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ceoandslutler · 2 years ago
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welcome to my blog - started 13/04/23
was recently on hiatus, semi active
hello, i'm sayé (pronounced SAA-YEAH) or just sy (pronounced SIGH), this blog is a space where i muse all about sebastian and o!ciel from kuroshitsuji/black butler and share all my other silly lil thoughts about the kuro world, i usually do not interact with people first unless they seem nice (courtesy of online social anxiety and fear of 🐜s) so i will probs rarely/possibly never reblog random stuff unless i have something substantial to add (srry i can't tag that well and don't want to dilute my stuff and also i have autism brain lol so if my blog's not neat, i will literally DIE). also feel free to send me an ask/message, i will probably respond (90% of the time, teehee) but tbh it's like poking a dead person with a stick and seeing if they're alive.
this is just a place for me to share my musings about my fav evil boys and share writing if i ever get around to doing it, also this blog is not for minors, stay out, minors/-18!!!
also i am evidently a proshipper, antis shoo!!
i write, do edits (occasionally), cannot draw for the life of me and love love love sebaciel with a passion with an incline to sub bottom sebs (he's just so babygirl to me, i'm sorry).
RESOURCES FOR FIC WRITERS: • what fics sebaciel nation like to see | more coming soon
MY FICS: Stained Wedding Sheets | more coming soon
tags listed below
as promised, tags to navigate through the swamp this blog will become:
#symuses - for all my random little thoughts, fic/au ideas, hcs etc
#syanalyses - for when i read the manga for the trillionth time
#sywrites - for when/if i post fanfics
#sybitches - for when i complain
#syshitposts - for shitposts (obviously)
#syedits - if i do any manga editing (rare)
#sydraws - won't happen but just in case (extra rare!!)
alternative links:
#symuses
#syanalyses
#sywrites
#sybitches
#syshitposts
#syedits
#sydraws
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inkskinned · 9 months ago
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before you know about women, you hear that you do not need to love the man, just that you need to love him through his manhood. which is to say you have seen the future painted in lamb's blood over your eyes - how your mother shoots you a look about your father's inability to cook right. how your aunt holds her wineglass and says i'm gonna kill em. men, right! how your best friend bickers with her boyfriend, how she says i can't help it. i come back to him.
you learn: men are gonna cheat. men aren't going to listen when you're talking, because you're nagging. men think emotions are stupid. they think your life is vapid and your hobbies are embarrassing. men will slam things, but that's because men are allowed to be angry. if you get loud, you're hysterical. if a man gets loud - well, men are animals, men are dogs, men can't control their hands or their eyes or their bodies. they're going to make a snide comment about you in the locker room, about your body, about how you're so fucking annoying. you're going to give him kids, and he will give you the money for the kids, and you're going to be running the house 24/7 - but he gets to relax after a long day, because his job is stressful. the man is on stage, and is a comedian, and says "women!"
and you are supposed to love that. you are supposed to love men through how horrible they are to you - because that's what women do. that's what good women do. wife material. your father even told you once - it'll make sense when you're older. it was like staring down a very lonely tunnel.
it feels like something's caught in your throat, but it's all you know, so. it's okay that you see sex as a necessary tool, a sort of okay-enough ritual to keep him happy, even though he doesn't seem to care about happiness as-applied-to you. it is relationship upkeep. it is kissing him and smiling even though he didn't brush his teeth. it is getting on your knees and looking up and holding back a sigh because he barely holds you as you panic through the night. it's not like the sex is bad and you do like feeling wanted. and besides! he's a man! like... they're another species. you'll never be able to actually communicate, right. he isn't listening.
you just don't get it. you don't feel that sense of i'm gonna climb him like a tree. mostly it just feels fucking exhausting. you play the part perfectly. you smile and nod and are "effortlessly" charming. and it's fine! it's alright! you even love him, if you're looking. you could have good life, and a good family, and perfectly happy.
in the late night you google: am i broken. you google i'm not attracted to my husband. you google i get turned on by books but not by him. you google how to get better in bed.
the first time he yells at you, it almost feels like blankness. like - of course this is happening. this is always how it was going to end up. men get angry, and they yell, and you sit there in silence.
you mention it to your friend - just the once - while you're drunk. she shrugs and says it's like that with me too, i just try to forget and move on. men are always gonna hear what they want to. pick your battles and say sorry even though he's in the wrong. you play solitaire online for a month. you go to your therapist appointment and preach about how you're both so in love.
after all, you have a future to want. nobody lied about it - how many instagram posts say marriage is hard. say real love takes work. say we fight like cats and dogs but the best part is that we always make up. how many of your friends say happy anniversary to the best and worst thing to ever happen to me. if you really loved him - loved yourself too - you'd accept that men are just different from you.
the first time she kisses you, it's on a dare at a party. something large and terrifying whips through your body. you wake up sweating from dreams where her mouth is encrusted with pearls and you pick them off one by one with your teeth. fuck. you sit at the computer and your almost-finished game of sim city. you think about your potential perfect life and your potential future family. you google am i gay quiz with your little hands shaking.
you delete each letter slowly. you don't need to love him. you just need to keep going.
#warm up#writeblr#this is also about being ace btw#my identity has slowly shifted over time and maybe if everyone is REAL cool i'll talk bout it#bc it's complicated and nuanced. but this is like#trying to warn u that if you find it “relationship upkeep” to have sex with ur partner#and don't actually enjoy it or seek it for urself. u might just not be attracted to them.#which is fine ! ace ppl can be perfectly happy in any relationship they feel good in!#but also i wasn't as straight as i had expected!#> the first time i saw dick i was like. huh. oh okay that's fine i guess#> the first time i saw pussy i was like. WAIT ACTUALLY HANG ON I GET IT#i just assumed sex wasn't all it was cracked up to be ya know#but also like. btw? this IS NOT saying ''u might be gay not ace''#bc tbh i'm grey ace/demisexual#it's saying u might not be into ur partner. explore urself & ur feelings. turn inward.#TAKE THIS IN THE MANNER IT WAS MEANT> GENTLE AND KIND#AND NOT IN A WEIRD INTERNET WAY PLEASE#bc the truth is that there ARE ppl who are gay who assume that they just ''don't like'' sex#and ace ppl who might need a different partner w/different needs#and i would have REALLY needed to hear ''check in w/urself about if u actually like sex''#WAY EARILIER in my life. but nobody said anything bc they assume if ur having sex. u like it.#not just the actual act of sex. not once ur turned on. do you ACTUALLY like it. or is it a burden?#even if ur gay. check w/urself. maybe ur more ace than u realized. in which case. ADDITIONAL FLAG BB#i love collecting my flags. i'm at like 354 at this point#but also btw this is about how toxic relationships are SO normalized that u can be in one#and have everyone around u being like ''THATS JUST MEN LOL''
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viirtuoso-in-bloom · 2 months ago
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hello lmk fandom can i come in?
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hasello · 16 days ago
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man, I gotta draw ladies more… 😌 anyway - have some undertale doodles!
[watch out, some suggestive art below the „read more” - nothing graphic, but still!]
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slightly-gay-pogohammer · 4 months ago
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Okay, let's do some Tumbling!
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takaraphoenix · 6 months ago
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Absolutely in love with the fact that the "Stiles Stilinski is Part of the Pack" tag automatically redirects to the "Stiles Stilinski is Part of Derek Hale's Pack" tag.
Because. That's not what that tag, with that phrasing, HAS to mean. The Pack could refer to... ya know... the canon pack he's a part of, in that "reassurance of sticking to canon" way that isn't even rare on AO3.
But no. Nope. AO3 knows what pack we're talking about. And it delights me.
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bougiebutchbinch · 4 days ago
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once again I am yelling - don't fucking send me bottom!logan content. seriously. I'm turning off this fandom entirely because of this. is it really that fucking difficult to respect someone's preferences.
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angelpuns · 7 months ago
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Leo going through the horrors but the horrors are just that he had a shitt day and no one bothered to save him any cookies :/
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sixerstanley · 27 days ago
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It has come to my attention that some people are.............shipping Stan and Ford........romantically😔....................stay safe out there guys....
as we all know incest shippers will crawl out of their holes in the ground and start chasing people going, "I'M GONNA GETCHA!!!" with incest fanart....stay safe 🙏
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ibrokeeverything · 2 years ago
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Me turning on the mandalorian after finishing the bad batch episode
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incorrect-agatha · 21 days ago
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Alice: Be careful, that plate is hot.
Agatha: I am Agatha Harkness, a covenless witch, the infamous witch killer, survivor of the Witches’ Road, and the only person Death herself ever loved. I am the most powerful witch to ever exist. Fire can’t hurt me.
Agatha, picking up the plate: Ah shit that's hot.
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peppermint-whiskers · 4 months ago
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HI YES I HAVE CHAPTER 1 DONE-
General warnings for Sera being a jerk uwu And angst
This is your Official Angst Warning
@emositecc and I officially welcome you to ANGST-
(au premise)
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samijey · 7 months ago
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Trick & Ilja hearteyes compilation + mandatory bonus:
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acecroft · 1 year ago
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Look, I get it. You want to watch out for them. That's great. I'm just asking… how do you do that and not turn into dad?
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flowersforvax · 5 months ago
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Braius Doomseed......
a b d d e e i m o o r s s u
.... wait. He didn't-? He wouldn't-
Asmodeus. Asmodeus is in Braius Doomseed (hah, he wishes lmao)
Asmodeus... bro... die.
Uh. Probably not.
Asmodeus doe rib. Sounds like an order from Taste of Tal'dorei lmao
Boi, Asmodeus red. True?
...he just did that to fuck with us, didn't he? Use the letters to Asmodeus and add a few extra just for fun? Jokes on him, we're gonna find something
Asmodeus do brie? - That minotaur better not have a middle name. Sam Riegel when I get you-
Okay what if I ignore the very conveniently obvious asmodeus-
a b d d e e i m o o r s s u
Brass deer mood - i u hm.
a b d d e e i m o o r s s u
dees muds. Kind of sounds like deez nuts if you mumble it. Is that anything. (It's not.)
more bad sedious
serious bad demo? Aww don't be so hard on yourself, it's not easy being a bard-
Alright, I give up (FOR NOW)
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outrageousring5655 · 4 months ago
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To celebrate the burfday of @goodomensafterdark DomMod @soggyfritter, this story was written and then, if you can believe it, recorded so that it can be enjoyed experienced in multiple formats. It was my great honor to narrate this cracksmut and witness the glorious vocal talents of @nosferatini and @ineffablecrankshaft as they brought these characters to life, for your aural pleasure. We do not advise listening to this in public, near the young, or those with sensitive constitutions. Only the most well seasoned, depraved and I dare say open-minded connoisseurs of audio smut should proceed.
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