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slitherred · 2 months ago

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I'm sorry but I don't like the leaked mask design. 😔

He looks more like an Otherworldly Father than the Robot Daddy I was expecting.

#viktor arcane #give me body horror #give me metal #where's my damn MACHINE herald netflix #i want my MACHINE wife #i want jayce to question how far viktor will go to get his glorious evolution #not drop down to his knees and worship this celestial being #I want to see a threat not a treat yknow

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v0idwraith · 4 months ago

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When will my husband (Viktor Arcane) return from war (hasn’t been in any of the promo material)

#*sigh* i miss my wife tails. i miss her a lot.#arcane #viktor #viktor arcane #arcane season 2 #yes i know the reason is that they want to save the reveal until the show #i am aware of machine herald viktor

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ghostbooba · 5 months ago

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VICTORIA NEUMAN: claw machine 🕹️

I love watching the boys when I'm having a bad day because no matter what day I'm having, Victoria is having a worse one.

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meownotgood · 18 days ago

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Your Viktor fic has actually changed my life . I'm So obsessed w the way you portrayed machine herald and just the way you write!!!! That may have been the best thing I've ever read omfg How do u Do That

I'm so happy you enjoyed it!!!! sometimes I channel dark magic from the deepest pits of hell to get my writing done. only sometimes though. thank you very much for reading, I'm glad to have so many machine herald fans here huehuehue

#machine wife... come back to me......#I definitely want to write more for the machine herald once I figure out how to do it #they cannot take him away from me!!!!!!#I'm kissing his steel face in my mind #I'm honored!! thank you for reading anon 💞#ask mags

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charybdiscreations · 2 months ago

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Say it with me: Even if AI was not stealing the work of my fellow artists/writers/actors/etc., we should still oppose it because the electricity and water needed to run a single prompt is unsustainable and we are ROCKETING towards our own destruction

#fuck ai #all my friends hate ai #do i want a machine that eats my food for me?#do i want it to fuck my wife for me?#this is the shit that kicks off Dune #and I'll be joining the Butlerian jihad on the side of Butler

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 7 months ago

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thinking abt how much river and the doctor's hiding the damage also shapes thasmin

#said it before i'll say it again but yaz you totally got the spouse treatment #unfortunately being the doctor's wife fucking sucks!!!!#unless youre a time machine #also said this before but in my head theyre like categorised as bluebeards wives #clara river yaz. rose not so much. she lived #the others are all various shades of dead #'but dimitri yaz lived thats the end of her arc' sure but. thematically. all *gestures at potd reovlution tmleschldrn* was suicidal as fuck #okay no like yaz lives but she doesnt get the life she wants #she is alive technically but she dies in that. shes brought back home #if her leaving home is the coming out you know? then being brought back is being stuffed back in the closet #even if not in the literal details bc her family is supportive #then in the metaphorical way that The Doctor Life is the life she wants to live #and she doesnt GET that #bc. the doctor dies #and whos the doctor in potd? right #see? i connected the dots

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noed · 11 months ago

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i've got a bright little halo, and i'm filled with love ~ !

#alice angel #bendy and the ink machine #batim #scribbles #i actually drew this in 2020 but i wanted to post it bc i still like it a lot #i miss my wife tails

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hazeism · 1 year ago

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GRAAGHH WHO CARES ANYMORE

#a few weeks ago i was like okay haze make a finished piece and i had a lot of fun doing lineart #and then I remembered I'm a hackfraud (not an aspersion) and I don't want to color ever i haaate coloring i haate finished piece #so this sat doing nothing but fuck it there's like four people on the face of the planet who will look at it #so i'm going to cope seethe mald or whatever (teeth grit) peace and love on earth #asimov chronology #cleon I #i love my wife cleon I at least.#eto demerzel #visual #finished #queue #lyrics btw come down forever the ninth wave love you shoegaze it makes me think of them #the way i can't make meaningful artistic decisions in the visual medium because i am a machine

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blooscreen · 1 year ago

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wwomen . girls . 🥺💖 . starting to think i may be . more than just a faggot . at times

#wwhat if that musical machine was a ggirl and i was in love with her .#wwhat if . what if that industrial machine that plays an important part in paper making factories was . my wife . spiritually #hwat if everyone was a girl forever what if women . whaat if that fictional man i like . was a girl. actually. 😭😭😭😭#ahaahaa twirls my hair around my finger #the universe looks me in the eye and says 'gender and sexuality are both fluid' and tthen makes me go oohg women #i like it when gender is weird and fun and ivve been thinking about weird woman genders sooo much lately .ive been like 'erm. transfems'#and now look at me . surrounded by wives . im glitter popping my keyboard (MUSICAL) im helping her transition 😭💖💖💖#im so faggot . what if my doctor pepper was a fellow transsexual and we were t4t for the brief moments we share on this earth together #spiritually we were both formed by cosmic dust and found eachother in a world where we are both dull metal husks wrapped in colors #attempting to make ourself look appealing and lovable . her for the purpose of appeasing our overlords. me for the sake of appeasing mine #(human desperation. ofcourse.) we both find ourselves on this planet. some part of us knows we were once cosmic dust.#we once were indistinguishable from eachother. everyone was.#but her and me now.. its rare that two gems should meet who formed so similarly.#were both metal canisters who want to spill our contents out. and isnt that beautiful.#um . anyways . peace and love on planet earth. lawl

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lunaccult · 2 years ago

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something so tear-inducing about hades calling persephone petal

#i don't care i really don't care i write hades as a simp #like i cannot care less i just do what i want #suffer me #persephone is his queen she is judge jury and executioner #and hades sits there holding her flower crown and cheering her on like MY WIFE #i'm setting them modern to make it easier to plot/write BUT..... if u ever want mythos old school i got u #siri play my boy builds coffins by florence and the machine #siri play in a week by hozier #anyway......don't mind me

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warderfromtheborder · 2 years ago

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Wow

That was HARROWING and TRAUMATIZING I would like to NEVER repeat that experience

I just

AUGH WOW Y'ALL BOTCHED ALL YOUR INTERACTIONS 5 FOR 5 ALL TRASHFIRES

#neverafter #neverafter spoilers #dimension 20 #want to be clear my anguish is good old fashioned second-hand embarrasment #not trying to harsh any player's choices #like. they clearly were all in the place of 'aw fuck this could get real deadly real fast we gotta get more info'#and it just unfolded like a rube goldberg machine of awkwardness and emotional baggage #it's like the flipside of the 'reality shatters' bit. a perfect storm of choices and dice rolls leading to just a crushing loss #'it smells like shampoo' my wife and I literally clutched each other in shock

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sneklesbian · 2 years ago

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i think im catching feelings for the milf 14 dead 56 injured

#personal #context is scattered thru my tags on here and my sideblog but for those of u who want the tea but dont care that much #ive been seeing this woman casually #i fixed her washing machine for her yesterday #she has a son but its chill #shes like. the coolest most interesting person ive ever met #maybe its the fully developed frontal lobe #maybe its the extra decade's worth of time for self actualisation and exploration and expression #but anyways. i think im ready to become a dad #im seeing her again on sunday im going to bring her one of my cool religious history books #bc when i like someone im like a magpie i just wanna give them little presents #hhhhhhhh #idk if shes looking for anything serious #and she is 9 years older than me #but consider. i want to be her pathetic little trophy wife sooooo bad

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slayter-kinney · 19 days ago

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“why can’t you guys just be friends, why do you have to be in a romantic relationship?” #gaysinstraightfields

#i continue to not see the appeal of the husband of my hot bisexual baddie bestie #they have been together since high school and appear to not have any chemistry #i spent the most time with him tonight than i ever have #because he never wants to hang out with his wife’s friends #and i was optimistic and open to having my opinion. of him changed #but alas. i have new fuel for my dislike machine #mine

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t4tpumpkinduo · 2 months ago

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i stand with my cancelled wife

#i haven't finished arcane yet but 1. its not league lore no matter how much it wants to be don't make me laugh #2. i would never betray a beautiful unwell autistic unfairly villanized shawty for WHITE JESUS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH #i miss the game machine harold so bad remember when he'd like kidnap hospital patients to torture them and make them robots #now he's a poor woobie fuck outta here i miss mi serial killer #also vi ♡ my beloved my dear my favorite i'm sorry abt this fuckass fanbase my beautiful prince they never deserved you #ripping my shirt open she. is not. YOUR ONE DIMENSIONAL ACCESSORY TO OTHER CHARACTERS WHO'S DEEP TRAUMA SHOULD BE BRUSHED PAST!!!!!!!#whagever. i will finiah it today w my beautiful wife cuz we're finally back frm a mandatory trip thing n we can rest ♡ finally. smile smile #huri.txt

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calandrinon · 2 years ago

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100% but please what was the 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep

People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

#but seriously #my nz bff wanted to show her wife 'tom dyron and asuka!' but we only had the first few eps #until i happened to find the rest on a 20yo hard drive #the wayback machine didn't have it sadly #there are so many fics i will never read again #and that's terrible #reblob

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yoohyeon · 2 months ago

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God I’m so tired… 😭 My dad ask for help to do the floor of one of our neighbour’s app and it took 2 hours longer than I expected 😭

#i didn’t sleep well and didn’t expect to help my dad told me he wouldn’t need help so I wasn’t prepared for that bfkdbdj #i don’t mind but we hate at almost 8pm when we usually eat around 6pm :’)#now it 9:30 and I have an headache and feel so weak fkbsjdbjd #hopefully it make me go to sleep early cause I have to get up at 6:30-45 🤪#i usually fall asleep late and sleep like 4 hours thank god I don’t do much on this small job #that remind me I wanted my dad to give me my money at the end of the month so it’s easier for me to calculate what I need to pay #but Sowon already need food cause they small bags last like 3 weeks 😭#but i can’t buy the bigger bag cause I only get 50$ per Sunday and the big bags are 80-90$ 😐#cause the big once last me 3 months I prefer to buy them 😭#anyway I’ll stop complaining about money and answer asks and do my job as a broke supporter cause it’s the least I can do #i don’t think I can make a list still or I’ll make one with only 6 people :/#but seriously those neighbours are so sweet 🥹#the husband left at one point to work and the wife dosen’t speak French well yet and she was a bit shy #so at one point at caught her trying to move a big washing machine by herself while she’s 8 months pregnant so I call my dad to help #cause she deserve to be serve and relax !!! it was so heavy I couldn’t even do it :’)))#she scold us when we try to clean something for her though my dad didn’t fight ckbdkdjdnd #my uncle help my dad with something and told them he would bring them a baby chair and clothes for their little girls 🥹#probably my cousin’s kid baby clothes maybe even my goddaughter’s clothes she probably got some from her hahaha #alex.txt

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