#i wanna eat this au

[haystarlight]

OH MY GOD

anyway I'm back on my TOH AU bullshit:

- Twilight Sparkle—lifelong apprentice for the Empress Coven, personal protege of Empress Celestia

- in this "Twilight comes to Ponyville" scenario, Twilight is sent by Celestia to Bonesborough to track down rogue wild witch Pinkie Pie, and attempt to convince her to join the Empress Coven. Along the way, Twilight runs into the rest of the Mane 6 and learns for the first time how oppressive the coven system has been for everyone.

- and then maybe some TwiPie happens I dunno

- Twilight's colors are based on her gala dress, and Pinkie's are based on her Equestria Girls design

[starry-bi-sky]

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[areallyyellowmango]

PinkGuards! Thangyu

[bbviiwg]

Love this au 😭🩷🩷🩷

Human Twilight Sparkle and Sci-Twi (renamed to Nightfall Dazzle cause we can't have two twilights) in a college au type of setting

Twilight Sparkle -> is the older twin, but still ended up being the shorter one -> is majoring in particle physics whilst also studying sociology and pedagogy -> is the more outgoing of the two; learned the importance of friendship and has been trying to get her sister to be more open as well -> is very popular on campus, as she is very friendly and likes to tutor other people -> bisexual ; had a boyfriend for a while (Flash Sentry), but decided to end things as they just weren't compatible -> likes coffee, but fell in love with Pinkie's tea assortments -> met Pinkie in their first year visiting the bakery she was working at ; they like to study chemistry together -> met Applejack shortly after Pinkie Pie, when she was making a delivery to the bakery, she helped out a bit -> met Rarity in some of their shared classes during their first year -> met Starlight Glimmer and Trixie during her first year; she was tutoring Trixie for a while and was pretty sad when she had dropped out in the end ; she still meets up with Starlight regularly for study dates as they are on the same major -> met Rainbow Dash through Rarity, who had asked Twilight to help tutoring RD -> met Fluttershy through Nightfall and Applejack ; they often have tea parties -> for a few months she was visiting the bakery more often [it definitely wasn't because of a certain somebody working there] -> met Sunset Shimmers through her mentor, Professor Celestia ; they are research buddies -> it was her idea for them to get matching septum piercings Sci-Twi -> Nightfall Dazzle -> is the youngest of the two -> is majoring in astrophysics and is a teacher assistant for Professor Luna -> unlike her sister, she's more shut-in and antisocial ; she's willing to try to make friends now and again for Twi tho (especially since she's getting mistaken for her sister a lot) -> has a short temper -> is a coffee connoisseur -> bisexual as well, but was never really interested in dating ; had a boyfriend for a few months, but ended up forgetting about him, as she was so focused on her studies -> met Pinkie in their first year visiting the bakery she was working at ; they like to study chemistry together -> she met Applejack when she was out shopping one day ; AJ mistook her for Twilight, realizing her mistake she invited Nightfall for a coffee -> met Rarity in a shared class during their first year -> on her first meeting with Starlight she was mistaken for her sister again ; they are in good terms, the three of them sometimes meet up (Twilight, Nightfall and Starlight) -> ran into Rainbow Dash in Pinkie's bakery ; RD mistook her for Twilight, Nightfall ended up having an impromptu study session with RD -> met Fluttershy in Pinkie's bakery whilst having a coffee with Applejack -> the one friend she managed to make on her own, without her sister asking her to, is Tempest Shadow and Moondancer ; she bumped into Tempest at a bookstore, they bonded over books ; Moondancer and her are studying the same major -> they are close to their family and often visit their brother and sister in law -> they are out to their family, but they don't care much for that -> their younger brother, Spike, often comes to visit them during his days off from school -> they don't like to sit next to each other during classes, cause they always end up distracting one other with their usual debates -> they are renting an apartment above the town's library ; they often work / help out at the library over their free summers

[skelemoonz]

Steeljaw design for no particular reason ‼️‼️ he turns into a wolf now

He’s so tired, someone help him run this mad house everyone in this photo is older than him which is even funnier

[sevsprincess]

Roommates..

Roommate!Sevika x Reader

** contains smut, masturbation, pet names (baby) , voyerusim, intersex!sevika

<Also this my first time posting my writing or wtv in a literal 4 years so take it easy on me, I have also not proof read but enjoy!😭>

Having a roommate wasn’t all bad..most times it was quiet and pretty chill. Sevika wasn’t an overly bad person to live with. The only thing you didn’t like was how almost every Saturday she would bring a girl home and be freakishly loud. It was like clockwork to the point you don’t even bother waving to them anymore.

Were you jealous it wasn’t you screaming sev’s name? Maybe…. But then again who could blame you? You always tried not to stare when she came back from the gym or went to go walk the girls to the door in a tank top or sports bra all sweaty looking with a drunken smile or smirk on her face.

She just looked so god damn good to the point you didn’t notice she would catch you staring at her.

So surprisingly this Saturday night wasn’t much different.

You had just got back from hanging out with your friends and was ready to wine down in bed yourself thinking Sevika wasn’t home yet maybe. Sevika herself didn’t think you were going to be home so quick either so she didn’t bother closing the door while fucking herself so quietly. She was so into it she didn’t hear you as you closed the front door and put your things down, sev also didn’t hear your breath hitch as your feet stopped walking to your room and you stared as she languidly stroked her hard cock. Or so you thought.

The literal second you closed the door to your room you stripped of your clothes and got out the 9in dildo you bought awhile back thinking of Sevika. Your pointer and middle finger slowly circling and occasional pinching your nipple while your other hand used the dildo to tease your twitching clit.

“Oh fuck” you whispered to yourself. “Gods sev you get me so wet n horny”

You slowly start pushing the dildo in your pussy slowly wishing in your head it was her cock slipping into you right now. Your fingers abandoned your hard nipples and went to down to rub your clit. You whined as your pussy fluttered around only half of the dildo. You needed this release so bad and you were just halfway there after seeing how delicious she looked stroking her cook like that with her beautiful body laid out like that.

Your back slowly arched as the dildo finally slid all the way in, your pussy pulsing around it giving yourself just a second before you continued to pull out and thrust into yourself slowly moaning. Your head tipped back up, opening your eyes to see how the dildo looked going in and out of you. You weren’t the only one looking though.

You jumped back at the sight of Sevika standing in the door war just casually watching you, your legs immediately closing as if she hadn’t seen everything already.

“Aw what’s wrong? Why’d you stop hm? I was enjoying the show” Sevika chuckled slowly walking up to you on the bed.

You stayed quiet from shock, your eyes wide as a ghosts. She was still in her normal tank top and boxers, only this time is was very apparent she was rock hard underneath. She stopped at the edge of the bed her print twitching as she grabbed you by the hips and yanked you closer to the edge of the bed to her.

“You were just oh so vocal a minute ago saying how wet I make you what happened?” She tilted her head with a cocky grin. You stumbled over your words squeaking out an apology to which she chuckled at again. “Do ya wanna know how good the real thing will feel hm? I can only imagine if that’s how wet a toy and your thoughts got ya.” You could only hastily bid your head and sputter out a meek little “please.”

Sevikas grinned could not get any deeper at this point. One of sevs hands stayed on your hip while the other drew out her hard cock, softly sighing at the feeling of it being free. You had long tossed the dildo aside when she first made her presence known but the feeling of your pussy fluttering at the mere sight of it just made you leak more of your juices down onto the sheets.

Sevika leaned down to kiss you her tongue snaking its way into your mouth gaining dominance as her fingers explored your wet area. You could feel her hard cock twitch on your thigh. “Sevika pleaseee fuck me” you begged her, your hips bucking up to get some well needed friction.

Without warning she thrusted inside of you making you arch up and let out a choked moan. “Oh my god” you whispered near her ear your head dropping near her neck.

Sevika thrusted inside of you rough and fast. “You’re so tight and wet baby, and all for me? Gods you’re such an angel” she whispered to you. Your moans increasingly got loud as she pounded into you. You bit into her shoulder, scared of the neighbor’s would hear.

“Oh no baby I wanna hear how good I’m making you feel let it out.” She tugged your hair back making you let out a strangled cry of her name mixed with surprise and arousal. She was filling you up with her large cock it felt so good, but when she hit your spot you clenched around her feeling her twitch inside of you at that.

“Oh fuck you feel so good squeezing me like that.” She picked you up having you sit down on her lap chest to chest, and you thought you were full of her before? Her rip repeatedly hit your cervix as she lifted you by the waist and met her hips as she slammed you down. You were in absolute shock as your mouth hung open and your eyes rolled back. Her hands rubbing on your clit brought you right back to the present, your hands gripping onto her shoulders for support.

“Oh fuck sev I’m so close, so fucking close please don’t stop please please oh my god” you blabbered out.

“Hang on baby I’m almost there fuck you feel so good.” Her thrusts were getting so sloppy it was evident. She thrusted slammed your hips down on more time and that was the breaking point between both of you. Your back arched up against her pulling sev closer as you let out choked gasp before the both of you collapsed backwards onto the bed.

Both of you sat there, chests quickly rising and falling to catch your breath in silence. “No more..no more of those girls when I’m a literal footstep away sev” you mumbled out.

“Noted.”

[parasolladyansy]

Hi! First of all, I wanted to say thank you for sharing your art!! I love all your works (including DXP rewrite and Hero of Bombs!) and your art style is very lovely!

I have a question about Hero of Bombs: what are their favorite food?? Seeing the Yiga clan member dying inside for not eating banana (that was funny af btw lol) made me wonder which are the 3 protagonists favorite food in Hyrule.

Thanks and have a nice day!!

HoB Isekai-ed Artist - Favorites

I’m so glad you asked this - it’s been in my mind for a little while! ^p^ TotK has a LOT of great foods, so it was hard to pick (especially for Ingo). The way I figured it was “what meal / dessert would they ask for their birthday?”

Ingo (& Emmet) strikes me as someone who doesn’t eats very much, but what food he does eat, he cares about (not picky, more of a quality > quantity). Thin-crust Hylian Tomato Pizza is definitely up there - I just felt like something like Seafood Meunière is more special to him. Also NY cheesecake.

Link will eat just about everything, but I kept gravitating towards the more rustic meals for him. So many of his incarnations liked pumpkin, so a Meat-Stuffed Pumpkin sounded good, followed by a sweet Hot Buttered Apple.

Curry Rice is one of my favorite foods ever - like I will lick the plate when I make it at home lol. Meanwhile, anything with whipped cream & fruit is a winner. 🍰✨

[v10l3tz-thmblr]

Im trying my best to not animate the Ithaca saga so early but its REALLY tempting..

Anyways, have two silly videos of the family and Mauve <333

[blabberoo]

Im going insane over people making their own animated openings for their own gravity falls au itS SO COOL IM GONNA START FOAMING ON MY MOUTH

[a-sorcerer-at-heart]

Begging for someone to write a modern Actor AU fic where Gale was some big hotshot movie actor and Mystra was his wife/agent and their divorce was so messy and turned into a public spectacle and now no studio will touch Gale with a ten foot pole so he has to go back to doing community theatre and slowly rediscovers his love of the stage and the reason he got into acting to begin with (and maybe has a could-be-problematic showmance with Tav 👀)

[surelysilly]

it's sour blackberry limeade flavored, just try it

[am-i-interrupting]

Mmmmm, he’s so FINE!!!!!!!

[jadiwrites]

Heian-Era Sukuna x Y/N smut but actually canon.

Like admit it we all know he likely did not bone or get boned as a Cursed Spirit so imagine the first time yall [REDACTED] and he is like blown away by your mouth working him up and down, your heels digging into his back as he thrusts into you missionary and he's seeing fucking stars because you feel so good. God forbid you convince him to use both of his [REDACTED]s on you--one hand working up one shaft while the other pushes his second one further into you. He admires your drive, your confidence, looking down at you with a cocky smirk before its wiped away with a swipe of your tongue against his leaking tip. I don't think it would be a submission thing, but he'd fuck you like you were a drug and he wanted that high over and over again. He'd never get sick of you.

[deceit-and-knowledge]

Artist wanted to be anon

Ooc: OH MY GOODNESS YESSS 😁😁😁😁❤️❤️

condensed cream (fem smilk) is such a baddie holy shit I love this so much 😭pv looks so nervous lmao 🤭

This is delicious thank you anon artist

EVERYONE LOOK GOOD ART

I LIKE GOOD ART

(no seriously please do give more art if you the artist or anyone else makes it I LOVE IT I will go feral I'm feral for this >:)

[24-05txt]

[Excerpt of a journal found in the possession of one Captain John Price, dated 02.03.24]

Zombies.

Nothin' much more to say than that.

As expected, world's gone to shit.

People have died.

Some are still holdin' on.

Shitton of research. Ethics on that went out the door.

Not ashamed to say I think about handing them both over sometimes.

Our domesticated animals.

The academic types would be all over them for certain.

Zombies that don't bite? Trained, walking corpses?

Could bring us leaps and bounds closer to a cure.

On the otherhand... could just turn into a science fair project.

I wouldn't do that to my boys.

Even if I did, I wouldn't live long after. Because Simon isn't dead.

At least, I don't think he is.

No-one has been able to get close enough to confirm... Aside from Soap.

And Soap is definitely dead.

We thought the poor muppet had a stroke, at first; struggling to talk. To move.

Put him on bedrest. Ghost took watch (wouldn't give it up).

Didn't suspect a thing of either of them until I caught Ghost feeding him raw meat.

(Still don't know where it came from.)

They were quarantined for a bit. Ghost hadn't spoken for weeks at that point.

Just stared at us. Sat beside MacTavish.

He tried to break out when Soap started to go hungry.

I could have put them out of their misery.

Should have.

Gaz was on watch when Ghost finally broke out.

(Soap was too weak to walk by then.)

Let him go hunting. He brought back a body.

We didn't bother locking them up again.

No one has noticed yet. Not enough of a system left to report them to anyway. Options are to ignore it or shoot them yourself.

Guess their work makes up for it. Plenty of reason to turn a blind eye.

Soap is as well-behaved as ever. Quick on the uptake for someone who can hardly string a sentence together.

Simon is the worst he's ever been, but competent. Deadly. More ruthless than before.

Still hasn't spoken a word.

Suppose he is dead. Funny that his heart stayed beating once it finally took.

[slasherflicks999]

little doodle of my zalgo design just bc i think he’s real fun to draw and he’s cool looking :3

i never really see anyone do all that much with him anymore compared to the older crp fandom where i remember him having much more of a role tho honestly that was probably just bc of a certain webcomic at the time,,

i think he’s neat tho! so even tho idrk where he fits into my au yet i want him to be in there SOMEWHERE just because like why not and im proud of his design

ive been drawing him with this sort of deer motif for years now and i actually have no clue where i got it from? i wanna say maybe from the beast from otgw bc he has the antlers but i really have no clue LOL. it’s stuck tho so now in my mind zalgo is deer :3