#i wanna see more daddy blitz oh god

[stolitzsings]

Ohhhh my god. Thank you for pointing this out. I have had a post brewing about this topic for WEEKS

I'm gonna put it under a cut bc I'm getting into some heavy topics like abuse and sexual assault so be aware if you decide to read on.

Stolas will do A LOT to preserve the "perfect" royal life he's supposed to have--or at least, he would before Blitz came back into his life. Marrying Stella, enduring her emotional abuse, even attending parties that seem designed to humiliate him.

This was something he couldn't pretend at. Stella's line here makes me so sad for him, and i actually haven't seen it talked about much. He just couldn't fucking engage with any part of sleeping with her at all.

I want to extend as much grace as possible to Stella (which isn't a fucking lot, let me tell you), bc it must suck to know your main value is in producing an heir for a man you don't really like and clearly aren't attracted to. But there is a HUGE gap between that and assault, seeing he's completely out of it and continuing to have sex with him, and then FUCKING LAUGHING about it with your friends. Stolas and Stella could have been at LEAST allies in a bad situation, which is clearly what Stolas wanted, but Stella decided to punish him for a role that he was being forced to play as much as she was.

It's worth noting that Stella connects being a man to being sexually assertive or even aggressive, not to mention heterosexual. This is something I've seen talked about from male survivors of sexual assault by women: the idea that they must want sex because they're men, which is used against them both during the assault and after when they try to speak out.

I also want to take a moment to point out how different Blitz acts towards him in their first sexual encounter. It's clear that Stolas harbored fantasies of dominated, and in particular, fantasies of being "forced" to actually go along with his own desires. A type of mirror-image of his marriage where an assertive partner invites him and gives him permission to do the things he's scared to admit to.

It's a powerful fantasy, and one that Stolas gives away almost immediately when he asks Blitz if he's there to "ravish" him. Now, that's a word whose meaning has softened over time, but it did originally refer to sexual assault (according to the Oxford English Dictionary website before it booted me). Even now, there's definitely an edge of forcefulness to it, although as I said I believe its meaning has softened, especially due to its connection with romance novels whose main premise IS that idea of being "forced" to give in to what you secretly desire.

And Blitz GETS it, which we see in the very way he approaches flirting with him. Blitz tends to take a more submissive role in flirting by default: calling the bouncer at Ozzie's "daddy" when he was trying to get in, pretending that he was being seduced by Striker's proposal; and given Chaz's bragging about his dick and his macho attitude it seems likely Blitz took a submissive role there, too. But with Stolas, Blitz almost instantly takes the lead.

For Stolas, he's the daring party crasher making an entrance. He's there to give him a thrill. AND YET one of the first things he does is ask Stolas, "how afraid do you wanna be?" He is already gauging Stolas’s comfort level, and while from his perspective he's just flirting until he can get away with the book, for Stolas it's the first time anyone has asked him to talk about his actual boundaries. Blitz is asking him, "what's fun and sexy and what would actually be too much?"

Tbh I think that's part of the reason why Stolas accepts Blitz’s advances so quickly. There's the initial "Oh shit this is really happening, not just some idle fantasy," but by the time Stolas has landed at the foot of his bed he's already extremely into it. And that defines a good portion of their relationship from that point forward: with Blitz, Stolas can explore risky or even dangerous fantasies, while knowing that he still has the ultimate say in what happens to his body. There is so much fucking trust there, and while Blitz may gripe about their arrangement I think he ultimately respects that part of it.

In conclusion I really appreciate you pointing that out OP, I know I got a little away from your topic so if you'd prefer that I make my own post/you think I've misinterpreted or been insensitive towards this topic, please let me know and I'll delete this. I honestly haven't seen this part of Stolas’s marriage talked about a lot aside from jokes about how Via was conceived, and I think it deserves a little more time.

I'm certain this has been pointed out before, but...

“Lust shouldn't be about force.”

“Oh! No! Never. NEVER that.”

When Stolas said he would never do that to Blitz, he really meant it. After all, he knows intimately well what it's like to be forced.

[everdino]

Okay, i gonna regret it.

Before it start, i have to say, that i AdORE Eve's blitzbee sparklings, and also love to write. But, there's one thing. Up to this point, I wrote something like fics in my native language.  This is my first English text, so there are probably a lot of mistakes.  And, also, I probably couldn’t accurately convey the character’s character, but at least I tried.  Immediately I apologize for all the mistakes, I hope you enjoy it

Helix belong to @eve-of-halloween i don't own any character, only text itself.

Father support

- I must admit, with your ability to absolutely rash and ridiculous actions you have surpassed your own sire - grumbled the ex-con, dragging on his shoulders his reckless sparkling. Despite a frown and a rare growl due to the weight on his body, in his voice were clearly heard excitement and even fear. Young Prime grinned hoarsely:

- May be. But still, if not for this rashness, neither I nor my siblings would even be born.

There was only silence in response, apparently Blitzwing thought too deeply about his words. - Yes. Here I have to agree. - triplechanger finally answered after a while.

It all began so well. He and his little bug came to visit their son and see their grandson either. However, a small, but very annoying bunch of Decepticons, who lost contact with their own kind, had different plans.

Cons attacked suddenly, taking advantage of the confusion of the bots. For Blitzwing, they were just a toys, that didnt represent anything serious. But even so, they managed to knock out Helix at the last moment and take him as prisoner. Unfortunately for them, the former con noticed this. Making sure, that Bumblebee and sparkling retreated safety, he rushed right behind the Decepticons, for his son. And all because Helix thought it vital thoughtlessly attack the enemy, initially not appreciating the situation, and, as a result, damage his leg. Thinking about it made Blitzwing frown harder. Why was this so familiar to him? Oh, yes. Bumblebee.

Long story short, now they unknown where, with the destroyed small ship of the Decepticons, without the Decepticons themselves nearby (which was very suspicious), without communication and with a damaged leg of Helix. Wonderful.

Not a new situation for the triplechanger, but Bumblebee at least had his stingers.

- How badly is your communicator damaged? - Blitzwing asked, moving far enough away from the scene of the accident. He planted Helix on the ground and crouched next to rest for a little. Just because young Prime is small, doesn't mean he's as light.

- Not as bad as other injuries. Probably, I can configure everything in a couple of hours. If someone don’t find us before - answered Helix.

This was encouraging. Blitzwing once again checked the systems, slightly jerked his cannons. His ability to transform was still in the ranks, unlike Helix, who had not fatal, but very unpleasant wounds on his side. Of course, Blitzwing could take his son in his arms and fly up, but he was afraid that he would attract unwanted attention. Not to mention that he had no idea where they were or where to fly. All the attempts of the elder mech to contact anyone (It’s worth noting that, by “anyone” was meant Bumblebee or Hornet) were unsuccessful. With a sigh of exasperation, the triplechanger leaned against the stone, closing the optics to gather his thoughts. Helix was silent, which was unusual for him, as well as for Bee.

- Are you okay? Does it hurt? - the father inquired anxiously, opening the optics and peering at his son. Young Prime twitched when he realized, that Blitzwing were talking to him and looked up. - huh? oh no no I'm fine. Like...it's certainly not my best condition, but it could have been worse, right?

- You're pretty quiet. - Blitzwing noted rather persistently. - What bothers you?

Helix looked away. - I'm just worry. Do you think Stormy and Vantage got out of there safely? And sire? They were pursued?

Taking a deep breath in order to remain in his "cold" consciousness, triplechanger nodded encouragingly to him - I am sure of that. Your mech friend stepped back with Vantage as soon as the cons appeared. And Bumblebee...- he stumbled. But as for his own conjunx, he was no longer sure. You can't underestimate the small bot, Blitzwing was convinced of this more than once on his own armor, but he could still get into trouble, possessing the same reckless character

- I suppose your sire also handled the remaining bunch of these morons. - he concluded. - They'll be fine, Wing....Helix - mech corrected himself. A warm sensation of pride, mixed with light nostalgia, spread over his spark. His little sparkling, part of him and part of his dear Bee, became something more, than just the petty son of a traitor. Traitor...Blitzwing didn’t give a damn about what others thought him to be, but the realization, that his sparklings could be judged for his crimes forced his cannons to heat up.

No one dared blame HIS sparkling

Meanwhile, Helix smiled at him, in gratitude for his support, and looked away again. His wings and shoulders were down, his knees pressed to his stomach, which made him visually smaller than he was. Something was wrong. Blitzwing felt it and it started to make him angry. He was angry that he could not help him, because he did not understand what exactly was the reason. But despite this, he did not let the hothead appear, forcing himself to be cold-blooded.

- So, we are without communication - Before the former con had time to say something, Helix began to speak first. - We are without communication, without energon, I can’t fly. We don’t know where we are and don’t know if others can find us. -

The young prime took a deep breath and spoke again, hiding his trembling voice. Trying at least:

- I don't know how my conjunx is and how my sparkling is. I just very very stupidly fell, injured a fragging leg. Allowed these bastards to capture myself. And now, not only me but you are in danger!

Blitzwing fluttered his wings, revealing his optics in surprise. - Helix ..- he began, but young mech interrupted again:

- Which damned prime of me is if I framed those who are dear to me? I should have made sure everyone retreated safely. I had to think before doing. I should not have allowed myself to be captured. - he growled. - But I didn't! I'm not just bad prime, I'm a shitty carrier, and just a reckless idiot!

- Helix..- Blitzwing said much louder, wanting to stop this stream of unfair judgments about his dear sparkling, especially since these same judgments come from this very sparkling, but Helix didn't stop.

- Sentinel was right about me...-

- NO. HE. WAS. NOT! - The sound of a loud whirr pierced the air as triplechanger face began to spin.The scarlet visor lights up with a bright red light, from the anger overwhelming him.

- This big-chin cretin was never right about you. Like you right now talking wrong bullshit about yourself! - growled Blitzwing, clenching his hands into fists. However, anger quickly waned when fleeting fear swept through Helix's optics. The face spun again, revealing an icy personality, and the former con spoke darkly and sternly:

- Your judgments about yourself are fundamentally wrong. You cannot be good or bad prime. Trite for the reason that you simply did not have experience. You cannot be a bad or good carrier, Vintage is still very young. Although, even here I have to say that you take good care of him, based on how I or Bee took care of you in due time. - he paused for Helix to process the information and continue: - Yes, you acted very thoughtlessly and stupidly. But everyone makes mistakes. Yes, I agree that this mistake could become fatal, for which I am dissatisfied with you, but even this case does not give you the right to say such shit about yourself. Besides, - his optic softened - Recognizing your mistakes is already the path to success. The next step will be to realize how to fix these mistakes. As for my safety, here you definitely can not worry. I have experienced even worse days, the only danger for me now is to allow any harm to you. Because no matter how high in status you are, you are still my sparkling, and for me, as a creator, the main priority is your safety. Mental including. You understand me? -

Helix nodded silently. To Blitzwing's relief, he looked at him with a certain interest.

- Being prime is probably hard. I don’t know and never will, but I know that you will succeed. You have already done a great job, making me and Bumblebee proud. Do not let anyone judge you for your height - suddenly his face spun - I judged and then a couple of very very unpleasant stingers made me regret - he laughed with his crooked scarlet smile, after the face spun once again: - Also, do not let yourself be judged for your origin. You are not me. And I hope you never will. You are better than me, you will make this world a better place. Like your siblings. You all making this world better.

- I..- Helix hesitated, looking a little embarrassed - do you really think so?

- Yes, i am.

- Thank you. Really...- the young prime perked up noticeably. Something deep inside the triplechanger noted, that his gaze resembled that gaze of his own sire, but he decided to drop such thoughts. Not now.

- I'll try...to be better. - finished Helix.

- Of course, you will.

Then was silence, but there was no awkwardness in it. Helix came to his senses, taking off this unusual manner of self-criticism, new forces appeared in him.

- So, - the young prime spoke up. - How about a little while before my leg stops hurting? Then we will try to contact the big-chin cretin again, maybe some exploring.

- Sounds like a good idea for me. - Whirr - And if you call once Sentinel "big-chin-cretin" make sure he knows what I came up with! - giggled black face

- Ya got it - Helix grinned back - Now wanna hear how me and the boys doing stupid things in your absence?

- Yes Yes, tell me, boy! - Blitzwing nodded his head vigorously, his wings trembled merrily. Soon, he realized how much he hated being in silence as soon as Helix spoke. And he was terribly happy that most of his sparkling took this trait from the little bug.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Some time has passed since the moment of their conversation (more precisely, the Blitzwing monologue). Helix moved his leg in different directions trying to find out if it hurts or not, while the former con wandered around, in new attempts to contact the others.

- Its sucks, - Young bot concluded, realizing that he still could not get up. Blitzwing wanted to help him, when he heard a quiet sound, which he regarded as a jet engine.

The cannons at the same moment fell into combat mode starting to charge. - Stay close - he growled, trying to determine where, and most importantly, from whom the sound was coming. By the edge of the optics, he noticed how Helix activates the blade on his hand. The probability that this was a con is clearly higher than that it was a bot, since the bots only have three jets and one helicopter. his monocular began to move trying to detect the sound source. When he noticed an approaching jet, he began to doubt its hostility, but he didn’t want to hurry, so that he would be completely convinced of his guesses.

However, these doubts disappeared when Helix jumped in place: - Stormy!! - he shouted. Blitzwing waited a bit, peering into the jett, then raised his cannons, calming down. The blue-yellow jet transformed in the air and literally rushed towards them. - Helix! Are you okay?!

- Nearly! - answered the happy Prime. Young bots collided with each other, hugging tightly. - My leg hurts a little but I'm fine!

- You have no idea how much we were worried. Bumble bot almost went crazy. And I understand him perfectly! - more excited, than judgmental, Jetstorm said

- Is everything okay with Vantage? - Helix asked worriedly.

- Except that he missed you terribly, then he’s okay - Smiled Stormy

Blitzwing stepped aside so as not to interfere with the two bots in love. There was a faint smile on his face when he heard about the Bumblebot. He will hear a long and extremely emotional lecture on why he should not have done this...alone. Bumblebee will obviously be offended, that he could not join the rescue mission. Little caring bug. He turned and saw Helix's happy smile. That smile, like the smile of Bumblebee, Hornet or the twins, was the reason he was still here. To tear the faces of those who dare to take that smile from their faces.

Whatever it takes.

[ryosei-hime]

Daddy Issues

Trying to see how many of these HH Rare Pair prompts I can keep going in the same story. : P This one’s for hurt/comfort. Hopefully there’s enough of both of those considering these two aren’t the most emotional of characters. Also available on AO3.

When Loona returned home, she had to stop in the doorway and take a long look around. The apartment was practically destroyed. Oh, good. So, he knew already. He must be waiting for her at that club Millie thought they were at. She stepped around all the clutter on the floor and could practically hear Blitz’s panicked voice screaming “My baby!” as he searched for her. She rolled her eyes and went to her room before texting him. 

Hey, I’m home. Where are you?

She smirked as he immediately began typing back, silenced her phone, and flopped down on her bed. He’d make himself known when he got home. But Loona planned to keep the door between them. Blitz could huff and puff all he wanted, but the door was like a sacred barrier or some shit. He never crossed that line. When she was in there, anyways. Fuck if she put it past him to snoop around when she wasn’t. 

He did in fact, make himself known when he returned, pounding on the door and shouting. She pushed earbuds into her ears after a while and drowned him out, falling asleep with music blasting in her ears. She had to come out eventually, but by the time morning had come, he’d worn himself out. He sat at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee, looking exhausted when she wandered in to find breakfast. 

He waited until she sat down with her toast to get started.

“You listen to me, young lady!” 

Loona let out an exaggerated groan, head hanging back dramatically, but he just shouted over it. 

“That honky tonk bitch can’t just come up here killin’ whoever she damn well pleases! The city is a delicate fuckin’ ecosystem! For every one fucker you take out, there’s ten, twenty more assholes you’ve pissed off! And she had the fuckin balls to drag you into that?!” 

“I guess you’d know about pissing off a bunch of assholes,” Loona shot back, a little offended that he went for Sallie May on such a personal level. “Huh, Blitzo?” 

Blitz’s face turned livid and he slammed his hands on the table, leaning over it towards her. 

“I don’t want you going out with her again! I...I forbid it!” 

“Oh, you forbid it? You can’t stop me!” Loona slammed a hand down on the table as well. “I’m an adult! And you’re not my dad! I’ll see whoever I want!” 

“Not while you’re living under my roof!”

“Oh, the roof you rent? Yeah that’s a lot of authority to swing around, asshole. Why don’t you just get off my fuckin back and find someone else to project your intimacy issues onto for once!” 

She kicked her chair across the kitchen as she stood and stormed off, leaving Blitz speechless. She didn’t have to stay here and take this shit! As she marched down the hall, she pulled up Sallie May in her contacts. 

Sallie May met her in a local park. She sat on a picnic table next to her while Loona took the bench, lounging back against it. Sallie May put her chin on a hand, elbow on her knee and just watched her as she stared up at the sky. She didn’t seem to be in a rush to make her talk, but eventually she nudged her shoulder with her leg. 

“If we’re just here to enjoy the view, I gotta say, I’m likin’ what I’m seein’.” 

She winked and Loona’s disgruntled expression melted into a shy smile. God dammit, how’d she do that? Loona sat upright and crossed her arms.

“I just had to get out of that apartment.” 

“Yer Pa not too happy ‘bout our date, huh?” 

“He’s not my…” She noticed Sallie May’s trollish expression and shoved her leg away. “He’s an asshole. He doesn’t let me go anywhere or do anything. It’s like...he tries to pretend we have this family bond. But he doesn’t even trust me! All he does is keep me locked up in my room or the fuckin’ office. Then he gets to act like his feelings are hurt when I’m mad about it!” 

Sallie May hopped down to sit next to Loona, leaning against her side, an arm slipping around her. Loona felt herself relax a little at the touch and as the tension seeped out of her, a softness came over her face.

“How’m I supposed to trust him if he doesn’t trust me? It’s a two way street. You can’t just force it, you know?” 

“I feel ya, girl. Hard to wanna let people in when they won’t stop beatin’ at the door.” 

Loona looked down at her in surprise. No one had put her feelings into words like that before, but Sallie May hit it right on the nose in one shot. 

“That’s why I always play it smooth.” 

Sallie May ran her fingers up Loona’s arm with a grin. Loona smiled against her will. 

“Dammit, how do you do that?” 

“I don’t know what ya mean,” she replied innocently. 

“I’m still pissed off. Stop making me smile.” 

“Don’t think I can do that. Might as well ask me to turn down the sun. Ain’t no shuttin this charisma down. It’s a curse.” 

She ended with an exaggerated sigh and Loona gave her a push, but not hard enough that she had to take her arm away. She liked it where it was. 

“Smug bitch.” 

Loona’s tone came out playful and Sallie May pulled herself close again, giving her a sultry look. She found herself leaning down towards the arrogant imp, that stare magnetic. As soon as she came within reach, Sallie May’s hand slipped around her neck and pulled her into a passionate kiss 

Loona felt like an implosion had gone off. She let her issues with Blitz fade away as Sallie May’s fingers curled in the fur of her neck, her other hand running down her back. Why not let Sallie May make her feel better? And if she could piss off Blitz at the same time, all the better.

[peterparkerstarker]

Kinktober Day 25: Body Swap (Starker)

Peter groaned as he woke up, his body aching and chest tight.

God, what did he get up to last night to feel like this? He thought back to the previous evening, and groaned again, covering his eyes with his hands in the dim morning light.

He had gotten drunk for the very first time and loudly proclaimed his love for Tony in the midst of a full Avengers-style rager.

Fuck. Could he be any more embarrassing?

The worst part was he couldn’t remember anything after Thor and Loki started gleefully chanting “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” to Peter and Tony, who had apparently downed an entire bottle of extra special Asgardian mead and was somehow, miraculously still standing. He remembered leaning in, face blushing crimson hot, and then… nothing.

Just blackness until this very moment.

God, he was such a lightweight for a superhero.

He stumbled out of bed, feet hitting the floor, feeling all wrong. Was this the dreaded hangover Nat had warned him about? His body felt all... wonky. Like everything around him was shifted 2 inches to the left and he couldn’t quite get a handle on it.

And fuck. His back! What had he done to make his spine twinge like that?

He scrubbed his face lazily as he went to go pee, the hallway to the bathroom was dim and blessedly cool.

His cock looked kinda weird today, he thought groggily as he peed, but didn’t pay it much mind. Probably just a side effect of all the alcohol. He’d heard booze could mess with your ability to get it up, so that had to be part of it.

Peter washed his hands, not bothering to glance in the mirror and see what was probably a complete mess of curls and undereye circles, and stumbled back into his bedroom.

Only… he was already in bed?

Peter stared dumbly down at the figure curled up in his bed, a body that was very clearly his, or at least bore a striking resemblance.

“What--?” he said loudly, which apparently caused the other guy to stir, and was greeted with a sleepy, “Well hey there,” followed by a suddenly very alert, “What the fucking hell?!”

The voice even sounded like him, which was confusing. Was this a doppelganger? Had he somehow managed to fuck his evil twin last night?

But Peter 2.0 was suddenly scrambling to his feet, looking scared and confused. Peter held out a shaky hand, trying to calm the other dude like he would a wild animal, when he noticed his own hand looked… off. Not the slender unblemished pianist’s fingers he knew so well. His current hand was stockier, a little more square, older maybe? And the number of scars that arced across it was astounding. He marveled at it, briefly forgetting about the other Peter.

“You wanna tell me why the fuck you look just like me?” Peter 2.0’s voice was high and screechy. God, did he sound like that all the time? He hoped not.

“I could ask you the same thing,” Peter responded, focusing back on the other version of himself that he suddenly realised was decidedly unclothed. At least he had pajama pants on.

But wait. His voice. It was also wrong, lower and more melodic, he couldn’t quite place it but it tickled at the back of his mind. It was definitely familiar.

The other Peter looked down at his naked form, touching his abs and chest tentatively, before running into the hallway, and stopping in front of the bathroom mirror.

Just as Peter was poking his head around the corner to check on him he heard a loud exclamation of “Motherfucker!”

Peter 2.0 turned to face him, face pale and panicked. “How did I wake up in your body? Please tell me this is not some fucked up Freaky Friday situation we have on our hands!”

That didn’t make any sense, Peter thought as he crossed his way into the bathroom. Then again, none of this did.

He stopped suddenly, glancing at the image in the mirror of him and Tony.

Only… Peter 2.0 was him, and somehow his reflection was Tony.

“Oh,” was all he could think to say, as it all came crashing back to him.

The drunken, playful kiss that turned filthy.

Peter moaning into Tony’s mouth as the older man licked and bit at Peter’s swollen lips. The rest of the group losing interest in their little makeout session after a while, instead deciding to convince Bruce to Hulk out and try to lift Mjolnir.

The desperate whine he let out when Tony lifted his shirt. The blessed first contact of skin to skin as Tony removed his own.

And then Peter being lifted, wrapping his legs around Tony’s waist as he was carried down the hallway, grinding and panting and needy as they fell into Peter’s messy bed, the sheets pooling around them as they removed more and more clothing.

The sting of Tony’s teeth on his nipple as he bit down. God, Peter wanted more of it.

The dull ache as Tony entered him, which gave way to scorching hot pleasure as he was filled and fucked and came, breathless while Tony thrust into him.

Falling asleep to the sound of Tony’s quiet snores, a sense of calm and contentment washing over him.

“Oh indeed,” Peter 2.0 replied, no wait. Tony. Tony… in Peter’s body. Fuck, this was weird and confusing and his head throbbed in what was most definitely the start of a hangover.

“Did we...?” Tony asked, face flushing pink, and Peter realized that must be what he looked like when he got embarrassed.

Peter nodded silently, too afraid to speak.

“And then the… Freaky Friday situation went down in our sleep?” Tony cocked an eyebrow, and it was surreal to see Tony’s nervous tics on his own face.

“Looks like it. What do you think caused it?” Peter asked quietly, trying to think through everything that might have lead to this situation.

Tony sighed, and said “No clue. I remember getting absolutely blitzed on that funny mead and then you declared your undying love and affection for me, which led to the hottest sex of my life. By the way, we need to discuss that at some point, kid. And then I remember waking up like this,” he pointed at his naked body, and Peter flushed again at seeing himself so exposed.

“Wait… the mead. You said it tasted funny?” Peter asked.

“Yeah, I’ve had stuff Thor’s brought back before and it never did this to me, not that I’m complaining, you really are an impressive specimen, Underoos. But whatever Loki foisted off on me was kinda funky. Once I drank enough it stopped mattering though. That’s one of the many perks of drinking, the more you do it the less the taste matters,” Tony said.

Peter groaned, “Please tell me you did not chug a strange liquid that Loki gave you, Tony.”

And Peter had to admit that Tony’s rueful expression was adorable on his delicate features.

“.... Maybe? I was already half gone on the shots Nat made me take. I just thought Loki had finally decided to stop being such a dick for once. How was I supposed to know it was spelled?”

Peter groaned, “God, Tony, you really are the smartest idiot I know. Come on, let’s get you… well, technically me, dressed and find that jerk and make him switch us back.” He grabbed his hand, and it was bizarre to feel how soft his own hand was, what it must have been like when Tony held them last night as he fucked deep into him. The memory was sweet and sexy.

“Hold up a minute… I’d know that look on me anywhere…” Tony said, stopping in his tracks. “Who says we can’t have a little fun before we make Reindeer Games sort us out? Besides, I’ve always wondered just how handsome I look when I come. Don’t tell me you’re not curious about this once in a lifetime opportunity to fuck yourself.”

Peter tried to deny it, tried to speak up, but the words wouldn’t come out.

Tony grinned smugly at him, and said “That’s what I thought,” pulling him back towards bed, kissing him all the way.

Maybe they could have a little fun with this...

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[headoverhiddles]

When In Cancun - Cable x Reader [Fluffy Smut]

Based on a hot headcanon sent in to me💦: Sneaking off during a mission in the tropics to fuck Cable on the beach. He claims to hate the beach but LOVES the idea of fucking you there. 

(bless that gif I love using it) 

Wade is driving the red sports car that peels down the road by the ocean, going 200 in an 80 zone. None of you really cared about the speed-- you were all crazy one way or another. It was pretty much a requirement for this team. Also, Domino would luckily escape any crash, you were sitting next to her, Wade of course couldn't die, and Cable had a death wish since finding out this mission was in the tropics. 

"Tell me again why we've gotta do this at the fucking beach?" the older mutant asks Wade.

"Look around, grumpypants. We're on an island."

You snicker from where you’re resting against Nathan’s shoulder, but your boyfriend gives you a look. You shrug, and he glares out the window at all the sand.

"There's so much sand."

"There sure is, Anakin Skywalker! And you're gonna love it." Cable just grumbles in response, as Domino pops a bubble from the watermelon gum she's chewing.

"I for one, am excited. I brought my bathing suit, my travel margarita shaker, some tequila, and a sign from my old dorm that says 'don't flirt with me, I'm napping.'"

"You don't need the sign," you mention to the lucky hero, "I can just glare at all the approaching men for you." 

"Or I could glare at them," Wade says.

"Bold of you to assume you're invited," Domino says, and Wade suddenly swerves around a bend, inches away from driving into the sea.

"When did that turn get there?" he blurts, "God, where's Dopinder when ya need him?"

"You drown us all in Mexico you dumb cunt, I'll resurrect myself and choke you to death," Cable growls.

"Sorry daddy, not this week. I was beheaded three days ago, a little tender."

"Okay," Cable smiles, "How do you feel about me ripping your dick off and shoving it down your throat? Kinky enough for you, handsome?"

"What a fun trip this is!" Wade grits out, "What a fun, happy trip!"

You eventually get to the scene where you've anticipated the drug lords to be. Wade parks the getaway car in the brush, so as not to be noticed-- X-Force was denied any invisibility technology by the X-Men when Wade had tried to steal it.

"Look alive people," the merc says, slipping on his red mask and taking his kitanas out of their scabbards, "We're hunting a lady named Blitz. She's got half the universe's heroin in the palm of her hand, and while I sure have a soft spot for heroin, she's been dabbling in child labour. Not fucking cool."

You all nod, and split up. Wade climbs up to the extravagant mansion that overlooks the water, Domino circling the back and covering the balcony escape route. You and Cable cover the ground behind the mansion, which is just a few paces from a private beach.

"Aw, look!" you smile, "They have their own little beach! That's so cute."

"Mhmm," Cable grunts, looking at the beach. You frown at how intensely he's gazing at it.

"Do you really hate beaches that much?" you scoff, grinning, "I mean, they're not that bad! I imagine the water might rust you a bit, Tin Man, but for the rest of us, it's not too--"

"Shh," he says, and grabs your arm. You stammer his name, but he just walks you with purpose away from the mansion, and down the pathway through some palm trees down to the beach.

"Why are we here?" you demand, "We have to watch their back."

"They can watch each other's backs, they're fine."

"But..." you protest still, "X-Force!" You make the X on your chest playfully, and Cable all but tackles you to the ground. You moan, sliding your legs up his back. "Why are you so fucking frisky, Nate?"

"I don't know," he murmurs into your neck, "You're just lookin' so damn good right now... I had to."

"Mmm," you bite your lip and laugh, "Maybe the tropics do agree with you." Your smile is infectious, and he grins too, beginning to paw at your uniform. You oblige him by unzipping it. He uses his metal arm to keep your hands above your head, then when he's sure they'll stay there, moves it down to roll your breast in his hand. The cool metal makes you shiver despite the sun, and he hums low in his throat.

"You're so sexy," he whispers against your skin, and sucks the other breast into his mouth, running his tongue along the nipple. A chorus of machine guns riddle bullets off in the distance.

"Make it quick, so we actually have a team to get back to," you look behind you, and Cable cups your face, pulling you back to look at him.

"Gotta see you, or I won't come."

You giggle. "You're so romantic!"

Hooking your legs over his shoulders, Cable positions himself at your entrance, and begins to thrust into you, groaning your name. "(y/n)... fuck, I love you so much..."

"Love you too... mmm, oh god, that's good..." You suddenly smirk up at him. "Wanna make this even more interesting?"

"More interesting than fucking on the beach?" he smirks back. "What've you got?"

You take his metal arm, and bring it to your neck, encouraging him to close his fingers around it. His eyes widen a little, but you give a little nod. Back before and around the time that you two had become a couple, Nathan was insecure about his metal attributes. He was convinced he was less than a man, and that on top of his age, was less reason for you to date him.

That went out the window when you expressed how much his metal body parts turned you on. Now, you both try to use it during sex as much as you can, and it really gets him (and you) off twice as hard.

He tightens his grip, and you moan loudly. He covers your mouth with his, but you just roll your eyes after the kiss.

"They can't hear us over the sound of bullets and screaming," you assure, and Nathan realizes you're right as he hears Deadpool's shout of "MOTHERFUCKER!! BOTH OF THEM?!" back around the mansion.

"Come on," he whispers in your ear, pushing into you hard and fast, "I need you to come for me, sweetheart. That's it... that's daddy's girl..."

You mewl at the name, digging your heels into his back. "Choke me harder, daddy," you rasp out, and he licks his lips.

"Only a little, babygirl. Can't have you passing out on me."

You feel his hand tighten, and your orgasm approaches fast as you think of how big he is, how strong he is holding you here, on a beach in the middle of the tropics, fucking you.

"Yes... oh god, Nathan, daddy, right there!" you gasp, and he grunts, groaning your name as he comes deep inside of you. You come at the same time, as watching his face while he orgasms always tips you over. His nose always scrunches up as his mouth opens and his mechanical eye glows extra bright. 

 His silver hair hangs in his face as he places a kiss to each breast, and ties your uniform back up. You help him with his pants, and he stands you up. "Think we missed the action?" you ask him as you two stumble back to the drug lord's mansion.

"I don't hear anymore bullets... so yeah," Nathan admits, somewhat guiltily. BAM. One more bullet, and a henchman falls at your feet from a tree above as Domino jumps down.

"Oh hey, you two!" Wade says, smiling and walking over, "Guess what! There's no FUCK in team!" He nods. "Yeah. Because Cable couldn't keep it in his pants for fifteen fucking minutes, I got both my arms ripped off. Do you know how ridiculous my tan is going to look now?"

"I'll help you tan that pizza body of yours," Domino says.  

"What the ass are you going do, move the sun to my advantage with your good luck?" She shrugs, and you hop into Nathan's arms, him supporting you with a smug smile on his face.

"We've gotta do that more often during missions, babe," you tease, biting his earlobe playfully, "You were super charged."

Once again, Wade interrupts your moment. "How did you even pull it off, without getting sand all over your balls and or vagina?"

"We managed," Cable nods.

"God, I wish Vanessa was here," Wade mutters dejectedly, "She'd totally be up for some kinky beach sex." He follows at the back of everyone. "Someone else has to drive! I'm good with my feet, but that extends only to footjobs."

Cable rolls his eyes, and kisses your cheek as he lets you down. "I'll drive."

"Nope," Wade cuts in, "last mission you drove on the California Highway you got road head from (y/n) while we all pretended we were doing something else and not watching. Spoiler alert, I was watching."

"I'll drive," Domino cuts in, and winks at you. "Feel free to take advantage of the backseat."

You and Cable link arms, and Wade groans loudly.

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Gather ‘round children, and let me tell you a tale that exposes my true idiotic nature.

So, as some of you may know, I spent all of last week with my brother (or rather, at my brother’s apartment). We were supposed to hang out and go to a concert together but he kind of blew me off and acted like i didn’t exist, and ended up making an excuse to not have to go to the concert with me (and didn’t apologize or offer to pay me back for his ticket, but that’s not what this is about).

Here’s a little backstory:

So, I had been posting on snapchat with the location filters, and i get a message from a friend i haven’t seen (or really talked to) since graduation, 2.5 years ago. Turns out she actually lived there (it’s a popular college town), and was going to the concert too and asked if i wanted to pregame (read as: get stoned, eat mexican food, and listen to tmg) and ofc i accepted. It had been a while since we’d hung out, and even in high school we weren’t that close, so it was a little awkward at first, but we both loosened up and ended up having a great time! She was bringing another friend with her and he was super sweet and very nice to me and didn’t mind me tagging along at all! We went to the concert and had an amazing time, sang as loud as we could along with the rest of the crowd, cried, and got cheap, greasy, delicious pizza afterwards. She had class and work in the morning, so the night got cut kinda short-ish. She drops me off at my brother’s apartment at around 1 a.m. and right before i get out, she mentions she’s going to a party the next night and would love if i came with her. So of course, wanting to spend more time with my friend AND go to my first real party, i agreed.

Her friend drives, and they pick me up at ~10, and i’m already a little uh,,, baked,, but only enough to be excited for the night and not panicking bc social anxiety. So we get to her friend’s (definitely haunted) house and go in. there’s probably 20-ish people there. I’m a little uncomfortable, but not anxious. I follow her around for a little while, standing in the kitchen and listening to everyone talk. It is at this point that i realize that every single person there is a political science major. And working on a campaign for a local politician. And using a lot of terms that i don’t know and talking about people i’ve never met. My friend noticed i was kind of uncomfortable and offered me a drink, which i gladly accept.

I’m halfway through my first vodka + grapefruit juice when everyone (literally every person at the party + the host’s 2 roommates, who had been in their rooms up until this point) gather on the front porch to smoke. So i’m like “hell yeah free weed”. Until they pull out a bong. It comes to me and i have to tell my friend i don’t know how to use a bong. She shows me and I? Kind of? Figure it out? A little?? I laugh and make a comment on how i’ve never used one because if i can’t hide it from my mom, i can’t have it. One roommate (who i believe was named mitch?? So we’ll just call him that) says “oh, hang on” and goes inside, returning moments later with a pipe and a dime bag, and comes to stand beside me. He smiles and whispers that he’s got better stuff than what everyone else is smoking. We pass the pipe back and forth, just the two of us, and someone brings the vodka out and i top off my drink.

So at this point i am loud, not thinking at all about what i’m saying, and pretty out of it. Everyone but me and mitch are talking about politics. Someone says something funny about local government being stupid. And i don’t know much about local government, but even i knew that the policy they were referring to was ridiculous. I *started to vocalize this, but lost my train of thought halfway through my sentence, so this is what came out of my mouth (imagine this is a little louder than someone should be talking, slightly slurred, and giggly):

“I will be the first to admit that i am a fucking idiot. An absolute dunce. Dumb bitch hours are 24/7, 365 baby!”

and then stopped, because i couldn’t remember what i was meaning to say. So really, i just announced to approximately 20 strangers that i’m fucking stupid. Which i’m pretty sure they already knew anyway. Everyone was quiet. All of these drunk and stoned college kids were completely silent, just staring at me. And i said nothing else. Eventually everyone goes back inside.

There was one guy who i was kind of?? Shamelessly flirting with the entire time? And i’m fairly sure he was flirting back but i suck at recognizing that so i’m really not sure lmao. But anyway, there’s 2 sofas, a loveseat, a big chair, and a papasan chair. Me and the guy i’m flirting with were the last ones inside so we were stuck sitting on the floor together. Someone goes to the bathroom, so he takes the opportunity to steal their seat, leaving me alone in the floor. Then mitch, who was sitting with 3 people in a 2 person seat, asked if i wanted to sit with him instead of on the ground by myself. So i squeeze between him and another guy who i didnt know, and ended up with one of my legs halfway in his lap due to the seating arrangement.

This is where i started being a real dumbass.

He was talking to me, asking questions, whatever, when his dog (who i had already met) comes into the room. We both start reaching towards him and calling him, and he ends up coming to me. I laugh and kind of gloat, leaning down and talking to the dog but looking at him and said “what a sweet baby! You like me more, don’t you? Daddy doesn’t treat you right, huh? Daddy doesn’t know how to treat this baby!” and i’m completely kidding, not really realizing that i looked this guy in the eye and referred to him as “daddy” while leaning over his lap. So there’s my first mistake with this guy.

Second mistake (which was potentially very dangerous. I seriously could’ve gotten hurt and you guys need to NOT be like me) was when i finished my drink and was playing with my empty cup. He offers to get me a refill and i agree. He asks me what i want and i say “anything but beer. That shit is nasty.” and I let this guy who i had just met that night leave the room with my cup and fill it up with whatever. After i got home and sobered up i realized how badly the night could’ve gone because i was too inebriated to think of what could happen, which was really scary.

Luckily, though, mitch wasn’t a shitty person, and comes back with a screwdriver. He sits back down and hands me the cup. I’m not coordinated at all, so i grab the cup with both hands, and overlap my hands with his. I notice that he’s got, like, piano player fingers. So i position myself back how i was (kind of almost sort of in his lap), take my drink, and grab his hand and say, while giggling, “wow, your fingers are sooo long! oh my god!” and marveling over them (mistake #3). I did NOT realize at the time how this sounded at the time and i literally cringe thinking back on it. He kind of smiled at me and said “yeah, i’ve gotten that before. I’m pretty good with them, too.” I didn’t understand what he meant so i just laughed and took a big gulp from my drink, which was a LOT stronger than it was the first time. Like, legit probably half and half. But i swallow it without even really making a face because: a) i’m too blitzed to care and b) i’m not a pussy anyway lmao

And he looks legitimately impressed and says “wow, you swallowed that without even gagging” and i’m!!! Fucking stupid!!! And thought he was literally just talking about liquor!! So i say “yeah i’m pretty good at that” in a very smug manner bc!! like i’m kind of a lightweight (mostly bc i don’t eat that much so i usually drink on an empty or almost empty stomach) but i have never thrown up from drinking and i can down it with a mostly straight face. I know now that my attitude, the way i’m sitting, and p much everything i’ve said to him so far sounds really suggestive. So that’s the fourth mistake.

We sit there a little while longer and i finish my drink and have half of another and talk about all kinds of things. He asks what i’m interested in and i say mostly broadway musicals and video games, but a few other things too. He nods along while i talk and i say-- with literally NO other implications other than what i actually said- “I bet you’re really good at video games. You know, because of your fingers. Like, you can probably hit all the right buttons without even having to think twice about it.” which, totally sober, i realize doesn’t actually make any sense, and sounded like a really nerdy euphemism, but it made sense in the moment.

So he says “yeah, i like to think i am. I’ve got a console in my bedroom if you wanna play with me?” and he’s kind of leaned in mumbling this in my ear and that makes perfect sense to me because it’s loud and of course it would make it easier for me to hear!!! now, I am well aware that i am fucked up and poorly coordinated and i know that i wouldn’t be able to play video games very well and i’d end up making an ass out of myself and possibly falling asleep in his bed and i didn’t really want to do either of those things. So i tell him that i’m too drunk for that and probably wouldn’t be very good at the moment.

He told me he understood and that it wasn’t a problem and he’s fine just hanging out with me out here. And drunk me was like wow!! That is so nice!! This guy is now my best friend!! So i lean over on his shoulder and just talk the rest of the night.

At like 2 am he tells me he has to be at work in the morning and that he should go to bed, but that the next time i’m in town i should hit him up and we could hang out and play video games. So i give him a HUGE hug bc drunk me is v affectionate and thanked him for hanging out with me and that i would love to see him again

I literally didn’t realize how ANY of this sounded until i got home at like 3:30 and called my boyfriend to tell him everything lmao

[theradiodude]

In chronological order (by year) of single release, I give you the Miami High Playlist -- otherwise known as a musical journey through my life -- as a work in progress. Sugarhill Gang, The - Rapper's Delight Hall & Oates - I Can't Go for That Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight Soft Cell - Tainted Love Sugarhill Gang, The - Apache After The Fire - Der Kommissar (theDALE Radio Edit) Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 - The Message Hall & Oates - Maneater Toto - Africa Toto - Rosanna Yaz - Don't Go Billy Joel - Uptown Girl Men Without Hats - Safety Dance (Remix) Naked Eyes - (There's) Always Something There to Remind Me Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart Billy Ocean - Caribbean Queen (No More Love On the Run) Debbie Deb - Lookout Weekend Glenn Frey - The Heat Is On Hall & Oates - Out of Touch Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah!) Laura Branigan - Self Control Philip Bailey & Phil Collins - Easy Lover Shannon - Let the Music Play Bangles, The - Walk Like an Egyptian Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) Level 42 - Something About You Miami Sound Machine - Conga Mr. Mister - Broken Wings Phil Collins - Sussudio Scorpions, The - Rock You Like a Hurricane Sly Fox - Let's Go All the Way Wham! - Everything She Wants Afrika Bambaataa - Looking for the Perfect Beat Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force - Planet Rock Bruce Hornsby - Mandolin Rain Exposé - Come Go With Me (Shortened 12-Inch Mix) Falco - Rock Me Amadeus (American '86 Mix) Genesis - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight Huey Lewis & The News - Hip To Be Square Miami Sound Machine - Bad Boy Steve Winwood - Higher Love Swing Out Sister - Breakout Buster Poindexter - Hot Hot Hot (Radio Edit) Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine - Rhythm Is Gonna Get You Los Lobos - La Bamba Steve Winwood - Valerie (Remix Version) Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine - 1,2,3 (Remix) Stevie B. - Dreamin' of Love Double Trouble & The Rebel MC - Just Keep Rockin' (Original Sk'ouse 12-Inch) Gloria Estefan - Get On Your Feet Young MC - Bust A Move Poison Clan - Dance All Night Alannah Myles - Black Velvet Snap! - The Power Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart 2 Unlimited - Get Ready For This Black Box - Strike It Up C+C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat (feat. Freedom Williams) Michael Jackson - Black or White (No Intro) Snap! - Rhythm Is a Dancer Chaka Demus & Pliers - Murder She Wrote Captain Hollywood Project - More and More (7" edit) Reel 2 Real - I Like To Move It (feat. The Mad Stuntman) (Radio Edit) Tag Team - Whoomp! (There It Is) Ace of Base - The Sign Real McCoy, The - Run Away Shawn Christopher - Make My Love (theDALE Radio Edit) Blackstreet - No Diggity (feat. Dr Dre & Queen Pen) Corona - Rhythm of the Night Faithless - Insomnia Method Man - All I Need (feat. Mary J. Blige) (Razor Sharp Remix) Skee-Lo - I Wish (Radio Edit) Amber - This Is Your Night Angelina - Release Me (Radio Mix Show) Audio Adrenaline - Free Ride Busta Rhymes - Woo Hah!! Got You All in Check Charli Baltimore - Money (theDALE Radio Edit) Daft Punk - Around The World DJ Laz - Esa Morena Everything But the Girl - Missing (Todd Terry's Club Mix) La Bouche - Be My Lover (US Version) La Bouche - Sweet Dreams Mon A Q - Stay In Love (7-Inch Dance Radio Mix) Natural Born Chillers - Rock the Funky Beat No Mercy - Where Do You Go Planet Soul - Set U Free Quad City DJ's - C'mon 'N' Ride It (The Train) Robert Miles - Children Ghost Town DJ's - My Boo Audio Adrenaline - Blitz (feat. The O.C. Supertones) Brian McKnight - You Should Be Mine (feat. Ma$e) B-Rock & Da Biz - My Baby Daddy Chumbawamba - Tubthumping Freak Nasty - Da Dip Jocelyn Enriquez - A Little Bit of Ecstasy Lil' Kim - Not Tonight (Ladies Night Remix) (feat. Angie Martinez, Lisa Left Eye Lopez, Da Brat & Missy Elliott) Luke - Raise The Roof (Party Time Version) (feat. No Good But So Good) MC Lyte - Cold Rock a Party (Bad Boy remix) (MC Lyte main version) Montell Jordan - Get It On Tonite Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize (Radio Mix) Notorious B.I.G. - Mo Money Mo Problems Puff Daddy & Ma$e - Can't Nobody Hold Me Down Robyn - Do You Know (What It Takes) Rockell - In a Dream Savage Garden - I Want You Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Sugar Timbaland & Magoo - Luv 2 Luv U (Remix) Tito Nieves - I Like It Like That Lathun - Freak It Usher - You Make Me Wanna.mp3 Beenie Man - Middle Of The Night (feat. Tanto Metro) Beenie Man - Romie Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody? Ace Of Base - Cruel Summer Ayla - Ayla Part 2 Backstreet Boys, The - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) Big Pun - Still Not a Player (feat. Joe) Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine (Radio Edit - No Phone Call) Busta Rhymes - Dangerous Busta Rhymes - Turn It Up (Remix) / Fire It Up Deborah Cox - Nobody's Supposed to Be Here (original version) Destiny’s Child - No, No, No, Part 2 (feat. Wyclef Jean) Dru Hill - How Deep Is Your Love (feat. Redman) (Radio Edit) Elvis Crespo - Suavemente Fatboy Slim - The Rockafeller Skank (Radio Edit) Ian Van Dahl - Castles in the Sky K.P. & Envyi - Swing My Way L.O.X., The - Money, Power & Respect Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz - Déjà Vu (Uptown Baby) (Clean Version) Ma$e - Feel So Good Missy Elliott - Sock It 2 Me (feat. Da Brat) Monifah - Touch It (Radio Edit) Outkast - Rosa Parks Puff Daddy - Victory (feat. The Notorious B.I.G. & Busta Rhymes) (Clean) Rob Zombie - Dragula (Hot Rod Herman Mix) Robbie Williams - Millennium (Radio Edit) Robyn - Show Me Love (Radio Version) Sonique - It Feels So Good (Radio Edit) Stardust - Music Sounds Better With You (Radio Edit) Beenie Man - Who Am I (LP) 702 - Where My Girls At? Alice DeeJay - Back in My Life Apollo 440 - Stop The Rock ATB - 9PM (Till I Come) (Original Radio Edit) Backstreet Boys, The - Larger Than Life Blaque - 808 (Remix) Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle Citizen King - Better Days Clubbed to Death - Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation) C-Murder - Down For My... (feat. Magic & Snoop Dogg) (Clean Version) Counting Crows - Hanginaround Darude - Sandstorm Destiny's Child - Bills, Bills, Bills Fragma - Toca's Miracle Groove Armada - I See You Baby (Shakin' That Ass) (Fatboy Slim Radio Edit) Jordan Knight - Give It To You (Miami Booty Bass Edit) JT Money - Who Dat (feat. Solé) Knowdaverbs - The Syllabus La Rissa - I Do Both Jay & Jane Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) LEN - Steal My Sunshine Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...) Marc Anthony - I Need to Know (Pablo's Miami Mix Radio Edit) Memphis Bleek - Is That Your Chick (The Lost Verses) (feat. Jay-Z, Twista & Missy Elliot) (Radio Edit) Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad) Outkast - Ms. Jackson Santana - Smooth (feat. Rob Thomas) Smashmouth - All Star Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride (Philip Steir Remix) Vengaboys - We Like to Party Will Smith - Miami Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400 (Live Remix) Furthermore - Fluorescent Jellyfish (Fluorescent Jellyfish Album Version) TLC - No Scrubs (Clean) Fatman Scoop - Be Faithful (Original Mix) 98 Degrees - Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche) Aaliyah - Try Again Alice DeeJay - Better Off Alone ATC - Around The World (La La La La La) Azzido da Bass - Dooms Night (Timo Maas Radio Edit) Daft Punk - One More Time (Short Radio Edit) Debelah Morgan - Dance With Me Destiny’s Child - Jumpin’ Jumpin’ Destiny's Child - Independent Women Pt. 1 DJ Jurgen - Higher & Higher (Radio Edit) DMX - Party Up (Edited) Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre (feat. Eminem) Eiffel 65 - Blue Jagged Edge - Let's Get Married (ReMarqable Remix) (feat. Jermaine Dupri & Rev Run) Janet Jackson - Doesn't Really Matter Jennifer Lopez - Waiting For Tonight Knowdaverbs - God Is Big Limp Bizkit - Take A Look Around (Clean) 'N Sync - Bye Bye Bye 'N Sync - It's Gonna Be Me Nine Days - Absolutely (Story Of A Girl) P!nk - Most Girls P!nk - There You Go Samantha Mumba - Gotta Tell You Santana - Maria Maria (feat. The Product G&B) (Radio Mix) Third Eye Blind - Never Let You Go Tomoyasu Hotei - Battle Without Honor Or Humanity Mary Mary - Shackles (Praise You) Madonna - Music Trina - Pull Over (Radio Version) Aaliyah - We Need a Resolution (feat. Timbaland) Britney Spears - Boys Christina Milian - AM to PM Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger Dee Dee - Forever DJ Encore - I See Right Through to You DMX - Who We Be Janet Jackson - Someone to Call My Lover (So So Def Remix) (feat. Jermaine Dupri) Janet Jackson - Son of a Gun (Original Flyte Time Remix) (feat. Missy Elliott) Jennifer Lopez - I'm Real Jennifer Lopez - Play (Clean) Joe - Stutter (feat. Mystikal) (Double Take Remix - Allstar Extended Version) Lasgo - Something Ludacris - Rollout (My Business) (Clean) Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott - Get Ur Freak On OceanLab - Clear Blue Water (Above & Beyond Progressive Mix) Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean (Radio Mix) Tamia - Stranger in My House (Thunderpuss Radio Edit) Toya - I Do!! Train - Drops of Jupiter U2 - Beautiful Day Destiny's Child - Bootylicious Willa Ford - I Wanna Be Bad 'N Sync - Pop (Radio Version) Smashmouth - I'm A Believer Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance Tree63 - Treasure Tree63 - Joy Tree63 - Look What You've Done Tree63 - 1*0*1 Tree63 - Worldwide Aaliyah - More Than a Woman Angie Martinez - If I Could Go (feat. Lil’ Mo & Sacario) Brandy - What About Us? Britney Spears - Boys (Co‐Ed remix) (feat. Pharrell Williams) Daniel Bedingfield - Gotta Get Thru This Dirty Vegas - Days Go By (Radio Edit) DJ Sammy & Yanou feat. Do - Heaven (Sammy & Yanou radio edit) DMX - X Gon' Give It to Ya (Edited) Elvis vs. JXL - A Little Less Conversation Eminem - Lose Yourself (Clean Edit - Quick Intro) Gigi D’Agostino - I'll Fly With You (L'amour Toujours) Grits - Ooh Ahh iiO - Rapture (Riva Radio Edit) In-Grid - You Promised Me (Tu Es Foutu) Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From the Block (Track Masters Remix feat. Styles P. & Jadakiss [The L.O.X.]) Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You (feat. Clipse) Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out of My Head Linkin Park - In The End LL Cool J - Luv U Better Ludacris - Move... (feat. Mystikal) (Radio Edit) Ludacris - Saturday (Oooh! Ooooh!) (Radio Edit) Maroon 5 - Harder To Breathe No Doubt - Hella Good No Doubt - Hey Baby (feat. Bounty Killer) Overseer - Horndog (Radio Edit) Snoop Dogg - From tha Chuuuch to da Palace (feat. Pharrell) (Clean) Pink - Get The Party Started Tree63 - The Glorious Ones Beyoncé - Naughty Girl Beyoncé feat. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love (single version) Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body Lil Kim - The Jump Off (Super Clean) Linkin Park - Nobody's Listening Ludacris - Stand Up (Edited) Lumidee - Never Leave You Michelle Branch - Are You Happy Now? Missy Elliott - Gossip Folks (feat. Ludacris) Missy Elliott - Work It (Hybrid Clean Edit) Outkast - Hey Ya Outkast - The Way You Move (Radio Mix) Paul Van Dyk - Nothing But You (feat. Hemstock & Jennings) (PVD Radio Mix) Sean Paul - Get Busy Switchfoot - Meant to Live The River Cry - Cry Me a River UKNY - I'm In Heaven (feat. Holly James) (Jason Nevins Presents...) Blu Cantrell Feat. Sean Paul - Breathe (Rap Version) (hurricān edit) Benny Benassi Presents The Biz - Satisfaction (Radio Edit) Airmen of Note, The - I'll Be Home for Christmas

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