#i wanna have nights like this forever😔😔😔

[sparklingchim]

questioning what life is rlly about but then u catch up with the girlies over dinner n life is worth living again <3

[arolesbianism]

Tiphereth suppression finally complete babeyyyy

[bluetimeombre]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ falling out of love

fans think that you and tom are falling out of love after filming for ballad of songbirds and snakes and you don't post about each other much, so you show them that it's far from the truth.

[heres to 2024 coming soon. this is not part of my ongoing series but a little something else to hold you all over. never proofread, just vibing. btw just watched salt burn and I’m scared of barry now]

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‘It’s so over,’

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tomblyth: falling out of love? more like falling in love with every single day that passes. I love you

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‘Oh it’s so back!’

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[krystella-shifts]

Okay y'all this might or might not be serious 💀 but it worked for me so ???

Krystella's Dramatic method™

DRAMA-MA-MA-MA with my girls in the back-

So this method.... Is pretty self explanatory ig. You gotta be dramatic and my dramatic self probably have been using this since forever but I just gave it a name and now I'm making a post 😃. This can be used for anything: manifesting, shifting, void, even lucid dreaming.

Tested and proven y'all 👏🏻 manifested a bunch of Pokémon cards with this 💀 and Lucid dreamt. I'm gonna use it for all these things too so goodluck to ya too <3

Slay Ning 😭👏🏻

Manifestation steps ✿˖˚ ༘𐙚

Decide what you want ofc

Be dramatic about it 👽 eg. "OMG I have my df what do I do?? I'm not ready for suddenly being the centre of attention duh 😩💅🏻"

If doubts or circumstances or whatever comes up.... 🥁 BE DRAMATIC AGAIN! "Ugh I can't believe this doubt is so blinded by my df beauty that it can't even see that i already manifested it smh 😔✨ but whoever does see it is blessed tho"

And if you have ANY QUESTIONS-, like literally think of it, any questions that you have....... Done? So the answer to that is be dramatic 😌

Shifting steps ✿˖˚ ༘𐙚

Decide a DR cuz my ahh keeps switching them but I'm telling you deciding one is good

Be dramatic about it 😃 while doing the method (or throughout the day idk do whatever you want) so during the method of your choice visualise your dr and be dramatic like idk cry that you finally shifted and then while you were crying you hear a knock on your door and you quickly wipe your tears and brace yourself for meeting your dr people and think of dramatic scenarios ig. so feel the emotions

And you've shifted!!!!! OMG congratulations and i need a storytime IDC if you have a blog or not. And in case you wake up back in your CR/OR (possibility: super rare cuz you a master shifter bish- biscuit) just be dramatic again like "OMG tch the 3d is so slow like why am I SO good at this? I'm so good that the 3d haven't even caught up yet. Smh" and persist 😌 you're already in your DR remember 4d is more real than the 3d

Void steps ✿˖˚ ༘𐙚

This is kinda same as shifting except when you're lying down to induce the state, tell yourself how good you are and how fast you get in the void it's insane "bruh i always wake up in the void state and wonder why's everything pitch black 🙄💀 like duh I'm a master at this. But yk sometimes everyone forgets, okay? it's not my fault i suddenly became conscious and saw nothing but blackness. But anyways now that I'm going again, i'mma decide what I wanna manifest today. Another day another SLAY"

And while doing whatever you do just talk to yourself like you're already in the void or distract yourself while also being dramatic like scenarios or just thinking and forgetting you're even entering cuz you already have.

Lucid dreaming steps ✿˖˚ ༘𐙚

"bruh i always end up lucid dreaming like stop i just wanna sleep! 😩 but fine I can't deny it's fun 🤭 i always lucid dream it's crazy. I can't believe people do all those WBTB, reality checks and what not methods and here I am just lucid dreaming every night as if it's second nature to meh 💅🏻✨"

Act like a lucid dreaming master you are. 👽✨ It's that simple y'all.

[formulafics]

★ BABY, JUST SAY YES | LS2

Scenario: its no secret that logan sargent isn’t single, but one thing that no one can quite figure out - not even his co workers - is who the mystery girl is. logan doesn’t reveal who until she’s no longer his girlfriend, but his wife. (requested)

Pairing: logan sargeant x fem!popstar!reader

A/N: it’s taken me 4 days of writers block to get this one figured out, but she is finally here! i hope everyone enjoys! <3

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logansargeant the flight is always worth it to be with her

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sargeantformula another day, another soft launch from logan 😔 when does the pain end?

logansgirl HE LOOKS SO GOOD

formulogan so either logan plays guitar or his gf plays guitar 🧐

⤷ norizzlando i thought that i could figure out something by looking at the music sheets but it’s beatles songs, and i doubt logan is dating paul mccartney

⤷ alexalbonooo23 STOP IT FHIS COMMENT IS KILLING ME 😭 “i doubt logan is dating paul mccartney”

logansargeant

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logansargeant summer dump

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alex_albon getting a little to close to using @/georgerussels tactics

rizzciardo logan pls just tell us who it is 😔 do it for your fans

⤷ norrisnation DO IT FOR AMERICA

formulaobssesed why is logan kinda…

⤷ sargeantformula YOURE JUST LEARNING THIS? HES BEEN FINE

sargeantnation THE FIRST PICTURE HELLO YOU LOOK SO GOOD

ls2sargeant okay, but WHO is in the second picture? 😭

logansargeant

in love

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logansargeant

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formulanorris the location being “in love” is sickening

⤷ piastrizz no literally i want want what him and his gf have

williamillion ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE LOGAN

godblessls2 boy if you don’t just drop her @ rn

loscargirlie logan you wanna drop her @ sooooo bad rn

logansargeant and ynlnsargeant

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logansargeant so glad my baby said yes. happy one year, my beautiful girl.

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ynsworld LOGAN IN RHE MIDDLE OF YNA FUCK I G CONCERT???

oscarpiastri happy anniversary ❤️

⤷ rizzciardo loscar crumbs 🥹 i love them

alex_albon happy anniversary! love you guys.

formulasargeant LOGAN WHAT????

piastrizz LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT I SWEAR TO GOD

ynfannacc the caption. not okay, young man.

⤷ godblessls2 LMAOO THIS COMMENT IS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

rizzciardo the mesh of logan and yn fans in the comments is so funny to me 😭

loscargirlie I KNOW I BEGGED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO DROP THE @ BUT COME ON LOGAN

ynlnsargeant

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ynlnsargeant what a night. thank you to everyone who came out tonight, i am so grateful for your support. on a side note, happy anniversary to my love, @/logansargeant. one year down, forever to go. 🫶🏻

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logansargeant i love you so much baby.

⤷ ynlnsargeant i love you more. thanks for coming out tonight ❤️

ynsguitar the end of an era - she changed her username

⤷ ynloverforlife ITS SO CUTE 😭 she and logan are actually so cute together i can’t even be sad

ynsworld simultaneously extremely happy for you and feeling like my heart has been ripped out. ilysm </3

ynsnumberone i cannot believe i witnessed this kiss in real time

⤷ formulasargeant i have no idea how you survived because me personally? that would be the end

danielricciardo NO WAY. happy anniversary!

⤷ rizzciardo DANIEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LMAO

⤷ sargeantformula apparently only oscar, lando, and alex knew about their relationship. oscar was the only one who went to the wedding 💔 (not to mention daniel has always liked yn’s music)

all feedback is appreciated! thank you for reading <3 - daelynn

general taglist | @renarots (special shoutout to her for always fueling the brainrot for these fics) @jsjcue @treehouse-mouse @harrysdimple05 @illicitverstappen @lovstappen @minkyungseokie

[annasfantasies]

Star’s girl III.

/Drew Starkey x fem!reader

part II. masterlist

ENGLISH ISN’T MY FIRST LANGUAGE

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madelyncline threesome

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yourusername @/yourbestfriend OUR CHILD

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madelyncline I’m Grinch and I’m gonna steal her from you🥰

drewstarkey @/madelyncline she is locked in my basement. Good luck getting in there

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ALL CREDITS GO TO THE AUTHORS OF THE PICTURES

A/N: merry Christmas to everyone ❤️

Comments and reblogs are always welcomed. Also you can request something if you want🫶

[parkerluvsu]

Plllsss a little more of reader babying art😔😔😔😔!!!! He’s so baby girl, I love him

i am extremely glad we can all agree that art loves to be babied <3

first of all, art definitely needs to warm up to someone to actually admit that.. no he doesn't always wanna be the dominant one in the relationship, growing up around patrick made him feel like if he wasn't masculine, no girls would ever like him.. which is totally untrue!!! <3

he LOVES subtle acts of dominance, opening the door for him, walking in front of him, ordering his food etc. he gets embarrassed easily, so having more subtle ways to have dominance over him in public without others noticing!! <3

nsfw under the cut <3

he loves to be doted on in the bedroom, pretty much treat him like he can't think for himself, and he'll be drooling for you in minutes <3

being bossed around turns his brain off, leaving no room for him to worry or be anxious or insecure <3

he literally would die for a reach around handjob i think.. he's such a whore he'd just open his legs wide for you, throwing his head back in your shoulder with a whiny moan <3

also.. lowkey loves nursing handjobs... he'll suck on your tits forever if you asked him to.. and the face he makes when he cums, with his face all screwed up in pleasure is unresistable <3

art will absolutely wake you up in the middle of the night by grinding against your ass, doing his best to be quiet but he can't stop the moans that escape his pretty pink lips <3

"mm.. don't stop moving your hand.." "you're s' soft.." "'m gonna cum f' you.. please lemme cum f' you." <3

art needs aftercare as much as he needs air.. until he gets cleaned up and cuddled into bed he has a permanent pout on his face.. waiting till you crawl into bed with him and let him suckle on your tit to fall asleep <3

[haechoxo]

[10:35 am]

haechan's apartment was a mess. empty takeout containers littered the coffee table, clothes were strewn across the floor, and the air was thick with the scent of stale beer. he hadn’t expected any visitors, let alone you.

he had spent the morning trying to shake off the anxiety from his late-night confession, his mind replaying every word he had said to you. he was expecting a phone call, dreading and hoping for it all at once. when a knock echoed through the cluttered apartment, his heart leaped into his throat.

he stumbled to the door, tripping over a pair of sneakers on his way. swinging it open, he was met with the sight of you standing there, looking as unsure as he felt.

“i—” you started, then faltered, your rehearsed words suddenly elusive. “i said i’d call, but i thought... maybe we should talk in person.”

he stepped aside, motioning for you to come in. “uh, yeah, yeah. come in. sorry about the mess.”

you walked into his apartment, glancing around. it was a mess–but it was so very haechan. he looked at you, clearly embarrassed, scratching the back of his head and blushing furiously.

“i, um, wasn’t expecting company,” he admitted, trying to tidy up a bit.

“n-no, it’s okay, i didn’t give you a warning…” you were just as shy as him right now. “i think i’ve seen worse anyway.” you giggle, easing the tension a bit.

“can i get you something?” he asked, his voice awkward and hesitant. “water, coffee?”

you shook your head, mumbling a soft ‘no thanks’, as you took a seat on the couch.

haechan sat down across from you, the silence between you heavy. you took a deep breath, finally getting to the point, “i thought about what you said last night.”

he perks up in his seat a bit, eyes flickering with hope, “y-yeah?”

“i… i want to make it clear first, we can’t just—forget any of it happened,” he deflates, “the hookups, the dates that weren’t dates, our fights too.”

“r-right…” he hopes you can’t see that he’s about to cry again.

“but, we were friends before all of that. you were my best friend… a-and i don’t want to lose that either.”

“i don’t want to lose you either i–” he sighs, frustrated with himself, “i let things get so far out of hand, i won’t ever stop making it up to you for as long as you let me, y/n.”

your cheeks tinge with a blush at his words, “yeah you were stupid,” he genuinely laughs at this, “but i probably shouldn’t have agreed to your ‘proposal’ the first time it happened, i told myself it would be a one time thing, but then one turned into two, and two turned into three years. i agreed because i trusted you, because i liked you.”

haechan’s eyes widen, “liked?”

“well—i still do, i mean why else would we be here, but that’s besides the point!” you quickly try to avert the topic from your silly schoolgirl crush.

“if you’re serious about me, as you say, i can forgive you. if we start over.”

“start over?” seriously, how dense can he be.

“no more hookups, hyuck.” you deadpanned

“oh! right, of course, so… you mean, we can go out on a real date, for real?” you’d laugh at how endearing it sounded if he wasn’t so serious.

some things don’t change.

“well—no.”

“oh.”

“i wanna just… go back to being friends—for now.” you stated softly.

“yeah… yeah that makes sense.” he looks like a kicked puppy, you could almost laugh.

“it’s not forever, hyuck,” a breathy laugh leaves your lips, “just until things are back to normal, when we– heal? i guess, from what happened these past few weeks.”

he nods, “so… just friends?”

“just friends.”

haechan looks visibly relieved, content with the current status of your relationship with him, he wouldn’t mind you keeping him at arms length, so long as you were keeping him at all.

“so... can you tell renjun to unblock me on twitter now?”

sigh.

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a/n ; APOLOGIES FOR THE LATE UPDATE💔,, i was unfortunately busy yesterday and couldnt stay locked up in my room 😔 and writing a “reconciliation” type of scene was so much more difficult than the angst… like this was a genuine challenge for me… BUT… only one more chapter after this…😰 im thinking of all the little bonus text chapters and silly blurbs i can make but only if u guys would wanna see those so lmk!! ik this isnt the best, i feel like i am better suited for angst, but lmk what u think! advice is always appreciated! xoxo jelly

[yandere-yearnings]

Sleeping....cuddling with sun...and then grinding against him 🤤 AHAHA my head is filled with sun 🧍‍♀️😇🥰🙏

I WANNA MAKE HIM FLUSTERED SO BAD WILL HE BE FLUSTERED FROM THAT??? being all peaceful and quiet and then outta nowhere I just feel like I wanna give him some loving and just ride him so he won't have to worry about a thing 😔☝️☝️ so I grind against him to initiate 🥰🥰 lemme do all the work for u babygirl 🤗🤗 leave it to me sunny hunny 💋💋

this ask has been sitting in my inbox for so long but i've been meaning to get back to it hhh sorry for the really late reply nonnie!! (and yes he would be super flustered😭🩷)

NSFW under the cut!

Humid nights never felt as peaceful as when he spent them with you. After the day had taken its toll on him, bones heavy feeling like he'd fall forever if you weren't there to catch him. Curled into you, like the second marking in a double inverted comma; chin to your head, back to his chest and his knees pushing up into the undersides of yours.

The heat was sweltering, had you writhing creases into the sheets, your clothes riding up, Sun's skin sticking to yours where his arm wound around your midsection. Neither of you were asleep, the minute hand of the clock kept ticking on the time past, until your restlessness ebbed and you eventually settled into your warm cage.

Silence made his steady breaths seem all too peaceful, removed him from the ever flustered man you knew — and you couldn't help the idea that came to mind in the quiet of the night. He'd finally gotten comfortable with you, enough to bury his face into your nape without imploding, but maybe you missed who he was months ago.

It wouldn't hurt, just to test the power you still held over him.

You stretched your legs out, innocent enough, and though his grip tightened ever so slightly, Sun shifted to accommodate. It had your heart brimming, almost made you smile at how cute his clinginess was. Hips pressed right to his pelvis, you relished in the choked up little sound he made when you moved, grinding right against a part of him that filled for you so easily.

"Y-Y/N..." he moaned, pretty, a symphony cascading with the muffled whimpers that followed. Your hand intertwined with his and he clutched it like a lifeline. "What are you- ah-"

You felt more than heard the shudder that ran through his body, vibrating against your spine deliciously. Whether it was because he was sensitive or because it was you, didn't really matter when you had him twitching and bowing against you.

"What was that, baby?" You cooed, salacious. "Couldn't hear you over how loud you're being."

"Please," he whined, "don't tease me, please, 'm gonna die."

With the way he'd gotten weak, you'd doubt that was a lie. Luckily for Sun, you were nothing if not constantly lead by your desire to indulge him when he begged. It wasn't difficult to hook your digits around his wrist, swiftly peeling him away and twisting so you were on top of him all at once — and pressed into the sheets beneath you, Sun was a masterpiece of a mess. Hair sprawled and chest heaving, blush heavier than you'd ever seen before as he looked up at you under lidded eyes.

One chaste kiss to the tears tracking down his cheek before you pulled away. Temperature a fever pitch that thrummed violently against your palms rested on his chest, you rocked, and his thighs quivered. Entirely fucked out for you despite the fact that this was barely anything, Sun's lips parted on a broken gasp of your name. Lovesick little pleas, over and over like they would endear you to him, make you cave, and that assumption wasn't wrong.

Flicking over his form once in appraisal, what your minuscule actions had reduced him to was enough to whet your appetite. You tugged at the waistband of his sweats, tongue darting out, licking your lips; a promise whispered, "gonna spoil you tonight."

[leclercvsx]

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Second chances {6} | LN⁴

SMAU

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landonorris

liked by yourusername, danielricciardo and 852k others

landonorris: me and y/n have decided to get back together after our relationship was ruined by a certain someone. We’ve both talked about the situation and what we want in this new relationship and now we are both very very happy. (we’ve actually been together again for the past 2 months😛)

as you can see we have two new additions to our relationship. Meet Sugar and Spice (y/n picked the names, as you can tell.)

TAGGED: yourusername

yourusername: i love you, sugar and spice so much🥺❤️

↳ landonorris: i love you too ❤️

user1: STOP HE GOT HER THE CATS SHE WANTED AGES AGO😭😭😭😭😭

user2: this just screamed single in 56 languages to me😔

↳ user2: BUT I AM SO SO HAPPY THEYRE BACK TOGETHER

danielricciardo: where’s my thank you?

↳ oscarpiastri: and mine

↳ maxverstappen1: and mine.

↳ yourusername: i’ll let you all cuddle with sugar and spice as a thank you🥰

↳ danielricciardo: i’d prefer an actual gift please 🫶

↳ yourusername: you can get fucked please 🫶

user3: i called it guys

mclaren: our favourite couple🧡

↳ oscarpiastri: i’m right here

↳ mclaren: 🫣

carlossainz55: i won €50 for this, thank you🙏🏼

↳ landonorris: you BET on us🥲

↳ yourusername: yes but he WON lan

↳ landonorris: fair enough

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yourusername

liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1 and 480k others

yourusername: forever glad i found you, thank you for making me feel every emotion under the sun (GOOD EMOTIONS.) In my LOVER era guys. I love you so so much 😭🫶

thank u for not paying someone to cheat on me 😻

TAGGED: landonorris

landonorris: i love you too…careful you might get sued for the last sentence baby🫣❤️

↳ yourusername: *giggles evilly* 😊❤️

danielricciardo: STOP😭😭

liked by yourusername

user1: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

user2: she called him OUT😭

user3: i’m BAFFLED. he actually paid that girl to KISS LANDO just so he could be with y/n✋✋

↳ user2: i mean the commitment was there😭😭

maxverstappen1: 😭😭

oscarpiastri: be careful y/n, don’t wanna get on his bad side😔

↳ user1: OSCAR PLEASE😭😭

↳ yourusername: 🧍‍♀️🤜🧍‍♂️

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this is the end of Second chances AKA my Social Media AU of Lando! i hope you all enjoyed it !! i have a request page up on my account, it’s pinned, send in anything!! ❤️

taglist (people that wanted to be reminded!):

@zyonsay @kissesandmartinis @dark-night-sky-99

@thecubanator2 @sukisheadlights @inloveallthetime

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[rocknrolldecadence]

hey queen <3 first of all i loved your slash fic!! and i have a request of my own and if you dont write this i totally get it :)

90’s slash x reader but he has been a vampire for centuries and no one knows, him and reader meet at a concert and hook up few times but as they got closer slash started to catch feeling for her, which made him possessive and jealous over her and that led to her calling things of with him.

few months have passed after the “break up” and even tho slash has tried to move on by hooking up and feeding off of other women, it didnt work.

he was missing her like crazy and decided to go to her apartment to make up w her, at first she was surprised but then invited him in. they chatted about a lot of things and drank idkk, there was this tension between them which neither of them could ignore so they hooked up. as they were at it something came over slash and he bit her on the neck - turned her.

idfk how to continue this story sooo.. idk you can finish it as you want 😭

i’ll be really thankful if you actually write this ❤️

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forever

when you called it off with slash, you thought you’d never see him again. until one night.

warnings: vampire au, smut

a/n: this is my first EVER time writing an au so bare w me if it isn’t brilliant 😔 i also didn’t add them meeting and becoming fwb/fuck buddies but i still think it works. enjoy!!

“you’re fucking insufferable! i’m not your girlfriend!” you shouted. slash had gotten mad at you yet again for flirting with another guy. you had gone to the bar with him, along with some of your friends and the rest of guns n roses. the guy had spotted you from across the bar and came up to you, asking to buy you a drink. he was cute, so you said yes. there was no reason for slash to be acting like this. you were just fuck buddies. nothing more.

“i don’t care! we aren’t just friends, so don’t fucking do that!” he shouted back, walking beside you as you made your way back to your car.

“don’t give me that shit. you had so many girls on your arms all night! you’re a fucking hypocrite!” you added.

you silently cursed the fact you came with him. as you approached your car, you dreaded having to drive him back to your apartment. slash didn’t have a place at the moment, so he was staying with you. this was gonna be a long, long night.

you both got in the car still screaming at eachother. this lasted the whole journey, until slash said something that really pissed you off.

“why are you acting like this anyway?” you had questioned him, “you don’t own me!”

“yeah, but i want to.”

you froze. the road was empty, so you actually stopped driving. “what?”

slash tried to defend himself, but all his blabbering did nothing to help him. you pulled over to a curb and stared him dead in the eye.

“get out.”

“what- no. no! i don’t have a place to go, what the fuck am i gonna-”

“you think i care? get the fuck out. i never wanna see your face again, slash.”

he protested again but you weren’t having it. finally he got out, and you sped off. you’d never talk to that man again. he’d always been possessive, but that was the last straw. own you? was he sane?

months went by, and slash faded into a memory. although for him, he was struggling. hard. he had never told you for fear of you leaving him, but he was actually a vampire. he’d been around for centuries, and you were the best girl he’d ever found. the best fuck, too. vocalising how he truly felt about you was too hard, so his love manifested in possessiveness.

he’d tried other girls. he’d tried to let himself enjoy fucking them, but his mind always wandered back to you. he’d even bitten a few. but no one was as good as you. so one night when he couldn’t take it anymore, he went to your apartment.

you came to the door when you heard an aggressive knock on the door, wondering who it could possibly be at this time of night. you opened the door.

“hey.” slash smiled. evidently it had been raining, as he was completely soaked. you were shocked. what was he doing here?

“slash? what the fuck?”

he chuckled. “missed you, baby. so much.”

you didn't say anything.

“i mean it. been thinking ‘bout you everyday, darling. lemme in, please. c’mon.”

you stared at him, still full of shock and not knowing what to say. he continued.

“let’s let the past be the past. i love you, babe. c’mon… let me in. please.”

you caved and stepped aside, allowing him to come inside. he grinned at you, and you almost swore you saw sharp fangs. you passed it off as tiredness and walked in behind him.

slash walked into your living room and sat down. you thought about the positives and negatives of this. you turned into the kitchen and got out a bottle of red and two glasses. if you were gonna talk to slash again, it might as well be over a drink.

you brought the two glasses into the living room, bringing the rest of the wine in after. you sat down on the plush sofa beside him and took a sip. slash looked at you. you sighed.

“thanks.” was all he said.

“well? you gonna say anything more?”

“thought i said all i needed to at the door.”

that made you laugh a bit. you sipped at the wine again. you glanced over at him, trying to read his expression. the dim lights cast a shadow on his face, and you silently cursed them. what was he thinking? you wanted to know.

“if you’re gonna show up unannounced at my door, least you can do is entertain me.”

“how about this?”

slash leaned over and kissed you hard. you squeaked in surprise, nearly drooping your wine. but like it was natural, you kissed him back with just as much fervour. it felt good. you hated that it did, but you couldn’t deny it.

you broke the kiss for air and set your glass down. climbing on top of the man, you kissed him again. even harder. his tongue swirled around yours, and everything felt like it did when you two were together.

things progressed quickly, and before you knew it, you were on your knees. slash sat on the sofa, guiding your head down his dick. you couldn’t fit all of him in your mouth, and wet sounds filled the room as you tried. he groaned loudly. you looked at him and you saw him lean his head back. this spurred you on, and you increased the intensity. within a minute or two more, slash came down your throat. you swallowed the most you could, but some still coated your lips.

you let his dick out your mouth with a ‘pop!’ sound. you stared up at him. he lent down to kiss you, rough hands grabbing your cheeks. you let him take control and lift you up back onto the sofa. slash made quick work of your clothes, leaving you in just your underwear.

in your mind, you tossed about the idea of being fuck buddies again. the sex was good. very good. but you didn’t want to deal with slash being so possessive over you all the time, acting like you were dating. he was nice, but you didn’t want anything serious with him.

with the lighting adding to the mood, he kissed your jaw, before making his way down your neck. then you felt something sharp. teeth. sinking into your neck.

“slash, what the f-” you screamed as he let go. you lent back and made eye contact with you. your stomach dropped. what had he done?

he didn’t say anything. he kept looking at you like he was waiting for something. you continued to babble, trying the find out why in god’s name he had done that. but your body started to feel weaker and weaker. you tried to steady yourself, but it was to no avail. you fell down into his lap in a deep sleep.

“sorry love,” he whispered to you, your blood dripping from his fangs onto your face, “guess you’ll have to stay with me forever now.”

[hyuneskkami]

✮⋆˙ 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 = 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐔𝐒

⤷ leo valdez x daughter of athena!reader

masterlist

♡ fandom | percy jackson and the heroes of olympus

♡ includes | best friends with hints of romantic feelings (if I ever find the energy to make a part two, it’d actually be cool 😔), barely any angst to comfort, collective adhd levels being off the charts, yapping.

♡ in which | y/n and leo sharing a common love for designing and building things <3, reader and leo, both have nightmares (not described too vividly), reader uses swear words <3.

♡ a/n | jdkfcjqdkb I wrote this and forgot to post it ;-; anyway, this is one of my new fav leo fics i've ever written bc I get to geek out 🫶 + the technical part of this is inspired by my love for fast and furious + my new interest in f1, so enjoy!!

♡ wc | 1.0k

✮⋆˙ y/n’s pov

“are you ready, child of athena?” a god’s voice boomed around us. I took a few steps to the front to be side-by-side with my brother, malcolm pace.

“you’re not leaving me, now of all times—”

“i’m sorry, mou ilios, I have to. you know I do.”

“mal, please, I— who’s going to lead the cabin if you’re gone? how can you be so selfish—”

“you, n/n. I know you can do it,” malcolm said, and stepped in front of me. he raised his hands and gently pushed me further behind him, enveloping me in his shadow.

“it’s one child of athena you want,” malcolm paused. “take me.”

“PLEASE NO—”

fuck.

I sat up on my bed. I picked up a watch from the bedside table—a watch that once was malcolm’s, but mine, now—which read 2:47.

I threw my blanket to the side, which did little to cover me up anyway, and got up to check on the little kids. they were all sound asleep.

for the next 10 minutes—or what felt like an hour—I walked around the cabin, cleaning it up and trying to fall asleep.

but when has sleep ever come to you when you needed it the most?

I feared reliving malcolm’s last moments before he left me, everytime I closed my eyes. stranded me here, disappearing without any advice on how to lead, or how to live.

I leant against the cabin door and felt the cool air from the bottom of the door blowing onto my feet. finally realising that I couldn’t go back to sleep, I decided to go out for a walk.

“and where are you off to?” annie’s voice whispered from her bed. she was still half asleep and groggy.

“heading out for a walk. can’t sleep,” I said.

“take the cap, and don’t get caught. i’m not helping you out with the dishes if you get caught by those harpies,” she grumbled. I smiled and took her cap from the coat rack beside the door, and stepped out into the cold night in nothing but sweats and a tank top.

great choice, y/n. good job on not realising what you were even wearing. now, you can die of the cold, if the harpies don’t get you first. yay!

I put on annie’s cap, watching my shadow disappear with me. I walked around aimlessly, thinking of malcolm helping me pick my first dagger, which was currently concealed with the help of the waistband of my sweatpants.

my feet subconsciously drag me to bunker nine, where I heard noises from. I go closer only to find light glowing from the open door.

I was facing my best friend’s back, hunched over a project, probably. if he turned around, I bet he’d look sleep-deprived and in need of coffee.

before I could take off the cap, he said, “hey, n/n!” and turned around with a grin.

“shut the fuck up, man, how did you just do that—” I complained, taking the cap off.

“I felt the sleep deprivation and negativity enter the room and guess who it was?” he wiggled his eyebrows and left his project unattended behind him.

“whatever,” I rolled my eyes at him and flopped down onto his couch. we looked at each other for an entirety of a few seconds before I opened my arms and he tumbled onto me.

“nightmares?” I asked.

“mhm.”

“same.”

“cuddle?”

“fuck yes, please.”

timeskip

it was around 4 in the morning when we wrapped up our movie night—movie morning?—with leo’s face buried in my neck, cuddling.

“wanna stay like this forever,” he said, his voice muffled. I smiled.

“or we could finish building what you were working on before I came,” I suggested. he looked up suddenly, with all his energy regained.

“hell yes!” he whisper-yelled, pumping his fist in the air and getting up. pulling me up from the couch, he continued. “I was working on building my own 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine. there’s these things called street races in tokyo, and this engine is basically my ticket to winning the next series there! wanna come with me and check out the coolest cars ever, next year?”

“oh, dude, you’re on! i’ve heard it’s basically motorsports heaven—”

“it is!”

“and we’re building our own fucking engine!?”

“we are—”

“oh, this is SO cool!”

“i’ve gotta start reworking on the specs, because I keep getting them wrong. can you take a look at them once?” he asked.

I nodded and moved towards his work table where used plotter papers lied. after taking in his planning and figuring out where he went wrong, I pulled out a new paper, and sharpened the blunt pencil.

I wanted to put my hair up but realised I forgot my hair tie at cabin six. I turned around to ask leo if i’d left any here when he removed a black hair tie from his wrist and dangled it in front of my face.

my cheeks flushed at the thought of him wearing it everyday. it felt so intimate, but it wasn’t that deep, really.

right?

I thanked him quietly and he pulled two chairs in front of the table, on which we sat down and started working on drafting the new specs together.

after about an hour, neither of us could keep our eyes open and moved to the couch, falling asleep together with whispered promises of finishing the blueprints the next day.

“cute fit, by the way,” he whispered. I looked down and realised it was his birthday gift to me from last year, and smiled.

[joloml]

couple halloween costumes with &team members

pairing halloween!&team x reader

warnings i swear a bit guys sorry😔pls forgive me

notes i actually thought long and hard abt this and i feel like it’s kinda accurate so enjoy

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k: shrek + lord farquard

just hear me out okay😭😭

— i just feel like k would be oddly obsessed with shrek, so after binging it with you he would remember that halloween is coming up. he’d get all excited and tell you that you guys should dress up as the characters, and of course you said yes because bffr it’s funny

fuma: ghostbusters

ignore the fact it’s sam and colby LMFAOOO

— i feel like he would love this costume. you guys would watch ghostbusters together to set the halloween mood, and like k he would strike up the idea of dressing as the characters. he’d have sm fun capturing fake ghosts all night

nicholas: pirates

— he probably wouldn’t wanna dress as anything stupid (but if you had a funny idea he’d do it), so you guys would probably pick just a simple costume. i feel like he’d def wanna dress more scandalous like those freaky ass college couples, but since he’s an idol he’d probably get bashed for it so you would go with a safe option

ej: deer + hunter

— he would think that this is such an iconic costume because it goes along with their song, deer hunter. i feel like he would dress more camouflagie/he would go all out compared to the picture i chose though. and of course, he’d find you adorable dressed as a deer!

yuma: mermaid man + barnacle boy

— he would think this is SO FUNNY. everyone would love it and you guys would definitely make funny videos all night of pretending to drive in an invisible car. you’d make one of the members take a photo of you guys jumping in the air pretending to sit in the car😭

jo: curious george

i lowkey struggled picking for jo, idk what he would dress as tbh

— you guys would go with a cute and simple costume, but the main reason you chose this specifically was to see jo in all bright yellow with a goofy hat. he was def embarrassed at first, but as the night goes on he would end up loving it. he would also tease you all night about your costume; he would refer to you as his ‘lil monkey’

harua: bugs + lola bunny

— come on now, rua is literally a bunny so this was perfect. all of the members would love this costume, they’d tell you it was the most realistic. rua would love it because it’s cute and simple, and he loves how well it fits your guy’s personalities (so cute😓)

taki: the onceler + the lorax

— is this not the most iconic costume ever? you guys would come up with the idea months in advance, and you’d order things early in order to get the costume to look perfect. taki definitely goes all out every halloween, and he would never have a bad costume

maki: blow up among us

… yeah.

— you guys would take forever trying to settle on a costume until one day you go to his house and he’s like ‘i got us a costume let me go get it!’ and you’d be like alright and he’d take like five minutes inflating it. then, he’d walk out in the stupid ass costume and you’d be like ‘are you fucking with me rn’. you guys would get hard side eyes all night but honestly, who cares!

[hope-drunk]

what if.. abby and reader have been friends since forever? they always had this tradition of masturbating in each other's company without shame but as they got older they stopped doing it

but one night, reader makes abby reminisce about old times.. (neither of them ever forgets) and they decide to do it again but this time reader is losing her mind as abby touches herself and at some point she (reader) just takes abby's hand sliding the wet fingers in her mouth? ends up with abby raw fingering her 😔❤️‍🩹

i changed this a little sawry love u thank u

when you invited abby over, you didn’t think it would resort to this. you hadn’t done this with her in years; fucking years. you were both recently single, and you had decided to ask abby to come over for a sleepover, like old times. you picked out a movie and bought an array of snacks, but after about thirty minutes, they were long forgotten.

you don't see it, but you hear it. abby starts grunting. something you've only heard in the past. you rub your legs together. abby has always started it. you think back to when she asked you about it for the first time. how she told you that it would be like a game. she set up the rules, no touching each other, no looking at each other, and no talking.

it's not long before you can't help yourself, you push your pajama shorts and panties off before gathering the slick on your pussy and rubbing tight circles on your clit. you swear abby growls when she hears your moans start to fly out. you've forgotten how wet this makes you; how bad this situation gets you off. it's something about knowing you can look, but not looking. knowing you could say something, but not saying it.

it's harder now though. you want to touch her so fucking bad. you're sick of the game, no matter how much it gets you off. it was easy before when you were both shy about it and didn't have that much experience. but it wasn't like that now. you were older, you wanted to fuck her; not fuck yourself.

"don't wanna play anymore." you pant.

"not— not supposed to talk." abby says.

you stop moving your hand and sit up on your knees, watching abby fall apart on her fingers. you grab her wrist to stop her, pulling her fingers up into your mouth.

"fuck," she says, watching in amazement.

you swirl your tongue around her fingers, finally tasting the girl you've lusted after for so long. when you remove them you let them fall on her lap. you wonder what she'll do. you feel like you've crossed some type of line, but abby puts those feelings to rest. she sits up and grabs the back of your head, pushing you towards her mouth. it's all tongue and teeth clashing. it's gross, and drool is spreading over your chin from how messy she's being.

abby cups your cunt and pulls away. "know how bad i've wanted to fucking touch you all these years, huh?" you shake your head. "was sick of this game ages ago, sweetheart."

"please, abby. wanna feel you." your hips twitch in her hold.

abby easily flips you so that your back is on the mattress. she shoves two thick fingers into your weeping hole. tears prick at your eyes from the sensation. from the pent up want; from the feeling of being so fucking full.

"there y'go, baby. shh, it's alright."

"not gonna last long," you whimper.

"that's okay, let go when you wanna. i'm right here."

she moves her fingers in and out of you with a brutalizing pace. your back arches off the bed, like your body is trying to run from it. abby pushes you down, forcing you to stay put and fully feel her antics.

"come on, baby. i know you wanna. go ahead."

her words push you over the edge. she doesn't stop moving her fingers as your vision goes blurry. you swear it's the best orgasm you've ever had. finally falling apart beneath abby, something you've dreamed about for what feels like forever, it's like magic.

she pulls out her fingers when she feels like you're ready.

"so good," you slur, drunk off the climax.

"don't worry, honey. i'm just getting started."

[poraphia]

Hey ml, we haven't talked in a while. Maybe some insecure! Reader x tired! Wilbur headcanons?? You can see I have a thing for deep voice, sleepy Wilbur.

Not necessarily angst, but him just wanting to go to bed, and waking up and feeling horrible for neglecting your feelings so he makes it up to you by kissing away your insecurities? You choose the insecurity.

Sorry if this was confusing 😔

"Sleepy Wilbur, Stressed Me."

➵ PAIRING! tired!wilbur x insecure!reader

➵ CREATING! 9.30.23 | 459 words

➵ CONTAINING! insecurities, body issues, immense fluff with kissing and cuddling.

➵ SAYING! eeee ax i havent seen you in my inbox since forever!! istg i loveeee sleepy wilbur its just UGHHH THIS MANNN

My masterlist :)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

Coming home

Wilbur is certainly a busy man, we all know this.

But, today really wasn’t one of your best days either.

As soon as he arrives home, he threw off his Docs and his bag before passing out straight onto the bed

Instead of bothering him, you just decided to snuggle up next to him with tears all over your face and just the looming pain of feeling so horrible about yourself.

When Wil wakes up, he immediately noticed how distressed you look

Your hair is tangled, you’re whimpering in your sleep, and your eyes are puffy with tears

Immediately he’s hugging you close to his chest, stroking your hair and warming up your frail body

He doesn’t even think to wake you up and patiently waits for you to flutter your eyes open

Talking it out

When you wake up, your voice barely comes out because of how worn out you were from crying all night

He gently asks you with his croaky, deep morning voice what happened

In a burst of tears you’re venting every little thing about yourself that you feel isn’t good enough

Either too many pimples on your forehead, too much fat on your stomach, or feeling horrible for falling behind work

“But you’re so talented and hard working, my love. It’s okay to feel stressed out about it, but you’re doing your best and that’s what makes me proud of you..”

He whispered quietly and softly in your ear

After countless bits of reassurance, he would kiss every piece of your body you felt horrible about

Your forehead, your stomach— hell, you weren’t even insecure about your neck but he’s kissing it because he know it makes you giggle

“I love this part about you the most… No, this one… Mm.. I’m sorry, love, I can’t decide. I just love everything about you..”

He ended it off by pressing his nose against yours, pulling you close and closing his eyes, smiling

Spoiling You

After enough smiles and that sweet, sweet morning voice, Will gets out of bed to make you some breakfast

He didn’t let you put up an argument. That man was making you breakfast even if you did feel “fat”

Once he came back he gently kicked open the door singing your favorite song with your tray of food

Then as you were eating, he flicked on the TV so you guys can finally catch up on that show you’ve been meaning to finish

Though he had to go back to the studio in a couple of hours, he made sure to make those hours count

even if meant cuddling and laying in bed all day

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

a / n ~ this was super cute to write about esp since it was just headcanons so it just felt like a cute lil drabble hehe. notes are super duper appreciated! if you wanna be in my taglist or become a labeled anon, drop a message in my inbox!! i also have a siren fanfic in the works you should definitely check out hereee

[into-the-hellaverse]

Mammon's Bad Day

The next installment of The Bad Day series! This one focuses on Mammon and Adam's relationship and why he started dragging Adam to the meetings.

TW for abuse. Read with caution.

Sorry for a late post! Work has been taking a lot out of me cuz I have to get up super early 😔😔 also pls commission me I need moneys @asmerlotus for my comm details

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Mammon really hated being here. His ring was ridden with loan sharks, muggers, crime lords, and gullible fucks he could wring every dollar out of. You know, the cool people. Lucifer's ring just had these stupid sinners. At least there was supposed to be a cool music gig at this shady back alley bar.

He sat down in a rickety chair at a half broken table, watching some rando coked out of their mind just lazily banging a tambourine. "The guy better come up soon or I'm gonna burn this shithole to the ground."

The owner of the bar pulled the Sinner off stage and took their tambourine. "Thanks. Thank you for...whatever the fuck that was. Please welcome to the stage... I don't fucking care. I'm gonna take a nap in the back. Don't ruin my bar." The owner walked away and a man walked on stage while a few people cheered. For the now-free beer or the guy, Mammon didn't know.

The guy on stage wasn't that bad. He kept a good beat and had an amazing singing voice. And he was hot. That was always a good plus.

"So if Hell is forever, then maybe I'll just die

It can't be as bad as anything else in my life

Just torture, hate, and pain

Throughout every single day

Suffer more and more 'til I finally catch a break."

His song ended and a few people clapped, but most were trying to drain the liquor from the bar. Mammon kept his eyes on him, watching him down the rest of his drink at his table before making a beeline for the door.

"Oi, pudgy!" Mammon called out. Everyone turned to look at him, some attracted by the noise, some recognizing his voice and looking fearful, but the man with the guitar... He just looked annoyed.

"The fuck you want?" He called out from across the little bar. "I got another gig to get to."

Mammon got out of his seat and strode over to him. "Screw the gig, mate. I need tuh have a chat with you." He slung his arm around him and led him out of the bar. "I'm feeling kinda hungry. Whaddya say we talk over some barbecue, yeah?"

"If you pay for it, I'll eat anything."

"HA! I think I'm liking you already!"

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The man's name was Adam, he quickly learned. And he wasn't just any Adam. He was The Adam™. Ya know, first man created by God, Adam. Heaven's trophy, the golden child, right in his grasp...

He was extraordinary. He had the right vibes, amazing energy, passionate about his music and he was probably the only person other than Bee who could beat him in an eating contest. Adam was a lot smaller than him but he could give him a run for his money. It had only been about a month since they met and the guy already agreed to date him. "You're already a lot better than my last partner," Adam said when he had agreed.

"So, why are you running around from bar to bar every night?" Mammon asked as he stuffed his face full.

"It's a long story," Adam said. "I doubt you wanna hear it."

"I got all the time in the world, Addy..." Mammon said with a smile.

Adam smiled at him and continued to eat. "Ok, well, I was at the Hazbin Hotel that Morningstar has, and-"

"Charlie still tryna run that thing?" Mammon cut in.

"Wait, you know them?" Adam asked, looking oddly confused.

"Well, yeah. I fell with that little white twink," Mammon said nonchalantly. "All of us Sins were pretty close for a while, but Luce just started drifting away and none of us have seen him in years."

"Well don't bother," Adam growled. "He turned into a little fucking prick. His daughter too." Adam started stabbing his food and chewing angrily as he spoke. "I gave my heart and soul to that fucker! Back in Eden and back in the hotel! And he crushed it twice! He didn't even have the decency to listen to my side of the story! And then he just wants to apologize and thinks everything is ok?!"

"Addy, sweetie," Mammon started. "I love you, but please don't spit food on me while you're talking."

"Sorry." He swallowed and wiped his mouth. "But still! You'd think after thousands of years he'd learn some basic decency!"

"I know. That fucker wouldn't know decency if it came up behind him and fucked him in the ass."

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Adam started to laugh and choke on his food. "Jesus fucking Christ..." he mumbled after he was finally able to breath.

Mammon stopped laughing and smiled at him. "So what now? You ain't gonna stay with him forever, are ya?"

"Nah. That's why I've been doing those gigs. To save up cash and move out."

Mammon smiled, trying to look genuine. He had this guy right where he wanted him. He reached out and gently took his hand. "Ya know... It gets a little lonely in my mansion..."

Adam smiled softly. "Mamm, you know I'd love to. But I can't leave the Pride Ring. No Sinner can."

"I'll get that taken care of, love. Would ya wanna keep me company?"

"....Yeah...."

A month or so passed and Adam was adjusting really well. He seemed so much happier out of the hotel. His music was taking off and everyone was forking over so much cash to pre-order concert tickets. Mammon was estatic... For the most part.

"C'mon, it's just one meeting!"

"And you'll only be away from me for an hour! You can handle it, ya big baby." Sometimes Adam really got on his nerves.

"But every second it torture," Mammon whined.

"Then you're gonna get tortured for an hour."

"Why do you not want to go?"

Adam sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Jesus fucking Christ. Because Lucifer is gonna be there."

Mammon just shrugged. "And?"

"And I want to keep things cordial between us. The best revenge is having a better life without him. So I'm going to stay away as long as I can." Adam turned away and went back to him music.

Mammon pouted and looked away. He desperately wanted to flaunt his new treasure in front of Lucifer, but if he wouldn't come then what's the point of even going? "It's been a month, Addy," he finally said after a minute. "Lucifer probably calmed down by now."

Adam looked up, not really believing him. "You seriously expect me to buy that?"

"Adam, you may have known him first, but I've known him longer. He probably doesn't even remember you!" Mammon lied.

Adam groaned and rolled his eyes. "Fine! I'll go. But you better think of a good lie as to why I'm there!" He yelled as he went upstairs.

"Two steps ahead of ya, Royal Advisor."

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"I don't think I'm gonna go anymore..."

"What? Why?"

It had been a few months of the meetings and every week, Lucifer looked worse. He looked tired, upset, and starved. It was so hard for Mammon to keep a straight face. He loved seeing that fucker in pain. It was kinda odd, though, that he recently started doing better. A whole lot better. Like, way too happy, "he couldn't have gotten over it that fast" kind of better.

"I just...can't stand to see Lucifer like that. And the fact that you keep telling me to be rude to him? I just... I don't want to do this anymore..."

"Fine. If you're gonna be a child about this, then you don't have to go." Mammon rolled his eyes and started to go upstairs.

"No, I'm talking about us... You're like a completely different person now. I... I want to break up."

Mammon turned, looking shocked before he started laughing. "Oh, Addy, sweetie, it's hilarious you think you have say in this."

Adam just looked up with that stupid look on his face. "Wh-What?"

Mammon gave him a sinister smile and got close. Way too close. "You're mine now, love."

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Adam said as he tried to back up.

Mammon gripped his shirt and pulled him back, tearing off his necklace. "This crystal is you only way out of here, Addy. Without it, you stuck with me until you stop making me money. And you never gonna fucking stop, are ya?"

"Give that back," Adam said firmly, starting to tremble with fear.

"Never."

"I said give it BACK!" Adam jumped up and smacked his face, trying and failing to grab the necklace. He fell back to the floor, looking up at Mammon.

"...Mamm, I'm-"

"You just made a big fucking mistake..." Mammon dropped the necklace, crushing the crystal under his foot as he slowly walked towards him.

"Mammon, really, I'm sorry please-"

Adam didn't get a chance to finish. Mammon pulled him up and started hitting him, punching and kicking whatever he came into contact with. It was pretty easy with four arms, and went you had a lot of expensive breakable shit that could cause a lot of pain (mainly plates. Those shards gwt stuck everywhere.) He heard Adam screaming, begging to stop, begging for forgiveness, but Mammon didn't listen.

He hit him for hours. When Adam tried to fight back, he hit him harder. When Adam gave up, he hit him harder. It wasn't until he was covered in cuts and bruises with two black eyes, a broken nose, and a busted lip that finally stopped.

Mammon got close, pulling him up by the shirt and growling. "Never speak to me like that again, you understand?"

Adam just nodded weakly.

"Good... Clean yourself up. And the god damn mess you made." Mammon left him on the floor and went upstairs.