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Prompt: YOU ARE LIKE PAPA!!!! Aka. I'm seeing a trend. The boys are all literal carbon copies of their mommas (or one parent) at this point - so how do they feel having a child that’s THEIR spitting image? In which your genes didn’t even try. Physically...and personality. Masterlist: LinkedUP Fandom: Twisted Wonderland Characters: House-Wardens Format: Headcannons+ imagine (Yes, I know I said I wouldn't be doing bullets anymore...but one more? It's mixed. Can't just cold turkey a gal) A/N: Do I want to make this a series?...I do not know. Maybe? It's really hard to write without the kids having names - and I'm just here like...can I use the names I want? I already made them up in a past post. Would that ruin the experience for people? I mean - it's my stuff and I can do what I want but hmmm.... Warning(?): For this to be, MC's the one who popped the kid out and has reproductive ability to house spawn. Kiddos are biological. Talk of pregnancy and general child-rearing. Use of mother and she/her pronouns to make my life a bit easier.
Riddle couldn't care if his child looked like him down to the last freckle on is butt. What mattered most in that delivery room was that the child came out healthy with no complications. He's the father that doesn't shy away from asking the doctor + midwives questions - perhaps too many, since you nearly toss him out of the delivery room for causing unneeded distress.
In all honesty? Had he studied medicine like his mother pushed - Riddle would've been the one delivering his own child. He copes with stress through control - so imagine THAT scenario.
After birth, he cares much more for the child's skills and manners rather than their appearance. Do they wash their hands before every meal? Say their please and thank you? Do they trust him enough to state their opinions - respectfully, not a potty mouth.
Riddle can and will make them lick a bar of soap if they utter a curse word before the age of 15.
How's their academic drive? Are they social? It's very important that they get along well with others from an early age. He wants them to have many friends.
He's so focused on their personality - aiming to raise a happy, confident, healthy child - that Riddle takes compliments on their physical attributes with a grain of salt until his hard work all those years child-rearing amass into... well, a second less intense version of himself.
He's adamant to ensure the child's homelife is better than what he had growing up. In a way, he misses much while worrying about other things. 10/10 an anxious father, but very doting despite being strict.
"Must I paint a heart on my cheek every day? Why not a crown, or something more fitting us? Like a rose?" his daughter huffed, yet went to paint a large red heart over her cheekbone regardless.
Just like her father, she'd received her invitation to Night Raven. The girl was expecting it, her certainty fueled by perfect grades and a strong aptitude for magic. She did not lack confidence.
Just like her father, she was assured to land in Heartslabyul. Already prepping her cheek-mark before the mirror made any verdict.
Just like her father, she aimed for the position of Housewarden before setting a single foot on campus.
Yet unlike her father, she held no issues in speaking her grievances. She bemoaned about packing, groveled at her mother's feet for her favorite biscuits before living off cafeteria meals, and surely had no reservations stealing Riddle's best fountain pen for her studies.
She keenly resembled a certain ginger that still calls the Rosehearts' household every day despite getting blue-screened by the answering machine.
That’s the last time Riddle allows you to chose the godfather of his child. Ace is an insufferable influence without that power to toss around.
Riddle sighed, plucking the brush from her fingers and pinning her V-shaped bangs back to examine her uniform. He flattens her lapels and redoes her necktie.
His necktie. Gods he’s raised a little thief.
For a moment, as he loops the tie-knot, he's a young boy calling the girl's mother over each morning to straighten her uniform. It's nostalgic, especially with how his daughter squirms under his appraisal.
Definetly her mother’s daughter, he thinks.
It is then that Riddle sees himself through her wide eyes - they're the same greyish blue that were hardened on his first day. His daughter's are much kinder, he notes. She'll easily find companions to eat her meals with.
Her cheeks are full with sweetness- his were too, but by genetic design rather than an extra treat here and there. To this day his baby-face lingers.
Her cheeks were 100% rounded with uncle Trey's spoiling. Not that Riddle could deny her when he'd eat just as much sweets while toiling over papers in his office. He remembers the familiar patter of feet slipping in, tiny hands pushing a cookie on his desk and coating it with crumbs.
He'd scold her to bring a plate next time, but take a break from work to enjoy the moment. Strict yet not domineering. A child that shares should be encouraged, at least that's what one of his many parenting manuals said.
She shared his button nose and tiny stature. Except she loved wearing matching Mary-Janes with her mother, while he wouldn't be caught without a heel at that age. She inherited his height but not his insecurity. Thank goodness.
Perhaps all those comments about his genetics weren't solely in regard to her magical prowess or ambitions. "....Father? Hellloooo?" she side-stepped to grab her bags, just as he reached to flatten her hair for the fifth time. His heart mellowed enough to not scold her impropriety.
"Ah - " Riddle coughed into his fist, " - apologies, little rose. I just never realized how much you look like -"
"You?” She cut in, “Yeah, psssssh. Mother says it at least once a day. About time you listened."
Riddle snorted, pinching between his brows. Yes, of course it was said. Although only now was he beginning to believe it.
"In appearances, yes. Yet your manners are as deplorable as ever."
Leona hopes his children are nothing like him. Which is impossible, since beastmen carry dominant traits when pitted against humans. He's not surprised in the slightest when his child has two little cub-ears atop their head, or that tiny chord barely passing as a tail. A ready snack he threatens to bite off when they misbehave.
At the very least, he hoped for your eyes. His piercing citrine was attractive, no doubt about that. He's not displeased to have them peer up at him from a bassinette each morning. Yet it is your eyes that carry a softness that this palace needs for him to get through his day.
Hey. At least there's no question of paternity. The joke falls flat with the midwives though. 'course it does.
Multiple times, by the way. For someone who claims to dislike loud children, Leona's genes are intent to sire three spitting images of himself.
In every which way - from their squeaky yawns after a mid-day siesta, to the magic flowing in their veins.
"Papa! Look what I learned how to do!"
Leona barely had time to look up from his endless pile of paperwork. The damn thing was near endless, and he'd missed three scheduled siestas just trying to get through the civil dispute filings. His brother spared no mercy in delegating the less 'enthusing' tasks to his 'smart, wise, people-smart' - pah - little brother.
He hated the sea of menial administrative filings.
His eldest daughter was well aware - she hated her homework just as much.
"A stampede's on it's way! Better freeze up before it's too late!"
Which is why she chose that moment to turn her beloved papa's woes to stone. Literally.
The moment her little fingers touched papyrus, the entire stack turned into solid rock. As did the blood in Leona's veins. Sparkly citrine eyes looked at him expectantly. Somewhere in the palace the lioness' tutor was undoubtly scouring to find her, take her back to magic theory, maybe try to cover this up from the other servants.
"You - OI! I needed those - urk, what else have you turned to stone?" he drops the pen in his hand and tries to move the now frozen stack into a drawer.
"Dammit Ki'faji...Where are your tutors? This is exactly why I told your mom combined lessons with Cheka would be a hassle," Leona grumbles and kicks from his desk, quick to check the hall outside. The kid was a bad influence - rambunctious as a twerp and even more riled up as a preteen.
Upon seeing no servants, guards, or even Cheka running up after his cousin - Leona's both relieved and angered.
Angered that his daughter was left alone. She probably escaped to avoid classwork, which he did too at that age but she deserved better. A proper education outside of solitude. One where she could hopefully grow up optimistic about this country and the people inside of it.
Relieved that no servant witnessed her Unique magic. They wouldn't understand. He can't bear the thought of them speaking of her like they did him.
Except it would be inevitable.
Then angered again, because in his hurry her little tail tucked between her legs. She hugged the side of his work desk with her hands fisted at the hem of her tunic. Her lips set in a scared pout, looking up at him past that untamed mane in her eyes. Worried.
"Papa...did I do something wrong?"
He wonders if this is what his father felt like. Being confronted with your own child, knowing that by cruel fate they'd have to face hardships and hatred for something out of their control.
Suffocating. His own throat felt full of sand. The leather on his hands too tight. She looked so much like him. Acted like him. That much Leona never once contested. Ki-Faji bemoaned to the skies that it was like time never passed, and he was stuck in a loop teaching the same unruly child.
It was funny, until it wasn't. "Nah, kiddo. Nothin' like that," he tried to keep his usual drawl. Unclench his fists. Forget about when he first slipped gloves on, "ya gotta warn me before a shock like that. So you finally got your magic tamed down, huh? Good job."
He shut the door and it set closed with a load thud. Leona might have an idea of what his father felt, but right now? She came first.
Ensuring she felt wanted, strong, and damn right accomplished - came first. Everything else later.
So with just a few strides, he swept her up over his shoulder and out from under that desk. She giggled and squawked about turning 'him' to stone if he made her go back to classes.
And Leona made no promises, but set her on the edge of his desk with 'threats' of turning her sweets to sand if she didn't at least try.
"With Unique Magic like that, you'll out-class your cousin before he even catches wind," and a bit of rivalry never hurt to keep the bloodline strong too.
Which judging by his daughter's immediate squirming to go and turn the first-prince to stone? She inherited Leona's competitive streak as well.
Unions between Merfolk and Humans are rare. Roughly 1/100 and that is giving benefit of the doubt. There were too many boundaries and complications. Prejudice born from history, the need for transfiguration, differing lifespans and culture.
One strong deterrent, perhaps the most impactful, is childrearing. The genetic output - while not impossible - is exceedingly unpredictable. Each species of merfolk reproduces differently, and their genetic dominance when put against a human's gene (especially if the mother is human) can cause complications. Capricious complications.
And as we all know - Azul is not fond of chance. Were his child to be born on land, yet have gills? Their lungs are so small, so new, they wouldn't make it to water in time. The same could be if they were born underwater and needed air.
One thing he is certain of, is that Octopi carry strong genetics. Literally. Should the child inherit his strength its kicks could do much more to your stomach than be a tickle to fawn over.
His mother wanted grandchildren, as did his great-grandmother did great grandchildren. Truth be told he wouldn't be opposed to raise one to leave his legacy to. Yet the Ashengrotto genes were strong with each descendent, so much that when he discovered you were with child? He couldn't be happy. Not truly - because too much was at risk and out of his control.
He prayed, which is not something Azul ever does, that the child would take after you. At each stage of development you were monitored down to the last detail, looking for any complications. Even the slightest hint of a tentacle or incompatibility.
Luckily, the child formed feet. Its first kick scared the hell out of him, but at most left you sore. Yet he wasn't able to relax. Not until you were taken care of in the best hospital on land, with a literal aquarium set up next to the bed just in case.
A medical marvel. That's what this child was.
Not a miracle. Not a blessing.
A medical marvel, and the most beautifully unpredictable thing that has ever happened to Azul in his entire life.
There was no clear picture of how his son might look at birth. He waited with bated breath, mentally running through every text he could find on mer-human unions. Banking on all the preparations He arranged and trying not to bite through his nails from the anxiety. The success rate was too low, but you insisted.
And he was most fortunate, because had you not then he wouldn't be holding the most cherished prize of his life.
The baby didn't cry, yet neither did he according to his mother. He was pale, no gills in sight but the wispy swirls of light gray on his head showed Azul's genes wouldn't rescind everything.
It was hidden from view for now, but there were signs of mixed blood on his son's skin. Plentiful black dots spotted his entire body, too dark to be freckles yet too light to be like Azul's outer skin in his mer-form. Time would only tell if Azul's genes really did overtake all, and if his son would look at the world with wet purple eyes.
Yet what struck Azul the most wasn't these obvious traits, ones he predicted at the very start of your pregnancy after endless nights of research.
It was that right below his son's lip, in the same spot as his father, was a small mole. That truly was by chance with no genetic influence.
He thumbed the little speck, marveling at something so small yet he didn't realize he wanted until it was there.
"You weren't lying, huh? Those are some strong genetics you carry."
Azul balked, just barely stopping himself from whipping around too quick. He turned to scold you for not sleeping, worry ebbing at him all over again.
Yet you rest your head against his shoulder, cheek pressed into his ruffled button down to sink against him. His heart still spun like it did as a teenager.
"Look at his little head of hair," you laughed, and he mutely did just that, "if he gets glasses, then I think my bloodline's finished. Might as well say you did mitosis"
That got him to scoff.
"Hardly," he said dismissively, but his lips pulled to smile regardless, "I don't recall giving him feet. That's all your doing."
"Well excuse me for not having eight legs."
"You are excused," he snickered, "Truly, he would be so much more productive with them."
Azul didn't mean that. Well, partially. Yes his son would get much more done with four sets of arms but with other costs.
You hadn't pressed, and he was grateful.
Kalim wants a large family. Not only because it is expected of him as the eldest Asim, but also because he is a family man. He adores his siblings and does his absolute best to give them all attention despite their large quantity.
He's the most doting husband, and is even more attentive as a parent. One thing he will do differently from his father is keeping his family 'small'. Four children minimum, six children maximum. Monogamous as well. As much as he loves all his siblings, the unspoken tensions are too much to endure. Kalim's also a one-spouse kind of guy, and the thought of sharing - while normal for someone of his status - is not for him. No amount of suggestion or pressure will change that. It is bad enough that his children will be subject to worries about their uncles, aunties, and cousins possibly harboring ill-will. Kalim is set on ensuring that they are part of a true family, one without such tensions, and that he can give them all the love they deserve.
Perhaps he feels guilt as the eldest. He received the most attention from his father as the heir, but he has siblings who barely know anything about their father aside from how he looks. He has step-mothers he has met only in formality, and as time went on there were strains between his siblings that he couldn't ignore. Not after taking his official seat.
Kalim will not be the same as his father. Regardless for his respect and love for the man - No matter what the future does to him, no matter if he lives a long life or one cut short. Kalim will make sure his spouse and children are cared for. He loves them more than anything on the planet.
Should he have a family, and the situation demand it? He'd give up his spot as heir in a heartbeat and move far out into the dunes with nothing but the clothes on his back. All for them to be happy and safe. That's the kind of dad he is.
"Baba?"
Kalim resisted the urge to giggle. His eldest son hated when Kalim acted too childlike, and he was already pushing the boy's patience. He was just past thirteen, his fourteenth birthday already planned for a week-long celebration in just a half-month. It would be the biggest banquet the Scaldings Sands had see since Kalim's wedding. His son would soon start officially training as the next head Asim, just like Kalim did at that age.
Yet it was never too early to celebrate one of the best days of Kalim's life. Which is exactly why Kalim hovered outside the boy's window at an hour long past their family's 'bedtime'. The carpet under his feet familiar as ever, as was his son's exhausted disapproval (we wonder which attendant he inherited 'that' look from).
"Come on! Let's go for a carpet ride. Just you and me tonight," Kalim gently pat the space next to him, his smile adamant, "we don't even have to tell your mother."
His son deadpanned. Even Kalim grimaced at that one.
"Okay! If we get caught, I'll take the hit for both of us. Please? It's such a lovely night out. Perfect for a flight~"
Normally it would be the son begging his father to sneak out, not the other way around. Yet Kalim's eldest was much more mature than he was at that age. Despite being his physical copy, those ruby reds never sparkled with excitement like his father's. They were aways fully concentrated - be it on his studies, his charity, or whomever captured his attention. There came a point when a rumor surfaced that he couldn't possibly be Kalims, yet they didn't reach far thanks to the physical resemblance.
The 'only' resemblance. Since the kid hadn't cracked a laugh since he was in diapers.
Something Kalim learned to accept, but never gave up trying.
His son observed from his bed, the boy's nose wrinkled with thought. No doubt wondering if he should tattle to his mom. He was a doting momma's boy, at least he had that in common with his father.
"Fine," he sighed heavily, and rolled out of bed like it was torture.
Kalim waited, holding the curtain open eagerly until his boy hopped the ledge and sat cross-legged on the carpet's far edge.
Then they were off. High above the city where no one would see. Kalim bobbed his head happily, pointing out buildings as if his son hadn't memorized the entire map of their homeland at the ripe age of five.
"Oh! And there's the restaurant I took your mother on our first date. She loves their Kanafeh -"
"Baba, I know. We have it for breakfast twice every week."
Kalim guided the carpet towards lower ground without a response - keeping air, sassy teenagers, and his messy turban from whacking him in the face.
Only two of those three succeeded.
"Why are we even out here? Shouldn't you worry more about your responsibilities? What if mother wakes to an empty bed, did you consider the consequences? Her worries?"
There came those older thoughts out of such a young mouth. Kalim couldn't help but slump inwards, although his smile still hung on. "You're turning fourteen soon," life will change, "Don't you want to enjoy life a bit more before starting your studies? Baba will understand, you know." he said, and perhaps that was not what his son expected to hear. The boy puffed up. His tanned skin rouging with lost composure.
"I'm not like you. Being al Asim means something to me. Maybe you'd understand if you were a proper sultan who took his job and family seriously! Rather than sneaking off in the night for merry rides on a flying carpet!"
Under the moonlight, his son's perfectly primmed white hair bounced in the wind. Even in sleep he managed to keep his appearance tidy. There were times it was like Kailm was looking in warped a mirror. Those rare moments when he caught the boy lapse, usually with his younger siblings or cousins. When he looked softer, his garnet eyes full of kindness rather than the contempt held in them right now.
Except in these moments too - he still saw a mirror. Just one he wished to avoid.
He too disliked his father's way of doing things, to a certain extent. That his own son felt similar wasn't a surprise. It did not lessen the sting regardless.
"Tifli..." Kalim started, and his son faltered at the endearment, "think what you want, but there is nothing that means more to me than our family."
And even if his son wouldn't admit to it - Kalim knew he saw the mirror too. Just because Kalim disliked his father's choices, didn't mean he did not love him.
He reached for his son without a second thought, pulling the boy down to roughly rub his cheek over his head.
and just like that, Kalim was back to being happy and his son back to groaning complaints - albeit less agitated, to Kalim's delight - and pretending he was much more mature than he was deep down. Kalim's opposite yet perfect little replica.
"Ahahaha!!! Look at you! Just wait until the council has to fight against that fire! I can't wait to bring you with me! "
"AGH LET ME GO!!! WHY DID I EVEN AGREE TO THIS?!"
Papa Vil - now that's one unexpected title to tack onto his Resume. Contrary to what everyone might believe of a superstar leading a life on the go, Vil is proud to be a father. His own raised him while juggling his goals, why should Vil's career deny him the joys of fatherhood?
No. When Vil's daughter is born, he is more than prepared to balance family and work. He locked in when taking a spouse, and is never one to be unprepared.
When you were pregnant, he announced a hiatus in his career just as you entered the third trimester. He can afford it. The public loves a family man. He has money money, and wasn't going to risk missing the birth of his first child while travelling.
Also. Supportive husband to the maximum. Considering you were carrying his child, the bare minimum he could do was be readily available as you go through the roughest stage. That baby had a college fund made and filled before she was even born.
Not that he'd just let her mooch - no child of his would grow up without ambition and practiced life skills. He was not 'aiming' to create a replica or enforce his standards...but she wouldn't lack drive. No Schoenheit - not even you - is going to go through life quietly.
His hiatus was meant to extend until she turned one. Old enough to enjoy life on the road, for you to recover, and give 3-5 years for him to work until she started school. Unlike him at that age, she wouldn't be chartered around as much for his work. Nope.
He already had it planned. She'd be enrolled in a private academy, you'd work as you liked in a good neighborhood, and he wouldn't take any contracts outside of the Shaftlands until she was a teenager. Balance. She would have every opportunity, proper support, and hopefully independence to grow outside of his shadow.
The last thing Vil wanted was for her to be influenced by his career - well, other than admiring his films and being that perfect little face to single out int the audience while at a talk-show or photoshoot.
Speaking of Schoenheit genetics and their blossoming careers - heavens above, he fell in love the moment she first opened her eyes. There were few curly blond ringlets that grew out at super speed as the months past, and she inherited his lavender eyes. Although on a baby they were more rounded, doe-like, and would most definitely take his sharp edge as she grew. Every time he booped her little nose, the little giggle that came was almost melodic.
Such a well behaved baby made a cameo in one of his largest projects to date. He took the role of an unruly ostracized duke, where the special effects makeup made him both enchanting yet horribly frightening to young children. His character gained his redemption through raising an orphan, and Vil's little girl was the only baby they could find who wouldn't cry when seeing her father act so heinous.
"Vil, everyone here is itching to know, is it true that the baby we see in 'Redemption of our Finest ' is your own daughter? There are rumors and speculations from those on set yet we'd love confirmation."
Vil shifts in his chair. The many cameras at all angles did little to deter his focus from the interview in progress. It was one of many, and the talk-host across from him looked very eager to get the first scoop on his latest hit success. He smiled to the camera with his eyes, pretending to be in thought for a moment. The questions were all pre-approved, after all.
"Your assumption and the rumors are all correct," he started, crossing his legs and folding his hands together in them, "unfortunately we struggled to find a child that would not cry when faced with my appearance. Poor little things - it is a struggle to rear child actors. Especially babies."
The reporter blinked, somehow still shocked despite knowing the already.
"And you're saying that your daughter is a cut above the rest?" they asked, and he tutted inwardly. The phrasing was poor, as always with these reporters.
"Yes," he gave them a moment's victory, "and no."
He didn't wait for further inquiry.
"My daughter is remarkable - she is my greatest production, a work of perfection alongside my beloved spouse. Yet this film is rated PG-13, and includes scenes not fit for young eyes. Babies act on instincts alone, and for the majority of this film my appearance was...ah, I so rarely say this, but I was unsightly."
His tone carried warning for them not to twist his words, and the message was received as they gestured for those behind the scenes to alter the backdrop.
"We could even argue your acting ability is that good! To make such a beautiful face and poised demeanor come off as cold." they said, and with the click of a button the screen behind them changed.
On it came a picture of an old, tattered bassinette left on the front stoop of a castle. The picture flicked to show inside, and in it was Vil's precious little girl. Special effects added some dirt on her cheeks, and they wrapped her in a tattered blanket for the scene. Yet despite their efforts to make the child look abandoned, Schoenheit genetics demanded the world see such an adorable baby for all she is.
The audience awed at the picture, even without a cue card. Vil himself took on a genuine lift to his practiced smile when seeing her.
"And just look at her folks! Such an adorable little baby! Can you really expect anything less from THE Vil Schoenheit and Eric Venue's heritage. An actor before she can even count! Your wife's genes didn't even try here, did they Vil?"
The crowd appears insatiable as the host scrolls through a series of photos. Some taken from the film, others from photoshoots and the occasional candid photo snuck by paparazzi. He knew better than to try and hide his family, but said nothing as they all made assumptions.
After all - he was beautiful, and his daughter was undoubtedly the most beloved baby in all of Twisted Wonderland. It was only natural and who was he to turn his nose when faced with one of the few facts these reporters have gotten right.
Although, he wasn't entirely content He laughed into his palm, unable to resist the chance and made direct eye-contact with one of the cameras. Knowing full well that you were watching somewhere back stage, lips likely puckered from being disrespected and just waiting for him to come sneak your family out before the public was dismissed.
"I'm afraid there is nothing to argue there. My genes are perfection, not to mention competitive," he smirked seductively at the camera, propping his chin in the palm of his hand, "but I'm not opposed if my wife would like a rematch for a chance to win the next battle."
And with that - he simultaneously spiked his popularity rating and soft-launched what would likely be a second replica coming to life soon.
Maybe.
If you didn't kill him for that stunt first.
Prodigies spawn prodigies. At least in this case.
Idia never pictured himself as a family man. Hells he never thought anyone would even look at him with anything other than disgust (minus that one ghost lady. He doesn’t like to talk about it) let alone marry him. Needless to say that he cannot decide if you are an idiot or if he has plot armor - because those are the only two reasons you could possibly ever agree to give up your entire life and move to STYX just to be with him.
**see Marriage series for settling THAT can of worms
Yet you do, and now he’s got not only his little brother but a whole ass spouse. He’s on cloud nine. Life cannot be letting him have such good luck. The RNG is rigged
Until he learns that you’re with child - and it all goes boom. Literally. Since not only does his daughter inherit his curse, his fiery flames that never tame themselves, and his spiked teeth that nip his lips way too many times for comfort -
She inherits his genius.
Raising a child in a contained base is a living nightmare.
Raising a child with a need to infiltrate the laboratories and experiment is hell. At least he kept to his room when tinkering as a kid. Idia’s daughter has his brains and your craftiness for going around undetected…and your habit of initiating dramatic events. Needless to say that she does NOT keep to your family’s apartment, does NOT submit to any security (he regrets teaching her how to decode the base padlocks), and very much enjoys making STYX ‘lively’….haha…yeah
No one has ever met such a happy Shroud. Excluding Ortho. He was a sweet type of happy. You spawned a menace.
But let’s not derail. Even if he didn’t want her per-say - Idia loves his daughter. His gut twisted seeing the Shroud curse start taking hold over such a tiny body. She was just a toddler and already burning through enough blot to tie her to this place. He knew the feeling of those youthful amber eyes looking at him for guidance. She looked so much like Ortho as a toddler, and as a child began to resemble him more with longer flames.
It was a constant battle every day. Balancing his work while also trying to do better - because his attitude sucked. He knew his attitude sucked. You warned him about using self-deprecative language and for the most part he did learn to reign it in.
Except old habits die hard, and deep down he still struggles to like himself. Seeing his daughter follow in his footsteps burns brutally, since she has all this potential and just like him she’ end up working for the family business without a choice. All because of these stupid flames and these stupid teeth and these stupid genetics and this STUPID curse -
“MAMAAAAAAAA!!!! DADDY’S BEING A BIG MEANIE AGAIN!!!”
Her shrill high-pitched cry carried throughout the apartment. Idia had just enough time to swipe the alarm system off before it processed. He wishes he could regret putting a system to detect and alert if she was distressed when alone here - but couldn’t. Even now. Since this was totally 100% his fault.
Dammit this kid has lungs of steel.
“Nonononononono - No Mama! No! Shhh shh shh shh!” He grapppled at her little shoulders with clammy hands, “Look! Look I’m not sad, see??? We have pretty hair! Super cool hair! Please please please stop crying -“
And then she did.
The tonal whiplash. The way this tiny manipulator just ceased all her tears, mouth clamping shut with an audible click. A literal child pulling out a handkerchief from her pocket to pat her eyes dry - like some twisted 60yr old swindler at a poker game who’s been training for this moment for decades.
He should have known.
Honestly. Idia can’t even bring himself to be mad. The amount of gaslighting it took to get this kid off his Ninswendo last week already put his best tricks to use.
He is the one who created this monster.
Just like her dad - his little girl was hyper aware of people. Including him, and picked up all his weaknesses. She knew damn well that he genuinely had reason to fear only two people - her momma and her grandmother. Both of which lecture him about being a good model. She knew that system was put in place, and to be good when no one was around to watch her. Not that she ever stayed quiet in their home with S.T.Y.X labs to infiltrate.
He just never thought the day would come, when her demon like tendencies would be used for something like this.
“Your her father, not her friend” his mother said.
“It’s bad enough you turned me into a living photocopier - don’t you dare get lenient with her at this age” you warned.
“That child scares me” he thought, and you agreed. Awful. Awful parents. You both mean it in the most loving way possible.
“Hwee hee hee! I’m glad you think so, daddy,” she grinned up at him all sweet-like, with those pointy little chompers ready to stake their claim. She snapped her teeth at him like a piranha, “hehe~ Mommy says our teeth are cool too. The pointies make eating steak easier - oh! Oh! Can we please have steak for dinner tonight? Please?? Pleaseeeeee?”
Something told him that should he say no, those distress detectors would be set off before he could catch them.
“U-uh…yeah, kiddo. Sure thing. Just go play and I’ll put an order in.”
He tried desperately to hide the quiver in his voice, but knew he failed. She skipped off to her bedroom much too happily - even if father’s were supposed to want their kids to be happy, that was too much - and whatever work remained for the evening didn’t seem important
As Idia slid up to one of the house control panels to check for instant-card delivery, he wondered how this became his life, and if this is how his parents felt having a prodigal spawn of the under-hells for a son.
No. He wasn’t that bad….was he? Did he even want to know at this point?
Boom
“DADDY!!! MY EXPERIMENT BLEW UP AND IS LEAKING RED GUNK!”
No. No. He really did not want to know. For the sake of whatever relationship he had with his parents.
He wants as many children as possible. The definition of that one clip of of the kid who wanted 100 children, so that they'd all have to be his friend. Not that Malleus would force his children to be his friends - well, it would be a plus surely - but he does want a large family to live his life beside.
He finds comfort in solitude, but comfort's close companion is loneliness. He wishes to never be partnered with that feeling. There was opposition. Union between the Briar Prince and a human? Unheard of. Not to mention the life-span difference. Not just between himself and you, but also for his children. Half-fae live long, but not as long as full-blooded fae. In time he will still come out alone, but he hopes to have many memories. Much love and warmth to take with him.
Yet this isn't meant to be sad - no, let us focus on the absolute joy he felt when his first child was born. A boy, his magic exceedingly strong despite his lineage. Even the elders were surprised at the magical prowess this child held. It was almost as if Malleus' nightly wishes for his child to be well, to be loved, to be healthy - taking every precaution to ensure you were well cared for during pregnancy, speaking blessings to your stomach in the dead of night - it all just manifested and out came the world's most perfect child.
A Draconia who would grow up with both parents. He'd be protected, nurtured, loved, and never ever alone. Some might call the King overbearing, making sure his spouse had a desk in his office and attending his meetings with a bright yellow baby sling over his chest. It definitely stood out against his royal attire but Malleus didn't mind.
In magic - there was also physical appearance. Being half-human, the child physically aged quicker than Malleus did in his youth. Yet he still retained the Draconia genes, with two curled scaly horns poking out above his forehead. He had no tail at birth, but around puberty many little scales began to poke their way through at his temple, back, wrists, and neck. No one predicted this since the Draconias have never reproduced with humans, but you tried to calm him with poorly convoluted jokes about ' fancy dragon acne'.
Yet according to Lilia, the boy looked like a near carbon-copy of Malleus once he sprouted up. His hair may have been kept shorter, slicked back, and he may carry himself entirely different from his father. Yet the look in his slitted-emerald eyes was exactly the same. His aura was the same.
And Malleus hadn't any idea how to handle that observation. Surely it was meant as a compliment. In the moment, he laughed and took it as one. Who wouldn't be prideful to see themselves in their child? Especially one so accomplished, growing into his scales with pride and eagerly stepping into his role as prince.
Except Malleus wouldn't, because the thought of his child sharing the feelings he had at that age? It unsettled him greatly. Perhaps one of his worst nightmares as a doting father.
“Father?”
Three sharp knocks echoed in Malleus’ study. He needn’t look up from his book, since the door opened with a thud without waiting for his approval.
Not that he minded - no, quite the contrary. He felt excitement building up at the first knock after all. There was only one person who it could be.
No one would dare impose on the Briar King during his downtime.
None had permission for such rudeness.
No one except his dear family, of course. Although as much as he wished for them to cling to his side and be a welcome reprise from his duties - Malleus was rarely afforded such a gift. His eldest son in particular conducted himself more as a knight or distant consultant than a loving son. Perhaps that came from leaving him in Sebek’s care - as much as his knight was ecstatic to become the first prince’s personal guard, his constant reverence to the elder briar ways likely left an impact on an impressionable child. Instead of bedtime stories, the little Draconia likely fell asleep to Sebek's long-winded lectures on the daily.
Back when he was a starry-eyed toddler, of course. Now the boy wouldn't dare let his guard down enough to sleep, even if his safety was guaranteed. Somehow despite Malleus taking every last precaution to rear a tranquil child, he raised a stickler instead.
“Hm? You look troubled, my son” Malleus met his eldest’s rare lack of decorum with amusement. He didn’t bother to hide a fanged smirk from him.
His son, who seemed to bristle in the doorway when under Malleus’ eye, clearly struggled to contain himself into the proper prince he was trying to be.
“Because I am troubled, father” he grit out, hands flexing at his sides. Sharp black fingernails pricking at his palms.
“Oh? And what seems to be the problem? You so rarely come to me with such matters” - to anyone who didn’t know the king, the sentence read as a bitter slight.
Yet it was merely a father sulking for his son’s attention, in his own prideful way.
“That’s precisely the issue,” his son huffed, “with all held respect, you cannot just drop in on my classes whenever you feel like it! It’s disruptive!”
Malleus merely turned the page in his book, “and whose fault is it that I had to resort to such measures?”
His question met a guilty conscience, and so he continued.
“What else am I to do? My child no longer behaves as my blood. He writes home giving stale reports as if he is one of my soldiers and bids his precious family far too few visits,” Malleus looks up from his ‘reading,’ and gestures to the uniform his son wears, “What else am I to do to see my precious son, other than visit his school? I was a student there once. Your headmaster wouldn’t dare to deny my entry.”
“Father - I understand your anger with my negligence but that is not an excuse for disrupting my classmates -“
“They looked quite please with my presence. I even supplemented material for your lecture -“
“They were scared beyond their wits! - And what of mother?! Surely she was against doing something so drastic! Think of our image! The King of Briar Valley cannot just casually drop his responsibilities whenever he so pleases.”
The boy’s composure finally cracked - and even for a half-blood, his power easily contorted the world around them if left unteathered.
Crackles of electricity buzzed across the study, flickering through a lit desk-lamp. As did the temperature lessen some degrees. Rather than be miffed by his son’s explosion, Malleus laughed in the face of it.
So this is how he must have looked during his moments of impulsivity. Hah.
“You’d be foolish to assume she didn’t try and come along. I thought to spare you her ire, as a mercy.”
At that, the lamp ceased it’s flickering to beam a steady light once again. The teen’s cheeks flushed a shameful color, so rare for one who prides himself more than any of his siblings.
"That was not necessary," he softened almost instantly. Even if she nearly committed the same 'crime' as Malleus, it seems favorites were at play.
"You know with certainty that it was."
A Draconia through and through. What was the term Lilia used? “Momma’s boy”? Considering that none disrespect the Queen - the King included - as her ire could strike the most sore spots of their family after all.
The boy pulled at his collar, out of arguments and simmered to displeasure rather than anger. He muttered an apology for losing his temper, and Malleus found himself wishing for the argument to continue just a bit longer.
After all, these were the times he felt most like a father, a husband, part of a family - rather than a king. He misses the early days when he was only the first three, before the council and other influences pushed his children to focus on responsibilities and their lineage.
“I’m sorry for not writing home…or visiting…I hadn’t thought it would trouble you. I simply - I thought it best to place distance between us.”
“Distance?” Malleus balked, “Distance from your family?”
He couldn’t understand why his child would want distance.
How could the boy he worked so hard to instill belonging within, whom he raised from egg to man, whom he would give up everything for - possibly say such a harrowing thing.
His own blood. His heart and soul. To spew such things in the face of ancestors who were bound to loneliness.
Whatever explanation for his manners didn’t matter so long as he was happy, but to intentionally want to be away from all Malleus thought worthwhile in life?
Never-mind. Malleus wanted the argument to cease. Indefinitely. And to tie himself to this desk for a decade or more.
“Yes, Father. Otherwise it is too difficult-“ he hesitated to continue, but one look at his father- whatever expression he might hold that couldn’t be contained despite his efforts - seemed to be the last push, “- being away. From my family. Leaving. I do not like it, but it is my duty. Coming home, hearing from you, mother, even the care packages I receive from grandfather! I can’t eat them but somehow just smelling the burnt food makes me falter! How can you expect me to preform up to our family’s standards, if I am homesick all the time!?”
It was the first time since he was a boy, clinging to Malleus’ legs, begging his parents not to leave him with his babysitters, that his son cried so openly. Malleus nearly gave in each time it happened too.
The pressure of royal duties, of perfection, on his shoulders was the same as those who came before him. Yet Malleus found himself more relieved than anything, even if his child might never recover his pride.
It was also the first time in many years that Malleus hugged his son, careful to avoid his growing blunted horns, and wasn’t pushed away.
“You are already doing more than enough. Loving your family is nothing to be ashamed of, and it is one of my greatest regrets that you thought otherwise for a single moment.”
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twst imagines#twst scenarios#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland imagines#riddle rosehearts#riddle rosehearts x reader#leona kingscholar#leona kingscholar x reader#azul ashengrotto#azul ashengrotto x reader#vil schoenheit#vil schoenheit x reader#idia shroud#idia shroud x reader#malleus draconia#malleus draconia x reader
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🛁 Adaine/Aelwyn platonically just, friendly sisters having a time
Ohoho, I like this one.
Send me emoji(s) and I'll write a drabble
Adaine grimaced in disguise, still finding new sludges in her hair no matter how many times she got over the same spot. Out of all the places their mission could have gone, what did it have to be a fucking swamp?
That place was so awful that even her precious familiar wasn't happy being there. He now sits on the tiles with his own mini bathing equipment, looking as miserable as Adaine felt.
"Adaine?" Her sister's voice called out from the door. "How are you holding up there? You're not drowning in your own bloody bathtub, are you?"
Adaine's face heated. "Oh, fuck off! You try fighting an ugly goo monster in the middle of a swamp and then come here all high and mighty!"
"No, thank you. There's a reason I never bothered with this whole adventuring thing. It's much more fun gloating from the sidelines." There was some shuffling from outside the door. "Can I come in? I have some stuff that can make this self inflicting torture session go quicker than your current pace."
Adaine was ready to tell Aelwyn where she can stuff her beauty products, but a piece of the monster she just killed slid off of her bangs and fell onto her nose had killed the words in her mouth. She had to admit defeat. "Fine, but any comments on my appearance and I'll have Sandra Lynn kick you out."
"Not fair, you know I fear that woman," Aelwyn grumbled as she fiddled with her things.
"Everyone fears Sandra Lynn," Adaine said smugly. "She has a mom voice that can make a god feel shame and I'm not afraid to use it."
Aelwyn muttered a few more things Adaine couldn't hear from the closed door before entering their shared bathroom with a box under her arm. She opened at mouth at the side of her sister covered in whatever the fuck this is but quickly closed it within a millisecond.
Adaine's tense body visibly relaxed at Aelwyn keeping her comments to herself. She only dared to talk again after picking up a stool and sitting next to Adaine. She pulled out a shampoo bottle and squirted some of it onto her hands.
She did a motion with her hands to tell her to turn around and Adaine did so willingly, letting her hair fall onto Aelwyn's hands.
Aelwyn spoke as she cleaned her up. "This is a special substance used to get thick muck out of wizards' hair for when their experiments blow up in their face. I had to get a bottle of this after my first abjuration attempt nearly took away my eyebrows."
Adaine snorted. "You're kidding."
Aelwyn smiled. "I swear to you, it happened. I wanted to make my own face mask when I was thirteen because all the cool high school girls were doing it, so I thought putting some magic in it would make me the coolest of them all. But I put in too much magic, and next thing I knew, me and Penelope were screaming our heads off because whatever we made won't come off our hair. I was just lucky I did this at her place or I would have never heard the end of this from you."
Adaine played with her thumbs. "I didn't know you guys were friends for that long."
"Neither did I," Aelwyn said. "Back then, I didn't fully know what friendship was. Maybe it's a good thing I didn't know. The realization would have crushed me." She rinsed the shampoo off of Adaine's hair with the shower nuzzle and picked up a different jar. "This is an enchanted bath scent. It will replace anything arcane with the smell of fresh roses."
Adaine raised her eyebrow. "Does this have a tragic story attached to it too?"
Aelwyn snorted, kind of like how Adaine did a second ago. "No, my life is not that pathetic, little sister. This is just something I got for seventy percent off at Bath Bombs and Beyond. But there was a fantastic break up scene at the candle scent aisle if you wish to hear about it."
Adaine made herself comfortable against the wall of the bathtub, letting her wet locks fall onto Aelwyn's pants. "Now I do."
Aelwyn grimaced at her sister's actions, waving her hand and making all the water that was dripped onto her clothes splash onto Adaine's face. She shrieked with laughter, her Boggy croaking happily right beside her.
"You're lucky I still enjoy your company regardless of your antics, little sister," Aelwyn mockingly threatened her before adding more scent into the bath. "Now, where was I? Right! At the candle isle, a half elf and some bulky man were arguing over which scent will make their apartment smell more "homely" because their third roommate complained it always smells like sex because of them. So then-"
Adaine listened absentmindedly as her sister went off, feeling herself drifting off to sleep when Aelwyn started to play with her hair.
She didn't notice Aelwyn gently helping out and drying with her towel. She didn't hear her calling out to Sandra Lynn to help her dress Adaine up. She didn't see Aelwyn trying her best to carry her sister to bed until her arms gave out and Jawbone had to take over.
She didn't need to. The warm feeling she had while tracing told her enough as it is.
#i swear ill answer the other ones#my brain is very picky choosy rn but i am working on them#Asks#Anon#D20#Dimension 20#Fantasy High#Adaine Abernant#Aelwyn Abernant
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I was afraid that the writers would try to make Alys a mean bitch who is just mysterious and has big tits. Meanwhile, the Alys I saw makes me react:
PLEASE CAN I MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU? WHAT ARE YOU MIXING IN YOUR CAULDRE???? FUCK THIS IS SO COOL. I LOVE MAGIC SHIT. DO I HAVE NIGHTMARES HERE? OMG YOU TOO??? THAT'S GREAT, WE WON'T SLEEP TOGETHER NOW

#i want to be her friend and do magic stuff with her#alys rivers#alys#hotd#house of the dragon#this actress is amazing
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Clown time for grimm :)
#my art#my ocs#grimm#i had another dream about the clown world recently#not with grimm this time! whole new set of characters.#was a fun dream :) really worked out the class systems n the leveling up stuff for the clown planet#which is useless tbh cause grimm cosmo n vivi spend like. a week there.#completely useless worldbuilding is my fav kind of worldvuilding tho <3#hang on. i just realized. one of the points of grimms wrist is gone. did i draw that on the sketch layer? 😭 bruh.#anyway. the dream. was a guy going the clown cult (wizard class (same as grimm) ) to go meet his friends#whom also joined the clown cult cause the class system is really old. so. theres a 50/50 chance itll change your gender for you.#so a lot of ppl with join literally just to try n get a free transition out of it and also maybe magic powers since they already joined#like i said. fun dream.#grimm didnt know it can do that tho. i dont think shed ever even think to question her gender tbh so it doesnt matter for her#she just want magic powers so bad shell do anything man just let her have magic powers.
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Just a couple of girls from The Free Marches
"I can't believe the girl I taught to weave flowers at the Arlathvhen grew up to be the 'fearsome' Inquisitor."
"I can't believe Varric didn't put two and two together sooner that we might have already known each other."
"Try not to blame him, you're so different from the girl I knew from back then."
"I'm still just a Dalish girl from The Marches"
#my art#dragon age lavellan#dragon age#da:i#dragon age inquisition#da:2#merrill#dragon age merrill#inquisitor lavellan#blab time#god i want these two to know each other and be friends#or sort of friends#I kept clan lavellan alive so if inky ever visits Wycome and Kirkwall on an envoy or some shit#and Merrill like ugh gross what a betrayal an elf neck deep in the chantry what a betrayal to Our People#and Varric is like give her a change I think you'll like her#(also yeesh Daisy you're like the most tolerant person I know and THIS is what sets you off?)#Merrill is Determined TM to not like her#and Inky in her stupid Regal Andraste Herald FInery is swanning about doing political bullshit until she can meet Mr Viscount Tethras#and his Honored Guest#and then she and Merrill Spiderman Meme like OOOO#YOUUUUUUUU#and reconnected like holy SHIT DAWG WASSUP#Varric being very confused and the girls are like yea dog different clans but we met up every few years to party WASSUP GIRL#and they both have a lovely time keeping in touch and hold each other's hands at arms length#both being like you too are ostracized from our past from the lives we once knew#and both harboring secrets#(Merrill with her blood magic and guilt for what she did to her Keeper and Inky with ALL THE STUFF)#like she would tell Merrill some stuff but it would take a Long Time and A Lot for her to talk about the Dreadwolf stuff#let alone that she was fuckin him#ANYWAYS
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If the unthinkable happens and A New Wish gets a damn infection AU...who'd survive...
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#💥 | silly take#fop a new wish#fopanw#fop anw#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly odd parents a new wish#the fairly odd parents a new wish#the fairly oddparents a new wish#fop new wish#fopnw#fop#fairly oddparents#fairly odd parents#mod tags:#not counting the fairies because they’d probably survive with their magic and everything idk#i think the wells family is LIVING#ok so you have marcus… he’d either be developing a cure or fighting for his family.. maybe both!!#angela i think would live#same with hazel#her sanity be would be low as hell though poor girl#antony has probably played the last of us and the walking dead so i think he’d be fine?? he would probably know what to do#they could create their own little safe haven for them and hazel’s friends#dimmadomes are going down first i think.. sorry#they have robots yeah and maybe the tower would be like guarded with lasers and stuff but ehh.. something could take it down if they wanted#patty is living FOR SURE#maybe barry too idk#crocker is the guy who’s somehow still alive even though he should’ve been dead ages ago#infection probably came from missing with magic in the galax institute#that’s all i got sorry op
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I want to know which octopath developer woke up and chose violence
#yes this is about the extra battles#I’ve been working on them which has taken me a while bc I needed to level everyone first#and I FINALLY FINALLY got them all down#and then FUCKING OPHILIA#GETS UP FROM DEAD AND REVIVED EVERYONE#GIRL I KILLED YOU FIRST WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST HAD RISE AGAIN LOADED AND READY. WHY CANT I DO THAT#tressa: invite friends (or whatever the fuck it’s called)#me: oh it’s them!!!!!! oh wait fuck#anyway we. died again. AND WE WERE DOING SO WELL#the current strat is scholar!temenos arcanist!agnea conjurer!castti and throne i had as merchant but her subjob matters less#castti keeps everyone bp boosted. temenos mainly is keeping everyone at full health#agnea latent power + reflective barrier#and then spam throne’s veil of darkness ability so they can’t land physical attacks either#and then repeat every time Alfyn neutralizes our buffs#the flaw with this strategy is everyone is busy doing damage reduction I don’t have a heavy hitter#especially since tressa keeps stealing castti’s ax#so it takes a really really long time to get them down#i think I might make castti a cleric and then swap osvald in for temenos#I’m worried about that bc osvald is so squishy but elemental attacks are the only thing tressa can’t STEAL#and the one true magic can break shields which will be helpful after ophilia FUCKING REVIVES EVERYONE WITH AUTO REGEN SHIELDS#before I was having good luck with ochette’s summon multiple beasts ability for shield breaking#but I don’t want to give up the reflective barrier/veil of darkness combo I’ve got with agnea and throne#and both of those are dependent on skills unique to them so I can’t just do thief Ochette or whatever#ugh. I’m gonna take a break and come back to this. Alfyn Greengrass you especially are not my friend anymore#actually that’s not fair TRESSA is my enemy. girl gimme my stuff back!!!!!!!!#octopath#octopath traveler
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aghhh why is replying to people so stressful
#babysitting tomorrow & the mtoher asked me what kinda food she should get for me#& tbh i was just planning on eating before i leave#but like if she wants me to cook for her kid im fucked bc i cannot cook#& it feels kinda rude to just say i was planning on eating before i leave#but also i would really prefer to do that#& i cant take too long to reply either#shes also asked me how i plan on getting there#and i do not know why#im just taking public transit#bc im standing in for a friend who quite far away#mine#:(( i wish all this messaging & stuff could just magically be done for me always
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spoilers for the latest dungeon meshi ep but oh my GODDD i love marcille my pobrecita.. i think ryoko kui wrote sexism's effects on marcille really well, i think it's neat how she's a silly little guy and other people kind of underestimate her and it seems she is often down on herself about her failures or, "burdening" others in a way that feels very authentic to how it feels to be a woman and have that extra pressure of perfection to dispell suspicions of your inferiority. it's just very much the feeling i gather from it which makes marcille so relatable. and then to put another layer on it when it came out that she did black magic, she's literally A Bad Ass she is LITERALLY a Badass which makes her doubt of herself even more starkly inappropriate, and in this new episode despite the Fact that she is A Bad Ass when everyone's being a BIG MEANIE to her she's like a sad puppy when people don't let her help with revivals and like idk if i missed something but she doesn't even push back against them saying they're going to turn her in in like, a threatening way, she is just... scared. which hurt me i just wanted everyone stop being so MEAN TO HERRR my POBRECITAAAA. MY TINY LITTLE BABYY
i also laughed a lot and freaked out catching up on the two latest episodes today. DEVASTATING miscalculation on chilchuck's part to protect senshi when laois has No sense of Social cue. really happy to see laois and kabru meet, they're really funny together and i see why people like them so much as a ship now!! i am ECSTATIC that shuro is out of the game in terms of ehem. courting falin. bro COULDN'T HACK IT gEDDEM marcille. get that red dragon lady.. and omg it made me SOOOO MAD that they tried to blame marcille for that like how could that even b her fault!!! >:((( its obv the mad mage's doing. i dont get it they r just big meanies!!! stop shitting on my girl!!!
i like how kabru is like laios if he had more social awareness and was a litle Conniving... and omfg i thought it was so funny and sweet how shuro and laios just fucking beat each other up 😭 shuro said i hate autistic ppl fr. no but im glad he showed up for laios & co. in the end.. sometimes you just gotta talk ur feelings out over a fistfight lol
it was soo so fun seeing everyone interact .. all these fun characters... i cant wait to see what happens next!!! i love this show literally one of my fav animes EVER now definitely its so good its SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!! im terrified not knowing when its gonna end and how im gonna cope when the season ends 🗿 methinks i will have to read the manga instantly after or i will go insane from dungeon meshi withdrawal..
#dungeon meshi spoilers#this is totally just me rambling this show makes me so happyyyy#i usually hate rewatching stuff but idk if i just want to take everything or what#but i had a process of watching it like. rewatch old ep then watch new ep#and i also rewatched it all around ep 13 or something#but i think im going to rewatch it again just because I love ... so much..#is so good... need dunmeshi ..#i also need to develop my senshi tulpa more so my life is less disastrous#at least in terms of food and sleep#i slept until 7pm and then ate 3meals in a row so -_- need that senshi tulpa#lol the way laios did the im stronger than u thing but listed his food and sleep sched. as the reason 😭😭😭😭 beautiful . so beautiful#it makes me SAD that they tried to kill falin but realistically what else could they do.. i just dont want laios think monsters r all bad#or the rest of the crew. anymore...#may b theyre just friends and its the mad mages fault :((#and then kabru was like u have to kill orcs and im like NOOOOOOOOOo dont DO THAT#i was so SHOCOKED. SHOCKEKD when so many ppl were wiped out by falin. literally crazy sauce. broooo#i wuv dungeomeshi so much......#also i just have to say that shuro n laios fight? p gay...ngl#laios n falin r so similar its just falin is um. well better at masking#the Autism Twins (insert flame font(#its like i think shuro's feelings r genuine n not shallow for falin but i also dont think he knows her as well as he thinks.#i mean apparently he is Poor at connecting with others#love those guys. silly guys. the lot of em#chilchuck's being mad at marcile for black magic is a lot less annoying 2 me now that i know. other ppls react WAYYY worse#wuv em
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my dream last night was mentally tagged as "based on a movie you've seen!" and I was like "I wish that was true, because then I could rewatch it!" and so my dream doubled down on that, and after going through the whole story (which, I do appreciate that I got to see the whole story, it was very neat!), the dream shifted to 'awake' me looking the movie up on my phone to prove that it was real.
I couldn't remember the title, so I googled "audrey hempburn sleeping beauty" because it was a sleeping beauty retelling (presumably), and the lead actress was Anne Hathaway, misrecognized as Audrey Hepburn*
and of course, since I was dreaming, found the movie! I don't remember the title anymore, but I think it had both the words Love and Power in it. Also, the movie was based on a book! With a similar but slightly different title.
So I went and found the book, which I just so happened to have on hand, and started rereading the story. Also it turns out that it was the first book in a series of like five.
aaand then the dream got distracted with other stuff
* ironically, turns out irl that sleeping beauty from the disney animated film was based on Audrey Hepburn. I did not know this before this morning seeing what would happen if I actually did this search
#original#dream writing#unfortunately I no longer remember much of the story#things I do recall: The main character was a princess or became a princess#she was at a school getting princess training but then got sent on a mission off to a creepy house/castle#most of the story took place there#her supposed best friend was actually planning to betray her the literal entire time they knew each other#this was revealed with a flashback to the MC's entrance exam to the school#which was to swordfight a large number of magical enemies who can turn you to stone if you make eye contact#the 'best friend' was doing... something devious in the background#and then decided that this new princess had great potential and would be very helpful for her plots#and like... called off the magical enemies somehow?? idk#anyway she wanted something that was in the creepy castle the princess went on a mission at and she wanted to use the princess to get it#also she was magic btw#there was also a prince. he was supposedly important#he got a magic sword and that was DEFINITELY important cause it was one of those artifacts that only a prophesied someone can touch#without immediately dying#so it was a big deal that he had it#... however the way he obtained it was that he dropped his actual sword and it was dark#and the MC grabbed the wrong sword by accident to hand back to him#and neither of them noticed for quite a while that he had the sword of legend#so actually they BOTH touched it#he did get a normal sword again later though cause he wanted a not-instant-death sword for like. ceremonial stuff#also apparently in the original book he was more of a dick? and nicer in the movie
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I made this blog mainly as a place to store art + memes for my fandoms and doodles of my original stories. I’ve posted a lot of the former, but none of the latter, so… Here you go? Have some goofy “incorrect quotes” inspired jokes of a project of mine called The Name-Oath.
Context is indented and italicized, but you can probably read through the doodles below without getting too confused if you skip it:
The first half of the actual plot is your standard fae romance starring a human woman who doesn’t realize the male lead is a supernatural creature, and just thinks he’s really into cosplaying alone in a mansion in some freaky forest. The second half is rom-com shenanigans between the divorced human woman and male lead after the world's ugliest breakup. He desperately tries to get back together at every waking moment and she just wants to hang out with her bestie Summer and raise her half-fae daughter in peace. The human woman is named Eglantine, but goes by Egg. She got stuck with the nickname during high school and decided to start going by it in an effort to have a more "average" sounding name. This did not work as intended, but it certainly helped her avoid getting her name stolen when she first met the male lead. She's something called a skipwitch. This is a whole worldbuilding thing I'm not going to get into here. The male lead is named Kieran. He is a drama king. He spent several centuries under magical house arrest. He can talk to rats. He has pretty hair. This is all you need to know about him, except maybe the fact that he's royalty. Summer is Egg's best friend, and she is the resident fae expert in her and Egg's coven. Competitive and protective of Egg. She hates Kieran's guts, and the feeling is mutual. Egg and Kieran's daughter is named Violet, but she goes by Froggy. She is a terrifying force of nature by virtue of being the offspring of a skipwitch and Unseelie prince. Enjoys microwave pizzas, her pet beta fish, video games, and getting her way. Alois is Kieran's invisible butler. He's a surprisingly talented singer.



#I've had this sitting in my drafts for ages bc I was too nervous to post it. oops.#That one comic wasn't an exaggeration btw--- Egg DID survive her first encounter with Kieran despite not knowing magic existed#She kept evading all the stereotypical Fae tricks like asking for your name / trying to get you to eat and drink Fae food#COMPLETELY by accident#Like.#“Hello there. May I have your name?” “Just call me Egg dude. Everyone does it."#“Would you stay a moment and have a drink with me?” “No thanks I just want to use your phone so I can call a friend to pick me up.”#Kieran was spent a lot of the evening they met being very angry that none of his tricks were working.#And then he later found out it wasn't that they weren't working because this mortal woman knew exactly how to slither her way past them---#she had NO CLUE what she was doing.#He is even angrier when he learns this#and his anger is compounded by the fact#that he is developing a crush on the mortal woman who he's been trying to woo to break a curse on himself#and she is not at all wooed despite his best efforts#Like. At all.#His plan to break the curse has backfired horribly.#Oh “Lady Killer in Love” trope how I love thee#stuff by sofie#The Name-Oath#fae folk#fae#faecore#fae romance#fantasy romance
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I actually think that the only one vying for angel to be re-ensouled for cutesy romance reasons was Willow.
#danni watches buffy#she??? was the one ignoring all the bad stuff he did?? in the name of harmonic relationships???#basing that off one comment she made idk she clearly didn't want buffy to have to do that#and was a Good friend#but ooh that comment about them wanting to be alone at the end of s2#with a smile on her face#like she'd Fixed them with her magic#am i reading too much into this???#idk#for all buffy gets accused of that she never once shows that at all imo#willow however
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Me saving my gems for Alina
Madokami and doppel iroha enter the room holding two fast passes
I-FUCK. Damn it. Oh alina idk if I will be getting you anytime soon (she’s not in the game yet lol) And If anything I should wait for holy Alina instead cause she will probably be limited
Ugh and Madokami is May 1 and doppel iroha is mid may. Since new iroha will be standard… I think I have to go for madokami overall and just go full in. They better give me a couple months to save for Akuma homura or Holy Alina (and they better not release them near each other damn it)
#akuma homura is shown in that preview thing and you can’t have arc 1 without holy Alina but I imagine#I HOPE#they wait until the end of arc 1 like pleaseeee#don’t just randomly release her on a Wednesday out of no where#I don’t want to spend money on this game#I play a few different gachas and out of all the them Nikki seems the most promising with the longevity in sight#with exedra I mean definitely a solid 3 years#but Nikki was so successful I think we have a guaranteed 5 maybe teetering towards 10 if it’s still going strong by year 5#exedra…they got to add more stuff and not take a year to add stuff or they will lose peeps#nikki dev team is insane such breath of fresh air in the gacha scene#the amount of stuff they do and add is wild#like give me a room to decorate or more friend functions#a picture mode with my live2d fucking something#all we do is fight and level up let me do something silly and cute damn it#these magical girls deserve WHIMSY DAMN IT#not to compare they are different styles but I need more… even NU got a cute room decorator come on now#if I was rich I wouldn’t give a damn but I poor really need to be strategic when spending on frivolous digital assets that can#get yeeted from me at a moments notice
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im really tired, but. Licorice X Espresso(ill try go come up with a better shipname than licospresso) childhood friends au. Pls.
Like espresso visiting licorice or vice versa and them taking Latte's old Magic books to study them and they just practicing together. They both dreamed of going into a Magic academy, but they ended up disconecting and walking on very diferet paths for years until they meet up and try to reconect and yay
(licorice still has one of the magic book espresso had lend him and that he never gave back because i think its sweet. )
I have more for this but god i love them
#Platonic shipping<3#I guess#I dont think of thme getting into a romantic relationship#But instead just reconecting after years#Espresso is a breath of fresh air for licorice since hes not involved in the whole mess that is the COD#Yes he lies to espresso about what hes doing and yes hes scared of how espresso will react if he ever finds out#But espresso is. Espresso.#Hes blunt and direct but hes honest and licorice doesnt feel like hes contantly being judged around him#i think espresso wants to reconect with a part of his life he thought he had lost through lico but idk im figuring it out#But by god do these two need friends#Espressos an workaholic who barely makes or keeps connections and licorice desperatly needs friends outside of the COD#...i need to reread some of thier stories just to make sure im not mischaracterizing them#Espresso cookie#Licorice cookie#Crk#Stuff#rare pairs#Forogt to say this but Latte is espresso's cousin on this#Shes a bit older than him and she was also studing to get into a Magic school#But in her case shes a bit more focused on getting into a specific school maybe?#Idk but she let the boys read her older and more starter level books on Magic since shes on a more advanced level#Also i started writing this at 1am so apologies if i get anything wrong
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Vaguely inspired by that one post where Danny gets summoned by the JL and keeps throwing his shoes and stuff at them bc HE might not be able to leave the summoning circle but his clothes sure can!
I think the twist for that was that the circle doesnt effect him at all because hes a halfa and he was just goofing with the JL.
But imagine if the summoning and containment WORKED.
Like, he gets summoned and its startling, but once he realizes hes been summoned hes mostly annoyed.
Its a school night! He has work to do! Sure he wasnt DOING it, but it was still a possibility!
And hes trying to banter with the JL. Which for him just means being vaguely-obnoxious-but-somewhat-charming.
But then he tries to leave.
Maybe hes worried about his friends reaction to seeing him disappear.
Maybe the JL are saying some anti ghost/demon/whatever they think he is nonsense.
Maybe he changed his mind about doing that homework.
But either way, it doesnt work.
He drags his hand along the edge of the spell. It doesnt give, and he realizes hes not sure what this spell is supposed to do.
Its all along the floor beneth him, he cant fly through the floor.
He tries to get away from the walls and floor, worried whatever spell makes up the container can be triggered to hurt him or brainwash him or SOMETHING.
Its not his best guest, but he has never been summoned before, at least not with this type of barrier, and he doesnt know what to expect.
He barely gets a few feet off the ground when he hits the spells invisible roof.
And he is trapped.
And now this fourteen year old child is caged in a room with clearly dangerous adult strangers.
After hes been more or less kidnapped.
He’s suddenly regretting insulting them.
And its not his first time beimg kidnapped. Or his first time being in danger in general (obviously).
but its usually some ghost! Or Vlad “Loser, I hardly know her!” Masters!
Both of whom explain literally everything they plan in long ass evil monologues! It usually takes danny five minutes tops to learn their entire life story Dr Doofenshmirtz style!
He knows most of them personally! They hang out sometimes! Heck! even the local ghost hunters are either literally related to him or someone he’s dated!
He knows their powersets, their strengths, their weaknesses.
Most importantly, he knows their goals
But now hes trapped. In a room of clearly superpowerd strangers. With magical abilities strong enough to trap him for real.
And has no idea what they want
And Danny just freezes up
This could be super angsty if the JL were told that he was evil and think his panic + young features are only done to manipulate them.
You can also add angst with a language barrier/translation issue
I imagine the JL would be trying to get information about ghosts/ are trying to get someone to fight a villain they can’t defeat
Its going to scare the shit out of Danny either way- like imagine fourteen year old you gets kidnapped by strangers and they start asking you about your weaknesses or say they will only let you out if you agree to fight this monster.
And if Danny doesnt know this villain or how tf hes going to fight them he might feel like hes being sent off to get his ass kicked.
I can just imagine Danny being told he has to fight this supervillain and being like “…if i like..die…trying to fight this guy…what are you going to do with my body? Like will you send me home? Cause my family will freak if my corpse is teleported into the living room”
JL would not be happy about any of his responses.
Im begging someone to write this please have a nice day
#danny phantom#dp x dc#justice league#justice league x danny phantom#not a ship#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dcxdp#dpxdc#misunderstandings#angst potential
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might have brava kill connor

#ive never done it before and want to see what happens#but also without meta gaming; she wouldnt leave to go to the circle bc god knows what could happen in the time that she's gone#and i dont think she'd follow through with jowan's ritual either#bc 1 blood magic 2 she doesnt know these ppl that well 3 she's a “if you want it done right do it yourself” person#like she's not heartless it's obviously terrible but to her logistically the only way to deal with this is to kill the abomination#there's also a part of her thats like these are rich human problems that could have been avoided if they werent being selfish#so she's not gonna jump through all these hoops when there's an efficient solution#she'll for sure think back on it when faced with anders post-da2 bc they're friends 😁#oc stuff#brava tabris#.txt
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