#i want a horse
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Maybe I'll dig out my felt and sewing kit and make a stuffed animal
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Literally me if i had a horse and didn’t have a bit of germaphobia
#other than that yes#I love horses#I want a horse#they’re so cute clippity cloppity#their little hoovsies#gah horsies
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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i want chickens
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"But you already wrote that trope."
#fanfic#fanfiction#fanfics#fanfic culture#tropes#fanfic tropes#its my blorbo and he'll suffer how I want him to#blorbo disc horse#fanfic meme#fanfic author shitpost#writing meme
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I want a horse. I want a horse.
you mock me. I tell you, you mock me.
relentlessly, cruelly, you sit there on your high horse and look down upon me YOU MOCK ME
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#horses#i want a horse#buy me a horse#you know who you are#stolas#immediate murder professionals#helluva boss#blitzø
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was this anyone else's first thought, or
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#anglerfish#YES hiking jade let's GO#send him up the mountain to look at some funky mushrooms#love how delicately he's holding his lantern with his little pinky out#ooh la la monsieur mastermind#now what are the odds we're getting gargoyle-club malleus next#probably not good but LOOK let me DREAM#i also very much want the equestrian club. GIVE ME HORSE BOYS#actually just give me everyone i want to see everyone#man though the june schedule looking pretty light over here in jp#which always makes me think something big is coming up...#whenever they pull a training camp on us it instantly sends my brain into overthinking mode#chances are good it's more main story though!#we've been averaging every-other-month story updates for a while now and the consistency is nice#i'm still not over the eight months between the end of episode 5 and the start of episode 6...#(IT'S FINE i want them to take all the time they need! i am just impatient)#(i will happily wait but i will be rolling around on the ground the entire time)
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These started out as MLP versions of the dog lads but quickly got away from me and became just their own thing. Machete is a medieval unicorn and Vasco was inspired by Renaissance tack and carousel horses.
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#Machete#Vasco#once again being reminded how weird and difficult horses are#and troubled by the fact that if I want to depict Vasco doing equestrian things I sort of have to eventually figure out how to draw horses
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andreil commission for a friend
#and yes they wanted the hannibal horse scene pose everybody say thank you hannibal#i dont go here sorry if theres inaccuracies#andreil#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard
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unicorn concept, horns are their own separate species, highly magical, nonsentient, driven by instinct, need to be inside of a living creature to get nutrients, stab into a horse head, make the HORSE sentient and magical by altering its brain.
and the symbiote horn gets nutrients from the horses body.
horse is not in pain.
though becoming suddenly sapient is very upsetting for a lot of them.
#unicorn#monster concept#animal harm mention#sort of? i think the horse is mostly fine other than like being upset about suddenly being sapient#BEFORE ALL I WANTED WAS GRASS AND RUN#NOW I KNOW I EXIST AND WILL SOMEDAY DIE AND I MUST THINK ON THIS#horse farmer pissed as hell
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ellie & joel
#the last of us#tlou#the last of us fanart#joel miller#ellie Williams#pedro pascal#been feeling so blaghhh about my art lately I needed to do something experimental and messy#my old botw piece was getting a ton of notes lately so I wanted to do another scenic piece#also I saw on tiktok someone saying that pedro pascal has the easiest face to draw so I just had to try it out#and then i had to torture myself by adding the horse don’t look at it#my art#mine
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aziracrow in the wild wild west 🌵
#good omens#gomens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#crowley x arizaphale#good omens fanart#good omens art#crowley would see aziraphale braid his horse’s hair and would be jealous#he wants to be that horse so bad#what do yall think aziraphale would name his horse?#ive been fics where it would be named after foods#love the idea crowley naming his horse bentley#i need aziracrow cowboy fics
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The last centaurs, Aziraphale and Crowley, and their little foal Orion 💛
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#orion#centaurs#centaur#centaur au#centaurs aren’t gendered when they’re foals#they’ll decide who they want to be while growing up#so Orion can go by any pronouns for now#also the dog name is Pantoufle#procreate#digital art#fanart#my art#I have no idea how horse anatomy works I’m super sorry#I was too lazy to check for refs 💀#pregnancy#giving birth
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malanya the horse god - mixed media
#MY FAVEEEE#this gif got really cronched and you can't really make out the eyes#but honestly i just want to get this off my hands at this point#so uhhhhhh i spent weeks on this how are yall doing#i handpainted everything (except link and the particle effect) and then scanned and animated in after effects#you can't really tell it's painted because its so crunchy so lollllll#it was still good to try some new things#animation#gif#zelda#totk#botw#horse god#artists on tumblr#art#jitterbugbear art#mixed media
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i heard you folks might like fluttershy? 🦋
#she's big <3#i am redesigning my mane six designs Again bc id like to make mini comics of em when ive got the time#no it doesnt say anything about me that i draw both my ponysona and fluttershy as yellow pegasi with wings too small to fly and bodies#too big for their deamenor that live in cottages and speak softly#what are you talking about#my art#fluttershy#flutter shy#mlp#my little pony#friendship is magic#redesign#i GUESS if u wanted to call her a kinsona i wouldnt stop you..........#pony#horse#doodle#sketch#i like to imagine the only pony close to her height in ponyville is big mac...twilight doesnt count cause shes got that freak alicorn growth#going on. speaking of. twilight will prolly be the next design bc shes the one im the most dissastified with from my last batch
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