#i wanda'd in

[ourstoatmeansdeath]

I am so appreciative of the way Dimension 20 explores all the ways people can have bad parents. They show a lot of them and they explicitly call out when the parents are shitty. This post is mostly about episode 3 of FHJY and the AP.

Like in "Not All Who Wanda Are Lost," Kristen sees her estranged parents for the first time in a long time, and everyone acknowledges how hard and difficult it is! It's also eerie how good Brennan is at playing the different flavors of abusive parents. Like the "I don't wanna know" from Kristen's mom as Kristen tries to tell her about how Kristen is doing well living in a haunted house now. (Right after Kristen's mom explicitly asked how Kristen is doing!) Or how the Intrepid Heroes all seem to know that eldest daughter pressure, and Ally and Brennan both talk about how Bucky is under more stress now that the oldest daughter shield isn't around anymore. (I think Siobhan mentioned "this is my emotional support eldest daughter" in a Burrow's End Adventuring Party.)

And Adaine's dad wasn't just shitty bc he was going to kill her and Aelywn. He was also shitty for all the ways he abused them both the whole time. Even before Sophomore Year, the Abernants were explicitly called bad parents. In the "I Wanda'd In" Adventuring Party the Intrepid Heroes even discuss how it's complicated when you have shitty abusive parents but they cover the bills. No one said that maybe Adaine should have thought about the money before killing her dad, or in any way implied that the abuse would have been worth the financial support. They acknowledged the nuance of the situation. And how it leaves Adaine especially unprepared because she truly has never talked about finances. That conversation strikes the very specific kind of wistfulness that you have when you leave a bad situation, but some parts of the bad situation were easy in a way your life isn't easy anymore.

I have a lot more feelings about this that I can't turn into words quite yet. I'm still thinking on it. But it means so much to me.

[figscigfigs]

my favorite moments of episode 3 of fantasy high junior year!!!:

riz gets a 30 to micromanage his friend’s futures (and the little folders)

“their record is bad but it should be worse” “he scores points!”

"it's made a pile that kristen uses as a nightstand" "i told you that in confidence"

MAZEY!!!!! (her name is so good. she is SO GOOD. also hot.)

the whole campaign bit. everytime anyone mentioned it i giggled “level with me, you got keys?”

“who’s this bitch” (kettlelily and ruben are my mortal enemies i hate these buttcrushers with my whole heart)

ADHD KRISTEN!!!

badidas

standing ovation 4 gilear!! (fig finding out gilear left from fabian is the most devastating thing in the world and they brushed over it)

GERMAN SHEPHERD MODE!!!!

jawbone diving to protect adaine and fig from the earthquake

“if there’s one thing i know when love is in the air there should be a tiny emergency”

“hey girlie”

gorgug, famous rockstar trying to explain music to his teacher

adaine’s wizard teacher making grade bets on her prophecies

KRISTEN’S BROTHER!!!!!!! (i could murder her parents i hate them so much)

“where was your god”

everything about the bard class (the “i just act really cute and tiny”, the emo flirting, the wanda'd in, the "i've been emotionally trespassed before", the bard teacher desperately searching for fig/thinking wanda was fig for a split second/awestruckenly welcoming her in through the window) emily axford i pledge my soul to you

THE FANTASY FBI BEING CALLED ON FIG FOR HER CONSTANT DISGUISES

the kristen and cass conversation was too real and too much for me

[blackcrystalball]

"I just Wanda'd in."

Everything is going horribly and I can't breathe. Please help me.

I am going to cry.

Save me from this please.

Fig could have just talked to him and finally gone to bard class.

[maximotts]

rereading ph and i was wondering…what would happen if like one of them went too far? like they actually scared/hurt the reader like very seriously?

Interesting that you ask such a thing! I have draft currently where someone asked something similar and it's got a scenario where Nat goes too far with Wanda, but I have yet to approach the subject with reader involved.

I apologize, this is going to be a bit long, but I guess it's more of a set of headcanons than a fic so uh.. bon apetit, hurt/comfort situation lovers

private hire au masterlist.

Honestly, it would depend on a lot of things: how close Wanda and Natasha are to reader when it happens, where they are (i.e. is it a public scolding that's more emotional or is it something in private/the bedroom), and who it is that actually hurts them.

Assuming they're in the current place ( game night ) when reader gets hurt, Wanda and Natasha would care a lot and want to right it as best they know how. Which.. is still not always the healthiest.

If it were Wanda...

Say she was tearing into you so harshly in front of other people that maybe you break down and cry or even just run away depending on the setting because really, who wants to cry in front of strangers, she would feel terrible.

Devastated honestly, Wanda's much more afraid of you pulling away than Natasha is; she needs you to see her as a constant safe space for anything and always wants to be the one you run towards, never from.

If it was during a meeting she couldn't immediately leave, Wanda would handle everything as quickly as possible, but in the meantime she's getting someone to check on you. Preferably Nat, but if she's too far, most likely it'd be Bucky or Sam. Anyone who she knows would keep you out of harm's way, but continue to keep an eye on you for her.

Because you never really have a chance to slip away.

As soon as possible, Wanda'd get to wherever you fled, putting on her gentlest demeanor, hoping you're not upset enough with her that she has to apologize.

But when she sees you're shying away from her, Wanda's heart breaks.

Again, we've seen it before a bit in forgive and (don't) forget, but Wanda hates thinking she's upset you enough to push you away.

She'd get you the world if you asked, anything to coax you into talking to her and helping her understand where she went wrong because she needs to fix it. It'll eat away at her if you don't at least start to forgive her by the end of the day.

But then if you get hurt during sex with her...

She's apologetic instantly, but much more in tune to your physical and mental state than if it was just verbal like above.

Wanda's such a touchy person she'd want to hold you so bad, but understands if you need time to come back to reality.

There's tons of reassurance though, especially while she's cleaning you up and getting you into a cozy space, "You did so well, dove. I should've checked in earlier."

And there's not a second where she lets you try to take the blame; she won't hear of it.

Speaking of blame, even if it were a pure accident Wanda would take on so much guilt. She struggles a lot with knowing whether or not she's making the right decisions (as best you can as a mob boss) and tries very hard not to hurt anyone.

Seeing you hurt by her own hands makes her lose so much trust in herself. So much so that she might not trust being around you without someone else around.

Wanda would only get close with Natasha around and even if both of you try assuring her you'll be okay in time, she's terrified that she hurt someone she cares so deeply about.

For Natasha, it's a bit of a different story...

Nat says hurtful shit all the time, it's just a part of dealing with her.

If she's the one who notices you upset, she'll ignore your reactions easily, knowing you're not brave enough to outright leave. Even if you did, she's tracked down much worse targets than a young girl with nowhere to go.

She'll wait it out as long as she can, hoping you'll give up and leave your room once you calm down so you can both move past it.

But god forbid, Wanda talks to you while you're still upset because then Nat knows she's in for it and now not only does she have to apologize, she has to deal with her angry wife.

Part of her apology entails her awkwardly telling you to brush it off because you know she didn't mean it and even though what she said still hurts, you've got to nod and say okay. Nat's not going to give you a better apology than what she's already offered.

Natasha sees you shying away from her just as quickly as Wanda does, but it doesn't bother her and she'd rather wait until you judge her as harmless yourself instead of coaxing you back to her like Wanda does.

If it's a physical incident...

Natasha tends to be notoriously terrible with words, but when it comes to actions, she'll make sure to right her wrongs.

Not much horrifies her besides hurting someone helpless and removed as she can be with you at times, Nat cares for you a lot and she's well aware of how much power she wields over you.

Consequently, when you get hurt on her watch, by her own misjudgment, she's the most protective you've ever seen her.

She'll bandage any wounds, even ice bruises you shyly insist you don't mind, shushing you each time you even try to diminish the pain you're in.

Because you fully expect her to tell you to brush it off like she does when she says something mean, even speaking up to tell her you're hurt is a struggle, having been scared she'd advise you to suck it up.

And Natasha hates that. So much.

After that, she tries her hardest to be gentler to you. Helping you along as you recover, fetching you whatever you happen to mention you need even faster than Wanda can... the whole nine yards.

Anything to show you she never relishes in causing you real harm.

This doesn't really mention how much it'd affect Wanda to see you hurt, but she'd be livid with Natasha, her own possessive nature wanting to huddle you away from her wife while she nursed to back to health.

But after some persistence, you convince Wanda to let Natasha help which does honestly surprise Natasha given how attached she knows you are to the brunette.

Even just that little bit of reassurance renews Natasha's confidence that she hasn't completely fucked up her relationship with you which yes, is something she worries about whenever accidents happen.

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 3!!!🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 3 "Not All Who Wanda Are Lost"

Timestamp: 1:41:17

Video Length: 4min. & 27sec.

"That's why they call me Wanda, because I Wanda here and Wanda there." ~Fig 😂

Fig disguised as Wanda Childa FINALLY goes to bard class for the first time ever!!! 😂😂🤣🤣

I LOVE LUCILLA LULLABY ALREADY SO MUCH! HER VOICE IS SO SOFT!! 😭😭

Fig disguised as Wanda goes over to flirt with Ruben 😂😂🤣🤣

Cigarettes and Peach Schnapps 😂😂

Ruben: "Sometimes I think finding yourself is overrated. Maybe it's better to be lost."

Fig: "Did you read that on my wrist?"

😂😂😂 Brennan laughs so hard after that! It's so funny! 😂🤣💀

Wanda just Wanda'd in!!! 😂😂🤣🤣

I LOVE IT WHEN EMILY DOES SOMETHING AND LITERALLY EVERYBODY ELSE IS JUST LOSING IT!!! 😂😂😂 IT'S THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!! 😂😂🤣🤣

Ruben: "Yeah, Wanda. Stay Chill..da"

Lucilla trying to kick out Wanda 😂🤣💀

Zac: "Not All Who Wanda Are Lost"

Hey! The name of the episode! 😂🤣💀

Wanda "tinily" walks out 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

[halevren]

FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 3

Had a rough week so far, I am looking forward to this episode ♡

HIIIIII INTREPID HEROES

NAT 20

please bring ayda back this episode (begging) (I know it won't happen. but I'm desperate)

ZELDA AND GORGUG BREAK UP CONFIRMED.....

I am experiencing so much gender envy from literally everyone at the table.

The art team really pulled out all the stops for this season. The dome backdrop is so good

THIRTY INVESTIGATION?!!!??!

"Of course you and Adaine, of course, are... Nerds."

"Not ideal for the bad kids" oh no.

Lone Wolf Bloodrush player. That's oc material fr

"I like getting friends cast on me so I willingly fail" fig becomes more and more relatable every episode

"IT'S 10 AND I GIVE YOU THE HELP ACTION"

LYDIA!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

LYDIA MADE THEM LUNCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THE EMO SONG 😭😭😭

It just says "Hey Adaine" on the inside 😭😭

Cloaca.....

how many binders do the Thistlesprings have

"Can I Run From You?"

Just Breathe

CHLOE SHORT FOR CLOACA

I love the casual conversation they have

TWO GLASSES OF MILK

"I'll walk you to Bard class" fig probably won't be staying 😭

NEW LUNCH LAD!!!!!

I hope Fig's luck issue gets resolved soon 😭

MAZEY IS SO PRETTY

Grix...??

THE PARROTS.....

omg mazey x fabian?!!?!?!????!?!?!!?!

A SECRET CLOACA WITH A GUN??

Jawbone is so filled with dad lore

Kristen class president is something I need

21 passive investigation is insane

"What are you, like 4 different dogs?"

Passive Aggressive Kristen is so good.

Ghost steaks 🔥

FABIAN FLIRTING

"You're looking at a party boy" oh fabian....

I think Kristen working to be class president will convince her to. Go to school and work on getting better at it

Gilear 😢 I miss my pathetic wet cat of a man

fig writer's block so relatable

Stressed Riz

WANDA CHILDA

HEYYYYYY GIRLIE

I miss Ayda

Porter is kinda.... ♡

Why is everyone so attractive why must I be attracted to all the adults. im supposed to have a type

"I'm going into a worry, yeah"

Fig taking Fabian to the wizard class instead of bard class is so real

TERPSICHORE SKULLCLEAVER!!!!!! she looks like she bakes incredible cookies. I can't dance but I want to be in her class

THIRTY-ONE????????? PERFORMANCE

Dance bard class is so cool

From Jock to Arsty kid, I love Fabian's character development so much

"I'm going to do a lot less partying" a full lie from Fabian

I need more Riz and Jawbone one on ones

KRISTEN CHILLIS APPLEBEES 😭😭😭😭

oh no the Applebees fam are here oh no...

Ripped Kristen approaching her parents.....

oh no. oh no. oh no.

Not good what is going on with Cassandra

MAKE HER OWN PEOPLE TO TALK TO?!!!??!???!??!?? WHAT???????? WHAT WHAT WHAT????

ALLY IS SO CASUAL WITH NAT 20S 😭

HE'S A LITTLE PALADIN....

BYE GIRLIE

RIZ HAS A BACKUP TIE

why is sorcery so expensive

SHE'S NOT GOING TO TELL JAWBONE 😭

oh god Wanda Childa....

"what smell would be enticing to emo kids" 😭😭😭

"Did you just come from a room full of cigarettes and peach schnapps" "you mean breakfast?"

I wanda'd in

NOT ALL WHO WANDA ARE LOST

SITTING OUTSIDE AND LISTENING TO BARD CLASS

watching Kristen deal with school and stuff and deal with Cassandra makes me slightly uncomfortable. not in a bad way but in a way that I relate to it a bit too much and it's a bit too real. i too had extreme trouble with school and I also have issues with pushing important people away when trying to focus on myself and it ruins a lot of my relations. I relate to Kristen too much in the worst ways and that hits closer to home than I like. I love Kristen but man. Too close

"Things can be bad, and things can be good, but they all can be true."

I worry about Kristen going to Cassandra's realm. I am going into a worry. I have bad feeling.

the sound design is so good

GENTLE SOBBING.... OH NO. OH NO.

"I can't rely on you." OUCH.

she already found somebody????

KALINA!?!?!?! !!??!?!?!!!???!??!!??!!???!!???!?? HUHHHHH?!!??!!

IT'S LEAVING IT OFF WITH THAT?????? WHAT THE FUCK???????? WHAT THE FUCK???????????????????????? WHAT?????

[18catsreading]

Lucilla: Wanda, I'm looking at my class roster. And um, I don't see you on here.

Fig [disguised as Wanda Childa]: oh yea, it's cuz I just came today. I just wandered ...

Lucilla: you just wandered? You just wandered in?

Lou: Wanda'd in?

Fig: I Wanda'd in

Lucilla: okay, you are trespassing, yeah

Fig: that's why they call me Wanda. Because I --

Lucilla: Wanda'd in?

Fig: Wanda here and Wanda there.

Lucilla: okay

[not-the-loch]

Right! Detective time! So in the Adventuring Party episode 3 (I Wanda'd in) Brennan says the following at around 22:45:

'True story, Kipperlilly Copperkettle is a name of a PC I played a long, long time ago who was sort of a Tracy Flick-esque PC' (referencing the character from 'Election')

As for the people it was with, I found this Tumblr post with pics, basically saying it was ND Stevenson’s from back in the day, and was confirmed by one of the players in the reblog I think.

Hope this helps! :)

i keep seeing people say kipperlilly was originally brennan’s pc but i can’t find any source for that information and am simply too autistic to be able to determine if it’s a bit or not and im so curious

[psycho-mocha]

How is any of this considered real

[discoscoob]

More potential spoilers:

Well I just heard that Wanda'd gonna kill a new character from the fox universe in MoM. And i'm sure, i read a name similar to christine palmer somewhere else too. I lost the tweet tho.

I heard about her fighting someone from the Foxverse, if it is true it will surely be interesting

[ronmanmob]

( boxer ) [ stumble ]  –  for the sender’s muse to catch and help the receiver’s muse keep balance.

Intimacy Of Hands Meme

It was 2am when a table lamp's-worth of light filled Bastian's living room; Ron's fingers hovering on the switch as he ran the room's numbers through a scattier brain than the one he usually worked with. The tailwind of his twelve-weeker was the cause of his bother; the reason he was camping out on Baz's couch instead of spending his evening at home above his pub. Ever since his aunty May had nipped to Cali a few months back, he'd got into the habit of popping over for a night or so following his quarterly medical intervention. It settled his mind easier, having congenial company to exist in presence of, and even if it didn't - even if the meds hit him wrong and sent him sideways - Miss Wanda'd long ago proved herself to be something of a natural at wrangling her favourite Schizophrenic Brit.

Fingers left the switch once the room was found to be proper and Ron, nudged on by hunger and wracking insomnia, wobbled up to his feet and made tracks towards the apartment's modest kitchen in search of snacks. Like it had the new and unwanted scattiness in his brain, it was the jab he'd had that'd set his balance wonky; brought to him an air of a deer on sheet ice, all quaking knees and uncertain feet and--

Not five feet from the kitchen's open doorway, the fridge was opened; the light within pouring out upon the opener - Bastian, up at hell o'clock for the same reason Ron was; snacks. To He Of The Scattiest Of Brains however this sudden illumination and the figure within it didn't register as the person he most trusted in the world. All Ron got the chance to see was-

BLACK SHAPE IN SILHOUETTE

-before he'd pulled a 180 so sharp and so quick he hadn't time to yelp as the floor rushed up to--

Hands on his arm, stopping a fall.

Panicked flailing as he fought for his balance.

Hands dislodged, but grasping again instinctively. And a voice-

'Sweaters--'

-low but firm and clear. A voice Ron knew and that, more importantly, Ron's brain - which could quite easily at this point be considered a separate entity from the man himself given the chemical bitch-slap he was still riding out - recognised too.

Wild eyed and hyperventilating, Ron goggled at Baz for a good ten seconds before realising quite how tightly he was gripping the poor man's arms. He loosened off quickly, found his feet, straightened up, though didn't flee from Bastian's touch like he might've once upon a time. Ron walked his hands up to his shoulders instead, nonsense syllables that fell out through a to-the-bones-relieved exhale escaping as he let his head hang low between his arms. There was a thank you in there somewhere; a thank God it's you, and an I love you too, if you counted how Ron's hands went on to settle, one cupping Bastian's neck, the other snuck upon his ribs so Ron could feel him breathing and, mimicking him, settle his.

[family-on-6]

After reading this I was also thinking about how they address Halariel and Gilear essentially abandoning Fabian.

Like even back in freshman year it was pointed out how neglectful and out of touch Halariel was to the point where Fabian had to call her out and tell her to get her act together during the fight at Seacaster Manor. But despite that she still seemed flippant and unconcerned with her son's feelings, especially now that she's leaving him alone for months right after he got back from literally saving the world.

I think that factors in to how dependent Fabian was/is on Bill because he was the only adult in the household that actually parented him (besides Cathilda, who I think he sees as more of a mother figure than Halariel but yk). After Halariel left, his situation is kind of similar to Adaine's in that while the abuse is more neglectful, he still is "taken care of" and left with enough money to keep himself comfortable.

That kind of contrast with Adaine is something they talk about in the AP, where Fabian always had access to his family's money and knew they were rich, flaunted it even, but Adaine never saw her parents as being wealthy.

It's something I've been thinking about a lot because we can kind of see in Fabian's interactions with adults that he's searching for those genuine and caring parental figures like Digby and Wilma.

I am so appreciative of the way Dimension 20 explores all the ways people can have bad parents. They show a lot of them and they explicitly call out when the parents are shitty. This post is mostly about episode 3 of FHJY and the AP.

Like in "Not All Who Wanda Are Lost," Kristen sees her estranged parents for the first time in a long time, and everyone acknowledges how hard and difficult it is! It's also eerie how good Brennan is at playing the different flavors of abusive parents. Like the "I don't wanna know" from Kristen's mom as Kristen tries to tell her about how Kristen is doing well living in a haunted house now. (Right after Kristen's mom explicitly asked how Kristen is doing!) Or how the Intrepid Heroes all seem to know that eldest daughter pressure, and Ally and Brennan both talk about how Bucky is under more stress now that the oldest daughter shield isn't around anymore. (I think Siobhan mentioned "this is my emotional support eldest daughter" in a Burrow's End Adventuring Party.)

And Adaine's dad wasn't just shitty bc he was going to kill her and Aelywn. He was also shitty for all the ways he abused them both the whole time. Even before Sophomore Year, the Abernants were explicitly called bad parents. In the "I Wanda'd In" Adventuring Party the Intrepid Heroes even discuss how it's complicated when you have shitty abusive parents but they cover the bills. No one said that maybe Adaine should have thought about the money before killing her dad, or in any way implied that the abuse would have been worth the financial support. They acknowledged the nuance of the situation. And how it leaves Adaine especially unprepared because she truly has never talked about finances. That conversation strikes the very specific kind of wistfulness that you have when you leave a bad situation, but some parts of the bad situation were easy in a way your life isn't easy anymore.

I have a lot more feelings about this that I can't turn into words quite yet. I'm still thinking on it. But it means so much to me.