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slitherred · 3 months ago

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I'm sorry but I don't like the leaked mask design. 😔

He looks more like an Otherworldly Father than the Robot Daddy I was expecting.

#viktor arcane #give me body horror #give me metal #where's my damn MACHINE herald netflix #i want my MACHINE wife #i want jayce to question how far viktor will go to get his glorious evolution #not drop down to his knees and worship this celestial being #I want to see a threat not a treat yknow

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v0idwraith · 5 months ago

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When will my husband (Viktor Arcane) return from war (hasn’t been in any of the promo material)

#*sigh* i miss my wife tails. i miss her a lot.#arcane #viktor #viktor arcane #arcane season 2 #yes i know the reason is that they want to save the reveal until the show #i am aware of machine herald viktor

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vulpinesaint · 2 days ago

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childcare does not seem like a job that would make you buff but let me tell you. kindergarteners will hold onto your arms and let you lift them like weights if you give them the chance. i discovered that i could do a pull up on a set of monkey bars

#monkey bars was a coincidence the besties and i were hanging out on an otherwise empty play structure #however. was holding one of the kinders’ hands the other day so he could like. rock back and forth on his heels #and i have never used a rowing machine but i felt the necessary muscle groups for that specific exercise getting used there haha #shout out to lifting children. one of life’s small joys #other favorite is holding their hands and telling them ‘okay jump really high!!!’ and then lifting them up all the way in the air #easy as hell cause they are jumping for the first part of it #and then y’know. i’m almost six feet tall and i get my arms totally straight up. they are fucking delighted to go that high #top ten activities for sure #don’t do it that often cause i’m not like. supposed to be lifting or throwing around the children.#but as a treat when my supervisor is not right there… it’s good for their vestibular sense…#someday i will have my own child. and i will toss that thing in the air all the time #SICKENING. CAN’T THINK ABOUT HAVING KIDS. I WILL HAVE DAYDREAMS AND IDYLLIC FANTASIES IN MY HEAD…#shout out to two incredibly queer people going ‘yeah we’re gonna be a husband and wife who want children’#miffy nd i contributing to the white picket fence lifestyle as two trans people with complicated and inscrutable sexualities 🫡#diversity win. i suppose. have our kids’ names picked out………#valentine notes

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ghostbooba · 6 months ago

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VICTORIA NEUMAN: claw machine 🕹️

I love watching the boys when I'm having a bad day because no matter what day I'm having, Victoria is having a worse one.

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wildsaltair · 16 days ago

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requesting for a Maximus time traveling experiment to be held in my room tonight

#my room can be the permanent depot for his time traveling adventures #i mean if time travel is possible then i think he and i should be the first candidates #come to me maximus #cross the boundaries of time space reality and logic #and come to my arms #WILL SOMEONE #PLEASE INVENT A TIME MACHINE #or just. magic me into gladiator somehow #so i can become the beloved wife of the man i love so much #how hard would that be??#a few magic spells a giant poof and there i am #ready to take the vows and be his forever #when?? will my longsuffering be rewarded with the sweet reunion of my heart to his????#how i YEARN #i ACHE #i SWOON I MELT I DIE #i love him so much i just want to be his little wife in our cottage with a garden and lots of farm animals #no more job no more responsibilities just me and maximus making sweet love in our little slice of heaven #PLEASE #I WILL BEG FOR ALL OF ETERNITY FOR THIS #gladiator #maximus #maximus decimus meridius #gladiator 2000 #russell crowe #text posts

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meownotgood · 2 months ago

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Your Viktor fic has actually changed my life . I'm So obsessed w the way you portrayed machine herald and just the way you write!!!! That may have been the best thing I've ever read omfg How do u Do That

I'm so happy you enjoyed it!!!! sometimes I channel dark magic from the deepest pits of hell to get my writing done. only sometimes though. thank you very much for reading, I'm glad to have so many machine herald fans here huehuehue

#machine wife... come back to me......#I definitely want to write more for the machine herald once I figure out how to do it #they cannot take him away from me!!!!!!#I'm kissing his steel face in my mind #I'm honored!! thank you for reading anon 💞#ask mags

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charybdiscreations · 3 months ago

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Say it with me: Even if AI was not stealing the work of my fellow artists/writers/actors/etc., we should still oppose it because the electricity and water needed to run a single prompt is unsustainable and we are ROCKETING towards our own destruction

#fuck ai #all my friends hate ai #do i want a machine that eats my food for me?#do i want it to fuck my wife for me?#this is the shit that kicks off Dune #and I'll be joining the Butlerian jihad on the side of Butler

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 9 months ago

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thinking abt how much river and the doctor's hiding the damage also shapes thasmin

#said it before i'll say it again but yaz you totally got the spouse treatment #unfortunately being the doctor's wife fucking sucks!!!!#unless youre a time machine #also said this before but in my head theyre like categorised as bluebeards wives #clara river yaz. rose not so much. she lived #the others are all various shades of dead #'but dimitri yaz lived thats the end of her arc' sure but. thematically. all *gestures at potd reovlution tmleschldrn* was suicidal as fuck #okay no like yaz lives but she doesnt get the life she wants #she is alive technically but she dies in that. shes brought back home #if her leaving home is the coming out you know? then being brought back is being stuffed back in the closet #even if not in the literal details bc her family is supportive #then in the metaphorical way that The Doctor Life is the life she wants to live #and she doesnt GET that #bc. the doctor dies #and whos the doctor in potd? right #see? i connected the dots

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noed · 1 year ago

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i've got a bright little halo, and i'm filled with love ~ !

#alice angel #bendy and the ink machine #batim #scribbles #i actually drew this in 2020 but i wanted to post it bc i still like it a lot #i miss my wife tails

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hazeism · 1 year ago

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GRAAGHH WHO CARES ANYMORE

#a few weeks ago i was like okay haze make a finished piece and i had a lot of fun doing lineart #and then I remembered I'm a hackfraud (not an aspersion) and I don't want to color ever i haaate coloring i haate finished piece #so this sat doing nothing but fuck it there's like four people on the face of the planet who will look at it #so i'm going to cope seethe mald or whatever (teeth grit) peace and love on earth #asimov chronology #cleon I #i love my wife cleon I at least.#eto demerzel #visual #finished #queue #lyrics btw come down forever the ninth wave love you shoegaze it makes me think of them #the way i can't make meaningful artistic decisions in the visual medium because i am a machine

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blooscreen · 1 year ago

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wwomen . girls . 🥺💖 . starting to think i may be . more than just a faggot . at times

#wwhat if that musical machine was a ggirl and i was in love with her .#wwhat if . what if that industrial machine that plays an important part in paper making factories was . my wife . spiritually #hwat if everyone was a girl forever what if women . whaat if that fictional man i like . was a girl. actually. 😭😭😭😭#ahaahaa twirls my hair around my finger #the universe looks me in the eye and says 'gender and sexuality are both fluid' and tthen makes me go oohg women #i like it when gender is weird and fun and ivve been thinking about weird woman genders sooo much lately .ive been like 'erm. transfems'#and now look at me . surrounded by wives . im glitter popping my keyboard (MUSICAL) im helping her transition 😭💖💖💖#im so faggot . what if my doctor pepper was a fellow transsexual and we were t4t for the brief moments we share on this earth together #spiritually we were both formed by cosmic dust and found eachother in a world where we are both dull metal husks wrapped in colors #attempting to make ourself look appealing and lovable . her for the purpose of appeasing our overlords. me for the sake of appeasing mine #(human desperation. ofcourse.) we both find ourselves on this planet. some part of us knows we were once cosmic dust.#we once were indistinguishable from eachother. everyone was.#but her and me now.. its rare that two gems should meet who formed so similarly.#were both metal canisters who want to spill our contents out. and isnt that beautiful.#um . anyways . peace and love on planet earth. lawl

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lunaccult · 2 years ago

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something so tear-inducing about hades calling persephone petal

#i don't care i really don't care i write hades as a simp #like i cannot care less i just do what i want #suffer me #persephone is his queen she is judge jury and executioner #and hades sits there holding her flower crown and cheering her on like MY WIFE #i'm setting them modern to make it easier to plot/write BUT..... if u ever want mythos old school i got u #siri play my boy builds coffins by florence and the machine #siri play in a week by hozier #anyway......don't mind me

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warderfromtheborder · 2 years ago

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Wow

That was HARROWING and TRAUMATIZING I would like to NEVER repeat that experience

I just

AUGH WOW Y'ALL BOTCHED ALL YOUR INTERACTIONS 5 FOR 5 ALL TRASHFIRES

#neverafter #neverafter spoilers #dimension 20 #want to be clear my anguish is good old fashioned second-hand embarrasment #not trying to harsh any player's choices #like. they clearly were all in the place of 'aw fuck this could get real deadly real fast we gotta get more info'#and it just unfolded like a rube goldberg machine of awkwardness and emotional baggage #it's like the flipside of the 'reality shatters' bit. a perfect storm of choices and dice rolls leading to just a crushing loss #'it smells like shampoo' my wife and I literally clutched each other in shock

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slayter-kinney · 2 months ago

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“why can’t you guys just be friends, why do you have to be in a romantic relationship?” #gaysinstraightfields

#i continue to not see the appeal of the husband of my hot bisexual baddie bestie #they have been together since high school and appear to not have any chemistry #i spent the most time with him tonight than i ever have #because he never wants to hang out with his wife’s friends #and i was optimistic and open to having my opinion. of him changed #but alas. i have new fuel for my dislike machine #mine

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t4tpumpkinduo · 3 months ago

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i stand with my cancelled wife

#i haven't finished arcane yet but 1. its not league lore no matter how much it wants to be don't make me laugh #2. i would never betray a beautiful unwell autistic unfairly villanized shawty for WHITE JESUS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH #i miss the game machine harold so bad remember when he'd like kidnap hospital patients to torture them and make them robots #now he's a poor woobie fuck outta here i miss mi serial killer #also vi ♡ my beloved my dear my favorite i'm sorry abt this fuckass fanbase my beautiful prince they never deserved you #ripping my shirt open she. is not. YOUR ONE DIMENSIONAL ACCESSORY TO OTHER CHARACTERS WHO'S DEEP TRAUMA SHOULD BE BRUSHED PAST!!!!!!!#whagever. i will finiah it today w my beautiful wife cuz we're finally back frm a mandatory trip thing n we can rest ♡ finally. smile smile #huri.txt

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calandrinon · 2 years ago

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100% but please what was the 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep

People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

#but seriously #my nz bff wanted to show her wife 'tom dyron and asuka!' but we only had the first few eps #until i happened to find the rest on a 20yo hard drive #the wayback machine didn't have it sadly #there are so many fics i will never read again #and that's terrible #reblob

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