#i want to commit a felony

[technowings]

I am going to punt this ortho into the sun >:(

"Keep going to therapy and it should go away on its own" (I've been going since I saw you the first time, I missed a couple sessions and my recovery fell off a cliff)

"It's unusual that an enchondroma would cause pain like that" (but it can happen - mayo clinic says so and that's when surgery is considered)

"I can give you a referral to a hand specialist so that you'll have it if you need it" (please and thank you, maybe they'll at least act like they give a fuck)

Basically "keep going to pt and it should get better and the pain you're feeling is probably not because of this 'good sized enchondroma' 🙃 " (he even said that - it's 'good sized- what happened to being too small to worry about, hmmm???)

So this thing that can cause BONE FRACTURES?? I should just keep doing what I'm doing?

This issue that I'm having that has caused me enough pain that I've missed work even through the pain medication??

The thing that has caused me to lose so much strength in my left hand that my wife commented on it??

This thing that makes me unable to type on a computer and barely on my phone??

I even told him that I'm not after pain medication, I just want this to go away so that I can get on with my life.

"I can see about getting you in here so we can see if it's some kind of tendon issue"

Maybe the issue is that there is goop in my bones where there shouldn't be and it's right on a pressure point?!?

Where's dr.yiff to diagnose me like in that one comic about furry artists vs drs. I'm so pissed at least I didn't have to drive an hour for him to dismiss me again.

Oh OH and he off handedly mentioned that the cyst showed up on the xray?? THE ONE I HAD IN JULY? YOU DIDNT THINK TO MENTION IT THEN?

"The ganglion cyst has cleared up at least" you absolute walnut maybe it's because it wasn't one to begin with???

Like look, I'm not a doctor. I have no medical training. But I know that there's something wrong with my hand and it's affecting my daily life to a major degree. I told him about the day I got a spike of pain so bad all I could do was press my hand to my side and just breathe through it for a bit.

My pt is not a doctor, but she said that it's unusual for my pain to increase like this, and for my recovery to fall off a cliff like it did during those missed weeks.

So fuckin pissed. Now I feel like I have to go the self medication route because the lidocaine doesn't touch it, the dicofenac says "not for extended use" (going on 4 months, fam) and I'm not going to keep taking oral NSAIDs when they interact with my other meds.

Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou step on a lego dr.v

Couldn't even be like "I'm sorry to hear that you're still in pain" or ask me any details about it.

God fuck dammit!

[cry-ptidd]

(with rizz) Have you seen the play "Lady Windermere's fan"

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Flower meanings + my post

[belliesandburps]

Interactive - Favorite Burp Scenario

I need something to take my mind off the fact that we are home to the dumbest, most bigoted fucking assholes on this planet, and I feel like a lot of you probably feel the same way right now. So, how about another interactive game? Send me character requests via my askbox here and I will respond with my favorite burp scenario to imagine for them. (Note, ideally, keep it to characters I know or that you think I may know)

[gear-shift]

New Promo Art/Header/Banner/[4TH THING]

[uraveragemilkdisliker]

Reverse: 1999 Heathers AU but it's just Vertin bc I can't draw anyone else yet

[thatrandomblogsays]

Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…

These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)

Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time

[ambitious-tea]

Hi so I’m watching House MD. Y’all did NOT let me down this show is as insane if not MORE insane than anticipated. I’m obsessed. If anything it was undersold.

[aaandbackstabbed]

Scrooge: can I trust you, Goldie?

Goldie: if you like. But where’s the fun in that

[kirbydots]

I am not immune to reblogging art from runs I hate because my blorbo looks good in them.

[sophfandoms53]

Appreciation for the silly little chuckle Striker does as he’s about to shoot a monarch in the face

[aweisz]

monolingual people really don't know how to write multilingual people do they

[creativebrainrot]

names is such a fun oc im so glad i thought of nicknaming him names and started actually designing him mentally

hes basically just me but idealized. thats my love yourself therapy. if i come off as confident and secure that is true but its also a "mood" that will fade FAST if i encounter any kind of trigger. names is my therapy because he doesnt have that <3 hes an immortal shapeshifter hes been around for yEAARRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS he can travel dimensions if he wants and his home realm he has a bunch of friends who are as fucked up cryptid as he is because feed yourself!!!!!!!!!!! its an oc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! use XD and :3 in 2024!!!!!!!!! world is fuck make that sparkle dog buy that hellokitty rice cooker get that barbie makeup palette buy the iron man figurine you always wanted live bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queefy-5-layer-burrito]

1 hr 39 min (the end)

This is the hottest, best, and most accurate Sapphic movie I've ever seen. 1000/10 would recommend to any sapphics out there.

[sansloii]

Oh — he's in love...

...truly... hopelessly in love with his perfect match.

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

Parent: My child... Well, I suppose you could say they are old enough to earn a little money of their own... They recently got their own insurance. Whatever the case, I would like you to put a note in their file--

Me, looking at a three-year-old file belonging to a government employee in their mid twenties with pay and job benefits most people would kill for: I'm afraid I can't find any power of attorney for you.

Parent: You misunderstand. I'm their parent.

Me: And there is no power of attorney for you on file, so I can't accept any changes you wish to make.

Parent: Are you suggesting I would sabotage my own child's social security?

Me: You have no legal power over this particular file. All our clients' data deserves the same strict level of protection. You are a client of ours, too; I'm sure you would not want us to act differently if it were your file.

Parent: But I'm their parent?

Me: I can't make any changes to a file by unauthorized persons.

Parent: And how is my baby supposed to get this changed?

Me: All our clients can reach us per phone, fax or email, using the contact details we have on file. The form to grant power of attorney is on our website under--

Parent: Don't be ridiculous, my child doesn't need me to act like their keeper!

[functionalasfuck]

I am once again asking for a PhayuRain exes AU