#i wanna squeeze his honkers

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

[hopeluna-archived]

Now for the important question....ass or boobs?

Characters: The brothers + the dateables

CW: crack, my dumb ass imao

A/N: i'm so sorry about this, just ignore this

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Lucifer

I- looks at you like "I don't get paid enough for this shit"

Actually he doesn't get paid at all. #justiceforSingleMom

But......boobs.

They are just....boobs yk? They're so fun and soft and sexy - Lucifer's inner thoughts

Pls leave him alone MC, he has important work to do :')

Mammon

He's a ass man and he's proud of it 🤚🏼

Mammon loves ass. Flat ass, non-flat ass, medium flat ass

He appreciates it all

You might catch him staring at your ass if you're observant enough

Will deny it tho, it looked at him first

Levi

Thighs.

Leviathan, Avatar of Envy, The third born, Admiral of Hell's navy and Thigh man

If given permission, will bury his face in your thighs

Its heaven to him. Pun intended

Maybe leave some bite marks on them if he's feeling particularly brave ;)

Satan

BOOBS.

No I will not elaborate

Goodbye.

Asmodeus

Boobs. And ass. And thighs.

He's a slut

He'll take everything you throw at him

Still Asmo has a good point

Why choose one when you can love all of them?

Beelzebub

I cannot explain this but ass.

Idk Beel just seems like a very ass person

Like listen he's not innocent as everyone makes him out to be

He's just a wholesome guy. So like just imagine him casually slapping you in the ass out of nowhere

And you're just like 😀⁉️

And he's just like 🤷🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️🍔

Belphegor

Certified user of boobs as pillows

Yk how you smack the pillow a few times to fluff it?

Boy will legit pat your boobs and snuggle in and not even acknowledge you

Like sir?? I'm not even here, i'm a hallucination ✨

Diavolo

Pls i'm a boob person for him, I wanna squeeze those honkers

Dia is both a boob and a ass person

He just thinks both of them come for different uses

Your boobs are his stress ball

Your ass is also his stress ball with the added benefit of slapping it

Barbatos

Yup he saw that question coming from a miles away

But nevertheless he'll humour you

Boobs

Idk why but he just gives me boob guy vibe

Simeon

WHAT IS THIS QUESTION ⁉️⁉️

MC THIS IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE

Simeon likes you for you heart, your kindness, you sincerity, your mind-

Boobs.

Solomon

Thighs.

Enough said.

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[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Everyone shut the fuck up!!

Toro sippy time‼️‼️‼️

I’m gonna lose it !! history doesn’t repeat itself but it rhymes <333

[drowsynyuu]

BOOB OBSESSED ミ★ eijirou k.

NSFW BELOW~ mha masterlist!!

cw: could be seen as gender neutral but was written with fem reader in mind, eijirou plays with your honkers, just a bunch of boobie obsessed kiri headcanons, y/n is described to have bigger honkers

a/n: my cat was making biscuits while sitting on my lap and he kept trying to make biscuits on my skin but it hurt so i kept trying to make him aim him paws on my blanket 😭

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“baby? can i try something?” eijirou asked as he cuddled close to you, his head resting on your chest as he looked up at you sweetly. you honestly weren’t expecting what he was going to say next due to how innocent he was acting.

“what do you wanna try?” you ask as you play with his hair, your fingers running through his hair.

“wanna suck ‘em..” he mutters softly, glancing at your chest. you feel heat come to your cheeks, but you only lifted your sweater a little, watching as his eyes lit up. “you really gonna let me?” he asked enthusiastically.

“m-mhm.. be careful though.. i’m a little sensitive.” you say softly, watching as he kissed your chest sweetly. he makes eye contact as he takes one of your nipples in his mouth, his hand playing with the other.

he enjoyed the soft sounds that left your lips, looking at you hungrily as he let your nipple free, his pupils blowing out as he played with your chest, happily squeezing at the soft skin.

from now on— he may or may not have a oral fixation involving your chest…

[writinginthesecrettrees]

Ok, so think about Dean, and he got hurt on a hunt because someone always gets hurt but this is bad. “Break out the good stuff” bad because Winchesters do their first aid at home unless there’s death on the line and Cas isn’t around to heal. Maybe not able to heal - they both tend to lose track of that.

So Dean is seriously trippin after Sam patches him up, and maybe that’s why he says it out loud instead of silently: “wanna lie on your pillows.”

Sam looks at him, a little confused, and says “Sure, Dean.” And gives him a couple pillows off his bed.

And Dean pouts. “Not stupid fluff pouches” - and Sam is definitely remembering that for teasing tomorrow - “wanna lie on your pillows.” Before Sam can do more than lift an eyebrow, he continues. “Your big honkers. Your giant naturals. Your nice plump breasticles. Wanna lie on your pillowy tits.” And he give the most pitiful pleading eyes. “I wanna cushion my head on your tiddies, Sammy. Pleeeeeeeeeeease?”

“Uh…” Sam’s brain isn’t sure, but his feet are already walking him to Dean’s bed, and his body is lying down on the bed, and his arms are already following Dean’s frowning mutters of “no shirts, want tit skin” to strip off his t-shirt so his brain catches up in time to enjoy the feeling of Dean snuggling into his side. Dean nuzzles into his chest, rubbing his stubbled cheek against his nipple, reaching out to grab his other pec and squeeze, makes contented snuffling noises and it’s the most natural thing in the world to wrap his arm around Dean, stroking Dean’s back and pulling him close. Their legs tangle under the covers and it’s surprisingly comfortable to fall asleep like this.

In the morning the painkillers have worn off, and they don’t talk about it because Dean in pain is irritable and Sam’s still not entirely sure what to make of it, and Dean swallows another dose, tossing the keys to Sam and grunting “You’re driving” as they both pack up to leave.

[aennasan]

U r so real 4 the boobie squeeze.

I too, would squeeze ken sato's honkers

-🥀

I lived for that bathtub scene and was left disappointed when they only showed a little. My first thought was I wanna squeeze it.

Also, I was thinking of writing something like grabbing his chest from the back and squeezing it. You know, like one of those "guess who" cute couple interaction while covering your partner's eye. 😆

[biisexualemma]

kick ass. kol mikaelson

word count: 1.8k

warnings: mentions of blood and some violence

requested: n/a

plot: you get hurt and deal with the repercussions

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"i'm fully capable of kicking your ass," you spat. you were having none of it. you'd been threatened plenty of times in your lifetime, you were equipped to handle this kind of situation. ever since you started dating an original vampire, he had you taking every precaution. you always had vervain in your system. you took self defence classes. you always carried a small stake in your purse, just for times like this. "and if i'm not, my boyfriend certainly won't hesitate to."

"i don't see your boyfriend anywhere?"

"do you know who my boyfriend is?"

"should i?" he took a few steps towards you, but you mimicked and took a few steps back. you weren't far from the compound, so there was no doubt in your mind that if you screamed loud enough, kol could hear you.

you wore a sly smile. "you probably should."

you clutched the stake in your hand, holding it behind your back, ready to move on him if he tried anything. "too bad—" you saw it coming before he did, and quickly sliced his hand open with the tip of stake before he could touch you. while he was caught off guard you nailed him right in the crotch with a powerful kick.

he stumbled backwards, and before he could recover you ran as quickly as you could in the direction of the compound. you weren't stupid. you could only defend yourself so much against a vampire, no matter how young they were. you were sure he could kill you with no trouble at all, you just couldn't give him the chance.

you didn't have a second to pull out your phone to warn anyone of your situation, so you continued to run until you felt a hand clamp around your ankle and yank you to the ground. your face slammed into the pavement, your nose dripping now with blood. you leak out a shriek at the impact, and you quickly noticed the stake in your hand had jammed into you leg as you fell. you pushed aside the pain and scrambled away from the vamp hunting you.

if you died, kol would never let you hear the end of it. he was always having a go at you for being reckless with you life. but in his eyes, being reckless with your life, included simple things like walking home alone, or closing up the bar you worked by yourself, or even leaving the compound without telling him your whereabouts. these were all simple things, things you couldn't avoid. he didn't get it though. so you just didn't tell him. you'd lie and say your walked home with a friend. or lie and say your manager was locking up with you that night. what he didn't know, wouldn't hurt him.

you only wished now, in this moment, that you had listened to him.

you were steps away from the compound, clawing your way to the gates, your right leg struggling from where the stake had penetrated your thigh. you could feel the vampire looming over you. you flipped over, trying to push yourself up with your arms but your legs were weak.

you wore a tired, wicked smile on your face. blood was oozing from your nose, dripping onto your lips. the vamp couldn't understand your reaction, when he was about to suck the life out of you.

"you really don't wanna do this— you're kinda already dead for this," you motioned to your bloodied face. the vampire shook his head, wearing a smirk that you were sure would be wiped off his face any moment now.

"you're pretty cocky for someone that's about to die," he quipped.

"if anyone's about to die— i can promise that it's going to be you," you let out a heavy sigh of relief when you heard klaus' voice from behind you. "you not only interrupted my reading but you've also only gone and bashed up the face of my brother's girl."

you saw the young vampires face turn pale. he knew who he was dealing with. everyone knew klaus, everyone knew the mikaelsons. he suddenly looked very regretful.

"you're— you're boyfriend is—"

"kol mikaelson," he appeared from behind klaus, elijah and freya following behind him. klaus grabbed the young vamp before he got any ideas about running away. you knew they were going to really make him pay for this. you'd feel sorry for him if he hadn't just tried to kill you, twice.

kol crouched beside you, his eyebrows knitted tightly together as he gently touched your face. you winced, pulling away from him. his jaw clenched. his eyes remained on you, as he spoke to his siblings. "freya, take y/n inside and clean her up," kol helped you onto your feet, handing you over to freya with great care as you limped on inside.

you were sure that vampire never lived to see another day. you were sure when he was left alone with klaus, kol and elijah that he was made to suffer deeply. you tried not to think about it. you should be used to the blood and gore by now, but nothing ever prepared you for it. you put it out of your mind, hissing when freya touched your nose cautiously. you frowned, leaning away from her touch.

"ow," you mumbled quietly. freya muttered a quiet sorry in return, but continued to wipe away the blood that had poured all over the rest of your face.

"i don't think it's broken," she wore a sympathetic smile, you were sure she was trying not to think about what her brothers were doing too. "but it's bruised pretty bad."

you nodded, letting her touch your chin and tilt your head backwards. "shove these up there and it should stop the bleeding," you did as she said and put the cotton wool up your nostrils, and sure enough the bleeding stopped. "what happened to your leg?"

you scoffed out a laugh, your head still tilted back as you held the cotton up your nose. you couldn't really see freya from this angle at all. "uh— that was my fault actually— never run with scissors— or stakes in this instance."

freya cracked a small smile of amusement. you were the clumsiest person she'd met, only you would bring a stake to defend yourself and end up hurting yourself with it. "you're so stupid," she muttered half-jokingly. you could tell she was waiting for the moment her brothers would come back and start some kind of argument over this. she always tried to keep the peace, which is why she wasn't grilling you about walking home alone. and although you knew kol was worried about you, you were also prepared to get an earful from him about being more careful. so right now, you were thankful to be in freya's company over any other mikaelson.

"uh huh," you nodded. it was true, you did often get yourself into these stupid situations. it wasn't your fault, you were like a beacon for bad situations. you titled your head back to its normal level, catching freya's stare. "do you think he'll be mad?"

she gave you a soft stare before refocusing on your leg, cleaning out the wound. "don't worry about it," she shook her head. "you know he's really only angry with himself. he just needs to get it all out."

you nodded, your eyes moving to the door frame where kol was standing silently watching his sister tend to your wound. he didn't look angry, you thought. "i can take over, sister," he spoke up, catching freya's attention. she nodded, putting down her supplies and walking to kol.

"don't be mean to her," she threatened quietly, so only he could hear. kol clenched his jaw as his sister left and you sat watching him standing far away from you.

"hey," you mumbled. he moved so he was sitting where freya sat before in front of you. he didn't look at you, he just picked up the supplies freya had been using to clean out your wound, and begun inspecting your leg. "are you mad at me?"

he shook his head.

you noticed a bit of blood on his neck that he must've missed upon cleaning himself up. he would never let you see him like that. he always cleaned himself up before he came to you. he knew how much you hated blood. you accepted his lifestyle. you just didn't need to see it, he knew that.

"i should've called," you let out a soft sigh. you felt bad for lying now. lying to him didn't benefit anyone. you knew he was protective, but you also knew it was for good reason. for this exact reason. you felt guilty.

"yeah," he mumbled. you winced as he pulled a splinter out of your wound, you hand instinctively went to his shoulder and squeezed tight. he stopped, glancing up at you where he finally saw the bruising surrounding your nose. he threw down the supplies in his hands and let out a deep sigh.

"i'm sorry," you frowned, you moved your hand from his shoulder to the side of his face. "i'll be more careful next time."

"no next time," he shook his head. he placed his hand over yours and moved it from his face so he could hold your hand. "sweetheart, i just want you to be safe."

you nodded. "i know," you loved kol, so much it hurt sometimes. and it pained you to see him looking so upset, so unlike himself. "if it makes you feel any better, i got a good kick in to his balls before all this happened."

kol cracked a small smile, ducking his head. "that does make me feel a bit better, actually."

you looked at him sympathetically. you wanted to ease his worry but there wasn't much you could do. he would always be worried and protective no matter how careful you were.

"d'you still love me even though i'm a bad girlfriend, who gets herself into bad situations more often than you'd care for me to?"

"'course i still love you, darling," he squeezed your hand he was holding and lifted it to press a kiss to the back of your hand. "just call me next time you need a ride home."

you nodded, still wearing a gentle smile. you were glad he wasn't angry, you didn't have the energy to hash this out with him. he knew you understood why he is the way he is.

"i love you," you squeezed his hand in return. "thanks for protecting me."

"anytime," he wore a lopsided smile now. he leaned closer a pressed a soft kiss onto your lips.

"still think i'm pretty with this honker?" you teased, trying to make light of the situation now that everything had been resolved. kol snorted, pulling away from your lips.

"i do," you wore a wide smile. he moved both his hands to either side of your face and held you still, looking over you. "you're beautiful."

[unnerving-presence]

I wanna smack Kazans tits like a pair of bongos

Play Never Gonna Give You Up on his boobs

- E

he said you couldn’t squeeze..

not that you couldn’t smack

i imagine you’re laying on his chest just smacking them

doing a little groove and humming the lyrics

and kazan is sitting there contemplating if he should whoop yo ass or not

he doesn’t understand the appeal in his huge honkers

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

THATS HER THATS MY WIFE THATS HER

[xianoii]

i low-key wanna squeeze some man tatas

like goddam their so ajshshahhaha

like you got itto and his big big honkers that I wanna squeeze for dear life bc it looks so good hahsshhaha

i feel like itto has really sensitive nipples but likes when you play with them t_t rub on ‘em or pinch while you’re riding him and he’s cumming so fast- PLUS! he has the prettiest moans and flushes red so cutely whenever you play with his chest because >< your pretty hands heightening his pleasure is like heaven

[desideratm]

unprompted ask // always accepting !!

@caemthe​ asked : [ cú ] Gently skims his fingers over Santi's chest the moment his friend starts talking shit.

⭒ —  ❝ HANDS OFF, DUDE !! ❞ Never before had Santi ever grabbed someone's wrist so quickly.  Did he partially deserve what ultimately would cause him to shut up if Cú decided to push down upon his chest even further ?? Probably. But only because he happened to be making fun of Cú for not being able to beat him at Mario Kart.  Brows were furrowed at that very second as he slowly let go of Cú’s hand, frowning as a very low, yet noticable shiver ran down his back. Oh, how he wished that his friend hadn’t figured out that he happened to be so sensitive when it came to his own chest. Hell, even Santi hated it, for all it took was the smallest of touches to get him all riled up. Whether that meant riled in an angry sense or another was up for the toucher to decide. But at that very second, he couldn’t help but frown at Cú. Yet, much like anyone could expect from that usual nature that happened to be paired with the blond, he couldn’t help but relax as he exhaled loudly. 

❝ I get that you wanna get your hands on these honkers, but it ain’t gonna be that easy. But I might give ya a free squeezing pass if you buy me a milkshake after this. ❞

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RAY TORO!! HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVOURITE PHOTOS BECAUSE HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND HE DESERVES THAT!!!

Honourable mentions... 👉👈

(Shout outs to @eravenganza and @fuuckyeahraytoro-blog)

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

30 minutes till i see my girlfriend!!! (Ignore that fuck ass twink on the right)

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Whelp, WWWY Fest is done. Heres was original post.

✅️✅️ = correct prediction, happened both days

✅️❌️ = correct prediction, happened only on day one

❌️✅️ = correct prediction, happened only on day two

❌️❌️ = incorrect prediction, didn't happen at all

❔️ = Half correct (will specify with a ℹ️)

ORIGINAL PREDICTIONS(September 19th, 2024):

- Gerard rambles to the crowd✅️✅️

- Gerard is in some sort of outfit❔️❔️

ℹ️ i mean, he WAS wearing clothes but not what i hoped/expected

- Someone throws a prideflag on the stage❌️❌️

- MCR members family there✅️✅️

- Audience member(s) dressed up is noticed❌️❌️

- Mikey is given the mic and says things❌️❌️

- Ray's mic is turned up (please)❌️❌️

- Frank messes with someone while playing❌️❌️

- Audience member holds up a sign with something funny on it❌️❌️

- Dan and Phil are there❌️❌️

- One of the band members references "but seriously, imagine it"❔️❌️

ℹ️ it was acknowledged by Dan and Phil

- Frank plays a lick from 'I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America' as a joke❌️❌️

- Pose 28. Need I say more?❌️❌️

- ALL MEMBERS IN DRESSES❌️❌️

- Ray takes his shirt off (PLEASE)❌️ ❌️

- New song/songs played❌️❌️

- Studio versions of demos released (ie Sister to Sleep, Someone Out There Loves You)❌️❌️

- They play Witch❌️❌️

ADDITIONAL PREDICTIONS (October 5th, 2024):

- They do a cover of a Chappell Roan song, HotToGo or Good Luck, Babe! Or Gerard is dressed like her ❌️❌️

- Fall Out Boy comes on stage with them lmao (bonus, they give Mikey a cowbell or tamborine)❔️❌️

ℹ️ Mikey and Patrick were spotted hanging out

- Somehow, Frank hurts Ray. They keep playing but like, Frank hurts him. Maybe steals his wine glass and drops it by accident and Ray gets hurt? ❔️❔️

ℹ️ No one was hurt, Frank did nothing, Ray had his wine glass

- Gerard says something about LGBTQ+ and is very emotional❌️❌️

- Something like a bra is thrown on stage. Gerard puts it on OVER TOP THEIR CLOTHES❌️❌️

- Frerard kiss official MCR merch❌️❌️

Honestly heart broken, I was hoping TO SEE THEM RITTIES for cool outfits

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Pic of Ray Toro you've never seen before because I'm the one who took it🥰

[raytorotitsenthusiast]

Bro this elderich horror replaced my lead guitarist can't have shit in Jersey