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OH MY GOD
anyway I'm back on my TOH AU bullshit:
- Twilight Sparkle—lifelong apprentice for the Empress Coven, personal protege of Empress Celestia
- in this "Twilight comes to Ponyville" scenario, Twilight is sent by Celestia to Bonesborough to track down rogue wild witch Pinkie Pie, and attempt to convince her to join the Empress Coven. Along the way, Twilight runs into the rest of the Mane 6 and learns for the first time how oppressive the coven system has been for everyone.
- and then maybe some TwiPie happens I dunno
- Twilight's colors are based on her gala dress, and Pinkie's are based on her Equestria Girls design
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I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt
“Woah. You look like shit."
Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.
The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.
"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."
And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.
The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.
If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.
"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.
"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.
"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.
The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.
He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."
There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.
"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."
Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"
"Daniel? Is that you?"
His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.
#I AM LOUDLY PUSHING THE BATDAD AGENDA#anyways— add ons are encouraged i wanna talk more dpxdc with folks i just cant find any aus i really like enough to engage with#which is nobody's fault and its why im making my own content in order to reach more people#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dc x dp#dpxdc prompts#i took a ‘which batfam member are you (except its personal)’ quiz a few days ago#and got bruce wayne. and then was promptly read to filth why im most like him and it rudely but accurately explained why im the most like#him. it also consequently explained to me why i like him so much. whenever i see him in his kindest form i see a mirror looking back#anyways lots of ‘danny rejecting bruce as a parent’ aus. may i present: bruce and danny finding family in each other aus. batdad aus pls.#dpxdc prompt#dcxdp#this prompt can take place at any point of Batkid accumulation but personally i was imagining this as before Bruce has any of his kids yet#eldest brother danny supremacy and also just that one on one bonding#danny being someone who was never afraid of the dark as a kid and even less so as he got older. taking solace in it as a ghost because you#cant hide in the dark when you glow. his enemies can't jump out at him. but he can jump out at them. how can he be afraid of the dark when#the dark is where the stars like to live? there's a comfort in the shadows. there might be something hiding in it. but he's hiding in it to#blood blossoms eat ghosts headcanon#wasn't sure where i was gonna go with this at the beginning and then i caught steam.#batman casually kidnaps an orphan upon kid's request. also the kid was Actively Dying Of Poison. What was he gonna do?? NOT help him?#mister 'keeps candy in his utility belt specifically for scared children'??? no way.
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PinkGuards! Thangyu
#squid game#thangyu#thanos#choi subong#nam gyu#player 230#player 124#230 x 124#354#squid game fanart#i love this au sm RAAAHHHHHHH I WANNA EAT IT
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before I go to bed mimic!Stan au has been revolving in my brain at work. Did some drawings of my interpretation of Stan and fords first meeting. I hope I'm not stepping on @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense toes! I just really like monsters. He's not my typical go to shape but that makes it more fun!
My hand is cramping and I gotta wrap but but I plan on continuing I'f theyre okay w it. I'm not good at comics, I have like zero experience outside of just putting coherent pictures next to each other and hoping someone figures out whats happening
Watch me draw them differently every time :)
Second part here
#gravity falls#my art#stanford pines#stanley pines#mimic!Stan au#Ford meets his new essentially guard dog#My idea is that Ford gets himself into a Lotta shit#But the forest creatures don't wanna get eaten by a mimic so they tolerate him#Also cause Ford is distracting and keeping the mimic contained and fed#And Ford is like yahoo adventure buddy :))#Same sentiment from stan#They're bffs:)#Don't kill me for exploring this I wanna eat them
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Love this au 😭🩷🩷🩷
Human Twilight Sparkle and Sci-Twi (renamed to Nightfall Dazzle cause we can't have two twilights) in a college au type of setting
Twilight Sparkle -> is the older twin, but still ended up being the shorter one -> is majoring in particle physics whilst also studying sociology and pedagogy -> is the more outgoing of the two; learned the importance of friendship and has been trying to get her sister to be more open as well -> is very popular on campus, as she is very friendly and likes to tutor other people -> bisexual ; had a boyfriend for a while (Flash Sentry), but decided to end things as they just weren't compatible -> likes coffee, but fell in love with Pinkie's tea assortments -> met Pinkie in their first year visiting the bakery she was working at ; they like to study chemistry together -> met Applejack shortly after Pinkie Pie, when she was making a delivery to the bakery, she helped out a bit -> met Rarity in some of their shared classes during their first year -> met Starlight Glimmer and Trixie during her first year; she was tutoring Trixie for a while and was pretty sad when she had dropped out in the end ; she still meets up with Starlight regularly for study dates as they are on the same major -> met Rainbow Dash through Rarity, who had asked Twilight to help tutoring RD -> met Fluttershy through Nightfall and Applejack ; they often have tea parties -> for a few months she was visiting the bakery more often [it definitely wasn't because of a certain somebody working there] -> met Sunset Shimmers through her mentor, Professor Celestia ; they are research buddies -> it was her idea for them to get matching septum piercings Sci-Twi -> Nightfall Dazzle -> is the youngest of the two -> is majoring in astrophysics and is a teacher assistant for Professor Luna -> unlike her sister, she's more shut-in and antisocial ; she's willing to try to make friends now and again for Twi tho (especially since she's getting mistaken for her sister a lot) -> has a short temper -> is a coffee connoisseur -> bisexual as well, but was never really interested in dating ; had a boyfriend for a few months, but ended up forgetting about him, as she was so focused on her studies -> met Pinkie in their first year visiting the bakery she was working at ; they like to study chemistry together -> she met Applejack when she was out shopping one day ; AJ mistook her for Twilight, realizing her mistake she invited Nightfall for a coffee -> met Rarity in a shared class during their first year -> on her first meeting with Starlight she was mistaken for her sister again ; they are in good terms, the three of them sometimes meet up (Twilight, Nightfall and Starlight) -> ran into Rainbow Dash in Pinkie's bakery ; RD mistook her for Twilight, Nightfall ended up having an impromptu study session with RD -> met Fluttershy in Pinkie's bakery whilst having a coffee with Applejack -> the one friend she managed to make on her own, without her sister asking her to, is Tempest Shadow and Moondancer ; she bumped into Tempest at a bookstore, they bonded over books ; Moondancer and her are studying the same major -> they are close to their family and often visit their brother and sister in law -> they are out to their family, but they don't care much for that -> their younger brother, Spike, often comes to visit them during his days off from school -> they don't like to sit next to each other during classes, cause they always end up distracting one other with their usual debates -> they are renting an apartment above the town's library ; they often work / help out at the library over their free summers
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Steeljaw design for no particular reason ‼️‼️ he turns into a wolf now
He’s so tired, someone help him run this mad house everyone in this photo is older than him which is even funnier
#he has the most diabolical face card#stop mewing at me#underbite is offscreen eating someone idfk#i couldnt fit his massive ass onto the canvas#i wanna talk about them so bad#transformers#maccadam#transformers fanart#tf rid15#robots in disguise 2015#steeljaw#maccadams#rid15#primeverse au#adding that now
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Im going insane over people making their own animated openings for their own gravity falls au itS SO COOL IM GONNA START FOAMING ON MY MOUTH
#ITS SO GOOOD AARGGHHGDVHEGGXRHG#that dreamcaptor and overlord au if i remember correctly#IM GOING INSANE IM GONNA EAT DRY WALLLL#maybe i can reblog if i ever ran on it on tumblr#blab#making me wanna make a gravity falls opening
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Hopefully they are able to accept this healthy(and delicious) bento. The old man has been very worried the kids aren't eating.
it is very much appreciated. they'll find some quiet corner of the @tmntaucompetition to hide in so they can eat.
#crIES#THIS IS SO SWEET I LOVE THIS... ; w ; peepaw leo looks so fuckin soft#i wanna squish his face...#bless... thank... <3#tmnt au competition#propaganda#asks#rottmnt#rottmnt disaster twins#tw disordered eating#cw disordered eating#disordered eating#tw eating disorder#cw eating disorder#eating disorder#implied/ment but we tag anyway for safesies#leo inspected bento box thROUGHLY to make sure it was acceptable to consume
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Heian-Era Sukuna x Y/N smut but actually canon.
Like admit it we all know he likely did not bone or get boned as a Cursed Spirit so imagine the first time yall [REDACTED] and he is like blown away by your mouth working him up and down, your heels digging into his back as he thrusts into you missionary and he's seeing fucking stars because you feel so good. God forbid you convince him to use both of his [REDACTED]s on you--one hand working up one shaft while the other pushes his second one further into you. He admires your drive, your confidence, looking down at you with a cocky smirk before its wiped away with a swipe of your tongue against his leaking tip. I don't think it would be a submission thing, but he'd fuck you like you were a drug and he wanted that high over and over again. He'd never get sick of you.
#thinking about sukuna#black reader#jjk x reader#black women#jujutsu kaisen#ryomen sukuna#heian sukuna#heian au#true form sukuna#sukuna x reader#he is so so yummy ooo#i wanna eat him#GOD im so feral#gimme two minutes with him ill get him pregnant#in my timeline he has two peens#i dont make the rules
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[Excerpt of a journal found in the possession of one Captain John Price, dated 02.03.24]
Zombies.
Nothin' much more to say than that.
As expected, world's gone to shit.
People have died.
Some are still holdin' on.
Shitton of research. Ethics on that went out the door.
Not ashamed to say I think about handing them both over sometimes.
Our domesticated animals.
The academic types would be all over them for certain.
Zombies that don't bite? Trained, walking corpses?
Could bring us leaps and bounds closer to a cure.
On the otherhand... could just turn into a science fair project.
I wouldn't do that to my boys.
Even if I did, I wouldn't live long after. Because Simon isn't dead.
At least, I don't think he is.
No-one has been able to get close enough to confirm... Aside from Soap.
And Soap is definitely dead.
We thought the poor muppet had a stroke, at first; struggling to talk. To move.
Put him on bedrest. Ghost took watch (wouldn't give it up).
Didn't suspect a thing of either of them until I caught Ghost feeding him raw meat.
(Still don't know where it came from.)
They were quarantined for a bit. Ghost hadn't spoken for weeks at that point.
Just stared at us. Sat beside MacTavish.
He tried to break out when Soap started to go hungry.
I could have put them out of their misery.
Should have.
Gaz was on watch when Ghost finally broke out.
(Soap was too weak to walk by then.)
Let him go hunting. He brought back a body.
We didn't bother locking them up again.
No one has noticed yet. Not enough of a system left to report them to anyway. Options are to ignore it or shoot them yourself.
Guess their work makes up for it. Plenty of reason to turn a blind eye.
Soap is as well-behaved as ever. Quick on the uptake for someone who can hardly string a sentence together.
Simon is the worst he's ever been, but competent. Deadly. More ruthless than before.
Still hasn't spoken a word.
Suppose he is dead. Funny that his heart stayed beating once it finally took.
#Content warnings:#cw cannibalism#cw zombie#pls ask me about this au i wanna talk abt it my askbox is OPEN#theyre just little guys (they eat ppl)#this is probably angst again lol sorry#i think its cute#cod:mwii#ghostsoap#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#john price#captain john price#price cod#soap cod#ghost cod#art.png#fic.txt#wip.txt#in case ur wondering ghost does talk but only ever to soap#and soap can talk just not very effectively or often#notes app clutter.zip#actually this one was written raw dog on a procreate canvas in eye searing candy red#apparently i do my best writing when i know ill have to unearth it like an archeologist#if ur on the big cod server lmk if that thread is still archived somewhere and or send me screenshots and ill kiss u sloppy style
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Hi! First of all, I wanted to say thank you for sharing your art!! I love all your works (including DXP rewrite and Hero of Bombs!) and your art style is very lovely!
I have a question about Hero of Bombs: what are their favorite food?? Seeing the Yiga clan member dying inside for not eating banana (that was funny af btw lol) made me wonder which are the 3 protagonists favorite food in Hyrule.
Thanks and have a nice day!!
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I’m so glad you asked this - it’s been in my mind for a little while! ^p^ TotK has a LOT of great foods, so it was hard to pick (especially for Ingo). The way I figured it was “what meal / dessert would they ask for their birthday?”
Ingo (& Emmet) strikes me as someone who doesn’t eats very much, but what food he does eat, he cares about (not picky, more of a quality > quantity). Thin-crust Hylian Tomato Pizza is definitely up there - I just felt like something like Seafood Meunière is more special to him. Also NY cheesecake.
Link will eat just about everything, but I kept gravitating towards the more rustic meals for him. So many of his incarnations liked pumpkin, so a Meat-Stuffed Pumpkin sounded good, followed by a sweet Hot Buttered Apple.
Curry Rice is one of my favorite foods ever - like I will lick the plate when I make it at home lol. Meanwhile, anything with whipped cream & fruit is a winner. 🍰✨
#hero of bombs#isekai au#tears of the kingdom#zelda au#submas au#subway boss ingo#link#self insert#favorite foods#video game food#looks so good#I wanna cook it all up#I feel like Ingo & Emmet often eat more convenient meals to save time so cooked meals are more special#Ingo isn’t a morning person like Emmet so I figure he’d take care of breakfast while Ingo takes care of dinner#I also feel like cooking is a relaxing thing for Ingo to unwind in the evening - like he’s the type to turn on some chill music as he cooks#Seafood meunière is a deceptively simple dish with a certain elegance - I’m sure Ingo would be able to pull it off#Don’t ask me where he gets the seafood though lol
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little doodle of my zalgo design just bc i think he’s real fun to draw and he’s cool looking :3
i never really see anyone do all that much with him anymore compared to the older crp fandom where i remember him having much more of a role tho honestly that was probably just bc of a certain webcomic at the time,,
i think he’s neat tho! so even tho idrk where he fits into my au yet i want him to be in there SOMEWHERE just because like why not and im proud of his design
ive been drawing him with this sort of deer motif for years now and i actually have no clue where i got it from? i wanna say maybe from the beast from otgw bc he has the antlers but i really have no clue LOL. it’s stuck tho so now in my mind zalgo is deer :3
#i yap a little in the tags if u wanna read LOL#zalgo#zalgo creepypasta#lord zalgo#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta fandom#crp#crp fandom#crp fanart#zalgo fanart#art#digital art#small artist#artists on tumblr#my artwork#fanart#doodle#i wanna say most of the trait of him being like slender’s enemy came from i eat pasta for breakfast#at least i think?#which on one hand it holds a special place in my heart for the nostalgia#and it really helped me get into creepypasta in the first place#but on the OTHER HANDDDD uhhhhhh…. eeeeeeekkk……#it haunts me honestly#i have crayons and paper here!#shudders#also zalgo getting the hot anime man treatment was always funny to me personally#do i think my au’s version would ALSO have a hot anime man form for shits and gigs? yeah totally#he may be an eldrich horror but he has a sense of humor okay#if anything i imagine him to actually have more of a sense of humor than slender does for some reason LOL
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The only way I’m allowing this guy to be an alpha is if there’s bitchin involved 😤
#stupid little au doodle I thought of#I need this guy to be bitched so bad#like can you imagine#this proud little alpha being held down on all fours by someone bigger and stronger and mounted until he cries#omg who said that#damn do I have to do everything myself#tired of cookin sometimes I wanna eat out too ya know or2#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#digital art#my art#fanart#kinda wanna eat him out too lol#aph germania#aph germany#hws germany#ludwig beilschmidt#hetalia au
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brain dumps magical girl velvet and her begrudging familiar floyd(hes only here for community service hours)
ok im gonna sleeeeep
#the trolls are fairy thingys....#to be more magical or wtvrr#still need to workshop them#trolls#dreamworks trolls#gonna do more with tjwm xos ive been watching a lot of magical girl cartoons lately#trolls au#magical girl#i need to name tjis au#velvet#trolls velvet#velvet trolls#floyd#trolls floyd#floyd trolls#velvet is a crystal dolly#she can steal people souls into her perfume bottle wand thingy#and floyd eats it#shes also 14-16#i think floyd would be a mix of the weird cat from madoka and kero from cardcaptor#he doesnt wanna be tjere but also might aswell#trolls fanart#floyd fanart#velvet fanart#my art#my art 2024
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★ Kirbtober 2024 Day 5: Royal ★
(ID: Kirby series fanart of Shadow Dedede, standing with a confident lean and smiling fiercely at the viewer, one hand propped cockily on his hip, the other holding his great mechanical hammer over his shoulder. Around him, red stars drip darkly. END ID.)
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Started on 09/03/24, finished on 09/04/24. | Kirbtober 2023 Comp
#veins art#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#shadow dedede#kirbtober#kirbtober 2024#day 5#royal#paintpanic#I love how this one came out#despite SD’s million-and-three tones of gray and the hell that is keeping them all shaded and separated#*shakes the Wand Tool in anger*#also y'know how I sometimes talk about putting Magolor in the microwave as a gesture of affection?#I wanna do the same to SD but as a legit threat#just... stars lookit this smug bastard. with his ship-eating grin#thinks he's better than everyone. bosses his staff around. probably pushes kids off swings and raises taxes on essentials. awful man#(... listen I’ve written him in a *very specific way* in the AU)#(so it’s probably colored my thoughts on him a little bit)#(and those thoughts are “greedy tyrant into the garbage disposal with you”)#(I blame SD's Japanese flavor text calling him “the darkness in DDD's heart” specifically)#(but hey! other interpretations are valid too tho! just like with GK)#eye contact tw#veinsfullofstars
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style week, day 4: band au! 💚💙 collab w/ @slobbykitty
a scene from a fic that adrian is writing, stan tried to give kyle his number and it did not go in his favor.
context under cut!
fic snippet, written by adrian ♥
#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#sp style#stankyle#sp stanky#south park#StyleWeek2024#pine art#adrian art#collab!#adrian did the lines! i did all the rest!!#we've been doing every day i just cant post the other ones on tumblr#others are on twt/bsky if youre interested hmu but its 18+ only#this is the only website where i allow minors to interact w/ me bc i keep my stuff sfw here#anyways i love this au so much i want to Eat this kyle#he would probably eat me. but like. i dont careeee i love himmmmm#i just wanna chew. for a moment.#idc that im posting this at 9:20 pm. i dont want it to be late
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