#i warned ya

[viirtuoso-in-bloom]

hello lmk fandom can i come in?

[flowersforvax]

Braius Doomseed......

a b d d e e i m o o r s s u

.... wait. He didn't-? He wouldn't-

Asmodeus. Asmodeus is in Braius Doomseed (hah, he wishes lmao)

Asmodeus... bro... die.

Uh. Probably not.

Asmodeus doe rib. Sounds like an order from Taste of Tal'dorei lmao

Boi, Asmodeus red. True?

...he just did that to fuck with us, didn't he? Use the letters to Asmodeus and add a few extra just for fun? Jokes on him, we're gonna find something

Asmodeus do brie? - That minotaur better not have a middle name. Sam Riegel when I get you-

Okay what if I ignore the very conveniently obvious asmodeus-

a b d d e e i m o o r s s u

Brass deer mood - i u hm.

a b d d e e i m o o r s s u

dees muds. Kind of sounds like deez nuts if you mumble it. Is that anything. (It's not.)

more bad sedious

serious bad demo? Aww don't be so hard on yourself, it's not easy being a bard-

Alright, I give up (FOR NOW)

[outrageousring5655]

To celebrate the burfday of @goodomensafterdark DomMod @soggyfritter, this story was written and then, if you can believe it, recorded so that it can be enjoyed experienced in multiple formats. It was my great honor to narrate this cracksmut and witness the glorious vocal talents of @nosferatini and @ineffablecrankshaft as they brought these characters to life, for your aural pleasure. We do not advise listening to this in public, near the young, or those with sensitive constitutions. Only the most well seasoned, depraved and I dare say open-minded connoisseurs of audio smut should proceed.

[jeridandridge]

TINY tiny snippet of chapter 5

The call ends and Melissa brings her hands to her face holding in a scream. In a matter of hours her entire life got flipped around in a way she never thought would happen. After a few more minutes outside Melissa breathes trying to calm herself to go back to her kids. walking through the hall to her classroom she cleans up her desk and tucks the card you sent into her purse before the tears start flowing again.

[albino-parakeet]

ok. I bit the bullet. I made an account on discord.

BUT I’ll have to wait till after work to mess with it cause it’s 1 am rn lol

[wacca-heritage-posts]

As promised, the Intentional WACCA Heritage BDSM Test Results

[shiftingtribemasterfics]

Part 2 Chapter 51 out now!

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Steven woke feeling more tired than when he had gone to sleep. His nightmares weren’t any worse than usual, but they were annoyingly consistent.

He sighed, setting his hand on his shirt where his gem lay, as if to reassure himself that it was still there.

He had a passing half-awake thought wondering why Pearl wasn’t watching him sleep. He had asked her not to, but sometimes he caught her doing so anyway when she was particularly worried.

And why wouldn’t she be, when just a week ago he told them that his gem had been violently ripped from his body?

The thought made him shudder.

. . .

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Full Chapter out on AO3!

Chapter: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56910187/chapters/154113310#workskin

Series: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4215469

[shiftingtribemaster]

Chapter 50 of my fanfiction is out!

Chapter: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56910187/chapters/153915610

Series: https://archiveofourown.org/series/4215469

[dominoprime]

Heyoo, I'm back! And more into writing this time ^^'. I made this cover with the help of some Midjourney and good old Procreate for my Teen Wolf fic. You can check out the prologue here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59138098/chapters/150788404

I'm gonna upload again the whole first part of the work (yeah, it's gonna be a big one) once I'm done with the prologue here as well and possibly edit a small trailer which I'll post in youtube.

[actias-luna]

y’all following me bc of my selfies like i don’t shitpost on here and whine constantly 🫣😩

[seospicybin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hDgFoTrqQcI?feature=share

It's my first time seeing this. Have you seen this Minho, Han and Changbin dancing Love Shot in this angle??? If you haven't you're missing out babe.

I want to make your day/night better if it's bad and best if it's good already.

I haven't watched this in a loooooong time but watching it a dozen of times will not be enough, right? In result, I watched it 5 more times today 😂

Because you're so so so so sweet, I present you this fancam of Case 143 Chan that I guarantee will make your heart flutter, kicking your feet and shit (that's what the video does to me whenever I watch it 🤭)

And of course, I hope this will brighten your day as well! Have a great day/night, love ❤️

[inkskinned]

before you know about women, you hear that you do not need to love the man, just that you need to love him through his manhood. which is to say you have seen the future painted in lamb's blood over your eyes - how your mother shoots you a look about your father's inability to cook right. how your aunt holds her wineglass and says i'm gonna kill em. men, right! how your best friend bickers with her boyfriend, how she says i can't help it. i come back to him.

you learn: men are gonna cheat. men aren't going to listen when you're talking, because you're nagging. men think emotions are stupid. they think your life is vapid and your hobbies are embarrassing. men will slam things, but that's because men are allowed to be angry. if you get loud, you're hysterical. if a man gets loud - well, men are animals, men are dogs, men can't control their hands or their eyes or their bodies. they're going to make a snide comment about you in the locker room, about your body, about how you're so fucking annoying. you're going to give him kids, and he will give you the money for the kids, and you're going to be running the house 24/7 - but he gets to relax after a long day, because his job is stressful. the man is on stage, and is a comedian, and says "women!"

and you are supposed to love that. you are supposed to love men through how horrible they are to you - because that's what women do. that's what good women do. wife material. your father even told you once - it'll make sense when you're older. it was like staring down a very lonely tunnel.

it feels like something's caught in your throat, but it's all you know, so. it's okay that you see sex as a necessary tool, a sort of okay-enough ritual to keep him happy, even though he doesn't seem to care about happiness as-applied-to you. it is relationship upkeep. it is kissing him and smiling even though he didn't brush his teeth. it is getting on your knees and looking up and holding back a sigh because he barely holds you as you panic through the night. it's not like the sex is bad and you do like feeling wanted. and besides! he's a man! like... they're another species. you'll never be able to actually communicate, right. he isn't listening.

you just don't get it. you don't feel that sense of i'm gonna climb him like a tree. mostly it just feels fucking exhausting. you play the part perfectly. you smile and nod and are "effortlessly" charming. and it's fine! it's alright! you even love him, if you're looking. you could have good life, and a good family, and perfectly happy.

in the late night you google: am i broken. you google i'm not attracted to my husband. you google i get turned on by books but not by him. you google how to get better in bed.

the first time he yells at you, it almost feels like blankness. like - of course this is happening. this is always how it was going to end up. men get angry, and they yell, and you sit there in silence.

you mention it to your friend - just the once - while you're drunk. she shrugs and says it's like that with me too, i just try to forget and move on. men are always gonna hear what they want to. pick your battles and say sorry even though he's in the wrong. you play solitaire online for a month. you go to your therapist appointment and preach about how you're both so in love.

after all, you have a future to want. nobody lied about it - how many instagram posts say marriage is hard. say real love takes work. say we fight like cats and dogs but the best part is that we always make up. how many of your friends say happy anniversary to the best and worst thing to ever happen to me. if you really loved him - loved yourself too - you'd accept that men are just different from you.

the first time she kisses you, it's on a dare at a party. something large and terrifying whips through your body. you wake up sweating from dreams where her mouth is encrusted with pearls and you pick them off one by one with your teeth. fuck. you sit at the computer and your almost-finished game of sim city. you think about your potential perfect life and your potential future family. you google am i gay quiz with your little hands shaking.

you delete each letter slowly. you don't need to love him. you just need to keep going.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Okay, let's do some Tumbling!

[hasello]

man, I gotta draw ladies more… 😌 anyway - have some undertale doodles!

[watch out, some suggestive art below the „read more” - nothing graphic, but still!]

[shiftingtribemasterfics]

Hi there! Call me Shifty, and I write fanfiction!

My AO3 page is Here, and my main blog for art is Here!

My main Original Character AU series can also be found Here, updating ~every week as of posting this!