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Bro why he make a mess. Pick it back up. >:[
OG bg pic btw
#sigh#i wanna drop kick him#respectfully#also kiss him#he reminds me of a scp#lolz#anyway uhhh#uhhhh tags#smolgrim art#art#meme#atsv#atsv spot#the spot atsv#atsv the spot#spot atsv#jonathan#jonathan ohnn#digital art
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he has no idea what hes about to get into does he.....
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How am I supposed to look at this face and not be obsessed with it
#im gonna punch him on the lips#his soft kissable lips#i love him#and i wanna drop a big rock on his head#sorry the cuteness aggression is kicking in#i cant help it#call me jack or katagawa the way i cant stop thinking about rhys#txt
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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Imagine Boothill's factory reset button is in his cunt and after it gets hit he can be turned into whatever say hello to new barefooted pregnant boothill
ANON WHEN I CATCH YOU ANON!!! ANON YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THIS IN MY ASK AND EXPECT ME TO FUNCTION NORMALLY, THIS IS- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M ACTUALLY BECOMING ALL DIZZY JUST BY THE THOUGHT oh my god,,,,barefooted pregnant boothill, he's full with triplets and im JNERFHJHSEFHEBRBFHEBHRF
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#anon i'll have you know#i got up#its like almost 2 am here#and i went to get chocolate#just to calm myself down#and i accidentally woke up my roommate#this is the kind of power you have over me#YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THESE THOUGHTS ON ME I WILL GO INSANE#omg his reset button is in his robussy....you need dig in there to find it...#i wanna hear him squeal and kick while fingers are dug into that robussy im HBERJFERFJB#COVERS MY FACE#hsr#hsr related#ask dean#dean answers#anonymous#pregnancy cw
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i swear this geezers been standing here since last night. log off bro
#goldenposting#not to be a hater but i think this guys a lil infamous#theres been one mention of him in the official server#for kicking ppl who dont have 140+ laff for OCLO???#but my sisters had a run in with him too and he was rather mean to this new/inexperienced player#all over using a wrong gag?? like damn theres no need bro chill out#a few other friends of mine also have had issues with this guy#i dont wanna drop his name what if he finds me el oh el#but i give him this absolutely stinky side eye when i see him around#public enemy i guess
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Lego Monkie Kid SPOILERS S4
Imma be real...he’s a bit fruity.
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid spoilers#lego monkie kid season 4#lmk#ok a LOT fruity#tmw you gotta confront your inner gayness#I wanna bite him#new blorbo just dropped and I wanna kick him#no straight person sits that way#I kin this creature so bad and it says so much about me
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woagh 2 posts in one day
#sketch#listen your honor i love him#im unsure if i wanna tag yosuke in this bc theyre like 15 min sketches so i think imma leave it like this and let the lord decide#i know hes not a like the fan fave in persona but somehow the trash boy has grown on me and is now like top 4 for the whole damn franchise#like mold or smth#you just gotta like reimagine him as a very tired repressed bi 16 yr old in a closet made of glass and he immediately becomes more likeable#like bro he works retail and is 16 thats why hes like that#also like the scene from the group date in pq where he goes “all right now we can be partners for all eternity!!!!”#that lives in my head rent free#listen he lives with teddie and works retail#as someone who also worked retail i promise you most of his not kanji related outbursts are justified#the kanji stuff is bad fr fr but like hes also 16 in 2011#let the 1st 16yr old who was not an asshole and uninformed cast the first stone#sorry i have a lot of feelings for 1 yosuke hanamura and i needed to tell all of you in this my diary#which reminds me#most of yall came from me posting about dr which ndrv3 has a very special place in my heart and on my walls#but alas p4 kicked saihara to the curb so idk if ill be making anymore??????? maybe i might in the future but idk im old and tired#and dr is and always will be full of 13 yr olds which is fine but i dont wanna interact with them bc im old#and tired of the same discourse every 6 months#maybe when the not actually but totally is dr4 that kodaka is cooking up drops ill make dr art again but unlikely for rn#once i figure out how p4 protag chan's bowl cut works ill draw boys kissing#i do need to figure out how to draw boys kissing#since it will also lead to figuring out how to draw girls kissing which is almost dare i say more important#anywho thank you for coming to my newest diary entry#i will never stop yapping in the tags#this is a promise#yall gotta know all my thoughts in as many characters and tags tumblr will let me have
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i've been rewatching b5 slowly and this conversation is just so chilling to me.... like..
how he says londo will spend the rest of his life paying for his mistakes
saying he could kill londo, but another would simply take his place. the never ending cycle of greed and power and bloodthirsty lust for imperial glory is the whole system
the creepy slow music that starts kicking in towards the end of the clip... and one of the craziest exchanges in dialogue;
''i hear sounds.. the sounds of billions of people calling out your name''
''my followers?''
''your victims''
#legit *holds head drops to me knees biting knuckles* etcetc#i am having greeeat fun rewatching though saying kys at every londo scene and giggling and kicking my feet at morden (he's so fun lbr)#londo mollari for ts#b5 for ts#it's ok to reblog i just didn't wanna clog the tags for something that isn't any edit or anything lol#video#can i also say the technomages refusing to endorse londo is a mood. took one look at him and went ''no''
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babycat's favorite toys
laser pointer (missing, assumed dead)
stray q-tip
halls cough drop in the wrapper
purple ball circle chamber (deceased, no balls(?? where did they go))
jingle ball (deceased, kicked in twain by my powerful sexylegs)
#idk if ive made a post like this before but it's very funny to me#he's been bored-groaning at me and doing zoomies and stuff and i accidentally kicked the jingle ball in twain#and he likes the halves a little cuz they spin weird but it wasnt enough for him so to stop him from hurting himself by running around and#jumping at the window so he could punch the blinds etc etc i stole one of my roommate's q tips#because he didnt wanna play with any of the other toys#and it worked. he is now calm. my ipad baby is now content god bless#im just glad i didnt have to bust out the cough drop. i feel like that wouldve been harder to explain
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kell around maxim:
and lila just says what everyone else is thinking
#i am the leader of the maxim maresh hate club#wanna drop kick him into the isle xoxo#treat your son with some fucking respect#a conjuring of light#a darker shade of magic#a gathering of shadows#adsom#alucard emery#delilah bard#holland vosijk#kell maresh#kellila#lila bard#rhy maresh#v e schwab#rhylucard#shades of magic
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Dream drop distance my love even tho I sucked ass because I was in the 6th grade <33 also I forgot which one xigbar was until I searched him up.. Why am I not surprised
How could you ever forget R For Reload xigbar
#snap chats#DDD WAS REAL FUN THO. EVEN IF THE DROP SYSTEM KICKED MY ASS SOMETIMES#i remember fighting ansem as riku and dropping right before dealing the final blow i wanted to kms so bad#cause i was already hvaing a hard time with that fight as is mk i dont wanna talk bout it#speaking if Hard Time tho i remember xigbar being My Nightmare when i was growing up playin kh2#never to be triumphed by xaldin of course but i jsut remember screaming when he would do his desperation move#dumbass me never figured to run in circles LMAOOOO dummy#anyway xigbar… :miku:#FYM WHY ARE YOU NOT SURPRISED because he’s middle aged and cunty#its call having taste mk thems the breaks#people really bullied me for liking him and for what……. hes so silly…….
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The THING about one piece and one piece fic is that if the characters are sitting down having honest conversations about their feelings I'm like 'eh its kinda ooc' which is an absolutely hilarious problem to have
#lori chat#if baby Ace met Roger no force on gods green earth could stop acr from punching him in the face#no hes kind of small. biting? maybe biting kneecaps or a pipe to the face lmao#im on a time travel kick and the best ones lean into the sheer comedy of casually dropping threatening information with zero followup#'yeah thats what they said when they raised my bounty to nine billion. so have you got any meat?'#'oh so YOURE that guys dad. cool. do you wanna fight you look like youd be fun to fight'#'no after we beat kaido we let other people handle things in wano' 'you what' 'yeah we decided to keep sailing-'#'no no the bit about kaido' 'i dont really care about that guy anymore its fine so as i was saying fishman island makes really good sweets-'#anyways they're all cagey bastards or airheads god love them
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me: -pointing at myself in the mirror-
me: do NOT simp for gortash. he is DUMB. UGLY HAIR. UGLY FACE. BEAUTIFUL EY- UGLY EYES. UGLY EYES.
#im so angry#i dont even like him#i wanna drop kick into his face#rabid dog angry growl noises#bg3 gortash
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Every other month or so the Justice League has a week long Mario Kart tournament. Everyone plays, even Batman. It was J'onn's idea.
#he's a gamer who loves driving. this is comic canon. no i don't take criticism.#yes they have to keep a lot of extra controllers bc they get broken often#team bonding! until somebody breaks out the blue shell#it's elimination bracket style. there's a betting pool. i think Ollie would run it bc he thinks it's funny#listen okay i think about my two favorite things being put together all the time#i still haven't decided mains for all the og seven yet but it's fun to think about#drop me your hcs for who Leaguers main in Mario Kart i wanna see who shares my braincell 👉👈#ratkingrambles#justice league#mario kart#'why would the empathetic telepath suggest the game that makes everyone want to kill each other'#aside from self indulgence? look me in the eye and tell me J'onn doesn't get a kick out of stirring up some drama sometimes#he doesn't care for human bullshit but he is absolutely getting out the popcorn when teammates go a few rounds#mr 'yeah i sent your ex and your gf on a mission together and no i don't care that you're salty John this is entertainment'#iconic of him
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"I need to draw Gabi and Denji!!" I say, as I'm drawing Kazuichi and Wishi instead
#. LOOK IM SORRYYYY#I desperately wanna draw GabiDen dont get me wrong but danganronpa is creeping back up in the brein#*briain#*BRSIN#HEELPPPP WHY DO I KEEP SPELLING IT WRONG???? *NOGGIN#anyway kazuichi brainrot approaching fast#its okay tho i can have space for both my shark-toothed boyfriends♡♡ im welcoming him actually#🔧 kazuichi souda [romantic f/o]#speaking of which#I WANNA DRAW MORE OF MY MOOTS AND THEIR DR F/OZZZ T■T!!!!!#ishigeru .... jayito .... and esp sasha x yasuhiro considering ava's new design 4 her#one of these days you guys i prommy 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽#Then when my Sonic obsession kicks back into gear when the third frontiers dlc drops i can draw my sonic moots :3c#wishi rambles
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