#i too need some irls

[httpiastri]

I made a formula one friend in college and he might be moving classes so I said he was a cool guy and basically that I'd miss him and he ignored me . Is he a dick or am I overreacting

………🤨 ignoring you was just unnecessary…. like moving classes happens sometimes and it can suck but him ignoring you when you said that?? you’re not overreacting love, he sucks 😩

[cable-salamdr]

So anyways the reason I talked abt Ronin is because I binge watched Possession again and I realized. I have never drawn this bastard man. So here’s that (ignore that I didn’t add his hat it was annoying me)

+ me remembering that the Dobson brothers are all VAs that act in Ninjago as completely different characters and how much funnier certain dialogue gets with that context.

[sincerely-sofie]

I want a PMD game that's mixed with Animal Crossing.

I want to be a cute little pokemon and go around my town and talk to the Kecleon NPC at the market when shopping for cute furniture. I want to buy custom scarves and bandanas from a Leavanny. I want to beat up Dusknoir with my net. I want to talk to pokemon that move in and out of plots of land depending on whether or not you befriend them. I want to become besties with a partner pokemon who has dreams of bringing their dusty hometown back to its former glory. I want to beat up Dusknoir with my net. I want to enjoy the worldbuilding without threats of curses, being erased from history, manifestations of evil trying to destroy all that is good and holy, unbelievably unfair wages for my work, etc. I want to beat up Dusknoir with my net. I want to beat up Dusknoir with my net. I want to beat up Dusknoir with my net---

[youchoseeachother]

12x11

[kkoct-ik]

i dont remember why i drew this

[virsancte]

time won't wait 'til you're sober it never wants to wait for you at all

♫

[en-bitch]

Misbehaving as someone's personal computer so they take you to a 'repair specialist'

"Hmm you've got a problem with your computer?"

"Yes, it takes way too long to respond to any input command"

"Hmm well let's take the shell off and hook it up to the diagnostics"

Your owner strips you naked and 'hooks you up' tying your hands together above your head, locking your legs in a spreader bar and putting an anal hook inside you

"So what have you tried so far?"

"Well I've tried blowing on it, turning it off and on again but it hasn't made much of an impact"

"Ok let's turn it on and see what we're working with"

Your head is lifted up and the blindfold is removed. The specialist asks you calculation questions a computer should be able to get instantly and shakes disapprovingly when you are unable to answer within the time limit. They 'calibrate' you, pinching your nipples and turning them as they continue to ask questions

"Sometimes it's just that something has clogged the internal fans and it needs to be removed, you can fix that with some percussive maintenance around the rear of the computer if you wouldn't mind."

Your owner gets behind and starts spanking you, making it so difficult to answer that you can't even say words properly.

"Well that's no good, the audio port is on the fritz" The specialist says, thrusting their fingers down your throat. "Ah ha! The audio driver is out of date. I'll need to install the newest version, but we'll have to keep your PC fully charged for the duration. Firstly we'll need to turn it off," they explain, putting the blindfold back on. "And second, the diagnostics machine won't apply enough power, so you'll need to keep filling it with power the entire time."

Like that you are taken off the hook and put on the 'operating' bed. The specialist takes your mouth whilst your owner pounds your ass, spitroasting you relentlessly. The specialist gives updates on what percent of the updates are downloaded and it spends an awfully long time at 69% downloaded. When they've both had enough fun you are finally released and booted up, only asking 'what is 2+2?' and 'who is your owner?' Satisfied, your owner turns you off and begins to take you out of the store

"Now you'll want to keep those drivers up to date, maybe next time I'll give you the update so you can try installing the driver whilst I supply the power eh?"

"That would be wonderful, I'm always terrible at installing updates so please let me know when there is a new driver available <3"

If you liked this maybe tell me I'm a good bot 👉👈

[doodleodds]

Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.

If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.

I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.

I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.

Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.

[defective-4068]

Seeing bucktommy hate in the bucktommy tag really just makes me laugh. It's been canon for what? 10 weeks now? Bro, move on! Find something else to make yourself miserable.

I know who I'm talking about will see this because they probably stalk the bucktommy tag so, this is for you:

Buck and Tommy are in a relationship that IS Canon whether you like it or not, they kiss, they cuddle, they comfort eachother, they go on dates, they absolutely fuck nasty, they ARE boyfriends and lastly, I hope you can find something other than shitting on people's happiness that brings you joy in your clearly sad, miserable and pathetic life.

I hope the rest of y'all have a nice day/night :)

[bobmckenzie]

🌳🔅🍉 picnic study date! 🧺🍀🥪

[candyredappledragon]

...uhm. i got bored with homework that i played with furret for like an hour. i think.

oops.

[bunnyslutlilith]

Very late just in the nick of time tummy tuesday post :3 In my dress to celebrate 200 followers!!! :3

Tags below the cut

@xenasaur @lilithtransrights

Tbh I feel like I had more people to tag but I'm high and can't remember. So if you wanna be tagged next time just let me know :333

[sneeb-canons]

wait so we can also submit our hc for other Jashlings that aren't HMS??

Yes!!!

If theres an idea for a character in any of the songs, I dont mind posting it at all!

I'll make an actual list for this & add it to the pinned, but I'm good with taking headcanons from most characters from any album or song :}

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

🖤🩶🤍💜

[moonchild-in-blue]

Not forgiving yall for making me believe Price was a proper Tired Old Man™. What do you MEAN he is canonically 38/39 💀

and what do you mean Soap is like? 27? sir you are but wee boy. where are your parents.

[uncanny-tranny]

Over the years, I've gotten a lot of cis people messaging me about how they should go about dating or courting somebody who's trans, and I always felt like my responses would almost... disappoint them because there isn't this magic secret to dating us.

Cis people, if you want to date us, just date us. We're human beings, we're not wild animals to tame! I promise you can have a healthy relationship with a trans person without needing to feel like the world will end if you mess up.

Trans people who date cis people often want to feel secure in your acceptance of them. You don't have to talk about our transness for hours on end to prove that you accept your loved one. You don't have to put on a display and cabaret about how Much You Accept Us. Just be a person around us, and let us be people, too!

I almost want to disappoint cis people by reminding them of this. Some of the best relationships I've had with cis people have been ones where my transness is acknowledged, sure, but it's acknowledged in the same way that my left-handedness is. It's not a joke to them, it isn't something to be horrified about, but it's also something that they don't objectify me for.