warnings: vulgar language at some parts, depictions of stalking, gaslighting, threats, violence, implied non-consensual kissing and affection (nothing graphic), yandere trope, obsession

These may be used with credit.

❆1. "Come on.. surely this dosen't surprise you?"

❆2. "We both knew from the start I wasn't a good person darling. You should've seen this coming."

❆3. "You think I care about legality?"

❆4. "No one's coming to rescue you from me, you don't need rescuing anyways."

❆5. "You're lucky I love you too much to kill you."

❆6. "What's the matter darling? Scared of a little blood?"

❆7. "I could just... break a few bones to keep you from running, couldn't i? Wouldn't be too hard."

❆8. "Darling! Darling I know you can hear me, don't act like you can't!"

❆9. "Come out now darling and your little friend here will keep breathin!"

❆10. "I went through all this trouble to find you.. like hell I'm letting you get away."

❆11. "What? Did you think I was gonna let you bleed out? Where's the fun in that?"

❆12. "No, no, no! Don't look over there! Look at me! Me dammit!"

❆13. "Darling!... you know I didn't mean what I said earlier right? I'd never really hurt you.. I swear."

❆14. "..and where did that lead you..? That's right darling, right back into my arms."

❆15. "Now, now darling.. it isn't nice to hit your future spouse.."

❆16. "That's the fight I love darling! Come on..! Take another swing. Harder this time."

❆17. "Oh? We're playing games now are we? Let's play then."

❆18. "Such nasty insults.. maybe i should stitch that filthy mouth of yours shut."

❆19. "It hurts me to do this to you darling.. it truly does."

❆20. "Don't cry now darling.. you're almost making me feel bad for what I'm doing to you."

❆21. "Don't you start now! Don't you dare blame me, I'm doing all of this for you!"

❆22. "No. I want you to look. Look at what I've done for you. Look at it darling.. isn't it beautiful?"

❆23. "It'd be a shame if someone had to die all because you couldn't listen darling."

❆24. "This all your fault you know? Your fault I'm like this."

❆25. "You're the closest thing there is to a god on this earth. I'm the only one who sees it. I'm the only worthy of your presence."

❆26. "Why you? What do you mean why you?.. I mean, just look you darling!"

❆27. "What you did you do to deserve this..? Nothing. Nothing really, you just caught my eye I suppose."

❆28. "'Stalked' is strong word for 'looking after'."

❆29. "God.. it's so much better kissing you when you're awake."

❆30. "Three words darling. That's all it takes. That's all you need to say. So why won't you say it for fucks sake?"

❆31. "I'm not asking twice. Eat the damn food before I make you."

❆32. "You're out of my sight for a couple hours and you're already injured. Just shows you can't be left on your own."

❆33. "That wound is gonna end up a whole lot worse if you keep moving like that."

❆34. "It's cold out here darling.. you'll only last a couple more hours."

❆35. "Family sticks with family."

[couch-house]

Fleebay Beepo playlist! [youtube link] [zip link]

it's been foreverrr since i finished a character playlist--i missed doing this! tracklist and director's commentary under the cut teehee :)

if you disagree with any of my choices, just remember: 1) this is my playlist for me to listen to made of songs I like for me 2) you just don't see my vision 3) you don't know him like i do 4) make your own so i can disagree with yours too.

WDKYWMYAK -- Rabbit junk

This is a Killing Game After All -- Gadgetor

chance bought this cd from the comic store. i think the album is Doom-inspired? pretty cool! check it out! anyway this first section is pretty obviously all violence killing and maiming etc

3. All Futures -- The Armed

4. Bears -- Mass of the Fermenting Dregs

5. You Know What You Are -- Ministry

6. 1969 -- Boards of Canada

we're coming down out of the chaotic songs into some confusion for the amnesia arc, starting with ministry and boards of canada. 7 references an unwilling change of the self, and just fits the vibe right now. 8... should be obvious lol.

7. Long Road Home -- Oneohtrix Point Never

8. I Don't Remember -- Peter Gabriel

9. Come Back June -- Pussy

sorry i heard a psychedelic rock song that starts with a big cat meow and blacked out. EBONY MOMENT!!! this and the next couple songs are again more about contributing to the Feeling of the groovy train than a direct relation to the lyrics. though 10 can be justified by the fact he's british.

10. Hey, Mister Sun -- Bobby Sherman

11. Baby All the Time -- Julien Love (NOTE: NOT IN YT PLAYLIST)

12. Handlebars -- Flobots

i didn't think i would end up keeping this song when i threw it on here but it just... works really well structurally. sigh... okay well it kind of works thematically. we're moving into some merger au territory at this point, which is my way as a fan to give fleet more of a self-actualization arc. establish his own identity, make friends, accept his existence a bit more. 13 is again more focused on the caring environment of groovy train (and the idea that this won't last forever) but we'll come back around to merger in a second.

13. Cursis Melodías -- Natalia Lafourcade

14. Flagiolletes -- Billy Mahonie

15. Wake Up To Be You -- The Aesthetics

i'm so obsessed with this as a song from fleet to sonic. esp focused on the idea of fleet being the trauma dump that everyone wants dead and sonic being the one who gets to keep their friends. another lucky cd find--this time thrifted. this band still has their old website up--you can contact them if you'd like to get ahold of your own copy!

16. Every Home a Prison ft. Jello Biafra -- DJ Coldcut (Inevitable Alien Nation mix)

i'm in love with this song. we're back in merger au btw. fleet is now a goddamn hooligan in the street (teenager socializing outside with his friends).

17. Default -- Django Django

we're getting to the end of his life! canon, not au. once again on the idea of fleet (dying, cringe) being a comparative failure. the next two songs are our big explosive end! 18 is another band i found from a thrifted cd. lucky!

18. Werewolf -- Progger

19. light speed drift ft Kasane Teto + Adachi Rei -- frog96

the end! thanks for listening! ^_^ as a treat, YOU get to see the special bonus track: The Adventures of Little White Baby -- No Soap, Radio.

[lanalaynetalks]

Tenrou Island is one of my favorite arcs! I love this arc so much. I think this is possibly a controversial take. I don’t know. My favorite thing about shows is learning more about systems in the world. I think it’s just so interesting to see how wizards become s-class. This is going to be long. I am so sorry I love this arc so much. It’s a lot of Cana… I ADORE CANA. Plus a lot of Levy and Gajeel! I just think this arc features so many fan favorite characters so well. This is also before The Thunder Legon was nerfed so they have some cool moments. Just I love this arc so much!

1. I do think it’s crazy that they really just throw us into the arc with no filler episodes/arc between. I think this is one of the only arcs that doesn’t have filler episodes before or a filler arc.

2. Fairy Tail having a sacred place implies that other guilds do as well.

3. Something I find weird about S-Class wizards is why does the title follow you from one guild to another. Juvia and Gajeel were S-Class in Phantom Lord, but not Fairy Tail.

4. Silly thing time! Hiro Mashima trying to put all the main characters and main side characters on the island.

5. Lisanna and Juvia. I wish we kept seeing them as friends.

6. Evergreen and Elfman are one of my favorite ships and should be a main ship. It should be the big 5 instead of big 4. They were more together by the end than any of the other ships! I LOVE THEM!

7. Oh Mest… I miss your silly personality. Also how did he go from ok looking, to hot, to Nastu wannabe. I will be mourning when we see hot Mest for the last time.

8. Why did Makarov keep picking Cana? It seems a little cruel.

9. First Mavis mentioned. Mavis is one of my favorite characters of all time. I love her so much. Fairy Tail Zero is so good and made me love her more.

10. While pacing was my biggest issue for the last two arcs I feel like this is when the show found its pace. Without this arc the grand magic games would have not been as good as it was. I said what I said!

11. If I walked into the route and saw it was Mira I would have just walked away. Mirajane scares me the most out of all characters in the show.

12. I’m going to say it! I ship Lily and Carla! I said what I said!

13. I never got why Hades was so obsessed with Zeref. Because Zeref literally taught him how to use magic. I also wish we got more info on why he turned evil. It’s hard for to believe e he would attack Fairy Tail because he was a founder and was like best friends with Mavis. Him being Precht makes no sense because we never get a full explanation on how he turned evil other than he basically accidentally went down the alt right pipeline

14. I will never get over the Iron with a heart in the O. When I saw it for the first time I screamed and I still scream and fangirl over it!

15. Makarov talking Gajeel into joining Fairy Tail will forever be one of my favorite Gajeel scenes.

16. This arc is really when we start seeing Wendy come into her character and she becomes less of just the little kid to a true character.

17. It’s heavily implied you can’t say no to being Fairy Tail’s guild master. We see Makarov be like lol no and Precht being like lol too bad. Then we see Guildarts being like lol no and Makarov being like lol too bad! Then we see Guildarts being like lol as master you are now master again! Like can they really not say no?

18. I wish we could see Makarov in his prime. I know there has been discussion about how the series is going to continue. I don’t want next generation Fairy Tail I want to see old generation Fairy Tail. I want to see Makarov and his old team beating people up. I want to see Precht as guild master. Or even early days of Makarov being guild master! I would even be ok if it was like Fairy Tail Zero where it was a one arc story.

19. I do have a theory that Precht made Fairy Law. I don’t think it’s stated ever that Mavis made all the grand fairy spells but I maybe wrong. So that’s how he was able to make Grimoire Law.

20. Another theory I have is that Precht took care of Makarov after Yuri’s death.

21. Now this is an out there theory. I know it. I believe that Yuri called Laxus back to the island. HEAR ME OUT! We know that some things just happen in Fairy Tail especially with the living and the dead. Yuri promised to always protect Mavis also his son was in danger. His legacy (Fairy Tail) was in danger. I also think that it could have been Mavis, but I think it’s more poetic coming from Yuri.

22. Makarov saying it’s up to his successor and us being shown Laxus… I am going to call it right now. The end of 100 year quest we will be seeing Laxus becoming master. This would be a perfect way to end his character. This is not the post to get into it, but ya that’s my prediction.

23. God Slayers… oh the magic that was sort of forgotten about. How sad.

24. I will die on this hill. Laxus should have been the Lightning God Slayer. This would had been able to connect him, Ivan and Hades together in a perfect way.

25. This arc also has some of my favorite speeches.

26. One thing about me is I am absolutely sat every time Mirajane transforms.

27. Elfgreen is such an underrated ship.

28. I love Evergreen so much.

29. Capricorn is cool! I really like him even if he isn’t used enough. I love him! Probably second favorite spirit. First is Aquarius because I am an Aquarius and she is just awesome.

30. Favorite Juvia moment is when Meredy said she was wanting to kill Gray.

31. Also wow the show that has shown over and over again to become more powerful is to channel your emotions is showing how emotions makes people more powerful. I really don’t get why people give Fairy Tail so much hate using the power of friendship. It’s almost like we are shown over and over again that is literally how it works. More emotion = more power. It also makes me more mad now knowing the show was created because Hiro Mashima was lonely.

32. One of my favorite things to come out of this arc is Juvia and Meredy’s friendship.

33. Honestly Juvia vs Meredy is my favorite Juvia fight.

34. Cana my love. We both have daddy issues. She just like me for real!

35. Me realizing I’ve misspelled Gildarts name this whole time… oops

36. Seeing Cana’s mom’s will and seeing Cana’s cards being around it. I think her mom also used card magic.

37. Can we talk about how Cana was defeated by Laxus in her first S-Class trial. We don’t talk about this enough!

38. I truely believe that any minor inconvenience Cana threatens to use Fairy Glitter.

39. Fairy Tail having grand spells implies that other guild have grand spells

40. Rip thunder legion…. They aren’t dead they just get hella nerfed after this arc. Well more than they already were after the battle of fairy tail.

41. One thing about Gray is going to try to cast ice shell.

42. I love Ultear so much. She is one of my favorite villains.

43. Lily being scared of thunder and lightning. Adorable. I love him.

44. I do think Hades being a founder was added later on because when he revealed he was the second guild master he didn’t mention being a founder and I think that’s something that would have been mentioned.

45. LAXUS IS BACK BABY! ONE THING ABOUT LAXUS HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE!

46. We are so spoiled in this arc. We got so much of side characters showing their skills.

47. So Nastu just got the flame lighting power. Honestly don’t understand how it worked! But I don’t care because it’s cool! Wanna know what’s not cool? The fact that Wendy is the only 1st generation dragon slayer to not get an extra dragon slayer element. I hope by the end of 100 year quest she gets something. I want cobra to give her poison. Because that would be badass.

48. The exceed side mission is so adorable and goofy. I LOVE IT.

49. To think of Hades just kept his Fairy Tail emblem he would have been able to win the final fight because the tree was restore

50. People say it’s a plot hole that Ultear was able to restore the tree because she said she can’t use her magic on living things, but I think it was just bad phrasing and really it’s like humans and animals she can’t us her magic on.

51. The Laxus ship that makes the most sense to me is that him and the thunder legion are just a poly relationship. Yes Elfman is apart of this.

52. Another reason why I don’t think Hades was always supposed to be a founder of Fairy Tail is because how did he not recognize Zeref as the man who taught him magic?

53. I love Gildarts and Cana so much! I know if Cana told him from the start he would have stopped going on his long jobs to take care of her. He is such a girl dad.

54. Everyone begging Makarov to let them stay and fight is another moment that makes me cry every time. Honestly the whole episode does.

55. Most iconic scene in Fairy Tail is them holding hands and no one can change my mind.

56. Mavis protecting her guild. Her babies! I love her. The foreshadowing of fairy sphere being more powerful than Acnologia.

Tenrou Island is one of the best arcs. It is also a soft reboot of the show. I can’t wait for the grand magic games. I don’t know if I’ll watch the clock arc. I haven’t watched it in years. It is always a skip for me because I want to get to the grand magic games. I know I missed a lot during this arc and forgot to write things down. I watch the show while working on my school work. I love talking about Fairy Tail so don’t be shy send me things! Thank you for reading me fan girling over my favorite piece of media! The grand magic games post will likely be multiple parts because I think it’s peak Fairy Tail.

[mylovesstuffs]

100 Reasons Why I Love Jeonghan ! (a.k.a. Angel Hannie, Cheeky Devil, Certified Bias Wrecker)

1. When he cheats in games and somehow makes you feel guilty for catching him.

2. He's an angel.

3. He’s a menace.

4. His ability to manipulate the members into doing things for him.

5. The iconic “Jeonghan, you cheated!” moments on Going Seventeen.

6. His innocent smile right after he gets caught cheating.

7. His compliments that always leave you questioning life.

8. The way he pretends to be innocent after orchestrating complete chaos

9. When he cheats but gaslights everyone into thinking he didn’t. Iconic.

10. The “I’m tired” excuse he uses for literally everything.

11. The way he flips his hair like he’s in a shampoo commercial.

12. His eyes.

13. When he stands in the center during a performance and owns the stage.

14. His “Resting Prince Face™” that can intimidate anyone.

15. The fact that his long hair basically makes him look like an actual angel.

16. His habit of calling everyone out while staying completely unbothered himself.

17. When he says something deep out of nowhere, and you’re left spiraling.

18. His obsession with teasing Seungcheol—it’s a sport for him atp.

19. How he can switch between soft and hot in 0.2 seconds.

20. His smirk. That’s it. That’s the reason.

21. His sneaky side-eye glances that scream “I know I’m winning this.”

22. When he takes care of the members like a mischievous older brother.

23. The way he subtly comforts the members during tough moments.

24. His soft, calming voice during ballads. It feels like a hug.

25. When he gives thoughtful advice, even if he pretends to be nonchalant about it.

26. How he notices the small things about people and remembers them.

27. His ways of showing love.

28. When he pats heads softly.

29. The way he creates a safe space for the other members to open up.

30. His genuine love and appreciation for Carats.

31. When he speaks about the members.

32. When he hides his struggles to keep others from worrying.

33. That time he talked about how difficult it was to debut—heartbreaking.

34. The way he masks his tiredness with humor.

35. His smooth vocals during live performances. Underrated king.

36. When he pushes himself to do better, even when he’s already amazing.

37. His bittersweet smile during emotional moments.

38. Knowing he takes care of everyone but doesn’t always let others take care of him.

39. The way he nails every choreography, even while joking around.

40. When he puts others’ happiness before his own.

41. His vocals.

42. His visuals.

43. The way he carries SEVENTEEN’s energy with his wit.

44. He’s the definition of “work smart, not hard.”

45. His incredible chemistry with every single member.

46. His stage presence that pulls you in like gravity.

47. His effortless stage presence. Even when he’s standing still, he shines.

48. How he adapts to every concept SEVENTEEN tries.

49. His elegance.

50. His vice leadership.

51. His hair evolution deserves its own museum.

52. That time he said, “Carats, do you miss me?”

53. The effortless charisma he brings to every photoshoot.

54. His aegyo.

55. 15:20 of this.

56. The way he looks great in literally anything.

57. When he plays innocent but is secretly plotting chaos.

58. His acting skills in Going Seventeen.

59. The iconic “I’m too tired to argue, so I’ll just win” attitude.

60. How he never misses an opportunity to tease Seungcheol.

61. Jeonghan has single-handedly made me question my bias loyalty.

62. The fact that he’s not just talented but also makes everyone around him shine.

63. His smirk.

64. He knows he’s handsome.

65. The way he acts like the oldest and youngest simultaneously.

66. I think about his long hair eras more than I think about my own problems.

67. The way he looks directly into the camera.

68. When did that iconic gesture thingy in “Pretty U.”

69. The way he makes cheating in games look so charming?

70. How he makes everyone feel included, even in large groups.

71. He’s proof that being yourself is the best strategy.

72. His balance of confidence and humility is inspiring.

73. The way he’s grown with SEVENTEEN while staying true to himself.

74. His love for Carats.

75. He’s proof that you can be mischievous and caring at the same time.

76. How he’s always encouraging others to be their best.

77. His unwavering support for the members during tough times.

78. The fact that he doesn’t let the industry change who he is.

79. Knowing he’ll always prioritize SEVENTEEN’s happiness and success.

80. The way he notices when someone feels down, even if they don’t say it.

81. The way he low-key runs SEVENTEEN without anyone realizing it.

82. His smile.

83. When he lovingly teases Carats during concerts.

84. The way he leans on the other members—so soft.

85. His cheeky personality that feels endearing.

86. How he manages to steal focus even when he’s standing in the back.

87. His unique charm that can’t be replicated.

88. When he invents random nicknames for the members, and they actually stick.

89. The way he hugs.

90. His ability to make you feel loved even through a screen.

91. He’s the heart of SEVENTEEN.

92. His ability to bring out the best in people around him.

93. The way he quietly takes on responsibility without making a fuss.

94. His mischievousness reminds us that life doesn’t always have to be so serious.

95. He’s proof that kindness and devil can coexist.

96. His love for Legos.

97. His loyalty to SEVENTEEN and Carats.

98. The way he always, always makes us smile.

99. Jeonghan is just Jeonghan—no explanations needed.

100. Jeonghanism.

[akissoflifewrites]

OH HEY! took me forever but i finally had some free time 🙂‍↕️ do tell me what you think and whom i should do next.

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SFW Bakugo Katsuki Headcanons

1. Morning routine king: He starts his day with a grueling workout and can’t function without black coffee.

2. Cooking master: Loves cooking and takes pride in making spicy dishes. He’s the type to grumble but enjoys cooking for loved ones.

3. Hyper organized: Everything has its place, whether it’s his hero gear or household items. Chaos stresses him out.

4. Big on physical health: Encourages people around him to eat healthily and work out.

5. Loves winter: The cold air balances out his “hot-headed” personality, and he secretly enjoys the aesthetic of snow.

6. Rare but meaningful compliments: When he praises someone, it’s honest and impactful, making those moments unforgettable.

7. Obsessive learner: Studies hero tactics in his downtime and is always working to improve his quirks.

8. Animal magnetism: Despite his loud personality, animals tend to like him, though he grumbles about them.

9. Cherishes quality time: He won’t admit it, but spending time with friends or loved ones softens him significantly.

10. Hates clutter: Minimalistic with his decor, preferring functionality over style.

11. Respects hard workers: He can’t stand laziness but admires people who push themselves, no matter their background.

12. Tsundere tendencies: If he likes someone, it takes forever for him to admit it, even though his actions might give him away.

13. Overprotective: Especially toward those he considers family or close friends.

14. Secret romantic: Though he’s rough around the edges, he has a soft spot for meaningful gestures, like handwritten notes.

15. Competitiveness: He loves challenges and hates losing, even in small games or arguments.

16. Enjoys stargazing: Finds peace in looking at the stars, though he’d never tell anyone.

17. Custom hero merch: Designs unique versions of his hero costumes, focusing on style and functionality.

18. Loyal to a fault: Once he trusts someone, he’s fiercely loyal and protective.

19. Terrible with kids (at first): Gets flustered but eventually shows his softer side.

20. Self-critical: Often too hard on himself, even when he’s achieved greatness.

NSFW Bakugo Katsuki Headcanons

21. Dominant personality: Prefers to take charge and loves being in control, but he’s attentive to his partner’s needs.

22. Intense focus: He treats intimacy like he does hero work—dedicated and giving 110%.

23. Praise kink: Secretly loves hearing how good he’s doing, though he’d never admit it.

24. Growly tone: His voice gets lower and raspier when things heat up, which can drive his partner wild.

25. Teasing expert: Loves to push his partner’s limits just to see them beg or lose control.

26. Spicy preferences: True to his fiery nature, he enjoys passionate, fast-paced moments but is also capable of slowing things down for deeper connection.

27. Marks: Enjoys leaving marks on his partner and gets a sense of pride seeing them afterward.

28. Experimental: Though he might act resistant at first, he’s willing to explore and try new things if it means deepening the connection.

29. Aftercare king: Takes excellent care of his partner post-intimacy, making sure they’re comfortable and attended to.

30. Possessive streak: Likes knowing he’s the only one who gets to see his partner in a vulnerable state, which fuels his passion.

40. Rope specialist: Loves seeing you tied up.

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[adobealmanac]

Loteria Divination

Loteria cards are primarily used in the game of Loteria. It is a similar to bingo, but, arguably, more fun. Typically, the deck also contains poems in spanish which are used to call each card. An english translation is typed in red below each card.

Loteria cards do not have a sort of specific order like tarot. There is no "fools journey" for this deck. While many of the cards mirror tarot cards, they do not have the same meanings. For example, in tarot the moon commonly represents illusion, whereas in loteria it represents romance.

The numbers / order of the cards hold no significance. Read how you like, and make sure to have fun. Loteria is fairly light hearted and goofy in its messages, so use it and enjoy it!

1. El gallo (The rooster)

The one who sang for San Pedro won't return to sing again.

El gallo is a sign of betrayal. It is important to listen to his advice as he will not warn again. Listen to his advice while you can.

2. El diablito (The little devil)

Behave yourself buddy, so the little red one doesn't take you away!

El diablito is a sign to stay out of trouble, or that someone is causing trouble for you. You’ll want to avoid being swept away by his nonsense. 

3. La dama (The lady)

The lady polishes as she steps, all along the royal street. 

La dama is a sign to stop the drama and handle the situation with grace and dignity. It also could signify someone being boastful. 

4. El catrin (The dandy)

Sir Ferruco in the walk, wanted to toss his cane. 

El catrin is a sign to let go of what’s holding you back and go for something better. Break free and start fresh. Make a good impression. 

5. El paraguas (The umbrella)

For the sun and for the rain.

El paraguas is a sign to protect yourself. It may be telling you to be prepared for what may come, be it good or bad. 

6. La sirena (The siren/mermaid)

Don’t get dizzy with the mermaid’s song. 

La sirena reminds you to not let emotions get the best of you. Don’t give in to temptations even if they seem like a good idea. Don’t listen to her song.

7. La escalera (The ladder)

Ascend me step by step, don’t try to skip.

La escalera is a sign to take things step by step. Slow and steady wins the race. La escalera gets you places you can’t normally get to. If you skip steps you will get hurt.

8. La botella (The bottle)

The tool of the drunk.

La botella is a sign to be cautious and watch yourself around substances. Don’t do something you’ll regret. It could be a sign of addiction or obsession. It could signify another person in the situation.

9. El barril (The barrel)

The builder drank so much he was like a barrel. 

El barril warns against drinking excessively. Alcohol may be involved again as in La botella. Don’t overindulge in bad habits. Actions have consequences. 

10. El arbol (The tree)

He who seeks the shelter of a tree covers himself with good shade. 

El arbol signifies good decisions. Good choices yield good rewards. A friend could be offering you help like el arbol is. It can also be telling you to take shelter.

11. El melon (The melon)

I can take it or leave it.

El melon tells of a decision that may not have that big of an effect on you. It tells that life will go on, and so comes its decisions, whether those are minor or not. 

12. El valiente (The hero)

Why are you running like a coward when you have such a good knife?

El valiente asks you why you are running away from an issue when you have the tools to solve it. All you need is bravery. Don’t hide behind your worries. 

13. El gorrito (The baby bonnet)

Put the baby’s bonnet on, and he will not catch a cold. 

El gorrito is a sign to protect yourself or others. This card warns you to take precautions against preventable harms. Make sure your health is taken care of.

14. La muerte (Death)

Death is closer.

La muerte represents a deep connection to your ancestors. This card reminds you that help and guidance is available. It can also be a reminder of your own mortality. Enjoy your loved ones in the present.

15. La pera (The pear)

He who waits, despairs.

La pera warns you not to hesitate. Take action. Don’t overthink. Doubting yourself isn't going to do any good and will cause you to miss out on the chance to act. 

16. La bandera (The flag)

Green, white, and red, the flag of the soldier. 

La bandera is a sign to stand up and fight  for what you believe. If you are unsure, get sure. It also can mean to defend yourself. Don’t let people use you. 

17. El bandolon (The mandolin)

Playing his mandolin is the mariachi Simon. 

El bandolon is a sign that a good time is soon. Enjoy yourself. Let your worries go away. It also can be a sign that someone else is calling the shots in the situation. 

18. El violoncello (The cello)

Growing up he went to heaven, and because he wasn't a violin he had to be a cello. 

El violoncello is telling you to face the harsh reality of life. Realize that you don't always get what you want. Find a path around your obstacles.

19. La garza (The heron)

On the other side of the river is the sandbar where my honey sits, beak like a brown heron.

La garza tells that love is there, but you may have to work hard or travel to find it. Look and you'll find what you're seeking, just farther away than you thought. 

20. El pajaro (the bird)

You’ve got me jumping to it like a bird on a branch. 

El pajaro is a sign of procrastination. Don’t engage in pointless dither dallying. Pointless activity isn't going to get any work done. 

21. La mano (The hand)

The hand of a criminal. 

La mano tells you to watch out. Someone is being dishonest in the situation and making things worse. Don’t trust that those who have hurt you before won't hurt you again.

22. La bota (The boot)

One boot is the same as the other.

La bota says that one choice is just as good as another. It implies that nothing really will change despite the action you’ve taken. 

23. La luna (The moon)

The lantern of lovers.

La luna signifies that love and romance are near. Emotions may be influencing the situation so use the moon's light to see the way forward clearly. 

24. El cotorro (The parrot)

Parrot, land here and talk with me.

El cotorro warns of gossip. Someone may be talking behind your back. It also signifies that you need to talk to someone, or that someone has a message for you. Listen to what others have to say.

25. La borracho (The drunk)

What a stupid drunk, I can't take it anymore.

La borracho says that someone is drinking too much and needs to cut it out. Someone may be acting irresponsibly like a drunk. Be weary of overindulging and making poor decisions. 

26. El negrito (The little black person)

He who ate the sugar.

El negrito tells you to enjoy the sweet parts of life even if times are hard. Look at the bright side of things. Be friendly and don’t let your current situation get you down. 

27. El corazon (The heart)

Don’t miss me, my love, because I'll return in a truck.

El corazon tells that love is present and can be counted on. There is someone longing for something. Don't give up, what you are longing for will show up or return to you. 

28. La sandia (The watermelon)

Juan’s belly was stuffed full of watermelon.

La sandia tells you to indulge in the good things in life. There is plenty to go around so don't worry. Things are going well and there is abundance. 

29. El tambor (The drum)

Don’t wrinkle old leather, because I want it for my drum.

El Tambor warns of wasting something carelessly. Don't get rid of something that can become something new. Don't burn your bridges. Look at the situation from a different perspective. 

30. El camaron (The shrimp)

The shrimp that sleeps is carried away by the current.

El camaron is a sign that you should be alert. He who hesitates is lost. Don’t get caught sleeping when a new opportunity arises. Now is not the time for laziness. 

31. Las jaras (The arrows)

The arrows of the Indian Adam where they are joined together.

Las jaras indicate things that are tightly bound together, whether that be good or bad. It may mean a situation that you can not easily leave or win. 

32. El musico (The musician)

The musician oiled his horn, but now he doesn't want to play for me.

El musico signifies expectations that have failed. Someone may have promised something and it's not being honored. It can also be about someone being stubborn or deceitful. 

33. La arana (The spider)

Stun it with blows, just don’t let her get me!

La arana urges you to take precautions against an enemy who means harm. Do not wait. You need to act now before it is too late. It may also mean you need to take immediate action to resolve an issue.

34. El soldado (The soldier)

One, two and three, the soldier goes to the barracks.

El soldado signifies that you need to do your duty. Be strict with yourself. Finish your work. Someone in this situation may be too tough and uncompromising. It also may mean it is time for a rest after a long work day.

35. La estrella (The star)

The guide of sailors.

La estrella means there is guidance for you. Seek it out. If you recognize it, listen to it. You need guidance and can't solve this situation yourself. 

36. El cazo (The saucepan)

The attention I pay you is little.

El cazo is a sign that you’re not paying attention, and may miss what you need to know. This could also mean that the situation is not worth your attention. You may be feeling ignored in the situation. 

37. El mundo (The world)

The world is a sphere and we are the foundation.

El mundo is a sign that you need to be focused on the foundation. If there is a problem, look to the root of the issue. It can also mean that you are under a lot of stress and need help easing the burden.

38. El Apache (The Apache)

Ay chihuahua! How many Apaches are there with pants and sandals?

El Apache is a sign that there is someone you shouldn’t trust. You’re enclosed by dangers and problems and need protection. There may be someone trying to barge into the situation when it isn't their business. 

39. El nopal (The cactus)

To which all go when they have to eat.

El nopal is a sign that there is an unforeseen source of help. It may not be the best fix but it is the only fix at the moment. Use it to your advantage, but don't let it prick you with its spines. 

40. El alacran (The scorpion)

He that bites with his tail.

El alacran is a bad omen. It is a sign that someone is about to stab you in the back, or someone is going to break your trust. It is a general caution warning no matter the situation. Something bad is coming out of left field. 

41. La rosa (The rose)

Rosita, Rosaura, come as I want you here now.

La rosa is a sign that someone in the situation has a great desire for something. There is a need to be clear about what you want or need. Be sure to communicate. Your desire can not be ignored. 

42. La calavera (The skull)

As I passed by the cemetery, I found a skull.

La calavera is a sign of finding something that may be shocking or unpleasant, but not random for the situation at hand. When looking at the situation you may find something you weren't ready for, so be sure to prepare yourself for the unexpected. Look to your ancestors for guidance. 

43. La campana (The bell)

The bell and you beneath it.

La campana tells that something is hanging over your head. It should be addressed promptly. If you continue ignoring it you will soon wake up when it starts to ring.

44. El canarito (The pitcher)

The pitcher goes to the water so often that it breaks and wets your coat.

El canarito signifies that repeating the same thing over and over is going to lead to problems. Someone is being obsessive and not willing to change their routine or agenda. They are carrying on despite the dangers. Try something new. 

45. El venado (The deer)

The deer doesn't see anything.

El venado is a sign of ignorance. Someone is ignoring the situation, or isn't making the truth known. They are running away instead of facing the situation. They are acting instinctively and not stopping to see what's really going on.

46. El sol (The sun)

The roof of the poor.

El sol tells that there is always help no matter how bad things are. Look towards the bright side of the situation. Take all the help you can get. It can also mean to help those in need.

47. La corona (The crown)

The hat of the kings.

La corona is a sign of something of importance in the situation. Pay attention to it. A monarch can be unstable. It can also indicate success and victory. It may also mean you need to assert your authority, or pay attention to those who do have it. 

48. La chalupa (The little boat)

Rowing, rowing Lupita goes, sitting in her small boat.

La chalupa says to take things slowly. Go steady and you'll get it done. Have patience. Just because her boat is small doesn't mean it isn't effective. Take time and go easy. 

49. El pino (The pine)

Fresh, fragrant, and at all times beautiful.

El pino is a sign of a positive result in the situation at hand. It implies steadiness and endurance is needed to stay on top. Things are going well.

50. El pescado (The fish)

He who dies by the mouth, even though mute.

El pescado is a sign to bite your tongue before you cause any harm. Someone in the situation is talking too much and spreading trouble. Miscommunication and gossip is going on. Don’t fall for the bait. Some things are too good to be true. 

51. La palma (The palm tree)

Keeper of the palms, climb the palm tree and bring me a magnificent coconut.

La palma signifies that someone is going to great lengths to help someone else in the situation. You will get what you desire. 

52. La maceta (The flower pot)

He who is born to be a flowerpot will never leave the corridor.

La maceta tells that the situation is against you, and that you just have to accept it. Some people never change and you can’t expect them to now. It is what it is. This card also can mean that nothing much is happening or changing.

53. El arpa (The harp)

The old harp of my mother in law is no longer fit to play.

El arpa represents getting rid of unnecessary and useless things in your life, whether that be people or objects. The old ways of doing things aren't working and you need to modernize. Get with the times. Some things should be left in the past. 

54. La rana (The frog)

What a jump your sister gave when she saw the green frog.

La rana is a sign that something may seem frightening at first sight but it really shouldn't be feared. You may be surprised by something in the situation that turns out to be nothing. Try not to overreact. Try to remain calm. 

[garden-eel-draws]

Okay, so, I'm revisiting a childhood interest of mine, and now I've got a kind of meandering question to ask about it.

I'm someone who's into Dungeons & Dragons solely through R.A. Salvatore's Drizzt books, which I picked up somewhere around age 11 and read obsessively until age 15 or so, when I couldn't track down any more books. Unfortunately, I don't really have the nature of a role-player, so playing the actual game or listening to podcasts about it just isn't my thing. However, the novels were an absolute joy to me as a kid, even though I had no idea they were set in the DnD universe until years later lol. I'm re-reading those books now, and have managed to track down the newer half of the series that I never got to read, but now I'm wondering...

DnD, from the players' end, is all about making up your own guys and making those guys do adventure stuff in either out-of-the-box or homebrewed (or some mix of the two) settings, right? It's your own guys, who follow the story that either came with that particular game set or that the DM came up with. Or so I understand it.

So what are characters like Drizt Do'Urden or Bruenor Battlehammer when it comes to DnD stuff outside of the books? Are they character templates to show what players can do with a particular combo of race, class, alignment, and skills? Are they NPCs that can be used in DnD sessions? Player characters, even? They have articles on the wiki with stats and such, so I assume they exist in the actual game somehow. But the existence of premade characters in a game about making up your own guys kind of perplexes me. So what are those guys to you TTRPG folks?

[theherbologygreenhouse]

hello!

welcome to my hogwarts blog! hp and hogwarts legacy eras!

about me

my name is adan (short for monstera adansonii lol) ! i'm 25, she/her and trying to write more. i just got into hogwarts legacy a few months ago with the influence of my friend (@honeyed-blossom), and have slipped back into my childhood hp obsession.

i have two MC's i'd like to introduce you to! both of them are brown girls with non brown ass names lol

elenora sinclair (goes by nelly/nell or nora) - i made this character when i was growing up in my head. i don't have a picture of her yet!

is in a hogwarts college au

grew up with her brother, alexander, and grandparents in east london. her parents were killed by lucius malfoy (special scene that'll come up)

went to a wizarding primary and secondary school called orrivelle conservatory of magical arts with her brother.

nell's grandmother taught her how to cook. she couldn't cook so much at orrivelle, but at hogwarts each of the common rooms had a kitchen with a fridge stocked with whatever the student wanted.

besties with cho chang. also is friends with fred and george weasley

fully believes the best of everyone, even slytherins. there are only a select few that cannot redeem themselves. she is a hufflepuff.

is on track to be an auror: absolutely killer in her studies. excels in potions so much once she comes to hogwarts, snape advances her one year. ends up being like a student aid for him.

she is the only person who can sass snape

is the love interest of cedric diggory and george weasley

here we have miss maven godfreid, my hogwarts legacy character, our fifth year, potions and herbology, farm girl, ashwinder murdering extraordinaire.

background:

maven and her 2 younger twin siblings nathan and victoria are orphans. they grew up on a farm with a muggle foster family at the age of 7. they were 3. they adopted them after 4 years on the farm

she grew up doing a lot of physical work, so is actually built different by the time she went to hogwarts

nathan and victoria left for hogwarts at 11

she didn't come into magic until 15 (per game canon), but her parents were so supportive when she did! they were so proud of maven, they saw her struggle secretly with her siblings being away for so long.

is 5'10"

went to muggle school and loved math and chemistry

definitely does not have feelings of inadequacy, i think the muscles help...

conjured up an oven in her room of requirement. she misses baking bread.

hums to herself and doesn't even know it. she would hum at home, on the farm, and it continued at hogwarts

excels at potions and herbology (plants and chemistry yanno), ATROCIOUS at charms and DADA

THANK YOU to my irl bestie @honeyed-blossom for drawing my daughter. we're making a meet up between maven and valeria :)

[cultofcreatures]

My Top 15 Vaporwave Horror Movies

I thought I would put together a list of vaporwave/dreamcore/liminal aesthetic horror movies that I find to feel outside of time and space. That's sort of my vibe here on tumblr, and I also like the mantra of "if there's something you want to see that no one has made yet, make it yourself." These are films that I personally love, and the list not meant to be definitive. Remember also that art is subjective. I hope someone out there finds at least one film they want to add to their watchlist! It's been a minute since I've seen some of them, so let me know if I need to correct something.

15. Mandy (2018)

I wish I could add pictures for all of these entries, but I can still only add 10 pictures to a post blah. It's such a shame because I wanted to show off that gorgeous aesthetics of all these films. Oh well. This is a revenge flick about a cult kidnapping Nick Cage's girlfriend and him losing his marbles about it. Definitely recommend if you're the mood for vibes and/or Nick Cage NickCageing.

TW: violence, blood, fire

14. Come True (2020)

This is a haunting, fantastic vibes movie. It feels so otherworldly. It's about a homeless young person participating in a sleep study to be able to safely get some sleep. It would be an almost perfect film if it weren't for the just garbage ending. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, just skip the last 5 minutes, and take it for what the rest of the film is: beautiful.

13. Braid (2018)

This film follows a couple of young drug dealers on the run from their supplier crashing at a mentally unwell friend's house. The catch is they have to play along with their host's unhinged "game" while they hide out. Not gonna lie, this film is trippy af and definitely not for everyone. I can guarantee that no matter what, it is a ride.

TW: heavy drug use, blood

12. Perfect Blue (1997)

A pop star retires to become a full-time actor, which angers some of her fans. Her sense of reality becomes warped when one obsessive fan begins to stalk her. I don't love some of the turns this movie takes when it comes to mental health, but it's hard to deny this film is classic that has stunning animation.

TW: negative depictions of mental disorders, violence, blood

11. Skinamarink (2022)

This controversial found footage movie is sort of hard to describe because it's so otherworldly. Basically, two kids wake up one night to find their dad and all of their doors and windows are missing. Everything about this nostalgic yet terrifying film is vibes and aesthetic: liminal, vaporwave, voidcore, dreamcore, you name it. It feels like a fever dream, and it's a nightmarish journey you won't soon forget, for better or worse.

10. Vivarium (2019)

A couple are looking for a home to share. They follow a strange realtor to an even stranger labyrinthine neighborhood that seems to have no escape. If you're into liminal spaces, this film will definitely scratch that itch for you.

9. Revenge (2017)

This is a r*pe revenge tale that has absolutely beautiful scenery and cinematography. I love the sweeping liminal landscapes and vibrant vaporwave colors. It's a standard plot as far as the genre goes, but it's directed by a woman, so it has a different angle that I find to be superior to most films of the genre.

TW: violence, gore, SA, blood

8. Don't Worry Darling (2022)

A 1950s housewife begins to suspect that something about her utopian community is not what it seems. This film seems to be a bit controversial, too, for some reason. Whatever the case may be, I adore the liminality and dreamy feel of this film. You really get a sense that this world is outside of time and space.

7. It Follows (2014)

This film is straight up about a sexually transmitted curse. Jay sleeps with her boyfriend for the first time, and then finds out she must outpace this demon that can take the shape of anyone forever lest it kill her, or she must pass the curse on to someone else. The shots in this film are to die for. Especially for connoisseurs of the liminal, vaporwave, and dreamcore. Highly recommend for the visuals and music alone.

TW: gore, blood

6. House (1977)

Gorgeous decides to stay with her aunt to hopefully get closer with a group of six of her friends. The girls come to find her aunt's house is more than meets the eye. The visuals and absurdity are what make this movie. It's a classic for a reason.

TW: cartoon gore

5. Akira (1988)

Tetsuo gains psychic abilities via a secret military project and becomes mad with power. It's up to his friends and a small group of psychics to stop him. This is another classic anime. Its 1980s futuristic mentality really lends itself to the vaporwave atmosphere of the cityscape. I highly recommend this classic if you haven't seen it.

TW: violence, body horror

4. Censor (2021)

Enid is a serious film censor with a shrouded past that includes her long-missing sister. She watches a film that bears eerie resemblance to her vague childhood memories that begin to take hold of her as tries to piece them together. I don't think I'm totally clear on when this film takes place, which is what I love about it. It has a spooky surreal quality that will both draw you in and unsettle you.

TW: violence, blood

3. She Dies Tomorrow (2020)

Amy is convinced she is going to die tomorrow. Her friend Jane comes by to comfort her, and then becomes consumed by the thought she will die tomorrow as well. This film is as strange as it is beautiful. It will either leave you in tears or confused af or both.

TW: blood

2. The Neon Demon (2016)

Jesse is a very young, gifted model who is new in town (probably LA). She quickly signs with an agent and begins getting gigs, breeding the contempt of the established models around her. This is probably one of the most visually appealing films I've ever seen. The music is on point. The low key acting is a vibe. I just adore this film. 10/10, highly recommend.

TW: gore, blood

1. The Platform (2019)

A man wakes up in a prison that is an indescribable liminal pit where there are a seemingly never-ending number of levels. A platform full of food is lowered through each level once a day, and everyone on the lower levels must fight to survive. This film is just so utterly anticapitalist and gorgeous that I can't help but sing its praises. I think everyone should watch this movie at least once. It is horrifying yet eye-opening. Certainly one of my favorite films of all time.

TW: gore, violence, blood

Thank you for reading my list! Like I said, I wanted to make a list like this because I couldn't find one when I went looking. I hope you found something to add to your watchlist! I tried to include some of the big TWs for these movies, but they're far from complete lists. So please check websites like doesthedogdie.com for more complete TW lists if you have any concerns. Make decisions that are right for you. Thanks again, and have a happy and safe new year! xx