#i want weed bitch

[beatcroc]

hi. vore on main. no that's it that's the post this is straight up genuinely and unironically voreposting on main. mostly just a lot of cutsey dumb goofy shit, but monsterfucker brain did get ahold of me for a bit there so there's also a handful that are uhhhh Spicy. nothing explicit, but like, It's Vore Dude, so if you look under the cut that is YOUR problem ok? ok.

ok listen before i move on i have to put it out there look i KNOW i drew the funny rat skeleton comic with this guy but that was ONLY because it was funny. thats not my real belief, he doesn't have any organs at all he is just a sack of gunk. he is harmless. it's basically just the same inside as on the outside but slightly more damp since it's not exposed to air to give him that drier 'skin' layer.

also i already typed this out in my friendserver so im pasting it here now too. my stance on fp re: horniness is i really can't see him as a 'sexual' being, per se, especially with how non-biological he is, but also he really really really likes physical intimacy so if you are giving him permission to be weird and touchy on you in any context, let alone one both parties would enjoy, i mean. he's not gonna say no. this Could be about sex or w/e if someone wanted to fuck him but more relevantly here yeah it's about vore. i think that's categorically about the Most you can be touchy/in contact on a guy so yeah thats always what he's going to go for. tangentially he just thinks it's fun to make peppino* flustered so since pep does not particularly Enjoy being vored, fp has other options to Get Up In There for something else pep might enjoy *spoken generally for whatever theoretical partner, just peppino is the one that's readily available here and fun to use

also while im here id like to say. no peppino is not a monsterfucker are you kidding me. he is not going to ever go out of his way for weirdness. weirdness really has a way of finding him though, and he's shockingly tolerant of it as long as he doesn't clock it as a threat. anyway what im saying is if you got a big clingy beast around and al up in your business all the time shits just gonna kinda Happen sometimes. he's certainly not going to Encourage it but if hes already in that situation, might as well at that point.

[bibleofficial]

god bless sleeping 12hrs nightly

[creaturefeaster]

Can mimes get drunk or high?

True form, no. Biological host, yes.

[localgardenweed]

They’re on their way to the meeting!!

[basuralindo]

every ounce of kindness and understanding leaves my body the second my breathing is restricted. if my asthmatic ass finds you smoking at a bus stop I want you dead and I mean that

[mothofmany]

Everytime my chronic pain flares up im reminded of why i was severely suicidal for 3 years straight.

[bd-wlf]

Do you guys ever just feel your psyche breaking

[minnieposting]

i think my problem is the autism adhd ocd combo. genuinely

[binders-and-beanies]

Peer pressure for weed is so real actually and it gets laughed off bc it’s the Harmless Drug

[fuzzy-spider]

dad found the wasp pot :(

[undeadhousewife]

You know it's going to be good when my man walks into the room after a shopping trip out and says "now before you get angry.."

Long story short, I'm fucking angry because he's a fucking idiot and I'm barely containing my rage.

[mutalune]

hey siri how do I stop feeling gutwrenchingly anxious in the guilt way for using the treatment methods available to me to not be in constant misery

[incendiorum]

I had a tag essay late last night that I think I'd like to break down a little better today. plus it's basically almost p.ride month. and the dash icon is already repping the n.onbinary flag. it's the right time.

gender neutral descriptors > feminine descriptors > masculine descriptors, in order of io preference. masculine is... flexible. masculine is more acceptable if immediately paired with something feminine. but there are certain words that will almost immediately curl io's lip, that they prefer to just. not hear at all. like handsome. they hate handsome.

"feminine descriptors and masculine clothing and a full face of makeup makes the brain go brr" enough said. thank you for coming to my ted talk. this is base, default io. this is not to say they won't happily wear feminine clothing, because they will. the world is their oyster. they will gender-neutral things with their existence alone.

io likes to combine as much as they can into their appearance, their stance. the way they sit, the way they act. it's wet clay to them, and they will sculpt it how they wish.

at the end of the day though, io really is just. nothing. they want to be nothing. the body is a vessel and sometimes it just absolutely does not match their desires at all. sometimes the desire is simply to unmake. perceived but not perceived.

io and their experience with gender is very human. it's also very inhuman, because io is not, at all, a true person. they're human... shaped. they're their magic, with a pretty wrapping. this is, vastly, exactly what they consider themself. and they find the pretty wrapping constricting sometimes. io's magic is them, the rest... sometimes it feels perfectly fine. and sometimes it just really, really does not.

[jenthebug]

Let the tolerance break begin!

I can't get my MMJ card renewed until 3/18. I've decided I'm just not gonna buy weed between now and then, since I'm overdue for a tolerance break (and subsequent stratosphere scraping high).

I have two cookies left for Sunday and Monday night, to help me start the week, but after that, I'm out.

Honestly, the worst thing about tolerance breaks is that they mess up my sleep reset my brain so it can sleep without weed, and it's a process. I wake up at least a few times each night.

[localgardenweed]

Ok now just me and @rebloot are just watching anything under the shounen ai genre on a pirating website at this point, we sat through like 5 episodes Gakuen Handsome which im pretty sure we were on acid watching that and now Sasaki and Miyano and dude ALL WE’VE BEEN DOING IS JUST SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN AT HOW FUCKING OBLIVIOUS AND STUPID THEY ARE SOMETIMES LIKE OMFG YOU’RE GAY AND HE LIKES YOU THE CLOSET IS GLASS AND YOU ARE A BIRD WITH INTERNAL HOMOPHOBIA OR SMTH DAWG

This is our lives now and honestly the most fun ive ever had with pooks so ya know a sacrifice. Maybe we’ll dig for some GL/Yuris cause WE LOVE GIRLS I LOVE GIRLS HE LOVES GIRLS WE ALL LOVE GURLS and wanna see them happy!!! Ignore that its all doomed cause of media laws!!!!

[antilethean]

I can never look up anything about Skylar white on any site other than this one ever people really do just hate women so much ??? Even her wiki page is chock full of misogyny it's so depressing