#i wanna be active with sdv more

[angelicarchon]

in the midst of writing a sambastian fic becos they've lived rent free in my brain for like, ever, but especially in the past month or so that i've been into stardew again, and i wanted to ramble a little about my thought process behind it real quick. 

my running theory is that seb fell first (years and YEARS ago) and sam fell harder. because i adore that trope. 

i think sebastian has always loved sam (platonically, then eventually romantically) and for one reason or another (reasons being low self esteem and that realistically he probably thinks sam is straight) just defaulted to assuming sam would never like him that way. 

but when sam started liking sebastian, it was completely out of left field and sam had no idea what to do but try to act normal. Emphasis on trying to be normal though because he is a disaster. 

but theyre so close on every level that it confuses sam and he just. doesnt Know.

i dont think sam's feelings were an "all of the sudden, he woke up one day and was in love with him" thing but more of him slowly realizing the way he feels for sebastian is beyond platonic because sam wants to be close to sebastian, physically and emotionally, in ways he doesnt really want to with anyone else. 

but seb is way too convinced sam would never like him to realize that sam is completely and entirely head in love with him… FOR A WHILE. but eventually love wins because some plot or emotional catalyst and they kiss muah muah muah

[thebluester2020]

can't tell if requests are open, but can you do sdv bachelors reactions to female farmer with a GYATT 😼💪🏽

Summary: Bachelors reacting to a farmer with a crazy shelf. Warning(s): Crack, Fluff, Some 18+ NSFW + Suggestiveness. Side note(s): My req(s) are always open ngl. I just take forever to get to stuff tbh 😭

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI

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Elliot

[Pre-Relationship]

Ngl, he really wouldn't know what to do with himself. Especially when he first meets you.

I'm more than certain he'll be respectful and won't make it super obvious that he's looking but I wanna reference that one scene from Smiling Friends where Pim is struggling not to look at this one guy while a mosquito is sucking on his eye.

You wanna look (it's fucking killing you to keep your eyes down) but god, it would feel so good to just look for more than a few seconds.

And don't get me started if he accidentally brushes up against it while you two are close next to each other (say like- a busy tavern).

He's jerking off the second he gets home.

[Established Relationship]

When you two are dating, however, Elliot will still be respectful but he'll allow himself to touch you more often (as well as look).

But I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that he won't be extremely blatant in regards to your ass but will more so show it.

Wearing dress? All of a sudden he's behind you and admiring your figure by placing a hand just above your butt, even going so far as to rub small circles into your back as a sign that he could and wants to go lower (you have to repeatedly tell him its okay to touch you more intimately).

If you're wearing shorts? I think he's definitely had more than a few moments where he's spat out his tea (or nearly choked on something) when you suddenly bend down in front of him to pick something up.

He also had some moments where he's taken you at random just because his hard-on is too much to bear from seeing you walk around all day being thick with no consequences.

All in all though?

Definitely an ass man <3

Sebastian

[Pre-Relationship]

To start this off, I will literally fight anyone when I say- Sebastion is a boob man and no one can change my mind.

With that being said-

Just because the man has preferences doesn't mean he's going to sit and deny you have junk in the trunk.

So I like to think that before you guys are dating, he sees the crazy shelf but he's not going wild and rocking a hard-on just from spotting it once.

It's more of a- "Damn, farmer's got that ass" and he moves on.

Ngl, he will think about how it feels from time to time though

[Established Relationship]

Now, once you two start dating. It's an entirely different ballgame after that.

He's touching your ass any chance he gets.

When you two fuck? All of a sudden he prefers positions where your ass is the center of attention.

When munch mode is activated. He'll gladly eat it from the back.

But I think his favorite part of you having a crazy shelf? It would probably be when you two are cuddling tbh.

It's super soft to the touch and kinda like a stress ball so when you two are relaxing together, he kinda just...squeezes it. It would happen so often that where you don't really pay attention to it anymore.

If you're sitting on his lap while he's working on his computer or playing video games, he's going to grab it.

If you're laying on top of him in his bed, guess what?

You guessed it, he's grabbing it.

Sam

[Pre-Relationship]

If you've followed my blog for a little bit. You probably already know how this is going to go with Sam-

Perv Mode is online

When he sees you for the first time, and you turn around. Sam's eyes would nearly bulge out of his head.

But similarly to Elliot, he'll be respectful in the sense that he doesn't want to creep you out or make him think that he's some type of pervert.

However, once he gets home that night?

Definitely jerking it, maybe even watching a couple videos on his phone with a girl that looks suspiciously like you.

But on the flip side, each time he sees you or you decide to visit his house with a gift for him. He'll blush like a sinner in church each and every time.

[Established Relationship]

He becomes touchy to the max.

Like I'm talking that his hand is on your body (mostly your ass) ninety percent of the time.

However, hear me out on this one, I don't think he'd really care about the sex part per se? (Not that I'm saying he doesn't like positions where he can see it jiggle at maximum efficiency)

Sam would be more of a fan of the clothing, to be honest.

Tight dresses, shorts that just barely cover the underside of your butt etc.

Those are what really get him off 'cause it's teasing for him. The anticipation of being able to feel all up on you as soon as you're finished with your errands from the day and you're back inside your shared farmhouse.

Side headcanon though; I'm a firm believer that Sam would be a huge fan of you teasing him by rubbing your ass over his crotch over his clothes. Just saying.

Alex

[Pre-Relationship]

Okay so Alex is yet another guy that I think is a boob man but, ass is ass and he's not going to deny you've got that gyatt.

But I do also believe that he make it more obvious where his eyes are going when you're around him?

Like if you're talking to someone in a crowd and he's around, he's not going to hide that his eyes are landing on your butt.

And if you're close by his side, his hand will practically be twitching for a teensy feel.

Ultimately though, he'll keep his hands to himself.

[Established Relationship]

King of Backshots.

I know I just said he's a certified boob man but once again, he's not going to lie that you have a fattie.

So with that being said, his preferred positions? They're in a wide variety (when he's not preferring a mating press so he has a good view of your boobs ofc)

Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, Prone-boning. If your ass is the center of attention then he's going it.

Also I headcanon that if he was on a professional Gritball team then he would definitely brag to his teammates about his partner who has a fat ass.

Low-key I think he'd be open to sharing you ngl. But he's the only one who gets to cum inside you.

Harvey

[Pre-Relationship]

The most respectful man on this list.

If you have a crazy shelf of an ass then ofc he'll see it but he won't see it.

He'll keep his eyes up and to your face the entire time.

Hell, I don't think he'll even dare to let his eyes wander a little out of respect for a potential patient.

That being said, once he's off the clock. He'll probably have flashbacks to you here and there.

[Established Relationship]

Even when he's got you locked in, he's still respectful.

Similar to Sebastion though, I think him being touchy with your butt is going to mostly be reserved for cuddling sessions and when y'all are having sex.

But hear me out on this one in regards to that, while I do believe he'll be a fan of positions where he sees it jiggle.

I think he's more of a fan of positions where he can more so feel it closer to him. Say like spooning sex and other positions that require you to be really close to him.

Then again, Harvey strikes me as that one meme of "My favorite position is seeing you happy" so there's that <33.

Shane

[Pre-Relationship]

I think this man nearly spits out his drink when he first spots you.

Like- no shame to my SDV men/women (except my queen Haley, she'll always be thicc as hell in my head) but I don't think many of them would appeal to Shane aside from Emily??

So when the farmer rolls into the valley, thick as hell. I think Shane develops a low-key crush the second he sees you.

But here's the thing, he wouldn't think of you inappropriately cause he's thinking "Oh, they'd never be into me. There are more appealing people here than me."

So any temptations he has to masturbate to the thought of you? They're quickly snuffed out by those thoughts.

However, that doesn't mean those urges don't pop up frequently every time you decide to visit him in shorts that hug tightly around your thighs.

Or when you wear a sundress that makes him do a cartoon gulp.

Little did he know you were wearing those on purpose.

[Established Relationship]

When you two start dating? Oh boy, prepare yourself.

It's like a volcano erupting basically. Everything he's held himself back from doing, everything he's wanted to do to/with you?

He's trying to do it all immediately to make up for lost time.

From plowing you against the back of your farmhouse, the slaps of your ass against his pelvis sounding wayyyy better in reality than what they did when the thought would flash through his head.

Or maybe even fucking you into the bedsheets!

The world is his oyster now <3.

And he's just glad that he has his fat-assed lover by his side to do everything with now.

[waterrunner]

SDV Bachelors headcanons

how each bachelor acts around the new farmer/crush

Sebastian+Sam+Alex

Sebastian

He is 100% an introvert and a more “cold” type of guy but I feel he would a a special soft spot for his crush, you.

He first met you when you came to robins house after finding her lost axe. He had been out of his room to get something to drink and was heading back to his room when you walked in.

He had heard of the new farmer in town but had no interest in them, but now… his interest was peaked.

After that day he found himself getting out more and actively trying to find you, especially during festivals and special events. He really enjoys showing off his pool skills when you’re in the saloon at the same time he’s playing pool with Sam. He goes red in the face if you compliment his amazing skills too- Sam and Abigail won’t ever let him live it down either.

If/when you catch him smoking he becomes sorta embarrassed. He doesn’t necessarily want you knowing he does something deemed “bad”. But if you smoke too, he’ll be less embarrassed- but he will then be concerned for you.

Sam

He first met you when you were walking out in the town trying to meet everyone. He was skateboarding and almost ran straight into you. He of course apologized- or well, tried too. Your beauty, and the fact he had never seen you before, caught him off guard and left him sorta speechless.

“Oh shit- am so sorry, I didn’t.. see… wow” is all he sorta got out before just sorta staring at you. It took a moment for him to snap out of it and realize you were talking to him

“Oh, right. I’m Sam” he had quickly said while sticking his hand out for you to shake. “Your must be the new farmer, huh? Well nice to meet you” he said with a sorta dazed look. He even kept staring as you walked off and out of his sign(bro was entranced).

After that he’s normally a flustered mess around you, but he is trying to act cool the entire time. It gives Abigail and Sebastian second hand embarrassment the stuff he says/does in front of you to try and impress you.

He one time tried doing a skateboard move in front of you, he move he had never done before. Long story short he landed right on his face and gained a bloody nose, you did However run over to him and make sure he was ok and helped him back to his house. Abigail and Sebastian NEVER let him live it down…

Alex

He had came home after going to the beach one day and you were in his house giving his grandma some fresh fruits and vegetables.

He immediately noticed your bright and dazzling smile and the way you seemed genuinely happy to help someone.

Before you left he had came up and introduced himself and got your name. He was sorta being a jerk without realizing it tho…. But it’s ok because he’ll get better the more you get to know him.

That night he sorta just laid in bed and kept picturing your smiling face and how happy you were to meet him. He didn’t realized you liked you tho… he just thought he really wanted to be your friend…

After that He constantly ask if you wanna play some sort of sport with him or workout with him, which you often have to decline because of how demanding working on the farm is. The few times you have accepted were quite fun tho.

He is constantly boasting about how strong and athletic he is, how he’s gonna go pro one day, and how he’s a ladies man…. He does like hearing about your work on the farm tho. He believes it would be a good workout for him to come help you some days(totally not because he wanna hangout with you).

I hope this wasn’t toooo bad for my first actual post lol. If there’s any critiques or constructive criticisms am completely ok with it, just please be nice about it.

[babiebom]

Hey! I’ve been into SDV for a while know and I found your profile and it’s absolutely amazing! Your headcanons are so accurate and your writing is so smooth! I love it all! I saw that you take requests, so could you do headcanons for Stardew Valley Bachelors and Bachelorettes reactions when they find out that the farmer has a prosthetic leg?

(Love your work💗💗)

A/N: thank you for enjoying my work!! I try my best to write everyone in a way that I think is accurate so it feels good when people say that they think it is. Again if anything is offensive or wrong let me know!!!

Tw: some cursing, maybe some mean things/judgement/ableism because let’s face it not everyone is nice, a person without a prosthetic writing about it. let me know if anything else should be tagged!

Bc: at least 5 for each!! Some are shorter than others!

Stardew Masterlist

Sebastian

I feel like Sebastian would try to act normal about it but would be like….

Hmm okay

I don’t think he would react outwardly

He would try to keep things inside

And I don’t think he’s ableist

But he would be like

OMGOMGOMGOMG in his mind

He wouldn’t ask questions either

He’d just act like everything is fine when in reality he’s now panicking like……..

Is he supposed to act different? He doesn’t think so? Is that rude?

Is terrified of losing you and doesn’t want to mess anything up.

When he does ask about it tries to do it in the most non offending way possible.

Because he is curious about it

I don’t think anyone else in the valley has prosthetics

So he does want to know everything

He’s really nosy tbh

But acts all emo and as if he isn’t and that he doesn’t care

If you wanna ever talk about it I think you would have to bring it up first

Sam

OH COOL ya know *insert some random thing*

He wouldn’t be all “omg I didn’t know I’m so sorry” about it

I think he’s similar to Emily in this

In that it doesn’t really change his view of you

Would probably say offensive things though

Like on accident and because his mind is coming up with dumb questions and he has no impulse control when it comes to his mouth

Would ask if you could be like a pirate

Or ask if it means you can skateboard better than him

Would probably give you a kinda offensive nickname

But again hes doesn’t mean to be stupid about it

DOES change his tune if you don’t like it

Would never want to continue doing something that you actively dislike

Does ask every question that is on his mind

I feel like rather than the others he’s much more comfy with you

So doesn’t hesitate to ask about anything he lacks knowledge on

Shane

Depending on where you are in your relationship he has different moods

Like if he hasn’t opened up and is still depressed and an alcoholic he would be VERY pessimistic about it

Would probably get your spirits down

Would also probably say VERY offensive things in his melancholy state

Would say sorry only after you say that he’s being rude about it

If it’s after he gets help no matter if you’re dating or not he’s still like…

Oof

About it

Y’know? But he wouldn’t be an asshole either he’d just be like

Are you okay? About it if it makes sense?

Like it’s not an omg are you okay it’s more of a how are you feeling about it way

Like no matter if you’ve had the prosthetic forever or got it more recently his question is the same

How do you feel about it?

Does really care about your thoughts

I do think with him you’d have more deeper conversations than with anyone else other than maybe Harvey

Alex

While I don’t think he’s very judgmental on purpose

He probably would say some rude things

Or react in a rude way

Maybe thoughtless is the right word?

Like he isn’t going to be mean or anything

But he will say something like “oh like a pirate or something!”

And you’d be like “??????sure I guess….?”

Would want to swing your prosthetic leg around for shits and giggles

Understands that it’s expensive to get proper prosthetics but it’s in the back of his mind

Wouldn’t really treat you any differently unless it’s something that he thinks could hurt you

Even if you can do it alone

He’s like “NONO let me do it!!”

I don’t know what type of person you are but I know that’s either a relief so you only have to do easy things or it’s annoying because you’re perfectly able to do things on your own.

Is always impressed that you can do your farming duties.

Like it’s sorta ableist?

Like he’s a little confused but he has the spirit type of thing

Harvey

His first thought would be

Damn how good is your insurance

Or if you had to pay out of pocket for it

Is a doctor after all

I think he’d be curious in a doctor way

Because again I don’t think anyone else in the valley has a prosthetic (Sadge bc diversity is cool)

So he hasn’t really seen them that often

Would probably be very intrusive if you two are close

Would also back off if you weren’t okay with it

Does however become very….worried? About you

I don’t think worried is the right word

But would remind you to take breaks more often than he would a farmer without one (and even then it’s pretty often)

Like a mother kinda

Is kinda ableist but doesn’t realize because he thinks it’s just his doctor side

Again will stop if you want him to

Would absolutely have some interesting facts about prosthetics

Elliott

Would try to be poetic about it

And it’s either very cringy or cute based on hope you think of him

Would probably try to write a book or story or poem or something about a character with a prosthetic

Does get a lot of things wrong with the facts but tries

Because you are his muse

And his characters reflect you even if he won’t admit is until you’re closer enough

Might change something’s up about it though so it’s not exactly you

Just in case you hate it so he could be like “nononono this character has a DIFFERENT prosthetic hehe”

I do think he’s ableist but again like the others not in a judgemental kind of way just…..uninformed

Will listen if you try to teach him

Will also fight anyone who has anything to say about it

Haley

Depending on where you are in your relationship makes her reaction different

Like before she opens up I think she’d have a mean girl type of reaction

Like she’d make a face and everything and ask rude questions.

Like it would genuinely either make you mad or make you feel bad

She’d be like “WHAT THE HELL??”

And you’d be like “tf???? Are you okay?”

She’s ask VERY personal questions

Partly because she’s curious and partly because she has to make fun of you by being a bitch

But if you’re closer when she finds out she’s just like…

Taken aback and like oof but that’s the extent to it

I think if you’re closer she’d be too scared to ask any questions because while she gives no fucks she likes you

Whether it be in a romantic or platonic way

And she doesn’t want to push you away or anything

So she won’t really comment on it other than being like “oh….okay….”

Will fight anyone who says something about it though

Like even if they’re asking a valid question or something she’s like “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

Emily

Doesn’t react at all other than being like oh cool!

Honestly I don’t think she would think anything different of you, or even think that anything has changed now that she knows

Like you have always been the person that she knows and your limbs being different doesn’t mean anything because why would it?

Does make you cute accessories for it if you allow it though

Makes covers, will bedazzle it, literally whatever you want.

I think out of all of the bachelors and bachelorettes she would be the one to make it the least weird.

Like the others would either ask really insensitive questions or act weird about it

She’s like <3 yeah okay anyways do you wanna see this dance I’ve been practicing?

Like sorry I don’t have many headcanons for her she’s just….normal when it comes to things that other people would deem weird(not to be ableist I hope you know what I mean by this bc people are asses)

Penny

VERY ABLEIST

But again not in a judgy way

She just….

She means well but it’s kinda annoying if you don’t want help

Just like how she shoves George’s wheelchair out of the way at the mailbox to help him

It’s like first you should ASK if someone wants help

And second helping isn’t always what you think it is

Would help you without asking if you want it

Acts like she just is so much stronger or whatever

Is VERY embarrassed after you talk to her about it

Might try to argue back that she was just helping

But ultimately realizes that she was kinda overstepping

Just wants to make things easier for you

Abigail

Would think it’s cool

Asks dumb questions like if it gives you an advantage over anything that others wouldn’t think about

Forgets about it half the time tbh

Like it doesn’t matter to her

And thankfully she has make herself her own person outside of Pierre’s beliefs bc child her would’ve been mean

But she does think it’s cool and like the others has a million different questions

Asks them nonstop

Also like Alex asks if she can use it as a weapon

Sometimes offensive but not often I don’t think

Would probably say some bullshit like you’re part robot or something

Again depending on how you feel she either keeps up this joke with you.

Or lets it die out

Cooler than most about it

Leah

I think she’s one of the ones that doesn’t react

Because she’s lived in the city

I think she has come across a couple people with different kinds of prosthetics

So she isn’t like the others with a million questions or anything

It’s much more normalized for her that she doesn’t really comment or question it

Will ask if she could create one for you out of wood just to see if she can

Also one of the ones that would knock a bitch out for coming at you in a rude way

Would probably have a “yeah and?” Reaction if you wanted her to actually react

Like it doesn’t change anything at all for her.

Maru

Would be stoked

But in a science type of way

Would also wanna see if she could make you a new one

Unlike Leah though Maru would probably be a bit offensive

Mostly because I don’t think she understands social norms or anything

So she would ask things that would be unamusing and uncomfortable for you because she really just….

Doesn’t understand that there’s things that you shouldn’t say or do

Is overwhelmingly positive though

Like tries VERY hard to get you to understand that nothing has changed for her

Is a little annoying about it but just really wants you to know that she likes or loves you no matter what

Would probably have some interesting facts about prosthetics as well

[stas-land]

Aside from sebby who's your favourite Sdv bachelor?

And if you have any Stardew Belly headcanons at all please share them :D

My fav bachelor after sebby prolly has to be Sam. I love his goofy energy, he seems like such a sweetie

Bachelorette, def Haley. I love her character arc and I also think she’s really pretty and I wanna go on walks with her in the forest and frolic in a meadow with her ,,,

As for sdb (lmao) headcanons, I have a few for sebby, Sam, Abigail and Haley <3

Sebastian is def the typa guy to tease you a bit before he eats you. Verbally though, bc the moment he gets a taste of you your fate is sealed lmao,, Idk I just feel like there’s a confident side to him underneath his shyness, and it really shows when hes in control of a situation. After he eats you he would def drone on and on about how nice you feel and how pleasantly full he is and then prolly go on to finish some work on his computer with you tucked away inside him ,, absentmindedly petting his middle every now and then ,, that or he would prolly relax on the couch in his room and maybe take a nap with you warming up his insides and giving him a slight food coma.

I feel like Sam would be suuuuper gentle with you. You’re so tiny and fragile, he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you in anyway, especially considering he’s a bit of a klutz. He would constantly ask you if you’re alright, if his stomach is too tight, if there’s anything he can do to make you more comfortable. I feel like it would take him a bit of time to get used to the feeling of you moving inside him, so for a while he holds his hands over his stomach, trying to keep you still but trying not to crush you at the same time. It would be unbelievably difficult to focus on anything but you. But once he’s used to it, he can’t get enough of it. It’s like holding you in a tight hug at his center, and he wants to keep you there forever.

For Abby I feel like she would eat you out of pure curiosity. I like to think that she actively eats the shiny rocks that u give her or that she finds (purely based on actual in game dialogue) and so when she swallows you down you land in a little treasure trove of some kind. She’s used to the weight of the rocks n stuff so she’s not too weirded out by the feeling of you moving around, and if you’re small enough you could probably explore the gem covered cavern for a bit. She would be really interested to hear about what it’s like in there, and might go as far as to ask to get eaten herself. It’s like a little adventure !

Im obsessed with the idea of Haley gulping down the farmer one summer morning and then going to the beach to sunbathe. Her just laying in the sun with the rays beaming down on her tummy, relaxing while the farmer gets comfy in a cold pool of cucumber water or smth that she’s drinking. Just,, chilling for the day with eachother. The farmer is so busy all the time, so she’s super excited to have them all to herself for the day ,, little moments like that, where she wants to keep the farmer close to her but also give them an excuse to take a break from work and rest for a good while.

I also love the idea of her doing some teasing with the help of her camera. Maybe documenting the entire process of swallowing you, saying how adorable you look in every picture. Maybe tiny you poses in her mouth for a couple pictures, but then she goes on to snap photos of the little bump you make in her neck and also in her tummy ,,

God I love them all HELP

[joja-apologist]

oh my Yoba you're alive. Thank goodness. I was worried when I hadn't seen you for a while on my dash. Welcome back!

GAHAHA I promise I'm very VERY alive! I just also very much so have an entire career now and I'm like THIS close to getting a degree in said career field so I've been SUPER occupied.

Looking back, I also honestly don't blame you for worrying either 💀 When I was super into SDV prior, when I was the most active here and around the community when I was 17-18, I was going through one of the worst times of my entire life and it very much so shows to me now in retrospect, throughout... like. Every ounce of interaction I've had with SDV. It was such a massive coping mechanism for me that I also genuinely felt like I had almost ruined it for myself for a while because I felt like I used it to express something really inherently ugly? But even though I feel like yeah my past was laced heavily with ugly, that's the past. So much has changed. I'm an actual adult with an actual life now, and I feel like a real person if that? Makes sense?? SORRY THIS IS PROBABLY WAY HEAVIER THAN ANYONE WAS EXPECTING FROM AN ASK OF MINE BUT 💀💀 I feel it important to state regardless. I have a proper grasp on my own identity and so much more life experience and a renewed ability to revisit this piece of media to love it again, but now for a much much healthier reason. And I wanna start creating SDV content again due to that!

At work all day today I was going over how I think I want to touch up and then continue my SDV fic in particular? I've been doing a ton of writing over the past few years, and while I do still draw as much as possible, writing is more accessible to me atm with my crammed schedule. So maybe I'll have some writing for y'all if I can manage to squeeze that in time-wise? Culinary school has absolutely devoured all my free time though so that could be another few months out, but WE WILL SEE!!

Either way, sorry for the very gigantic ask response, and thank you so much for sticking around and remembering me. Know that above all else... no matter where I am, in the end, I shall ALWAYS thrive. I promise 💕

[petapala]

( Daisy’s Redux ) : Jas Edition!

A portrait mod for Afro-Latina Jas ; redesigned her vanilla portraits and character sprites to make her a bit cuter! The first mod in my Redux project.

Download Here!

Credits : Inspired by the Diverse Stardew mod projects, please be sure to go check out the original project along with its unofficial continuation!

[mossysmolboy]

Heyy! I have an SDV request for Halloween!! Harvey gets scared and regresses in his lil hiding spot in the Spirit’s Eve maze, and the farmer/reader helps guide him out so he can enjoy the festival!

I wasn't sure how to write this but I decided to try and make the reader a flip. It's also shorter than others I've done but I'm happy with it.

Also it wasn't specified male or nonbinary, so I made it male.

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Scary Maze And Cuddles

Little Harvey x flip male reader 

Reader pronouns: He/him 

Word count: 362

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I was wandering the maze, quietly making noises with every step "bap, bap, boop" I waved to Sam when I got to the end, "hey, the maze has just a dead end" he said. "I think you're missing something, Sam," I said and smiled Sam walked away and I snuck into the secret tunnel, getting the golden pumpkin and walking back out before Sam came back. 

I chuckled to myself as I started leaving, but I decided to explore the maze more and found Harvey hiding in the corner, his cloak pulled over his head and his head on his knees. "Bub?" I asked tilting my head to the side, a little confused about why he was in there. 

He looked up at me with tears in his eyes, "why are you in here?" I asked, sitting next to him on the ground. "I thought I could handle it," he said and I held my arms open, offering him a hug, he almost jumped into my arms. 

I held him for a little while and asked, "you wanna go do some of the activities outside of the maze?" He pulled away from the hug and nodded, rubbing his tears away. I helped Harvey up and walked him out of the maze and over to one of the tables, "I'll be right back" I said and got up, getting him something to eat and placing the plate in front of him. 

Harvey was quiet but nodded as a thank you, he almost always went nonverbal when he regressed and that was usually my sign to be caregiver Y/n. But right now I was gonna be a big brother. 

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We did most of the activities of the festival and now we were in the home part of Harvey's home cuddled up in his bed, he had his pacifier and his light brown Teddy bear, Mr Fluff. Or if we wanted to be fancy, Mr Fluffington. 

"Thank you for tonight," Harvey said quietly and I nodded, "it's okay," I said back and pulled him into my chest and ran my fingers through his hair until he fell asleep, I fell asleep not long after. 

[breiffontcollector]

So! The Stardew Mod Idea Post. Actualization and accuracy of said actualizations to this list my vary wildly!

I gave them all their own little titles in my notes and just kept it that way. Dumping the contents of that app onto this blog is fun I should do it more.... now it’s officially is a spam account. Dear god I hope the readmore works.

-- Part 1 (The mods that aren’t npcs) -- 

“HV Style Special Gifts” is a bit of a friendship overhaul. While playing FOMT I really liked how their gift system handled cooking -- in both FOMT and SDV, cooking a dish requires you to upgrade your house and gather all of the required ingredients, which takes loads of effort depending on the recipe. IMO cooking is the weakest “activity” in SDV, and giving homemade food items the same weight as FOMT gives them would actually make me wanna cook more.

So: Most cooked dishes and the prismatic shard are now classified as “Special” gifts for the NPCs who love them, and now they give +120 friendship points and get a unique response ala FOMT’s special gifts. 

//CAN you edit how friendship values work..? I sure hope so if not I wrote all this for nothing sndnmlalskdoaksk

There is an optional Part Two to this mod, where certain rare items can be forged into special gifts for marriage/roomie candidates (also ala FOMT, because I also liked making jewlery). To craft each, you’ll need the listed item/s, 3 refined quartz, and enough money to commission Clint to make them (for 3000 - 5000g? Price undecided.) They’re meant to be hard to make, to prevent a year 1 player from being able to make one every two days or something. For Late-game players that’s probably possible, though… they’d selll for a good profit, at least 1000g more than the commission price. Jewlery for “Magical” npcs require /another/ ingredient because if you’re trying to marry a god damn wizard you’re gonna Work for it buddy boy

List of Da Jewelry:

Crunchy Choker: (Abigail) Amethyst 

Rainy Bangle: (Sebastian) 3 Frozen Tears

Tiger Hoop: (Sam) Tigerseye 

Summer Brooch: (Penny) Emerald

Aqua Bellychain: (Emily) Aquamarine

Infused Watch: (Maru) 3 iridium ore

Princess Tiara (Haley) Diamond

Earth Anklet: (Leah) Jade

Fancy Eyeleash: (Harvey) Opal

Shiny Studs: (Alex) Topaz

Dark Bolo-Tie: (Shane) Netherite

Sea Pendant: (Elliot) Pearl 

Vorpal Bauble: (Krobus) Helvite + Rare Disk //How does he wear it? Idk It’s just a little doohickey. maybe he smokes it like a cigar for all we know. If the farmer tried that they’d scream and die!

[For SVE NPCS]:

Queenly Chatelaine: (Olivia) 12 Gold ore //Chatelaines are so fucking cool man

Fairy Necklace: (Sophia) Fairy Stone

Princely Cufflinks: (Victor) Lunarite

Mermaid Clip: (Claire) Ocean Stone

Thunder Nail: (Wizard) Thunder Egg + Void essence //It’s one of those armor pieces you wear on your fingers to give you claws!!

[For My NPC (and NPC edit)]:

Merry Bell: (Ensley) Pyrite + Ancient Seed (the artifact) //Bell for his hat :) Would come packaged with “Ensley” as an optional file.

Meteor Horns: (Dwarf) Star Shards + Dragon Tooth  //Embellishments for their helmet >:) Also sold separately with the “Other One” mod

I’d say their portraits would change once you give them a jewelry item but I use custom seasonal portraits and I’m not gonna get into THAT mess lmaoo….. maybe I’ll make edits for Dwarf specifically if Other One is also installed. You’ll pry my favoritism from my cold dead fingers and I’ll sit up from my grave to snatch it back

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“Kitchen Minigames” is another “improvement” to cooking to make it more fun (to me.) Mining, fishing, combat, etc. have you doing something active and that makes it engaging, and while there’s no vanilla “cooking skill,” there’s enough recipes in the game to justify one. But when you cook in vanilla, it’s just… >click menu item. The mod would add a minigame a few seconds long when you cook something, with variations for pouring a drink and baking a pastry.

 It would be pretty simple, just asking you to press/hold WASD at certain times (my concept for the pouring one would just have you hold w for 3 seconds), and if you fail one you’d just have to try again without losing any items. And if you’re, say, using Love Of Cooking to create multiple dishes at once, you would only have to win it once to cook all of them. My DREAM would be to add totally unique minigames for certain dishes — like dropping the toppings on a pizza, stirring a pot of pumpkin soup, cutting up a melon for the fruit salad… Stardew Valley Cooking Mama edition. Cooking Valley. Stardew M

//Honest I have no god damn idea how I’d make this beyond the food assets. With the others there are places I can start, but I don’t know if [add minigame] is actually possible with the current modding tools the community has..? Or even the ones my COMPUTER has. I’m using a Mac for this shit!! NOTHING works on Mac!!! It’s fun to imagine, though, which is the point of this post.

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This one goes out to the players who like immersion: “Under The Weather” would add two styles of three new clothing items to the game: A raincoat, rainhat and rainboots, which can be bought from Willy or Pierre for 200g each, and a medicine item which can be bought from Harvey for 500g each (universal neutral gift). 

From then on, if the player stands in rain for over 6 hours straight without wearing a raincoat, they start the next day with the Unwell debuff. Being unwell makes all tool actions take twice the energy, and in my perfect dream world make the player have a custom sneeze animation when they wake up, alongside a prompt that goes something like “My nose is stuffed up… I should’ve worn a raincoat yesterday.” The debuff lasts multiple in-game days unless you take the medicine, and you’ll get a big chunk of energy back. It would also be configurable which clothing piece would prevent the debuff, if you just REALLY wanna wear a certain shirt outside. 

-- Part 2 (The mods that are npcs) -- 

“The Other One” is 100% specially made for indulgent reasons, idk if I’ll even release this one to the public if I finish this on my own..! It’s just not fair that we only get one nonhuman relationship option, sooo! Give the dwarf a star pendant and ask them to move in with you. That’s the Mod. It 1.4’s the bomb dispenser. 

In the days since I came up with this I wrote way way more, here’s the details:

The quarry map would be edited to have two glowing eyes behind that opening next to the reaper statue — whoever’s in there would offer to sell you a star pendant for... 50 cave carrots? 100 solar essence? Either of those would work. The Roomie Experience would be pretty much like Krobus’s deal - except they’ll come out on summer nights, to work on their spaceship. Dwarf’s enamored by your TV, and thinks your animals are kind of disturbing (especially the horse), and they hang out in your cellar a lot, and they give you bombs... They also steal from you, maybe? Not in any tangible “lose an item” way, but they can and will just take your shit. Their fourteen-heart event would be them powering up their spaceship for the first time..!?

Once in a while, they’ll give you a lava crumble, like how krobus would cook a strange bun (I like how even the nonhumans cook for u...) They might also give you a miner’s treat. The crumble gives you +80 energy, +30 health, +2 mining and +2 defense, because really, what else would it do. However, only the farmer and the Dwarf have the fortitude to wolf down this whole thing, so everyone else will dislike it… except for Abigail, who’s neutral towards it. The recipe to make one yourself would be: Sugar, Solar essence, Fire Quartz. You’d probably get the recipe from the volcano shop.

I know Krobus doesn’t have any heart events besides their fourteenth, buuut… I think the Dwarf should have a couple. As a treat. If you’ve got the polyam mod installed and have Krobus /and/ Dwarf move in with you, that should get you a special event, too… it would be so funny look imagine…

Instead of refusing to speak to you if you kick them out, they’ll just tell you to fuck off..? Their spouse room would look pretty wild. Who put all these god damn rocks in my house. Is that a sword

The .. “vibe” of the spouse dialogue would be configurable, possibly, if one wants to stick to the “roommates are platonic” thing. Not me though, God grew me in a vat especially to make sure that this would be the outcome of my life up to this point and my feelings about this little motherfucker can’t ever be changed. Liking characters with shadowed faces and glowing dot eyes is in my Very Bones, you see

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“Hatmouse” is the shortest “custom npc” entry here. It makes the hatmouse much more of a person you can interact with. I like the little guy and I wanna be friends with ‘em and there’s at least 1 person on the Stardew subreddit who agrees with me, so……. There’d be 3 heart events for them, at levels 2, 4, and 8, there’d be a couple more letters they send you, and they would!! Talk to You!! When you buy from them!! Their gift tastes are still a bit of a mystery to me. They’d love cheese, sunflower seeds and cloth, at least. Maybe that’s all I really need to list for ‘em…

Portraits are a must, too; if I don’t get to see the rat giving me a thumbs up when I get a new achievement then what’s the fucking POINT of it all!!!! 

Finally, their relationships would just be [Bear: Enemy] and you wouldn’t get any context for it. 

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Ok it’s time for me to talk about Ensley hoo boy. oh no. alright

“Ensley” is exactly what it says; it adds Ensley to the game and you can marry him if that is a thing you’d want to do for some reason! I love “secret” and “tedious/weird to unlock” characters in dating/life sims that you can’t meet right away, or maybe ever.. the harvest goddess and kappa in harvest moon, the stalker girl with the hoop hair in tokimeki memorial… and Ensley is That but for This One.

He’s a little elf or somethin’ who lives in the secret woods, and to meet him you’ll have to:

Have not married anyone until Winter of year 2

Have two hearts or more with most npcs (the 12 marriage candidates and also Gus, shoutout to Gus)

Not sold out to Joja yet

Done the Old Man Cannoli quest

Donated the ancient sword, elvish jewelry, and ancient seed to the museum 

Realize that there is now a tiny passage in the far right of the map the next time you visit the secret woods.

THEN knock on the little door you find and voila! 

Ensley is technically not supposed to be there — long ago the elves all left to another plane for [undisclosed reasons] but he missed the memo and got left behind. While being able to do magic, he isn’t powerful or knowledgable enough to open up a portal to get to where he’s supposed to be on his own.

Elf magic is a forgotten art, taken with them when they left, and so closely gatekept that not even the oldest human wizard around would even know the beginner stuff... So he’s just been kinda,,, hanging out for however long it’s been, always a little bit anxious and uncomfortable and collecting trinkets, watching humans and having parties with himself as a distraction…. Practicing what he’d say if a puny human solved his puzzle and tried barging into his home to steal all his Possessions... Clumsily trying to keep up the image of “aloof high-and-mighty Noble Elf who knows EXACTLY what he’s doing.” 

As you raise his heart level he slowly finds out that there’s a rift that hasn’t completely closed even after all this time, But..! If you made the right dialogue choices, he might decide that he’d rather stay in the human world with someone who likes him for who he is, than go back to pretending to be someone else in the elf kingdom, where nobody really treated him like an equal anyway. When he’s not fronting as a fantasy trope at the very beginning, he’s like… hm… like if the Muddler could Talk To The Trees and Critters and also had the alcohol tolerance of the hole in the ground, basically.

Will I be able to write him well enough to justify all the arbitrary rules I set up to unlock him!? I DONT know!! You get some elf lore and a couple new items, at the very least… perhaps even a new building and species of, say, mythical farm animal to inhabit it..? Topping up on ambitious features is my passion.

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You’ve reached the end of the list! Thank you! If you read this far you probably have some kind of opinion on all of That, so uhh don’t be afraid to tell me if it’s bad! Or even if you like something! I am like an ant I’m 100x more nervous than you about this I can guarantee. I can PROMISE you 

[ajinchuuriki]

hiya idk if people still do this but i wanna be more active here so im looking for mutuals!! if you stan any of these pls rb/like and i'll follow u :D

anime:

naruto

boruto

ajin

tbhk

kny

fmab

others:

rvb

rwby

sdv

undertale

[magicalgirlmascot]

I’m just venting ignore this

I wish people would reblog my art bc I spend a lot of time on it and at the end I’m like “oh hey you know what I think this looks good I did a good job” but then it gets little to no interaction on social media and it makes me question if the piece was any good in the first place. Like my monk magical girl got 3 notes and one of them was me reblogging it to my main blog. And it’s not like my art does any better on Twitter, in fact it arguably does worse.

And like I know, I know the whole “oh well you shouldn’t measure your worth on likes or whatever” but that doesn’t change the fact that nobody else cares about my art. Or at the very least that’s how it feels. “Oh but you should do art bc you like it not for the validation” can’t I have both??? Can’t I like doing art and be happy with the finished product and also have others say they like it too? Like I know I’m not the world’s best artist or whatever but I’m pretty good and I’ve improved a lot and it’s just so discouraging.

Idk maybe I just need to draw more fanart for big/active fandoms bc that’s the only stuff that gets reblogged lmao but I don’t want to draw fanart I want to draw my OCs. My drawing of my SDV farmer got 22 notes which isn’t much but it’s more than twice my average. But like. I don’t want to be a fanartist. I wanna do doodles of random anime characters nobody cares about and big fancy pieces of my D&D characters.

And in case anyone did actually read this please don’t send me messages about how I’m throwing myself a pity party or guilting people into reblogging my art bc this is my blog and I get to choose the whining posts. I’m just feeling really discouraged right now. I’m still drawing bc I like to and I want to finish the D20 Magical Girl project, but there’s this overhanging knowledge that if I never finished it nobody else would care. Please also don’t send me encouraging/nice messages about this bc I know you’d just be trying to help but it would really only make me feel worse lmao I should probably start going to therapy

[magicallyclueless]

agibail is NOT wizerd daghtter??? an essay

Alright so this contains post-CC spoilers for Stardew Valley, you’ve been warned. I’ve just been thinking about this for several days now and I wanna actually share it with you guys and get a good ol’ LORE CONVO going. Keep in mind all of this is my own opinion and definitely not confirmed or supported in the game.

So, most people know the “Abigail is the Wizard’s daughter” theory, but if you want a TL;DR it’s the implication that Caroline and Wizard had an affair and that’s where Abigail came from. It is not confirmed in the game by any means, but of course there are strings of detail in the game that imply such.

I’ll start off by saying that the “Abigail is Wizard’s daughter” theory is totally fine and you are welcome to believe whatever you want in the world of SDV; it’s very malleable and ripe with rich characters and fun storytelling. However I’ll lay my full bias out, I’ve never been a fan of the theory and I think there are much more interesting routes to go. So, here’s what we know:

Pierre has dialogue concerned that Abigail might not be his daughter 

Abigail says her hair is dyed, it used to be chestnut brown (possibly pierre color) but that she hasn’t dyed it back in a long time

The Wizard has an ex wife, who is the Witch (seen in the game as the one who curses your slime hutch and coop)

The Wizard said he made a mistake that caused the divorce with his ex wife and sent her into an uncontrollable rage, cursing the countryside

The Wizard says he might have a daughter in the valley, but he could be mistaken (”it’s rare, but it does happen”)

One thing I think people often miss is that the Wizard's tower and the Witch's hut are connected by a portal in the basement. You can activate the portal after the post-cc quest-line (which wasn’t in 1.0 but lore is fun!) and in the basement is a statue that changes your appearance (usable after getting Wizard to 4 hearts). Has no one wondered why both of them have access to something that can do that?

What if the Witch disguised herself as someone else, already wicked as she is, and tricked/seduced the wizard as someone else to see if he was faithful? Or maybe she was jealous of a connection in the town that wasn't there and made it even worse. I have no doubt the Wizard would blame himself for this, for having a moment of weakness or to blame himself for falling for his ex-wife’s trick.

The Wizard and the Witch have a toxic relationship, one built on passion, desires, and jealousy; both of them. Both of them have made mistakes, both of them have grudges against one another, and both of them still think about each other (implied by Wizard asking the farmer about if the Witch was with anyone in the hut). It’s just that one of them had to move on, and the other one, as far as we know, hasn’t been able to. Of course, I don’t know much about the Witch, so take it with a grain of salt. She could have more sense than the Wizard! But not that much sense, both of them are dummies for having their HOUSES CONNECTED BY A PORTAL but that’s just me, maybe it was in their divorce papers or something

Little things like this just convince me that the "Abigail is Wizard’s daughter” is a red herring. There's some evidence, yes, but there's other pieces too, and I think if Wizard has anyone in town as his daughter, I think Caroline is the better bet. I don’t have much to support this, but I’ll still give my (very speculatory) case below the cut:

Caroline is obsessed with normalcy and the weird stuff she does have, she keeps to herself. She’s a very quiet, booksy person and stays in her lane. She has no visible qualms with Pierre (but I could be wrong) and instead puts a lot of her attention on being strict with Abigail, who has a fascination with magic, fighting, and of course, the Wizard (being near his tower in some seasons). 

She is literally the exact opposite of Abigail, and that’s exactly why I think she’s the better candidate. She KNOWS that lifestyle and knows it’s dangerous; she’s seen what her parents have done, and she’s not going to be involved, let alone let her daughter get into that mess too. I think it makes sense for Abigail to have a natural curiosity for someone who might be her grandfather, but of course this evidence can go anywhere.

Another theory is that the Wizard’s “mistake” is completely wiping his memory, or wiping his family’s memory. But I’m tired I typed a lot y’all got all this i’m goin to bed

Also her hair is green

Thank you for reading this long post! I had fun typing it, hopefully you had fun reading it.

[boy-above]

These are very random questions but here goes: 1. What's your favorite season? What activities do you like to do during this season? 2. Who's your person/people in Stardew Valley? What's your favorite thing to do in SDV? Favorite event? 3. Favorite movie genre? Favorite movie in general? 4. How was your day today(technically yesterday)?

1.) i’d say spring is my favorite, cause it’s not too cold but not too hot. i definitely prefer being cold over hot, so i enjoy the chilly mornings.

2.) alex and shane are my favorites :3 shane was the big fave for a long time but i really love Alex now too. i love filling barns with pigs, and filling my greenhouse with ancient fruit and making wine for that big money. idk if you meant heart events or seasonal events, so I’ll say both! i do love Shane’s events, they caught me by surprise and made me wanna pursue him even when i wasn’t planning on it previously. and for seasonal events i guesssss feast is the winter star, im not really a big fan of the seasonal events.

3.) i don’t watch a lot of movies tbh, cause it’s hard to sit still and pay attention for too long, so i can’t really firmly say which genre is my favorite, but i do seem to watch a lot of horror movies. not like slashers tho, like psychological ones or ones with big twists? i rly like when a movie is over and i have to sit there for a while and just Reflect yknow ajdjd. I really loved lake mungo, it’s definitely not your traditional horror movie and im not even sure i would necessarily call it a Horror to begin with. i also liked midsommar, and i recently watched triangle and thought it was really cool (big ol tw for ablelism tho)

4.) my day was okay, i spent a lot of it playing animal crossing. ive been taking more depression naps than usual lately so i haven’t been doing much, i always feel tired lately unfortunately. but the other day i did sketch something im proud of and im trying to muster the energy to start going over it in sai

thanks so much for the ask!! 💕

[babiebom]

would you maybe write something with some of the SDV bachelors + farmer/reader who has vaginismus? thanks!!

A/N: fun fact I had to Google what this was. It’s actually VERY interesting and kinda sad. Like I think if sex isn’t important to you it would be easier to live with this (idk if it can be….fixed or made better or not) but like if you’re a person that likes and wants sex I think this could be terrible. Obligatory I have no experience with this(I am a virgin) so take everything in the view of entertainment. Also this is written in headcanon format!!

Tw: nsfw content, cursing, female bodied reader,

Bc: I have no idea at least 5 to 10 for each

Stardew Valley Masterlist

Sebastian

I think that in the moment he finds out like the rest of the headcanons it would be in the heat of the moment while trying to have sex even if you’ve known of not doesn’t matter in this situation because I don’t think you’d engage if you didn’t want to

That he would just freeze and stare. I think his way of thinking is like he has to take a second to let everything sink in

But I also think this would give you immense anxiety

Like wow he’s literally just staring and not moving he must be upset

But right after he finishes processing he proceeds like nothing happened.

Like not going on with the sex, unless you want to and only doing sex that doesn’t require penetration

But right after he’s like do you wanna talk about this? Have you thought of treating it? Do you want me to help or do anything? Like a good loving boyfriend

Is worried but more for you and less about y’all’s sex life

Like there’s plenty of ways to have sex without him putting his penis into your vagina and so he doesn’t care

Just wants you to be happy

Probably doesn’t really understand until he looks it up

Hesitates on asking Harvey and would probably prefer to go outside to one of the bigger cities for an obgyn.

Sam

More mature about it than I think people realize he would be

I think he does enjoy sex so would ask if there’s anything you both could do about it after a couple of moments when everything has calmed down

Does probably panic and try to say that sex isn’t all that’s on his mind and that it’s not more important than you

But like wonders how everything will work with this happening

Like you get horny he gets horny what’s supposed to happen then?

Would probably look it up rather than going to Harvey because he doesn’t want you to be embarrassed or have anyone know that you don’t want to know.

Because of you haven’t talked about it with Harvey yet then that means you don’t want nor do you need him to know

But he also gets worried when it comes to your period because obviously it makes tampons hard to insert and if you don’t like pads and go through the pain of still trying to use tampons he doesn’t like that you’re in pain at all

Actively helps you but also willing to give you space to work on it yourself if you don’t want his help

Is actually very chill about it after you both get over the initial shock and embarrassment.

Shane

I think out of all the bachelors that Shane wouldn’t change anything about it unless you actively needed and wanted to

Like I don’t think sex is that far up his needs list

Especially since he needs to better his own mental health to be a good boyfriend

So unless you want him to help you he won’t complain or be upset at you about it

And is fine with just hand and mouth stuff

Does actively help though if you want him to

Like reminds you to do your exercises every day

Is there when you need a shoulder to cry on

Actually very comforting because he knows just how connected physical and mental health are from first hand experience

Won’t even make a big deal out of it either

Is just like oh okay, guess that won’t work right now oh well.

Elliott

I think he would’ve probably found out the first time you two are engaging in anything sexual.

Is super surprised and wants to help but I don’t think he would know how

Tries to make it seem as if he isn’t doing this for sexual gratification

Like he might be but it’s not his own gratification that he’s after.

If you don’t want to treat it for any reason he won’t make you, is fine with hand and mouth stuff

But he wants you to feel pleasure and not pain, that’s what’s most important to him

Is kinda dramatic about it ngl

Like actually takes you out of your head from how he acts and it somehow calms you down

Might talk to Harvey with your permission to see what the two of you can do.

Harvey

He’s a doctor so best believe he is the best equipped to handle this sort of thing

Is the most likely to push for helping you manage and treat it

Not because he’s that big on sex and that he wants to have penetrative sex with you that much

But because he knows that it’s painful and wants you to be able to live as pain free as possible

Like from what I’ve read about in in the 30 minutes I’ve spent looking it up, it can make things like putting a tampon in painful and difficult

And the pain can be worsened by uti’s, bladder infections, yeast infections, and more things so like it’s super shitty

And I think he would want to make it go away as much as he can and would help you try as many things as you want if you want to try.

Wouldn’t push too much though because of you don’t want it he won’t force you!!

But does look at it through a medical lens rather than a romantic relationship one.

Alex

Understands the least out of the bachelors but believe me dude is not dumb at all

Would probably panic at you being in pain especially if it’s the first time the two of you are going that far

Does not want to hurt you at all, so doing this is actually a nightmare for him

Would probably try the least to treat it, simply because I don’t think he thinks that you can

Would be extra gentle around you after that.

Like I think I’ve said previously guy is lowkey misogynistic but not in a negative way is just like women should be treated with care not roughness

So he would probably pamper you without thinking that he can treat it so you can have penetrative sex like oh jeez she’s in pain I have to take care of her

Would also ask Harvey or at least look it up if you say you want to find ways to treat it.

[infernalyearning]

For Alex (SDV): G R E A T

im always down to talk about my sporty husband!

G - Greetings what was their first meeting like?

i actually drew this! you can find the comic here

they met when Jude moved to Pelican Town and was going around looking for the Mayor’s house. Alex was tossing the football around and got a little overzealous so he accidentally threw it so far it hit Jude in the head

R - Routine what’s something they do together like clockwork?

taking care of animals on the farm! Alex has experience taking care of Dusty growing up so the two of them work together to manage the goats and rabbits

E - Encourage how do they encourage each other?

both of them are pretty verbal with their encouragement and pretty loud

they’re essentially each others cheerleaders

A - Activity what’s something they enjoy doing together?

ive already talked about how they get out of the house together so instead i wanna talk about what they do together when staying in

one sure fire way to get them to stay in together is with a movie night, usually paired with an attempt at a new recipe for dinner

T - Touchy do they like PDA? How do they like to cuddle?

absolutely!! Jude isn’t likely to initiate but he loves affection just as much as Alex. Alex usually starts any cuddling or kissing (not always but it’s more common). they’re both very cuddly in bed, just get super snuggly whether side by side or with Jude laying on Alex’s chest

[kemonos]

would it be annoying if i said 1-50? i wanna know all of it

no it’s v sweet...... kis...

1. what’s the best thing that happened to you today?

i just relaxed and kinda just didnt do much!! love it when i get a day Off. my cat laid next to me and it was so cute that might be the best part. also just had a nice phone call with u a bit ago was rlly nice

2. where do you see yourself living in 10 years?

the city that i currently live in. i will be 29! yikes!

3. apartment or house?

house. i need places to go and space to exist in and apartments make me feel v cramped

4. has your aesthetic changed at all in the last year?

i change it every season!

5. what is something you’re proud of?

im good with kitty cats..... also being a published poet and having 2 years of government work experience at19!

6. name three books that changed your life.

warriors: into the wild, the haunting of hill house, and persepolis

7. do you have a favorite podcast?

i love taz!! (thanks for introducing me to it) and wtnv is my forever love.

8. what three songs can you not get enough of right now?

i don’t trust u anymore

the guillotine

cuz i love you

9. favorite quote?

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.” and yes that is a FNV quote

10. state an unpopular opinion that you have.

i gotta think on this one? i hate potatoes? but as for like more controversial/political stuff i gotta think on that

11. if you could live in any other decade, when & where would you choose?

medieval germany just so i could understand how horrifically people smelled

12. describe your ideal date?

going to a place where i can pet goats and having flowers brought to me... hehe

but as for like a date i havent done? i think just like. being surprised with a small gift/flowers because i love gifts/flowers and then going for a nice walk somewhere pretty and then doing some activity like pottery or shopping or like.. just an activity that’s a good time!!! and then having a nice dinner or lunch (no ideal date of mine starts early bc that’s cuddling time) and then going home and watching a movie and hangin out!

13. are you currently crushing on anybody?

yeas! you know who!!

14. if you could have dinner with anybody, who would it be?

my grandma cause i never met her. or like a grandma further up in my lineage and idk anything abt my heritage tbh

15. what time do you usually go to sleep & wake up?

i sleep from 10:30-1:00 and wake up around 9

16. what’s your favorite instrument?

cello, viola, or mandolin

17. what song do you love dancing to?

i will get down to just about anything. in stores, restaurants, anywhere. u have seen me do this.

18. what’s a topic that you wish you knew more about?

hmm how to make change using activism. i see so much injustice in the world and im not sure how to fix it

19. got a random fact you’ve been holding on to?

i have only had animals that had black fur as pets!

20. favorite fruit & vegetable?

i like mango and tomato

21. what’s your favorite dish to cook?

im so bad at cooking so a dish i CAN cook that i like is chicken soup made from scratch

22. favorite beverage?

screwdriver

23. how are you feeling in this moment?

pretty okay!

24. are you reading a book at the moment? what do you like about it?

i should be... eek

25. name three songs that stir up the deepest emotions.

a pearl by mitski

running up that hill by kate bush

i dont have a third one, these two songs rlly bring out tears in me tho. esp the second one

26. what’s your favorite season & why?

winter cuz i love snow and holidays, spring cause im happiest then, fall cause it smells good and new things happen, summer because i can be lazy and actually see sun?

27. when is your birthday?

you know >:)

28. what do you do when you need to de-stress?

play viddy game

29. do you prefer spontaneous or pre-arranged plans?

both are grEAt

30. name an experience in your life you wish you could do over?

high school, i wasted far too much time being sad

31. do you like the name you were given? if not, is there a different one you’d prefer?

nope! and im not sure yet!

32. what’s your favorite weather?

snow !!!

33. are you satisfied with how your life is going right now?

i think so!

34. describe a time that you were brave.

i stood up to a rlly abusive partner at some point and i paid dearly for it but i stopped letting myself be a doormat

35. is there a movie you like better than the book it was based on?

uhhh not particularly 

36. do you have a place you go to when you feel stressed/sad?

lake

37. what was the last thing that made you laugh?

thicc furry women google search

38. what time is it where you are?

night

39. what is something you’re excited for?

seeing you tomorrow, our next date, and finishing fire emblem.

40. got any summer plans?

work, get sun, hang out

41. when was the last time you intentionally went out to see the sunrise?

never 

42. favorite film genre?

psych thriller

43. coffee or tea?

u and i both love tea and that’s why we fell in love

44. describe your body without using any negative adjectives.

soft, so very soft. olive. stronger than it seems!

45. is there a cover song that you like better than the original?

make you feel my love by adele

46. are you on good terms with your parents?

it’s complicated

47. are you in a relationship? if not, are you looking to be?

i am!!!!!!!!!!!!

48. do you typically look for a partner with the same traits as you or someone to complement yours?

hmmb.... think both? i couldnt be with someone similar to me. but i think like someone who shares some traits with me and also challenges me. like someone who can enjoy quiet moments and likes to stay in but also someone who encourages me to communicate in my life and takes me to new places!!!! hm.. who could i be describing......

49. describe your aesthetic.

forest lamb moss bitch

50. put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs to play.

in the deep woods - sdv soundtrack

northern downpour - panic! at the disco

fire editorial - the mountain goats

jolene - dolly parton

a sadness runs through him - the hoosiers 

pool boyz - diet cig

sleepyhead - passionpit

teenage dirtbag - weezer 

When the Catholic Girls go Camping - Giraffes? Giraffes!

Horchata - vampire weekend