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@crimsontroupe replied ; (plucks)
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#crimsontroupe#;m.oriarty#;self#self#;ooc#ooc#E N O U G HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#RELEASE HIM RELEASE HIM RELEASE HIM!!! N A O W#/also you and me: Y O I N K S#/U UNDERSTAND ME SOMA!!#also i hope u know while i drew this i was listening to that song#wait for the meow part#he is pathetically waving his ruler and wiggling#if u yoink him by the ahoge its like those plushies that have spirals-like bodies and they go boingggg#i want to pluck him like a s e a w e e d
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A little drabble or whatever that i just thought up :3
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To most people, Death would be the end- but to others, it might as well be the beginning.
You wish... to trade yourself?
The voice comes from everywhere and nowhere at once, a strange and unusual blend of distorted and twisted voices tying and twisting around themselves- almost as if willing themselves into actuality, or perhaps even back into the realm of those who continue to breath. If he focuses, he could even see the warped and distorted faces and forms that formed the feathers of the god-goddess-deity.
He inhales, the sound ringing all too loud- too soft- too little- too much- in the realm that was both nothing, yet everything at once.
"I- yes," he replies after a moment- no, an eternity?- of silence, though he supposed death meant nothing when one was planted in a realm such as this, "I... I want to trade myself for... him. Let Jason live in my place, and my- my sole is yours."
The deity's eyes narrow and she slow- s l o w l y creeps forward, the sound of bones crackling and popping filled each agonizing second, and it was all he could do to not turn tail and bolt- though to where, he was unsure.
You are clever. Your words were crafted carefully, child, and would mislead those who know not your intent... Though it would be quite a difficult feat to mislead a creature such as I.
He steels himself, pushing past the nausea rising in his throat and the pressure growing in his temples, "D- Do we have a deal?"
He pretends his voice doesn't shake. He pretends his hands don't tremble. He pretends that everything is f i n e.
...No, a deal built on your terms shall not be struck.
"W-what?!" he exclaims, tensing as he feels sharp claws formed of static slowly curl around his torso- the pressure barely on the edge of being too much.
Instead, I would like to strike a deal with you.
He remains quiet, eyes wide as breathing slowly becomes more and more difficult.
In exchange for the revival of the Bearer of Tragedies, you, Kin of Dragons, will become my Scion.
He falls quiet, the atmosphere considerate as an eternity- a second- passes.
"I..." he croaks, feeling lightheaded as his lungs refused to expand- leaving him to choke-
"I- I accept this d-deal-"
Very well, Kin of Dragons, your soul belongs to me.
He screams.
His very existence was ripped apart, shredded and unwoven- gathering and dispersing- into something that both was, yet wasn't-
Tim wakes up. His chest aching and his heat pounding. His back also felt like somebody attacked him with a slab of concrete. His skin was slick with sweat, and his heart raced with adrenaline.
Was that all... a dream? Did it not work? He was still in bed, so... maybe it didn't work after all...
He buries his face in his hand with a laugh that bordered on a full-on sob.
If the stupid ritual didn't work, then that means Jason was still dead... Oh god, what was he supposed to do now?
Miles away, deep beneath the ground and trapped within a casket built of poplar, the Bearer of Tragedies reawakens and bursts into the air.
Miles away, Death upholds her-his-its end of the bargain as a woman with emerald eyes sweeps in and plucks a newly-awoken Robin from the remnants his earthen tomb.
Miles away, the first Robin twitches as he feels something... change. Something within the world shifts ever so slight to the left, and he couldn't help but think that the world- the universe, perhaps- was worse off because of it.
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[Why did the shadow keep insisting that it would hurt him, as if he should somehow care about that fact? Nobody had ever cared that they had hurt him before. Not Papa, not Hasina, not anybody. Eventually, Cain had just grown used to it. Accepted that something had to be wrong with him that made them want to hurt him, because then he could justify having his heart ground to dust beneath someone's heel again and again and again. The failing had to be with him. He alone had to have done something to make them want to hurt him so badly. He was a biological failing, after all. A weakling. A perfect little tin soldier who couldn't even follow the simplest of orders. And no matter how hard he tried to fix it, no matter how hard he tried to make up for those failings, Cain always found himself falling short.
So he gave in. Accepted whatever punishment came his way. The pain was only temporary, after all. He could learn to live with it, if he had to. He shook his head back and forth, then, somewhat shakily.]
Y-you keep asking that. Mmmmy answer i-is still th-the same. It d-doesn't MATTER if I get hurt. I....I c-can take it. 'S what I deserve for being a FAILURE, heh heh--
[Why was he laughing? That wasn't funny. Not even remotely. So why--
He winced as a piece of glass was pulled out, whining low in his throat. After all his talk about being able to take the pain, it seemed his frustratingly low pain tolerance was rearing its ugly head to make him eat his words. Maybe it wasn't too late to try putting on a brave face anyway.]
I d-d-deserve this, anyway. M-mustn't let myself get d-damaged. Nnnnobody likes a FAULTY weapon, do they?
[Maybe he'd been a faulty weapon all along, though. Maybe he'd been rusting at the edges all this time, and now the rust had spread, and he couldn't get rid of it no matter what he tried, and any minute now they were going to toss him out onto the scrap heap and replace him with a more advanced model--
Cain hissed in pain as another piece of glass was plucked out of his wounds, jolting away in spite of himself. At least the pain was distracting him from his thoughts, clearing the haze over his eyes by the tiniest of degrees once more.]
W-why. Why won't I b-be punished or left or....everyone d-d-does. Everyone leaves me, everyone LIES to m-me, everyone thinks I'm w-WEAK, I j-just....I mess everything UP, I....I h-hurt THEM. I h-h-hurt Leon and Theatre, I....e-everybody there HATES me now, I c-can't go back. Can't. They d-don't WANT me there anyway. They....they'll get over me eventually. F-find someone who d-doesn't say the wrong thing a-and make them ANGRY all the time a-and---
I c-c-c-care about them a-and I STILL hurt them, s-so I.....w-why c-can't everybody just leave me ALONE, I'm a m-MONSTER, I....I DESERVE t-to be alone.
J-just leave me alone, L-leo. Never h-had a problem with that before, DID YOU.
God's Leon was nervous. He wanted to see Cain but he didn't. He wanted to yell at him for all the hurtful shit he had said, but at the same time Leon wanted to run away. He wanted to tell Cain not to dare leave him, and he wanted closure if he was being left behind.
Cain.. Cain confused Leon. With his hot and cold behaviour, and the hypocrisy of how he acted. Honestly, if he hadn't of been pushed to it, he probably would have kept avoiding him. But the thought of Cain doing something stupid because he thought Leon hated him? That would haunt him.
Still, he has half a mind to turn back. Avoid the difficult conversation. Not give Cain the chance to see how hurt he was or the chance to hurt him further. On the other hand, he wanted Cain to know how is actions affected others.
He just.. had to FIND the soft shell mutant first.
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KSJ: Single Parent AU
List of all Seokjin fics under 'Single Parent' AU:
* s - contains smut
* Last updated: 25/02/2024
D R A B B L E S
Baby Sitter by 7waystreet s single dad!Seokjin, neighbors au Summary: Seokjin's your friendly neighbor who needs a baby sitter for his kid on short notice, leaving you with no idea on how good he’ll be paying you back for your services.
Hello, Nurse by sugaurora doctor!Seokjin, pregnant!reader, single mom!reader Summary: Along with your babies, it looked like the New Year would bring something much more unexpected.
O N E S H O T S
A Little Medical Magic by thisbrokenmask wc~5.1k / pediatrician!Seokjin, single mom!reader Summary: When you take your son to A&E in the middle of the night, you don’t expect the paediatrician to get on so well with your son. You don’t expect to ever see him again, either.
* Down The Rabbit Hole by oftenderweapons s wc~12.5k / divorced!Seokjin, single dad!Seokjin, FWB, PWP Summary: Seokjin has been meeting Fawn at The Rabbit Hole for a while now. A place of debauchery and foregone inhibitions, and yet only one rule would not budge. Will Fawn finally have a taste of the forbidden fruit?
G.P.S - God, Parents Suck by hansolmates wc~5.1k / single dad!Seokjin, hotelier!reader, strangers to lovers Summary: Seokjin just wants to enjoy the Disney treatment and you are more than happy to deliver.
Misanthropy & Mistletoe by shediot wc~55k / single dad!Seokjin, strangers to lovers Summary: Known as the Scrooge of your town, you spend the majority of your life isolated from others. Yet, when the child of a brother you never knew you had winds up on your doorstep in the dead of winter with nowhere else to go, you find yourself reluctantly opening your home to her. And perhaps, with the help of the townsfolk you’ve spent your life avoiding, you can open your heart, too.
No Pain, No Gain [AO3] by diorkim s wc~16.5k / personal trainer!Seokjin, single mom!reader, strangers to lovers Summary: All your life, you romanticized the idea of true love until a failed marriage taught you that it wasn’t as euphoric as you had hoped. But when you think about it, it also gave you your greatest blessing, so at least you can say you did something right. You promised that it wasn’t worth entertaining the thought of finding a suitor as long as you had Sooyoung, a ball of sunshine who would never hurt you in any way. That is, until Kim Seokjin enters your life, serving much more purpose than to kick your ass during a workout session.
One Step by cutechim wc~2.9k / pediatrician!Seokjin, single mom!reader Summary: Attending an ex’s wedding is never easy, but you might just have the perfect remedy—if you can pluck up the courage to take it.
The Stork by versigny wc~4.5k / single mom!reader, strangers to lovers Summary: Being a single mom hadn’t been the plan, but a handsome stranger in the park makes it a little bit easier.
The Truth Untold by vminity21 s wc~22.3k / single mom!reader, old friends to lovers Summary: When a job opportunity arises in the hometown you left seven years ago, you return with the gift that was never made known to the one person who hasn’t left your mind. Despite the love interest tugging on your heartstrings, you wonder where he may be; tired of suppressing the guilt for hiding the biggest secret you have ever withheld. Now, after all this time, the truth is approaching much sooner than you anticipate, and the untold story of why you left will soon be revealed.
T W O S H O T S / S E R I E S
Cinnamon Bliss by yoonia s single dad!Seokjin, cafe owner!reader, strangers to lovers Summary: Ever since the day he walked through the front door of your cafe hand in hand with his sweet daughter on one gloomy afternoon in the middle of winter, he had captured your heart without him even knowing it. All the time, you had chosen to stay on the sidelines, watching him mend his broken heart in silence while he teaches his own daughter that it was okay to be a kid despite the pain that they shared. You know you shouldn’t be so infatuated with him or let this feeling go any deeper. Because nothing could prepare you when you are forced to watch him move on, completely unaware that he is about to be breaking your heart into pieces.
Heaven Sent by btsqualityy husband's best friend!Seokjin, widow!reader Summary: You had the perfect life: an amazing husband, a gorgeous daughter, and a career that you loved. It was everything that you’d ever wanted for yourself, until it was snatched away from you. After a horrific accident, you’re left to figure out how to raise your five year old daughter, Aera, all on your own while also grieving the loss of your first love. You struggle to understand why your husband left the both of you alone, until a chance reconnection with one of your husband’s closest friends shows you that maybe, he is still looking out for you.
Made-up Love Song by floralseokjin s CEO!Seokjin, single dad!Seokjin, elementary school teacher!reader, strangers to lovers Summary: Your first encounter with Kim Seokjin doesn’t go so well, nor your second, or your third… and maybe that’s because it shouldn’t work on paper. You’re an elementary school teacher living with your best friend, and have never left the country despite hitting the third decade of your life not so long ago. He’s the dad of one of your students, nearly a decade older than you and divorced. Oh yes, and just another minor detail – he’s a multimillionaire. Your lives are lightyears apart, yet somehow, your paths having now crossed, things just seem to fall into place…
The Catch by hamsterclaw s single mom!reader, exes to lovers Summary: Your daughter is the most important person in your life. Her father? Not so much. He's been away for years, and now he wants to come back.
When You Left Us [pt2] [pt3] by yoongiphoria single dad!Seokjin, absent mom!reader Summary: All Seokjin has left of you is your daughter.
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DAD GOT7 A⇴Z HEADCANON ⇴ Im Jaebum
A ⇴ AFFECTION
Through his attention, Jaebum would be able to let you know the most how much he appreciated you. You’d often feel him curl up around your bump especially when he thought you were asleep and unaware of what he was doing.
B ⇴ BUMP
The changes that your bump went through were what fascinated Jaebum the most throughout your pregnancy. He loved to compare every single week at what size your baby would be, keeping a book especially on it. He’d measure with his arms often around your bump too, waiting each week until his hands could no longer meet as a result of your bump being so big.
C ⇴ CRAVINGS
At times, he thought your cravings were crazy, especially when you’d ask him to fetch a jar of pickles. He’d barely be able to stay in the same room as you as he hated the smell so much, but as you always reminded him, you were eating for two, and just the mention of your baby was enough to keep him in the room to keep you company whilst you ate.
D ⇴ DUE DATE
Jaebum would be calm about your pregnancy, until the week before your due date arrived. The realisation would hit him like a tonne of bricks, as he felt the pressures of the responsibility begin to weigh him down. The less mobile you became, the scarier it got for him too as you were usually so independent, seeing how hard you struggled every day, sometimes he couldn’t wait for your due date to arrive and see you as you, again.
E ⇴ EXCITEMENT
He definitely had his times when he’d try and downplay his excitement, but in reality, Jaebum was beyond excited to become a father. He’d always had a family in his plans for his long-term future but knowing that he was going to become a father with you was much more of an achievement then he could have ever seen him reaching. He’d often have to sit in disbelief that he was lucky enough to be in the position that he was.
F ⇴ FAMILY
Being an only child, Jaebum was keen to have his parents around as much as possible as it could potentially be their only experience of a grandchild too. They were protective of Jaebum as an only child anyway, and with that, they were protective of you too, but especially so during your pregnancy. Anything that either of you needed would be solved by them in a heartbeat, all you ever had to do was ask.
G ⇴ GETTING READY
He was used to organising the boys and keeping everything in check, and so Jaebum played on those skills to get ready for your baby’s arrival too. Whilst you were often flustered, he was a lot calmer and a lot more organised too. By the time you’d often composed yourself, the job would have already been sorted by him.
H ⇴ HEARTBEAT
Jaebum didn’t tend to get emotional often, but the sound of his baby’s heartbeat was enough to set him off. The two of you had often talked about how the heartbeat felt like such a landmark in pregnancy, and so when it finally happened for the two of you, an emotional reality really began to settle in for him.
I ⇴ “I LOVE YOU”
Every day, Jaebum would remind you that he loved you, but especially on the bad days that you had. When you were uncomfortable or in pain, that would be when he reminded you that he loved you the most, desperate to find the right words that would at least try and bring you some comfort whilst you were hurting.
J ⇴ JEALOUSY
If anything, the other members were jealous of Jaebum and how he’d managed to settle down rather than him being jealous of anything. They all knew he was going to be a great father, but seeing his family grow and the two of you really come together was something many of them could still only dream of. Each of them wanted to have what you had one day, not wanting to settle anything less than the happiness the two of you shared.
K ⇴ KICKS
Every kick would always take Jaebum by surprise, for some reason he could just never get used to the feeling. Each time, his eyes would dart up to you as if it was the first time that he was feeling your baby kick. Whilst you adjusted quickly to all the little movements, Jaebum would always treat it as if it were a first.
L ⇴ LABOUR
It was by far the part that he most and least looked forward to, he was never quite sure how he felt about it. The one thing he carried with him though was the advice of his mum who had encouraged him to put his feelings to one side and only focus on you. And that was what he did, throughout the entire time, he made sure to keep himself together and make sure that you knew that he was right there supporting you.
M ⇴ MORNING SICKNESS
Whilst he wasn’t someone who dealt particularly well with sickness, Jaebum knew he had to stick it out and be there for you. His face always managed to give away that he wasn’t impressed, but when you tried to tell him that you could get through it by yourself, his head would shake and only bring you closer into him for comfort.
N ⇴ NURSERY
You had free reign when it came to the nursery, Jaebum worked under your command which you loved. Whilst you could sit back, he built all of the furniture that you picked out to make your nursery the perfect spot.
O ⇴ OBSESSION
He was obsessed with the changes in your bump, Jaebum had always been fascinated by human nature, but seeing how your body adapted with every passing day truly captured his attention and interest.
P ⇴ POST BIRTH
The two of you were wrecks for the first couple of days in your little bubble. You were terrified, especially when your little one slept, the last thing either of you wanted to do was wake them up. There was a lot of tiptoeing around until the three of you became comfortable and a routine was firmly in place.
Q ⇴ QUESTIONS
Jaebum would be full of questions whenever you went to any of your appointments, sometimes his questions wouldn’t even have anything to do with your baby, but to do with technology or something else that interested him too.
R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS
Each of the members of the group had ended up surprising you with gifts before your baby arrived, their wardrobe was full and their room perfectly decorated by the time all of them were finished spoiling your baby, all secretly vying for the spot of favourite uncle to be introduced to your baby for the very first time.
S ⇴ SCANS
Jaebum kept a photo of your scan up on his wall in the studio to use when he needed inspiration. You knew that he created storyboards whenever he was coming up with lyrics, but the photo of your scan seemed like the missing piece of the puzzle that he had been missing out on all along to really finish off his songs.
T ⇴ TEST
You’d had a funny feeling for some time that you could have been pregnant, eventually plucking up the courage to ask Jaebum to buy you a test. It was just precaution, but neither of you could have expected it to come back positive.
U ⇴ ULTRASOUND
Jaebum made the time for every appointment, it never mattered how busy his schedule was, you were always his number one priority when you needed him, he was there.
V ⇴ VISITS
His parents were the first to visit the three of you, much to the disappointment of the boys. Meeting their first grandchild was just as overwhelming as the experience was for Jaebum and seeing them with his child was emotional for him too.
W ⇴ WAITING
It was only when you’d get impatient, would Jaebum get impatient, other than that, he was usually relaxed and not allowing himself to get too carried away by the situation.
X ⇴ XXXX
He would often trail kisses along your bump whenever you were having a particularly restless night. Jaebum always hoped that a kiss from him would work in the same way as a kick from your baby and keep him nice and calm.
Y ⇴ YOU
You were his best friend, the only one he ever wanted to experience fatherhood alongside.
Z ⇴ ZZZ
Despite there being many times when he was reluctant to get up, whenever you needed anything in the night, Jaebum was there to get it. After all, the sleepless nights were probably something he was going to have to get used to.
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@bedlamology asked : kane is here with some freshly baked cinnamon rolls in hand. he wasn't sure if kaen would enjoy them, but he's hopeful. "I made these this morning if you would like some."
It’s a rather pleasant surprise to see Kane come to them for once. After the first few encounters the young godling was almost s u r e they had spooked him off for good ( not that they can especially help it , they hide their timid demeanor behind an open-armed sort of grace ) . Even so , he’s greeted just as kindly as ever – bright smile and all , the charm of gleeful l i g h t glinting in the crystals flecked ‘cross their doe-like features. They do their best not to startle him this time , refraining from their typically f o r w a r d approach. Instead , they wait for him to do the talking , blue hues widening like sapphire saucers when he brings forward a box full of fresh-baked goods ( cinnamon ! they smell cinnamon ! ) . Mouth falls into a softspoken , surprised , ‘ oh ! ’ , furred ears flicking upright and forward ( though unseen , their wee tail begins to flick to n’ fro ) . Internally Kaen clutches at their chest , palm pressed to the wall : he bakes , too ! gods alive , we really are twins ! this is the happiest revelation i’ve ever heard — !
But what a SILLY proposition ! Of course they want some ! Sweets were one of their ( many ) vices. His hopes do not go squandered as a wee hand appears from the overgrowth of a colorful sweater sleeve , reaching out to pluck one of the buns from the bunch. “Thank ye , Mr. Kane !” They chirp , already quick to take a few bites. A swallow , an appreciative hum. “‘S very good !” And they mean it , too. “Ye said ye made ‘em yerself ?” This is quite interesting , it piques their curiosity ; perhaps he’s got other hidden talents and interests , too ! The potential for friendship continues to build , the faun is practically riddled with j o y .
#❧ ━ ❝ OOC || maybe QUEUE really are just some forgotten story in the end || queue ❞ ━ ☙#❧ ━ ❝ ch. KAEN || answered ❞ ━ ☙#❧ ━ ❝ ch. KAEN || verse i: MAIN ❞ ━ ☙#bedlamology#bedlamology || kane#kaen is on a quest to befrien kane it seems
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alright it’s time for as requested part two of rowan reads the original sherlock holmes and compares it to yuumori
i finished a study in scarlet and holy shit was yuumori accurate to it
obviously they changed the case so that... well, moriarty was involved, and they didn’t go into detail on why drebber was an a-grade piece of shit (lol i wasn’t expecting the mormons but it was a great perspective actually doyle went big brain time on that one lmao)
Hmmm i mean the other main difference is that Watson Is Gayer In The Original but yeah obviously that’s for a reason and the reason is william james moriarty
I have some highlights of “oh my god I need to see yuumori sherlock do this right now because he Absolutely Would” and they’re WILD
So yuh here are your Sherlock Moments
-when watson asks stamford why he might not want to board with sherlock bestie went “he’s a little queer” and watson was basically like “i like that in a man :)” like i am Fully Aware that’s not what queer meant back then but it’s FUNNY alright
-stamford is also like “yeah i mean he’s the kind of guy who would probably perform human experiments on his friends without telling them”
-watson walks into sherlock’s lab like hello new roommate :) and the dude immediately starts SCREAMING
-he’s all I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT LOOK and fucking stabs himself and drips the blood in a container, yeah yeah it makes a reaction and he’s like I AM GOING TO SOLVE ALL CRIMES EVER ACTUALLY wait who are you
-SHERLOCK THEN PROCEEDS TO SEAL UP THE CUT WITH P L A S T E R AND THEN HANDLE POISONOUS CHEMICALS WITH HIS BARE, INJURED HANDS
-watson moves in with this dude and is like “oh wow im really interested in this guy but im Polite so i cannot ask him anything” so he starts snooping around trying to figure out what sherlock does for a living?????? like he couldn’t just fucking ask???? and he’s like wow he has these clients and he kicks me out of the house every time they come over i Really Don’t Want To Think He’s Fucking Them
-obviously, and to watson’s embarassment, he wasn’t. sherlock is a virgin and it is very clear
-watson describes sherlock in the most homoerotic way possible i don’t even know how to describe it bestie goes on about his hands for a full paragraph it’s really gay man
-WATSON IS SO POLITE ABOUT IT ITS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS ISTG HES LIKE I AM KIND OF SERIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH THIS DUDE BUT I COULDN’T POSSIBLY JUST ASK HIM ANYTHING OR LIKE TRY TO GET CLOSER TO HIM I WILL SIMPLY WRITE LISTS ABOUT HIM AND DIAGNOSE HIM WITH AUTISM
-he’s also like “i don’t know i really think hes on drugs i would say he’s on drugs but also he’s like this all the time and he might just be mentally ill” lo and behold it was both
-SHERLOCK GOES TO BED AT TEN PM AND GETS UP AT 4 AM EVERY DAY WITHOUT FAIL
-m o t h e r f u c k e r d o e s n o t k n o w w h a t t h e s o l a r s y s t e m i s
-and when asked why he doesn’t know! he’s like my dear watson! i simply cannot be bothered! my brain is filled up with more important things!
-watson compares him to some fictional detective that edgar allan poe made up and sherlock is like HIM OH MY GOD DO NOT COMPARE ME TO THAT MOTHERFUCKER I AM BETTER THAN THAT
-it’s honestly really cute watson apparently will sit and listen to him play the violin and like request pieces and stuff and yeah sherlock can play those fine
-but most of the time if he picks it up on his own sherlock will just start plucking it with his fucking hands while slouching in a chair and sitting like L Death Note and playing random notes that Vibe
-watson HATES it
-watson once picks up this paper sherlock has lying around about yknow. deduction and all that and how you find things out and watson is like “this is Bullshit who wrote this what the fuck this is the most unrealistic thing i’ve ever read” and then sherlock is like I Wrote It Shawty and watson is like. um. oh haha i take back everything
-MAN I JUST GOTTA POINT OUT I AM A TEENAGE BOY AND I COULD NOT STAY SERIOUS WHEN DOYLE THOUGHT “EJACULATED” WAS A GOOD WORD TO PUT IN PLACE OF SAID
-lol he was like “ahahahhaa my deductions” and watson was like “but How Did You Do It” and he’s like “I WANT TO LOOK COOL WATSON DONT MAKE ME RUIN IT BY EXPLAINING”
-GHHHHHHHHHH BESTIES when sherlock was Infodumping to watson About Crimes watson was like “oh my god that’s so cool bestie!” like Once and watson described it like “i was complimenting him like he was a girl and i called him beautiful and he blushed” LIKE DUDE THATS GAY
-that one time sherlock yelled “THE PLOT THICKENS” and lestrade was like “i t w a s t h i c k e n o u g h a l r e a d y”
-dude thinks he’s wrong ONCE and has a mental breakdown in front of the entirety of scotland yard before like five seconds later realizing that he was not, in fact, wrong
I’d say that the main difference between him and yuumori sherlock is that og sherlock has a massive fucking ego and yuumori sherlock is very loud but has no ego at all. Og sherlock will brag about how smart he is to anyone who will fucking listen. Yuumori sherlock will only boast abt his intelligence around Moriarty because he knows they’re both mindfucking
Other than that... I honestly cannot come up with significant differences between them. You can really tell how similar they are especially with the sign of mary episode- dude was just like >:((((( the entire day because watson has a fiance and then he walks in on a dead body and goes now hERES SOME FUN
He’s very accurately and enthusiastically portrayed, as far as I can tell, and I think that’s really epic. I love him. I might kin og sherlock too guys ngl
#rowan screams into the void#rowan views moriarty#moriarty the patriot#sherlock holmes ?????#yeah#sherlock holmes#yuukoku no moriarty
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𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐑𝐔𝐓
( ~ Takami Keigo (Hawks) x Gender Neutral Reader Insert ~ )
GENRE: Smut. Filthy, Disgusting, Grimy Smut.
FANDOM: Boku No Hero Academia (My Hero Academia)
TRIGGER WARNINGS: SMUT! This particular fic has tones of CNC (Consensual Non Consent) but it’s KNOWN that both Reader- Chan and Hawks are on the same page when it comes to this sort of thing. This is very aggressive and loving at the same time so just be warned about that. Other than that, I don’t think anything else needs to be reported. PLEASE let me know if anything triggers you and I will be sure to not write anything like this in the future.
SUMMARY: This is a headcanon of Hawks in rut. There’s GOING to be a part 2, so just be aware of that.
WORD COUNT: N/A because this is a headcanon/imagine
(Headers are mine, but the art inside of them are not! Please don’t steal or repost without credit!)
You both had the same shift that day so of course you both came home together.
You both had seemed exhausted to no end but Hawks was definitely zapped, but he was a little different.
You unlocked the door intending to take a shower, make dinner, and then catch up on anything you needed to, humming softly to yourself as Hawks followed.
You were about to speak before you were stopped and gripped by the neck, pushed into a kiss as he pushed you into the wall.
You grunt softly before it finally clicks and you let him dominate you, gently pushing the door before he grabbed your hand and pinned it against the wall.
The door didn’t close all the way, surprise surprise :|
You open your eyes a little to find his eyes hungrily peering down at you causing your heart to leap in your throat.
You also notice that his wings are high and defined behind him vibrating, a couple of loose feathers falling from the bunch.
The vibration of his wings casted an eerie low whirr around you as he started to bare his teeth a little feeling his cock get hard against you.
You close your eyes a little and look down but he tilts your chin up so you can’t look away, his hips grinding hard into you as he lets out one of those hoarse shaky breaths of his right by your ear.
You, who was already aroused a little before, pressed your thighs together and pressed his bulge in between them which made him arch his back, shudder and thrust into you hard, pulling your hips against him which created a loud mack that elicited a chesty moan from him.
You found his moans to be quite appealing and they made you even more horny every single time you heard them. He, of course, used it against you all the time, especially in the most inappropriate times.
By this point, you’d have figured out that he was in rut and a sly smirk washed over your face.
You knew that during Rut, he loved to indulge on his “bird of prey” instincts. He always loved a fight and you both knew each other’s boundaries so well that nothing had ever really went wrong before.
He leaned in to kiss you and you swiveled your head away from him causing him to growl lowly and take you by the throat, sucking on your earlobe causing your knees to buckle.
“Not so tough now are you, Baby Bird,” he growled, pulling you closer, marking your neck up with his teeth.
You tremble as you feel his teeth teasing your sensitive areas and you took one of his hands, sucking on his finger, rubbing his bulge, your eyes challenging his.
He lets out an airy moan as his eyebrows arch, biting his lip as he started to grind into your hand, his forearm now pressed against the wall, all of his moans spilling out of his mouth right into your ear.
You shudder and push against his bulge, pushing him away, nibbling on his finger as you pull away.
“Come. Here,” he growled out as he bit his lip, licking over the same fingers that were just in your mouth.
“I don’t think I want to,” you lie and walk away, shaking your ass in his direction as you walk away.
Again, there’s that eerie hum of his vibrating wings again his hand loosening his belt a little before his hand disappeared into his boxers, squeezing and stroking at his cock as he leaned against the wall.
“If you make me chase, y-you I’m g-going t-to f-face fuck you s-so g-goddamn ha-hard,” he moaned out as he continued to please himself, his hips bucking into his hand. “Y-You’re not going to be able to t-talk for a f-fucking w-week and a half,” he threatened already looking like he was about to cum, his eyes half lidded and his cheeks reddened.
“Oh no… A good face fucking from my daddy? W-What a tragedy,” you tease more, sitting on the bed, twirling your fingers in your hair as you watch him jerk himself off.
Suddenly you see a spark behind his eyes and you get a little nervous.
“Don’t fucking touch yourself,” he growled out in a small moan before starting to stroke himself faster,
For some reason, watching him with his shirt halfway off of his shoulders and his hands down his pants was a little hotter than if he were to have his cock out in the open for you to see.
His feathers started to fluff up and his breathing hitched as he leaned against the wall, his head tilted up as he broke into a fit of deep, chesty moans, his wings trembling as they became more pronounced.
At his feet, there was a pile of soft red down feathers, but somehow you were a little more focused on his trembling legs, his breathing and his expression sounding like he was about to cum.
Of course, you press your thighs together and groan out softly, grinding against your bed, letting out soft groans.
“I s-said— F-Fuck~ D-Don’t move!” He looked back down at you as he started to slowly thrust into his hand, his strong hips mimicking those deep strokes he gave to you that you loved so much, his teeth clad on the collar of his shirt, even on the brink of release still looking smug.
You suddenly formed an idea of your own that might’ve pissed him off, but you were pissed that he decided to get off without you, making you horny and not being able to do anything about it.
“K-Keigo,” you whimper, a small smirk tugging at the corner of your lips. “P-Please! I’m sorry, I’ll be a g-good b-baby bird, please… P-Please f-fuck me…”
You put on the most innocent, needy voice you could and knew that your plan was in motion once he took his hand out of his pants with a soft groan.
You spread your legs for him and he stood in between them pushing you back on the bed, trying *again* to give you a kiss.
You squeak softly when you’re pushed back on the bed and when he tries to kiss you, again you look away and try to push him off of you.
Once again, you both have a safe word and neither of you said it, so he continues.
He pulls your hips against his throbbing bulge and you whimper out loudly as he growls into your ear.
“G-Get off of me!” You tried to squirm and wiggle around, trying to push him off, trying to fight away.
“You’re gonna take me like a good baby bird!” He growled as he thrusted his hips hard against yours causing you to moan and cry out.
You moved to hit him and he just grabbed your wrist pinning you to the bed.
“Tell me how fucking bad you want me, baby,” he moaned into your ear, growling as he slowly rolled his hips into yours, his face looking a bit drunk because of the power he held over you, his eyes dark and malicious while also still loving.
“No! E-Eat shit Keigo,” you cry out trying not to give in to his cock twitching against your sex.
“Don’t make me rip those pants right off of you baby,” he threatened, his hand clenched tight around the top of your pants, pulling at your pants.
“D-Do it then! You’re the b-bird of prey r-right? Hm? So d-do something!”
He did as told with a challenging smirk, plucking one of his own feathers, cutting them off of you.
“W-Wait! Kei-“
He mocked you as he slid his pants and boxers down his legs just enough to be able to thrust deep inside of your tight little hole.
As he did so, you arched your back and all of that fight you held before suddenly melted away into a sea of moans and whimpers watching as his sharp eyes preyed upon you.
“Fuuuccckkk~ How does it feel? H-How does it feel knowing you do this to me, hm? Take responsibility baby bird,” he teases you as he immediately deals you deep strokes, pushing his strong hips into your hole ready for him to use and abuse all night.
Still, you want to be bratty so you slap him which makes him hold you down with one hand, the other hand thrusting hard into you, his wings flapping a little as they stiffened and he gave another throaty moan.
He was usually a sensitive person, but during rut his sensitivity absolutely skyrocketed and you couldn’t do anything but try and hold your resolve not to break.
You could see the pretty light behind his eyes so you dig your nails into his shoulder and he growls quietly as the tips of his wings flutter and quiver by how you squeeze around him.
You grab one of his hands and suck the precum from his fingers making his jaw drop and his eyes roll into the back of his head as his fluid hip thrusts melt into something choppy but still rough and pleasurable.
You knew that his hands were the most sensitive besides his ear and his collarbone.
“F-Fuck baby bird,” he moaned out trying not to cum, his breaths heaving as sweat washed over his forehead.
You smirk and bite on his fingers and then deep throat them causing him to practically yelp out in pleasure, his cock twitching inside of you.
“Like this, daddy,” you ask as he stares down at you with your lustful eyes as the saliva strands connects your lips to his fingers.
“Y-Ye-ah,” he moaned out as he tried to keep from passing out.
He loved how tight you were around him, the way you looked with your fingers down your throat and the way your moans felt around his fingers.
You knew you had the control now, so you push yourself against him and clench down as you nibble on his fingers.
I w-want you to cum inside of m-me! Please daddy,” you tease as you felt him harden more and he was about to cum right then and there.
“I d-don’t w-want t-to-“
And right after that, he came, his eyes widening as he thrusted into you hard, his feathers casting that almost cinematic murmur through the room before standing up pronounced as if he were putting on a show for someone. He looked pronounced, curved over you, his fingers going deeper into his throat, a panting mess, his eyes sleek and slender, his trembling feathers still having that soft hum.
Luckily for him, being the territorial fuck he was, the neighbors COULD see you. All of you. And everything that’d just transpired.
The door wasn’t closed all the way.
The windows were open.
But upon further inspection, however, there was one *neighbor* watching just a little too closely. Your friendly neighborhood villain, Dabi.
#bnha headcanons#bnha smut#bnha x reader#hawks x y/n#pro hero hawks#hawks lemon#hawks imagine#gender neutral imagine#lemon fic#bnha hawks#takami keigo x reader#mha takami keigo#takami keigo smut
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× genre: smut, everyone is filthy rich × pairing: San x Reader (fem.) × word count: 4.7k × warnings: explicit language, mentions of alcohol, smoking, fingering, oral, clit play, dirty talk, explicit sex, marijuana use
× synopsis:The only excitement at this boring extravagant party was the taste of a random kid’s lips on yours mixed with the devil’s lettuce, who happens to be the son of the CEO your parents partnered with. It couldn’t get any better than that.
☁️: i don’t smoke weed, but that shit is lowkey hot, especially when you end up shot-gunning with a slicked-back-blonde-hair san.
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You never knew what the point of holding such extravagant parties was. Did they really donate proceeds to charity, or was that another cold lie your parents fed the guests apart from the disgusting over-priced cheese and caviar?
It was nights like these where you wanted nothing but to go home and empty the fridge or possibly passed out face flat onto a lawn at some random frat party you found yourself in. Anything would be better than standing in feet-aching heels at a party with no one to talk to.
If you earnt a dollar for every time you welcomed guests and greeted them with your million dollar realistic fake smile, you’d become a billionaire, rich enough to buy your parent’s company and probably two others. Your cheeks were aching just as much as your feet with the number of times you had to smile through the pain of talking to business people about their stupid taxes and so on.
“You might want to slow down on the tarts, dear, there are guests you know” It wasn’t like anybody bothered to get their hands crumby with the tarts, so why not do it for them?
“That’s your fault for inviting so many people, mother” You didn’t even need to take a glance at her to know she rolled her eyes into another dimension at your snarky comment.
“Behave” To be completely honest, it was quite satisfying seeing your mother fed up with you. It could possibly teach her a thing or two. It was honestly the least you could do after living a life many wished for. If only they knew the consequences of actually living it.
It felt like the walls were closing in with every passing second you stayed inside, surrounded by countless bodies that wanted nothing to talk about money and other materialistic desires. You felt disgusted with every fibre of your body as you take a swift glance at your parents, putting on a show with the same plastic smiles as their snake tongues lure the interests of tycoons.
The longer you stayed here, the more you wanted to throw up from basking in overly expensive perfume and cologne. Your cheeks were on the verge of seizing from the smiles, it was exhausting.
It felt even more suffocating, literally, as you squeeze passed guests and avoiding the urge to knock over the sparkling champagne glass in their hands. The balcony seemed to be the only place of refuge. Sliding the glass door, you stepped outside into the midst of breezy night with slight shivers travelling up your body.
You felt like you can breathe again after escaping out into the open. The chatters and laughs muffled as you slide the glass door closed again, turning your back on the faces to bask in the chilly air with nothing but a loose satin dress short enough to hide the case of cigarettes strapped to your thigh.
The balcony was long, it wrapped around one entire side and halfway around the other. It got colder as you dipped around the corner, perfect and away from prying eyes. You hiked up your dress slightly, taking the case of cigarettes strapped to your thigh before holding it between your lips.
If your parents ever found out you were one of those tobacco users, they’d blame you for tarnishing their reputation with ridiculously absurd malicious headlines, ‘Heiress of Multimillion-Dollar Company or a Tobacco Addict?’ ‘The Irony of a Smoker Running A Biomedical Company’. It was as if it were the apocalypse if they’d ever catch you, not that you would let them.
“Those things kill you fast, you know?” You were in the middle of a drag of your cigarette before a voice jolted you up from your spot, making you spin around to a man leaning against the wall.
“I’m counting on it” You were only joking of course.
“So what’s a pretty girl like you doing out here smoking?” The man kicked himself off the wall before stepping into the more lit area of the balcony.
“You can’t call me pretty if you don’t know me” Your lips kissed the cigarette again, blowing smoke between your lips as you stared out into the city from the rails of your penthouse balcony.
“What if I do know you?” His features were sharp under the dim lighting, cheekbones stood out very prominently as his feline eyes left your jaw dropped. He was truly astonishing.
“I don’t seem to know who you are” You turned to face him, getting a better observation at his god-like features as you held the cigarette over the railing.
“I’m Choi San” Now that was a name that had rung a few rusty bells in your head.
“Don’t tell me you’re the Choi San of-”
“Choi Biomedical Technologies? Yes, I’m that Choi San”
Almost half of all hospitals had the equipment and resources produced by San’s father in use day and night. Fortunately enough, the company had decided to pair with your parent’s medical research and company.
“Funny enough, I don’t see your face around often”
“It’s pointless to just show my face at a party where I don’t have fun” San shoved his hands in the pockets of his pants, shuffling a bit in his spot before finally turning his face towards you.
Now you could clearly see everything, and my, he was indeed a masterpiece. You were amazed at how he managed to slick back his hair without the look of heavy hair products glistening under the light.
“So what made you show up to this one?” If there was any way possible that excused you from attending these parties, you’d take it in a heartbeat.
“To see what the hype was all about, my father’s tried setting me up with many girls when I don’t go. So I figured if I showed up just once, he’d finally leave me alone”
“And did he?”
“Why do you think I’m out here?” San smirked as he ran his hand through his hair, staring down at your cigarette.
“Sounds pitiful” You bring your hand up, holding the slow killer against your lips before puffing one out into the air.
“May I?” San nodded towards the cigarette, eyes drooping at the sight of it between your lips.
“You don’t spike me as a smoker” You handed the stick over to him, watching him take a drag before smoke escapes pass his lips.
“You’d be surprised about other things” San grimaced at the cigarette before handing it back to you and looking out into the city.
“Like what?” Now you were genuinely curious.
A smirk crawled up San’s face as he faced you again, eyeing you with curious eyes before licking his teeth. You could tell he was trying to avoid your question, but it just worked your curiosity even more.
“What are you doing out here?” You scoffed at San’s diversion, turning around to rest your forearms against the rails.
“For a smoke obviously, and my feet hurt from walking around” You shook off the ash from the cigarette, hesitantly bringing the nearly finished stick up to your lips once again.
“You always smoke at parties?”
“Only when I have to”
“What made you tonight?”
“Look at that and tell me you don’t want to get out of there” San didn’t have to look to know what you were referring to. In fact, he felt exactly the same.
“You know, I have something better than this,” San plucked the cigarette out from your lips and threw it off the balcony before reaching in his jacket, pulling out a small clear bag of what seemed to look like chopped up parsley “, that would relax you”.
“What the fuck?” Your eyes widen as you finally realise what was in front of you. This guy really just stored weed in his jacket like it was nothing.
“What? Have you never tried?” You shook your head, eyeing the green flakes sitting in its little ziplock bag.
“I never knew where to get it-”
“Wow, look at that!” You could’ve sworn your head was about to rip right off your neck from how fast you swerved behind.
Silhouettes of guests fill the floor as a few flooded out into the balcony, making your heart race as you assured San to put the bag back in his jacket. Thankfully, the two of you were around the corner which let you dodge a bullet from noisy guests.
“Shit” As much as you wanted to smoke whatever San offered, it was too risky out here even behind the unlit corner of your balcony.
“I know a place where we can-”
“No, I can’t leave the building, they won’t let me” Your parents have had enough of you to strict you from leaving the party, mainly to keep a close eye on you and prevent anything that would blacken their name.
“Does your bathroom have a big window?” San fixed his jacket before stepping aside, walking around the corner with you following behind.
“Yeah, but it’ll look suspicious if we go upstairs together” You immediately spot your parents the moment you stepped back inside, no surprise they were buttering up more guests.
“The more you think about it, the more it’ll look suspicious” Technically, it wasn’t that hard staying out of your parent’s vision as they chattered away with more people and sipping on their champagne.
San stayed behind you as you quickly trod up the stairs to the second level, quietness flushing over you as the party stayed below. San appeared not long after, inspecting the new surrounding as you opened the door to your bathroom.
The marble glistened the moment you flicked on the lights, most of which doesn’t seem to phase San one bit. The door locked behind you as you unlatched the window, letting the cold air in as well as making it an escape for your smoke.
“What kind of shower is that?” San snickered. You honestly have no clue either.
“I don’t know, we don’t use this bathroom” You always questioned why your mother had such a desire for homes with more than enough rooms, it was pointless really.
“So your family’s like that too huh?” San pulled out the little bag again, placing it on to the marble counter before reaching for something else.
“Like what?” You stared at yourself in the mirror, fixing your hair as you patted smudged mascara underneath your eyes.
“Money this, money that?” Your eyes turned down to San, packing the green flakes into a thin piece of paper.
“It’s sickening” You were just glad you managed to escape the trap of falling into the mindset of materialistic wealth and whatnot.
“It’s surprising to finally find someone like me”
“Like you? So you’re telling me all those campaigns and charities are bullshit too?” San’s father always loved taking every chance he got to host events beneficial to his company.
“Blatant lie, every single one of them” San sounded embarrassed, ashamed of his family’s immoral choices.
You almost feel sorry for him, but yet again, your family was exactly like that too. You couldn’t judge him one bit, not that you would anyways. Nowadays, you were always met with rich privileged dickheads boasting about which Rolex they bought with their ‘daddy’s’ black card.
“Lick” San brought the rolled stick up to your lips as you sat on the counter, waiting for you to the seal it up for him.
His eyes locked onto yours as he stood in front of you. Without taking yours off his, you stick your tongue out, swiping across the thin paper before letting San close off the stick.
“Where’d you buy it?” If you didn’t have eyes watching you 24/7, you’d be at some random back alley buying as much devil lettuce as you want and possibly smoking it at some random back alley.
San, without a doubt, would have security with him all the time. The fact that he managed to obtain weed was questioning.
“A friend of mine sells it from his gym” San tapped your lip with the stick before flicking the lid off of his Zippo lighter, letting the flame spark as it flickered close to the end of the stick.
“Smart” The paper burnt black as it shrivelled from the flame. San set the lighter down onto the counter, packing away the contents of your little construction before taking off his suit jacket. You could’ve sworn his shirt was about to unbutton, not that you were complaining.
“If you ever need, look for Jongho down at the gym besides the 7/11 parking lot, call for Wooyoung if he isn’t there”
“There’s a lot of 7/11′s” You took a hit of the stick, head instantly feeling lighter as your eyes drooped a bit.
“There’s only one 7/11 with a parking lot downtown with a gym next to it”
Your feet dangled off the ground, heels clanking against the counter as you let your sore feet take a break from walking on tiptoes all night. San hung his jacket on the hook by the door, rolling up his sleeves up to his forearms as he nodded towards the stick. Boy, those arms were nice.
The hit did a lot more than expected, it was worth the wait, and the risk. You take the stick from your lips, pressing it against San’s as you take the strap on your thigh off with the cigarette case on it.
“You should quit while you can” San muffled, blowing the smoke towards the window as he leaned against the counter with his hands either side of you, still keeping a distance between his body and yours. You honestly wish he was closer though.
“I already know it’s going to be hard” You almost instantly regretted buying your first pack of cigarettes, if you knew what withdrawals were at the time, you would’ve never had pressed that toxic stick against your lips.
“It’s better than ending up black lungs” San raised his brows, letting you take the stick from his lips for another hit.
“I’m gonna need more of these if I start quitting”
“You can keep the ones I brought tonight” You gulped at the closing distance between you and San, the dangling chain around his neck hitting against his chest every time he moved wasn’t making it any easier to stay reserved.
“I’ll pay you back”
“Don’t bother. Consider it a gift”
“A gift for what?”
“Being decent I guess” You were so tempted to blow this smoke into his face.
“You’re decent too I guess” More than decent actually, but you were too scared to say that. After all, you only met him ten minutes ago.
Your head felt lighter than the clouds, it was everything better than your average smoke. Now you were definitely going to attempt quitting.
“How is it?” San smiled softly, droopy-eyed as he slumped forward towards you with arms caging you in.
“This shit is amazing” You almost choke while pulling the stick from your lips, making San chuckle in such a deep but mesmerising voice, faintly showing off his dimple you didn’t know he had.
“This is probably the most fun I’ve had at these parties” San chuckled, tilting his head to the side as you press the stick back onto his soft lips once again.
“I have you to thank for that” Your heart was on the verge of jumping out of your chest as you stared at San’s devilish smirk. There was that hint of cockiness in him that had attracted you to grown to like him.
“I guess you could call it fate” San flickered back and forth between your eyes, blowing smoke out from the side of his mouth before giving the stick back to you.
“You know what would be more fun?” You couldn’t really stop yourself from saying anything further. But, you really wanted to just pop that button on his shirt that’s been on the brink of slipping out of its hold.
“Don’t say you have more drugs up your dress”
“Kiss me” You said nice and slowly enough for San to comprehend, you couldn’t help but bite down on your lip at your sudden boost of confidence, giggling at San’s bewildered face.
“You know, that would be fun” San smirked, grabbing a quick hit before locking his lips onto yours, smoke plummeting into your mouth as your fingers tangle in his hair with his body pushing between your legs.
“Oh yeah, this is so much better” Your arms slung around his neck as you inched yourself closer to the edge of the counter, pressing your cunt against the bulge in his pants as your legs cage him against you with his arms doing the same to you.
“I’ve wanted to do this since I saw you outside” San moaned against your lips as he subconsciously pushed his hips forward, grinding against your sopping wet cunt.
“Then why didn’t you?” Your forehead rests against San’s with a hand tangled his hair as the other slides down his chest, hooking your finger onto his chain.
“I thought you were one of those bimbos who say ‘daddy’ too much” It was quite insulting to know you’d given off those vibes, but who could blame you for wanting to look your best?
“I would’ve figured those were your type of girls” Your lips brush over San’s once again before softly biting it.
“Guess we’re both wrong” San’s hands cupped the bottom of your thighs, smoothing over your skin as he plants a wet kiss on your lips before trailing them down your jaw, making you throw your head back as his lips graze over your sensitive skin, plastering rough kisses all over as you squirmed in pleasure against his hold.
You pushed your hips further, almost falling off the counter if it wasn’t for San’s body pushing against you and his hard crotch grinding against your soaked pussy. San’s hand slid up and down your leg before hiking under your dress, scrunching the satin material up to your waist as you squeezed his forearm.
You could feel your arousal soaking every inch of your panties as San’s hand runs across the skin of your waist, thumb rubbing the bottom of your bralette as you pushed his head closer to yours for another sopping kiss. A low groan from the back of his throat only made your head lighter in lust as you slowly pop the buttons off his shirt.
Looking back, you never thought you’d end up in the bathroom making out high with a semi-stranger. But, it was better than floating in a pool of rich narcissistic fucks.
San’s chest frees as you rip open his shirt, letting him drop it to the ground as your fingers trace over the lining of his defined abs. Your nipples harden as San’s fingers slip under your bralette, cupping your breast in one hand as your nipple rolls between his fingers.
A wet stain was probably evident against San’s crotch area from your subconscious grinding. It was nothing a blow dryer couldn’t fix.
You could feel his cock throbbing under his pants against your pussy. A hand glides down from his abs and down to the belt of his pants, fumbling with it before scrunching his pants down to his thighs along with his boxers, freeing his pulsating cock against your thigh.
San’s tongue swiped across your bottom lip as he drove his hand down your thigh, inching his thumb towards your clothed clit and rubbing it slowly as your wetness soaked through your panties. Your fingers remain tangled in his hair as the other hand grasped his cock firmly, thumb swiping over his slit before pumping slowly.
“Fuck” San groaned against your lips, cock twitching in your hold as you smear his precum over his reddened tip.
You clenched around nothing as San dragged your panties down to the ground, letting your bare ass sit on the cold marble counter as his thumb circled at your clit. Your legs ache from staying in the air with nowhere to rest upon other than San’s waist.
“Oh my god” A breathy moan escapes from your lips as San presses his fingers against your folds, coating them in your juices as he slides them up and down before pushing them into your hole.
“I want you so bad- fuck” San pumped two fingers in and out of you with your juices glistening on his fingers.
“Nothing’s stopping you” You cupped his face, shooting an assuring look before planting a sloppy wet kiss on his lips before he kissed down your neck again, moving much faster down to your collarbone and just the top of your breasts before lowering his body.
San’s fingers were still buried deep in you, pumping steadily as his face reached down to your thighs, smothering the inside with his soft kisses before moving over to your clit. It throbbed intensely as San let his tongue press flat against it before circling it around.
You gripped San’s hair tightly, legs quivering on San’s shoulders as he lapped at your pussy, dragging his fingers in and out of your tight hole. Thankfully, the chatter down below was loud enough for your sinful doings to be covered up.
“Right there- oh fuck” San’s tongue flicked rapidly against your clit before sliding it up and down your slit with his thumb now circling around your clit and hands flat against your stomach, holding your dress up.
“Mhm” It was a soft moan against your core that got you going crazy. You needed more than just his tongue, you needed him.
You cupped the side of San’s head with both hands before pulling him back up to your lips, letting the tip of his cock twitch at your entrance, slipping with your juices and his precum. San hooked an arm around your back, hugging your close as he kissed you hungrily, tongue lapping everywhere with yours.
“Look in that drawer” San pulled back, tilting his head to see which one you were talking about before gripping the knob and pulling it out.
“I thought you said no one uses this bathroom” A pack of condoms appeared from below as San rips the box open, pulling one out and ripping it with his teeth before spitting the foil to the side.
“That’s exactly why I stored them there” You grabbed latex, rolling it down his cock as he threw his head back with a groan.
“Mhmmfuck” Your mouth hanged wide at the stretch of San’s dick sliding into you, taking a few breaths before letting him move.
“Fucking christ, so tight” San groaned against your neck before pecking it, slowly thrusting his hips into you as your legs lazily wrap around his waist.
You weren’t sure if you were able to keep your moans to a minimum when San was breathing down your neck like this and hips rolling into you smoothly. God hope the commotion below was loud enough to save you.
San rolled his hips, burying his cock deep in you as he moved slowly. Your head pounded like crazy his hands roamed every inch of your body, squeezing everywhere he could, literally, get his hands on.
The pleasure immediately flooded your head as San quickened his pace, pumping waves of pleasure throughout your body with each thrust. Your forehead rests against his as your lips hover over San’s, brushing ever so lightly as they part.
“Ohmygod yesyes” The sound of skin slapping against skin bounced off the walls as San grunted loudly, tensing his abs with each hard thrust.
Your moans were almost high-pitched as San knocked the air out of your lungs, gripping on to your thighs for dear life as your hands travelled up and down from his chest to his toned abs.
“You like that? Hm?” A smirk crawled its way onto his face as he gazed at you with hooded eyes, still fucking the daylights out of you as your breasts bounced in their place.
“Yes, oh my god- fuck yesnnghaa” You absolutely love the way San’s hips rolled against yours, it was like riding a rollercoaster to heaven and you weren’t even riding anything.
“You like the way I fuck this perfect little cunt of yours?” San grunted through a clenched jaw, slamming his hips against yours, making you gasp wildly for air.
“Fuckfuckyes- yes!” Your hand slapped behind San’s neck as he rutted into you like no tomorrow, sending your head to a cloud of nothingness except lust and pleasure.
“Mhmffuck you’re so perfect” San’s lips attacked yours once again, you could care less about the slobbering mess, it was actually kind of hot.
San held hugged you close as your legs gave him no chance of withdrawal as his dick continuously hits the spot of limitless pleasure, sending your breath straight out the window. A whine falls from your parted lips as your face scrunches in pleasure with brows furrowed deeply as your foreheads touch.
“S-So close- mmphh” Your legs quivered with every passing second, skin becoming sensitive with every touch as San cherished your body against his.
San quicked his thrusts, literally knocking you back further as he plunges his hips harder against yours. A bundle of pleasure in the pit of your stomach starts to go wild, seizing with every thrust made to reach the spot inside you that you could never reach.
Your walls clench tightly around his cock like you were holding on for dear life, slamming your lips against San’s to muffle your sickly moans as he rammed into you. It was like floating in a utopia filled with nothing but euphoric bliss as your vision went blurry with San’s grunting against your ear.
“Oh fuck! Yes ohmygodddnngghh yesyes-” You gasped sharply, legs starting to quiver as your abdomen tensed from the sudden burst of pleasure ricocheting all around your body to flooding your brain. You could’ve sworn you went cross-eyed for a bit.
“A little bit moremmph fuckk” It was only a matter of seconds before San rutted hard into you one last time before spewing his release into the latex, moaning wildly against your lips as he hugged you closer than before.
Your body subconsciously spazzed subtly as San slowly slid himself out from your hole, letting his cock twitch against your thigh as his forehead rests against yours. It was a comfortable silence that washed over the two of you, there was nothing but the sound of your desperate pants of deprived breath.
It felt like everything had frozen at that moment when San’s eyes met yours, it was like you had just seen a thousand stars pooling in his eyes when he pecked your lip.
You pulled back to get a better look, still accumulating your clear vision as San rolled off the latex without looking down, discarding it in the trash can beside you. A small bead of sweat lined the side of his face, making you pat it away with a tissue you pulled from the box behind you.
“Your makeup’s ruined” San pulled up his boxers along with his pants, letting it hang at his hips as he leaned forward with his hands rested against the edge of the counter.
“Not like I’m going anywhere afterwards” You gently dabbed San’s sweat away before throwing the tissue into the trash, leaning back on your arms with San still inches away from your face.
“I can try to sneak you out” San whispered, gazing deeply into your eyes as you did the same.
“Now why would you want to do that?”
“To have proper fun” San pushed himself off the counter, reaching down for your panties that had been plastered onto the floor just ages ago before carefully sliding them back up your leg and holding your ass in the process, caressing it gently.
“We just had our fun” You wrap your arms around his neck, pressing your chest against his naked one as you hopped off the counter.
“I have a feeling we’ll be seeing each other quite often”
“I’m actually counting on it” You traced your finger along the outline of his pecks before landing a soft kiss on his lips one last time.
“Music to my ears”
“Hm?”
“Party’s over, sweetheart”
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Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077) 18+
A-Z NSFW Headcannons
WARNINGS: dubious consent (suggested) Necro (only mentioned in passing) and a callous disregard for partners enjoyment and wellbeing.
I provide these warnings so if any of it bothers you at all you can choose to not read this. If you disregard this and get upset by what you read, you've forfeit your right to complain, fight me. These are of course my own interpretations, in no way is this a 'end all be all'
A = Aftercare
What, letting you live isn't enough? But seriously, don't expect anything resembling 'care' outta this guy. At the absolute most if you happen to be in a room he owns you could get real lucky and he'll leave you to sort yourself out...just don't be there when he gets back.
B = Body part
He's a full body cyborg, every part is his favourite. He's almost constantly having things tuned or updated whether it's through Arasaka or his own hard earned eddies, But if he had to pick? His Hands, they're the thing that could end his partner in the moment with just one strong squeeze and having their life literally under his hands does something primal for him. His favourite body part of his partner? He might disguise it under mocking comments and insults but deep in there somewhere there's a man still and he's a thigh man for certain. Thicker they are, the better grip they provide and if his partner is able to pay enough attention they might catch how he almost caresses the skin...
C = Cum
Bodily fluids? disgusting. When he got his ah, 'upgrade' he most certainly passed on that. Sorry ! Sections provide required lubrication (don't forget to bring your own!) for the sake of avoiding friction but his own brand of 'popping the cork' is more of a build up in static and electricity. One he can control the build up of by adjusting 'sensitivity'.
D = Dirty Secret
He's not a shy kinda guy, he'll have his partners against the window just to brag if there's one available. No, this is more of a vulnerability than anything? Under the metal casing of his chest on each side the tubes and connectors tucked away are very sensitive. The purpose is so he knows if something is amiss or stuck and needs tending too but this has provided a sort of erogenous zone, one he's not at all keen to share with another.
E = Experience
Before his full body conversion you could say he was quite experienced, if paid partners counted of course. It's always been about him though, even when he (rarely) chooses to provide a helping hand it's been more of a show of dominance than anything. Now with his full Cyborg body and working for the worlds most powerful Corp he rarely finds himself having to pay, most people are either curious enough...or too scared to say no.
F = Favourite Position
Anything where he can shove his partners head down and bend them across something be it the floor, bed, table or counter He'll use it. As mentioned before walls and windows make a good substitute too. He prefers to be above his partner and them in a position of vulnerability where they have no control, he's in charge here and he takes every opportunity to prove that. It's very rare to find one self facing towards him, often too 'intimate' for his liking.
G = Goofy
If a partner has the guts they might be surprised to find that a little back and forth sarcasm and snark is enjoyed, even respected. Just be mindful not to insinuate any insults on his behalf, he won't take that lightly and if (when) he grows bored of the talk he'll make that known none too gently, better catch the hint sooner rather than later. So I'd say about 85% serious and 15% Snark.
H = Hair
He's got a slappable head, bald as a plucked chicken and well...he's all metal down there. No surprise.
I = Intimacy
If you really squint and tilt your head you might be able to trick yourself into believing the way he may cage his partner in from above as almost 'intimate' but it's really not...Just a show of pure dominance, nothing about enjoying the heat pouring off them at all... In all honesty this isn't making 'love' he's simply not capable of that, likely never was. He may lower his voice till you feel it more in your bones than hear it to whisper awful, dirty things only your both privy too but there's no true intimacy in his actions or words.
J = Jack Off
Araska didn't provide him with his 'tool' no, that's something he chose to indulge in with eddies from his freelance years and when the work was done he certainly took time to test things out. Nowadays he rarely indulges, why would you need to if he could have almost anybody that happens to spark his interest.
K = Kink
Breath play, no of course not his. The act of cutting somebodies life line off, holding them in suspense and watching the fear grow in their eyes as they wonder if he's even going to bother letting go...it really gets him riled up. The only reason he does bother to let them go instead of squeezing a little harder is that a corpse hardly has the same appeal, don’t mistake it for mercy.
L = Location
While Adam owns his own room he often has little use for it, spending at best an hour in there a day. You'd be lucky to be taken back there. He often finds himself in hotels/resorts instead, not his issue if it gets trashed then and nobodies going to barge in to investigate all the noise, not when mutters of 'smasher' quickly spread like wild fire. Enjoy your walk of shame back home. :)
M = Motivation
Often it's just a a general build up that leads to him indulging but a bloody fight will always leave him with some built up 'charge'. Many of his partners in recent years have been people he's done a recent job with, something about watching the blood steam off their cybernetics as they catch their breath really does it for him. Basically a callous and shared disregard for life is what would really catch his interest, otherwise it's purely down to cosmetics in which case don't expect a repeat.
N = NO
Making love...you probably saw this coming a mile away. As mentioned he's not shy, he knows what he wants and has little issue with obtaining it but if you're expecting a tentative partner who takes care of your needs? Keep looking, he'll never be that.
O = Oral
He's got no means of which to give oral, his jaw is made out of metal and there's no tongue hidden away. A small (very small) part of him laments not being able to taste what's he's enjoying but again, it would of been more for his enjoyment than anything. On the other hand he certainly enjoys the sight of somebody figuring out their way around him with hands and tongue, the tremor in their hands is something he picks up on without fail but this is never how he achieves his end goal. Attempting to blow Adam Smasher is the closest thing You'll get to foreplay.
P = Pace
A constant rough pace from start to finish, as mentioned somewhere above he can control his sensitivity so if he finds his charge building up too quick for his likening he doesn't have to slow down, just dial things back a little. There's no stuttering or slipping either as it's all controlled due to years of working with his cybernetics and yet, somehow it never fails to feel so raw and animalistic.
Q = Quickie
He likes for things to be 'to the point' as he's certainly not here for tea and biscuits... If he's free for the whole day and just finished a big job you might want to look into hiring a wheelchair for the next week but on average he's here to get his jollies and move on. Make sure to undress yourself though, it's an obstacle and we all know how much he enjoys tearing through those.
R = Risk
What your everyday joytoy may consider a risk he may simply see as a little spice to make things more interesting. He doesn't care if somebody was dumb enough to walk in on him but they sure as hell better be quick about leaving, he doesn't share. If his partner has (foolishly) made it obvious they don't want to be caught? He might find that a little insulting and make it a point for them to be caught or seen, again, it's about the dominance he has over them.
S = Stamina
There's no refractory period, none. If he wants to go again he can, the only thing that's going to stop him is the potential heat build-up from too many overcharges in too short a time. This right here is why you'll want to bring your own lube, things are going to get sore and quickly otherwise.
T = Toy
What he's got going on down there could be considered a 'toy'. Lots of interesting features he enjoys tormenting his partners with. That's not enough for you? He's not going to pretend to be thrilled about it but if you somehow got your own toys on hand then so long as they don't get in the way of his enjoyment, use away. Likely the only real chance you have at getting your own enjoyment to be honest, just don't try using them on him. He won't be amused.
U = Unfair
He enjoys demeaning and talking down to his partners, talk about how 'easy' they were or laugh at how weak they're proving to be. Might physically tease, bring them to the edge if he's super into the moment but he's only going to push you over if you really beg for it...not often he will though, he's in charge and he gets to decide how this plays out.
V = Volume
Besides all the inner workings of his cybernetics powering away and the times he decides to speak? Practically silent. No moans or gasps as he has no need to breath. If a overcharge proves to be particularly powerful (usually due to a lengthy build up) his Voice emitter may play some static feedback, closest thing you'll get to a groan. Besides, his partner will be more than making up for the silence.
W = Wild Card
He's bisexual but straight leaning. It's leftover from the gang he ran with once long ago when he was a everyday nobody. Nowadays he's simply not bothered what others think, incapable of considering it even. Women and more feminine leaning partners will have an easier time garnering his attentions but anyone's game if they prove themselves interesting enough.
X = X-Ray
Custom Hardware baby. Don't ask me what unlucky gonk had the job to make this but it's kitted out. The shape is as expected but the length can be retracted and extended at will. When in use the shortest it can go is 6 inches (he will never keep it this short though, that's below him) and the maximum length is 14 inches although ‘yikes’ lets be real, not a lot of people are going to be able to handle that, it's bragging rights and intimidation factor more than anything. His common use of range is 8-10 inch. He can move individual sections, vibrate and even cause minor shocks at will.
Y = Yearning
If no outside factors are taken into account it can take several weeks before he considers a roll in the hay. A lack of hormones means a lack of natural drive. But a busy week of fighting and killing will quickly land him in a private 'meeting'.
Z = ZZZ
Sleep? you're kidding right. Every few days (or weeks if it's a boring month) he has to have a system scrub and recharge of sorts. He has a private station for this so nobody is going to catch him unaware. Once the deed is done he's over and out, no pillow talk or sweet nothings. If you've managed to really leave an impression he might throw you a contact for seconds. It's run through a security system of course, can't have just anybody being able to contact him.
#I laid awake at 3am thinking about this#lost control of my life#gotta do everything myself stg#Adam Smasher#cyberpunk 2077
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Random Haikyuu Head Canons I Have
these are all taken from my discord server cause i remember to write them there, if you want to request fanfics, my requests are W I D E open! there is also nO order! these are just all the headcanons i could find tbh
warnings: mentions of blood, and just overall wild times, swearing
Asahi loves knitting sweaters because his shoulders are broad and he also loves seeing the reactions from his teammates when they get a sweater from him! He says he buys them but he doesn’t
Aone likes knitting socks because he has big feet and he loves fluffy knee high socks but his team will never know
Asahi and Aone regularly hang out and knit together! (after asahi wasnt scared of him anyways)
Nishinoya gives you shiny rocks he finds because “your eyes shine like them!”
Yamaguchi likes to have your head rest on his chest while cuddling!
Aone likes to bake
Aone dressed like a polar bear because koganegawa told him to- halloween was amazing
daICHI HAS A KISS THE COOK APRON
Daichi secretly can make some kick ass steak and is amazing at grilling sorry
Okay but real talk, Kenma and Yaku swear like sailors and it scares everyone because they always whisper the most foul, insulting things under their breath. Hearing it is like seeing a cryptid
Speaking of cryptids, Fukunaga and Shibayama are THE most true crime, mythology, and mystery obsessed fanatics on the team and often fanboy about it together
Fukunaga’s obsession with moth man has gotten to an unhealthy stage
Kenma absolutely had a vampire phase and has read twilight. Only Kuroo knows and has sworn to secrecy via blood pact
Kuroo’s a musical nerd. Knows all of the lyrics to Hamilton, BMC, DEH, Heathers, Rent, Beetlejuice, Etc. Kenma considered dropping him because of it
Iwaizumi tells the worst dad jokes and Kyotani, wanting to beat him, started doing it too and it drives everyone insane
Yahaba and Matsukawa get along surprisingly well. Both are true crime freaks and bond over their forensic files obsessions
Matsukawa didn’t really like his thick eyebrows so he got one of his female friends to pluck it for him, but almost cried and gave up after the first hair. Oikawa called him a pussy for the next year
Hanamaki jokingly flirts with everyone on the team so most of them just got used to it, but it still confuses Kindaichi to the point of mental breakdown
Makki called Kyotani ‘puppy’ as a joke once and now mad dog is truly terrified of him
Kyotani’s dog absolutely ADORES Oikawa and it’s the funniest shit to the rest of the team
Mattsun and Makki play DnD and once convinced Yahaba and Kyotani to join. Kyotani kept rolling to fight everyone and Yahaba was a bard that kept rolling to seduce everyone. They kept yelling across the board so they had to kick them out
Outside of his school uniform, Goshiki specifically wears only plaid
Tendou makes little chocolates for the whole team every once in a while so they don’t think he’s scary
Semi and Shirabu once had a fistfight in an abandoned McDonald’s parking lot while Tendou filmed and Goshiki cheered them on
Everybody makes fun of Shirabu’s haircut but nobody dares to say it to his face. its gotten to the point where they say he got it done by a blind old lady
There’s a running joke about Shirabu also getting his haircut from prison but Goshiki is starting to suspect that it may not be a joke
Yamagata and Tendou are good friends with the mutual goal of collecting as much blackmail on their team as possible
Tendou loves animals generally considered to be ‘ugly’ like rats, crows, reptiles, etc.
80% of Goshiki’s playlist is shit overplayed on the radio. Him, Shirabu, Tendou, Kawanishi and Ushijima have a permanent ban from the aux cord
Nobody watches YouTube with Ushijima because he never skips the damn ads (other than tendou)
Suna once said y’all’dn’t’ve unironically and made a first year cry
Akagi once said UwU unironically and had an identity crisis.
Osamu has one of those rainbow gaming keyboards and is constantly on a discord call. Atsumu always yells weird shit in the background to embarrass him and once pretended to be him
During Seijoh group chat arguments. Hanamaki and Mattsukawa like to drop facebook minion memes in just to piss everyone off even more
mattsun and maki both have separate photo albums in their phones labelled ‘minion memes to piss everyone off’
Hinata carries a pocket knife and no one has no fucking idea why
mattsun and maki both have matching rat fursuits that look like they actually where in a sewer- they chased oikawa around
For all his talk of plant analogies and metaphors, Ushijima cant grow shit
Goshiki’s Bangs are the way they are because his favorite character was Rock Lee from Naruto
Oikawa has watched Ouran High School Host Club front to back so many times and he can quote all of Tamaki’s lines by heart -He keeps bothering Iwaizumi to “be his Haruhi, since you’re shorter than me”
Koganegawa has definitely gone as an Angry Bird for Halloween
Fukunaga has those reflective cat eyes, and he has terrified Yamamoto on several occasion
Hanamaki and Matsukawa have a teddy bear that they pretend is their child and they share custody
Suga always sprays whipped cream straight into his mouth whenever he sees a can
Nishinoya definitely bit people as a kid
Nishinoya would be the guy to wear shorts all year round and even if it's snowing, he'll insist he's not cold
Tendou is still stuck in his emo phase and would fangirl over Creepypasta with me and I appreciate that (me too buddy, me fuckin too)
Kyoutani LOOKS like he’d listen to viking death metal, but in reality he listens to Mother Mother and knows all the words to Ghosting
Sugawara would definitely encourage me to dumb shit and not stop me, and you’re all dumb for thinking he wouldn’t
KENMA IS NOT ‘uwu owo’ SHY, HE IS ‘your fucking gross’ SHY SO LITERALLY STFU
Bokuto listens to Nicki Manaj. And knows all the words. To every. Single. Song.
Ushijima for some reason knows an odd amount of 90′s-2000′s R&B and he will hum along to the songs if they come on the radio (he also loves Dolly Parton) ((he says he relates to her music))
Bokuto once ate instant ramen for an entire month
TERUSHIMA DID TRY TO FUCK A PLANT WHILE SHITFACED AND GOD I STAND BY WHAT I SAID
atsumu let’s you put makeup on him and pretends to eat the brushes (do yk what im talking about- like n o m)
tendou ran for school president as a joke but actually won
i 100% believe that all of karasuno’s third years apologize when they bump into inanimate objects, but when suga is really tired or stressed out, he’ll yell at them instead.
Tanaka, Nishinoya, and Taketora have a group chat called "Bros who want sum hoes" and they send each other hypebeast memes and shit
Sugawara knows how to do a bunch of flexible shit because he sometimes goes to yoga with daichi and asahi's moms, its fucking hilarious
tanaka and noya both breakdance- they work as a team and sometimes go to tokyo for underground competitions- saeko drives them
Daichi knows a little ballet- nobody other than Kiyoko knows because they saw each other at the ballet class and had to work together- dont tell tanaka and noya that he lifted her though
Osamu once put glitter on Atsumu's pillow- he still finds hot pink glitter on shit
kita knits and crochets with his grandma
Kita's grandma knows everyone's names because kita talks shit bout them, her favorite is Aran
Kuroo has burnt his eyebrows off doing an experiment. His goggles didn't cover all his brows,,, so he just showed up to practice like that. No eyebrows and a chemical burn
kenma has played all kinds of games, but he was dared to play corpse party by kuroo. He wasn't scared because of the gore, he was thinking about the trauma the characters went through. Punched kuroo the next day because that game was fucked up
Lev isn't a strong swimmer, so he often grabs people by the head to keep himself up. happened with kenma and lev couldn't walk due to the force of kenmas suprised water kicks
akaashi has those fancy pens that you have to dip in ink and they're so nice
Bokuto has and will eat pencil erasers again
Daichi once almost lost his shit at his team but instead he lost his shit at the door that decided to stub his toe on the way out of the gym. not the best thing to be found yelling to.
Yamaguchi for sure has been dragged to one of terushimas parties because he didnt wanna say no. oh and terushima has like frat boy level parties too. Yams has for sure had some wild nights and doubts anyone other than Tsukishima and the party-goers will ever know
Akaashi can actually flirt very well! He reads romance novels sometimes and has analyzed any and every book in his possession! so he's actually quite charming
Daihsou unironically posted on twitter after mika broke up with him "I still see her shadows in my room"
Mattsun and Maki run a fake oikawa account; its been going ever since twitter even started getting popular and they even started sending messages in spanish. The posts would range from "I love all my fans!" to flirting with them :) Oikawa is pissed cause the account got verified before he did and most of his fans also follow the fake oikawa. Tooru has no idea who runs it JUST IMAGINE OIKAWA JUST LIKE RANTING TO THE SEIJOH 3RD YEAR ALUMNI AND JUST "no Iwa-chan, you dont understand! they run a fake account and pretend to be me!" while makki and mattsun laugh their asses off
Oh, kenma for sure has pretended to be a girl on discord and has gotten someone to buy him stuff. after they do he says in his normal voice "fucking simp" and then hangs up and blocks the other persons discord
Yamamoto, despite his rough appearance, loves kids and has and will be a human jungle gym
suna in middle school had a game with his friends about who could make kids cry the fastest
The twins switched places back in middle school and nobody could tell because of how great they are at acting like eachother
Daichi once arrested coach ukai for public intoxication after a game :|
Daichi has arrested many people from his old volleyball team but the most memorable case was when he arrested tanaka and noya for reckless driving. poor idiots got so scared when they saw their old captains face in their mirror and started to pray
tanaka, while trying to intimidate someone, once said "You dont gotta tell me twice, i may be straight but these hands are bisexual" and he often cringes at night thinking about it
Kageyama, as a comeback to Tsukishima, said "one thing about us royalty is that we love to feast" and he also fuckin hates what he said
the third years made a cult for Kiyoko. they chant every wednesday "i'll do anything for kiyoko, she makes me go loco"
oikawas fangirls are known to be fucking rabid
yAMAMOTO AND KENMA AFTER THEIR FIGHT WERE FORCED BY KUROO TO MAKE IT UP: so they dyed their hair together
Makki and mattsun sang two trucks in front of the entire team. everyone was so confused. Makki: "twO TRUCKS HAVIN SEX!!" Mattsun: "oH yEs!"THEY'D SWITCH OFF AND HAVE LIKE CHOREOGRAPHY TOO LIKE THEY'D DO A TANGO WHILE THE SONG IS LIKE "two beer trucks, making love"
tendou once called Oikawa "mr. no-nationals" and got kicked in the shins before iwaizumi could save him
Tsukishima had a my little pony phase
you work with matsukawa at a morgue and he makes dead people jokes while you fix some dead guys face with wax and makeup he'd be like "so didnt he like,,, stick his head out of the sunroof of a moving fuckin car??" he'd be singing dumb ways to die the entire day
i feel like Kuroo has one crazy accident a year. like it might not be deadly but its fucking crazy like for example: Kuroo for sure has ridden in a shopping cart at past midnight with kenma (who pushed him down a hill) causing Kuroo to get scratched up hella well. he lied and said he spent the night with a girl and kenma fucking hated himself cause he would be the girl if that was true
Mattsun has flirted with the 4th years moms before (AS A JOKE), and because of this: he is known as “fuckin milf hunter” sometimes by the team
Warning, this next headcanon is talking about cannabis, weed, mary jane, the zoink root. so if your uncomfortable, please dont read below :)
dude i wanna get high as SHIT with Asahi
i think Asahi would be one of those mfkers who takes one hit and is gone
ASAHI ACCIDENTALLY GOING TO PRACTICE ZOINKED
IMAGINE HIM SEEING TSUKISHIMA AND JUST "he looks so judgemental,,, im scared"
OR LIKE A MAD DAICHI AND JUST "i'm gonna,,, im gonna go jump out the window now"
Noya and Tanaka would know tho, i feel like they'd have a 6th sense when it comes to weed. they probably get some from Saeko cause she'd rather they do it in the house. they'd smell asahi like fucking dogs and just so,,, big guy had fun without us huh?
DAICHI WOULD KNOW ABOUT ASAHI BEING ZOINKED, SMASH HIS FACE INTO THE WALL, TURN AROUND WITH A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD AND WITH A BEAMING SMILE AND FEUX ENTHUSIASM SAY: "YOSH, LETS WARM UP!"
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Arthur Shelby Fluff Alphabet
as requested by @beautifulfigment !
Arthur is my absolute fave, and I’ve had a few requests to do the smut alphabet for him too :)))
Warnings: some mention of arthur’s issues (PTSD, alcholism) mentions of suicide attempt
A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)
Arthur adores your laugh, the way your whole face lights up and your eyes twinkle. He especially loves it when you’re trying to hold back laughter, rocking silently with the giggles at the most inappropriate moments (normally when Tommy’s doing one of his lectures)
B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)
He wants children. Aside from Finn, he’s the last of his siblings to have kids, even though he’s the oldest. there’s always the worry in the back of his mind, however, that he would be a terrible father, just like his own. You tell him, firmly, that that is utter bullshit, and he’d make a brilliant dad.
C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)
He is a GANGLY man, all long limbs. So long as he’s close to you, he doesn't really mind how you cuddle. His favourite way to cuddle is with his face buried in your chest and his arms wrapped around your waist.
D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)
He very rarely takes you to posh nightclubs or restaurants. They’re loud and busy, and he hates feeling like everyone is staring. Instead, he’ll take you on drives through the country, spread out a picnic blanket in a field and have a proper little picnic (thank God for Aunt Pol).
E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))
You are his little angel.
F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)
He knew he was head over heels in love with you when you kicked some bloke in the balls in the Garrison. He was behind the bar, pouring drinks, noticing the man bothering you. Until then, he had all of these feelings for you that he couldn’t put into words. But when the man tried to grab your waist, his anger flared and he was about to shout and jump over the counter when your foot made contact. You walked away as the man fell to the floor, brushing your hair out of your face, and ordered yourself a drink. Arthur simply stood staring, mouth slightly agape. Tommy grinned. “Oi, Arthur. Get the lady her drink and invite her to the pictures,”
G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)
He is so gentle. He knows how much damage he can cause with his bare hands, so he makes every touch as light at possible. You have to tell him off eventually, saying that you’re not made of porcelain and would very much like him to hold your waist in public, as well as other public displays of affection. He also speaks much quieter with you as opposed to his normally booming voice- it often seems as though you two are in your own personal bubble as you talk
H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)
Arthur ALWAYS grabs your hand when you walk by him, unashamed to hold it in front of everyone. You’re his girl and he loves you, so of course, he’s gonna hold your bloody hand (fuck off John, go see to your own woman). When he starts getting angry, you tend to slip your small hand into his, and it mellows him out fairly quickly. You both have a system of squeezing one another’s hands for encouragement, reassurance or a code for ‘shall we go home?’
I = Impression (What was their first impression?)
That you didn’t belong in Small Heath. It was too industrial, too dangerous, too dirty for you. You seemed to innocent for the drunks and the whorehouses and the dodgy bookies like him.
J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)
Yes. If he’s sober, he’s more likely to close up and become distant as his brain goes into overdrive; what if you leave him? what if he’s simply not good enough for him?
When he’s drunk, he’s more likely to speak up, though he doesn’t throw fists straight away, unless you’re clearly uncomfortable. More often than not, the situation defuses to him holding you proudly to his side saying (rather loudly) “That’s my girl! My YN!”
K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)
You initiated the first kiss. he was walking you home after your second date as an official couple, and it was clear he was apprehensive about something. He eventually admitted his true feelings, how he had loved you for a long time, yet he was nervous and didn’t want to wreck it.
You cupped his cheeks in both your hands, forcing him to look at you. “You can’t wreck it, Arthur,” you had murmured. “Because I feel the same way about you,” the first kiss had been sweet, no tongue, and you stroked his cheek gently.
In general, his kisses are tender, even the chastest ones filled with passion and longing. Often, he’ll be in a rush and press hurried kisses to your cheek or forehead while you’re in the middle of getting ready.
L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)
Arthur. He’s hungover and you get him water and aspirin, before settling next to him. He grabs your waist and snuggles close, kissing you (but missing your mouth slightly) and mumbling “I bloody love you,”
M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)
When he asked you to marry him. It was by no means a perfect proposal, and it took him ages to pluck up the courage but seeing realisation and happiness spreading across your face as he got on one knee was worth every second of apprehension
N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)
Arthur loves to spoil you... the only problem is he’s useless at picking stuff out, always worrying whether or not you’d like it. He often ends up getting Ada and Polly to help him pick something out, though he always makes sure he goes with them.
“What about that frock? She likes them pretty patterns,”
“Arthur, that’s a maternity gown,”
O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)
sky blue. It was the colour of the dress you wore on one of your first proper dates. He was speechless when he saw you, unable to believe how lucky he is
P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)
Love, darling, my angel
Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)
He loves when you send him letters when he’s off for work- you never send telegrams, or use the typewriter for the notes. He keeps them in his breast pocket, and when he’s stressed, he holds the paper close to his heart, inhaling the wafts of your perfume to calm down
R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)
Stay in bed with you, slipping in and out of sleep, All spft caresses and gentle kisses, huddled up under the blankets
S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)
Whiskey and snow used to be his go to. But with you, he has other ways.
T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)
Anything and everything with you. He’ll ask questions, genuinely curious about all sorts, cooking, your family etc... one evening you ended up showing him how to crimp the pastry at the edge of your steak pie because he asked how you got it so pretty.
He talks about work, often glossing over the worst of it. Even with the glossing over, he feels much better, like he has someone who understands how the war and the business effect him, especially as his closest brother never seems to listen
U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)
Laying in your arms, holding your hand... generally just being close to you makes him feel calm
V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)
You. You’re his girl, and he wants everyone to know it. If you tell someone to piss off, he’ll grin like mad, leaning to his brothers and saying ‘that’s my girl’.
He’s also proud of how far he’s come with you, how much more mellow he is as well
W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)
He proposes a while after you start dating, once he is certain you’re the one. He proposes on your birthday (read this!!) and you have a quiet wedding, just close friends and family, in a quaint little church. Tommy let’s you use Arrow House for the reception, and Arthur stays sober the whole night
X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)
‘In the Bleak Midwinter’ is every Shelby’s song.
But his song with you is Moonlight Serenade by glen miller (I know the dates don’t quite match up). He remembers being the last two in the garrison, slow dancing with you, your head on his chest as he swayed with you
Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)
Once he is sure you’re the one, he knows he wants to marry you, and he wants to do it properly. Nothing arranged like John and esme, not because you’re pregnant like Tommy and Grace and Lizzie. He wants it to be because you love eachother deeply, wholly, truly.
Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)
Arthur wants a great big dozy dog who’ll just trot behind you and nearly knock him over when he comes through the door. He’d give it a human name too, like Dave. This makes you giggle like mad.
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Takami Keigo (Hawks) - Alphabet Hc’s
a/n: it’s late, lo siento!!!!!!! enjoy our favorite pro-hero bird man
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they with an s/o?)
Takami is a gentle affection man. Soft touches, soft hand holding, soft kisses, soft hugs. At least in public. In private he is the type to be hanging off your leg as you try walking through the house because he loves you so much.
B = Breath (What could their s/o do to take their breath away?)
Takami loves when you help preen his feathers. The feeling of your gentle and slow fingers carefully ruffling through his sensitive nerves as you pluck and fix them up. The feeling of your breath falling onto his back… he just always goes weak whenever you do this.
C = Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)
He loves to cuddle so much. He loves laying down on your stomach, laying his head gently on your chest as your fingers run up and down the length of his spine. Takami wishes he could cuddle you every single day.
D = Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)
Takami wishes that one day he’ll be able to retire from being a hero and grow old and wrinkly with you. Watching your family from rocking chairs with your hands intertwined.
E = Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)
Takami is an easy going man, but he would do everything and anything for you. He does the most and makes you feel special every single day. Not that him making you feel special is romantic, he may send a meme and be like “me @ you” but it hits home and you’re like “TAKAMIIIII”
F = Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)
Arms and wings hug!!! He’ll take you to wherever you feel most comfortable. Flying you there without batting his eyes. Takami wants you to feel safe! He handles it well, he’s adept, but it does scare him a lot. He doesn’t like seeing you scared.
G = Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)
The weirdest most obscure things you’ve ever seen in your life. Like the gifts you find at the penny stores because he claims that they have the best finds! But every so often he’ll spoil you with something you wanted so badly. He does expect gifts in return! He even gets pockets onto his jacket to keep his most favorite gifts from you in there
H = Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)
Takami is the kind of boyfriend who hugs you before kissing you, so yeah. Happens every day, and a lot. He just likes holding you and being held by you as your fingers ruffle his hair.
I = Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)
A kinda terrible guy when it comes to romance. He’s just never been the kind to memorize suave details prior to getting with you, and it shows. But it doesn’t mean his gestures aren’t intimate or romantic, they’re just a little weird. He had no problems with intimacy though! Will make out in public with you in case his intimacy is ever questioned.
J = Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)
HOOOOOOOOOO. WHEN TAKAMI GETS JEALOUS?!?!?! First of all, he comes over to you he doesn’t touch you. No. he instead goes after the person flirting with you. He talks with the person as if you’re a complete stranger, and you smirk at him as you roll your eyes at your dumb boyfriend. The stranger of course is like ‘fuck yeah i wanna fuck you’ and takami is like ‘let’s bet! Whoever can get her to make out with her first wins?’ and of course he agrees and the stranger will start making money moves but takami will just walk over and start the most lewd makeout session with you that he can manage.
K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?)
He is a really good kisser for some reason. His lips are often chapped though, so buy him some chapstick if that concerns you. Kisses and small pecks are his favorites because it just seems so wholesome and amazing he loves it really.
L = Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say or show it?)
Takami says it after you help preen his feather for the first time. The act of preening him takes forever because he has so many feathers and you didn’t complain once even though he sees you rubbing your sore arms. He’ll take your face in his hands as he presses a soft kiss to your mouth. And with that a small “thank you, I love you.” slips out from his mouth.
M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so, what kind of ceremony?)
Hell yeah he wants to fucking marry you!!!!!!! Takami wants a small and intimate wedding. He wants only the people who need to be there like family and friends but that’s it.
N = Night out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?)
Takami loves taking you out on flying dates. Whether you’re afraid or not he just loves soaring with you in his arms. Whether you’re hollering in excitement or clutching his neck for dear life he loves it. As a joke once he even lets go of you and will quickly catch you, the adrenaline rush man. Dates are a weekly thing. They don’t happen every day, but for sure at least once a week.
O = Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do with/for their s/o?)
Won’t normally cook for the two of you. He knows only how to make cereal and still struggles with that. (don’t worry though, he’s taking cooking lessons because he’s gonna surprise you)
P = Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)
Takami is a very playful soul, of course he’s gonna be a goofball in your relationship. You remember that age when snapchat first got face filters and the face swap gold mines that came??? Its like 5 years later and the two of you dedicate evenings for doing the most cursed faceswaps on the planet.
Q = Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)
Takami values your opinion over his own, like deadass. He is so in love with you that everything he does has your best interest and opinions in front of his own. It’s not even intentional it just happens.
R = Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)
Takami is a pretty damn spontaneous person! Especially since he can fly so fucking fast that distance and time have never been an issue for you. So you want that one restaurant on the other side of the country??? Okay, takami will take you!
S = Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?)
Sleeps on your stomach because he can’t sleep on his back. It’s a system that took you awhile to get used to, but now you can’t sleep without his weight on your stomach
T = Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)
Takami trusts you with his entire life. Secrets??? Sorry, the two of you don’t know any. Everything is shared between the two of you as you both highly value honesty and integrity.
U = Unique (What makes them unique as an s/o?)
Takami is a very not serious yet serious boyfriend. He just acts super nonchalant sometimes but does literally everything that anybody would want from a significant other!
V = Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)
It doesn’t take long for takami to be vulnerable around you, in fact you’ll probably see him crack even before getting together. In this state, takami is so twitchy, fluttering, unable to sit still. His wings are tense, and his feathers seem to stand up straight. It’s not your favorite thing, but you’re there to help him.
W = Wild Card (Get a random domestic headcanon of the character of your choice)
You know those feather earrings? Yeah, takami has custom made his tiny wings into jewelry for you. He doesn’t know what to get you for your one year, and that was it, and well… it was something that made you cry.
X = X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)
You’re injured so you’re babey now. He will make your injury a living nightmare because he will annoy you for being an idiot and getting injured. Like a mother hen as he scolds you and reprimands your actions before helping you out even more than you had asked for.
Y = Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)
When you whistle too shrilly, it just really makes his head spin. It doesn’t happen often, but it really doesn’t make him happy when it does. He has a bad habit of plucking out feathers that annoy him, so if you’re a neat freak, beware.
Z = Zeal (Are they passionate as an s/o? Do they want or like passion?)
Pretty passionate. Takami loves when you’re super lovely dovey just lay it on him!!!!!!!!
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Takami is big fat baby, you have to literally take care of him!!! Okay, not really, but he definitely will use his quirk to get everything needed because the two of you for sure tire each other out.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Takami’s favorite body part is his back. His back is so fucking ripped because of the flying, like it’s so defined and delicious and oh god he loves when you fucking mark his back up with your nails. On you, his favorite part is your thighs and your stomach. They’re so soft and comfy first of all. But he loves the way your stomach tenses when he goes down on you, and loves holding your thighs and how they shake and aohgaogiarar yes.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
His cum is super opaque, it comes out in a few loads whenever he releases. Loves to fucking creampie you, okay???
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Takami really really fucking loves it when you pegged him that one time. The feeling of you commanding him, your fingers dragging against his back and along his feathers. The dirty words dripping from your mouth and the powerful thrusts you gave?!
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s a pretty experienced guy. He never really had shame when it came to sleeping around. He does however need help in certain areas in how to please you properly, but the two of you definitely work on that together.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Because of his wings, he is very sad that he can’t watch you ride him properly. But he loves sitting at the edge of the bed and seeing you ride his lap, loves the straddle :)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Takami tries so hard at being light hearted but always fails. He tries his best to be fun and cool, but damnit the second he sees your naked body he can’t help the seriousness that overcomes him and his need to make sure you are attended to in every aspect.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Okay, so his pubes are someone the softest pubes on the goddamn world. They’re a bit blonder than his hair, and are well groomed to ensure your ease and pleasure,
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He is the lover who whispers sweet nothings in your ear while slamming into you at a ridiculous speeds and strength. His fingers are permanently glued onto your body and never will leave your body.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Tamaki is someone who masturbates when he can’t get to you. Definitely while jack off to the sound of your voice as you speak to him about your day.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He’s a switch but fucking loves being dommed the hell out of you. Into degradation both giving and receiving. Really fucking loves being seduced because he thinks its so fucking hot seeing you giving him the bedroom eyes and yet completely not letting him touch you.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
His favorite place to do it is actually outside. Being able to fly far and fast, he was able to find this amazing outdoor location for a date that ended with the two of you fucking, and well, it’s his most favorite place.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
The thing that turns him on the most is whispering into his ear. It doesn’t have to be anything raunchy or even explict, but the feeling of your lips ghosting against his ear and the timber and volume of your voice dropping backs his dick so fucking hard.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
He will not do a bird mating dance for you. He thinks its embarrassing in the worst of ways, even if you think its hot or whatever, it just doesn’t sit well with him.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
HE WANTS TO GIVE IT TO YOU!!!! Takami wants his face inbetween your fucking legs!! He wants to go down on you and see the way your body rolls and twists under his manipulation. His skill is amazing because he notices the tiniest of details.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s not known as the fastest hero for nothing. Fast and rough is the best thing he’s good at. The thrills of fucking you at such a high speed is so alluring to him and he won’t stop. But there are times that are slow and sensual and good lord… those nights are unforgettable.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He’s into quickies because of the way it electrifies his senses at seeing you just coming undone and knowing that he’s about to go over the edge. He is thrilled by the idea of someone walking in on the two of you like that.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Takami knows what he likes and knows what he doesn’t. Doesn’t really experiment, but if you are dying to try something out, he won’t deny you the chance. It is how he found out that pegging wasn’t as bad as he thought initially.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Takami can last the entire fucking night if you would let him. He’s just so fucking turned on by you that it doesn’t matter how tired he is he will continue. Until. You’re. Done. it’s also why he sucks at aftercare.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Has the very basic toys like a vibrator, binds, and a gag. They are used on both of you, just depending on who’s domming.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Takami teases on one condition and one condition only. When you deserve it after being a fucking brat. Besides that he is very down to business and trying to make you feel amazing as soon as possible. He will never tease you unless pushed to it.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Takami is SOOOOOOO loud. Lots of grunting, cursing, and moaning. His mouth is basically permantly open even if it’s a little bit because good god do you feel so fucking amazing around his cock.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Takami has definitely fucked you in the air before. Like not near the city, far away so that no one can see your naked bodies. But he has definitely held you in the sky and fucked you there, it was by far the best sex the two of you had even though it was the messiest and hardest one to accomplish.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Takami is about five inches flaccid and gains an inch and a half when he’s hard. He is a bit girthy, nothing too traumatizing, but enough to make your jaw drop in pain if there isn’t lube.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Takami has a few periods of high sex drives especially during warmer weather, but as soon as it’s cold it goes to about average! But he can get turned on very easily.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
As soon as you whisper a goodnight takami has probably been asleep for two whole minutes. He knocks out very quickly as soon as you’re cleaned up.
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KSJ: Doctor / Medical AU
List of all Seokjin fics under 'Doctor / Medical' AU:
* s - contains smut
* Last updated: 13/08/2023
D R A B B L E S
“Call me if you need anything.” by yukheii doctor!Seokjin, established relationship
Crutches and Crushes by joopiterjoon doctor!Seokjin Summary: Your clumsy ass breaks your foot and your old college crush happens to be the McDreamy fixing you up.
Hello, Nurse by sugaurora doctor!Seokjin, nurse!reader, pregnant!reader Summary: Along with your babies, it looked like the New Year would bring something much more unexpected.
Little of Your Love by yoongiphoria med student!Seokjin, med student!reader Summary: Sometimes, you wonder if that entire night was just a dream, a wild figment of your imagination. You wonder if the perfect guy you'd gotten to know that evening exists at all.
* Looking After You by breadoffoxy prince!Seokjin, healer!reader Summary: You’re a healer who owes the Prince a life debt. Seokjin is a Prince who loves you more than anyone else.
O N E S H O T S
A Little Medical Magic by thisbrokenmask wc~5.1k / pediatrician!Seokjin, single mom!reader Summary: When you take your son to A&E in the middle of the night, you don’t expect the paediatrician to get on so well with your son. You don’t expect to ever see him again, either.
Chirstmas Under Wraps by joheunsaram s wc~12k / nurse!Seokjin, doctor!reader, fantasy au Summary: You always wanted to work in a small town, and when you finally got matched to a small hospital in Alaska for your one year sabbatical you never would’ve thought you’d be in a place where everyone believed Santa was real. Mass hysteria or magic? Only time will tell.
Code Blue by saladejin wc~4.5k / doctor!Seokjin, nurse!reader Summary: A possessive doctor and you as his subordinate. Flirt until you can flirt no more.
In the Eye of the Storm by 7deadlysinsfics s wc~11.9k / cardiothoracic surgeon!Seokjin, artist!reader, childhood friends to lovers Summary: After finding a naked woman in your boyfriends bed, your best friend offers you her beachside inn for the week as a way for you to relieve your heartache by keeping busy while she’s away for a family event out of the country. What you weren’t expecting was a man—who had previously canceled his stay at the inn—to show up along with a storm no one knew was coming.
One Step by cutechim wc~2.9k / pediatrician!Seokjin, single mom!reader Summary: Attending an ex’s wedding is never easy, but you might just have the perfect remedy—if you can pluck up the courage to take it.
Riding Fakie by ugh-yoongi wc~14.2k / skater!Seokjin, med student!reader, fake dating, enemies to lovers Summary: The one where you think you’re getting a fake boyfriend and end up with so much more.
Super Tuna by thebangtancloud wc~2.6k / doctor!reader, strangers to lovers Summary: Jin is possibly in the worst state Mr. World Wide Handsome should be in; a face burning with anger, a hand bleeding half of his 5 something liters of blood out, and a mouth that keeps cursing Yoongi for ditching their 'let's-go-fishing-at-the-lake' plans last moment. The last thing he needs right now is to meet a doctor who is just so bloody pretty that he cannot function anymore. Or maybe, that's exactly what he needs.
Syncope by ughseoks wc~2.4k / nurse!Seokjin, strangers to lovers Summary: You decided to donate blood for the first time, and your nurse is… really cute, to put it nicely. it’s just too bad you had to go and embarrass yourself by fainting in his arms.
T W O S H O T S / S E R I E S
Hit Play by hamsterclaw s med student!Seokjin, old friends to lovers Summary: You met Seokjin during a difficult time in your life, and seeing him again now reminds you of it.
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DATING NCT A⇴Z HEADCANON ⇴ Jung Yoonoh
A ⇴ AFFECTION
Yoonoh absolutely loves affection and being close to you. He’s a huge fan of hugs and being able to hold you nice and tight to him. He has a lot of love to give and physical touch is his ideal way of showing it to you.
B ⇴ BEFORE DATING
The two of you met when Yoonoh was filming Inkigayo. You were a member of staff, and so every Sunday the two of you would spend time together and get to know one another. You always looked forwards to your nights with Yoonoh, as he did with you, it was always the highlight of his week.
C ⇴ CONFESSION
As he planned to say goodbye to Inkigayo, Yoonoh just couldn’t say goodbye to you. On his last night of hosting, he finally plucked up the courage to approach you and tell you how he felt. He couldn’t bare to say goodbye and see someone new work alongside, not without him at least being able to call you his at last. There was no contract, no more rules, just a lot to look forward to as the two of you got together.
D ⇴ DATES
Your dates with Yoonoh were usually doing something physical and adventurous. Yoonoh loves to show off to you how strong and muscular he is and prove to you that he’s the better of the two of you. He’s super competitive, and is definitely a sore loser, so if you ever beat him at anything, he will demand a rematch and try and convince you that your victory was only a fluke. You were happy to boost Yoonoh’s ego whenever he tried to impress you though as you knew how happy it made him feel.
E ⇴ EXPERIENCE
Deciding not to confess to you whilst you worked together was all a part of Yoonoh’s plan to impress you and keep you safe. He didn’t want to ruin your career by getting involved with each other whilst he was at Inkigayo. He’d never experienced love before but he’d watched enough dramas to know how to treat a girl. He made sure to take his time to get to know you so that he was sure the two of you would work well together as a couple. There was never a rush for Yoonoh, but as soon as the two of you got together, he wanted to do everything with you.
F ⇴ FIGHTING
Yoonoh was incredibly sensitive, he never liked fighting with you at all, anytime either of you raised your voices it would always send a shiver down his spine. He would do everything that he could to stop a fight from breaking out between the two of you, he does not want to hurt his heart, but more importantly, he doesn’t want to hurt yours. The two of you will always talk through a disagreement at the end to make sure that the same thing doesn’t happen again. Yoonoh knows he’s not perfect, and if you feel like there’s something for him to work on, then he will definitely listen and do it.
G ⇴ GETTING TO KNOW HIS FAMILY
His family felt like they already knew you before meeting you for the first time, Yoonoh always kept them updated about his career, but kept them even more updated about you and the things you got up to together. It naturally felt like you’d always been a part of the family thanks to Yoonoh’s endless stories.
H ⇴ HOME
Yoonoh liked to consider himself as one of the mature members, and with that, he wasn’t afraid to move out of the dorm and live a more domesticated life with you. Just the thought of picking up chores and living with you every day put a smile on his face, he was in no rush, but he couldn’t wait for the day to start living with you.
I ⇴ “I LOVE YOU”
You were the first to say, ‘I love you,’ after Yoonoh surprised you at a shift one day with flowers. When you arrived home with the bouquet, you raced over to let him know how thankful you were for such a sweet gesture, unable to stop yourself from saying those three words. Yoonoh froze for a moment, whispering in your ear to repeat it.
J ⇴ JEALOUSY
There was definitely a confidence about Yoonoh, but his sensitive side did often allow him to get a bit jealous. You can always tell when he’s getting a bit jealous as he’ll get even quieter than usual. Few other people can pick up on you that way that you do, but you can tell instantly when he’s not feeling himself. Strangers are usually the ones that set off his jealousy, he doesn’t trust a person at all until he gets to know them. He knows that you’re pretty, and he definitely doesn’t underestimate some people.
K ⇴ KIDS
Having a family with you was another of the things that Yoonoh looked forward to. Finding a home together, he wanted it to be your forever home, he wished for the place where he could sit back and watch his children grow and allow your relationship to continue to blossom. The two of you would often talk about kids, in fact, it was one of the first things you talked about at Inkigayo before you even got together.
L ⇴ LAUGHTER
Yoonoh’s sense of humour was very dry and sarcastic which would always make you smile. He wasn’t afraid to crack a dangerous joke or two around you as he knew they would always make him laugh. Whilst others struggled with his dryness, you loved how abrupt and outright he could be with his jokes and laughter. He’d work tirelessly to make sure that he was putting a smile on your face, he’d often think of jokes that could make you happy specifically to make sure that you continued to find him funny. He was competitive about your humour too, he always had to be the one that was funnier than you otherwise he wouldn’t he happy.
M ⇴ MISSING
Tours were very hard for the both of you, neither of you were afraid to admit that you struggled being away from each other. It was when he rang you, that Yoonoh would often find himself breaking and letting go. He didn’t want any of the other boys to see him struggle, but all of that pent up emotion would be let go of as soon as he saw your face pop up on the screen. You would often end up with one of you falling asleep on the call as you would talk for so long with each other, constantly reassuring the other that the distance between you both wouldn’t last forever and soon you’d be back with each other again.
N ⇴ NICKNAMES
Yoonoh loved to call you ‘flower.’ He loved adorable nicknames for you, he loved to make you feel special by trying to find unique nicknames rather than calling you ones that you always heard your friends calling their partners.
O ⇴ OBSESSION
He was obsessed with your hands, Yoonoh loved to hold them, but he also loved to play with them. Whenever he got nervous or anxious, his hands would reach out instinctively for yours for comfort.
P ⇴ PDA
Being affectionate in public wasn’t something that Yoonoh was huge on. He was always protective of you in public, he would definitely hold onto your hand, but that was usually about it. He’d never draw too much attention to the two of you, he much preferred to lay low and go unnoticed.
Q ⇴ QUESTIONS
From the moment that he met you, Yoonoh was always asking you questions about yourself. He loved just being able to get to know you, it didn’t matter how long that the two of you were together, everyday he strived to learn something new about you, however big or small.
R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS
For every game or challenge that you beat Yoonoh in, he’ll tally them up, and at the end of the week or the month, he’ll make sure that you make it up to him with kisses. For every one defeat he suffered, you’d be five kisses in debt. It was his way of reminding you how competitive he was and that he hated to lose, no matter how much you enjoyed beating him. One day he was sure that you’d learn that he always liked to be the winner.
S ⇴ SEX
He was always very affectionate during any moments of intimacy. He tended to be the one to dominate as he liked to have control over things, but that never stopped him from making sure that his hands and lips especially paid close attention to you. He’d always listen to what you wanted, if you wanted to try something new, Yoonoh would be completely down for that, he loved experimenting and finding new ways that he could make you happy.
T ⇴ TEXTS
You would be inundated with messages whenever Yoonoh was on tour. He’d text you with updates about his day, especially if he knew that he didn’t have the time to call you that night. He wanted to make you always feels like you were there.
U ⇴ UNIVERSE
He always knew he was one of the mature members, but being with you taught Yoonoh a lot about how he saw his future as a boyfriend, and hopefully a father too. Being with you gave him a beautiful insight into what his future could be.
V ⇴ VACATION
The moment Yoonoh ever got the chance to take you on holiday, he’d take you in a heartbeat. He’d always take you on holidays as a thank you for everything that you did for him, he wanted to make you feel as special as you made him feel everyday, and make sure that he gave you the time of your life.
W ⇴ WHINING
If you dared tried to beat Yoonoh at anything he’d whine in frustration. But you’d never listened, you loved being able to beat him at anything.
X ⇴ XXXXX
The most Yoonoh kissed you was when you paid up your debts. Sometimes you thought he lost on purpose just so he had an excuse to kiss you, but he’d always protest that he never wanted to kiss you. The shine in his eyes told you a completely different story though, even though you’d count, Yoonoh would always sneak in a couple more as he felt a few of his kisses just didn’t do justice to the affection that he wanted to give to you.
Y ⇴ YOU
You were his future, Yoonoh never saw anything without you there too.
Z ⇴ ZZZ
If you could get in between him and his blanket, you’d always curl into Yoonoh’s side at night. He’d usually end up pressing his blanket between you both to keep you both warm, making sure that his arms were tightly around your waist.
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TV | Loki (104)
104: THE NEXUS EVENT
D: KATE HERRON. W: ERIC MARTIN. Original Air Date: 30 June 2021.
Non-spoiler-free recap and review of the fourth episode of LOKI, which airs every Wednesday on Disney+.
RECAP
As Loki and Sylvie watch the world around them slowly but surely fall into complete destruction and collapse, the TVA is scrambling to locate the two and recapture them. Ravonna Renslayer especially is desperate to have the two variants located, being put under pressure by the Time Keepers. It is also revealed that is was Renslayer herself who was the one to pluck Sylvie from the time line and declare her a variant -- when Sylvie was merely a child, still on Asgard. It is also from Renslayer that Sylvie subsequently escapes and, as she reveals to Loki, has been on the run and in hiding ever since, growing up in apocalypses which were the only place her mere presence did not cause any nexus events.
Sharing a heartfelt moment as Sylvie recounts her life, she and Loki create enough chaos to spark a nexus event even within an ongoing apocalypse, allowing the TVA to locate and recapture them. Once captured, they are separated, with Renslayer forbidding anyone to interrogate Sylvie, while Mobius has Loki thrown in a time-loop -- where he is repeatedly threatened and beaten by LADY SIF (JAIMIE ALEXANDER) in a memory from Loki's earlier life on Asgard, where he as a joke cut off Sif's hair. After finally admitting that he played jokes out of loneliness and a desperate need for attention, Mobius retrieves Loki from the time-loop and takes him back to one of the TVA's interrogation rooms.
Loki tries to make Mobius understand that everything about the TVA is a lie -- as Sylvie has told him -- but Mobius does not trust him. He baits him into revealing what caused the nexus event on Lamentis-1 by telling him Sylvie has been disintegrated, and gets Loki to admit that he cares for her. Accusing him of such narcissism that he fell in love with himself, Mobius closes the case and has Loki returned to the time-loop.
Despite his distrust in Loki, Mobius questions Renslayer about what had happened to C-20 and her intentions behind not letting him talk to Sylvie, and eventually steals her TemPad to investigate the matter further. He learns that C-20 confirmed what Loki had tried to tell him: everyone at the TVA is a Variant, plucked from the timeline and brainwashed to serve the Time Keepers. Returning to Loki's time-loop he admits that Loki was right and wants to help him, but they are quickly found out by Renslayer, and she disintegrates Mobius.
Meanwhile, Hunter B-15, despite Renslayer's orders, went to see Sylvie and took her back to the apocalypse they had found her in. Questioning her about her powers, B-15 reveals that she, too, had been having memories of another life since Sylvie had controlled her. Sylvie shows her the memories again, effectively gaining B-15 as an ally.
Following the disintegration of Mobius, Renslayer takes Loki and Sylvie to see the Time Keepers who wish to witness their destruction. However, once in their chambers, Loki and Sylvie are freed from their constraints by B-15 and a fight between them and the TVA ensue. Gaining the advantage, Loki and Sylvie eventually find themselves free of any enemies, and Sylvie attacks one of the Time Keepers with her sword. The Time Keeper is beheaded and, as the head falls to their feet, Loki and Sylvie realise that these three beings are merely robotic avatars and not the real Time Keepers.
Without any way to destroy the Time Keepers and the TVA, Sylvie is lost. Loki, reminiscent of their moment on Lamentis-1 and Mobius' accusation of romantic feelings between the two, tries to communicate to Sylvie whatever it is he is feeling, but before he can make her understand, he is disintegrated by Renslayer who turns out to be alive, still.
The mid-credit scene reveals that Loki did, in fact, not die, but finds himself in another realm where he is greeted by various other incarnations of himself. Prominently among them: CLASSIC LOKI (RICHARD E. GRANT), KID LOKI (JACK VEAL), and BOASTFUL LOKI (DEOBIA OPAREI).
FAVOURITE MOMENTS
Loki is back in Mobius' presence and we are immediately back to bantering like an old married couple and I very much appreciated that. These two have such a lovely dynamic, I adore it. Never thought I would say that, but I really do. I love Owen Wilson in this role very much and he and Tom have such great chemistry.
I also really liked Hunter B-15 taking Sylvie back to the apocalypse they had found her in, and asks her about C-20 and the memories the both of them have lived while Sylvie controlled them. Her chocked back sob and then the "I looked happy" was just so nicely done. I was very happy to see that B-15 was immediately ready to team up with Sylvie and drop the TVA at a moment's notice.
The same goes for Mobius. I loved that, despite Loki's betrayal and the fact that he was so set in not wanting to trust him again, Mobius still couldn't shake the feeling that Loki's comment was more than just a quip and went to investigate. He is not just a mindless follower of orders and I love that very much about him.
FAVOURITE CHARACTER(S)
My main man Loki, always and forever. I adore this version of Loki so much. He is so much fun! I love that we get this actually, truly mischievous Loki, this chaotic mess. He isn't brooding and full of evil plans. No! He wants shenanigans and fun. I love it. And I love that we get to see more of his vulnerable side too.
But also, Mobius! My man! He's back!!! If this man doesn't get to ride a jet ski at least once I will be very upset. I will also be very upset if he is actually gone now. (Cannot believe I am saying this about an Owen Wilson character. This is new. Good on you, Owen, good on you.)
QUESTIONS, CURIOSITIES
Less a question and more a demand: if the mid-credit scene means Loki exists somewhere after being disintegrated, Mobius better be alive somewhere. I want that lad back, whole and in one piece. You hear me, Marvel? Otherwise you might have yourself another CoulsonLives on your hand, you just watch.
I've already seen a bunch of reactions to the whole Loki/Sylvie thing and most either go with happily shipping along, or being very against this concept out of some sort of incestuous concerns. And I feel like, am I the only one who watched that scene as neither romantic nor incestuous as such, but more as Loki being very confused?
Apart from Frigga, and possibly, to some degree and especially earlier in life, the brotherly love of Thor, I don't think Loki has ever felt love. And for the first time there is someone who not just understands him completely, but also accepts him exactly as he is. Especially following their conversation about love in 103, I think what was between Sylvie and Loki on Lamentis-1 that caused the nexus event, and makes Mobius accuse Loki of being in love with her, is not a romantic sense of love, but in a way a certain self-acceptance?
I'm sure Loki has some kinds of feelings but he doesn't know what they are or how to categorise them. And he is very confused about liking Sylvie and caring that she is alright. But I don't think he would have understood it as romantic love without Mobius' accusation of it. I don't think it's narcissism either. What I saw, was a glimmer of Loki realising that he can love himself, he can accept himself. If Sylvie, who is him, understands and accepts him, then so can he. But yeah, I'm curious to see where they're gonna go with this, certainly.
OVERALL IMPRESSION
Generally, this episode was absolutely amazing. Every week I keep finding myself becoming the shocked Pikachu meme while watching the episode, but this week especially. I can't wait to see what next week brings, and I hope very much that we find out Mobius is, in fact, still alive somewhere.
[still image taken from the episode's imdb page]
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