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Evan Peters manspread and wearing glasses….plus suit. Suit. 🤤🫠
That’s all.
#evan peters#ahs fandom#im just a girl#just girly things#celebrity crush#celebrity#current mood#moodboard#roman empire#my roman empire#my brainrot#evan peters brainrot#i wanna squish him and eat him#i need to pinch his cheeks and pet his head like a dog#i need him to spank me while wearing a suit#suit
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Wasn’t gonna post this because it’s only semi-UT related, but. I really wanted to lmaooo— here’s my faeu self insert (post-turned-fae!)
Faeu is by @/antlered-prince
#myart#self insert#self indulgence time#the wings were super fun to draw#anyways ignore the doodles alsjjsjsjs#I didnt realize I was going to post this when I drew it and I’m too lazy to edit them out#anyways ummmm can we talk about faeu dream?#maybe it’s because I’m going through a major Dream phase rn but I adore him#he’s so nice but so intimidating OUGH#And a liar to boot…the only one#I want to go in his brain (or the equivalent) and dig around in there until I understand exactly who he is#and then maybe smooch him and help him through a character arc hehehe#also I wanna squish his cheeks when he smiles have you seen his smile?? definit#ly suspicious but incredibly endearing all the same#I’m eating him as we speak#I adore all the other fae skeletons as well ofc!! again - dream is just on my mind atm#especially slightly evil/morally ambiguous dream#anyways I’ll be off! have a wonderful day/night if you see this and even if you don’t :)
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okay yeah :D
#i need to squish him like a bug. stomp on him with my foot type beat#the “we got WHACKED i don’t wanna talk to you guys” to “we need to work on our chemistry :)” pipeline is unreal#they eat him up no matter what his little freak ass says. we need to research this phenomenon immediately#jack hughes#new jersey devils
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IM GONNA CRY I NEED A BOYFRIEND IM GONNA KMSSSS
🎀🎀🎀🎀
#i wanna eat him#i want to squish him#i want to squeeze him#im gonna burst#i love him#please give me a chance#tom kaulitz#2000s#tokio hotel#2000s emo#mariah carey#mcbling#i love my boyfriend#my husband#hes a good boy#i loveeeee him#yessss#yes please#SoundCloud
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damn saur true little buddy
#persona#persona 3#ken amada#hes such a baby boy i hope santa claus gave him good presents#just wanna squish his face and buy him ice cream#hes the coolest kid in school he has a big fluffy sweater#he drink the milk and eat the cookies
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Gwydion is literally too fucking cute
#i’m in love with this man#his hair UGH#i wanna eat him#squish him#gwydion lashlee walton#gareth stranger things#gareth emerson
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|◁ II ▷| some lateral highlight screenshots of tom being pretty as usual <3
#he eat da pen#munch#how to be a pen#i wanna squish him in my arms until he pops#tomscottposting#tscott
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anon sent more art
Hes little :'(
#qsmp#qsmp philza#philza#agere hcs#Little philza my beloved#This made my day#I was drawing Cucurucho being spooky and then i saw this and i sjhdjsnsjs#Bby phil eats cereal while missa reads him books about birds#Alternatively missa makes him avocado toast and he helps by being sweet#I wanna squish him /aff#Qsmp fanart
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Ohhh he BABE babe... cool
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THESE COLORS I WANNA EAT THEM I LOVE WHEN THE ART IS ARTING
#drawing#oc#nonbinary#artist#lgbt#artistsoninstagram#my post#traditional art#cute cows#husband killed and wife paralysed after being trampled by herd of cows in horror stampede#i love cows#clowncore#clownin' around#its so pretty#i want to squish him#i wanna eat them#the art is cute#the art is arting
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He's so squishy in every s4 ep ahhh
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I'm afraid this is the last night
#i think he just survived a heart attack?#i put him in the tiny cage with some of his fave snacks but he refuses to eat or drink#didnt wanna keep him in the main cage cause he was stressing out vivi... plus ptysia was squishing him#idk#i wish him a calm passing i gotta sleep#gonna cry a lot when it finally happens#i think he doesnt want my company anymore i sat with him for a good hour#anatoli the rat
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AISH MY CUTIE PATOOTIE *kicks feet in the air*
jake is never beating the puppy boy allegations. like just look at him!
#he's so adorable#need to squish him#jaeyun what you doing out of my pocket#get back in my pocket you tiny puppy#HIS HAIR BOUNCES EXACTLY LIKE PUPPY EARS PLEASE#enhypen#enhypen jake#jake enhypen#jake sim#i wanna eat him whole
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I wish I could take my plushies with me to cool places and take cute pictures of them there. Sadly I don't go out often, and on the very rare occasions when I go, its with friends who'd probably think I'm weird for toting around a plushie to [insert activity here]
#for example I went to a fair last week and really wanted to bring someone like Soup or Squish with me#especially because other people would have stuffed animals there by winning games and stuff#but I thought my friends would think its weird to bring a stuffed animal to a fair vs winning one there#so I didn't bring one#also I was lowkey scared they might fly out of my bag during a ride#my datemate doesn't usually mind me taking plushies places with us as long as we're not on a fancy date like to a restaurant or smth#unless its to like. denny's or friendly's or a place like that. then its fine#but my datemate and I hardly ever go anywhere special beyond the mall or out to eat#We've gone to a park once but I didn't think to bring a plush#we do wanna go back but it's been too hot lately. when we do tho I will bring a buddy#we also go down to an area full of antique stores which is nearby a waterfront/marsh#I could take a plush there next time the weather is nice#the reason I haven't done that before is because my datemate was worried one of the shops would accuse me of stealing my own plush#if my plush has a handmade beaded necklace (especially with this name on it) I doubt I'd get accused or stealing tho#but other than those places I have nowhere to take my little guys to#I really want to go to some museums or the zoo at some point but I feel like those wishes are impossible to fill#mostly because I'd have to travel like 2 hours to get there via bus + subway + walking#and my datemate doesn't wanna go thru all that because we'd have to *gasp* wake up before 11 on our day off to travel!#he likes sleeping in. I don't really blame him#and it would be a long time traveling#especially compared to the time it'd take in a car vs the way we'd need to travel (our travel time would be cut in half with a car)#maybe in the future things will change and I can bring my plushies out with me to nice places#oh well#viti shoosh
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ugly crying rn.
#i get why people call him hamster#like look at his cheeks#i wanna bite them squish them EAT THEM IN A BITE#i wanna devour him in one bite#i love him so much#i love his smile#his cheeks#his face#the way his eyes turns into two half moons when he smile#god how can i love this man so much#IT HURTS
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18+ mdni.
simon “ghost” riley is absolutely the type of man to fall asleep while giving head.
dooon’t care what anyone else has to say. i know he’ll come home, exhausted and sore everywhere. he doesn’t even have the energy to pound his meaty cock into your tight little precious cunt. all he can think about is having you lie back, and bury his head deep into the softness of your thighs and eat you whole.
he’s lapping at your folds like a starved man, those half lidded eyes looking up at you as your face is glistening with sweat and your cheeks are all red and hot. his hands grip onto the sides of your ass so tight you wanna cry but he feels so good, you can’t tell him to move. he’s too pussy drunk to realize his grip is gonna leave purple hand marks on you tomorrow.
and you’re so focused on trying to reach your high, that when you finally look down the valley of your stomach, realize that simon had stopped working his skilled tongue on your pussy. his eyes closed, lips squished between your folds and he’s.. snoring?
poor baby was so tired, he tried to please you and himself the best he could. but you were so soft and so warm he couldn’t help but doze off on the comfort of your warm, wet pussy.
but don’t worry because when he wakes up, still half asleep, he’ll lazily begin drawing circles around your swollen clit with his warm tongue, before the twitching inside his trousers wakes him up and he’s back to tongue fucking you so good.
#wheresmysimonsigh#cod mw2#ghost simon riley#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#ghost x reader#simon smut#ghost smut#mw2#simon ghost riley#cupid hour
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