doctor said one but i’m taking four
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today one of my coworkers accidentally deadnamed me in an attempt to try and make a charlie the unicorn reference. something i never saw coming but the funniest event of this week tbh.
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I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.
What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.
Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.
Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.
Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.
He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.
He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.
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if your dog's best quality is their sillies you have to remember to be silly right back at them sometimes
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Hi! I made this in class, I'm kinda rusty on drawing turtles but I'm really really excited about the 40th anniversary comic hahhah
I drew them from memory btw I think I messed up a little
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i’m watching demon slayer with my dad and i think tanjiro is the funniest guy ever. like yes he is kind and lovely but he’s also an absolutely insane and off-putting FREAK and somehow his power of friendship effect still works on EVERYONE? like he meets genya once and shows up the next day to give him his TOOTH??? THAT HE KEPT FOR SOME REASON???? and then it WORKS. it works and genya is struck down by the awesome power of tanjiros relentless optimism as everyone is eventually fated to. and that’s actually so hilarious like i love this guy what the hell is his problem
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The vulnerability makes him twitchy. “…Hi, Twilight. You look a little less like shit since last I saw you.”
Art for chapter 17 of A Dark Among the Lights by LuckyLectio on AO3. A story in which everyone is happy to stop and talk through their problems without running away or anything silly like that :D
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